you know living with a new stepfather
not as bad as you might think
having a new step brother move in
worse than you might think
you want to know the hardest part about
sharing a room with drake the worst
thing about living with josh
sleeping in the same room
i swear josh snores like a hobo with a
sinus infection
drake mumbles in the sleep laugh
it sounds kind of like
try sleeping with that
but even though drake can keep me awake
at night
i love that guy
i'm hungry
i mean it was pretty darn nice to drink
letting me move into his room and he has
turned me on to a lot of cool music and
he
mustered
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anyway
i guess the important thing to remember
about being a new stepbrother is to be
respectful of each other and he took my
sandwich didn't he
josh may snore like a hobo
kid makes a good sandwich
drake
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hey
i'm trying to study
why
to learn things
oh whatever
stupid amp
still needs fixing
you sure you know what you're doing
there yeah
or no
and that was kept the stars with their
hit taking it all back and all you zero
gravity fans you better be listening
friday night because we're giving away
free tickets to their concert this
weekend at the san diego megadome
just be the ninth caller when you hear
the barking seal
and you'll win front row tickets to the
zero gravity concert and backstage
passes yeah
did you hear that
who didn't hear that zero gravity is my
favorite band of all time
i'm gonna win those tickets
i will be the ninth caller
uh drake yeah amp's on fire
so he uses my rope
i found a way
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it's gonna take some time
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told you i'll always be picking you up
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the w*r of 1812
began when british sailors att*cked a
u.s frigate what was the name of that
frigate
frigate
mr nichols chesapeake
very good
now if you all turn to page 93
one of the central debates
i have to be the ninth caller friday
night so i can win the tickets to see
zero gravity
you can't guarantee you'll be the ninth
caller just by dialing fast what it's
not enough
i'm gonna need more dialers
um excuse me everyone can i have your
attention please drake
i'm teaching ah and you're doing a great
job
so this friday night i'm having a
history party awesome
so just b*at my house around eight
o'clock and we'll party it up
oh and you have to bring your cell
phones why do we need our cell phones
uh uh because because there were no cell
phones in 1812 and we're celebrating the
good fortune that we have them now
oh excuse me
hello sit down drake
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what's up parents
oh mama you looking good
oh
not as good as you looking boy nah you
looking bitter
i see you looking there now you are are
you now you are now you are nice one
okay
what am i missing here wait
am i being punked
no that's just from this movie that josh
and i saw last weekend yeah later pops
you know since we got married you and
josh really seem to have hit it off yeah
you know maybe you should work a little
harder to bond with drake what
hey you wanna talk
nah you looking better
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okay
this is the worst party ever
yeah drake what's up with this lame
party man
whoa whoa
this party is not lame one bag of chips
there's not even anything to drink man i
need a beverage
josh i told you to pass the can around
all right that's it
listen up people
the reason for this suckish party is
that drake needs your help calling a
radio station so that he can win tickets
to a concert all right
man you see drake if you're just honest
with people they'll understand they
won't get mad k*ll drake
wait wait wait
if you guys will just please help me
call the radio station i i promise that
later we can
we can uh we can what we can watch your
mowing bugs right your mo
if it'll make me more popular
hurry hurry everybody call 55k seal
hello i was calling number one oh i'm
two less talk more dial number six
my battery d*ed
number eight i'm calling number eight
and we have a winner who's car number
nine
tell us your name lucky caller
megan parker
nick
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here come the boys try bonding with
drake again right
hey drake you like football
where is she
kitchen
naked
hi drake give me that phone
no evil
you don't even like zero gravity i don't
like homework either
what
you want the tickets you do my homework
for a week
so evil
okay fine i'll do your homework now give
it
hello
turn that up
okay okay you're the ninth caller which
means you've won two tickets and
backstage passes to zero gravity awesome
this is like the greatest thing hold on
pal there's more there's more what more
if you can answer one question you'll
also win a vintage fender stratocaster
guitar autographed by zero gravity's
lead guitarist devin malone
what's the question
name the eighth planet from the sun
eighth planet from the
it from a son uh
i don't know wait uh they taught me a
song in first grade okay sing it no i'm
not much singing some mercury and venus
i saw the earth then marsh i saw jupiter
then saturn uranus and that's
neptune
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you are so pretty
man you still staring at that thing
yep
a vintage stratocaster autographed by
devin malone
josh i think i'm in love
okay
but if you start making out with the
thing i'm leaving the room
i gotta hit the bathroom will you uh
stare at her for me while i'm gone
you want me to stare at your guitar
for you
while you pee
i can pee in here i'll stare
so how's it going
i'm josh
you like music
hi drake hey i really can't look i don't
know if you're into golf but there's a
driving range done
i'll wait here
hi
hello
why are you waiting outside the bathroom
i'm bonding with drake
so
i
just kept applying the ointment and
eventually the rash went away
why are you staring the back guitar
drake asked me to i don't see what the
big deal is it's just a guitar
nah this is some ultra cool crazy
special guitar
doesn't sound so special to me
that's because it's not plugged in
see it's an electric guitar you gotta
plug it into an amplifier to hear the
sound
you put this in here
and then you turn it on
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wow
that is a special guitar
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look at this look what i've done
yeah that's bad
bad when drake ceases he's gonna m*rder
me
where do i hide
guitar case good idea
okay
there it is in the guitar case which
drake will open unless i lock it
gotta get rid of the key gotta get rid
of the
okay
now when drake comes in here you stay
here and back me up all right i got you
back all right
where's the guitar see ya
josh i uh i i i i put it away
why
you want to leave it out and let it get
all dusty and gross have you heard of
mildew
so where'd you put the guitar
in the case
in the guitar case why are you hassling
me
who's hassling you
it's locked
yes
some people care about safety
just calm down and give me the key what
for
for to open the lock why are you acting
all freakish uh
uh dude i i lost the key bro
you lost the
a locksmith
yes
i i have a lot of locks it you know need
smiffin
and you're sure you don't know where the
original key is uh or that uh that key
on the yeah
keep it down would you there's people
sleeping in here
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why'd you bring me here cause you got me
into this mess i did
cool
hi do you sell guitars
here
at guitar world
gee i don't know
okay sarcastic
once when just like the lead singer of
zero gravity plays
you want a cherry red 64 strat with a
whammy bar
are we still speaking of guitars
there she is oh that's it how much 12
hundred dollars 100 dollars
yeah
but it's like my entire life savings i
was saving that money to buy a tanning
bed
so
you want it don't pressure me
yeah
yeah here here's my debit card pick
yourself out of case
oh well
lisa i got the guitar right
now i gotta go get it signed by devin
malone to the megadome
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where are you going
zero gravity concert uh oh wait a second
um
you want to build a tree house together
what
you me a house in a tree
okay dr seuss first it was football and
then golf and now a tree house i mean
what is up
well
sun interaction
follow my lead
and see i told my friends i'd go bowling
with them but this new girl i've been
dating wants me to hang out with her
huh
what do you think i should do
um well uh maybe you should ask your new
girlfriend to go bowling
with
you and your
friends oh that's perfect
thanks dad
is she gone yeah see ya
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hi can i help you uh i i just need to
see devin malone really quick can't let
you in without a pass kid look why can't
i just
oh there's definite malone right there
by the uh
cupcakes they got cupcakes
help me please don't let them whack me
that's cool
so what you need kid
my stepbrother drake who loves you he
won your guitar but i plugged it into a
stupid app and
so i spent my entire life savings on a
new one but it's on autograph so i need
this for you to autograph this one so
drake does it hate me and make me sleep
in the bathtub again what do you say got
a pen yeah i got a pen
josh
drake um
no megan told me everything
megan
look drake please don't hate me i just
wanted to do this you for spending your
entire life savings to get me a 64
fender strat josh that is like the
coolest thing anyone's ever done for me
holy snot that's devin malone yeah it is
come on
come on
come on devin this is my stepbrother
drake drake this oh believe me i know
who you are i've learned everything i
know about guitar from watching you yeah
you play uh yeah but i'm nowhere as
great as you are he's amazing with the
guitar he cannot really bring the funk
just uh take good care of this one she's
special i hear you dude don't even worry
about it i'm guarding this thing with my
life baby
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how many fingers am i holding up i don't
care
would you mind taking me into the back
alley and b*ating me until i lose
consciousness
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well it looks like we're canceling
tonight come on man the fans are already
out there all right well then you tell
me where i'm gonna find a replacement
guitarist in five minutes that's good
and knows every song in a set
right here
josh then you don't want me to you play
kid you're good
i'm okay but i don't know he's insanely
good and he knows every song zero
gravity has ever played let me hit a
bridge to midnight crush
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how about leading the devil's paradise
lawless
oh dear what's the biggest crowd you
played uh at my high school last year my
band played for maybe 200 kids
seniors there's 14 000 out there can you
handle it without wetting my pants
i will take that risk get my best shirt
zero grabbing on in 60 seconds guys
you okay oh i don't know
play good kid just not better than me oh
never mind come on come on let's go
let's go put it on stage let's go thanks
bro
you're on
thanks brother go get him brother
you lied to me about the cupcakes didn't
you
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hey would you get that i'm on the phone
you're not on the phone
just get it
hey you that guy that manages zero
gravity yeah
you know the kid who breaks hands
drake right yeah hey what's up how's
devin's hand well he uh should be able
to play tomorrow in vegas
anyway i stopped by because i owe you
some money for playing last night
i get paid how much five thousand
uh i deducted emergency room costs for
devon's hand
still leaves you 1250 bucks
all right thanks for helping us out
drake you good bam was on fire last
night hey maybe i should crush devin 10
more often
yeah don't do that
cheers
okay this could not have gone more
perfect
i win a vintage guitar
150 bucks there
nah
you do
no
no you are dude i got to live out the
dream
the least i can do is give you back the
money you put out for the guitar
thanks jake
but this is 50 bucks more than i spent
hey get yourself a decent haircut
wow
1250
dollars i'm getting me a tanning bed
and i am gonna kick back and relax like
all good rock stars should
what's this
my math homework
this week's fractions
have fun
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then yeah
02x02 - Guitar
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Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.
Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.