you know i love little kids
kids are awesome you know what i like
best about them the coolest thing about
hanging with kids
they can learn a lot from me i used to
tutor this little portuguese boy in math
his name was paolo one time my mom made
me babysit megan and three of her
friends
i was teaching him about long division
and he threw a golf club at me
a nine-iron mom told me to take the kids
to a museum but instead
i took him to ride go-karts the club hit
me in the eye
bruised my retina after i gave the kids
these huge cups of coffee
oh man you should have seen him on those
go-karts it was out of control
i complained to paolo's father but he
just shouted at me in portuguese
after the go-karts we all piled into a
cabin with chucky cheddars
i like tutoring but i hate
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[Applause]
[Music]
hello s'mores
uh josh they usually put the prize in
the cereal
not the milk oh s'mores i love s'mores
who doesn't i don't know s'more haters
so why are you making s'mores i'm
helping dad out with megan's campfire
kids meeting
dad's still the chief i thought they
kicked him out after the pinecone
incident
hey that squirrel had it coming
and don't eat the s'mores oh i won't
because i just took them out of a 400
degree oven
nothing
are those s'mores
i have ten s'mores and there are nine of
you
so everyone gets one and then we'll hold
the wrapper
seven
you couldn't help me i'm tied to a chair
oh right
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this is for you what are you doing
resigning
you're the new campfire kid's chief but
i don't want to be there no chase
daddy where's your brother
that is my brother not him drake
why are you always asking about drake uh
he's only the cutest boy
ever um
don't you think drake's adorable i think
of him more as a
target all right listen up children
i am your new campfire kids chief
you're our new chief seriously that's
right
i'm out
it's strange josh you're never gonna
believe who just called me who called
star99
you're in the songwriter spotlight yeah
i get to play live on the radio this
friday night
congrats it's awesome bro gross there's
a band-aid in my milk
oh jeez
it's gonna take some time
[Music]
i'll always be picking you up when
you're down
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did i scare you what are you doing is
that your guitar cool guitar
uh who are you i'm wendy well my real
name's melissa but i hate the name
melissa so people call me wendy
okay uh i'm drake nice to meet you oh
we've met before
we'll sort of kinda i saw you at the
supermarket and i said hi you said do
you know where the pickles are and i
said right over there and you said
cool i wrote about in my diary
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oh oh yeah thanks do you want to pickle
now cause i'll go get you one i mean it
that's okay so what song are you playing
um it's it's a new one i'm working on
i'm gonna sing it on the radio this
friday night
wow you're gonna be on the radio i have
a radio
cool can i have your autograph
why do you want my autograph uh you're
only the bestest singer ever
you know my music sure i go to the
talent show every year just to see you
i even have some of your songs on cd i
listen to them when i work out
so can i have you autograph for what uh
sure i just need a pen
uh thanks
okay let's see paper
okay here this will work see
love drake
parker there you go want to hear a
secret
okay my dream is for you to play a song
just for me
will ya wendy uh sure i i guess
um let me just oh wendy
your mom's waiting for you downstairs in
the car but drake was just about to play
me a song
uh i i guess we'll have to do it another
time
uh but here your guitar pick
you're giving me this uh yeah for my
number one fan
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oh well i better get going bye drake
look it drake signed this for me
on the back of my autographed picture of
frankie muniz
all right campfire kids huddle up so
what movie are we seeing
we're not seeing a movie we're here to
learn about wilderness navigation
you're the worst
thank you pete now what would you do
if someone dropped you off all alone in
the middle of nowhere
i'd call mom on my cell phone say you
didn't have your cell phone i always
have my cell phone
the battery's steady i always scare it's
broken
it's a little late obey rate it the
point is you're lost
and all you have is a compass and a
topographical map of the region
so i have a compass and a topographical
map but i don't have my cell phone
that tears it we're seeing a movie
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french fry
wendy who she oh this this is my date
larissa
hi
so larissa what's your favorite song of
drake's
um i didn't know drake wrote songs i'd
love to hear something i bet you would
what drake gave me it's his guitar pick
what'd he give you
uh nothing interesting oh
we're kind of on a little date here
shouldn't you be a giant clarissa that's
a lot of food
excuse me is that all for you
wendy what i think it's nice that
larissa doesn't worry about her figure
for your information i go to the gym
four times a week there's a pimple on
your chin
tree all right it's time for you to go
yeah seriously
okay fine enjoy your feast bye drake
can you believe her it is a lot of food
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josh i have a problem what does it itch
no my problem is wendy your little
forest fire kid oh your number one fan
yeah who's obsessed with me uh today she
verbally assaulted my date
and look megan found her notebook oh
she wrote drake and wendy over and over
hey if you flip through the pages really
fast there's a little cartoon of you two
walking and holding hands
oh yeah i wonder how yo this is no time
for animation
obsessed with me you're exaggerating oh
yeah yeah
here check out our answering machine
hi this is wendy drake's not here right
now but if you were
that would be so awesome i love you
drake
please leave a message see what i mean
so she has a crush on you it's cute
when i was her age i had a crush on
oprah
she's an inspiration dude don't worry
about wendy
this week she loves you uh next week
she'll love
oprah don't mock me
fine i just hope you're right i am right
and you should really give oprah a
chance she's
quite important what's that
i don't know
wendy what are you doing here i brought
you some pickles
oh and will you marry me
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they're vertically sliced for sandwiches
this whole thing with wendy has to stop
what are you doing with those nuts
protecting them from bears
see bear's not smart enough to open this
latch oh cool hey give me some nuts
you uh want me to call a bear to help
you
all right so what are you gonna do about
wendy i'm just gonna have to tell her to
leave me alone
i'm gonna go to her house right now
we'll be back in an hour
hi drake i'm coming in uh
i see that
is that my picture on your shirt yeah
how cute are you
why are my eyes closed oh i took it
while you were sleeping
right uh we need to talk
cool i could talk to you forever great
sit down hey josh i made a drink t-shirt
special for you
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is this for me or a sport utility
vehicle
so wendy so drake
relationships are very complex oh i know
i watch oprah isn't she inspirational
yeah have you seen the one where the
girl gives up her whole career just to
let her husband go to medical school
oh yeah and then she started her own
cookie company i know
guys guys guys i'm trying to say
something here
so wendy jake uh look
i really appreciate that you like me and
that you think my music's cool
my dream is for you to play a song just
for me
i i know i know but look i i think that
maybe you've been
paying a little too much attention to me
lately did i do something wrong
no no no it's not you it's me you know i
just
need my space can you understand that
sure i so get it
oh that that's awesome look i i really
appreciate you being so cool about this
oh not a problem well i better go
gotta pack for tomorrow night's campout
seriously dude i can call it bear
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yeah but if that were true then fish
would have feet which they don't
yeah have you ever holy snot
drake parker the bestest singer in the
whole world performing live
this friday night on star 99 songwriter
spotlight
you realize what your little campfire
kid has done i think everyone realizes
it gee
drake are you by any chance gonna be on
the radio this friday
just curious guys
guys yeah i'm gonna be on the radio
friday but i had nothing to do with
these
fires all right class let's take our
seats thank you there's a lot to cut
for today now
today we will be discussing why there is
no east virginia
we take a look at the map we'll see
[Music]
all right campfire cadets tonight's
campout will begin in
05 minutes why can't you just say five
minutes
you drop it give me 20. don't you mean
oh
20. just be ready in five minutes
hey megan you know that one day i'll be
your sister-in-law
what are you talking about when drake
and i get married
why would drake marry you
because he's my boyfriend he gave me his
guitar pick to prove it oh and look at
this
frankie muniz the other side
see love drake love
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hey jake don't talk just listen baby
what's wrong
you know how much trouble your little
flyers caused me everyone in my entire
school made fun of me today because of
you
they just don't understand our
we don't relationship a relationship you
got it i'm not gonna sing a song for you
and i'm not your boyfriend
i'm not even your friend so just leave
me alone
so when's the wedding
[Music]
you know that wasn't nice who said i was
nice
okay i'm disappointed in you
for not braving the outdoors during a
gentle rain shower
however we could still rough it
right here look man i know this means a
lot to you but we're not
into this whole campfire kid thing yeah
we just joined so we could hang out with
our friends and eat free food
why you gotta ruin it yeah
look josh is a boot
we all know that but we joined the
campfire kids and i think we owe it to
josh learn something about camping josh
please show us the proper use of this
tint i'd be glad to
now the cool part about this tent is
that it'll keep any kind of bug out
plus it's weatherproof give me the lock
so whether it's cold or drying
you're gonna
hey hey what's going on
i think i'm locked in here yeah
all right now we're gonna have a real
campout say what
you start making s'mores you get the
video games
you order some pizza all morning
um you want to come help us make s'mores
thanks come on
drake was just upset he didn't mean that
stuff he said
yeah he did i just want to be alone
um could someone let me out of here
i ain't getting you i've lost a moment i
would like a sport
[Music]
this is danny james your host on star 99
songwriter spotlight that's star 99
songwriter spotlight
coming to you every friday night
do you have an extra pick you're gonna
have two rappers
they call themselves cool to groove
they're gonna have to wrap it up
on the radio star 99 uh coming up after
that we got jump
tania
dear drake i'm sorry i made you mad
i just wanted to be your number one fan
i won't bother you ever again
wendy
[Music]
something's bothering you how do you
know
it's a woman isn't it kind of a
little woman go to her
go to her fix it why should i fix it
because you know you should how do you
know i know i should
because if you didn't know you know you
should i'd have no way of knowing what i
obviously know
even if i shouldn't leave
you're up next songwriters oh wait who
are you
a friend a conscience trumpeteer
uh excuse me you're on after the rappers
yeah um something came up that i that i
need to take care of is there any way we
can reschedule this
hmm i can try but i can't guarantee it
you sure you can't stick around
nah this is important thanks hey yeah
is it a woman
sort of
will somebody turn up the radio i think
drake's gonna be on next i'm gonna be
singing a song called crying myself
hey wendy don't you wanna come listen to
your future husband sing you a song
okay our next songwriter performing
tonight is san diego's very own drake
parker
we got a flag on the play here i've just
been told drake parker cancelled so
we're gonna move on to our next
performer j demopolis with his song
i feel pretty greek
drake what are you doing here how come
you're not on the radio
because i
was that josh where is he forget him why
aren't you on the radio
because
hi wendy hi
so you still want me to play you a song
for me just for you
but what about all that stuff you said i
thought you hated me
how could i hate my number one fan you
were so clever
you kept it together today
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by the way
[Music]
i'll no longer ignore you
i wanted to show you again
sometimes we
[Music]
and all i can say is you
save me
[Music]
rain and down with all
[Music]
you and take your
time i can't
wait to see
[Applause]
[Music]
so what'd you think yay
hey i want you to keep this okay
doublya all right kids who wants to go
to chucky cheddars
i love chuckie jenner yeah
hey i want to go to chucky cheddars
oh come on let me out i
don't want to whack them
but all megan can i just get some water
there's no bathroom in here
02x10 - Number One Fan
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Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.
Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.