-Oh, of course you can have
them delivered here, Eloise.
No, it won't be any trouble
at-- we'd better not
discuss it anymore, Eloise.
You-know-who just walked in.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
-Was that Mrs. Wilson?
-Yes.
-Every time I come in and you're
talking to her on the phone,
you say, here
comes you-know-who,
and then you hang up.
What's going on between
you and Mrs. Wilson?
-Dennis.
-Oh, hi, Dad.
I didn't know you were home.
-What did you think was
holding up this paper?
-Dennis, I don't want
to hurt your feelings,
but if I wanted you to know
what Mrs. Wilson and I were
talking about, I'd tell you.
-That's right, Dennis.
You've got to learn
not to ask about things
that are none of your business.
-Yes, sir.
But how will I know if
they're none of my business
if I don't ask what they are.
[theme music]
-Oh, Eloise, they're darling.
Does Mr. Wilson
suspect anything?
-Not a thing.
-Well, he'd be surprised.
Oh, they certainly
bring back memories.
Remind me of the first
thing I knitted for Dennis.
-You don't think the
bows are too much?
-Oh, no, I think it's cute.
-Well, it could fit better.
But a baby bootie pattern was
the closest thing I could find.
They don't make a pattern
for golf club covers.
Oh, I hope John
likes his present.
-Oh, Eloise, it's
a wonderful gift.
-Of course, the golf clubs
were Dr. Johnson's idea.
He thinks John should take
up golf for the exercise.
-You don't think it's a
little late for him to learn?
-Dr. Johnson doesn't think so.
-Well, between the golf
clubs and the party,
he's certainly going
to be surprised.
-Yes, especially
since I promised him
I wouldn't even mention
his birthday to anyone.
He stopped celebrating
them years ago.
Oh, dear.
What's the matter?
I'm afraid I'm going
to run out of wool.
I simply have to have
enough to finish this
before John's surprise
party tonight.
-Oh, I'm sure the knit
shop is still open.
Oh, Eloise, I don't see
how you've managed it.
I'd never have been able to keep
a secret like this from Henry.
Not with Dennis around.
By now the whole neighborhood
would know about it.
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Mom!
Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
Hi, Mom.
-Hello, dear.
Dennis, I thought you
were playing baseball.
The game's over.
My team won, to nothing.
-So soon?
-We only played one inning.
Oh, boy!
Are these what you got Mr.
Wilson for his birthday?
-Yes, Dennis, but they're
supposed to be a surprise,
so please don't
mention it to him.
-I won't.
Gee, now I know what to
get him-- a golf ball.
-Well, Dennis, Mr. Wilson
doesn't celebrate his birthday.
-Then why are you giving
him the surprise party?
-Dennis, how did
you know about that?
-Oh, I found the
birthday cake Mrs. Wilson
left in our refrigerator.
-Dennis, you're not
going to say one word
to Mr. Wilson about either the
clubs or the surprise party.
-I won't, Mom.
Hey, what are these?
-Just something Mrs.
Wilson's knitting.
-Who for?
-Dennis, you know
too much already.
Now stop asking questions
-Dennis, would you like
to run an errand for me?
-Well, I was going
to go roller-skating.
-It's worth a quarter.
-Hey, I could use that
toward buying the golf ball.
What do you want me to do?
-Well, go down to
the knit shop and get
it another skein
of wool like this.
Tell Mrs. Gallagher
to charge it.
-What about the quarter?
You gonna charge that, too?
-Dennis, Mrs. Wilson will
pay you the quarter as
soon as you come
back with the wool.
Now scoot!
-OK, Mom.
-Baby booties?
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Yeah.
That's why Mrs.
Wilson needs the wool.
-Boy, you know what that means.
-No, what?
-Whenever my mom
knits baby booties,
I get a new brother or sister.
-Jeepers, you mean
Mr. and Mrs. Wilson?
-Sure.
Why else would she
be knitting them?
-I guess that's why
I'm a only child.
My mother doesn't
know how to knit.
-Mine sure does.
-Jeepers, Tommy, this
complicates things.
I was going to get Mr.
Wilson a golf ball.
But under the
circumstances, I ought
to get him something bigger.
-How about a basketball?
-Hey, I know what I ought to
give him-- a box of cigars.
But they're pretty expensive.
-Hey, I know where you can
make a couple of dollars.
-Oh, boy, where?
-Mr. Fleckner.
He pays $ for every lead.
-Wow, come on.
Let's go find him.
-Yeah!
-Where do you
think you're going?
-With you.
I want to make $ , too.
-Seymour, your
mother's calling you.
-She is?
Boy, you sure got good ears.
She's in Philadelphia
visiting my grandmother.
-Now let me get this
straight, Dennis.
Mr. And Mrs. John Wilson?
-That's right, Mr. Fleckner.
They live right next door to me.
-Well, thanks for
the lead, Dennis.
-How about the $ , Mr. Fleckner?
-Oh, yeah.
-Gee, thanks.
-Don't forget.
If you have any more
leads, let me know.
BOTH: We sure
will, Mr. Fleckner.
-I gotta get going now.
See you later.
-Bye, Tommy.
-Well, I do hope you can
make it, Dr. Johnson.
I'm trying to arrange
for another doctor
to fill in for me
at the hospital.
I'll call you the moment I know.
-Well, I'm counting
on you, Doctor.
Bye.
-Will he be able to make it?
-Well, I hope so.
It wouldn't be a surprise
party without Dr. Johnson.
-And his famous spaghetti.
Mmm.
-I do wish Dennis would
hurry back with that wool.
-I can't imagine
what's keeping him.
-Mr. Fleckner pays $ for leads.
-I'm sorry, Dennis, my company
doesn't do anything like that.
-Oh.
-The best I can do is
offer you a bottle of milk.
-Chocolate?
-Chocolate.
-It's a deal.
Their name is Mr.
and Mrs. John Wilson.
They live right next door to me.
Hey, Mr. Wilson!
-Oh, hi, Dennis.
-Congratulations.
-Congratulations?
I didn't think you knew.
-Oh, you can't keep a
thing like that a secret.
-Oh, that Eloise.
She promised she wouldn't
say anything this year.
-Oh, she didn't tell me.
I didn't realize it
till Tommy told me.
[phone ringing]
-Tommy?
How did--
-Your phone's
ringing, Mr. Wilson.
See you later.
[phone ringing]
-Eloise?
Eloise!
Why doesn't she stay
home and answer the phone
instead of running all over
town blabbing about my birthday?
Hello?
-Hello, John, this
is Doc Johnson.
Let me talk to Eloise.
-Well, she's not a home.
She's--
[doorbell rings]
-Oh, there's somebody
at the front door.
It's probably her.
She's always forgetting her key.
Hold on.
-Yes?
-Mr. Wilson?
Is Mrs. Wilson at home?
-No, she's not.
I'm from the Daisy
Dairy, the Family Dairy.
You can always depend
on our certified milk.
-I'm glad to hear it.
But what would we need
certified milk for?
-You don't know?
-Know what?
-Oh, I guess the husband is
always the last one to know.
It was the same at my
house, until the man
from the didee service
came to the door.
-What are you talking about?
-Just give this
card to Mrs. Wilson.
And remember our slogan--
"Fresh from the cow to you."
-Hello, Dr. Johnson,
are you still there?
Yeah, well, I'm sorry,
but that wasn't Eloise.
-Could you give her
a message for me?
MR. WILSON (ON PHONE): Sure.
-Tell her everything's all
arranged at the hospital.
-What's arranged?
What hospital?
-You'll find out in due time.
-Find out what?
Doc?
Doc?
[doorbell rings]
-Eloise, why don't you-- oh.
-Mr. Wilson?
Is Mrs. Wilson home?
-No, she's not.
-Well, I'm with the
Dandee Didee Service.
You know, "If It Isn't a
Dandee, It Isn't a Didee"?
-No, I didn't know.
-Just tell Mrs. Wilson that when
she needs us, if she'll please
give us a call.
-Now why would she
need a didee service?
-Oh, you don't know.
-Know what?
-I'll bet I've broken
the news to %
of the husbands in this town.
-What news?
-You'd better ask Mrs. Wilson.
-Certified milk?
Didee service?
Hospital?
Anyone would think Eloise was
going to have a-- ridiculous.
Maybe I'd better
call Dr. Johnson.
-This is the only blue
wool I have, Eloise.
I thought it might match.
-Oh, thanks, but-- oh.
Mrs. Gallagher would
have to run out
of the shade I need
at a time like this.
-Well, she said she's
expecting another shipment
and she'll call you as
soon as she gets it.
-Good.
-Dr. Frederick Johnson.
- - .
, , -- Numbers,
numbers, numbers.
[phone ringing]
Hello?
No.
No, she isn't.
Oh, the knit shop?
Yes, yes.
I'll give her a message.
What is it?
You have found a ball
of wool for the what
that she's knitting?
The-- baby booties?
Baby booties.
Baby booties.
Baby booties?
-Hello, John.
Hello?
Dr. Frederick Johnson?
- - ?
Why is Eloise
knitting baby booties?
-You'll find out in due time.
-Oh, this is just dandy.
-If it isn't a dandee,
it isn't a didee.
-What are you talking about?
-Oh, you don't know.
-The husband is
always last to know.
-Know what?
-That Daisy Dairy
delivers certified milk
fresh from the cow to you.
[cow moos]
[cow moos]
-It's a cow!
-No, it's a boy.
-Daddy!
-Dennis!
Dennis.
Dennis.
Dennis!
-Mr. Wilson!
Mr. Wilson, are you all right?
I looked in the window and I
saw you lying on the floor!
What happened?
-I-- I don't know.
I-- I was on the
telephone, and-- the woman
from the knit shop!
-About the wool for the
booties Mrs. Wilson's knitting?
-What do you know about them?
-Aw, maybe I better
not say anything.
It might be part
of the surprise.
-I hate surprises!
-Now John, what are
you talking about?
-About what you are knitting.
-Dennis.
-Now don't blame Dennis.
The woman from knit shop called.
Eloise, why didn't you tell me?
-I wanted it to be a surprise.
-Believe me, it's the greatest
surprise I've ever had.
-Oh, I'm glad you like the idea.
-Like it?
I love it!
-Oh!
It was Dr. Johnson's idea.
He thought it would
be a good thing.
-Dr. Johnson's i-- oh.
Oh, by the way, he
telephoned and said
everything's been
arranged at the hospital.
-Oh, did he say anything else?
-No.
-Good.
Then you don't know about
the rest of the surprise.
-No, I-- Eloise, what do you
mean, the rest of the surprise?
-You'll find out.
-Oh, Eloise.
-Mr. Wilson, any time
you need a babysitter,
I'll give you a special rate.
-Thank you, Dennis.
Thank you.
Look.
Baby booties.
Aren't they cute?
Look at those adorable bows.
-Wait till you see
the other pair.
-What other pair?
-Mrs. Wilson's
knitting two pair.
That's why she needed more wool.
-Two pairs of baby booties?
Rest of the surprise.
Twins!
[thud]
-Mr. Wilson!
-Twins.
Twins, oh, no.
No.
No!
I-- Doc, what are
you doing here?
-Eloise called me.
We had to carry you upstairs.
You let her carry me?
-Well, I couldn't do it myself.
I told you to go on a diet.
Roll over.
-You're-- what are you going to
do with that knitting needle?
Er, hypodermic needle?
-Roll over.
-Oh.
Doc?
Doc, when is it going to happen?
-Right now.
-No, I don't mean that.
I mean-- [yells]
-That didn't hurt, did it?
-Doc, I-- I want to talk to you.
-Not now.
-But Doc.
-No talking.
-Doc!
-Later.
Right now I want you
to get some sleep.
-Oh, that miserable-- ooh!
Oh!
-Oh, I'm glad he's
all right, Eloise.
Oh, by the way, I thought
your idea was so cute
that I decided to knit some
covers for Henry's golf clubs,
too.
Mm-hm.
Bye.
-Hey, Mom?
ALICE MITCHELL
(OFFSCREEN): In here, dear.
-Say, Mom, I--
-What do you want, Dennis?
-Nothing, Mom.
See you later!
[door slams]
-There you are, Dennis.
You made quite a
haul today-- $ .
-Yeah, business is booming.
-What do you hope it'll be?
A brother or sister?
-It doesn't make any
difference to me. $ is $ .
Now I can get Mr. Wilson
a good birthday present!
Bye, Mr. Fleckner.
-Bye.
[doorbell rings]
ALICE MITCHELL
(OFFSCREEN): Henry,
could you please
see who that is?
-OK, honey.
-Hi, Mr. Mitchell.
-Uh, hi.
-You don't remember me?
-Well, I'm sorry, I--
oh, Dandee Didee Service.
-That's right, Mr. Fleckner.
--[laughs] I don't know
how I could forget you.
Why, until you came by
to sell us your service,
I didn't even know I was
going to become a father.
-Happens all the time.
-Well, it's good to see you.
What can I do for you?
-Oh, it's not what
you can do for me.
It's what I can do
for you-- give you
the best service in town.
-Well, fine, but what do
I need your service for?
-You don't know?
-Know what?
-Oh!
I've done it again.
Here's my car.
Tell Mrs. Mitchell to
call when she needs us.
-Done it again?
Dandee Didee Service!
Oh!
[thud]
-What is it, Doctor?
-Looks like the same
thing John Wilson has.
Must be some kind of
a virus going around.
-It isn't a virus.
-Take it easy, Henry.
You'll be all right.
Oh, gosh, I've got to
pick up that spaghetti
before the market closes.
See you at the
party later, Alice.
-All right, Doctor,
thank you for coming.
-Alice--
-Henry, you heard
what the doctor said.
-Alice, why didn't you tell me?
-Tell you what?
-A fine thing, just
like the last time.
I had to find it out from
the didee service man.
-Find out what?
-That I'm about to
become a father.
-Oh dear, I'd better
get the doctor.
Henry, where on Earth did
you get an idea like that?
-Well, I told you,
the didee service man.
-Well, then where did he
get an idea like that?
-Hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
Boy, look what I got
Mr. Wilson-- a box
of cigars for his birthday.
Boy, they sure cost a lot.
$ .
-$ ?
-Yeah.
Now I'll have to start
saving to get you a box.
-Dennis, where did you get $ ?
-From Mr. Fleckner,
the didee service man.
He pays you for leads.
-Then you gave him our name.
-Yes, sir.
-Why?
-Well, you were
knitting a bootie,
an Tommy told me that
his mother always
knits a bootie just before
they have a new baby.
-Oh, no.
-So I told Mr. Fleckner, and
he paid me $ for the lead.
-But where did you
get the other $ ?
-I gave him another lead.
-Who?
-Mrs. Wilson.
-Oh, no!
-Oh!
What gave Dennis the idea
that Eloise was having a baby?
-It was all in his imagination.
Eloise was knitting booties,
but they weren't really
baby booties.
They just looked
like baby booties.
-But what were they?
-Baby booties.
-Yeah, and whenever Tommy's
mother knits baby booties--
-Dennis.
-Let me show you.
Now see?
Baby bootie.
One of John Wilson's
new golf clubs.
Put baby bootie on golf club.
Presto, we have a
golf club cover.
-Say, that's a clever idea.
-I thought so too.
That's why I decided to start
knitting a set for your clubs.
-Gee, now I'll have
to return the cigars
and give Mr. Fleckner
his money back.
-I'm afraid you will, Dennis.
-You see, Dennis,
that's what comes
from jumping to conclusions.
I hope you've learned
something from this.
-I sure have.
You just can't
depend on grown-ups.
-Oh!
[laughter]
-Oh no!
-That's exactly what I said.
-Oh, poor John.
No wonder he fainted.
-Well, a lot of
men react that way.
-You didn't?
-I had a virus.
You heard what the doctor said.
-Oh, poor John.
Oh, I hate to think of
breaking the news to him when
he wakes up.
-He's still sleeping?
-Like a baby.
I'd better not use that word.
[laughter]
-Hi.
MRS. WILSON (OFFSCREEN):
Oh, good, you made it.
-Got the pasta, folks.
How you feeling, Henry?
-Fine, thanks.
-John's still asleep, Doctor?
-We'll wake him up
after everybody comes.
It's going to be
a real surprise.
-In more ways than one.
-Now come on, let's get
the spaghetti started!
-Well, what do you need?
-Well, first, a big pot.
-Right.
HENRY MITCHELL (OFFSCREEN): Can
I do anything to help you, Doc?
DR. JOHNSON
(OFFSCREEN): Yes, help
me move this table
under the light
so I can see what I'm doing.
This is a very
delicate operation.
MRS. WILSON (OFFSCREEN):
How's this, Doctor?
-No, no.
Oh, I should have
brought along my nurse.
She always knows
exactly what to do.
Alice, make sure you get
a big pot, the biggest
one you can find.
We need a lot of boiling water.
Hurry!
-Just put in the candles.
Don't sample.
-Where are the canned tomatoes?
-Oh, right over here.
-Hi, everybody.
-Hello, dear.
-Where's Mr. Wilson?
-He's asleep.
-I wanted to give him
his birthday present.
-I thought you returned
those cigars, son.
-I did, and I gave Mr.
Fleckner his money back.
And he gave me this to give
Mr. Wilson for his birthday
'cause they just
had eight of them.
-Eight of what?
-Of these.
-[gasp] Oh, isn't it adorable?
And so tiny!
-Oh, let me hold it.
-Is it a boy or a girl?
DR. JOHNSON
(OFFSCREEN): It's a boy.
MRS. WILSON (OFFSCREEN):
Look at those soulful eyes.
They remind me of John.
DR. JOHNSON
(OFFSCREEN): He looks
like a healthy little character.
HENRY MITCHELL
(OFFSCREEN): He's sure
going to look funny when
he starts walking around
the neighborhood with
those big floppy ears
dragging on the ground.
[thud]
-Hi, Mr. Wilson!
How was the party?
Were you surprised?
-I certainly was when
I woke up this morning
and found that Dr. Johnson
had given me a sh*t
and I slept through
the whole thing.
On my stomach.
-Didn't you even get
any birthday cake?
-No, no, I didn't.
But I see you did.
-Yeah, Mrs. Wilson
just gave me a piece.
-Dennis, I want to thank you
for that wonderful birthday
present.
Gee, he sure is cute.
-Yeah, I'm sorry I couldn't
give you the present
that I wanted to,
but I had to give
Mr. Fleckner the money back.
-I understand.
And I'm sorry I
couldn't cooperate.
-Me too.
The man said they
were real good cigars.
-I don't doubt it.
And I would've been
proud to give them out.
-You could have given them
in honor of your new puppy.
-Well, a puppy isn't quite
the same thing, Dennis.
-Well, don't feel
bad, Mr. Wilson.
It isn't as if you
don't have any children.
I live right next door.
-That's right.
So you do.
And if I had a son, I want him
to be just like you, Dennis.
Dennis!
If you ever come in this
yard again-- Chocolate.
[laughter]
[theme music]
04x23 - Baby Booties
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Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.
Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.