03x11 - The Lucky Piece
Posted: 11/12/23 05:55
-Hey Dad.
Can I have $ . for the movies?
Me and Tommy want to
see the new double bill.
-Well, it depends on what
the pictures are son.
Are they good for kids?
-Oh they're swell for kids.
They're both about animals.
-That sounds all right.
There you are.
-Thanks Dad.
-Dennis, what kind of
animals are in the picture?
Horses?
Dogs?
-No.
One of them is "The Creature
With the Crimson Fangs"
and the other is the "Monster
from the Slimy Swamp."
-Dennis.
Dennis, come back here!
[theme music]
-And like I told Dad, it
was just an accident, Mom.
That old football slipped
right off my foot.
-I believe you Dennis.
But they'll be no more
football playing around here
for a while, right?
-Well I apologized
to Mrs. Elkins
and got Buzz on the phone.
He'll repair the window
for $ this afternoon.
-Good.
Incidentally son,
Ms. Elkins tells me
you came right to
the door and told her
it was you who broke the window.
Sure Dad.
-You told me to always tell
the truth no matter what.
Besides, I had to
get my football back.
-Well, that's very
commendable, just the same.
-Yes, you did the right thing
son and I'm proud of you.
-Gee swell.
Does that mean you're not
going to punish me then?
-No, I'm not going
to punish you.
I realize it was an accident.
Of course, I'll expect
you to pay for it though.
-Pay for it?
Me?
I have to pay for the window?
-You broke the
window, didn't you?
I didn't break it.
-Well, gee.
No, Dad.
But $ That's an
awful lot of money.
Gee whiz.
This is the unluckiest
week of my whole life.
Everything's happened to me.
-His frog is still missing.
-Yeah.
Sam hopped out of his
box Monday and I've
been hunting for him all week.
And now on top of all
that, I have to pay $ .
-Well, everyone has
their ups and downs.
-I've only got $ . .
I'll probably have
to quit school and go
to work to earn the rest of it.
-Why I hope not.
I do hope you can
continue your education.
-Yes for a couple of
grades more at least.
Maybe you could find some
work around the neighborhood.
-I'll try.
Maybe Mr. Wilson has some
errands I can run for him.
I can run a lot
faster than he can.
-Oh, that's a shame dear.
Mr. Wilson's downtown.
Maybe I can think
of a job for you.
-Would you like me paint the
garage, or the front porch,
or prune Mr. Wilson's
rose bushes, maybe.
-I don't think we need any
painting or pruning today dear.
I know, you could can
mow the front law for me.
I'll have Mr. Wilson
pay you $ . for it.
How's that?
-Gee, that's swell, Mrs. Wilson.
But wait.
Mr. Wilson just cut
the grass yesterday.
-I don't think he
did a very good job.
It would be worth half a
dollar to have you do it again.
-I'll sure do a
good job, all right.
I'll cut the best
grass you ever saw.
-Here you are Sir.
$ . altogether.
-$ . .
Oh yes.
Oh I just happened to have
the exact change right there
you are.
-Hold it Mac.
-Hmm?
-This ain't no half.
-Oh.
Well.
Oh.
Well so it isn't.
What do you know about that.
I must have picked it up
somewhere in change today.
-$ . please.
-Yes.
Oh, yes.
Well what a silly mistake.
It's just a little good
luck charm, isn't it?
-It was the guy who
pawned it off on you.
Better luck next try Mac.
-Confounded thing.
Nobody will take it.
-Martha.
What is going on out there?
Dennis is mowing
the lawn and says
I'm to pay him $ . for it.
-That's right dear.
-But I moved that
lawn myself yesterday.
Even weeds don't grow that fast.
-I know.
But Dennis has a problem.
-Who doesn't?
-He needs the money to
pay for a window that
accidentally got broken.
-Well, I'm all finished.
Mr. Wilson, the lawn
mower accidentally
clipped one of your flowers.
-That's one of my prized
pelargoniums is all.
-Did you ever have
one of those weeks
where everything goes
wrong, Mr. Wilson?
-Weeks?
Dennis, I've had years!
And they all started when
you first moved into--
-George!
Mr. Wilson will
pay you now dear.
I have things to do.
Excuse me.
-Well I might as
well give I suppose.
When Martha decides something--
-Gee that's a pretty
coin Mr. Wilson.
Where'd you get it.
-Oh this?
Oh I've had that for some time.
I-- Dennis I have
something here that you
need even worse than money.
-There's isn't anything I need
worse than money, Mr. Wilson.
-Oh but what you need
is some luck, Dennis.
Good luck!
-Well, yes I sure
need that all right.
-Well you just take
a look at this.
Now this is a genuine
good luck charm.
See right there, in the
center of that horseshoe.
It says good luck.
-Yeah, that's what
it says all right.
Good luck Yes sir.
-Well, I'll tell
you what Dennis.
Now if you want, you can have
these lucky piece, instead of
the half dollar.
-Instead of the half dollar?
Well I don't know Mr. Wilson.
A half dollar's a good
thing to have too.
-Oh yes but anybody
can make a half dollar.
But if a fellow has a lucky
piece like this, why there's
just no telling what kind of
good luck might happen to him.
-Yeah, that's right Mr. Wilson.
Maybe I'll find a gold
mine or something.
-Can't tell!
-Or maybe even old Sam
will come back even.
-Oh well, who knows.
-This is a lot
better than $ . .
Thanks Mr. Wilson!
Bye Mrs. Wilson!
Bye Mr. Wilson!
-George Wilson you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.
-Who me?
Well why?
I just--
-Palming that silly good luck
charm off on Dennis to save
paying him $ . .
-Oh well I-- The grass didn't
need cutting anyway, Martha.
Besides Dennis is
very happy with it.
Very happy.
-Because you told him
it would bring him luck.
Oh for heaven's sake, that
worthless piece of trash.
-Well now, Martha, maybe
it isn't worthless.
Maybe it will bring him luck.
-Oh stop!
-Well I don't know.
Stranger things have happened.
Maybe that boy might
just go out and find
the money he wants somewhere.
It's possible.
It's possible.
-Oh well honestly.
Good luck charm.
Maybe that boy might go out
and find the money somewhere.
-It's possible.
-Mr. Wilson Look what
I found. $ bill right
on the sidewalk in
front of my house.
-Good Dennis, now
don't bother me.
You what? $ !
-This little old lucky
piece you gave me
is really starting to work.
-My isn't that wonderful.
-Fine Dennis.
Now if you'll just move,
I'll finish spraying here.
-You should did me
a favor Mr. Wilson.
Now I can pay for that window I
broke and have $ . left over.
I'm going to go tell Tommy.
-My goodness dear.
You said he might find some
money and sure enough he did.
-Oh Martha, coincidence.
Nothing but coincidence.
-I'm not so sure dear.
Maybe you should have given
Dennis the $ . and kept that
lucky piece yourself.
-Oh good grief Martha.
How can you be so superstitious?
-You mean you put the $
there for Dennis to find.
It was your $ ?
-Well actually, it was George's.
I took it out of his wallet.
-But why?
-To teach my dear
husband a lesson.
He deliberately tricked Dennis
into taking that lucky piece
instead of $ . .
-Oh I see.
So you want to make him
believe it's really lucky.
-Exactly!
I want him to be sorry
he ever let it go.
He's a fine man and
a wonderful husband,
but sometimes he
goes a bit too far.
And this time, I want to
really worry him a little.
-Do you think this
will worry him?
-It will before I'm through.
Alice, I want to make the
luckiest possible things happen
to Dennis all day.
-That sounds like fun.
It probably will work too.
Men are so easy to
fool, aren't they?
-They certainly are.
-It's a good thing or
a lot of us girls would
still be single if they weren't.
-Now let's see.
What lucky thing can
we make it happen next?
-Well.
-I think I've got it.
-I finished my soup Mom.
Can I have some milk
and cookies now?
-Of course dear.
I have a fresh new box for you.
-Oh boy.
Treasure chest.
Maybe I'll get
another swell whistle
like I got in the last box.
-Could be.
-Or maybe even a better prize.
My lucky piece is making
me awful lucky today.
Look Mom!
A compass.
Just like the one I told you
I needed for the Cub Scouts!
-Oh that's a wonderful prize.
-Wait.
There's something else in here
too A regulation Scout knife!
Just like the one
I told you about.
This is better than
old whistles.
-Oh much better.
-And I reached in and the
first thing I pulled out
was this good old compass.
Isn't it swell?
-It's very nice dear.
-And that was only
half the prize.
I got a Scout knife too.
Look at it Mr. Wilson.
-Well I see it Dennis.
You don't have to hold
it right up to my face.
-You're really having
a very lucky day dear.
-Because Mr. Wilson gave
me that lucky piece.
Thanks Mr. Wilson.
-You're welcome Dennis.
You're-- Dennis, why
don't you be a good boy
now and run on home now, huh?
-OK.
I'll go look in old Sam's box.
I'm so lucky today, my
frog might have come back.
-Isn't it strange dear.
First he finds a dollar
and then the compass
and the Scout knife
just out of the blue.
-Just another
coincidence Martha.
-But such an
amazing coincidence.
At least $ worth of prizes in
a little $ . box of cookies.
-They just made a mistake
at the factory, that's all.
Course it is a little strange
that Dennis was lucky enough
to get the only box that-- Aww.
No, there's nothing to it.
I'll tell you one
thing though Martha.
That blasted frog of his won't
come back because I'm the one--
-George!
You didn't!
-Oh well, now Martha.
I didn't hurt it.
I just got so sick and tired
of hearing that thing croak
all night that I scooped
it up and put it back
into the lagoon.
We've seen the last of Sam.
-Yes dear.
-Well I'm going
upstairs and lie down.
Take a little nap.
-Come on.
[frog croaking]
-I wouldn't do this
again for anything.
Where'll I put him?
-Sam's box is over
near the porch.
-Here.
-[frog croaking]
-Eek!
Put him in a box.
-Cover him up quick.
-Dennis will be
tickled to death.
I can't wait to
see George's face.
-Guess what, Mr. Wilson!
Sam came back!
-What?
Oh get that slimy
thing away from me.
-My that's wonderful dear.
Where did you find him?
-Oh I didn't find him.
He just came home and
got back in his box.
It's that lucky
piece that did it.
Oh boy.
-Dennis, I don't want to
hear any more about it.
Anymore about it!
-Is he mad at me or something?
-No dear, of course not.
Mr. Wilson's just suffering from
a severe attack of confusion.
-Well, come on Sam.
Bye!
-You look worried George.
-Oh well I am worried Martha,
about that lucky piece.
I refuse to believe it until
that confounded frog came back.
Why, I put that silly
thing in the lagoon myself.
-You told me dear.
-I know but frogs
don't come back Martha.
Oh, dogs come home, even cats
come home, but not frogs.
It simply couldn't
happen and yet it did.
As soon as I gave Dennis that
charm, every law of nature
was broken.
Martha, that thing
does bring luck.
-But that's superstition
dear and you
said you weren't superstitious.
-All right, I've
changed my mind.
Now let's not talk
any more about it.
This thing has gotten me so
upset already, I feel terrible.
-Oh that's too bad dear.
You think we should
call a witch doctor?
-Aww come Dennis, let's
go play in the park.
-I better not Tommy.
I'm waiting for my lucky
piece to work again.
-Wouldn't it work if we
were over in the park?
-Sure.
It works anywhere Tommy.
But if something lucky
happened in the park,
I might be playing so hard,
I wouldn't even notice it.
-Yeah, I guess so.
Well I'll see you later Dennis.
-Bye Tommy.
[music playing]
[dog barking]
[music playing]
-Couldn't find the stick huh?
Well, I'm not going to
go chase it for you.
Sorry Fremont.
I'm too comfortable.
You go and dig for bones, and if
you dig up a big hunk of gold,
you can bring that to me.
-Why don't you go
out in the patio
and just relax for awhile.
-Oh yes, that might
be a good idea.
Stretch out in my hammock.
-You better turn the
sprinkles on dear.
The grass is a little dry.
-Oh I will.
And Martha, if Dennis comes over
here with anymore good news,
don't you tell him where I am.
I've had about all I can take!
-Dennis Mitchell.
What are you doing here?
-Oh hi Mr. Wilson.
I'm waiting for something
else lucky to happen.
-Well don't wait in my hammock.
Now go on home.
-OK, Mr. Wilson.
-Oh, as you leave,
Dennis, will you
turn on the sprinkler for
me over there, please?
-Sure Mr. Wilson.
-(SCREAMING) Oh!
Dennis!
Oh!
-Jeepers!
-Oh Dennis!
-You want me to pull the
sprinkler away Mr. Wilson?
-Yes!
Yes!
-Which one do you want me to do?
-Oh my foot's caught!
Just turn the water off.
I cant give up.
-Gosh Mr. Wilson.
You're soaked!
-My foot got caught on it.
Now how did that confounded
thing get under the hammock.
-I don't know.
I guess it was just
there all the time.
-And why did I ask you
to get out of the hammock
and why did I get
soaked instead of you?
-I bet I know why.
It's on account
of my lucky piece.
When I've got it, I
only have good luck.
-I'm sorry, I--- Martha!
-So I dried him off
and now he's just
sitting there muttering
about his luck.
-Don't you think
we've gone far enough?
Do you think we should
tell him the truth now?
-No Alice, not yet.
In the future when
George gets pompous,
I want to be able
to say "lucky piece"
and bring him right
back to earth.
-All right.
I'll go along with you.
-Have you though of
anything else we can do?
-Well I was thinking I might get
Mr. Finch down at the drugstore
to call Dennis on the
phone and tell him
he'd won about oh five
free ice cream sodas.
He could put them on my bill.
-Alice, you've got
a marvelous mind.
-And then Sam came back.
It was this little old
lucky piece that did it.
Right Mom?
-Certainly looks like it.
-Alice, you shouldn't encourage
him to believe in that.
Stuff You know a little piece
of metal can't work magic.
-This one can.
See?
It even looks lucky.
It's got a horseshoe
right there.
And--
[phone rings]
-I'll get it.
-See, right beside the
horseshoe it says "Good luck."
-Hello?
Oh yes.
He's here.
Just a minute.
Dennis.
It's for you.
-Gee who wants me?
I haven't done anything.
Hello?
Oh hello Mr. Finch.
What?
Me?
Jeepers!
That's swell.
Thanks Mr. Finch.
Good bye!
Dad, I told you I was lucky.
That was Mr. Finch
down at the drug store.
And he had a contest
and my name got picked
and I get five free
ice cream sodas!
-Well I'll be darned.
-I'm going to go over and
tell good old Mr. Wilson.
He'll be real happy for me.
-No wonder he thinks this
thing is bringing him luck.
-Well actually, Mrs.
Wilson and I did it.
-You what?
-We're trying to teach
Mr. Wilson a lesson.
He talked Dennis into taking
that silly old charm instead
of $ . he owed him so we're
trying to prove to him that
this is really lucky.
-Why you scheming females.
-You won't give us
away now will you?
-Give you away?
Give a good gag like that away.
Why, if I get a
chance, I'll help you.
-Gosh, Mr. Wilson, I'll
have to ask Dad first.
-Guess what Dad!
Mr. Wilson wants to buy my lucky
piece back for a whole dollar.
-Sit down Mrs. Wilson.
-I suppose you've heard the
wonders it's been doing.
-Yes I told him all about it.
-It seems to be rather
a remarkable charm.
Dennis, are you sure
you want to sell it?
-Gee I don't know whether
I should or not, Dad.
-Oh well, Dennis, $
is a lot of money.
-After all it is
Dennis' Mr. Wilson.
-And he can do what
he wants with it.
All right here's your $ Dennis.
-Hold on a minute.
I haven't had a chance
to bid on this yet.
Dennis, I'll give you $ just
to keep it in the family.
-$ ?
You, Mitchell, for that
worthless piece of tin?
All right Dennis,
here, I'll give you $ .
-Mr. Wilson if you objected to
my $ why would you offer $ ?
-Well let's just say
for sentimental reasons.
That's all, Mitchell.
And you stay out of this
-I bid $ .
-$ . .
-$ . .
-$ .
-All right, Mr. Wilson,
the coin is yours.
-$ !
Oh boy, wait'll
Tommy see's this!
-Well, now I'll be
blessed with good fortune.
I consider this quite
a bargain for $ .
-It cost you $ .
-$ ?
-Counting the dollar
I arranged for Dennis
to find this morning.
I took it out of your wallet.
-You, you, you arranged this?
-And Alice and I put the
prizes in that box of cookies.
And we caught a frog in the
park and put him in Sam's box.
-You mean those things
are all a, a, a frame up!
-Just part of a joke
we were playing.
-Well I certainly fail
to see the humor in it.
What was the point to
this, this charade?
-It was very unfair the way
you took advantage of Dennis.
I thought it would do
you good to be fooled.
-Great Scot!
Bamboozled by my own wife.
-I hope you're not
angry, Mr. Wilson.
-Angry!
That doesn't begin to
describe how I feel.
I'm, I'm (LAUGHS) I'm just
a great big boob, that's
what I am.
-You see, it's doing
you good already.
-I'll return the $ you
gave Dennis of course.
-Now Mitchell.
I wouldn't hear of it.
You know, it's
about time someone
brought me to my senses.
Why I was actually
beginning to believe
in all this
superstitious nonsense.
-You're a good sport, George.
-Oh.
-Alice, I just finished
making a cheesecake.
Will you and Henry
come over and try it?
-Oh we'd love to!
-Good idea!
We'll all make a
little party out of it.
Come on.
[door closing]
-Well I might as well
throw this silly thing away
so it doesn't remind
me of my stupidity.
-Hi folks!
Tommy wasn't home so I'll
have to wait and show him.
-Well, here it goes.
-Hey, Mr. Wilson.
Why'd you throw your
lucky piece away?
-Well Dennis.
I discovered it
really isn't lucky.
-Sure it is.
It got me this $ .
-It's worn out.
It's lost its power.
-That's too bad.
Hey Mr. Wilson.
Look!
That man's picking
up your lucky piece!
[car driving]
[honking horn]
-Why good heavens!
That poor man almost got k*lled.
-But he had your lucky piece.
Sure is a good thing he had it.
-Oh nonsense Dennis.
I just hope he won't be
as gullible as I was.
-Did you see that?
Great Scot that thing
is lucky after all!
Hey you!
Mister!
Hey!
Wait!
You!
Wait!
[theme music]
Can I have $ . for the movies?
Me and Tommy want to
see the new double bill.
-Well, it depends on what
the pictures are son.
Are they good for kids?
-Oh they're swell for kids.
They're both about animals.
-That sounds all right.
There you are.
-Thanks Dad.
-Dennis, what kind of
animals are in the picture?
Horses?
Dogs?
-No.
One of them is "The Creature
With the Crimson Fangs"
and the other is the "Monster
from the Slimy Swamp."
-Dennis.
Dennis, come back here!
[theme music]
-And like I told Dad, it
was just an accident, Mom.
That old football slipped
right off my foot.
-I believe you Dennis.
But they'll be no more
football playing around here
for a while, right?
-Well I apologized
to Mrs. Elkins
and got Buzz on the phone.
He'll repair the window
for $ this afternoon.
-Good.
Incidentally son,
Ms. Elkins tells me
you came right to
the door and told her
it was you who broke the window.
Sure Dad.
-You told me to always tell
the truth no matter what.
Besides, I had to
get my football back.
-Well, that's very
commendable, just the same.
-Yes, you did the right thing
son and I'm proud of you.
-Gee swell.
Does that mean you're not
going to punish me then?
-No, I'm not going
to punish you.
I realize it was an accident.
Of course, I'll expect
you to pay for it though.
-Pay for it?
Me?
I have to pay for the window?
-You broke the
window, didn't you?
I didn't break it.
-Well, gee.
No, Dad.
But $ That's an
awful lot of money.
Gee whiz.
This is the unluckiest
week of my whole life.
Everything's happened to me.
-His frog is still missing.
-Yeah.
Sam hopped out of his
box Monday and I've
been hunting for him all week.
And now on top of all
that, I have to pay $ .
-Well, everyone has
their ups and downs.
-I've only got $ . .
I'll probably have
to quit school and go
to work to earn the rest of it.
-Why I hope not.
I do hope you can
continue your education.
-Yes for a couple of
grades more at least.
Maybe you could find some
work around the neighborhood.
-I'll try.
Maybe Mr. Wilson has some
errands I can run for him.
I can run a lot
faster than he can.
-Oh, that's a shame dear.
Mr. Wilson's downtown.
Maybe I can think
of a job for you.
-Would you like me paint the
garage, or the front porch,
or prune Mr. Wilson's
rose bushes, maybe.
-I don't think we need any
painting or pruning today dear.
I know, you could can
mow the front law for me.
I'll have Mr. Wilson
pay you $ . for it.
How's that?
-Gee, that's swell, Mrs. Wilson.
But wait.
Mr. Wilson just cut
the grass yesterday.
-I don't think he
did a very good job.
It would be worth half a
dollar to have you do it again.
-I'll sure do a
good job, all right.
I'll cut the best
grass you ever saw.
-Here you are Sir.
$ . altogether.
-$ . .
Oh yes.
Oh I just happened to have
the exact change right there
you are.
-Hold it Mac.
-Hmm?
-This ain't no half.
-Oh.
Well.
Oh.
Well so it isn't.
What do you know about that.
I must have picked it up
somewhere in change today.
-$ . please.
-Yes.
Oh, yes.
Well what a silly mistake.
It's just a little good
luck charm, isn't it?
-It was the guy who
pawned it off on you.
Better luck next try Mac.
-Confounded thing.
Nobody will take it.
-Martha.
What is going on out there?
Dennis is mowing
the lawn and says
I'm to pay him $ . for it.
-That's right dear.
-But I moved that
lawn myself yesterday.
Even weeds don't grow that fast.
-I know.
But Dennis has a problem.
-Who doesn't?
-He needs the money to
pay for a window that
accidentally got broken.
-Well, I'm all finished.
Mr. Wilson, the lawn
mower accidentally
clipped one of your flowers.
-That's one of my prized
pelargoniums is all.
-Did you ever have
one of those weeks
where everything goes
wrong, Mr. Wilson?
-Weeks?
Dennis, I've had years!
And they all started when
you first moved into--
-George!
Mr. Wilson will
pay you now dear.
I have things to do.
Excuse me.
-Well I might as
well give I suppose.
When Martha decides something--
-Gee that's a pretty
coin Mr. Wilson.
Where'd you get it.
-Oh this?
Oh I've had that for some time.
I-- Dennis I have
something here that you
need even worse than money.
-There's isn't anything I need
worse than money, Mr. Wilson.
-Oh but what you need
is some luck, Dennis.
Good luck!
-Well, yes I sure
need that all right.
-Well you just take
a look at this.
Now this is a genuine
good luck charm.
See right there, in the
center of that horseshoe.
It says good luck.
-Yeah, that's what
it says all right.
Good luck Yes sir.
-Well, I'll tell
you what Dennis.
Now if you want, you can have
these lucky piece, instead of
the half dollar.
-Instead of the half dollar?
Well I don't know Mr. Wilson.
A half dollar's a good
thing to have too.
-Oh yes but anybody
can make a half dollar.
But if a fellow has a lucky
piece like this, why there's
just no telling what kind of
good luck might happen to him.
-Yeah, that's right Mr. Wilson.
Maybe I'll find a gold
mine or something.
-Can't tell!
-Or maybe even old Sam
will come back even.
-Oh well, who knows.
-This is a lot
better than $ . .
Thanks Mr. Wilson!
Bye Mrs. Wilson!
Bye Mr. Wilson!
-George Wilson you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.
-Who me?
Well why?
I just--
-Palming that silly good luck
charm off on Dennis to save
paying him $ . .
-Oh well I-- The grass didn't
need cutting anyway, Martha.
Besides Dennis is
very happy with it.
Very happy.
-Because you told him
it would bring him luck.
Oh for heaven's sake, that
worthless piece of trash.
-Well now, Martha, maybe
it isn't worthless.
Maybe it will bring him luck.
-Oh stop!
-Well I don't know.
Stranger things have happened.
Maybe that boy might
just go out and find
the money he wants somewhere.
It's possible.
It's possible.
-Oh well honestly.
Good luck charm.
Maybe that boy might go out
and find the money somewhere.
-It's possible.
-Mr. Wilson Look what
I found. $ bill right
on the sidewalk in
front of my house.
-Good Dennis, now
don't bother me.
You what? $ !
-This little old lucky
piece you gave me
is really starting to work.
-My isn't that wonderful.
-Fine Dennis.
Now if you'll just move,
I'll finish spraying here.
-You should did me
a favor Mr. Wilson.
Now I can pay for that window I
broke and have $ . left over.
I'm going to go tell Tommy.
-My goodness dear.
You said he might find some
money and sure enough he did.
-Oh Martha, coincidence.
Nothing but coincidence.
-I'm not so sure dear.
Maybe you should have given
Dennis the $ . and kept that
lucky piece yourself.
-Oh good grief Martha.
How can you be so superstitious?
-You mean you put the $
there for Dennis to find.
It was your $ ?
-Well actually, it was George's.
I took it out of his wallet.
-But why?
-To teach my dear
husband a lesson.
He deliberately tricked Dennis
into taking that lucky piece
instead of $ . .
-Oh I see.
So you want to make him
believe it's really lucky.
-Exactly!
I want him to be sorry
he ever let it go.
He's a fine man and
a wonderful husband,
but sometimes he
goes a bit too far.
And this time, I want to
really worry him a little.
-Do you think this
will worry him?
-It will before I'm through.
Alice, I want to make the
luckiest possible things happen
to Dennis all day.
-That sounds like fun.
It probably will work too.
Men are so easy to
fool, aren't they?
-They certainly are.
-It's a good thing or
a lot of us girls would
still be single if they weren't.
-Now let's see.
What lucky thing can
we make it happen next?
-Well.
-I think I've got it.
-I finished my soup Mom.
Can I have some milk
and cookies now?
-Of course dear.
I have a fresh new box for you.
-Oh boy.
Treasure chest.
Maybe I'll get
another swell whistle
like I got in the last box.
-Could be.
-Or maybe even a better prize.
My lucky piece is making
me awful lucky today.
Look Mom!
A compass.
Just like the one I told you
I needed for the Cub Scouts!
-Oh that's a wonderful prize.
-Wait.
There's something else in here
too A regulation Scout knife!
Just like the one
I told you about.
This is better than
old whistles.
-Oh much better.
-And I reached in and the
first thing I pulled out
was this good old compass.
Isn't it swell?
-It's very nice dear.
-And that was only
half the prize.
I got a Scout knife too.
Look at it Mr. Wilson.
-Well I see it Dennis.
You don't have to hold
it right up to my face.
-You're really having
a very lucky day dear.
-Because Mr. Wilson gave
me that lucky piece.
Thanks Mr. Wilson.
-You're welcome Dennis.
You're-- Dennis, why
don't you be a good boy
now and run on home now, huh?
-OK.
I'll go look in old Sam's box.
I'm so lucky today, my
frog might have come back.
-Isn't it strange dear.
First he finds a dollar
and then the compass
and the Scout knife
just out of the blue.
-Just another
coincidence Martha.
-But such an
amazing coincidence.
At least $ worth of prizes in
a little $ . box of cookies.
-They just made a mistake
at the factory, that's all.
Course it is a little strange
that Dennis was lucky enough
to get the only box that-- Aww.
No, there's nothing to it.
I'll tell you one
thing though Martha.
That blasted frog of his won't
come back because I'm the one--
-George!
You didn't!
-Oh well, now Martha.
I didn't hurt it.
I just got so sick and tired
of hearing that thing croak
all night that I scooped
it up and put it back
into the lagoon.
We've seen the last of Sam.
-Yes dear.
-Well I'm going
upstairs and lie down.
Take a little nap.
-Come on.
[frog croaking]
-I wouldn't do this
again for anything.
Where'll I put him?
-Sam's box is over
near the porch.
-Here.
-[frog croaking]
-Eek!
Put him in a box.
-Cover him up quick.
-Dennis will be
tickled to death.
I can't wait to
see George's face.
-Guess what, Mr. Wilson!
Sam came back!
-What?
Oh get that slimy
thing away from me.
-My that's wonderful dear.
Where did you find him?
-Oh I didn't find him.
He just came home and
got back in his box.
It's that lucky
piece that did it.
Oh boy.
-Dennis, I don't want to
hear any more about it.
Anymore about it!
-Is he mad at me or something?
-No dear, of course not.
Mr. Wilson's just suffering from
a severe attack of confusion.
-Well, come on Sam.
Bye!
-You look worried George.
-Oh well I am worried Martha,
about that lucky piece.
I refuse to believe it until
that confounded frog came back.
Why, I put that silly
thing in the lagoon myself.
-You told me dear.
-I know but frogs
don't come back Martha.
Oh, dogs come home, even cats
come home, but not frogs.
It simply couldn't
happen and yet it did.
As soon as I gave Dennis that
charm, every law of nature
was broken.
Martha, that thing
does bring luck.
-But that's superstition
dear and you
said you weren't superstitious.
-All right, I've
changed my mind.
Now let's not talk
any more about it.
This thing has gotten me so
upset already, I feel terrible.
-Oh that's too bad dear.
You think we should
call a witch doctor?
-Aww come Dennis, let's
go play in the park.
-I better not Tommy.
I'm waiting for my lucky
piece to work again.
-Wouldn't it work if we
were over in the park?
-Sure.
It works anywhere Tommy.
But if something lucky
happened in the park,
I might be playing so hard,
I wouldn't even notice it.
-Yeah, I guess so.
Well I'll see you later Dennis.
-Bye Tommy.
[music playing]
[dog barking]
[music playing]
-Couldn't find the stick huh?
Well, I'm not going to
go chase it for you.
Sorry Fremont.
I'm too comfortable.
You go and dig for bones, and if
you dig up a big hunk of gold,
you can bring that to me.
-Why don't you go
out in the patio
and just relax for awhile.
-Oh yes, that might
be a good idea.
Stretch out in my hammock.
-You better turn the
sprinkles on dear.
The grass is a little dry.
-Oh I will.
And Martha, if Dennis comes over
here with anymore good news,
don't you tell him where I am.
I've had about all I can take!
-Dennis Mitchell.
What are you doing here?
-Oh hi Mr. Wilson.
I'm waiting for something
else lucky to happen.
-Well don't wait in my hammock.
Now go on home.
-OK, Mr. Wilson.
-Oh, as you leave,
Dennis, will you
turn on the sprinkler for
me over there, please?
-Sure Mr. Wilson.
-(SCREAMING) Oh!
Dennis!
Oh!
-Jeepers!
-Oh Dennis!
-You want me to pull the
sprinkler away Mr. Wilson?
-Yes!
Yes!
-Which one do you want me to do?
-Oh my foot's caught!
Just turn the water off.
I cant give up.
-Gosh Mr. Wilson.
You're soaked!
-My foot got caught on it.
Now how did that confounded
thing get under the hammock.
-I don't know.
I guess it was just
there all the time.
-And why did I ask you
to get out of the hammock
and why did I get
soaked instead of you?
-I bet I know why.
It's on account
of my lucky piece.
When I've got it, I
only have good luck.
-I'm sorry, I--- Martha!
-So I dried him off
and now he's just
sitting there muttering
about his luck.
-Don't you think
we've gone far enough?
Do you think we should
tell him the truth now?
-No Alice, not yet.
In the future when
George gets pompous,
I want to be able
to say "lucky piece"
and bring him right
back to earth.
-All right.
I'll go along with you.
-Have you though of
anything else we can do?
-Well I was thinking I might get
Mr. Finch down at the drugstore
to call Dennis on the
phone and tell him
he'd won about oh five
free ice cream sodas.
He could put them on my bill.
-Alice, you've got
a marvelous mind.
-And then Sam came back.
It was this little old
lucky piece that did it.
Right Mom?
-Certainly looks like it.
-Alice, you shouldn't encourage
him to believe in that.
Stuff You know a little piece
of metal can't work magic.
-This one can.
See?
It even looks lucky.
It's got a horseshoe
right there.
And--
[phone rings]
-I'll get it.
-See, right beside the
horseshoe it says "Good luck."
-Hello?
Oh yes.
He's here.
Just a minute.
Dennis.
It's for you.
-Gee who wants me?
I haven't done anything.
Hello?
Oh hello Mr. Finch.
What?
Me?
Jeepers!
That's swell.
Thanks Mr. Finch.
Good bye!
Dad, I told you I was lucky.
That was Mr. Finch
down at the drug store.
And he had a contest
and my name got picked
and I get five free
ice cream sodas!
-Well I'll be darned.
-I'm going to go over and
tell good old Mr. Wilson.
He'll be real happy for me.
-No wonder he thinks this
thing is bringing him luck.
-Well actually, Mrs.
Wilson and I did it.
-You what?
-We're trying to teach
Mr. Wilson a lesson.
He talked Dennis into taking
that silly old charm instead
of $ . he owed him so we're
trying to prove to him that
this is really lucky.
-Why you scheming females.
-You won't give us
away now will you?
-Give you away?
Give a good gag like that away.
Why, if I get a
chance, I'll help you.
-Gosh, Mr. Wilson, I'll
have to ask Dad first.
-Guess what Dad!
Mr. Wilson wants to buy my lucky
piece back for a whole dollar.
-Sit down Mrs. Wilson.
-I suppose you've heard the
wonders it's been doing.
-Yes I told him all about it.
-It seems to be rather
a remarkable charm.
Dennis, are you sure
you want to sell it?
-Gee I don't know whether
I should or not, Dad.
-Oh well, Dennis, $
is a lot of money.
-After all it is
Dennis' Mr. Wilson.
-And he can do what
he wants with it.
All right here's your $ Dennis.
-Hold on a minute.
I haven't had a chance
to bid on this yet.
Dennis, I'll give you $ just
to keep it in the family.
-$ ?
You, Mitchell, for that
worthless piece of tin?
All right Dennis,
here, I'll give you $ .
-Mr. Wilson if you objected to
my $ why would you offer $ ?
-Well let's just say
for sentimental reasons.
That's all, Mitchell.
And you stay out of this
-I bid $ .
-$ . .
-$ . .
-$ .
-All right, Mr. Wilson,
the coin is yours.
-$ !
Oh boy, wait'll
Tommy see's this!
-Well, now I'll be
blessed with good fortune.
I consider this quite
a bargain for $ .
-It cost you $ .
-$ ?
-Counting the dollar
I arranged for Dennis
to find this morning.
I took it out of your wallet.
-You, you, you arranged this?
-And Alice and I put the
prizes in that box of cookies.
And we caught a frog in the
park and put him in Sam's box.
-You mean those things
are all a, a, a frame up!
-Just part of a joke
we were playing.
-Well I certainly fail
to see the humor in it.
What was the point to
this, this charade?
-It was very unfair the way
you took advantage of Dennis.
I thought it would do
you good to be fooled.
-Great Scot!
Bamboozled by my own wife.
-I hope you're not
angry, Mr. Wilson.
-Angry!
That doesn't begin to
describe how I feel.
I'm, I'm (LAUGHS) I'm just
a great big boob, that's
what I am.
-You see, it's doing
you good already.
-I'll return the $ you
gave Dennis of course.
-Now Mitchell.
I wouldn't hear of it.
You know, it's
about time someone
brought me to my senses.
Why I was actually
beginning to believe
in all this
superstitious nonsense.
-You're a good sport, George.
-Oh.
-Alice, I just finished
making a cheesecake.
Will you and Henry
come over and try it?
-Oh we'd love to!
-Good idea!
We'll all make a
little party out of it.
Come on.
[door closing]
-Well I might as well
throw this silly thing away
so it doesn't remind
me of my stupidity.
-Hi folks!
Tommy wasn't home so I'll
have to wait and show him.
-Well, here it goes.
-Hey, Mr. Wilson.
Why'd you throw your
lucky piece away?
-Well Dennis.
I discovered it
really isn't lucky.
-Sure it is.
It got me this $ .
-It's worn out.
It's lost its power.
-That's too bad.
Hey Mr. Wilson.
Look!
That man's picking
up your lucky piece!
[car driving]
[honking horn]
-Why good heavens!
That poor man almost got k*lled.
-But he had your lucky piece.
Sure is a good thing he had it.
-Oh nonsense Dennis.
I just hope he won't be
as gullible as I was.
-Did you see that?
Great Scot that thing
is lucky after all!
Hey you!
Mister!
Hey!
Wait!
You!
Wait!
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