02x37 - Father's Day for Mr. Wilson
Posted: 11/11/23 15:29
-I'm sure glad it's
Father's Day, dad.
It's always a swell day.
-It's one of the best, son.
-I'm gonna stay real
close to you all day long.
-And that's just
where I want you.
-Well, wait a minute.
-Where are you going dear?
-To get Sam, my Frog.
I'm sorta his Father, so
today he ought to be with me.
-When we got married,
I'll bet you never dreamed
that in years we'd be
the grandparents of a frog.
[theme music]
-More coffee, Mrs. Wilson?
-No thank you, Alice.
Henry, I know you must
have had a wonderful day.
-It was the best Father's
Day I've ever had.
-From the time we
got up this morning,
Dennis hasn't left his
father's side for one minute.
-He even came into the
bathroom and gave me a hug
while I was shaving.
-Well, you're a lucky man to
get so much affection, Mitchell.
-And you should've seen
the swell dinner we had.
All his favorite stuff to eat.
-Oh, what did you have?
-Hot dogs and three
kinds of ice cream.
-That's your favorite food?
-Well, only on Father's Day.
-Fortunately, Dennis happens
to like the same things.
-That does work out well.
-Well, it's easy to see
Mitchell, you enjoyed yourself.
-I certainly did.
As a matter of fact, I
enjoyed myself so much,
I've decided to take tomorrow
off and rest up a bit.
-You know, I wish I could
look forward to a pleasant day
tomorrow.
I'm afraid mine may
be rather unpleasant.
-Is something wrong, Mr. Wilson?
-I'm being faced with a lawsuit.
You know that
disagreeable old follow
who lives over on Maple Street?
Old Man Hatch.
-Well, I've seen him but
I don't really know him.
-No one knows him.
He's-- he's such
an ornery old cuss,
he wouldn't answer you
if you spoke to him.
What's he suing you for?
-Well, he claims hat he was
over in the park yesterday,
and our little dog Fremont came
along and bit him in the leg.
-Boy, he sure did.
-Well, how do you know?
-I saw him do it.
-You actually saw
Fremont bite him?
-Yes sir.
I was playing in the
park with Fremont,
and I threw a stick near where
Old Man Hatch was sitting
on a bench, and that's
when Fremont did it.
-Oh, dear.
-Well, that does look bad.
Hatch is sending his lawyer
to talk to me tomorrow.
-I can't understand dear
little Fremont biting anyone.
-I don't think he
would've if Old Man
Hatch hadn't kicked
at him first.
-Old Man Hatch
kicked at Fremont?
-Sure.
He kicks at every dog he sees.
-Well, if Fremont did
it in self defense,
that's a point in your favor.
-Yes.
Dennis, will you tell the lawyer
tomorrow just what you saw?
It may help me.
-You bet I will Mr. Wilson.
-You're a good boy, Dennis.
George.
We better be going.
-Oh, you're right, Martha.
I believe in the
old saying, there
are two things that shouldn't
stay in the house too long.
Fish and company.
-Oh, you're never company
to us, Mr. Wilson,
we hate to see you leave.
-That's very sweet
of you, Alive.
-Great Scott, what's this?
-Oh, the present I gave
dad for Father's Day.
Isn't it swell?
-Dennis, I've seldom
seen a more handsome hat.
-Go on, dad.
Show him how good
you look in it.
-Well I--
-Yes, do model it for us, Henry.
-By golly, Mitchell,
it suits you to a T.
-I picked it out myself.
-I envy you, Mitchell.
I really do.
Means a lot to
have a fine boy who
gives you such a nice presents.
-It sure does.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-Bye bye.
Well, Mr. Wilson
certainly got a kick
out of hearing the details
of my Father's Day.
-Yes he did.
It's too bad he never
had children of his own.
-Yes, he's missed
a lot of pleasure.
And some remarkable presents.
-Well, of course, not everyone
can be as lucky as you are,
dear.
-I've got a swell idea, mom.
I know just what I'm
gonna do tomorrow.
Hi Mr. Wilson!
-Good heavens, Dennis.
What are you doing
here at this hour?
Do you realize it's barely : .
-Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson.
-Happy what?
-This is your
special Father's Day.
I've decided to have
one just for you.
-But why?
-Because you never
had a boy of your own,
so today, I'm going
to be your boy
and stay with you every minute,
and do all kinds of things
for you, just like I
did for dad yesterday.
Here's your present.
Dad says he wants
you to have it.
-Good heavens.
-Bend down, and I'll
put it on for ya!
Would you like some
more toast, Mr. Wilson?
Sorry, Mr. Wilson.
-Thank you, Dennis.
-If you change your
mind, just let me know.
I'm here to help you today.
-Imagine having a Father's
Day of your very own, George.
I can't get over it.
-I may not, either.
-Would you like some
more coffee, Mr. Wilson?
-No, thank you.
-If you were drinking what Dad
had for breakfast yesterday,
I bet you'd want
some more of it.
-What was he having, dear?
-Root beer.
On Father's Day,
that's his favorite!
-Where a going, George?
-To get the morning paper.
I was up so early this morning,
it hadn't been delivered yet.
-I'll get it for
you, Mr. Wilson.
-That won't be
necessary, Dennis.
-I brought Dad his
paper yesterday.
Now sit down, and
let me bring yours.
-Dennis, I'm quite capable of
picking up my own newspaper,
thank you.
Now, he usually
throws it out about--
-Here it is!
Oops.
-Dennis, now look
what you've done.
You've ruined my paper.
-Gee, I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson.
Don't worry.
I'll go over to my house and
get our newspaper for ya.
Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson.
-Happy, happy.
-Martha, I tell you, my
nerves won't stand it.
Now, I know Dennis'
intentions are good,
but that boy has
got to stay home.
-Now, you're not being
very fair to the boy, dear.
You're ready to
throw him out now,
but you'll want him
back later to testify
for you when the lawyer comes.
-When my mental welfare's at
stake, I-- oh, you're right,
Martha.
Oh, I won't spoil Dennis'
Father's Day for him.
He can stay right by
my side every minute.
-Even after the lawyer leaves?
-Why, of course.
You don't think I'm just being
nice because I want a favor?
Why, what sort of a
man do you take me for?
-The same kind
you've always been.
Real cute.
-Cute?
-Hi, Dad.
-Morning, Dennis.
-How soon will you be
through with the paper?
-Well, I just started, son.
Why?
-Well, today's Mr.
Wilson's Father's Day,
and I wanna take it to him.
-Wouldn't it be a better idea to
bring Mr. Wilson his own paper?
-I tried to.
But it, uh, sort of got ripped.
-I see.
Well, you can have this just
as soon as I've finished.
-Could you finish faster if
I turned the pages for you?
-Look, Dennis, this
idea of your giving
Mr. Wilson a
Father's Day is fine.
I'm all for it.
But, well, when I'm having
my coffee in the morning,
I like something to read.
It's a habit.
-Oh.
Be right back, Dad.
Here, Dad.
-What's that?
-A book.
If you want something to
read, you can read this,
and I'll take the paper
over to Mr. Wilson.
OK?
Well--
-Thanks, Dad!
-Jack and Jill went up the
hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and
broke his crown,
and Jill came tumbling after.
-I got your
newspaper, Mr. Wilson.
Now, you sit over here
in your easy chair.
-Oh, good.
Thank you, Dennis.
-Now, you sit over here
and read your newspaper.
-Oh, all right.
-Would you like me to
bring you your slippers?
-I'm wearing them.
-Oh, yeah.
I didn't notice.
Something for ya.
Would you like me to
take off your slippers
and bring you your shoes?
-No, thank you, Dennis.
I prefer it this way.
Must you?
-Oh, sure.
This is part of Father's Day.
I sat in Dad's lap yesterday,
and he read me the funnies.
-Well, I never read the funnies.
-You don't?
-Well, occasionally I do glance
at "Little Orphan Annie."
But only because she teaches
many worthwhile lessons.
-Read it to me, huh?
-All right.
Now today, Little Orphan
Annie and her dog Sandy
are walking through
a dark forest,
and Annie says to Sandy,
jeepers, it's scary out here.
I hope we aren't lost.
Sandy says, arf!
-Boy, you'd make a
swell dog, Mr. Wilson.
Even better than Dad!
Do it again, will ya?
-Arf, arf!
Arf!
-Aren't we having a swell
Father's Day, Mr. Wilson?
-Well, yes, Dennis.
We really are.
Now--
-Henry, can you come help me in
the kitchen a minute, please?
-Sure, honey.
What's the matter?
-Oh, those darned ice
trays are stuck again.
I'm trying to defrost
the refrigerator--
-Relax.
I'll be right there.
-Thank you.
-It's nothing to it.
Is just a matter of applying
a little in the right spot,
and an ice tray's got to give.
-Oh, Henry, you are a genius.
-Well, let's just say I'm
smarter than the average ice
tray.
-Close your eyes, Mr. Wilson.
Open your mouth,
and close your eyes.
-What, Dennis?
I'm trying--
-No fair peeking.
Close your eyes.
It's not to keep.
It's Dad's pipe.
It's just to smoke today.
-Oh?
Well, that's very nice,
Dennis-- What have you
got in this thing, anyhow?
-Just tobacco and grass.
-Grass?
-Yeah.
I fell down with it
in the front yard,
but I couldn't find
all the tobacco.
You sure do like a
dad with that pipe.
Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson.
That sure was a good
lunch, Mrs. Wilson.
-Thank you, Dennis.
But George, you
hardly ate a thing.
-Well, I'm worried about that
confounded lawsuit, Martha.
It takes a man's appetite away.
-Oh, it may not be as
bad as you think, dear.
I don't see how
little Fremont could
have really hurt that man.
-I don't know.
He sure hollered awful loud.
-Oh, fine.
-You mustn't just
give up, George.
-Mr. Hatch has hired a lawyer.
Shouldn't you have
some legal advice?
-But Martha, lawyers
are so expensive.
Even the cheap ones.
-What about your
friend, Judge Hayworth?
Couldn't he at least advise you?
-Why, o of course!
Judge Hayworth.
Why, that's a
splendid idea, Martha.
Best legal mind in town.
And he won't charge me a nickel.
-Boy, he's really cheap.
-Hello.
Is Judge Hayworth in, please?
George Wilson calling.
Martha, I feel better already.
Hello, judge?
George.
How's every little
thing in court?
Well, I have a,
a little problem,
and I thought you
might help me with.
Well, now, this man claims
that my dog bit him.
Oh, well, yes, he did bite him.
-Boy, I'll say he did!
Wow!
-But the man started it.
He tried to kick my dog.
No, no.
The man wasn't on my property.
-It was in the park.
Tell him it was in the park.
-Come on, Dennis.
Let's not bother Mr. Wilson.
-No.
No, no, no.
It happened across the
street, in the park.
What?
No, the dog wasn't on a leash.
He-- oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Thank you, Judge.
Bye.
-Well?
-I should have called a doctor.
-A doctor?
Why?
-According to the
judge, I'm fractured.
Oh, I'll probably have
to settle with Hatch.
-I'm sorry, dear.
Why don't you lie down over
there and have a nice nap?
-Well now, I'd love to, Martha.
But how?
How can anyone take
a nap around here?
-Oh, that's easy, Mr. Wilson.
Dad takes naps all the time.
All you have to do is
lie down on the divan,
loosen your necktie,
kick off your shoes,
and go to sleep like this.
[snoring]
-See?
It's easy!
You can do it!
-Yes, George.
Go ahead.
I have to go downtown right
away on a lot of errands.
And Dennis, you can
come along and help me.
-Oh, I'd like to help
you out, Mrs. Wilson,
but I'll be too busy doing
things for Mr. Wilson.
-Dennis, you've done enough
for me to last me all my life.
Now you run along and have fun.
Just be sure he gets back here
when that lawyer comes, Martha.
-What time is he coming?
-Well, he's going to call.
I don't know what time.
I'm going to need Dennis.
Dennis!
Oh dear.
Better let Dennis
stay here, I guess.
-Well, try and get
some rest, dear.
-All right, Martha.
Now, Dennis.
I really would like
to get some rest,
so if you want to make this
a good Father's Day for me,
you'll be very, very quiet, OK?
-I'll be real quiet.
-Good.
-I won't even talk.
-All right. [inaudible].
-(WHISPERING) I'll just whisper.
Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson.
-Dennis.
Don't just stand
there staring at me.
Go sit down someplace.
-OK.
-Oh great Scott.
-You sure are having a
hard time getting to sleep,
aren't you, Mr. Wilson?
-Oh yes I am.
-Would you like
me to sing to you?
You're kinda big to rock,
but I can sing to ya.
[barking]
-Oh, what's the use?
Oh, Fremont, get off the couch.
Here.
You take him, will you, Dennis?
[phone ringing]
-Yes, sir.
-Oh!
Hello?
Who?
Oh, you must be old man
Hatch's-- I mean, Mr.
Hatch's attorney.
Well, that's as good a
time as any, I suppose.
I'll be expecting you.
Good bye.
-Was that the man that Fremont
bit in the leg's lawyer?
-Yes.
Now look, Dennis, you're
my witness on this,
and I want you to tell that
lawyer exactly what happened.
Now, let's go over
it a little first.
-OK.
-Now, you're sure
that Fremont actually
did take a nip at
this man, are you?
-Did he?
You should have seen him!
I thought he was going
to tear a leg off!
Grr, he said.
Grr!
Grr!
He grabbed old man Hatch by
the leg and chomped down!
-All right, all right!
Just forget the
colorful details.
Let's just have the facts.
-Yes, sir.
-Now, you threw a
stick for Fremont,
and this man kicked at him.
Right?
-Yes, sir.
And Fremont let out a roar.
Didn't you, Fremont?
And then he went into action!
He was like a lion!
Grr, he said.
Grr!
Grr!
He bared his fangs, and
tore right in there!
-Oh, for heaven's sakes, Dennis.
Fremont's fangs are
about that long.
Here.
Look.
-Yeah, and they're
mighty sharp, too.
Ask old man Hatch.
The way he went limping
off after Fremont bit him?
-Oh, Dennis, stop that.
For heaven's sakes.
Now, look.
If, if the man hadn't
kicked at Fremont,
he wouldn't have
bitten him, would he?
-Oh, no, sir.
Fremont's a swell little dog.
He likes everybody.
-Good.
Now, that's what
I want you to tell
the lawyer when he gets here.
Understand?
-Yes, sir.
-Maybe I can talk him
out of this some way.
I hope so, because--
-Why don't you go talk
Mr. Hatch out of it?
He's the one that got bit.
-I can't.
Old man Hatch won't even
talk to me on the phone.
-Well, maybe if you
went to see him--
-Now, look, Dennis,
I have to get
some rest before that
lawyer gets here.
Now, you sit on the front
steps and watch for him, OK?
-But Mr. Wilson!
-I'll rest a while.
Good bye.
TOMMY (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Dennis!
Whatcha doing?
-Hi, Tommy!
Say, do you know where
old man Hatch lives?
-Sure.
He lives way over past my house.
Why?
-Well, I'm gonna do something
for good old Mr. Wilson.
And you can come with me.
Come on, I'll tell you
all about it on the way.
[doorbell]
-Ah, how do you do?
Mr. Wilson?
-Oh, uh, come in.
-Thank you.
You must be mister, uh--
-John McRae, attorney at law.
I'm representing Mr. Hatch.
-Oh, Well, I hope he won't be
too unreasonable about this,
because--
-Oh, I don't think so.
Oh, we do have a case, however.
Now, ah, you admit your dog
did bite my client, do you?
-Well, I understand he
sort of took a nip at him.
-I believe there was a witness.
A young lad.
Dennis Mitchell?
-Oh, yes.
Yes.
Dennis.
He's right out here.
He'll tell you exactly
how it happened.
Dennis?
Dennis!
How do you like that?
Under my feet all day,
and now when I need him,
he's disappeared.
-Oh, now, I don't we'll have
any problems, Mr. Wilson.
You see, my client does not want
to take you to court at all.
-Oh, well, good.
Good.
-Unless he has to.
You see, he hopes
that you and I will
be able to work out an
amicable settlement.
Now, he feels that $
would be a proper amount.
-$ ?
Why, that's absolutely
ridiculous, Mr. McRae.
He can't kicked my dog!
Oh, can't we talk
this thing over?
Get Mr. Hatch on the phone.
Maybe $ ?
-All right, sir.
Yes, sir, I'll tell him.
-Well, what did he say?
What did he say?
-He will settle
the claim for $ .
That is this bottom figure.
-Well, of all the-- well, he's
a pirate, that's what he is.
A dirty old pirate.
-Mr. Wilson!
Now, this is my first
experience with Mr. Hatch,
and I will admit he
can be a bit difficult.
But pirate?
That is a very strong word, sir.
-Well, by golly, I--
-Hey, Mr. Wilson!
Mr. Wilson!
Guess what?
-Oh, Dennis, now for heaven's
sakes, don't bother me now.
-But wait 'til I tell you that--
-Dennis, I don't want
you to tell me anything.
Now be quiet, both of you.
Now, what was I saying?
Oh.
Yes I was saying
that, that old man
Hatch is a dirty old pirate,
McRae, and you may quote me.
-Regardless of what you may
think of him personally,
the fact remains that he was
bitten by your dog on the right
leg between the ankle--
-That's the one!
That's the one!
-Yeah, the right leg!
-That's it!
-The wooden one!
-Dennis, for heaven's sakes,
will you-- What did you say?
-Mr. Hatch's right leg.
Where Fremont bit him.
It's a wooden leg!
-Yeah, wood!
-Are you sure?
-Yeah!
We were just over to see him,
and he was washing his car!
-And his pant legs
were rolled up.
-And he's got a wooden leg.
The right one.
You wanna go see it?
-That dirty old pirate!
You must believe me, I-- I knew
absolutely nothing about this.
I-- I sincerely apologize.
-And I think you
should, Mr. McRae.
Goodbye, sir.
Well.
Well, Dennis, you've saved me
a substantial sum of money.
Just sit right down here.
I'd like to do something
for you in return.
What do you want?
-Well, let's see.
I know.
Show Tommy here how good
you can bark like a dog!
-How good I-- Oh,
you mean, uh, oh!
Ha.
[barking]
-Well, my special
Father's Day is over.
He's your boy again.
But I don't mind telling
you I hate giving him back.
-Oh, Mr. Wilson, there's nothing
we'd rather hear you say.
-Really Alice, it was a day that
George and I will never forget.
-I'll never forget it either.
Boy, you should've seen
the swell dinner we had.
And you know what Mr.
Wilson's favorite food is?
Hamburgers and
three kinds of pie.
-Only on Father's
Day, of course.
-Oh, oh, it tasted great.
I may have it every day.
-Well, Martha.
We better be heading for home.
It's probably close
to Dennis' bedtime.
-Dennis.
Thank you for making us
both very happy today.
You're a fine boy.
-Ah.
Mr. Wilson, that
suits you to a T.
-Thank you, Mitchell.
I expect to get a load
of wear out of it.
-Bye.
-Goodnight.
-Oh.
-Well, I have never seen Mr.
Wilson in such good spirits
before.
-Well, having his own Father's
Day has sort of perked him up.
-I just had another
swell idea, dad.
-What's that, son?
-Father's Days are
the best fun of all,
so why don't you
stay home tomorrow
and I'll have another
special one for you.
-Thanks for the
thought, son, but let's
wait until next year, huh?
[theme music]
Father's Day, dad.
It's always a swell day.
-It's one of the best, son.
-I'm gonna stay real
close to you all day long.
-And that's just
where I want you.
-Well, wait a minute.
-Where are you going dear?
-To get Sam, my Frog.
I'm sorta his Father, so
today he ought to be with me.
-When we got married,
I'll bet you never dreamed
that in years we'd be
the grandparents of a frog.
[theme music]
-More coffee, Mrs. Wilson?
-No thank you, Alice.
Henry, I know you must
have had a wonderful day.
-It was the best Father's
Day I've ever had.
-From the time we
got up this morning,
Dennis hasn't left his
father's side for one minute.
-He even came into the
bathroom and gave me a hug
while I was shaving.
-Well, you're a lucky man to
get so much affection, Mitchell.
-And you should've seen
the swell dinner we had.
All his favorite stuff to eat.
-Oh, what did you have?
-Hot dogs and three
kinds of ice cream.
-That's your favorite food?
-Well, only on Father's Day.
-Fortunately, Dennis happens
to like the same things.
-That does work out well.
-Well, it's easy to see
Mitchell, you enjoyed yourself.
-I certainly did.
As a matter of fact, I
enjoyed myself so much,
I've decided to take tomorrow
off and rest up a bit.
-You know, I wish I could
look forward to a pleasant day
tomorrow.
I'm afraid mine may
be rather unpleasant.
-Is something wrong, Mr. Wilson?
-I'm being faced with a lawsuit.
You know that
disagreeable old follow
who lives over on Maple Street?
Old Man Hatch.
-Well, I've seen him but
I don't really know him.
-No one knows him.
He's-- he's such
an ornery old cuss,
he wouldn't answer you
if you spoke to him.
What's he suing you for?
-Well, he claims hat he was
over in the park yesterday,
and our little dog Fremont came
along and bit him in the leg.
-Boy, he sure did.
-Well, how do you know?
-I saw him do it.
-You actually saw
Fremont bite him?
-Yes sir.
I was playing in the
park with Fremont,
and I threw a stick near where
Old Man Hatch was sitting
on a bench, and that's
when Fremont did it.
-Oh, dear.
-Well, that does look bad.
Hatch is sending his lawyer
to talk to me tomorrow.
-I can't understand dear
little Fremont biting anyone.
-I don't think he
would've if Old Man
Hatch hadn't kicked
at him first.
-Old Man Hatch
kicked at Fremont?
-Sure.
He kicks at every dog he sees.
-Well, if Fremont did
it in self defense,
that's a point in your favor.
-Yes.
Dennis, will you tell the lawyer
tomorrow just what you saw?
It may help me.
-You bet I will Mr. Wilson.
-You're a good boy, Dennis.
George.
We better be going.
-Oh, you're right, Martha.
I believe in the
old saying, there
are two things that shouldn't
stay in the house too long.
Fish and company.
-Oh, you're never company
to us, Mr. Wilson,
we hate to see you leave.
-That's very sweet
of you, Alive.
-Great Scott, what's this?
-Oh, the present I gave
dad for Father's Day.
Isn't it swell?
-Dennis, I've seldom
seen a more handsome hat.
-Go on, dad.
Show him how good
you look in it.
-Well I--
-Yes, do model it for us, Henry.
-By golly, Mitchell,
it suits you to a T.
-I picked it out myself.
-I envy you, Mitchell.
I really do.
Means a lot to
have a fine boy who
gives you such a nice presents.
-It sure does.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-Bye bye.
Well, Mr. Wilson
certainly got a kick
out of hearing the details
of my Father's Day.
-Yes he did.
It's too bad he never
had children of his own.
-Yes, he's missed
a lot of pleasure.
And some remarkable presents.
-Well, of course, not everyone
can be as lucky as you are,
dear.
-I've got a swell idea, mom.
I know just what I'm
gonna do tomorrow.
Hi Mr. Wilson!
-Good heavens, Dennis.
What are you doing
here at this hour?
Do you realize it's barely : .
-Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson.
-Happy what?
-This is your
special Father's Day.
I've decided to have
one just for you.
-But why?
-Because you never
had a boy of your own,
so today, I'm going
to be your boy
and stay with you every minute,
and do all kinds of things
for you, just like I
did for dad yesterday.
Here's your present.
Dad says he wants
you to have it.
-Good heavens.
-Bend down, and I'll
put it on for ya!
Would you like some
more toast, Mr. Wilson?
Sorry, Mr. Wilson.
-Thank you, Dennis.
-If you change your
mind, just let me know.
I'm here to help you today.
-Imagine having a Father's
Day of your very own, George.
I can't get over it.
-I may not, either.
-Would you like some
more coffee, Mr. Wilson?
-No, thank you.
-If you were drinking what Dad
had for breakfast yesterday,
I bet you'd want
some more of it.
-What was he having, dear?
-Root beer.
On Father's Day,
that's his favorite!
-Where a going, George?
-To get the morning paper.
I was up so early this morning,
it hadn't been delivered yet.
-I'll get it for
you, Mr. Wilson.
-That won't be
necessary, Dennis.
-I brought Dad his
paper yesterday.
Now sit down, and
let me bring yours.
-Dennis, I'm quite capable of
picking up my own newspaper,
thank you.
Now, he usually
throws it out about--
-Here it is!
Oops.
-Dennis, now look
what you've done.
You've ruined my paper.
-Gee, I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson.
Don't worry.
I'll go over to my house and
get our newspaper for ya.
Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson.
-Happy, happy.
-Martha, I tell you, my
nerves won't stand it.
Now, I know Dennis'
intentions are good,
but that boy has
got to stay home.
-Now, you're not being
very fair to the boy, dear.
You're ready to
throw him out now,
but you'll want him
back later to testify
for you when the lawyer comes.
-When my mental welfare's at
stake, I-- oh, you're right,
Martha.
Oh, I won't spoil Dennis'
Father's Day for him.
He can stay right by
my side every minute.
-Even after the lawyer leaves?
-Why, of course.
You don't think I'm just being
nice because I want a favor?
Why, what sort of a
man do you take me for?
-The same kind
you've always been.
Real cute.
-Cute?
-Hi, Dad.
-Morning, Dennis.
-How soon will you be
through with the paper?
-Well, I just started, son.
Why?
-Well, today's Mr.
Wilson's Father's Day,
and I wanna take it to him.
-Wouldn't it be a better idea to
bring Mr. Wilson his own paper?
-I tried to.
But it, uh, sort of got ripped.
-I see.
Well, you can have this just
as soon as I've finished.
-Could you finish faster if
I turned the pages for you?
-Look, Dennis, this
idea of your giving
Mr. Wilson a
Father's Day is fine.
I'm all for it.
But, well, when I'm having
my coffee in the morning,
I like something to read.
It's a habit.
-Oh.
Be right back, Dad.
Here, Dad.
-What's that?
-A book.
If you want something to
read, you can read this,
and I'll take the paper
over to Mr. Wilson.
OK?
Well--
-Thanks, Dad!
-Jack and Jill went up the
hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and
broke his crown,
and Jill came tumbling after.
-I got your
newspaper, Mr. Wilson.
Now, you sit over here
in your easy chair.
-Oh, good.
Thank you, Dennis.
-Now, you sit over here
and read your newspaper.
-Oh, all right.
-Would you like me to
bring you your slippers?
-I'm wearing them.
-Oh, yeah.
I didn't notice.
Something for ya.
Would you like me to
take off your slippers
and bring you your shoes?
-No, thank you, Dennis.
I prefer it this way.
Must you?
-Oh, sure.
This is part of Father's Day.
I sat in Dad's lap yesterday,
and he read me the funnies.
-Well, I never read the funnies.
-You don't?
-Well, occasionally I do glance
at "Little Orphan Annie."
But only because she teaches
many worthwhile lessons.
-Read it to me, huh?
-All right.
Now today, Little Orphan
Annie and her dog Sandy
are walking through
a dark forest,
and Annie says to Sandy,
jeepers, it's scary out here.
I hope we aren't lost.
Sandy says, arf!
-Boy, you'd make a
swell dog, Mr. Wilson.
Even better than Dad!
Do it again, will ya?
-Arf, arf!
Arf!
-Aren't we having a swell
Father's Day, Mr. Wilson?
-Well, yes, Dennis.
We really are.
Now--
-Henry, can you come help me in
the kitchen a minute, please?
-Sure, honey.
What's the matter?
-Oh, those darned ice
trays are stuck again.
I'm trying to defrost
the refrigerator--
-Relax.
I'll be right there.
-Thank you.
-It's nothing to it.
Is just a matter of applying
a little in the right spot,
and an ice tray's got to give.
-Oh, Henry, you are a genius.
-Well, let's just say I'm
smarter than the average ice
tray.
-Close your eyes, Mr. Wilson.
Open your mouth,
and close your eyes.
-What, Dennis?
I'm trying--
-No fair peeking.
Close your eyes.
It's not to keep.
It's Dad's pipe.
It's just to smoke today.
-Oh?
Well, that's very nice,
Dennis-- What have you
got in this thing, anyhow?
-Just tobacco and grass.
-Grass?
-Yeah.
I fell down with it
in the front yard,
but I couldn't find
all the tobacco.
You sure do like a
dad with that pipe.
Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson.
That sure was a good
lunch, Mrs. Wilson.
-Thank you, Dennis.
But George, you
hardly ate a thing.
-Well, I'm worried about that
confounded lawsuit, Martha.
It takes a man's appetite away.
-Oh, it may not be as
bad as you think, dear.
I don't see how
little Fremont could
have really hurt that man.
-I don't know.
He sure hollered awful loud.
-Oh, fine.
-You mustn't just
give up, George.
-Mr. Hatch has hired a lawyer.
Shouldn't you have
some legal advice?
-But Martha, lawyers
are so expensive.
Even the cheap ones.
-What about your
friend, Judge Hayworth?
Couldn't he at least advise you?
-Why, o of course!
Judge Hayworth.
Why, that's a
splendid idea, Martha.
Best legal mind in town.
And he won't charge me a nickel.
-Boy, he's really cheap.
-Hello.
Is Judge Hayworth in, please?
George Wilson calling.
Martha, I feel better already.
Hello, judge?
George.
How's every little
thing in court?
Well, I have a,
a little problem,
and I thought you
might help me with.
Well, now, this man claims
that my dog bit him.
Oh, well, yes, he did bite him.
-Boy, I'll say he did!
Wow!
-But the man started it.
He tried to kick my dog.
No, no.
The man wasn't on my property.
-It was in the park.
Tell him it was in the park.
-Come on, Dennis.
Let's not bother Mr. Wilson.
-No.
No, no, no.
It happened across the
street, in the park.
What?
No, the dog wasn't on a leash.
He-- oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Thank you, Judge.
Bye.
-Well?
-I should have called a doctor.
-A doctor?
Why?
-According to the
judge, I'm fractured.
Oh, I'll probably have
to settle with Hatch.
-I'm sorry, dear.
Why don't you lie down over
there and have a nice nap?
-Well now, I'd love to, Martha.
But how?
How can anyone take
a nap around here?
-Oh, that's easy, Mr. Wilson.
Dad takes naps all the time.
All you have to do is
lie down on the divan,
loosen your necktie,
kick off your shoes,
and go to sleep like this.
[snoring]
-See?
It's easy!
You can do it!
-Yes, George.
Go ahead.
I have to go downtown right
away on a lot of errands.
And Dennis, you can
come along and help me.
-Oh, I'd like to help
you out, Mrs. Wilson,
but I'll be too busy doing
things for Mr. Wilson.
-Dennis, you've done enough
for me to last me all my life.
Now you run along and have fun.
Just be sure he gets back here
when that lawyer comes, Martha.
-What time is he coming?
-Well, he's going to call.
I don't know what time.
I'm going to need Dennis.
Dennis!
Oh dear.
Better let Dennis
stay here, I guess.
-Well, try and get
some rest, dear.
-All right, Martha.
Now, Dennis.
I really would like
to get some rest,
so if you want to make this
a good Father's Day for me,
you'll be very, very quiet, OK?
-I'll be real quiet.
-Good.
-I won't even talk.
-All right. [inaudible].
-(WHISPERING) I'll just whisper.
Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson.
-Dennis.
Don't just stand
there staring at me.
Go sit down someplace.
-OK.
-Oh great Scott.
-You sure are having a
hard time getting to sleep,
aren't you, Mr. Wilson?
-Oh yes I am.
-Would you like
me to sing to you?
You're kinda big to rock,
but I can sing to ya.
[barking]
-Oh, what's the use?
Oh, Fremont, get off the couch.
Here.
You take him, will you, Dennis?
[phone ringing]
-Yes, sir.
-Oh!
Hello?
Who?
Oh, you must be old man
Hatch's-- I mean, Mr.
Hatch's attorney.
Well, that's as good a
time as any, I suppose.
I'll be expecting you.
Good bye.
-Was that the man that Fremont
bit in the leg's lawyer?
-Yes.
Now look, Dennis, you're
my witness on this,
and I want you to tell that
lawyer exactly what happened.
Now, let's go over
it a little first.
-OK.
-Now, you're sure
that Fremont actually
did take a nip at
this man, are you?
-Did he?
You should have seen him!
I thought he was going
to tear a leg off!
Grr, he said.
Grr!
Grr!
He grabbed old man Hatch by
the leg and chomped down!
-All right, all right!
Just forget the
colorful details.
Let's just have the facts.
-Yes, sir.
-Now, you threw a
stick for Fremont,
and this man kicked at him.
Right?
-Yes, sir.
And Fremont let out a roar.
Didn't you, Fremont?
And then he went into action!
He was like a lion!
Grr, he said.
Grr!
Grr!
He bared his fangs, and
tore right in there!
-Oh, for heaven's sakes, Dennis.
Fremont's fangs are
about that long.
Here.
Look.
-Yeah, and they're
mighty sharp, too.
Ask old man Hatch.
The way he went limping
off after Fremont bit him?
-Oh, Dennis, stop that.
For heaven's sakes.
Now, look.
If, if the man hadn't
kicked at Fremont,
he wouldn't have
bitten him, would he?
-Oh, no, sir.
Fremont's a swell little dog.
He likes everybody.
-Good.
Now, that's what
I want you to tell
the lawyer when he gets here.
Understand?
-Yes, sir.
-Maybe I can talk him
out of this some way.
I hope so, because--
-Why don't you go talk
Mr. Hatch out of it?
He's the one that got bit.
-I can't.
Old man Hatch won't even
talk to me on the phone.
-Well, maybe if you
went to see him--
-Now, look, Dennis,
I have to get
some rest before that
lawyer gets here.
Now, you sit on the front
steps and watch for him, OK?
-But Mr. Wilson!
-I'll rest a while.
Good bye.
TOMMY (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Dennis!
Whatcha doing?
-Hi, Tommy!
Say, do you know where
old man Hatch lives?
-Sure.
He lives way over past my house.
Why?
-Well, I'm gonna do something
for good old Mr. Wilson.
And you can come with me.
Come on, I'll tell you
all about it on the way.
[doorbell]
-Ah, how do you do?
Mr. Wilson?
-Oh, uh, come in.
-Thank you.
You must be mister, uh--
-John McRae, attorney at law.
I'm representing Mr. Hatch.
-Oh, Well, I hope he won't be
too unreasonable about this,
because--
-Oh, I don't think so.
Oh, we do have a case, however.
Now, ah, you admit your dog
did bite my client, do you?
-Well, I understand he
sort of took a nip at him.
-I believe there was a witness.
A young lad.
Dennis Mitchell?
-Oh, yes.
Yes.
Dennis.
He's right out here.
He'll tell you exactly
how it happened.
Dennis?
Dennis!
How do you like that?
Under my feet all day,
and now when I need him,
he's disappeared.
-Oh, now, I don't we'll have
any problems, Mr. Wilson.
You see, my client does not want
to take you to court at all.
-Oh, well, good.
Good.
-Unless he has to.
You see, he hopes
that you and I will
be able to work out an
amicable settlement.
Now, he feels that $
would be a proper amount.
-$ ?
Why, that's absolutely
ridiculous, Mr. McRae.
He can't kicked my dog!
Oh, can't we talk
this thing over?
Get Mr. Hatch on the phone.
Maybe $ ?
-All right, sir.
Yes, sir, I'll tell him.
-Well, what did he say?
What did he say?
-He will settle
the claim for $ .
That is this bottom figure.
-Well, of all the-- well, he's
a pirate, that's what he is.
A dirty old pirate.
-Mr. Wilson!
Now, this is my first
experience with Mr. Hatch,
and I will admit he
can be a bit difficult.
But pirate?
That is a very strong word, sir.
-Well, by golly, I--
-Hey, Mr. Wilson!
Mr. Wilson!
Guess what?
-Oh, Dennis, now for heaven's
sakes, don't bother me now.
-But wait 'til I tell you that--
-Dennis, I don't want
you to tell me anything.
Now be quiet, both of you.
Now, what was I saying?
Oh.
Yes I was saying
that, that old man
Hatch is a dirty old pirate,
McRae, and you may quote me.
-Regardless of what you may
think of him personally,
the fact remains that he was
bitten by your dog on the right
leg between the ankle--
-That's the one!
That's the one!
-Yeah, the right leg!
-That's it!
-The wooden one!
-Dennis, for heaven's sakes,
will you-- What did you say?
-Mr. Hatch's right leg.
Where Fremont bit him.
It's a wooden leg!
-Yeah, wood!
-Are you sure?
-Yeah!
We were just over to see him,
and he was washing his car!
-And his pant legs
were rolled up.
-And he's got a wooden leg.
The right one.
You wanna go see it?
-That dirty old pirate!
You must believe me, I-- I knew
absolutely nothing about this.
I-- I sincerely apologize.
-And I think you
should, Mr. McRae.
Goodbye, sir.
Well.
Well, Dennis, you've saved me
a substantial sum of money.
Just sit right down here.
I'd like to do something
for you in return.
What do you want?
-Well, let's see.
I know.
Show Tommy here how good
you can bark like a dog!
-How good I-- Oh,
you mean, uh, oh!
Ha.
[barking]
-Well, my special
Father's Day is over.
He's your boy again.
But I don't mind telling
you I hate giving him back.
-Oh, Mr. Wilson, there's nothing
we'd rather hear you say.
-Really Alice, it was a day that
George and I will never forget.
-I'll never forget it either.
Boy, you should've seen
the swell dinner we had.
And you know what Mr.
Wilson's favorite food is?
Hamburgers and
three kinds of pie.
-Only on Father's
Day, of course.
-Oh, oh, it tasted great.
I may have it every day.
-Well, Martha.
We better be heading for home.
It's probably close
to Dennis' bedtime.
-Dennis.
Thank you for making us
both very happy today.
You're a fine boy.
-Ah.
Mr. Wilson, that
suits you to a T.
-Thank you, Mitchell.
I expect to get a load
of wear out of it.
-Bye.
-Goodnight.
-Oh.
-Well, I have never seen Mr.
Wilson in such good spirits
before.
-Well, having his own Father's
Day has sort of perked him up.
-I just had another
swell idea, dad.
-What's that, son?
-Father's Days are
the best fun of all,
so why don't you
stay home tomorrow
and I'll have another
special one for you.
-Thanks for the
thought, son, but let's
wait until next year, huh?
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