02x01 - The Nice Ninjas

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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02x01 - The Nice Ninjas

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Hi. Norville'’s really excited.

Uh-huh!

Because guess what today is?

- Saturday? - Huh?

No, Bobgoblin. Today is--

Ooh, Walk Like A Goblin Day?

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

No.

Oh!

Sit On The Grass and Eat Toast Day!

[munch] Love that day.

Um, not quite, Bobgoblin.

Today'’s the day that all the magic words

start with this letter.

The letter N!

And the letter N makes a sound "nn",

and "nn" is the first sound in Norville'’s name.

- Uh-huh! - So I told Norville

we get to make any "nn" words he wants today.

Whoo-hoo!

The letter N day?

Well, I don'’t need a special day to eat toast!

[munches]

[upbeat music]

♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on Wally

♪ Say "Wallykazam!"

♪ Anything is possible with Wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, Say the word ♪

[all] ♪ Wallykazam!

♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, Say the word ♪

[all] ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

♪ Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪

[barks]

[upbeat music]



[barking]

All right, buddy. Here we go!

I'’m about to make whatever Norville wants

with his favorite letter,

the letter N.

Huh? [babbling]

Oh, yeah, buddy.

You have an uppercase N on your collar.

That'’s what you use to write your name, but this is an N too.

It'’s a lowercase N.

Oh, I know!

Okay.

We need words that start with the sound "nn".

There'’s "nut"...

and "napkin"...

and "note."

Oh, [murmuring].

What else?

Ooh, how about "number?"

"Neighbor?"

"Ninjas?"

[gasps] Ninjas!

Ninjas, ninjas, ninjas!

Ninjas?

That'’s the word you want?

Uh-huh!

[babbling excitedly]

[babbling excitedly]

Oh, you want us to be ninjas?

- Yeah! - Why not?

Wallykazam, wallykazinjas,

Norville and I are about to be ninjas!

[both] Whoa!

Norville, we'’re ninjas!

Wah-ha!

Ninjas!

Wah!

Ha! We'’re so nimble.

We move quickly,

and easily,

and we always land on our feet.

You'’re very nimble, Norville.

Well, thank you. So are you.

Well, thank you very much.

You'’re very welcome.

[both laugh]

We'’re very nice ninjas, too.

Ooh, Norville! That can be our ninja name.

The Nice Ninjas.

[both] Ha!

[both] Nice Ninjas.

Come on, Ninja Norville.

Let'’s go be nice.

After you.

Oh, no, no, no.

After you.

No, please. I insist.

Oh, no, no. After you.

- Heh! - Yip-ha!

[both] Hip-hip! Hi-yah-ha!

Ninja Norville! Garbage on the ground!

The nice thing to do would be to pick it up.

Hut-hi-yah!

Hi-yah-ho!

Ha!

[both] Nice ninjas.

Hip!

[both] Hip-ha! Hoo-hi-yah!

Look.

There'’s Ogre Doug.

I think he got a haircut.

Oh, yeah. I know what you mean.

Let'’s sneak up on him and tell him we like his haircut.

Hip-hip-hi-yah!

Ha-hoo-hi-yah!

[humming]

[both] Ogre Doug, we like your haircut!

Aah!

Hi, Wally and Norville.

Really?

You like my haircut?

Yes, very much. It suits you.

It'’s really nice.

Thank you, my friends!

Doug-hug!

[both] You'’re welcome.

Nice ninjas.

- Hi-yah! - Heh-yah!

What a nice couple of ninjas they are.

[humming]

Huh! Eh-yip!

Whoa, Norville, check it out.

Ninjas can climb, too!

Yip-huh!

Yeah!

I think it'’s time for the Nice Ninjas to go on an adventure!

Ha! Uh-huh!

All right, Norville, time to choose more words.

Let'’s see.

What other words starting with "nn" can we think of?

Well, there'’s "nest,"

"noodle,"

"night,"

"naughty,"

"nacho."

You like any of those words, Norville?

Uh, this and...

that.

"Naughty" and "noodle?"

Uh-huh. [giggles]

So you want to make a noodle that'’s naughty?

Yup. [laughs]

Naughty noodle!

[laughs]

Well, it is Norville'’s day.

Naughty noodle!

Whoa!

You'’re a noodle?

Don'’t be for silly!

Of course, I am.

I am Nancy, the Naughty Noodle.

In fact, I am made up of several noodles.

Lasagna body, angel hair, elbow macaroni,

perfect for doing this!

Poke. Poke, poke.

Poke, poke, poke, poke.Poke.

Hey, that'’s not very nice.

Nice? Ha!

And also ha!

You think I would be nice?

N-O spells "no."

I am not nice. I am naughty!

And now, I will do this!

Huh-ha-hoo-hoo-ha-ha!

Whoa, she'’s nimble, too.

Ha! Linguini lasso!

Yah!

[both] [gasp]--She took the nose!

Hi-yah!

Return the nose, Noodle!

No.

The nose is Nancy'’s!

That nose is not your nose!

Huh.

A word.

Wonder what it is.

N...ose.

N...ose.

What word is that?

Oh, yeah, nose!

Of course.

I can make the statue a nose!

Yip-ha-hoo-huh!

Whoo-hoo!

[both] Nice ninjas.

Hm, nifty trick,

but so is this!

Wah-hoo-ha!

I'’m spaghetting out of here.

[both gasp]

Wonder what she'’s gonna do next?

[Gina] Ah, noodle!

That'’s Gina Giant!

Nice Ninjas, after that noodle!

Stop! That doesn'’t go there!

Wally! Norville!

[both] Gina!

Everything is wrong!

Everything!

Roger'’s upside down.

The dollhouse bed is in the kitchen.

The refrigerator'’s in the living room,

and the bathtub'’s on the roof!

Oh, and now there'’s a noodle jumping on my head.

Noodle-lay-hee-hoo!

Oh, naughty noodle.

Ha-huh-whoo-hoo-ha!

Don'’t worry, Gina.

We'’ll clean up your dollhouse.

We just need a word, like "tidy" or "neat."

Which word starts with "nn", "tidy" or "neat"?

Yeah, "neat"!

That'’ll work.

Neat!

Hip-huh-hoo!

[both] Nice ninjas.

Oh! Look! Everything'’s nice and neat.

Thank you!

Good work, Ninja Norville,

but what are we gonna do about her?

Nanny-nanny-noodle!

[whimpers]

I know, buddy.

This noodle'’s a lot of trouble.

Ooh, I have an idea.

"Nice" starts with "nn".

She won'’t be naughty anymore if we make her nice.

Yeah!

All right, Noodle.

Enough naughtiness.

It'’s time for you...

to be nice.

[gasps] Nice?

No.

Huh-ha-ho!

Yes, nice!

Ah-hoo-ha!

Ah, she'’s really nimble.

Yes, I am nimble, and I am naughty,

but will I be nice?

Ha! Never!

Hasta-la-pasta!

Ohh, naughty noodle.

Don'’t worry.

We'’ll find a way to make her nice, okay?

Are we the Nice Ninjas?

Uh-huh, Nice Ninjas.

Atta boy.Come on!

Oh, no. The ninjas are coming.

I must hide.

Maybe she went this way!

Yeah!

Phew. That was close.

Hi! Are you a noodle?

Yes, I am. Nancy, the Naughty Noodle!

- Who are you? - Bobgoblin.

Why were you hiding behind that tree?

I'’m hiding from ninjas who want to make me nice.

Why were you hiding behind that tree?

I like hiding behind trees.

- Okay, bye! - Wait.

I need a better hiding place.

- Do you know any? - Of course.

Bobgoblin knows all the great hiding places.

- Really? - Ooh, there'’s a castle!

Follow me.

[gasps] It'’s perfect.

I can hide there.

It will be my palace!

The Pasta Palace,

where the ninjas will never get me!

I just need to set some traps to stop them.

Well, I wish you all the best.

Wait! Aren'’t you gonna help me?

Hm, what'’s in it for Bobgoblin?

This bowtie.

Only the guard of the Pasta Palace

gets to wear it, which means--

Say no more! I like this bowtie, I'’m in!

[funky music]



♪ We'’re getting ready to spaghetti this place ♪

♪ with a little nimbleness

♪ They won'’t expect us to protect us this way ♪

♪ with a little nimbleness

♪You can do a flip ♪

♪ And you can twist and bend

♪ A spoon can be a trap

♪ And food can be your friend

[both] ♪ It'’s up to me and you ♪

♪ Not to stay with the usual way ♪

♪ Singing nah, nah, nah Nimble like a noodle ♪

♪ We know what to do to wiggle out of a jam ♪

♪ Let'’s go! ♪

Look, Norville, Bobgoblin and the Noodle

are hiding in the castle!

[barking]

♪ To get us in we'’ll need a ninja surprise ♪

♪ With a little nimbleness

♪ Before they notice, we could be both be inside ♪

♪ With a little nimbleness

♪ Moving through the trees Leaping like a cat ♪

♪ [babbling]

I was just thinking that!

[both] ♪ It'’s up to you and me ♪

♪ To be sure they don'’t see ♪

♪ What'’s in store ♪

♪ Singing nah, nah, nah Nimble like a ninja ♪

♪ Bend a little then you wiggle out of a jam ♪

♪ And I can be a friend to see you out of a-- ♪

- ♪ Nah, nah, nah - ♪ That sneaky fettuccini

- ♪ Better beware - ♪ Wiggle like a noodle

♪ Annoying ninjas better stay over there ♪

- ♪ Nah, nah, nah - ♪ The question now is

- ♪ How'’s the palace prepared? ♪ - Al dente!

♪ Nothing can throw us when we go as a pair ♪

[all] ♪ Singing nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

We have built the Pasta Palace!

Sound the ziti horn!

[blows horn]

I'’ll be inside hiding from the ninjas.

Bobgoblin, can you guard the palace?

Yes, your noodleness.

I can, and I will.

Hm. Hm.

All right, Ninja Norville.

We have to get into that palace and make that noodle nice.

Okay!

Who goes there?

Uh, two very nice ninjas.

Will you please let us in?

No!

[sigh]

Quick, Norville, over there!

- Heh-yip! - Huh.

No way.

[exclaims]

- Huh heep. - Huh.

No how.

Yip! Heh-huh!

Huh!

No can do.

[both] Heh-yah-heh!

We have to distract him

so he doesn'’t see us sneak in.

Ooh, let'’s make something to get his attention,

like a noise.

Does noise start with "nn"?

Yeah, it does!

So we can make a...

noise!

[a-wooga horn]

Huh? What is that noise?

[a-wooga horn]

I am the guard,

and I'’m telling you to stop awooga-ing.

[a-wooga horn]

Huh?

[loud gasp]

Uh-oh.

Your noodleness!

Your noodleness!

The ninjas are in the palace.

Nobody panic!

It'’s too late for that!

[yelling in panic]

I'’ll hide in here. You lock the door,

and stop them with the traps.

I'’ll lock the door and stop them with the traps!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

[loud gasp]

Ninja Norville, we have to get past that guard.

Uh-huh.

- Hey-yah! - Hoo-ha!

You'’ll never get in!

Deploy...

the ravioli!

- Huh! Ha! Heh! Ha! - Heh! Ho! Ho! Hep!

- Up here! - Yip!

Too many ravioli.

How will we get through?

Magic stick, give me a word!

Will you help me read this word?

N...et.

N...et.

What word is that?

Yeah! Net!

Ninja Norville, follow me!

- Huh-ha! Ha ha! - Hoo-ha! Ha!

[both] Nice ninjas.

Bobgoblin, your ravioli can'’t stop us!

Uh-uh!

The ravioli didn'’t work!

Aah!

[barking]

[Norville] [barking and yipping]

[Bobgoblin] Aah!

Ninja Norville, the Noodle must be in that room!

Ooh.

Deploy the giant meatball!

[grunts]

Aah! Meatball!

Meatball!

[squish, squish, squish]

[squishing on carpet]

How can we stop it?

Another net?

The net won'’t be big enough.

Oh, hi-yah!

Oh, good idea, Norville.

We can change the word if we change the letter in the middle!

Hm, maybe...a U.

N...ut.

N...ut.

What word is that?

Yeah, "nut"!

Let'’s change this big meatball into a little nut!

[squish, squish, squish]

[tap, tap, tap, tap]

Aw, nuts.

Come on!

Your noodleness, open up!

The ninjas got through the traps!

Okay, now panic.

[both yelling]

There'’s the Noodle! Here'’s our chance

to make her nice.

Nice!

[gasps]

I'’ll save you, your noodleness!

I'’m going back to hide.

Bobgoblin, are you okay?

Oh, Wally Trollman, I'’m great, old friend!

Come here.

- Give me a hug! - Huh?

- Huh? - Oh, Norville.

Who'’s a good dragon?

Who is he?

He is you!

Um. [whimpers]

[gasps] Wait a minute.

Bobgoblin got hit with the word "nice."

I think that'’s why he'’s acting so nice.

I love your shirt, Wally Trollman.

What is this, linen?

[gasps] He is nice.

Ooh. Maybe now he'’ll help us.

Um, Bobgoblin?

Do you think maybe you could let us into that room?

For you, old pal? Of course!

I have a key.

♪ Oh, I'’m ♪

♪ Opening a door for my good, good friend ♪

♪ And it feels so good to be nice, nice, nice ♪

♪ Skiddly-diddly-dee-open doh-dee doh-doh ♪

Shh, Bobgoblin, we have to sneak in.

Oh, okay.

Hm, rigatoni is so misunderstood.

- Heh-ha! - Augh!

You'’re surrounded, Nancy!

[both] Nice ninjas.

And now it'’s time to make you nice!

Oh, I can'’t believe it.

You caught me!

You'’ve won!

I'’m just terrible at being naughty.

[cries loudly]

Aw, that'’s not true.

You were so good at being naughty.

- Really? - Really.

You took over this whole castle!

You almost crushed '’em with the giant meatball.

Yeah!

All those things are true. Thank you.

What nice things for you to say.

We'’re the Nice Ninjas.

That'’s what we do.

You should try it.

Try being nice?

Well, okay.

Ahem.

You did a good job guarding the palace.

Thank you.

Oh, that felt good.

You did a wonderful job sneaking into the palace.

Whoa. That felt really good, too.

You like being nice?

I'’m really enjoying it!

You know what this palace needs?

Ho-ha-ha!

Flowers!

Brighten up the place, you know?

♪ La-la-la doo-doo-doo ♪

Can you believe it?

The Naughty Noodle is now nice!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, Bobgoblin just wants to snuggle

this good, good dragon.

- Aw! - Uh...

You know, I think we better change

Bobgoblin back to normal.

Oh, normal!

That'’ll work.

Normal!

Aah! Why am I hugging a dragon?

I never do that!

Good-bye.

Now that'’s more like it.

Bobgoblin.

[both laugh]

Guess what? I can spell my name.

Want to see?

Wally. That'’s me!

[bell rings] - Wally Trollman!

You just spelled your name.

Congratulations.

Well, what'’s going on?

It'’s a you-just-spelled-your-name

celebration!

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wah

♪ [all] Ba-bah! - Wallykazam!

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wah

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

♪ Wallykazam!

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo

♪ Wally!

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo

♪ Wally!

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo

♪ Wally!

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo

♪ What?

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪

[applause] - Wow!

I should spell my name more often.

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wah

♪ [all] Ba-bah! - Wallykazam!

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wah

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

♪ Wallykazam!

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo

♪ Wally!

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo

♪ Wally!

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo

♪ What?

♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪
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