01x02 - Castle Caper

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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01x02 - Castle Caper

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- Wah! Steady, norville.

- [Groans nervously]

- Oh, hi! We'’re on a cup.

- Uh-huh!

- And this cup is on a can.

And this can is on a clock.

I made them with my magic stick,

Because today,

All the magic words start with the "cuh" sound

And this letter...

The letter "c."

Wah!

I forgot to tell you!

This cup on a can on a clock is actually on

A camel!

[Camel brays]

His name is carlos!

- Carlos!

Both: whoa! Whoa-oh!

Wah!

[Both grunt, giggle]

- Cool.

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on wally

- Say, "wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it ♪

♪ Hear the music, play it now ♪

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

- ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

- ♪ Wally, wally

[Span]wallykazam!

- [Barks]

- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!

- Nice one, norville.

- [Barks cheerfully]

- And now,

Wally trollman and his trusty dragon

Will try a flying trick that'’s never been done before:

The triple loop-de-loop!

- A twiple woo-pe-woo?

- That'’s right--

Three loops in a row.

Think we can do it?

Let'’s find out.

Count with us!

One! - One!

- Two! - Two!

- Three! - Three!

Ta-da!

- Triple loop-de-loop!

- Twiple woop-de-woo!

- [Gasps]

Whoa! Norville, my stick!

- Oh!

- Uh-oh! - Oh, no!

[Gasps]

- It'’s over there!

- [Grunts]

- The stick is heading for the waterfall.

Hurry, norville!

Whoo-hoo!

Nice fetch!

- [Murmurs]

- That was amazing!

- I know!

- You saved my magic stick!

- [Yipping]

- Who'’s a good dragon?

I think somebody deserves a special treat.

- Who?

- You! - Oh!

- I'’ll make you something.

Okay.

The magic words start with the "cuh" sound today.

So I could make you...

A cow.

- Huh?

- Or a cap! - [Groans]

- Or a cow wearing a cap.

- Uh...

Uh-uh.

- Okay. No cow.

Let'’s see.

"Cuh." "Cuh." "Cuh."

- [Gasps]

- Norville?

I guess he has an idea.

- Ta-da!

- Um, you want me to read your favorite book?

- No.

[Whines]

- Oh, I get it.

You want something that'’s in the book.

- Yeah! Yeah!

- Hmm.

There'’s a mountain

And a castle.

Well, which word starts with the "cuh" sound?

Mountain or castle?

Yeah, castle!

Of course!

Norville'’s always wanted his own castle!

- Whoo-hoo!

[Yipping]

- All right, buddy,

One castle coming right up.

Wallykazam!

Wallykazastle!

Get ready, norville.

Here comes a...

Castle!

- [Yips]

- Yah!

Follow that word!

- Huh?

Wow!

[Triumphant fanfare]

[Gasps]

A castle?

Bobgoblin found a castle!

[Harmonica fanfare]

With towers and flags--

Ooh, and weird green stuff growing on it.

Wonder how bobgoblin gets in.

- Norville, look!

- Wow!

- Come on!

Whoa.

- Wow!

Ooh.

- Norville, you'’re gonna be king of this castle!

Ooh, maybe I should make it a little more--

I don'’t know-- dragon-y.

Let'’s see.

Norville likes to jump on stuff.

Oh! How about some couches?

Yeah, that starts with the letter "c."

Couches!

- Couches?

[Panting]

Whoo-hoo!

[Barking]

Whoo! Whoo!

Wow! Whoo-hoo!

- Hmm.

What else?

Norville, want something to chew on?

- Huh?

Uh-huh!

- How '’bout some carpets?

Yeah, carpets!

- [Barking]

[Growling]

[Metal clanging]

[Whimpers]

- Hi, guys.

- Oh, it'’s gina giant.

- Oh!

- Gina!

- Wally.

Norville!

- Gina!

- Love the castle!

- Thanks, gina.

You'’re just in time!

I'’m about to make norville the king.

- The king?

Norville, you'’re gonna make a great king!

- Uh-huh!

Muh-muh...

Muh.

- "King" starts with a "cuh" sound.

So, norville,

You are the king!

- Hmm.

- Huh?

- Huh.

[Sniffing]

Hmm.

- The word didn'’t work.

- Wait a second.

What letter is that?

Yeah, a "k"!

"King" starts with the letter "k."

But today, the magic words start with the "cuh" sound

And the letter "c."

- Oh.

So "king" isn'’t a magic word today.

- Aw.

- Oh, don'’t worry, norville.

Maybe there'’s another word I can try.

Oh, I know!

Crown! - Ah!

- What letter does "crown" start with?

Yeah, "c"!

So "crown" is a magic word.

Norville, I can make you the king

If I make you a crown!

- Aha!

Bobgoblin found a way in.

- [Gasps]

[Harmonica fanfare]

- Ooh, I like it.

- Bobgoblin, that crown is for the king.

- The crown is for the king?

Bobgoblin has the crown, so that makes bobgoblin king!

Bobgoblin.

- [Gasps] wally!

Bobgoblin'’s in norville'’s castle!

- ♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo

Loyal subjects,

All cheer for king bobgoblin!

- [Groans]

- Actually, it'’s more like this:

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

King bobgoblin!

- Bobgoblin, you'’re not the king of this castle.

- Bobgoblin found a castle,

And bobgoblin has the crown,

So bobgoblin is king.

Good day.

[Muffled] whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Goblin in the castle!

- Uh, wally,

You better take a look at this.

- Whoo!

All right!

Whoo-hoo!

King bobgoblin is so-o-o comfortable.

- Oh, dear. - Oh!

Oh...

- Don'’t worry, buddy.

That is still your castle, and you'’re still gonna be king.

We just have to find a way inside.

Ah!

Norville, let'’s ride.

- Ruh-huh!

- Go get '’em, wally!

- Whee!

You there,

King bobgoblin orders you to bring me a sandwich.

Uh, soup?

[Gasps]

[Harmonica fanfare]

They'’re trying to take over king bobgoblin'’s castle!

That makes them invaders!

- Stop!

- No invaders, no dragons, no trolls.

- Come on. We'’ll find another way in.

- ♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

- ♪ I made that castle and crown for you ♪

♪ I even made you some rugs to chew ♪

♪ We weren'’t expecting a goblin to take '’em ♪

- ♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

- ♪ What if he eats all the royal jam? ♪

♪ Juggles your majesty'’s pots and pans? ♪

♪ We'’ve got to stop him before he can break '’em ♪

- Aw. [Metal clattering]

- ♪ My friend the king

♪ The castle and the crown belong to him ♪

♪ I know we'’re gonna get '’em back again ♪

♪ Get out the goblin, put the king back in ♪

- Put the king back in!

- ♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

- ♪ Everything started out perfectly ♪

♪ How did things get so bobgoblin-y? ♪

♪ He'’s messed up everything we were creating ♪

- ♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

- ♪ Norville is ready to reign again ♪

♪ We'’ll do whatever it takes for him ♪

♪ If we'’re invaders, then let'’s start invading ♪

- Rooh!

- ♪ My friend the king

♪ The castle and the crown belong to him ♪

♪ I know we'’re gonna get '’em back again ♪

- ♪ My friend the king

- ♪ Get out the goblin, put the king back in ♪

- Put the king back in!

- ♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

♪ No invaders, no dragons, no trolls ♪

And no giants.

- Time for a new plan.

All right, guys, huddle up.

- So what'’s the plan, wally?

- Well, we can'’t get in through the windows.

Maybe we can sneak norville into the castle

Without bobgoblin noticing.

- Ooh, yeah!

You can hide norville in something!

- Yeah!

- Good idea. Hmm.

I wonder what we can hide him in.

Magic stick, give me a word.

Thanks.

Can you help me read this word?

"Cuh-ake."

"Cuh-ake."

What word is that?

Yeah, cake!

Cake? I don'’t know.

- I don'’t know.

- Let'’s try it.

Uh, norville?

- Ha-ha!

[Laughter]

- [Sniffing]

Ah-- - norville?

- Huh? - That'’s not for eating.

- So how are you gonna get the cake inside the castle?

- Hmm.

Oh, I got it.

I'’ll dress up as a cake delivery guy

And bring it in.

I just need a costume!

Yeah, costume!

- [Laughs]

Nice mustache!

- Aw, thank you very much.

Ready, norville?

- Ruh-huh!

- [Grunts]

Ooh--ah, ah--whoa.

- I think it'’ll work.

- [Grunting]

[Sighs]

Keep quiet, norville, okay?

- I know.

- [Whistling]

- Yes?

- Uh, hello, your majesty.

We have that cake you ordered.

We'’ll bring it right inside.

- Cake?

King bobgoblin didn'’t order a cake.

- Uh, yes, you did.

- No, I didn'’t.

- Yes, you did.

- No, I didn'’t.

- Yes, you did.

- No, I didn'’t!

- [Muffled] yes, you did!

- Who said that?

- Uh, not the cake.

Um, cakes don'’t talk, right, norville?

- Right!

- Oops. - [Gasps]

Invaders!

No invaders, no dragons, no trolls, no giants,

No cakes!

Bobgoblin.

- [Groans]

- Norville, we'’re gonna get in.

Look at me.

Are we gonna get in that castle?

- Uh-uh.

- Norville.

- Uh...

Well, all right.

- Attaboy. Come on! We'’ll find a way.

Norville.

- No one invades king bobgoblin'’s castle!

This castle is mine. This balcony is mine.

Ooh!

This little rope thingy is mine too!

[Bell tolling]

A bell! Also mine.

[Bell tolling]

Hear ye, hear ye!

Let the bell ring for king bobgoblin!

- A bell?

[Bell tolls]

That'’s it!

- What'’s it, wally?

- Look!

Norville can fly into the castle through the bell tower.

- Yeah!

- Norville, wait. - Huh?

- If you fly up there now, bobgoblin will see you,

And he'’ll try to stop you.

- No invaders. No dragons. No trolls.

- Gina and I will get bobgoblin to look at us,

And then you make a break for it.

- Ruh-ruh!

[Panting]

- Hey, your majesty!

- Huh?

- Over here!

- You there! What are you doing?

- Wally, what are we doing?

- We'’re, uh-- we'’re just, uh...

Dancing!

Dancing for the king.

Uh, come on, gina. Dance.

[Ragtime music]



- You call that dancing?

King bobgoblin will show you dancing!



- [Whispers] okay, norville.

Bobgoblin'’s not looking. Go!

- King bobgoblin, best dancer ever!

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

- Oh, yeah?

Check this out!

- Come on, norville.

- What are you waving at?

[Gasps]

Invader!

- [Gasps]

Hurry, norville!

- [Grunts]

- [Panting]

- Wally, if bobgoblin gets there first...

- Then norville will never get inside!

I have to help him.

But how can I get up there?

- [Panting]

- Um, a big trampoline?

I don'’t know.

A hot-air balloon?

Bouncy shoes?

- [Gasps] I think I'’ve got it!

- Wally, I don'’t think we have time

To read a book right now.

- We'’re not gonna read it.

Look what happens at the end.

We need that.

That can fling me up to the castle!

- [Gasps] I know what that is!

It'’s a catapult!

That'’s a giant word.

- Catapult.

That starts with a "cuh" sound!

It'’s a magic word!

So I can make it!

Catapult!

[Grunting]

All right, gina.

Ready...

- Aim...

- Launch!

I'’m coming, norville!

Both: whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Whoo-hoo! - Ha-ha!

Three in a row! Triple loop-de-loop!

- Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo!

Go, wally!

- Wah, wah, wah, wah!

Ruh! - Whoo!

- Not fair!

- Norville, we did it!

We'’re in the castle! - Whoo!

- [Gasps] - uh?

- Uh-oh. - Ruh-roh.

[Both screaming]

- All right, don'’t panic.

We just need something soft to land on,

Like pillows or cushions!

- Yeah!

- Pillows or cushions.

Which word starts with a "cuh" sound?

Of course! Cushions!

Wallykazam!

Wallykamushions!

Magic stick, we need some...

Cushions!

[Both sigh]

- Yeah! Aroo!

[Yipping]

- I think he'’s happy to have his castle back.

- [Screaming]

Oof!

[Metal clanging]

- Oh!

- Invaders! What are you doing in my castle?

- Bobgoblin, this is norville'’s castle.

I made it just for him, so he is the king.

- Uh-huh.

- Oh.

Bobgoblin wondered why it was full of smelly old couches.

- Hmm.

- Oh, well.

Bobgoblin doesn'’t want a dragon castle.

King bobgoblin will find a goblin castle.

Good day.

And bobgoblin'’s still the best dancer.

Bobgoblin.

[Laughter]

- Norville, you'’re the king!

Both: ♪ my friend the king

♪ The castle and the crown belong to him ♪

- ♪ I know he'’s glad to have them back again ♪

- ♪ My friend the king

- ♪ Tell everybody that the king'’s back in ♪

- ♪ Hey, everybody

Both: ♪ the king'’s back in ♪

- Can you believe it?

We got the castle back, and norville is the king!

- Bow.

- What'’s that, norville?

- It sounds like he said "bow."

- Well, he'’s the king.

[Laughter]

- Yeah!

- [Span]giant words,

With gina giant.

Here'’s a giant word I love:

Ridiculous!

Some things are just silly.

But when something'’s really silly

Or really, really weird,

It'’s ridiculous,

Like a green bean

With a mustache!

That'’s ridiculous.

Green beans don'’t have mustaches!

What else is ridiculous?

Oh!

What about a cow that quacks?

- Mm-quack.

- [Laughs]

Totally ridiculous.

And what if they were best friends,

And they loved to sing opera together?

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la - ♪ quack

- That'’s ridiculous.

Both: ♪ we are ridiculous

- You really are.

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ A-wally, wally, wally, wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wah

All: ♪ bah, bah

- [Span]wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ A-wally, wally, wally, wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally - ♪ wally, wally, wally, wally

♪ Wally - [span]wallykazam!

All: ♪ doo-doo, doo, doo, doo - wally!

All: ♪ doo-doo, doo, doo, doo

- Wally!

All: ♪ doo-doo, doo, doo, doo - wally!

All: ♪ doo-doo, doo, doo, doo - what?

All: wally, wally, wally, [span] wallykazam!
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