05x10 - Deborah Cox

[bunniefuu]

Ok, christy, heads or tails?

Ok, heads.

Ok.

[Screaming]

Christy wins again!

Danny...

Mom, what are you doing here?

Well, honey, you forgot your lunch.

So you're danny's mom.

It's nice to meet you, danny's mom.

You know, guys, this place is a mess.

Danny, when was the last time you cleaned your green room?

Um, thanks for lunch, mom. See you later.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I can't believe you're really danny's mom.

Yeah, I know. You seem so... Normal!

I am his mother, and I have the pictures to prove it.

Christy: oh, look.

There's danny playing dress-up.

In my clothes.

Mom, they don't want to see that.

Yes, we do.

Aw, there's danny hugging his little teddy bear.

Yeah, I took that one last week.

Oh, isn't that adorable.

Hey, danny. You look uncomfortable.

Do you have to go potty?

No, I don't have to go potty,

And don't say that. It's embarrassing.

I'm sorry, honey.

Why don't you give your mother a kiss and I'll go?

Thank you, dandelion.

Mom!

Dandelion! Ha ha!

I can't believe you just called me that in public!

Minutes. Show starts-- hey, who's the mama?

She's danny's.

Hi, you must be kevin.

Darn tootin'.

Well, I'm glad you're here, because I want to

Talk to you kids about the way you're always hurting kevin.

Yeah. You tell them, danny's mom!

You see, I think you should hurt him more like this.

Ha ha! Your mom is really cool.

Yeah, I guess she's pretty neat.

Yeah. So, well, let's go do the show.

Come on, danny's mom.

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Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ When entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

It's time for...

[Buzzer]

Mmm.

Yeah.

That pesky little stain came right on out.

Mark!

There you are.

Oh, gee.

You--you scared me, penny.

Mark, I just found out that an evil and ruthless villain

Who calls himself the dairy godfather is about to take over the city's milk supply!

If only we could get in touch with superdude!

Gee, if only there was a way.

But I got a lot of laundry to finish, penny.

You penny lane?

Yeah, who are you?

The dairy godfather wants to see you.

Well, I don't know about the dairy god--

Come on.help! Get off of me.

Hey, hey, hey.

You fellas leave penny be,

Or else I'm gonna be forced to...

Ask you again.

You know, I think we need to teach your boyfriend here a little lesson.

Well, no, actually, I'm doing quite well in school.

Yeah, yeah. What do you say we do something mean,

Dangerous, yet visually entertaining to you?

You don't mean like--

Oh, ow, wait a second--

Yeah, oh, ok, wait.

Now where were we?

Oh, ah, you were kidnapping me

And taking me back to the dairy godfather's secret lair.

Right, come on, come on.

Help!

Oh, ooh.

Oop. Excuse me, I was just finishing.

Just be a second there.

That was odd.

Girl: help me, help.

It's ishboo!

It's miss piddlin!

It's pierre escargot!

No, I'm...

Superdude!

The teenage superhero with powers that make bad guys run away scared!

Quick, let's run away scared.

You didn't let me finish.

Sorry. That's ok.

Now where was i? Oh, yes.

I can see real far,

And I can run long distances without stretching,

And I can stay up pretty late at night and not feel tired the next day.

I also enjoy scented candles and shopping for shoes,

And spending quality time with my special friends.

Finished?

Yep.

Come on.

Oh, oh...

Superdude! Thank you so much.

Don't mention it, penny!

Aw, superdude, man. Can I get your autograph?

Ooh, you are bad, bad, man.

Of course, sailor.

Aah! Help, superdude, help.

Just one second, penny. Sheesh!

I told my mama you was real!

All right. Keep it real, homey!

Now, penny, I was wondering if you could just...

Penny?

Oops!

So, penny lane, you've come to my secret hideout on this day

That I plan to take over the city's milk supply.

This lack of respect makes me very angry.

I don't know what you're thinking, dairy godfather,

But you're never going to get away with this.

Superdude will stop you!

Superdude, she says.

Here's johnny!

That's right. Superdude!

The teenage superhero with...

A whole bunch of powers!

Oh, superdude,

I do believe you've made a grave mistake in coming here.

And why would you say that, dairy godfather?

Well, this is a dairy factory,

And you are, of course, lactose intolerant.

Lactose intolerant? What's that?

Lactose intolerant means that superdude is harmed by dairy products.

Yeah, like bicycles?

No, bicycles are a mode of transportation.

Dairy products are things like cheese, yogurt, and of course milk.

Lactose intolerant?

No, you must have me confused with another superhero.

I--i love dairy products.

Then allow me to make you an offer that you can't refuse.

A nice tall glass of...milk!

Ooh, ow! Ow!

Hey, wait a minute.

Repeated attempts at--

I--i--oh, man, I just washed this!

Now, boys, put him on the conveyor belt.

Ah-ah!

That was it.

[Mumbling to himself]

You know, this doesn't seem so bad.

Hey, paulie, turn on the milk.

But what the--but, ow, man!

Superdude, you've got to get up!

I can't. Feeling weak and milky.

Hey, what would happen if I could pull the plug out of this wall?

Oh, I guess it shuts off your little conveyor belt there, hah?

Would you plug that back in!

Um, let me think about it. No.

You know, I think I feel my super strength returning.

Yep!

Quick,

Quick. Get him!

Um, gee, boss, we'd love to, but--

Yeah, we're really scared right now.

Now as for you, dairy godfather...

Your devious dairy days are done!

Wow, superdude, you saved the day!

You're the best, superdude,

Even if you are lactose intolerant.

Thank you, little girl.

Yeah, you defeated the dairy godfather.

That's right.

Start spreading the moos!

[Laughing]

That's funny!

And now, danny tamberelli with

Vital information for your everyday life.

If you love someone, set 'em free.

If you don't love someone,

Smack 'em on the head until they think they're a chicken!

It's hard to say you're sorry.

It's even harder to say,

"Aack-ka-rocken-nocky- ricken-noo-can-doo."

There's good and bad in everyone.

Except for this guy.

He's just plain bad. Get out of here!

This has been vital information for your everyday life.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

Next!

Hiya. I--

I need you to ship this box.

Um, please be careful with it. There's some fragile stuff in there,

So could you please be careful?

No, I can't.

Sorry.

[Sound of glass shattering]

Hey, you can't do that!

No, no, no, it's ok,

Because I'm a chipmunk.

That doesn't make it ok!

You can't prove that!

Next!

Hi, how much would it be to send this--

Ay, hey, hey! What are you-- what are you doing?

Hey, you can't-- you can't open my--

"Dear becky:

I don't think we can go on like this."

"I'm sorry, but we have to break up.

I just don't love you any more."

How could you do this to me?!

Do what to you?

After I've cooked your laundry...

Vacuumed your hair...

And shaved your house!

This is how you break up with me--

By giving me a letter addressed to becky!

Hello! Man, this letter isn't for you.

Look, it's for a person named becky.

Ohh! Then let me eat it.

Wow, you're a genuine nut.

No, I'm not. I'm an elephant.

[Trumpeting]

Freak!

[Trumpeting]

Next in line.

Greetings, fair maiden.

For I am stuart, prince of postland.

Oh, what do we have here?

Um, this is my cat, marbles.

What a coincidence! I'm also a sheep.

Baa, baa, baa!

Look, man, I just came here to mail my letter.

Let me see that.

What's that, mr. Cat?

You say you want to go to japan?

Well, if you say so.

Here you go.

Hey, man. What--what are you doing? That's my cat!

That's what I'd like to know!

You know, man, you just mailed my cat to japan!

I'm getting the police!

Your mama!

Next!

Yes, I've got this very important letter.

It needs to be mailed right away.

Let's see.

Hey! You just shredded my letter!

No, I didn't.

What do you mean, "no, I didn't"? Look!

Here, I'll make it up to you.

How?

I'm going to dance!

♪♪♪

See, now, isn't this making things a lot better?

No!

That's the guy!

He stole my cat and he acted like a sheep.

And he also shredded my very important letter!

Is this true?

I don't know what you're getting at.

Are you suggesting that I tied up the real postman,

Stole his uniform and put him in that closet over there?

That's him. That's the guy.

He tied me up and he stole my uniform, and then...

He put me in the closet!

Fine! I'm not the real postman.

Just a guy named stuart.

But you know something?

If I was the real postman,

I would be the greatest postman in all the land!

And whenever I delivered the mail, all the people would say,

"Oh, thank you, stuart. This is the most beautiful mail I've ever read."

Ever!

You all sicken me!

Except you. You're ok.

Thanks.

Now there's only one thing left for me to do,

And that's to get on my dolphin and swim away.

Come on, squeaky.

Eee, eee.

Eee!

L that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

Good morning, class.

Everyone: good morning, miss clump.

Oww!

What is it, luther?

I got a paper cut!

That's great! Your paper cut provides me

With the perfect lead-in to today's lesson:

First aid!

Now pay attention, class. It's learning time.

Now, to treat luther's paper wound correctly,

We simply apply a bandage.

There. All better!

But it still hurts!

Ssh, you!

Now, I'm going to need a volunteer.

Eli?

Thank you, eli.

Let's see here...

Aah! Ohh!

Aah! Aah!

Now, class, eli has broken his arm in places.

Here we have one, , , and...

Aah! Aah!

The proper treatment for eli's injury

Is to reset the bones and place the arm in a cast.

Do it. Do it, please!

Unfortunately, I don't know how.

So eli, please take your seat.

Man!

Thank you.

Moving right along,

Let's say, for instance, you were...well, I don't know,

Hit in the head with a tire.

How in the world would we possibly be hit in the head with a tire?

[Brakes screech]

[Crash]

Any further questionings, elka?

No.ok.

Now, as I was saying, when you are hit in the head with a tire,

Simply apply an ice pack.

Oh, eli. You have a question?

Oh, no, no, no, no. My arm just broke this way.

Now where was i?

Ah, first aid.

Now, can anyone tell me the proper treatment for wounds inflicted

By an angry mob of leprechauns?

Arthur!

Angry mob of leprechauns? What you talking about?

Aah! Aah!

Hey, stop it. Hey!

Get off me!

That's right. As we have just witnessed,

In the event of little green leprechauns attacking you,

There's nothing you can do!

Now, what would you do if you were, for instance,

Kicked in the head by a -pound pig?

Soo-eee!

How is that low-to-the-ground piece of pork supposed to come--

Miss clump?

Yes, edmund?

What would you do if, say,

Telephones, golf balls, dozen assorted donuts, and a bunch of other junk

Fell out of the sky and landed on your head?

Well, that's an excellent question, edmund.

I really don't know what I'd do in that--

Hey, look. Free donuts!

Everyone: yeah!

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!