[Upbeat surf rock]
♪
- ♪ We are riders
♪ On a mission
♪ Action kids in play position ♪
♪Rocket power♪
♪
[Record scratches]
♪
[Engines revving]
♪
♪ We are riders
♪ On a mission
♪ Action kids in fun condition ♪
♪ Prepare to count down ♪
♪Rocket power♪
[Seagulls screeching]
- Yeah!
- Oh!
[All shouting]
- Agh! Oof!
- [Shrieks]
Oh!
- Come on! Let'’s go!
Hurry up!
[Wheel squeaking and rattling]
All right!
[Tires screech]
- Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
[Shouts]
Ow!
No wonder they call it scab mountain.
- What did I tell you?
- I was hoping that was just a rumor.
Does it hurt?
- Yes! Duh!
- This is so much fun!
- What are we waiting for?
Otto says, "let'’s rock!"
- Come on! Let'’s b*mb the hill again!
- Last one to the top is a lame-o!
- Well, that'’s funny...
'’Cause I'’m looking at a whole bunch of lame-os!
- What'’s that supposed to mean?
I don'’t see you tearing up the mountain.
- That'’s because I don'’t board on the bunny slope.
- Bunny slope? Yeah, right.
- This dorky little mud hill is nothing
Compared to bruised man'’s curve.
But, hey, I guess I'’ll have to tell
Every living soul in ocean shores
That otto rocket is a scaredy-cat.
- Scaredy-cat?
I'’m not scared of anything,
Especially any mountain board course.
- You'’re on, little dweeb.
But be prepared.
Nobody but nobody makes it down bruised man'’s curve
Without leaving a piece of themselves behind.
- Oh, no!
Bad image! Bad image!
- So what are we waiting for?
Let'’s go check it out, lars.
- [Laughs]
[Gong resounds]
[All panting]
- [Screaming]
- [Wailing]
- Whoa...
- [Shrieking]
- [Laughs]
What did I tell you?
- [Scoffs] it'’s nothing.
I can do it.
- Paging every broken bone in your body...
- Chill, reg.
You'’re embarrassing me.
Look, a few practice runs,
And I'’ll figure this course out.
No problemo!
I am, after all, me.
Yo, lars, I'’ll race you,
But I need, like, a day or so to get ready.
How'’s friday morning, : a.m. Sharp?
- [Laughs]
This is so sweet.
I get the dork to whomp himself!
[Laughs]
- [Panting and groaning]
- There'’s the little dirty rocket cuz,
Back from a big day of wipeouts.
[Laughs]
Hey, you got a bruise the shape of maui...
And oahu and kauai.
- You should see where the big island is.
Ow...
What are you guys looking at?
- You'’re a mess, dude.
- Thanks, bro.
- You all right?
- [Angrily] I'’m great.
Ow...
- On a scale of to ...
- .
- Ooh...
- Otto, I'’ve been thinking.
I don'’t think you can go down by yourself.
- I'’m not going with him! Count me out!
- Chill, sammy. [Scoffs]
I'’m all for creamin'’ lars,
But I think we should figure out a plan
How to help you nail that run.
- I don'’t need any help.
Oof!
Ow!
- Yes, you do.
[Hawk screeches]
- Whoa...
[Rocks crumbling]
Oh!
[Keys clacking]
Whoa! Oof!
Oh!
- Okay, twist, cut!
[Camera whirs]
- This is so gnarly!
[Computer beeping]
Anybody who tried bruised man'’s curve
Is crazy.
Besides you, I mean.
- Hey, not to worry.
I ran all the numbers again.
We can make this happen.
[Computer beeping]
- Are you sure?
- I'’m positive.
The terrain is a little rough,
But I'’ll give you
The speed adjustments on the course.
Like we say in the space program,
You'’ll be good to go, bro.
- It'’s all you!
- Team rocket!
- Rock on with your bad self.
- Yeah!
[Grunts]
Whoa!
[Crashing]
All: ooh!
- Ow...
[Mumbling and moaning]
[Thunder crashing]
Whoa-oh!
- Come on! You can do it!
- [Whimpers]
- We'’ve got it all worked out.
You should go down the hill instead of up.
[Thunder crashing]
- Don'’t go too fast!
- Oh-oh! Oh!
[Shouting]
Whoa!
[Alarm blaring]
Agh!
Oh!
Ow...
- There you are! Come on!
We'’ve got to meet lars on the mountain in minutes!
- I don'’t care.
I can'’t do it.
- Bro, I can'’t believe my ears.
This isn'’t like you.
- Come on, otto. You'’ve got to do it.
- I don'’t gotta do anything.
- Look, you said it yourself.
If lars wins, he'’s gonna bust you
Till you'’re in, like, the eighth grade.
- I know. I know.
I just gotta get psyched.
That'’s all.
- You know, all this whining
Reminds me of the time raymundo and me
Were out surfing kaena point on an epic day.
Raymundo and I were very choosy
About which -foot wave we were gonna ride.
[Both shouting]
- Wasn'’t it scary?
- Is a coconut brown?
Especially when I landed on the point of kaena point.
- Oh, man!
- Psych out! [Laughs]
- Tito!
- Sorry, little cuz. Had to do it.
Actually, this is an appendix scar.
- I think what tito'’s trying to say, otto, is,
Just go for it!
- Aloha to that.
You can do it, cuz.
- Come on. You'’re rocket boy.
- Duh! Of course he is, sam.
- Okay.
Anybody for a little mountain boarding?
- Yeah! - Yahoo!
- Go, otto!
[Wind whistling]
- We'’re with you, otto, man.
- Come on! You can do it!
- Is the little kiddie scared
About the whomping he'’s gonna get
From bruised man'’s curve?
- Okay, lars, say whatever you want about me.
I am out of here.
- Hey, that'’s no fun. Come on.
You'’re just gonna walk away?
- What does it look like I'’m doing?
- [Laughs]
Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
- Lars alert!
- This is not good.
- [Screams]
Whoo! Oh-oh-oh!
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh, ow! Oh!
My leg!
Mommy...
- Ha!
I think you'’ll live, you big baby.
[Hawk screeching]
- I can do it.
I am rocket boy.
Heads up, you guys!
I'’m good to go!
[All gasping]
- Rocket boy!
[Lively music]
♪
- Yes!
Yes! Yeah!
All: go, otto! Go, otto!
It'’s your birthday! It'’s your birthday!
- I did it!
I can'’t believe I'’m the first kid
Down bruised man'’s curve.
- Neither can i.
Are you sure this scratch isn'’t infected?
Huh? [Whimpers]
- Get real, lars.
- Dad! Dad! Dad!
- What'’s all the commotion? Wha--
- I took a mountain board run down bruised man'’s curve!
- No one'’s ever made it down before.
- Just like you and tito surfing -foot waves
At kaena point!
- Tito said we rode -foot waves where?
Oh, yeah! Those waves...
[Together] whoa!
- How did you know?
- We wanted to have something to celebrate
Whether you made it down in one piece or not.
- Cool! Thanks, you guys.
- -Foot waves at kaena point?
- Cuz needed a little realistic motivation, brother.
[Laughter]
[All cheering]
- Right on, yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
Huh?
- Ugh! - Ah-ooh!
Hey!
- Hey, why did we stop?
- That!
- So somebody'’s getting a new pool.
Big deal.
- Not just somebody... - Whoa!
- Our new best bud,
Eddie, prince of the netherworld.
- Hey, I could use a cool, refreshing dip right now.
- But it'’s eddie'’s pool.
Maybe he fills it with gross netherworld stuff.
- Twist, he just dresses weird.
I'’m sure his pool is fine. Come on.
Let'’s check it out.
- Not so fast, rocket boy.
We got to help dad in the shop, remember?
- I can'’t hear you!
[Together] whoa!
[Inspirational harp flourish]
- Empty pool equals skateboard paradise!
- Tonight, by the great moon'’s light,
We shall fill it and give it life!
Life! Life, I say!
[Laughs]
My dad says that we'’re gonna have a pool party real soon.
- Filling it up tonight?
This is, like, the most perfect empty pool I'’ve ever seen.
You gotta let us skate it first.
- The king of the netherworld and his betrothed
Have banished all travelers
While they are abroad from this kingdom.
- Huh?
- I'’m not allowed to have friends over
While my mom and dad aren'’t home.
- Come on.
There'’ll never be another chance.
I'’ll teach you some new tricks.
- Okay, but only if you promise to keep this a secret.
If the king of the netherworld finds out,
I'’m toast.
- Eddie, you rule...
The netherworld.
- I do?
Both: woogie-woogity-woogity, woogity!
- Otto, hello?
Me and you help raymundo?
We'’re gonna be late.
- Reg, can'’t you just go
And tell him we'’ll definitely do it tonight?
- No, otto. I can'’t.
We promised.
- Why don'’t we do what my mom always says to do?
- Iamwearing clean underwear.
- No!
Get your work done,
And then come back here and tear this pool up later.
- Right on, sammy.
That way, dad isn'’t mad,
And we can have the whole afternoon to skate.
- [Groans] all right.
Thanks, eddie!
Catch you in a few.
You'’re the greatest.
[Together] later!
- Don'’t forget!
It'’s our secret!
- Out of my way!
I don'’t want to miss a minute of eddie'’s empty pool action.
- Otto, shh!
You promised eddie you wouldn'’t--
- Later! Much!
[Whooshing]
[Seagull screeches]
Yeah-ah! Whoo!
[Laughs]
Heads up!
- Hey! What the--
- Huh?
Yahoo!
- Oh! - [Shrieks]
- What is your problem, otto?
- Yeah, look where you'’re shredding.
- Sorry. Don'’t have time to talk.
Eddie'’s got a new pool, and it'’s totally empty.
I'’m heading over for some insane pool action
As soon as I finish helping raymundo.
- Pool?
- That sounds so cool!
- It is cool!
Later!
- Thanks for the invite!
- He didn'’t just do what I think he did...
- Hey, troupers!
How'’s it going down here?
- Great. - Fine.
- Cool.
- Are we done yet?
- Uh, no.
I really appreciate you guys helping out
While we'’re swamped upstairs.
- No problemo.
- That'’s my g*ng!
Now get back to work.
- Man, I'’m never gonna make it to eddie'’s.
- I can'’t believe you blabbed to trish and sherry
After you promised eddie.
- What? No biggie. Relax.
- Hello, young rocket crew.
What'’s the ?
Hey, it'’s not like you to miss a saturday at madtown.
Eh, raymundo got you working hard, eh?
- We have to help dad out for a little while
This afternoon, conroy.
- And then we'’re gonna do some insane bowl riding
Over at eddie'’s house!
[Together] otto!
- Eddie, prince of whatevers-world,
Got a skatepark at his house?
- No, he'’s got a brand-new empty pool
That his parents just built,
And he said I could tear it up!
- Really?
- Did you and twister trade brains?
You just told conroy about the empty pool.
- You promised eddie you wouldn'’t say anything.
- Chill out. Like eddie really cares.
[Feedback screeching]
- Attention, madtown skaters.
As a special treat, word is that
There is some insane skating session
Taking place this afternoon
At eddie, prince of the-- the nether--
At eddie'’s house,
Where there is a brand-new empty pool.
Bring your guts
For this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
That is all.
- [Grunting]
- When was the last time I whomped you?
- This morning.
- You'’re overdue.
- [Wails]
[Laughter]
- Okay, cough it up.
Where are trish and sherry going
For some empty pool skateboarding action
This afternoon?
- Skateboarding?
What could you possibly mean?
- Can it, squirt!
If you don'’t tell us,
I'’ll just whomp it out of you.
- Ask otto! Ask otto!
[Groans]
Oh, man.
- [Growls]
Aren'’t we done yet?
I want to skate!
- We are not done unpacking these boxes of shoes, otto.
- I'’m sick of this work.
I want to skate eddie'’s empty pool now!
- Aha!
[All shout]
Eddie, prince of the dark world,
Has got an empty pool, huh?
- This is gonna be totally sweet!
[Laughter]
- How many people are you going to tell?
- It'’s no big deal.
Me and twister can handle them.
- We can?
- What can you handle?
What is going on?
- Please, dad, please.
Eddie, prince of the netherworld,
Has got a brand-spanking-new empty pool,
And we can be the first ones to tear it up.
- [Sighs]
Okay, go ahead. Scram.
Have a great time!
[Together] yeah!
- [Sighs]
Raymundo, you are so cool.
[Laughs]
[Grunts]
- Come on, reg!
Follow the leader!
Whoa! Yeah!
Yeah!
- [Grunting]
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Come on, sam! - Go, sammy!
- [Sighs]
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Come on, eddie. You'’re up.
- I don'’t think the prince of the netherworld
Needs any more scabs.
All: eddie, come on!
[Phone ringing]
- My mom!
But i--no, I wasn'’t--
Of course no one is here.
- Yahoo!
- Uh, that'’s the tv.
Mom!
The pool is empty.
What would I be doing having a party?
Yes, ma'’am.
[Screams]
- Yeah! - Ow!
- Yeah! Aw!
Ooh, big air! Yeah!
- I am such toast.
- You'’re gonna get eddie in all sorts of trouble.
- Like I care about that freak.
- What plague have you visited upon my house?
Otto, you promised to keep this secret.
- Nice going, big mouth.
- I can handle it.
- No, you can'’t!
Wah! Ha!
- It was such a mistake to tell you guys.
- Twister, help me out here.
- What do you want me to do?
I already got two whompings,
And I'’m probably overdue for my third.
- Whoo! - [Laughs]
- Look, eddie, I'’m sorry.
Everything'’s under control.
Lars will be out of here in no time.
- Hey, eddie!
Otto told us you were having
A pre-fill pool party for the skaters in town.
Nice!
- [Shouts]
Betrayer!
[Sobbing]
- I, uh... Okay, okay.
It'’s not gonna get any worse, I swear.
- Hey, isn'’t it so cool that eddie--
- Everyone will get a turn.
Please stay in your lines!
Otto, look what you did!
Eddie is so busted!
- I guess I was so excited about the pool,
I kind of bragged about it a little.
- A little?
I have something you can brag about--
How you got everybody out of here
And the place cleaned up
Before eddie'’s parents got home.
Now!
- Got it.
Twist, we need a plan.
- Hmm, we could tell them
An alien invasion is happening.
- [Groans]
Sam, please help.
- Hmm...
I think I got it.
Leave it to me.
Attention, skaters.
Attention, skaters.
[Whistles]
[Tires screech]
Free ice cream and french fries
For everyone at the shore shack!
Go get it!
[All cheering]
It worked.
Just call me sam the super genius.
- Only one problem, super genius.
- What'’s that?
- Who'’s gonna pay for all the fries and ice cream?
- Oops!
[All screaming]
- Phew!
[Giggles]
- Eddie, sweetie, we came home early!
[Kids laughing and shouting]
- Uh, dad, would you mind
If we had a few friends over for lunch?
- Otto says, "let'’s rock!"
02x16 - Bruised Man's Curve/Pool's Out Forever
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Revolves around the day-to-day zany hijinks of a g*ng of four young and loyal friends.
Revolves around the day-to-day zany hijinks of a g*ng of four young and loyal friends.