[ Lively dance music playing]
♪ A-a-a-angry beavers
♪ Beavers.
[ Daggett laughing]
El grapadura!
Bueno!
Fear my thighs of wrath.
Feel them, feel them. They crush you.
[ Trilling]
Aha! The one they call el norbo el nino.
I shall crush him, too.
Crush, crush, crush.
Crush, crush, crush... Ow!
Ow, ooh-ooh, ow...
No bueno, no bueno.
Stop your shenanigans, daggett!
We got a real
Mexican wrestling match to get to.
Hoozzah!
There's no telling what huge, horrible foe
El grapadura will pound into pulpatoday. Bueno.
[ Daggett screeching]
Can we go now?
Bing: howdy, friends.
Hey... Look... It's...
Bing.
Oh, nelly.
Didn't want to bother you.
Just been waiting on your doorstep
For three or four hours, maybe nine.
Such a great doorstep, nice and sunny.
Except early this morning, there was a thunderstorm.
But it's such a lovely, nice day.
Actually it's been about ten or hours.
Let me get out of your way.
Looks like my beaver buddies are in a super hurry.
Don't worry about me, I won't keep you.
Just wanted to stop by and say hi
Let you know I'm still alive and, well, really great.
Supeduper.
Going to be late.
Sometimes I'm doing super duper dupergreat
But I n't complain if I'm doing super duper.
That's only one duper less, and it's better than no dupers at all.
It's great you're doing so super duper duper.
Tually, it's just one duper.
Super! Got to go. B-buenobye-bye.
That's fine. Okay, it's... It's okay.
It's not like anything super major happened or anything
Except that...
My girlfriend wanda left me!
[ Crying]: wanda, wanda, wanda, wanda, oh, wanda!
Oh, you know... I mean
I guess I should have seen it coming.
But wanda's the strong, silent type.
Sure, she's been snapping at me a lot lately.
But I figured she was just under some stress.
Snap, snap, snap.
That's all she did.
Then a few days ago
Wanda said she needed space.
I guess it's a bad sign
When you live in the great outdoors
And your girlfriend says she needs more space.
Snap, snap, snap... [ Crying]
Gee, too bad, bing.
Well, I have to go hide from you now
Then sneak out to a wrestling match
When you're not looking.
Bye. Bueno.
How can you think about wrestling
When poor bing's in the triple hammer lock
Of heartache?
I've loved and lost, too.
Treeflower ran my heart through the lumber mill of love
And tossed the sawdust on the restaurant floor of pai
[ Crying]: I still carry the springy doorstop she gave me.
[ Sobbing ]: she s-said it would always keep the door open to her heart.
[ Both crying]
Oh, no.
Physical intimacy-- how I do loathe it so.
We got to help our little buddy get his wanda back.
We'll split the work / .
You do the legwork while I stay here and console bing.
Hey, no bueno,no.
Why do I have to do the legwork?
Fine, you console bing, and I'll...
I'll get wanda.
Whoa!
"Wander here?"
Hmm... Aha!
Okay, wander, listen up.
You're going to get back together
With your boyfriend bing
So I can go to therestling matches.
Ooh! You are one big thing
Aren't you, girlfriend?
Dag bless you.
[ Roars]
Norber she loves .
She loves me not.
Bing: she loves me not.
She love me.
She loves me... Ooh.
She loves me not.
She loves me... Ooh.
She loves me not!e love me noot!
[ Both crying]
[ Or screeches open]
You know, bing, I think
You're better off without her.
[ Both sobbing]
Yee!
Yoo!
[ Panting, snorting]
[ Grumbling]
All righty, wander.
Listen up good.
I wrote you a lovely love poem that will make you realize
That you should go back to bing
So I can go to the wrestling matches.
"Roses are red, violets are blue.
"Go back to bing so I can get to the wrestling matches
Right now... You."
[ Croaks]
[ Grumbling]
[ Croaks]
Hey, spooty frog guy, come back here!
Yeah, you!
[ Alligator snarls, bites, daggett screams]
Tv announcer: we now return to an affair to forget.
[ Romantic music playing]
Are we here to have an affair?
I forget.
[ Both sobbing...]
[ Norbert wailing]
[ Panting and snorting]
You know, bing, I think you should consider other options.
Maybe take up a hobby?
Yee...!
Hey, wander...
Bing's got another girlfriend he really likes.
That makes him hard to get.
Aren't you jealous? Please be jealous.
Don't you want to steal bing back, eh, eh?
Where are you?
Come on, sweetie.
Are you out there?
Ooh!
[ Hissing]
Ooh, this tree is gooey.
[ Rumble, crash]
[ Grumbling]
Muttering to myself... Enough is enough!
[ Phone ringing]
Norbert [ sobbing]: treeflower?
Bing: wanda?
Yes.... No! It's dag.
[ Norbert wailing]
[ Grunting and groaning]
I love you, grapadura.
[ Snoring]
Daggett: hey... Spoot-head!
Got you some chocolates!
Hey! Are you asleep?
[ Snoring]
This is nuts!
[ Echoing]: ooh... Yucky poo-poo.
Excuse me.
Ma voice: hey, pal, you hear who's winning the wrestling match?
Just point me to the stomach!
Ha!
Those candies ll win over in no time.
[ Unting]
[ Crash, daggett screams]
[ Bell dings]
[ El grapadura grunting and laughing]
Ring announcer: oh, what a thing!
It looks like it's all over for el senor loco
As el grapadura slams him to the mat
With his mighty thighs of wrath!
Que?
...and it looks like a partially swallowed beaver
Had come seeking el grapadura's help for a lovesick friend.
Hey, grapa, can you help me out
With my brother and bing? Come on!
[ Grunting]
Vamanos, muchacho.[ Laughs]
Yes, el grapadura always has time to wrestle with matters of the heart.
[ Drum b*ating]
Here's to manly aloneness!
Manly aloness for us.
Boy, it sure feels good to be done with girls.
Yep, we're off them for good.
Don'ne the for anything.
No, sir, not this reptile.
Wanda who? Wanda shmanda.
From now on, it's o solo bingo and his nly tribal dru
Out there in the big, wide world, just all alone.
Just rum-pa-pa-pum, me and my drum.
Yeah.
Daggett to the rescue.
Crisis over.
Problem sol-ved.
Yes, it is.
Come join in our manly aloneness.
Hey, el gradura, over here!
[ Unng]
[ Norbert reams]
Norbert:thisloose!
He's going by the fridge!
He's walking over the sink!
[ Laughing]
[ Crashing, snarling, yelling...]
Hasta la vista, senor castoredaggett.
And what a vista it is!
Bueno,grappy.
[ Laughing...]
Daggett: oh, the rocky road to true love.
Come on, you guys... Work it out.
[ Laughing]
Big hugs!
You help him, norb.
Excuse me, mr. Beaver person.
I'm looking for a certain lizard-type reptile named bing.
Not tall, but not short, sort of in the middle.
As in the middle as a lizard can be, that is.
In there, with his girlfriend, wink, wink.
Gi-gi-g-gi-girlfriend?
But I'm his girlfriend, wanda.
[ Shrieks]
You're wander?
I mean, wanda?
[ Crying]: bing's got another girlfriend?
No, no, no, no, not again.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, honey.
My mistake, okay?
Bing probably can't wait to see you!
Norbert:ow...!
[ Snarling]
Work it out!
[ Crashing, snarling, screaming...]
Ah...
Bueno.
[ Laughing]
[ Baby cryin] clanking pot...]
[ Baby frogs croaking]
[ Woman screams on tv]
[ Dramatic sci-fi music playing]
[ Screams]
[ Coughing]
[ Blows raspberry]
They'll never b*at
The newly resurrected crawling spleen
Now that it's got an opposable thumb anda kneecap.
Are they dumb or what?
Oh, I seen dum-ber.
No way.
Yes, way.
What's that on your chest?
Hey!
What's that on your chest?
[ Musical knock at door]
Who's at the door?
Hey!
Aca-ta-tually, that should be my heartthrobe
Treeflower, at the door. Ah...
Lovesick sigh.
So, don't do anything to embar-rass me.
[ Musical knock at door]
[ Musical knock at door]
Hmm...
Dad?
[ Loud knocking]
[ Gasps]
Ee... Dad!
You found me!
[ Giggling]
Hello, boys.
Don't leave your dad out there forever.
Good thing I kept myse by
Showing your friends all your naked baby pictur.
Wha...?!
[ Laughs]
Just kidding.
[ Sighs]
Let's party!
Say, what's that on dag's chest?
Hey!
Hey, ho, just kidding.
Very funny.
Good one, dad. Funny.
I'll show you funny.
It'd even be funnier
If you were yelling at the top of your lungs
Bouncing off the walls and spinning in circles
Until you're so dizzy, you think you can
Walk on the sky.
Uh-huh. I can do that. Watch!
[ Screaming...]
Not fuy.
Don't do tha
[ Crash]
Something wrong with that boy.
What the...!
He's sitting in my spot.
Ooh, he's sitting in your spot.
Am I sitng in your spot, huh?
Uh, no... It's okay.
Please, sit.
So... D, it's great to see you
But why the sudden visit?
Why, do I need an excuse to see my two boys?
Well...
Don't you ss me? Huh?
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, yeah, but...
So, just come here and scratch your old man's corns.
Huh? Huh?
Can't resist your dad, can you?
[ Chuckles weakl]
Uh, ooh, almost as good as your mama.
I love that woman, the way she rubs my feet
Anves my spare tire that little jiggle.
Don't need thear that.
Makes me want to pinch her and...
That's okay, dad.
I don't think we want to hear this!
Say, are you blushing?
No! No, not at all.
♪ Norby's embarrassed. ♪
Am not!
♪Orby'sembarras
Well, I'd be blushing
If I had a big chunk of jalapeno pepper
Hanging from my face.
Food on my face?
Where? Where, where? Where?
Just kidding!
[ Laughing]
It's hanging from hisose!
Come on,on... Press the poo spot.
[ Gasps]
[ S raspberry]
Oh, that, that's unfortunate.
That's spooky.
Sorry, son.
The poo spot moved!
[ Blows raspberry]
Oh, wow!
I wish I had me poo spot, papa.
[ Both laughing, blowing raberries]
[ No dialogue, music playing throughout...]
[ Screaming and yelling on tv...]
Now, this is entertainiment.
Are you kidding me?
No.
That's not
What a cwling spleen los like
What?
What? You saw
A real crawling spleen, dada?
Well, sure.
I was in the army.
We we on maneuvers in cntry
En, all of a sudden, this thing
Started chasing us.
But it wasn't crawling, it was hopping.
Trying to bite us right in the behooty.
Did it have a poo spot?
Norbert: there's no such thing.
Dad's just pulling your leg.
No, he's not!
Dag, it's a trick!
Dad's doing what I always do.
He'll get you all worked up and then scare you.
No, you're not, are you, dada?
Ohplease.
No. I'd never do that to my boy.
Hey!
[ Roars]
[ Shrieking]
Behooty, behooty!
[ Shrieking continues]
Dad: just kidding.
[ Power tools running, crashing...]
[ Hamming...
Dad!
What are you doing?
Just fixing up the old hostead a bit.
No dad wants h sons living in substaard accommodation, hmm?
Hmm... Guess they don't make them like they used to.
Well, I'll get back to this in a jiff.
How you doing, son?
Uh... Fine.
I'll be right with you.
Just got to oil that hinge on the fridge.
It's making me nertsy!
So, could you just
Hold this flashlig?
[ Mumbling]
And this central support beam for the dam.
[ Grunting]
Thanks, son. Be right back.
[ W boinging]
You don't have to hold that.
Dad's just fooling with you.
[ Muled]: yeah, somaybi like it.
[ Musical knock at door]
Treeflower? I forgot all about her!
Dad: I'll get it.
Oh, hello, mr. Beaver.
You found me.
Hey, you're a girl, ain't you?
I, I was just opping off an eight-track tape
I borrowed from norby.
Norby? Is this pretty little thing your girlfriend?
Well, i.
Ooh... [ Chuckles nervously]
Is she dag's girlfriend?
[ Screeching and mumbling]
What, are you kidding me?
Ooh, so you two aregoing out, norby.
Hey,hy don't you ask heout right now. Norby?
No...
Huh? Huh?
She know about your poo spot?
Everybody's got to have a poo spot.
Go on, show it to her.
Show it to her!
[ Screaming]
[ Gasping]
[ Screaming]
[ Scream echoing]
Uh, norby, you're, you're, you' busy now.
I should probably get going.
Treeflower...
What'd you do that for, boy? Huh, huh?
Wouldn't be surprised if she never talks to you again.
Oh, well.
I always knew dag was the real ladies' man in the family.
[ Screeching]
[ Sizzling...]
That was nuts!
Okay! That's it!
I can't take it anymore.
I'm calling mom!
Say hi for me.
Oh, no, you don't want to do that to your father, son.
Don't involve your mothe
Oh? And why not?
We, you see, I dn't want to tell y this but...
Yeah?[ Rumbling...]
Your mom took your little sister
To grandma's for the weekend
And, well, it was lonely in the dam
And I just didn't want to be by myself.
Just kidding, right?
'Fraid not. I miss that pretty littleoman.
The way she picks her toes.
Aw...
The cute way shenores.
The way she still flosses heteeth
With that same shoelace I gave her on our first date.
Ew...
Yeah, dad, we get the picture.
You miss her.
I do. I do.
But, I guess that's not your problem.
I guess I'llust go home to my own empty home.
Bye, boys.
Bye, dad
Wait! Stop!
You n't leave.
We love you.
Yeah. Even though your poo spot is kind of spooky.
No kding
Th: no kiddi!
Come on, big hug.
Hey, that's my l...
[ Both gagging]
You guys are theest!
So, wh you want to do firs x the low ceiling?
What low ceing?
[ Cracking]
[ All screaming]
[ Birds singing...]
Dad: this is better than I ever imagined.
The whole family back together again.
Come on, boys, push the poo spot.
No! No!
Come on.
[ Blowing raspberries, children laughing]
No, no! No...
Norbert: no... Oh... Oh...
Dad: again!
Norbert and daggett: no!
Norbert: we're t pushing it!
Daggett: humor him, he's getting old.
Pushing the poo spot.
And nickelodeon]
03x08 - Pass It On!/Stump's Family Reunion
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Revolves around the zany hijinks of Norbert and Daggett Beaver, two young beaver brothers who have moved out of their parents' home to become bachelors in the forest near the fictional Wayouttatown, Oregon.
Revolves around the zany hijinks of Norbert and Daggett Beaver, two young beaver brothers who have moved out of their parents' home to become bachelors in the forest near the fictional Wayouttatown, Oregon.