02x03 - All For One

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♪ [EERIE MUSIC]

[TYPING ON KEYS]

-Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?

♪ [DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪ WHERE IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?

♪ CARMEN SANDIEGO

♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?

♪ TELL ME WHERE IS CARMEN SANDIEGO? ♪

♪ CARMEN SANDIEGO

♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?

♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?

♪ OOOH

♪ SPHINX, MONA LISA...

♪ LEANING TOWER OF PISA...

♪ LONDON ZOO, TIMBUKTU

♪ CAN'T YOU HELP US FIND A CLUE ♪

♪ WHERE IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?

♪ CARMEN SANDIEGO

♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?

♪ WHERE ON EARTH CAN SHE BE?

-What's taking you?

-I need more power on the vacuum.

[STRAINING] Quit tangling the flow lines then!

-Oh!

-I can steal the gold off this roof

without you telling me what to do!

-Ugh!

-Whoaaa!

-Ugh!

-Ahhhh!

-Ow!

-Now look what you did!

[BOTH SCREAM]

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

-It's all your fault!

-It's all your fault! I didn't need you to--

-My fault? I didn't need you!

-Look!

-Carmen.

-So, two of my loyal staff

decided to pull a job on their own, hmm?

-Well, I would never have planned...

...such a disorganized crime.

[SIRENS APPROACH]

Now, get on or get caught.

[THEY ARGUE]

-Oh, stop it! I should leave you here for the police.

[YELLS IN BURMESE]

[YELLS IN BURMESE]

-Look! The front gate! We're gonna make it!

Scratch that... we're not gonna make it!

[THEY SCREAM]

-It's all your fault!

-We would have taken right off

if you weren't such a muscle bound--

-It's all your fault!

-I didn't need you! -I didn't need you to--

-That's because they didn't heed my cardinal rule, Player.

-Ah!

-I just don't get it.

-Why would Carmen's cohorts try to melt down

a twenty-five hundred year old Buddhist shrine?

-Ah, buddy. Hang ten on a brain wave.

-This three hundred twenty-six foot tower

is covered with gold.

-You're looking at about, oh... [MUMBLES]

Ninety million dollars worth of roof here!

-But Chief, it doesn't add up.

-Okay, I'll recheck my addition.

-Carmen would never try to steal something

just because it's worth a lot of money.

-Weeeell, in fact, eyewitnesses do say Carmen

didn't exactly show up until the robbery was botched

by Dara Riska and Al Loy, two of her

more hotheaded henchmen.

-Think they would have tried this job on their own?

-It's from Carmen!

-She's here!?

-Come on!

-Ivy, we'll never find her in this crowd.

Besides, these pictures must be some kind of clue.

Dr. Martin Luther King.

He was a great civil rights leader, back in the s.

"One day, little black boys and black girls

will be able to join hands with little white boys

and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!"

-And this one's of Mother Theresa.

CHIEF: A Roman Catholic nun in her eighties,

who has spent more than sixty-five years

helping the people in Calcutta, India.

-Look! Henry Kissinger!

-Hey! He was the American Secretary of State

under Presidents Nixon and Ford.

-I just don't get what Carmen's trying to tell us.

-Maybe the clue's in whatever these three have in common.

-Didn't each of them win the Nobel Prize?

-Hey, Alfred Nobel!

CHIEF: This guy made millions from his invention of...

dynamite!

-And he wanted it to be only used for peaceful purposes.

So, he became embittered when his expl*sives

wound up being used by, guess who? The m*llitary.

-Noooo!

-And he used the millions he made

to set up the Nobel Prizes,

giving them out to people

who did things that had the greatest

benefit to mankind.

-Ivy, the Nobel Prizes are awarded

in Stockholm, Sweden every year!

-I bet that's where Carmen is.

-Nah-hah. Not so fast, Zack. King, Kissinger,

and Mother Theresa all won the Peace Prize,

which is the only Nobel Prize given out

in another country ...

...Oslo, Norway.

-Then, Player C-Five us to Oslo.

Carmen's trail just went on-line big time!

-Wha!

-Okay, sleuthmeisters, you're on your way

through this doorway to Norway,

the original home of the Vikings.

-This country has some of the largest reindeer

herds in the world.

Hey, Santa Claus, the new models are in.

And almost everybody here

learns to ski as soon as they can walk.

-Whoa, what's that guy doin', Chief?

Norway's up in the Arctic Circle.

It can't have very good farm land.

-You said it! Lousy soil. Cold weather.

So, we never farmed much.

And we never, never wore these stupid hats!

Ow! Ow!

-Ow! Aye! Aye!

-But they did turn to the sea.

In fact, today Norway's fishing and shipping industry

is ranked among the world's finest.

And when they're not on the water, Norwegians

enjoy an international sport they invented...

-Ahhh!

-Oh, ski jumping!

[RINGTONE]

-Hot tip from Crime Net, kids.

Carmen just stole this

ancient Longboat from the Viking Ship Museum.

-Let's go!

[BLOWS HORN]

-Stroke! Stroke! Work together!

-Stroke! Stroke!

[EXERTION GRUNTS]

-Duuuuuck! -Oof!

[THROUGH MEGAPHONE] Stroke!

-Stroke!

-Raise the mainsail!

-Take the wheel, little bro.

It's now or never, little bro.

-Whoa! Ivy, we're hydroplaning!

-Hang on Zack!

-We're headed for those rocks!

-Whoaaaaaa!

-Chop down there!

[grunts]

-No! [grunts]

-Nice one, little bro.

[SIGH OF RELIEF] That was too close.

-No free rides this crime,

you'll have to work for this one.

-Unidentified floating object off the port bow!

-Object identified.

Special delivery clue from Carmen Sandiego.

[RINGING BELL]

-A ringing bell? What's Carmen up to now?

-Uh, Player, Info-Scan famous bells a sec.

-Okay.

-You got your Liberty Bell, symbol of America's

independence, housed in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

-Eh, next.

-You got your Alexander Graham Bell,

who invented the telephone.

-My first call! Hello?

-Sorry, wrong number.

[CRASH!]

-Zack, wait! Maybe we've got the wrong number, too.

This doll is wearing a Greek tunic.

-Translata-Scan. Translata-Scan.

-A tunic is a simple "slip-on" garment.

And back in ancient Greece, guys could wear

their sisters hand-me-downs because tunics

were worn by both women and men.

-Well, wait a minute! Rewind, Chief.

Cross reference ancient Greece with rings.

-Why rings, Zack?

-The bell rang five times, Ivy.

So, the clue could be five rings.

-The same number that make up the modern Olympic symbol.

-And the first known Olympic games were played

over twenty-five hundred years ago!

-In Ancient Greece by guys wearing tunics.

-Player, background scan the Olympics

for what Carmen might be after.

-Ivy, 'ya think maybe Carmen's gonna

break into this year's Olympics and make off

with the gold medal?

-Nah. The games don't start for four more weeks.

Better keep scanning.

-Let the games begin!

And check this out!

-The opening ceremony is still the same

as it was at the first Olympics.

A torch is lit with a fire started by the sun's rays.

Then a runner starts a relay to the country

hosting that year's games.

-And if there's no land to run on,

the torch is sometimes carried in airplanes...

or onboard ships.

-All to get it to the opening ceremony.

-Where it's eternal flame symbolizes peace,

and the struggle all mankind must endure

to uphold unity and togetherness

-How long will it take the torch to go from Olympia Valley

to the stadium this year?

-Uhh... Four weeks.

-The games are in exactly four weeks!

That means the torch gets lit today!

Then Player, C-Five us to Olympia, Greece.

And vbbreak any Olympic records you have to on the way.

-And they're off! Running neck and neck from Oslo, Norway

to the country of Greece!

-Ah, Greece!

Home of spectacular Greek architecture,

like the Acropolis.

And Greek drama, with some of the first plays

ever written down.

Many about Greek myths and legends,

starring Zeus and other famous Greek Gods!

Zack, they're lighting the Olympic Torch!

[APPLAUSE & CHEERS]

-And here comes the first runner.

-Huh!?

-Hey, isn't the first runner supposed to carry the torch

all the way out of Olympia Valley?

-Come on.

[EXERTION GRUNTS]

-He's behind that bush!

-Whoaaaaaa! [SCREAM]

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

Ivyyyyy!

-Ohhhhh!

-Whoaaaaa!

[IMPACT GRUNT] Ow!

-You okay?

-Uh, sure. The ground broke my fall.

[RINGTONE]

-If it's bad news, I don't want to hear it.

-Don't mind him. Go ahead, Chief.

-This just in from Crime Net.

-Carmen's henchman just stole a U.S. Marines,

Special Forces Obstacle Course.

-And Carmen herself took the famous

Hammurabi's Code.

-Whoa! That's the oldest set of written laws

ever found, huh, Chief?

-What good is a set of laws to a lawbreaker like Carmen?

-Wait a minute!

Chief, Info-Scan the Shwe Dagon Pagoda

and all the stolen items at once.

-What are you up to, little bro?

-The eyewitnesses said Carmen had to bail out

Dara Riska and Al Loy when they blew the robbery

at the Shwe Dagon Pagoda, right?

-Then the next time they show up,

Carmen's making them work out together in

that Viking Longboat.

-Which takes mucho teamwork!

Just like this obstacle course.

-But if Carmen's trying to get her team to work together,

how does Hammurabi's Code fit in?

-It's a reminder of how peopl have always followed laws

to get along together.

And Carmen's word is her henchman's law!

-Zack, what do you want to bet she's prepping her team

for a head-to-head rematch with the Shwe Dagon Pagoda

and she's using the Olympic torch as the starting signal.

-That's a bet I know you'd win.

Player, C-Five us back to Yangon!

-There's a famous saying that goes,

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link."

And I don't want any weak links in my chain tonight.

-V.I.L.E. team members work together, how I tell you,

when I tell you.

-You're the weak link in this chain.

-Hey, I'll outdo you any day, Dara.

-Now, let's go steal this landmark

the way it should be stolen!

-Gooooo V.I.L.E.!

-We'll never get past Carmen's guys.

-We will if you're willing to get wet.

-The perfect Trojan water truck, hey, Ivy?

-Team Leader, report!

-Team in position.

Commence access!

-Lower hydraulic lifts.

[GRUNTS]

-Lifts inserted.

-Attach hoses, go!

All units, commence pumping!

Stroke! Stroke!

-I'll show her who's the weak link here.

My side's almost done, Dara.

-You're big, but I'm better! And faster!

-It's time to nail Carmen.

-Whoaaaa! Look out!

-We're getting sucked out!

[SPUTTERING]

-I can't reach it! We gotta do it together, little bro.

-Ready...

-Eeee-yiiiii!

[GRUNTS] Nice move, Sis.

-Yeah. You too, little bro.

-Al, why are you going so fast?

You broke the rhythm!

-It's Dara. She's too slow.

-Me? It's him, Carmen!

-Enough of your bickering.

Just get it together.

-Stroke! Stroke!

-Excuse me! Ee-yiiiiii!

-WHAA!

-Ivy, look!

The Pagoda roofs starting to break away!

-And when it does...

...Carmen will inflate this balloon and carry it off.

You've gotta stall her until I can loosen this collar.

-Pump three! What's going on over there?

Your side's too low!

-No. Uh, your side's too high.

-What's going on? Why aren't you working as a team?

-Uh, Carmen, it's, uh, Tim and Dara.

-Those guys are total geekwads!

-What? Who is that?

-Uh, I can't hear you. [IMITATING STATIC ON LINE]

Uhm, uh, too much static.

-Hey, you!

[GASPS] Hang on, Zack!

-Whoaaaa!

-Nooo!

-I got 'em covered, Ivy. Go find Carmen!

Happy New Year everybody.

Here's for all those misdeeds!

-Hiding in the shadows, Carmen?

-I understand.

-That's how I always feel when my team loses.

-And you'd know about that, Ivy.

-Don't be a sore loser.

Zack and I just make a better team than your g*ons.

[SIRENS APPROACH]

-I'd love to stay here on the sidelines and chat, Ivy.

But this game just went into overtime!

[GASP]

Huh? [FRUSTRATED GROWL]

[PANTING]

-She got away, little bro.

-Yeah. Well, at least our teamwork's putting

Dara Riska, Al Loy and Tim Burr away for good.

-Uh, Ivy? How are we supposed to get this thing

back to Norway?

-Stroke!

-Whaaa!

[LAUGHTER]

-Ow! A wise-guy, eh? Hey!

[LAUGHING & PLAYING]

-I guess all work and no play wasn't

the right game plan for me after all.

Well, next time, detectives. Next time.

-It wasn't the Olympics, Player.

And I don't have to wait two years to win my next gold.

♪♪