01x04 - Reign Storm; Toddler Terrors of Time Travel

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3". Aired: September 8 – December 1, 1990.*
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Based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3; revolves around the four characters' efforts to prevent the att*cks made by King Koopa and the Koopalings to take over Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom
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01x04 - Reign Storm; Toddler Terrors of Time Travel

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It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

I really shouldn't go to the

Real World, Mario!

I have a Kingdom to run!

Doctor's orders, Princess!

You're over-worked! Overtired!

Yeah, over-due for a vacation!

Right! Luigi and I can run the

Kingdom while you're gone!

Well, ahh!

Ohh!

Hey! Let's got the islands.

Hawaii here we come!

Let's party!

Toad! We're only going for a

couple of days!

Maybe we shouldn't go at all...

Oh, ptooies! You're going, and

that's final!

Promise me, you'll call for me

if you have any...

Trouble...!!!!!!!

Trouble!?

Not with us in charge!

How hard can it be to run a

Kingdom anyway?

Very hard, you little Pip

Squeak!

With the Princess away, the

Koopas will play!

And destroy! And ruin!

Hey, Bad King Dad!

My twisted genius brain just had

an idea!

I trust it's disgusting and

devious.

Even worse!

What if I built a Robot princess

to take over

the Kingdom while the Real

Princess is gone?

A perfect idea, Kooky, My Boy!

I'm so glad I thought of it!

Kick back, Princess!

Catch some Z's and UV's. We're

in Paradise!

I can't stop worrying about my

Kingdom!

Mario and Luigi can handle it!

Last one in is a rotten Koopa!

Come on, Princess! This is

awesome!

The Doctor did say I need to

relax...

Check this out, Princess!

Whooahhh! Watch out!

Ugh Oof!

You okay? That was a gnarly

spill!

I'm okay. Thank you!

My name's Cutter, looks like you

could use some lessons.

Are you babysitting that weird

little kid in the funny sun hat?

Not really.

Then come on. Waves are wasting!

And he thinks I look weird?!

Well, maybe he'll take her mind

off her dumb worries

that her Kingdom will fall

apart.

As your temporary rulers,

we are proud to dedicate this

new dam...

Hey, Luigi! This is my speech!

Well then tell 'em their village

will never be flooded again!

This'll make those Plumbers

really popular!

As I was about to say, your

village will never be flooded

again!

Oh, Mario!. Run!

Look at all these complaint

letters!

"The stairway to Skyland...

keeps flying off and dropping

people in the garbage dump! "

"The new Mushroom Shopping Mall

is haunted with Boo Diddlies"!

There's more trouble in the

Mushroom Kingdom than we can

handle, Mario!

We've got to ask the Princess to

come home.

But the Princess needs her rest.

You heard what the Doctor said!

Face it, we're Plumber-heroes,

not Princes!

Bring back the Princess!

Bring back the Princess!

I'll send her a Warp-o-gram

message to get back here pronto!

Here! I already wrote it!

Warp-O-Gram Message to Princess

Toadstool intercepted as

ordered,

Your Royal Rottenness!

Buurrrp!

My plan is working like a charm!

When is the Robot Princess gonna

be ready?!

Hold your Goombas, Bad King Dad!

You can't rush genius.

I need the Robot Princess now,

Kooky!

Or I'm sending you to your

dungeon and cutting your

allowance!

Robot ready for evil, King Dad!

No one in the Mushroom Kingdom

will even suspect

the Real Princess is still in

the Real World!

♪[rock music] ♪

♪[rock music] ♪

Great, huh?!

You can really get away from it

all up here!.

I'm not sure I ever want to go

home.

Mario! Luigi! I'm back!

And not a moment too soon,

Princess!

Where's Toad?

He's having such a great time I

let him stay another week.

Everybody in your Kingdom can't

wait for you to rule them again!

And I can't wait to start!

Those dumb Plumbers fell for our

phoney Robot! Ha ha!

It won't be long and the

Mushroom Kingdom will be mine!

our robot princess let's me take

over the Mushroom Kingdom!

My job is to keep the Real

Princess Toadstool in Real

Hawaii.

You told me six times, Bossy

Dad.

Here, I'll put on your Hawaiian

disguise ...

Now you'll blend in with all the

other tourists. Aloha, Kooky!

Aloha, Pop!

It's terrible, Mario!

AH! I don't think I can look at

it again!

The Princess ordered the new

highway to be built out of

quicksand!

And every Fire Flower in the

Kingdom to be extinguished.

I've never seen her-act so

strange.

Maybe she needed a longer

vacation.

Maybe it's time we had an old

fashioned Plumber-to-Princess

talk!

Welcome, King Koopa!

I'm so glad you could come!

Good afternoon, Princess.

So nice of you to invite me for

tea.

Tea!? with Koopa!?

Princess!

How can you be so nice to Bowser

Koopa?

Why shouldn't I be nice?

After all, I'm turning my

Kingdom over to him.

And you two are fired.

You have exactly one hour to get

out of King Koopa's Mushroom

Kingdom.

Make it fifteen minutes,

plumb-scum!

Whooa!

Umph!

Luigi!

Do you get the feeling Princess

Toadstool isn't exactly herself

lately?

Yeah.

I wonder what happened to the

Princess we know and love?

Whee!

You're getting so good you could

enter next week's Surfing

Contest.

Oh why not? Come on...

I'll tell Toad we're going to

stay a couple more weeks.

Daddy, why does that little boy

have an umbrella on his head?

Eat pineapple, kid.

And why is that other guy

sneaking through those bushes?

He's probably some Rock Star

hiding from his fans.

Rock Star!? Where?

Great news, Toad! I've decided

to spend another week here in

Hawaii!

That's no Rock Star, that's

Kooky Von Koopa!

What?! Kooky!?

If Kooky's here by himself the

rest of the Koopas must be up to

something!

Why didn't Mario and Luigi let

us know?

Oh! I better get home.

My subjects may need me.

Your subjects?

I'm a Princess.

Sure you are.

She's not kidding, cutter.

She really is a Princess -

of the Mushroom Kingdom!

And it's time I start

acting like it.

Where's the nearest drainpipe?

Over there!

Princess! Drainpipe!

Mushroom Kingdom!

Would someone like please tell

me like what's going on here?

Oh Cutter...

thanks for the most fun I've

ever had in my life!

Someday, I hope I

can make you feel

as welcome in my world as

you made me feel in yours.

In the meantime, kiddo,

we'd appreciate it if you kept

all this secret!

No problem!

Like no way I'm gonna risk

mentioning this to anyone!

The Mushroom Kingdom is about to

crown a new ruler...

It is with great pleasure that I

turn the crown of the

Mushroom Kingdom over

to the great...

Make that "magnificent".

...over to the magnificent

King Koopa!

Yeaaa! Bad King Dad! Yea!

Tell me, Luigi, if the Princess

had a vacation in Hawaii,

why doesn't she have a suntan?

By the power vested in me as

Princess of the Mushroom

Kingdom.

Hurry, Toad!

I hereby name you "Ruler Of All

The Mushroom Kingdom"!

♪[rock music] ♪

Dad! I came to warn you the Real

Princess is coming back!

You're a little late, Kooky!

Robot Princess!

It was all your dumb idea

and if I wasn't such a nice

father I would never have let

you try it!

Rad surfin', Princess!

Toad's right.

Looks like your Hawaiian

vacation really came in handy.

Yeah!

Now Bad Old Koopa's the one

who's gonna need a rest!

Welcome home, Princess!

Welcome home!

Oh my aching head!. Ohhhh...

It seems you get these headaches

every time you get clobbered by

the Mario Brothers.

I coulda taken over The Mushroom

Kingdom years ago ....

if only those two nincompoop

plumbers hadn't fallen down that

Warp Zone pipe in Brooklyn!

Maybe we can go back and change

history, King-Dad.

All we need is a little Time

Travel!

I gotta be careful.

This is the only Time Travel

Tube I've got!

I don't see how that silly

little tube is going to get us

back to Brooklyn and keep the

Mario Brothers from ever

leaving.

I know what I'm doing.

It's a good thing I planted

myself here!

Wait'll Mario and Luigi hear

this!

Hey, we can't all fit in there!

Sure we can!

Mario's always getting us into

tight spots.

I must be getting tired,

this crate is ten times as heavy

as it was before!

Where should I put these

supplies, your Ultimate

Evilness?

Toss 'em over there!

Did you hear something?

Nope. Just your imagination.

It's working!

I'll take us back to that

Brooklyn drain just before

noon when the Mario Brothers

warped into The Mushroom

Kingdom!

You're a slowpoke, Kooky.

But King Dad!

It'll blow if you give it more

juice!

Whoah!

We're going out of control!

Noaa -Argh.

Ooh... Umph!

Stowaways! I'll fix you!

Forget them. Help me!

We're going too far back in

time!

Hit the brakes!

Hey, Mario! oh!

Don't be a baby, Luigi!

But I am a baby.

Those lunkheaded reptiles

turned us into Toddlers!

Huh, maybe I can get us

back on course.

Are we heading back to the right

year Kooky? Yeoow!

How come we're still babies?!

The crash must have messed up

the Time Tube.

We don't have much time

to get to that

apartment where

we fell down the drain!

As small as we are,

we'll have to find a shortcut!

After those diapered dodos!

♪[rock music] ♪

♪[rock music] ♪

♪[rock music] ♪

Now we've got those little

squirt plumbers cornered!

This is our chance. Let's scoot!

I love cute babies. Koochie

koochie coo!

Oh! The Mario Babies got away.

Now what do we do?

It's time to stop

kiddin' around!

I think this might work,

King Dad!

It better.

The only way we can b*at those

Marios is by getting grown-up

again.

Aw right! King Dad - you're back

to your abnormal self!

Now. for the next part of my

disgusting plan! Ha ha.

This is the place we fell in the

Warp Zone drain and went to the

Mushroom Kingdom!

The lady who lives here is a

little daffy.

Let me do the talking.

Who's that knocking on my knee?

Oh goodness gracious!

Someone's abandoned three babies

on my doorstep!

We're not abandoned, we're

plumbers.

You called for us, remember?

Please! Plumbing is too

dangerous for babies!

I'll put you down for a nice

nap!

Wonderful! Here come the Real

Plumbers!

"Koopa and Kid --Costume

Plumbers".

If they think we're in costume,

King Dad,

they'll never guess we're not

from the Real World.

I TOLD ya I'm a genius.

Costume Plumbers at your

service, Ma'am.

"We make plumbing a party"!

Oh, Boy! If the Koopas mess with

that drain,

we'll never get back to our

grownup selves and save the

Mushroom Kingdom!

Please fix my drain as quickly

as possible, Costume Plumbers.

I must bathe for my party

tonight!

Leave it to us. We'll fix

everything!

We can't let Koopa get away with

this.

But what can we do?

I-I've got a way to cut Koopa

down to size.

Yeh yeh these pipes are more

tangled than a bowl of cheap

spaghetti!

Here's the bathtub drain pipe!

Let's open 'er up!

Come on, ya half-pints need some

baby power!

Whoah! Umph!

Now what do we do?

We're gonna sneak up behind 'em.

and back-flush 'em!

Get some more stuff to plug this

drain!

We'll make sure those shrimpy

Mario Babies never warp through

this pipe.

Urn! How you doing in there,

Costume Plumbers?

Aw, shut your trap!

Gracious! How rude! I thought

you made plumbing a party!

We do, Lady.

This is a fun game called "Stuff

Your Furniture Down The Drain"!

Okay. Time to stop playin'

pattycake! Turn on the water!

Hey, now we'll really put the

pressure on those phoney Koopa

plumbers!

Kooky! Help me! Our clog is

un-clogging!

What are they doing to my

house!?!

I better get help!

Oh! So that's our problem!

The Koopas cut off the water!

Well, what do we have here?

Some bratty Brooklyn Bambinos!

Quick! Crawl after me!

Hey, oh what do you

think you're doing!

Sealing your fate!

Now The Super Mario Brothers

will never get to the Mushroom

Kingdom!

Help! Let us out!

Yoow! Whew! Am I drained!

with The Mario Brothers

permanently stuck in Brooklyn as

permanent babies,

I can finally capture the

Princess and enslave her people!

My Time-Travel thing is workin'

great!

If I can just focus this Time

Tube beam on the basement

window.

Hey, I'm a full-sized hunk

again! What happened?!

Beats me. But we only got

seconds to unplug that drain!

Hey this just about does it.

And here's the hairy clog that

started it all.

Finally! Real Plumbers! Why

don't you stay for my party?!

Thanks, but we've got a date

with a Princess!

If you know what's good for you,

you'll sign over your

Kingdom now!

Better do what King Dad

says, Princess.

The Super Mario Brothers are

stuck in the past.

Don't count on it, Koopas!

We unclogged the past!

And now we're gonna clog you out

of the Mushroom Kingdom!

Hairball!

Drats!

This is even worse than the

first time the Mario Brothers

got here!

Time to Koopa out! Kooky!

Good going guys.

That'll teach Koopa. Never mess

with history.

...or with us!

Yea.

Maybe next time old Koopa will

pick on someone his own size!
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