Whoa!
What happened here?
Not sure.
I know the Dusty Tush Grill
was thinking about
adding a side salad
to their menu,
and there was talk
of a revolt.
I guess it went down.
It had nothing to do
with vile veggies.
What you are looking at
is the aftermath
of a cattle stampede
that blew through town.
It was a swirling storm
of hoofs and horns.
Sky rained milk that day.
I didn't know Dusty Tush
had a sheriff.
Don't get this way much.
I'm stationed
in Twin Cheeks.
Seriously, is this entire
region founded by
eight-year-old boys?
Also, I'm not your
run-of-the-mill
rigid sheriff.
Think of me as your buddy.
Linda Lawless, maker of
award-winning banana bread.
Great! So, Linda...
Sheriff Lawless.
I might be your buddy,
but let's put some
respect on it.
I'm here because the cattle
that did all this
were released on purpose.
By a troublemaker known
for causing a lot of damage
around these parts,
and I won't rest
until I bring her
to justice.
[both] Winnie?
Is that what her ears
really look like?
[all] ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
What do we do?
We'll play it cool.
Does that mean I should
get my dark sunglasses?
Okay, I'll play it cool.
I have never seen
this person in my life.
Lou, that's Winnie.
She's one
of your campers,
lives in Mustang cabin.
Is any of this
ringing a bell?
[laughs]
Okay, Jake.
Maybe now would be
a good time
to go on that
jog around town
you were talking
about wanting to do.
I don't remember
wanting to do that.
This is why I need
a day planner.
Something about that boy
just ain't right.
Okay fine.
Winnie is one
of my campers.
I know she could be a lot,
but she isn't
a criminal.
Why do you think
it was her?
Well, she has a reputation
for destruction.
And there was a hole
cut in the corral fence
so the cattle could escape.
Doesn't prove
it was Winnie.
I also found
this hoodie
at the crime scene.
Is that "Winnie Webber"
written on the tag?
Mmm-hmm.
Curse my clothes
labeling policy.
Listen, I'll give you an hour
to bring Webber in.
After that,
I'm coming for her.
And a word of warning,
people who
harbor fugitives
don't get any of my
famous banana bread.
Well, they do.
But without
chocolate chips,
because actions
have consequences.
[Noah] Hey, Parker.
Would you like to join
the Noah Lambert
before I'm too busy
being famous
and appearing at the occasional
celebrity golf tournament?
Dino Camp Diaries: Part One
is k*lling it in theaters.
He just got offered
two new movies.
What?
That's awesome.
No auditions
required,
which is lucky 'cause
that's where he loses
most of his jobs.
She's not wrong.
You're gonna be
in two movies?
I can't wait to call home
and tell my parents.
They'd love hearing
about your successes.
It really pulls focus
from my failures.
The only thing is,
both films sh**t
at the same time,
so I can only pick one.
But I can't decide.
So could you guys
read them
and tell me
which one you like?
-Of course.
-Are you kidding?
Great! I would love
to get the advice
of my girlfriend
and my best friend.
[both] Stop playing
with puppets.
I meant
about the scripts.
Here you go, Winnie.
I made summer camp
year books for everyone.
There's a bunch of pictures
of you in there.
Cool!
Wait, why am I asleep in
all of them?
It was the only time
you weren't
holding expl*sives.
Bill, here's your
yearbook.
Check it out.
There's a superlatives page.
What are superlatives?
They're those
awards we voted on,
Parker got Most Dancy,
Ken got Most Boast,
and Lou got
Most Likely to Succeed...
At Befriending a Cow.
That last one's
kind of a mislead.
Did you get one?
Most Humble, which is why
it's hard for me
to say how much
I truly deserved it.
I got "Most Changed"?
This is terrible.
You think that's terrible?
I look like a sweet,
little unarmed angel.
I disgust me.
So, did you read
both my movie scripts?
Oh, yeah.
They were so good.
Totally, I couldn't
put them down.
Seriously. I neglected a lot
of my work today.
Well, I can
only pick one.
So, what movie do you both think
I should do?
-Essence of Edgar.
-Planet Skull!
Planet Skull?
You want Noah
to star in that
mindless big budget
alien trash?
At least it's not
a lame art house
wanna be like
Essence of Edgar.
What's that even mean?
No one in the movie
is named Edgar.
We're all Edgar.
Sorry they didn't spoon feed you
the metaphor.
Mama doesn't
like metaphors.
Mama likes action!
I'm Mama.
Clearly, you both
feel very strongly
about the scripts
you like,
and I want to give
you an answer.
But I'm also
a people pleaser so...
[chuckles nervously]
Winnie, you are
in so much trouble.
Why?
I swear
I didn't want to
throw these
water balloons.
I just wanted to hold them
for a bit.
No, I mean this.
No way!
Are my ears really
that uneven?
Winnie, the Sheriff
says that
you released a herd of cattle
that destroyed Main Street.
She even found your hoodie
at the scene.
I did lose my hoodie
a couple days ago,
but I never went
near any cattle.
Between you and me,
I find udders off-putting.
If you really had
nothing to do with this,
then why are you
on this wanted poster?
No clue.
But can I keep this
for my scrapbook?
Winnie, this is serious.
I know, and I know
I've caused you
a lot of trouble
over the summer,
but I swear
I'm innocent.
I've learned a lot
about you, Winnie.
You might be
mischievous,
but you're honest.
I'll do my best
to find out
who really did this.
Great!
And while you're at it,
could you get someone
to take another pass
at this poster?
I look like
an asymmetrical wood nymph.
Thanks for signing
my yearbook, Miss O'Veal.
We've had some good times this
summer, didn't we, old friend?
[cow mooing]
Why do you keep
bringing that up?
I'm over it.
Destiny, there's been
a mistake with
my superlative.
"Most Changed"? Me?
That makes less
sense than...
You're getting a cow to sign
your yearbook.
Your superlative
wasn't a mistake,
But I haven't changed
at all this summer.
Sure you have.
You're wearing sneakers
instead of cowboy boots,
and I haven't seen you eat beans
for lunch all week.
That's only because
I learned boots can cause
lower back pain and legumes
are bad for digestion.
Wait, what am I saying?
Bill, it's okay.
Relax.
Relax?
That's how
I ended up in this
arch supported,
beanless mess
in the first place.
Bill, wait,
where are you going?
Don't you want
Shaquille O'Veal
to sign your yearbook?
Yep, he was right.
This is weird.
Oh! Sir Ecclesby.
I thought you left
on the last steam ship
to the Americas.
What brings you
to my humble abode?
Uh, I live here, man.
You reside
in the country?
During the season?
Oh, it is to laugh.
[laughs mockingly]
Oh...That's right.
Ecclesby is one of the
many characters not named
Edgar in Essence of Edgar.
Yes, someone finally willing to
do scene work with me!
I leapt from the steam ship
and swam back to shore
once I realized the diamonds
in my luggage
were counterfeit.
And you believe that
to be me?
How dare you
accuse someone
with such a short coat
and a long vest?
I know you switched them
and absconded
with my family fortune.
Prepare to
defend yourself!
I'm supposed to have a sword
for this part of the scene.
-That's a pool noodle.
-Oh, thanks. [chuckles]
En garde!
What are you guys
doing in here?
Although I guess
I should be happy
it's not puppets.
This man is a fraud,
and I challenged him
to a duel!
You tell
false truths, Ecclesby.
That is why your wife
ran away with the butler.
Hey, too soon.
Wait, are you guys acting out
that boring script
that Parker likes?
Actually, it's not
boring at all.
After doing the scene,
I think I might want
to do this movie.
I am Ecclesby!
No!
You should know that
in slaying me,
you've also slain
your own brother.
[coughs]
[coughs] This script
is trash.
How are you not
on the verge of tears?
Noah's performance
was sublime.
[yelps]
Ashes to ashes...
Edgar to Edgar.
Okay, maybe
he's milking it.
Hey, get back in there.
You're supposed
to be hiding.
I wouldn't have to
if you'd just get on
that invisibility suit
you keep promising
to make.
You're right.
That's on me.
Sheriff's coming!
Hide!
Ah! The unwittingly helpful
young man from earlier.
Tell me, where's Winnie?
Uh, that can be a tough question
to answer
if you believe
in the multiverse.
Mustang cabin, isn't that where
you said Winnie lives?
Curse Lou and her
cabin labeling policy.
No one's here.
I guess we can...
[door creaking]
Ha! I got you now.
Hello, I'm Destiny Baker.
Rodeo queen camp counselor
and not Winnie.
Tiaras, glitter,
the environment.
I'm competitive.
This is unbelievable!
Rodeo queen
Destiny Baker?
I'm a huge fan.
I really
rooted for you
because of your beauty pageant
background.
Any chance you
do one of your
classic routines?
You mean twirl
the shiny stick thingy?
Of course I can
or my name isn't
Destiny Middlename Baker.
But you don't know how to twirl
the shiny stick thingy.
How hard can it be?
Twirl a stick, poke a dead
rabbit with a stick.
What is the difference?
How about
a little of this?
Or a little of that?
And now for the big finish...
[thuds]
Ta-da?
This is my fault.
I put people on pedestals.
Oh!
Hey, it's Cowboy Bill.
Look at you, just sitting there,
all stuck in your ways.
I'm no cowboy.
Check out all these
pictures of me in here
doing non-cowboy things.
Me baking a cake,
me doing yoga and me...
I can barely say it.
Skipping!
Oh, look, here's one of you
riding a horse.
That's a cowboy thing.
You see that blanket
under the saddle?
I crocheted that.
You did?
It's really pretty.
[gasps]
I mean, some of the needlework
is a little sloppy.
No, it's not. It's perfect
and you know it.
I even wrote about it
in my diary.
Yes, I have
a diary now.
Okay. Since you're doing
Essence of Edgar,
let's work on your
Best Actor acceptance speech.
Should we start by thanking me
or end with it?
You know what?
Let's just hit it twice.
Yeah, that feels right.
[creature growling]
Wait, did you hear
that noise?
It's probably just
some siding coming loose.
This place is basically held
together with melted cheese.
I just saw something
go by the window
and it did not
look human.
Okay, maybe it's just Caleb
from Mongoose Cabin.
I mean, puberty has hit
that boy hard.
It wasn't Caleb.
It was...
[thudding]
Whatever is up on the roof
right now.
Okay, now I'm scared.
What do we do?
We have to make
a break for it.
To warn the campers?
Don't be a fool.
They're done for!
[screaming]
I'm taking you to
Planet Skull!
Planet Skull
is a real place?
The Canadian school system
has failed me.
Hey, guys.
Megan, what are
you doing?
Showing you
how fun this move is.
And also tapping
into my dark side.
I saw my life flash
before my eyes.
Most of it took place
in dope track suits
and sick shoes.
I'm way too cool to leave this
world so soon.
I've got to say,
after seeing this,
I think I might want
to do this movie.
But you said you wanted
to do my movie.
Well, now he's
doing my movie!
Noah, tell him.
Stop making me choose
between my best friend
and my girlfriend.
You know what?
I'm not doing
either movie.
Is this safe
to walk through?
I hope so.
I feel terrible.
Me too.
Times like these make you
realize that
we all have a little
Essence of Edgar in us.
Do they, though?
No idea. Honestly,
that script is way
over my head.
Hey, Jake.
Where's Winnie?
We had a close call
with the Sheriff yesterday,
so now we made sure
that no one can find her.
Is she the -year-old girl
in the chair with
the mustache and monocle?
Dang it! This is why
I wanted her to wear
two monocles.
[gasps] Lou, you're back.
Please tell me you found
something about
who actually cut the fence and
released the stampede.
I looked all over
the corral for clues,
but I couldn't find anything.
I'll just had to plead
your case with the Sheriff
and hope for the best.
Can't hide out
like this forever.
People will start
to wonder why
an old timey oil baron
goes to camp.
Did you say someone cut through
a fence to release the cattle?
Yeah.
Someone who used wire cutters
instead of a blowtorch.
Because the real culprit
lacks my panache.
Then I think I know who caused
the stampede.
Me.
You?
Here, you need this
more than I do.
Okay.
Explain why you committed
the Dusty Tush
crime of the century,
and why you did it
without me.
I didn't even know
I was committing a crime.
I was just out
on a hike
and I found a deer
stuck in the fence.
You went
on a hike alone?
Well, I thought I was hiking
with a friend
who did make
an invisibility suit,
but turned out
he wasn't invisible.
He just wasn't there.
Let's get back
to the deer.
I cut a hole in the fence
to free him.
The real crime
is he didn't say thank you.
Wait, then how did
the Sheriff find my
hoodie there.
I borrowed it,
remember?
It was unseasonably cold.
And you know how I get chilly
in the morning.
And then you
left it there?
You know how I get hot
in the afternoon.
Oh man, I'm in
so much trouble.
I've never been
in trouble like this.
Don't worry.
I have.
These are go bags
I stashed for a situation
just like this.
I always knew
this day would come.
Why do you
have two?
The question you should
be asking yourself is,
"How fast can I
learn Portuguese?"
Come on.
Was that the Sheriff?
Yeah, but I don't think
she saw me.
[Sheriff Lawless] Wild Winnie
Webber, I know you're in there.
Yeah. I'm starting
to think she saw you.
Hey, Bill.
Whatcha doin'?
Giving up. I guess I am
a changed man after all.
The shadow
of my former self.
Bill, can I just ask,
why are you so afraid
of changing?
Well, I came
to Kikiwaka Ranch
to become
a better cowboy.
Being voted "Most Changed"
makes me feel like
I'm even less
of a cowboy
than I was at the start
of summer.
You're the best cowboy
I know, Bill.
And you may have
branched out lately,
but deep down,
you're still the same you.
-I am?
-Yeah.
Who else could
hogtie Jake
so he doesn't
scratch his scabs?
He leaves me no choice.
He keeps taking off the cone.
The point is,
you've grown,
and that's what camp
is all about.
I guess you're right.
Thanks, Destiny,
you're a great counselor.
I know.
I've grown into someone
who can solve
a camper's problem
with one hand
tied behind my back.
Oh, you gave yourself
"Most Humble",
didn't you?
Yes, I did do that.
Hey, Noah.
Um, we're really sorry
about yesterday.
By making you feel like you were
choosing between us,
we've put you
in an impossible situation.
Thanks.
I appreciate
both of your passion,
but it's been a little much.
Yeah, we were both being
a couple of real Edgars.
I think. That movie
has so many layers.
We were just so excited
for the next step
in your career.
But whatever movie
you want to do
is fine with us.
I'm actually
not doing either one.
Good. Your next movie
should be all about you.
Essence of Noah.
Nope, never mind.
That's the name
of your future cologne.
No, I just got a call
from the producers
of Dino Camp Diaries:
Part One
and I'm contractually obligated
to do the sequel,
which sh**t at the same time
as those other movies.
Wait, wasn't your
character eaten by a dinosaur
in the last one?
Yep, this time I'll be playing
the twin brother of my
shift character
who shows up to exact revenge
on the dinosaur who ate me.
Wow, that sounds so much worse
than the movies we liked.
Oh yeah, totally.
This is absolutely
worst case scenario.
[Sheriff Lawless] Come on,
Winnie. Let's get this over
with quickly.
I just put some banana bread
in the oven,
which was admittedly
bad timing on my part.
That's it.
I have to confess.
No way.
I can't let you do that.
Well, I'm guilty,
and I'll never
learn Portuguese.
You know how I struggle
with the Western
romance languages.
Jake, I'm taking the blame
for you, okay?
I'm already
a known troublemaker,
and your rep
is totally clean.
I'm not letting you
ruin your life.
You're too good a friend.
Just promise to take care
of my weapons.
Thanks, Winnie,
but I'm turning myself in,
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
Okay, maybe that.
Sorry, but this is
for your own good.
Winnie, no!
There you are.
Look, Winnie didn't do this
and we can prove it.
We just need
more time and proof.
Actually, Lou,
I did do it.
What are you
talking about?
I guess I'm just
a problem child
who wants to see
the world burn.
And who leaves a trail
of distinctive outerwear
in her wake.
I don't believe you.
I know you too well.
And you weren't lying when you
said you didn't do it earlier.
Something else
is going on here.
[Jake] Stop!
I did it.
There it is.
Winnie's innocent.
No, I'm not.
I'm Wild Winnie Webber.
I'm an incorrigible scamp with a
heart of darkness.
It's all my fault
the cattle got out.
I destroyed the fence
and this.
I'm on a crime spree.
Jake, you cut
the fence? Why?
To help a deer
that got stuck.
I never meant for the town
to get destroyed.
I'm so, so sorry.
Well, it looks like I finally
got what I came for.
A sincere apology.
Thank you kindly.
Uh, come again?
I was never gonna drag a kid
to the slammer.
We're just mighty big on manners
around these parts.
And you're welcome
for that helpful info.
Does this mean Winnie handcuffed
me to a door
for nothing, again?
Well, I think
we all learned something
very valuable today.
We sure did.
You can get away with anything
in this town
just by saying sorry!
No, no, no,
no, no, no.
That is absolutely the wrong
takeaway here, Winnie.
So, is the new
Dino Camp Diaries movie
as bad as you thought?
Not at all.
It's a thousand times worse.
In act two,
I ride a T-Rex.
That sounds super cool.
Into space.
Well, at least
the dinosaurs
don't talk.
[chuckles]
They do?
Hey, Destiny,
I signed your yearbook.
You did?
"Thanks for always
being there for me.
That's one thing
I know will
never change."
Oh, Bill!
I meant every word.
And you wrote it
with your
calligraphy pen.
Lower your voice.
[Lou] It's s'more time.
Howdy! I thought
I'd find y'all here.
At the camp Lou owns
and we all stay at?
Man, she is good.
Hey, Sheriff, care to to join us
for campfire?
Sorry, I'm here
on official business.
I actually have the final
numbers on the damage
caused by the stampede.
And since
you're the one in charge,
you're gonna have
to pony up
that much dough.
I don't have
this much money.
Oh, that's not a problem.
Oh, great. Because I can
just apologize.
Oh, well,
in that case,
I am also sorry for stealing
electricity all summer.
I meant if you can't pay,
the town will just put your
ranch up for auction instead.
Which, I guess,
is a problem.
I'm just gonna
remove myself
from the awkward situation
that I've created.
Y'all take care now.
Bye-bye.
I can't believe it.
I'm gonna lose
Kikiwaka Ranch.
[sad music playing]
[theme music playing]
06x29 - Most Wanted
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"Bunk'd" is a "Jessie" spin-off revolving around Emma, Ravi, and Zuri Ross at a rustic summer camp in Maine, where their parents met as teens. Along with their new friends, the trio tries their best to settle into their exciting new lives at Camp Kikiwaka.