Hey, Bill.
Okay, either you're about
to tackle a few dozen
cookies or...
No, can't think
of another reason anyone
would need this much milk.
I'm refining
my milk palate.
You said that
like an explanation,
but here I am, still clueless.
Well, at the beginning
of the summer,
I joined a club in town.
The future ranchers
of Dusty Tush.
Aw, that's adorable.
I mean, no,
I stand by what I said.
That's cutes
patoots, dude.
I'm preparing
for the upcoming triathlon.
Triathlon? Like running,
biking and swimming?
No, I'm talking
about milk tasting,
butter sculpting,
and sheep shucking.
You know,
a normal triathlon.
Well, can I come?
I'd love to cheer you on
and show my support.
Really? Okay, sure.
But don't you
have stuff to do as
an activities director?
You bet.
But what Lou doesn't know
won't hurt her.
Unless I left
the lawn mower running.
That could hurt
a lot of people.
I'll meet you there.
[all] ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
Hey, guys. Since Parker is once
again inexplicably missing,
I'll be giving you
your activity assignments.
I don't have the ropes
course again, do I?
Because I'm kind of
beefing with this squirrel
named Stanley
and long story short,
there are a few Rocky Mountain
maples I'm not welcome in.
No, no I think
you'll both be very happy.
You'll be leading
Arts and Crafts together...
-Great.
-...with Ken from Eagle Cabin.
Okay, keep up the good work.
Thanks. Bye.
No, not Ken.
What's wrong with Ken?
I've seen him around, but I
don't really know him that well.
It's not that there's
something wrong with him.
There's nothing wrong
with him.
He's the perfect counselor.
Campers love
and admire him.
Frankly, it makes me sick.
I'm sure he's not that bad.
You must be exaggerating.
You'll see. Trust me.
It's super annoying,
and that's
coming from someone
who plays the trombone.
-[squirrel chittering]
-No way, Stanley.
We agreed everything
east of the lake was my turf!
And Jake Jacobs steals
the foosball.
He sh**t, he...
weakly passes
to the other team.
If I wanted to be this bad
at something I'd play
real soccer.
Oh, try spinning
the handle really hard.
Yes, it worked!
Of course it did.
I've been foosing
for a long time.
You're a great
friend, Winnie.
Actually, you're one
of my best friends.
Oh.
Well, thanks.
Thanks?
Hey, have you heard
the new Beyonce album?
Banger after banger.
Am I right?
Anyway, I'm gonna go get
pizza rolls.
Wait. Isn't there
anything else you want
to say to me?
Right. Of course.
Look at that amazing thing.
Aw, I don't know
what's more disappointing.
That Winnie doesn't think
I'm one of her best friends,
or that I missed
the amazing thing.
Did you guys see it?
[Judge Conner] All right.
Welcome to the future ranchers
of Dusty Tush triathlon.
Or, as I call it, that gig
I forgot I signed up for
three months ago.
Well, I can't believe
this day is finally here.
I also can't believe
I agreed to drink a bunch
of milk in August.
I'm your judge,
Robin Conner,
but people call me Judge Robin
or bad at commitment,
if you're my ex.
Just a little comedy there
to cover the pain.
Let's get started.
Sorry, I'm late.
What is that?
I just want to show
a little support.
I don't mind
a little support,
but that's
a lot of my face.
I think I see
bats in my cave.
No way. But I did pass
the doctor on
the way here,
and he said you should
get this mole
checked out.
Okay. Just sit in the bleachers.
Watch from there.
A true fan
does not merely
sit and watch.
You've obviously never been
to a curling competition.
We gets nuts.
Sweep it! Sweep!
Sweep it!
Fine. I can gets nuts
from over there, too.
Our first event...
Milk tasting
because that's
where my life is now.
Bill Pickett, you're up.
Go, Bill! Identify that
cow juice, bruh!
Parker, get a hold
of yourself.
You're at a milk tasting.
Not tailgating
a tractor pull.
What? We gets nuts.
[gurgles]
This is grass fed.
One perc...
No, two percent.
And hails from
Southeast Tush pasture.
Correct.
Yeah! Go, Bill.
That's how you moo it.
Let's do
the wave, everybody!
Whoo!
And the day with
that guy isn't gonna
be annoying at all.
All right,
let's try this again.
Ready? Whoo!
Seriously, guys.
Go to a curling match.
Well, how perfect
can Ken be?
He's five minutes late
for our activity.
Just wait.
Hey, guys.
So sorry.
I was just putting some
of my famous cookies
in the oven for us all.
Caroline, don't you worry.
I got dairy free
for you, girl.
Told you.
Destiny Baker.
I'm Ken. It is an honor
to finally get to work
with the legend.
I am humbled.
Ya-huh.
Okay, everybody.
Welcome to
Arts and Crafts.
Allow me.
Hey, guys, that is no way
to start an activity.
She said, "Okay,
everybody, welcome to
Arts and Crafts."
-[campers clapping]
-Hey! What?
I can't hear you.
Over here.
[campers] Whoo!
-Over here.
-[campers] Whoo!
Everybody.
[campers] Whoo!
Now that's
the Kikiwaka spirit.
They're all yours.
Thanks, Ken.
Anyway, today we're going
to be making potholders.
Last night I wove you guys
a little sample to see
what you'd be doing today.
It's no big deal.
Some of us just like
to go above and beyond.
-All right.
I didn't do that.
-Oh, that's okay, Ken.
-We can't all be perfect.
-[chuckles]
Just wait.
I did weave
this sample quilt, though.
Yeah. I had a little
extra time yesterday
between boating
with my campers
and rehabilitating
an injured bird.
Remember when I told you,
"told you"?
Told you.
Each one
of these squares
depicts an awesome memory
that I've shared
with one of my eagles.
Now, for instance, this one
is about saving our turtle
from that mudslide.
Ten minutes under water,
a lifetime of memories.
That was you?
You were on the : news.
It was only
a two minute spot.
[beeps]
Oh, cookies are ready.
Back in a flash.
No, seriously.
A literal flash.
I run marathons.
-Told you.
-Yes, I know you told me.
Hey, Jake.
Is something wrong?
How'd you know?
Well, for starters,
you're trying to drink juice
through a crayon.
Oh, man. I thought
it tasted maroon.
I told Winnie she was
one of my best friends.
Oh, Jake,
that's so sweet.
And all she said back
was "Thanks."
Oof! Never mind.
That stings.
I thought Winnie and I
were getting close
all summer.
Why wouldn't she say
I'm one of her
best friends, too?
Well, maybe
she didn't hear ya.
You think so?
No, I'm clearly reaching.
Jake, I know,
your feelings are hurt,
but you can't make Winnie
say something she's
not ready to say.
Or maybe I can.
I can show Winnie
what a great friend I am
so she'll have to say it.
Thanks, Lou.
You realize
that's the opposite
of what I just said, right?
Also, where's
your counselor?
I'll ask Ken.
He'll know.
Okay. You were totally right
about Ken.
I mean, yes, those cookies
are amazing.
But sea salt,
kind of an obvious flex.
I know.
So annoying.
And thanks for making
my camp experience
peak early, Ken.
Oh, and did you see him
at the archery range?
He split one arrow
with another arrow.
Who does
he think he is?
Robin Hood?
I know. How about
you just take
from the rich
and give
to the poor, Ken?
He actually does give
a lot to charity.
Oh, that's nice.
Fun. Fun.
Fun, fun, fun.
Fun, hold.
[laughs]
Hey, guys! Glad to
run into you here.
Any chance you'd want
to join us on
a -mile hike?
No thanks.
These legs are for
decoration only.
[laughs]
You're hilarious, Noah.
You keep nurturing that.
I thought you had
the afternoon off.
Yeah, well,
I can't stay away
from my kids.
After all,
that's what we got
into this for, right?
Spending quality time
with our campers
to give them
positive role models
and brighter futures.
Yes, totally.
I definitely
didn't answer
an online ad
after getting fired
from community theater.
[chuckles] Well, can't let
our heart rates drop,
so I will catch you
on the flip side.
Come on, Eagles.
Last one there is...
Well, still loved by me.
Okay, no one
is that perfect.
It must be an act.
I'm not so sure.
Especially when he says
he thinks I'm hilarious.
That felt genuine.
I saw it in pageants
all the time.
On stage,
it's a perfect picture.
But behind the scenes,
the girl who said
she wanted world peace
is slap fighting
with her little sister.
Yeah, kind of like
how actors are different
when the cameras are off.
Oh, I was a monster
on my set.
The point is,
I bet if we snuck up
on him unexpectedly,
we'd see the real Ken,
napping in stained sweats,
with no idea
where his campers are.
For the record,
where's your camper?
Not sure, but she
always comes home when
she gets tired or hungry.
All right.
The next category is...
The butter
sculpting event?
And to think, I am missing
my pottery class for this.
Come on, Judge.
Can't you at least pretend
you're enjoying yourself?
I will not.
Let's go, Bill!
[clapping]
Oh, no.
The butter you will be
sculpting with today
will be Irish butter.
Salted.
Ooh, salted.
Well played, Judge.
Well played.
Hold up. Isn't all butter
just butter?
[all gasp]
You're right.
Completely insane question.
Don't worry, Bill.
I'll keep the cheer going
the whole time.
You have two hours.
Two hours?
Well, I am a man
of my word.
Just remember,
y'all could've
had the wave.
Let's go, Bill!
[claps]
Let's go, Bill!
[claps]
Hello, rock bottom.
Let's go, Bill!
Let's go, Bill!
Something's not right.
[sniffing]
Who stole my tuna sandwich
and expired propane?
Show yourself.
It's okay.
It's just me.
And that thing
you're smelling
is clean.
You cleaned my cabin?
Sure did.
Using only the best
cleaning supplies, friend.
Fun fact.
This end is supposed
to point away from your face.
You really didn't have
to do that.
It was nothing.
So does my nice to you
make you want
to say anything,
maybe something you forgot
to say earlier
and have been
kicking yourself
about ever since.
[chuckles nervously] Uh...
Yeah.
Thanks, pal.
Pal?
Pal?
I did not unclog
the toilet for pal.
Shh. I think I hear him.
[Ken] Seriously.
Not another peep
out of any of you.
See, he's yelling
at his campers.
How's that
for perfect?
Let's go in and save them
and be the heroes.
Who's Robin Hood
now, Ken?
Hey, guys, if you make noise,
I know where you are.
And those are not the rules
of blind man's bluff.
Oh, man I love game night.
You've got to be
kidding me.
Oh, hey, look,
we have guests.
Do you two
want to join?
It was Maddox's turn
to pick the game.
Hooray for leadership
opportunities
and autonomy over our free time.
Right, kids?
Sorry to bother you.
We, uh, walked into
the wrong cabin.
Who's idea was it
to make everything
out of wood here?
I mean, we get it.
It's a ranch.
Okay, bye.
-[beeps]
-Uh-oh.
You can't leave now.
The fresh baked cookies
are done.
How does he always have
cookies in the oven?
And where is the oven?
He is a wizard.
[barks]
[Ken] Norbert.
Didn't I put you
in a sit stay?
Who am I kidding?
I can't stay mad at you.
After all,
you really rescued me.
And Norbert
is here because...
Oh, I train
emotional support animals.
Of course you do.
Noah, get me out of here.
Oh, no, not again.
Winnie, I brought you
a present, but we have
to be very quiet,
or what's inside the box
might get scared.
What is inside the box?
Well, because,
I'm such a great friend.
I know you love
pointy things.
So I got you the pointiest
animal I could find.
A porcupine?
Ow!
So that's what happens
when porcupines get scared.
Uh-huh.
Would you please excuse me
for a moment?
[Jake screams]
If it's more manageable,
I'd also accept
a sea urchin.
Let's go, Bill.
Ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
Okay. Time's up.
Yes, finally!
Out of my way.
[sighs] Sweet mercy.
Oh, don't look at me
like that.
Your precious sodas
are fine.
I've made my decision.
You and you
are the finalists?
Yes! Hey,
can I have this?
We'll see you both in the final
competition later today,
and I think we all know
who the loser is.
This lady.
Great job, Bill.
Smile for the camera.
Hey, would you mind
jumping in with us?
What about me says
I would enjoy that?
Who is this guy?
Who knows?
Randos just find me.
I've got a very popular
butter blog.
A must-read. It's called
"Churn't up."
Of course it is.
Hey, what's going on?
Why are you pretending
you don't know me?
It's just, you're being
a little embarrassing.
Sorry, did you mean
to say cool and supportive?
All the cheering
and pictures.
This isn't curling.
I see.
Don't take this
the wrong way,
but would it be possible
for you to maybe not come
to the last event?
Oh, uh...
If that's what you want,
then I won't be there.
Good luck
in the competition.
If anyone needs me,
I'll just be canceling
the skywriter.
[airplane engine whirring]
Too late.
These cookies
are so good.
[muffled] I hate it!
Hey, guys. What are you doing
with Norbert?
We had a difficult
afternoon, and we needed
some emotional support.
Did you know Ken
has trained Norbert
to sit, stay,
and listen
without judgment?
Okay, well,
while I have you,
how about I give you next
week's activity assignment?
[both] No Ken!
So, what I'm hearing is,
"No Ken."
Seriously, Lou,
we can't take it.
The man can fold
a fitted sheet.
He is a wizard!
Uh-huh.
Listen, have you guys
ever thought
that maybe the reason
you don't like Ken
isn't because he's annoying,
but because
you're jealous?
Jealous?
-Us?
-Us?
Would someone who's jealous
say "Us" so loudly?
All I'm saying is Ken
is a great counselor
and so are you guys.
You should give him
another chance.
I'll bet if you joined
forces with him
instead of avoiding him,
you'd learn a lot
from each other.
I guess we have been
a little unfair
and maybe more
than a little jealous.
Yeah.
Ken is a great guy.
You're right, Lou.
Thanks for
the attitude check.
We'll give Ken
a chance,
even if he is
annoyingly perfect.
I'm proud of both of you.
That is very mature.
Hey, guys.
Oh, Lou, I found
some typos in your flyer
for the archery tournament.
But do not worry.
I went ahead
and fixed him for you.
You should really
swing by one
of my spelling
workshops sometime. Ciao.
Okay, Ken's fired.
Throughout the summer,
our competitors
have fed, groomed,
and if they've
done it right, fallen in love
with their respective animals.
And now let
the judging commence.
Oh, wait. That's me.
Uh... Come here, sheep.
I'm weirdly
nervous, Martha.
Why do you think that is?
[bleats]
I knew you'd say that.
Yes, of course
I feel guilty,
but Parker was being
so embarrassing.
[bleats]
Can't you take
my side for once?
Okay, guys,
bring them around.
And please keep cross talk
with sheep to a minimum.
-Let's go.
-[bleats]
[bleats]
These are actually
some nice sheep.
Twist! [chuckles]
Um, other
direction, please.
[sheep bleats]
Okay.
Okay.
This is starting
to take the sting out
of missing pottery class.
Uh, competitors, halt.
The winner
of the triathlon is...
Bill Pickett!
[all applauding]
I did it. I won!
Why doesn't it feel
as good as it should?
[bleats]
You're right.
I wish Parker
was here, too.
Wish granted!
Parker, you came?
I wouldn't miss this
for the world.
I'm just relieved you guys
didn't do manure sculptures.
I'm so glad
you're here.
Wish you'd just hidden
under the bleachers,
but butter Parker
works, too.
I'm really sorry about
embarrassing you earlier.
I'm just...
I'm so proud of you.
I couldn't help myself.
Like, right now,
I really want to start
an awesome chant,
but I'mma keep it cool.
You know what?
Don't keep it cool.
Gets nuts.
Yes!
Bill's our champ!
[clapping]
Bill's our champ!
Oh, what the heck!
Bill's our champ!
Yeah!
Bill's our champ!
Hey, Jake.
I think
we need to talk.
Talk?
To what are you referring?
About how you told me
I'm one of your best friends
and I didn't say it back.
I know I hurt
your feelings.
Oh. You picked up on that?
Uh, yeah.
You're about as subtle
as a sledgehammer
I hid under Destiny's bed
that she found,
so I had to hide it
under Noah's bed.
I just thought if
I showed you what
a good friend I am,
maybe you'd
say it back,
but it's okay
if you don't feel
the same way about me.
No, Jake, that's not it.
This is all just kind
of hard for me because
I used to have
a best friend.
Used to? What happened?
We spent all of fourth grade
getting super close,
but when the school year ended,
we lost touch.
And with camp ending soon,
I guess...
I'm afraid you and I
will lose touch, too.
Winnie, that's not
gonna happen.
We're not just camp friends.
We're friends for life.
Given that you stabbed
yourself with a porcupine
for me today,
I'm starting to get that.
Come on. I have
a surprise for you.
It's not a box full
of tiny swords, is it?
'Cause I already
have one of those.
Ta-dah!
Yay! A wooden frame.
Thank you.
Just wait for it.
"Winnie and Jake
BFFs!"?
Are you for real?
Nothing is more real
than cannons.
Thanks, Winnie.
This means a lot.
[both] Psh, psh, pew!
Well, now that
that's cleared up,
want to go sledgehammer
some stuff with me
and deny we did it, later?
What are
best friends for?
[Lou] Ow!
Whose box is this?
-Cinnamon?
-Close.
-Nutmeg?
-Getting colder.
-Cardamom!
-That's it!
-That's good.
-Yeah!
Fantastic. Thanks for
the recipe, Ken.
This is going to make us
really popular
with the campers.
And thank you, Noah.
For the trick
on how to get a campers head
unstuck from a tree hole.
Of course, and always remember
the most important part.
Keep your head
on a swivel for a squirrel
with a vendetta.
[laughing] Weird, but okay.
Guys, this has really
been amazing.
Thank you for asking
to hang out.
I really don't know
why we haven't before.
That was our fault.
But we promise from now on,
it'll happen more often.
Well, uh, I guess
we should probably
go find our campers.
You're a good
influence on us, Ken.
Right back
at you, Noah.
See you later
for blind man's bluff.
Not if I don't see you first.
[laughs] Ken,
you are too much.
Wow, those two
are annoying.
[barks]
[theme music playing]
06x27 - Butter You Doing Here?
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