01x04 - OctoCharlotte/Trouble in Tropikini
Posted: 06/27/23 10:51
[exciting music]
- ♪ Oh here we go up the tubes ♪
♪ Fighting crime is what we do ♪
♪ A superhero and his sidekick with a plan ♪
- He has a plan!
- ♪ Who's the one behind the mask ♪
♪ Who can move superfast?
♪ It's Kid Danger... - And look!
- ♪ It's Captain Man
- ♪ So come along - Come along!
- ♪ It's the adventures of Kid Danger ♪
♪
♪ This is the song - This is the song!
- ♪ For the adventures of Kid Danger ♪
♪
- ♪ I'm okay
- Feels good.
[whimsical orchestral music]
♪
- Hello and konichiwa!
Now, you've got to take your tuna fish in one hand,
and your Kn*fe in the other, and make a wee slice
right down the vein.
- [grunts] - No, no, Ray.
That's not how you hold your tuna fish.
- Hey, I don't want to learn
how to make sushi from you, okay?
I want to learn from Chef Scotty Yamoto, so--
- Hey, you!
You're holding your tuna fish wrong.
- Ha. - How did he know?
[whimsical musical flourish]
- [grunts]
- Ooh, Charlotte, why'd you fall down?
- Uh, because my leg is broken.
- Well, where are your crutches?
- I don't know, I had them when I got in the tube--
[grunts, yells]
- Hey, Henry, look!
Schwoz and I are learning to make sushi.
- Ooh, for real?
- [grunting]
So, anybody going to ask me how I broke my leg?
[all murmur] - Aw, geez, why?
- There I was, climbing up Mt. Swellview.
A tall mountain.
Yeah, I'm talking tall.
Not short at all.
When I ran into a g*ng of wild, antisocial rabbits.
Uh, look, rabbits, I don't want any trouble.
But if you want to fight...
[grunts]
- [snarls]
- [screaming]
[screaming]
And so I was tumbling down the mountain,
with this insane rabbit stuck to my face,
and, what the?
[all humming]
- Hey! I was telling a story.
- I know, it was so great. - Yeah, but we got bored.
- So we decided to give each other pedicures.
- Fine, I guess nobody cares about my broken leg.
- You broke your leg? - Yes!
It's going to take three months to heal.
- No, no, no, no, no. Schwoz, go get the thing.
- But my toenails are still wet!
- Oh, all right, I'll get it.
Hey, Charlotte, look what I can do with my two working legs.
Do-do-do-do-do-do. - [laughter]
- Oh, he's mocking her.
- What's he going to get that's going to fix my leg?
- My molecular re-stabilizer.
- Molecular re-stabilizer? - Well, how's it work?
- Well, you aim the molecular re-stablizier
at the boo-boo, and then it sh**t a special nuclear beam
that fuses together the broken bones pieces.
And also, you scream a lot because it hurts really bad.
- Well, is it dangerous?
- Is it dangerous to get into a bathtub with a bear?
- Yeah, don't you remember?
- Hmm...
♪ Splishy-splashy, splishy-splashy ♪
- [roars]
- [screaming, gurgling]
Yeah, it was literally a blood bath.
- Hey, show me how you make sushi.
- Okay, my toenails are still moist.
But I can just walk on my heels.
[giggling]
- Hey, Charlotte, hobble on over here.
- Okay.
- So, what's the coolest fish you got?
- Uh, that would be my octopus. - Whoa, cool.
Is it dead? - Yeah, yeah, so dead.
- [grunting]
I got it, I got Schwos' molecular re-stabilizer.
- Well, thank goodness.
Now, please hurry and make it fix my leg.
- No problem.
- Ew. - Here.
Give me the remote.
Ha, now I turn it on.
[machine hums]
- So, you just sh**t that thing at Charlotte,
and it'll fuse her broken leg back together?
- Yeah, probably.
And now...
sha-boom!
- [groaning]
[screams]
- Oh, my God! - Oh, no!
[beam pulsating]
- What happened to Charlotte? - What happened to my octopus?
- All right, I think I'm going to puke.
[retching]
- What's the problem, why are you--
[screams]
- Charlotte, stop!
- I can't! I--I can't control my legs!
[all scream] Sorry.
Sorry, my bad, sorry. [all grunt]
- Ah, she's got a blade!
- Charlotte, put down that sushi cutting device.
- I would if I could.
But my eight legs, they do what they want.
- Aha, now I have an equal w*apon.
So come on, Octo-Charlotte. You want to fight me?
- I don't, but I think my legs do.
[yelling]
- Hey, Ray, be careful! - Sorry, sorry.
- [screams] [keys jingle]
My keys fell out of my pocket!
- Sorry, no, stop, oh. - [grunting]
Leave my boogers alone.
[laughs] Stop it!
- Whoa, whoa!
- Uh, the elevator! - No, no help me!
[all groan] - Too far left.
[all groan]
- So, what do you guys want to do today?
- Dude! - Yes?
- We got to go help Charlotte get back to normal.
- Ugh, all right, we'll go help her.
But we got to get back here before "Game Shakers" starts.
- Oh, totally. - Yeah, yeah, of course.
Such a great show.
[upbeat music] [electricity crackles]
[screaming]
- I'm sorry! No, no, don't open the door.
- This week at the Swellview Aqua Center,
take a pic with the famous fish, Meano.
- Ooh, yay, it's my turn.
[giggles]
Perfect, this is the photo
that's going to turn my life around.
Happiness-- - Shut up and run!
[screaming] - Ah, sorry.
It's not my fault, I can't control any of my eight legs.
[yells]
- [groans]
I hate constriction! - I'm sorry!
Leg, you put him down.
[grunts] [gurgles]
- [sighs] - Hey, you there!
- Oh, uh, hi. Help!
- I'll help you after you pull the pathetic nerd
out of that aquarium. - It's not my fault!
I can't control what my legs-- - [grunting]
[both grunting]
- Ew, he's wet, get him off, get him off, get him off!
Get off me, nerd! - Captain Ray, Captain Ray!
I'm here, I'm here with the-- - [grunts]
- Oh, my noggin!
- Ugh, okay, what took you so long?
- You left me, and I had to push
this molecular re-stabilizer all the way here
from the Man Van by myself. - Well, hurry up
and blast Charlotte so we can separate her from the octopus.
- Oh, all right.
I can't get a clear sh*t.
Too many people in the way. - Captain Man, Kid Danger!
- What, what? - Who are you?
- I'm a marine biologist.
- Well, thank you for your service to our country.
- Yes, we truly appreciate you helping to protect America.
- No, this is an aquatic tranquilizer.
Stick this into that octo-monster,
and it'll make her tentacles go to sleep.
- Okay, give it to me! - No, let me do it!
I'm the one with the super fast reflexes.
- Fine, baby, go do it. - Yay!
[grunting]
- Aah, Henry--I mean, Kid Danger, be careful!
I can't control my tentacles, so you better stop--
[muffled screams]
- Don't worry, I just need to s*ab you with this needle.
Now, I realize your tentacles may be sensitive.
[both grunting]
- Good, good kid, Hurry! Stick her in the tentacle!
- I understand my goal!
Okay, Octo-Charlotte,
prepare to be tranquil!
- Ow!
[moans]
Whoa, I feel weird.
- All right, good work, kid.
Now, I'll grab her by the tentacles,
and drag her outside.
You bring the molecular re-stabilizer.
- Aw, man, it's heavy.
[grunting]
- Excuse us. - Move aside.
- We're dragging a monster.
- The rules don't apply to us.
- ♪ bottles of schnitz on the wall ♪
♪ bottles of schnitz
[grunting and panting]
- Hey, hey, where did Schwoz go?
- I told him to drive around in circles
until we were ready for him to pick us up.
- [sighs] - Parking was $, dude.
- Who cares about doll-- - Just, will you get the
molecular re-stabilizer ready, please?
- Okay, set Charlotte up so I can blast her.
- [groaning] - On it.
- [groaning] - All right.
[groaning] Hey, you.
- Oop, okay.
- Oh, uh-oh, dude.
Her tentacles are starting to move again.
- The tranquilizer must be wearing off.
Quick, we've got to blast her now.
Do it! - Okay, here goes!
Poink!
- ♪ bottles of schnitz on the wall ♪
♪ bottles of schnitz
- Schwoz, stop! - No, Schwoz, stop!
[yells]
[all screaming]
- Oh, oh, man, oh, no. - Oh, oh, oh, no.
- Oh, no, what's happening, what's happening?
- Oh, man, this is not going to end well.
- I did not expect that to happen.
- Well, we might as well drive her home.
[triumphant musical flourish]
- Hello? What happened to me?
- Nothing. - You're okay.
She is so not okay. - So not.
- I don't feel okay. - Just try not to speak.
We'll fix her when we get home. - Ooh, yeah, we should.
- Hey, don't tell me not to speak!
I have questions.
Number one, why can't I feel my body?
Number two, how did I--honk! [honking]
Hey, don't hit the horn and make me go--
[honking] Honk!
[both laughing] - Stop it!
[honking] - Honk!
- [laughing] - My friend's a car.
Oh, man. - Keep, keep, keep doing it.
- Honk! [honking]
- Do we have to turn her back right away?
- Honk! [honking]
[whimsical orchestral music]
♪
- Aw, who's a good blob? You're a good blob!
[alarm blares]
Ah, stupid hotline.
[groans]
[humming]
Hello-- [clears throat]
[high voice] Hello, you've reached
the Captain Man and Kid Danger hotline.
This is Schwoozin. - Hi, Schwoozin, help!
I'm at the zoo, and I fell into the gorilla cage.
- [kisses]
[growls]
- Send Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- Sorry, Captain Man and Kid Danger are on vacation.
- Well, where did they go? - To Tropikini!
[calypso music]
- Oh, yeah, look at me! [all cheering]
Ray Manchester, driving a speedboat!
- Yeah, baby! - Whoo!
How great is this? - It's awesome!
- Yeah, we're on a boat!
both: Whoo! - Yeah, baby!
- Hey, can I come down now?
- Uh, no. You can come down in an hour.
- But I really want to come down--
[choking and swallowing]
- Ew. - Hi, hey!
[joyous cheering] - Hmm.
Hey, Ray, look. Another boat.
Filled with females. - Ooh, yeah, look at that boat.
- Let's catch them. - Yeah, let's go catch them!
- Yeah, okay. - What? No!
You guys promised you'd take me to get some whale tacos.
And we're so close.
- These tacos are sick! - I can taste the blubber.
- Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, the girls are zooming away.
- Oh, yeah? Well, let's show them how we zoom.
- [laughs] Yeah, show them how we zoom.
- Hey, slow down!
♪
- Come on, faster, catch up to the boat.
- I'm trying. Something's slowing us down.
- I think it's Jasper. - Help!
- Hmm, oh yeah, you're right.
- [yelling]
- Oh, my gosh! - Ray, we lost Jasper.
- He'll be fine. He's wearing a parasail.
- [yelling]
- Oh, yeah, looks like he's going to land
at that marshmallow festival.
- Aw, that's nice. A win for Jasper.
- Oh, wow, I'm going to land on tons of marshmallows.
Mouth open!
Aaa-- [retching and squawking]
- This just in, a large single gust of wind has been spotted
blowing directly toward Tropikini Island.
- Wind? Quick, put the rock on the napkins!
- [gasps]
Phew.
- Whee!
Oh, oh, no, no, bad gust, bad gust.
[yelling]
Oh, no, a loss for Jasper. [yelling]
- Hit the brakes! [tires screech]
- Hey, lady ladies. - What up, girl-ios?
- Ooh, hey hey.
- What's up, boys? - Mmm, males.
- Hiya! - Hello, boys!
- Ahh! - Boat witches!
- [laughs] - Knock it off.
- Yeah, it's not fun-- [phone rings]
Hold on one second, excuse me. Henry Hart speaking.
- Henry, help. I'm at the bottom of a volcano.
- What, you're inside the volcano?
- Yeah, and there's weird people down here looking at me.
[tribal chanting]
- Okay, okay, we're on our way.
Ray, you've got to drive this boat to the Tropikini volcano.
Jasper fell inside, and well, we've got to go save him.
- No, no, no, no. We are here on vacation.
And I am not spending my vacation rescuing Jasper
from some crazy predic-- - Howdy, handsome.
- Oh, my God, what is that? - [yells]
- Uh, let's go help Jasper.
Here we go. - Hurry.
- [grunts] [cackling]
[laughter]
[rhythmic tribal chanting]
- You--you guys, you'd better leave me alone.
Or, I'll--I'll, um...
I'll throw my vacation shoes at you.
[all gasp]
Uh...
[all gasping]
- Behold, the great King Toe-uh Toe-uh.
- What?
[all murmuring "Toe-uh"]
- He's come back. Back from the dead, he is.
- Okay, hang on a sec. You guys think
I'm the great King Toe-uh Toe-uh?
- That's right. - Leroy!
Read verse from the Toe-uh.
- And some day, the great King Toe-uh Toe-uh
shall return to the volcano, reveal his enormous feet,
after which we, the Volcaniacs,
shall rejoice and celebrate
with a nice brunch.
[all chanting] Toe-uh, Toe-uh, brunch!
- Aw, see, we came here for nothing.
- But-- - All Jasper's doing
is making a bunch of new friends and having fun.
- Doesn't look like it to me.
- Huh? - [grunts inquisitively]
- Toe-uh, Toe-uh. - Brunch!
- Wait, brunch isn't supposed to hurt.
- Aw, jeez, they're dangling him over the hot lava.
- Come on, we've got to go help Jasper.
- Fine, get your gum out.
[heroic music]
♪
- All right, let's drop then pop.
- Wait, how am I supposed to-- [both grunt]
- [sighs] Well, good thing I brought my pitons.
[heroic music]
♪
[brooding music]
♪
[triumphant musical flourish]
- Oh, my! - Shiver me knickers!
- All right, who are you two, then?
- I'll tell you what my name is.
It's face punch! - [groans]
- Now, who are you?
- I'm high ranking Volcaniac number one.
- Well, we want to know why you're dangling our friend
from the rope over the hot lava.
- He's our king, back from the dead, he is.
- [gasps] They think Jasper's their king.
- I know, I speak British.
- Guys, help me. - Just wait and dangle there.
- [grunting]
[pitons clatter] Aw, man, my pitons.
- Okay, okay, if he's your ancient king,
then why are you dangling him over hot lava?
- Oh, yeah, because it says here
only King Toe-uh Toe-uh can dive into the lava,
retrieve the sacred treasure, and remain unharmed.
- Enough talk, send the king down
to get the sacred treasure.
[rhythmic chanting]
- No, the lava's going to melt me.
- Wait, uh...
My friend, Captain Man, will do it.
- [stammers] What? He, what, huh, no!
No, I am on vacation. - Dude, it's you or Jasper.
And if he goes down there, he's never coming out.
- And the downside? - Come on.
You're indestructible, and Jasper's soft like a mushroom.
- Mushroom? - So?
Do you know how much that hot lava's going to hurt me?
There's no way I'm going in there.
And Jasper's not worth the-- ah, you pushed me, not cool!
[all gasp] - Do not fear!
My friend is indestructible.
He will find your sacred treasure, yeah.
[muffled grunts]
- Hey.
Earlier, someone mentioned brunch.
Is that still happening?
[all shushing]
- [grunting]
- [grunts] Ah, ah, ah.
Okay, the only two things down there
were this old toilet seat, and this Best Picture award
for "Lava Land."
Wait, no, it's for "Moonlight." They've done it again.
[all gasp]
- Captain Man, where'd your uniform go?
- Uh, the lava melted it off my body.
- Hey, here you go.
- What are these? - Captain Man-derpants!
I always carry a spare pair. - Please, just put them on.
- All right.
- Well, apparently, there is no sacred treasure.
[all crying]
So our lives shall continue to be miserable.
[all crying]
- But, why?
I mean, what sacred treasure
did you guys think you'd find down there in the lava?
[all muttering] Women.
- You see, we who live in this volcano
are all just a bunch of dudes.
[all muttering] Dudes.
- The Toe-uh was wrong!
It clearly told us there would be women in the lava.
I know it doesn't make much sense,
but it's what we believe.
- [crying] Now we're never going to have girlfriends!
[all crying]
[dramatic music]
- Are the boys from the boat down there?
- I can't tell. Wait, I see men!
- Ooh, then let's get down there!
[all laughing]
- Get out of my way!
[all crying]
- Here we come, boys!
- Oh, no!
- Oh, jeez, it's the boat witches.
We got to get out of here! - Right.
Hey, weirdos, good news.
We got you some good-looking ladies.
[soft chuckle]
[all laughing]
[indistinct chatter]
- Yeah, so, you have fun with them.
Turn on your belt jets.
[heroic music]
- Okay, Volcaniacs, great to meet you.
- Good-bye. - Thanks for the help.
- Cheerio!
- Lava la vista, baby.
- [yelping]
- Ray, I'm going to blast Jasper's rope.
Grab him before he falls.
- We'll see.
- Whoa!
Wow! - Don't say "Wow."
- Okay, one more stop.
Hey, Charlotte. - Why am I even here?
- Jasper, grab on to her. - Sure beans.
- Wait, wait, not by my face.
- Sorry, I've already committed to it.
- But I don't wanna-- - Ready?
Up the 'cano!
- [echoing] Why hold me by my face?
- Later, freaks! - Yeah!
- Whee!
- You're hurting my face!
- ♪ Oh here we go up the tubes ♪
♪ Fighting crime is what we do ♪
♪ A superhero and his sidekick with a plan ♪
- He has a plan!
- ♪ Who's the one behind the mask ♪
♪ Who can move superfast?
♪ It's Kid Danger... - And look!
- ♪ It's Captain Man
- ♪ So come along - Come along!
- ♪ It's the adventures of Kid Danger ♪
♪
♪ This is the song - This is the song!
- ♪ For the adventures of Kid Danger ♪
♪
- ♪ I'm okay
- Feels good.
[whimsical orchestral music]
♪
- Hello and konichiwa!
Now, you've got to take your tuna fish in one hand,
and your Kn*fe in the other, and make a wee slice
right down the vein.
- [grunts] - No, no, Ray.
That's not how you hold your tuna fish.
- Hey, I don't want to learn
how to make sushi from you, okay?
I want to learn from Chef Scotty Yamoto, so--
- Hey, you!
You're holding your tuna fish wrong.
- Ha. - How did he know?
[whimsical musical flourish]
- [grunts]
- Ooh, Charlotte, why'd you fall down?
- Uh, because my leg is broken.
- Well, where are your crutches?
- I don't know, I had them when I got in the tube--
[grunts, yells]
- Hey, Henry, look!
Schwoz and I are learning to make sushi.
- Ooh, for real?
- [grunting]
So, anybody going to ask me how I broke my leg?
[all murmur] - Aw, geez, why?
- There I was, climbing up Mt. Swellview.
A tall mountain.
Yeah, I'm talking tall.
Not short at all.
When I ran into a g*ng of wild, antisocial rabbits.
Uh, look, rabbits, I don't want any trouble.
But if you want to fight...
[grunts]
- [snarls]
- [screaming]
[screaming]
And so I was tumbling down the mountain,
with this insane rabbit stuck to my face,
and, what the?
[all humming]
- Hey! I was telling a story.
- I know, it was so great. - Yeah, but we got bored.
- So we decided to give each other pedicures.
- Fine, I guess nobody cares about my broken leg.
- You broke your leg? - Yes!
It's going to take three months to heal.
- No, no, no, no, no. Schwoz, go get the thing.
- But my toenails are still wet!
- Oh, all right, I'll get it.
Hey, Charlotte, look what I can do with my two working legs.
Do-do-do-do-do-do. - [laughter]
- Oh, he's mocking her.
- What's he going to get that's going to fix my leg?
- My molecular re-stabilizer.
- Molecular re-stabilizer? - Well, how's it work?
- Well, you aim the molecular re-stablizier
at the boo-boo, and then it sh**t a special nuclear beam
that fuses together the broken bones pieces.
And also, you scream a lot because it hurts really bad.
- Well, is it dangerous?
- Is it dangerous to get into a bathtub with a bear?
- Yeah, don't you remember?
- Hmm...
♪ Splishy-splashy, splishy-splashy ♪
- [roars]
- [screaming, gurgling]
Yeah, it was literally a blood bath.
- Hey, show me how you make sushi.
- Okay, my toenails are still moist.
But I can just walk on my heels.
[giggling]
- Hey, Charlotte, hobble on over here.
- Okay.
- So, what's the coolest fish you got?
- Uh, that would be my octopus. - Whoa, cool.
Is it dead? - Yeah, yeah, so dead.
- [grunting]
I got it, I got Schwos' molecular re-stabilizer.
- Well, thank goodness.
Now, please hurry and make it fix my leg.
- No problem.
- Ew. - Here.
Give me the remote.
Ha, now I turn it on.
[machine hums]
- So, you just sh**t that thing at Charlotte,
and it'll fuse her broken leg back together?
- Yeah, probably.
And now...
sha-boom!
- [groaning]
[screams]
- Oh, my God! - Oh, no!
[beam pulsating]
- What happened to Charlotte? - What happened to my octopus?
- All right, I think I'm going to puke.
[retching]
- What's the problem, why are you--
[screams]
- Charlotte, stop!
- I can't! I--I can't control my legs!
[all scream] Sorry.
Sorry, my bad, sorry. [all grunt]
- Ah, she's got a blade!
- Charlotte, put down that sushi cutting device.
- I would if I could.
But my eight legs, they do what they want.
- Aha, now I have an equal w*apon.
So come on, Octo-Charlotte. You want to fight me?
- I don't, but I think my legs do.
[yelling]
- Hey, Ray, be careful! - Sorry, sorry.
- [screams] [keys jingle]
My keys fell out of my pocket!
- Sorry, no, stop, oh. - [grunting]
Leave my boogers alone.
[laughs] Stop it!
- Whoa, whoa!
- Uh, the elevator! - No, no help me!
[all groan] - Too far left.
[all groan]
- So, what do you guys want to do today?
- Dude! - Yes?
- We got to go help Charlotte get back to normal.
- Ugh, all right, we'll go help her.
But we got to get back here before "Game Shakers" starts.
- Oh, totally. - Yeah, yeah, of course.
Such a great show.
[upbeat music] [electricity crackles]
[screaming]
- I'm sorry! No, no, don't open the door.
- This week at the Swellview Aqua Center,
take a pic with the famous fish, Meano.
- Ooh, yay, it's my turn.
[giggles]
Perfect, this is the photo
that's going to turn my life around.
Happiness-- - Shut up and run!
[screaming] - Ah, sorry.
It's not my fault, I can't control any of my eight legs.
[yells]
- [groans]
I hate constriction! - I'm sorry!
Leg, you put him down.
[grunts] [gurgles]
- [sighs] - Hey, you there!
- Oh, uh, hi. Help!
- I'll help you after you pull the pathetic nerd
out of that aquarium. - It's not my fault!
I can't control what my legs-- - [grunting]
[both grunting]
- Ew, he's wet, get him off, get him off, get him off!
Get off me, nerd! - Captain Ray, Captain Ray!
I'm here, I'm here with the-- - [grunts]
- Oh, my noggin!
- Ugh, okay, what took you so long?
- You left me, and I had to push
this molecular re-stabilizer all the way here
from the Man Van by myself. - Well, hurry up
and blast Charlotte so we can separate her from the octopus.
- Oh, all right.
I can't get a clear sh*t.
Too many people in the way. - Captain Man, Kid Danger!
- What, what? - Who are you?
- I'm a marine biologist.
- Well, thank you for your service to our country.
- Yes, we truly appreciate you helping to protect America.
- No, this is an aquatic tranquilizer.
Stick this into that octo-monster,
and it'll make her tentacles go to sleep.
- Okay, give it to me! - No, let me do it!
I'm the one with the super fast reflexes.
- Fine, baby, go do it. - Yay!
[grunting]
- Aah, Henry--I mean, Kid Danger, be careful!
I can't control my tentacles, so you better stop--
[muffled screams]
- Don't worry, I just need to s*ab you with this needle.
Now, I realize your tentacles may be sensitive.
[both grunting]
- Good, good kid, Hurry! Stick her in the tentacle!
- I understand my goal!
Okay, Octo-Charlotte,
prepare to be tranquil!
- Ow!
[moans]
Whoa, I feel weird.
- All right, good work, kid.
Now, I'll grab her by the tentacles,
and drag her outside.
You bring the molecular re-stabilizer.
- Aw, man, it's heavy.
[grunting]
- Excuse us. - Move aside.
- We're dragging a monster.
- The rules don't apply to us.
- ♪ bottles of schnitz on the wall ♪
♪ bottles of schnitz
[grunting and panting]
- Hey, hey, where did Schwoz go?
- I told him to drive around in circles
until we were ready for him to pick us up.
- [sighs] - Parking was $, dude.
- Who cares about doll-- - Just, will you get the
molecular re-stabilizer ready, please?
- Okay, set Charlotte up so I can blast her.
- [groaning] - On it.
- [groaning] - All right.
[groaning] Hey, you.
- Oop, okay.
- Oh, uh-oh, dude.
Her tentacles are starting to move again.
- The tranquilizer must be wearing off.
Quick, we've got to blast her now.
Do it! - Okay, here goes!
Poink!
- ♪ bottles of schnitz on the wall ♪
♪ bottles of schnitz
- Schwoz, stop! - No, Schwoz, stop!
[yells]
[all screaming]
- Oh, oh, man, oh, no. - Oh, oh, oh, no.
- Oh, no, what's happening, what's happening?
- Oh, man, this is not going to end well.
- I did not expect that to happen.
- Well, we might as well drive her home.
[triumphant musical flourish]
- Hello? What happened to me?
- Nothing. - You're okay.
She is so not okay. - So not.
- I don't feel okay. - Just try not to speak.
We'll fix her when we get home. - Ooh, yeah, we should.
- Hey, don't tell me not to speak!
I have questions.
Number one, why can't I feel my body?
Number two, how did I--honk! [honking]
Hey, don't hit the horn and make me go--
[honking] Honk!
[both laughing] - Stop it!
[honking] - Honk!
- [laughing] - My friend's a car.
Oh, man. - Keep, keep, keep doing it.
- Honk! [honking]
- Do we have to turn her back right away?
- Honk! [honking]
[whimsical orchestral music]
♪
- Aw, who's a good blob? You're a good blob!
[alarm blares]
Ah, stupid hotline.
[groans]
[humming]
Hello-- [clears throat]
[high voice] Hello, you've reached
the Captain Man and Kid Danger hotline.
This is Schwoozin. - Hi, Schwoozin, help!
I'm at the zoo, and I fell into the gorilla cage.
- [kisses]
[growls]
- Send Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- Sorry, Captain Man and Kid Danger are on vacation.
- Well, where did they go? - To Tropikini!
[calypso music]
- Oh, yeah, look at me! [all cheering]
Ray Manchester, driving a speedboat!
- Yeah, baby! - Whoo!
How great is this? - It's awesome!
- Yeah, we're on a boat!
both: Whoo! - Yeah, baby!
- Hey, can I come down now?
- Uh, no. You can come down in an hour.
- But I really want to come down--
[choking and swallowing]
- Ew. - Hi, hey!
[joyous cheering] - Hmm.
Hey, Ray, look. Another boat.
Filled with females. - Ooh, yeah, look at that boat.
- Let's catch them. - Yeah, let's go catch them!
- Yeah, okay. - What? No!
You guys promised you'd take me to get some whale tacos.
And we're so close.
- These tacos are sick! - I can taste the blubber.
- Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, the girls are zooming away.
- Oh, yeah? Well, let's show them how we zoom.
- [laughs] Yeah, show them how we zoom.
- Hey, slow down!
♪
- Come on, faster, catch up to the boat.
- I'm trying. Something's slowing us down.
- I think it's Jasper. - Help!
- Hmm, oh yeah, you're right.
- [yelling]
- Oh, my gosh! - Ray, we lost Jasper.
- He'll be fine. He's wearing a parasail.
- [yelling]
- Oh, yeah, looks like he's going to land
at that marshmallow festival.
- Aw, that's nice. A win for Jasper.
- Oh, wow, I'm going to land on tons of marshmallows.
Mouth open!
Aaa-- [retching and squawking]
- This just in, a large single gust of wind has been spotted
blowing directly toward Tropikini Island.
- Wind? Quick, put the rock on the napkins!
- [gasps]
Phew.
- Whee!
Oh, oh, no, no, bad gust, bad gust.
[yelling]
Oh, no, a loss for Jasper. [yelling]
- Hit the brakes! [tires screech]
- Hey, lady ladies. - What up, girl-ios?
- Ooh, hey hey.
- What's up, boys? - Mmm, males.
- Hiya! - Hello, boys!
- Ahh! - Boat witches!
- [laughs] - Knock it off.
- Yeah, it's not fun-- [phone rings]
Hold on one second, excuse me. Henry Hart speaking.
- Henry, help. I'm at the bottom of a volcano.
- What, you're inside the volcano?
- Yeah, and there's weird people down here looking at me.
[tribal chanting]
- Okay, okay, we're on our way.
Ray, you've got to drive this boat to the Tropikini volcano.
Jasper fell inside, and well, we've got to go save him.
- No, no, no, no. We are here on vacation.
And I am not spending my vacation rescuing Jasper
from some crazy predic-- - Howdy, handsome.
- Oh, my God, what is that? - [yells]
- Uh, let's go help Jasper.
Here we go. - Hurry.
- [grunts] [cackling]
[laughter]
[rhythmic tribal chanting]
- You--you guys, you'd better leave me alone.
Or, I'll--I'll, um...
I'll throw my vacation shoes at you.
[all gasp]
Uh...
[all gasping]
- Behold, the great King Toe-uh Toe-uh.
- What?
[all murmuring "Toe-uh"]
- He's come back. Back from the dead, he is.
- Okay, hang on a sec. You guys think
I'm the great King Toe-uh Toe-uh?
- That's right. - Leroy!
Read verse from the Toe-uh.
- And some day, the great King Toe-uh Toe-uh
shall return to the volcano, reveal his enormous feet,
after which we, the Volcaniacs,
shall rejoice and celebrate
with a nice brunch.
[all chanting] Toe-uh, Toe-uh, brunch!
- Aw, see, we came here for nothing.
- But-- - All Jasper's doing
is making a bunch of new friends and having fun.
- Doesn't look like it to me.
- Huh? - [grunts inquisitively]
- Toe-uh, Toe-uh. - Brunch!
- Wait, brunch isn't supposed to hurt.
- Aw, jeez, they're dangling him over the hot lava.
- Come on, we've got to go help Jasper.
- Fine, get your gum out.
[heroic music]
♪
- All right, let's drop then pop.
- Wait, how am I supposed to-- [both grunt]
- [sighs] Well, good thing I brought my pitons.
[heroic music]
♪
[brooding music]
♪
[triumphant musical flourish]
- Oh, my! - Shiver me knickers!
- All right, who are you two, then?
- I'll tell you what my name is.
It's face punch! - [groans]
- Now, who are you?
- I'm high ranking Volcaniac number one.
- Well, we want to know why you're dangling our friend
from the rope over the hot lava.
- He's our king, back from the dead, he is.
- [gasps] They think Jasper's their king.
- I know, I speak British.
- Guys, help me. - Just wait and dangle there.
- [grunting]
[pitons clatter] Aw, man, my pitons.
- Okay, okay, if he's your ancient king,
then why are you dangling him over hot lava?
- Oh, yeah, because it says here
only King Toe-uh Toe-uh can dive into the lava,
retrieve the sacred treasure, and remain unharmed.
- Enough talk, send the king down
to get the sacred treasure.
[rhythmic chanting]
- No, the lava's going to melt me.
- Wait, uh...
My friend, Captain Man, will do it.
- [stammers] What? He, what, huh, no!
No, I am on vacation. - Dude, it's you or Jasper.
And if he goes down there, he's never coming out.
- And the downside? - Come on.
You're indestructible, and Jasper's soft like a mushroom.
- Mushroom? - So?
Do you know how much that hot lava's going to hurt me?
There's no way I'm going in there.
And Jasper's not worth the-- ah, you pushed me, not cool!
[all gasp] - Do not fear!
My friend is indestructible.
He will find your sacred treasure, yeah.
[muffled grunts]
- Hey.
Earlier, someone mentioned brunch.
Is that still happening?
[all shushing]
- [grunting]
- [grunts] Ah, ah, ah.
Okay, the only two things down there
were this old toilet seat, and this Best Picture award
for "Lava Land."
Wait, no, it's for "Moonlight." They've done it again.
[all gasp]
- Captain Man, where'd your uniform go?
- Uh, the lava melted it off my body.
- Hey, here you go.
- What are these? - Captain Man-derpants!
I always carry a spare pair. - Please, just put them on.
- All right.
- Well, apparently, there is no sacred treasure.
[all crying]
So our lives shall continue to be miserable.
[all crying]
- But, why?
I mean, what sacred treasure
did you guys think you'd find down there in the lava?
[all muttering] Women.
- You see, we who live in this volcano
are all just a bunch of dudes.
[all muttering] Dudes.
- The Toe-uh was wrong!
It clearly told us there would be women in the lava.
I know it doesn't make much sense,
but it's what we believe.
- [crying] Now we're never going to have girlfriends!
[all crying]
[dramatic music]
- Are the boys from the boat down there?
- I can't tell. Wait, I see men!
- Ooh, then let's get down there!
[all laughing]
- Get out of my way!
[all crying]
- Here we come, boys!
- Oh, no!
- Oh, jeez, it's the boat witches.
We got to get out of here! - Right.
Hey, weirdos, good news.
We got you some good-looking ladies.
[soft chuckle]
[all laughing]
[indistinct chatter]
- Yeah, so, you have fun with them.
Turn on your belt jets.
[heroic music]
- Okay, Volcaniacs, great to meet you.
- Good-bye. - Thanks for the help.
- Cheerio!
- Lava la vista, baby.
- [yelping]
- Ray, I'm going to blast Jasper's rope.
Grab him before he falls.
- We'll see.
- Whoa!
Wow! - Don't say "Wow."
- Okay, one more stop.
Hey, Charlotte. - Why am I even here?
- Jasper, grab on to her. - Sure beans.
- Wait, wait, not by my face.
- Sorry, I've already committed to it.
- But I don't wanna-- - Ready?
Up the 'cano!
- [echoing] Why hold me by my face?
- Later, freaks! - Yeah!
- Whee!
- You're hurting my face!