That's what I'm
talking about...!
Smoking hot chick!
Smoking hot panty sh*t.
Or I could act
like a gentleman...
Hey, there.
Are you all right?
Oh...
Yeah, I'm okay, really.
Erection.
Uh...
Thanks.
Sorry about that!
Uh-oh.
Jackpot, this girl
is totally my type.
Blonde and busty, gets me lusty!
That was very sweet of you.
Please... It was nothing.
I've gotta keep this
conversation going...
Let's see, now what
can I talk about?
Hey, whaddaya say...
The weather sure is
nice out here, am I right?
I just sounded like
my grandmother!
Umm... I'm sorry but--
I'm a little bit lost,
do you think you
could help me out?
So... Are you a tourist?
Oh no, not at all...
As a matter of fact,
I was just assigned to serve
the Church in this town.
Right, you're a nun, then...
Guess that explains
your uniform.
I'm so glad I ran into
someone kind like you...
I guess someone is
looking out for me, huh?
Yeah.
Is everything okay?
Oh, yeah...
It's all good.
What in the heck was that?
Hey, wait a minute!
A big boy like you
shouldn't cry over a scrape.
Don't worry,
you're gonna be fine.
Whoa...
She healed him.
Dude. Freakin' weird...
My left hand just wigged out.
Ya see...?
There's no reason
for you to cry at all...
You're just fine.
All done now.
Sorry!
I wonder what's going
on with my body...
It's gotta mean something...
You must be surprised.
Uh, no!
No, not at all...
That sure is a pretty nifty
power you've got there though.
Thank you; I consider
it to be a gift
and a blessing.
Truly...
It's wonderful.
Hey, there it is!
Oh, yeah... That's
the Church all right...
The only one we have.
Thank goodness I found it...
That's a relief.
You know, it's weird...
I've never seen
anyone up there...
Not a single person.
Let me thank you properly...
Would it be a problem for
you to come inside with me?
I can't.
The thing is, I have
somewhere to be.
Oh that's okay...
Guess I should go too...
It was sweet of you to
help me find my way...
My name's Asia Argento.
And my name's Issei Hyodo...
You are very welcome.
Issei, huh?
Well uh... so...
Meeting you here
was a blessing...
And I know for sure,
it's one I won't forget...
I hope we see each other again.
Yeah... Me too.
If you're ever bored or
in the neighborhood...
Come by and visit
me at the Church...
That's where I'll be.
Sounds awesome...
I'll see you soon...
Have a good one.
Thanks...
You have a good one, too!
I think she's the
nicest girl I've ever met.
You must never go near
the Church again, Issei.
Why?
For Devils like us, the
Church is enemy territory...
Simply setting foot inside
would create major problems
for both angels and devils...
Surely you could sense
that something was
telling you to be careful.
Oh... That's what it was...
When I went near the
church I thought I felt a chill,
and my left hand tensed up.
That was your devil instinct
telling you danger was near.
Being in close
proximity to someone
from the Church is a
very risky proposition...
Also...
What's even more dangerous is
that some of the exorcists
affiliated with the
Church use Sacred Gears.
They could really hurt you.
Issei?
Yeah, I'm listening.
Just know that if a devil
receives a devil-purge
it's utterly annihilated...
Nil...
The end of the line...
They can feel nothing...
They're gone forever.
You can never come
back from that...
Do you understand?
I got it.
I'm sorry...
I've gotten too worked up...
I want you to be
more careful, that's all.
Of course.
Well great...
I guess I've gone
and done it again...
Seems like she's always
pissed off at me for something.
Sorry, Asia...
Looks like I'm not gonna
be able to keep my promise.
She's not pissed off you know;
she's just worried
about you, silly boy.
You scared me!
You're still here...
I thought you had
gone home for the day.
We just received a
message from the archduke.
The archduke?
It was urgent...
A stray devil has been
causing trouble nearby.
Stray devils start out
as devil's servants.
You mean like we are?
No, not exactly...
Once in a while,
a servant rebels and kills
their master to gain freedom.
Then they become strays.
According to the reports,
this stray has
been tricking people
into that abandoned
house and eating them.
Gross!
Tonight's job
shouldn't be too hard;
just find the beast and k*ll it.
These monsters are pure evil.
They don't care about anything
but their own selfish desires.
And that always
ends in ugliness.
Issei?
Uh... Yes, President?
Are you familiar with the game
of chess?
Yeah, sort of...
I've played it,
but I totally suck.
As the master, I'm the King...
My empress is the Queen...
My cavalier the knight...
My t*nk, the rook...
My clergyman, the bishop...
And my foot soldier, the pawn.
Devils with titles of nobility
grant the characteristics
of these pieces to each
one of their servants.
That sounds kick A.
We have a special
name for them...
We call them our 'evil pieces.'
Sorry, but why are
you telling me this?
I want you to watch and learn...
Pay close attention to my devils
as they do battle here tonight.
Oh. Okay.
It's here.
Now what could that
foul, fecal smell be?
Mmmm, and something smells
quite delicious as well...!
I wonder if it tastes sweet...
Or bitter!
I see big boobies!
Viser, you wretch...
You betrayed your
master and ran away
to fulfill the lustful wants and
desires that have consumed you.
Your sins are worthy
of a thousand hells.
In the name of the great
Marquis of Gremory...
Be gone...
Or meet your death!
Oh, just give it a rest,
you little slut...!
You always have
had it in for me...!
You're just jealous
cause your breasts
will never be as
luscious as these!
This is your final warning:
Go back to your master now!
Whoa...
This is a stray devil...?
She looks like a soft-core
late-night cable-star!
Let me show you
what I'm made of then!
Ya see what I mean?
When I said it ends in
ugliness, I wasn't joking.
She's got a really
nice rack though...
What a waste.
Uh-oh...
This is not good!
This is a p*rn
I don't wanna be in!
Please be careful...
Kiba!
He just vanished!
No, he didn't;
he's just moving fast.
In this game, he's my knight.
His attribute is speed...
And his ultimate att*ck
w*apon is his sword.
Koneko...! Watch out!
It's all right.
In the game, she's my rook...
Her attribute is simple...
She has an
unparalleled strength.
That won't even
put a dent in her.
See you on the flip side.
Mental note to self...
Do not piss her off.
Akeno?
Oh, is it my turn?
How exciting...
I so love this game.
Look out!
Sacred Gear!
Thanks for that, Issei.
Hey, no problem...
My body did that on its own.
Akeno...
Finish her off please.
I've got news for you:
You're not the only one who
likes to play rough here...
So, let's you and
I have some fun!
Akeno is my Queen.
Her attributes are a perfect
combo of all the other pieces.
She's simply unbeatable.
Tough girl...
Not ready to give up yet...?
Goody!
I get to play some more!
Her w*apon is a
dark, magical power...
And that's not all.
This v*olence...
It's making me so hot.
She's really into S and M.
Is this as good for
you as it is for me?!!!
You mean she gets off on this?
Akeno...
I think she's had enough.
Aww, over already...?
I was just starting
to enjoy myself.
Any last words
before we finish this?
Go to hell.
All right...
How about we get
it over with then?
Game over.
We're done here...
Come on.
Let's go home.
Sounds good to me.
But...
Wait a second.
What's wrong?
What am I...?
What chess piece...?
I'd just like to
know how I fit in...
Tell me: Am I a knight or
something bad ass like that?
You're a pawn.
But I don't wanna be a pawn.
Well...
I'm sorry...
It's what you are.
But that blows.
Chicks do not dig pawns!
If I wanna have
my own servants...
First, I have to become
a high-ranking devil.
If I was born into power
like Rias, it'd be easy.
But I'm just another
stupid reborn,
so I have to bust my ass
to prove myself...
How can I do that though...?
I'm a pawn...
The punk-ass
little bitch of chess.
At this rate, I'll be a
full-blown loser forever.
It's unlocked.
That doesn't seem very safe.
Hello...!
I'm the devil sent
here by Lady Gremory...!
Is anybody home?!
Uh-oh...
I just had that
weird feeling again.
If you're home,
please say something!
Koneko's over-loaded with
summon requests this evening...
Can I ask you to handle
one of them for her?
Yeah, for sure.
Good.
Just make sure you
bring back a pact this time.
Whatever you do,
please don't disappoint me.
Yes, of course.
If I turn back now...
There's no way in hell I'll
be able to face the president.
Don't be totally freaked
out, but I'm coming inside!
Nice of them to set the mood...
Can anyone hear me?
Floor's wet.
Is this blood?
Holy sh*t!
'Punish the wicked.'
Words to live by.
Yes...
Wise advice to heed
from a holy man.
Well, well.
You just walked into the wrong
house, my friend...
Freed Sellzen here,
at your service.
And you must be
the scared little p*ssy
whose devil ass this holy
priest is gonna exorcise!
A priest?!
Yep...
I work for a certain
devil-purging organization
you may have heard of.
So you're the
one who did this?!
Huh?
Summoning you was proof
that he's done being human...
End of the line, sinner!
So I had to chop him up
into little bitty pieces!
Putting down degenerate devils,
and the lost souls that would
cry out to them is my job...
And no one is
better at it than me!
That's a sword of light!
First I'm gonna cut
out your evil heart,
with my heavenly
blade of light...
Then with my righteous g*n,
I'm going to blow a hole
in your wicked demon face...
How does that sound, devil?!
Kerblam!
These b*ll*ts have been
blessed by an exorcist...
Hope they taste good, scumbag?!
Damn you!
Ooo... Is the devil angry?
Maybe it's time for
Freed Sellzen to send you
back to the abyss
from whence you came!
Too slow.
Get a guy all worked up and
leave him half cocked...?
That's no way for a lady to
treat a gentleman like myself!
What the hell...?
Asia, what are you doing here?
Are you done creating
the barrier already?
Don't... Don't do this.
Right, a newbie...!
Well then, I guess
it's time you learned!
This is what the
job is, my dear...
We dispose of unfortunate people
who have been bewitched
by the evil devils.
No. It can't be.
Asia, I--
What's going on...?
Do you two know each other?
Issei, why are you here?
I'm here... because...
I'm a devil, Asia.
No... That can't be true.
I didn't want to lie to you...
I swear that I didn't...
That's why I decided it was
best not to see you again...
Please forgive me.
Oh, heavens.
Not that this isn't
heart-warming...
But you and your friend here
have no business being together.
The Fallen Angels
have expressly forbidden
all forms of contact
between our kind and theirs...
Have you forgotten that already?
Fallen angels?
Now then, shall we go ahead
and do what we came here to do?!
Not that it matters much...
...but I hope you
said your prayers!
Asia?
You've got to be
kidding me with this.
Please don't,
I beg you for mercy ...
Forgive this man
his sins, Father...!
Couldn't we just let him go?
That thing isn't a man.
It's a devil.
You made a pledge
to defeat our enemies!
It doesn't matter
to me what he is...
There's goodness
in him, I know it!
You can't just k*ll him...
How can you actually believe
the Father would approve?!
Enough of this bullshit!
Don't you touch her!
You've lost your
f*cking mind...!
What? Are there maggots
growing inside that
stupid head of yours!
Let her go!
Our fallen angel friend says
I'm not supposed to hurt you,
but I don't give a
damn about that now...
You know what happens
to naughty girls, don't you?
Asia!
Why shouldn't an
upstanding priest
do what he wants with
a filthy tramp like you?
That's not so wrong, is it?!
Don't hurt me!
Stop it!
Look, boy... you
wanna watch this go down
you're gonna have
to pay for it...
Nothing is free!
I'm not kidding around...
Let her go!
Well... Well.
Think you can take me down...?
Then come over here and
show me what you got!
No, you don't hafta do this!
There's no way I can win.
If I go through with it,
I'm probably gonna die.
But she put her life on
the line to protect me.
She saved me.
I'll save her...!
Bastard!
Take that!
I'll admit, I'm impressed...
Whaddaya say we go for a new
world record, devil scum...?!
Let's see how many pieces
of meat I can chop you into!
What was that?!
Kiba!
Hey, Issei...
Thought you could use a hand.
Oh, this is gross...
Talk about a nasty mess.
An exorcist.
You guys came.
Hell yeah...!
Now we've got ourselves a
good ole' fashioned g*ng bang!
You're done here...
Sorry to disappoint
you but he's one of us.
Oh, I'm far from
disappointed, trust me...!
So...
What's the deal...?
You're the pitcher
and he's the catcher?
For a priest, that's quite
a mouth you've got there.
What are you,
the impiety police...?
Get off your
high horse douche bag;
hunting your kind
is my only concern!
So stop preaching,
and let's get to it!
My my, this guy certainly
is a piece of work.
And you, my dear,
are a hot piece of ass...!
Oh, those eyes are k*lling me.
There's nothing I lust after
more than a sexy devil bitch!
If you want it,
come and get some!
But I really don't think
you could handle it...
Nobody hurts one of my servants.
President!
Well...
Look who finally
showed their tits...
Don't get ahead
of yourself though,
cause I'm pretty
sure I just hurt him.
It's all right... I'm here.
Thanks a lot...
I'm sorry that
I let you down again...
I tried, but I failed you.
Look at how hurt you are, Issei.
I'm the one who's sorry...
I sent you into the hands of
an exorcist, and I had no idea.
There was a barrier in
place here until a moment ago,
so we didn't even realize.
You were supposed
to make the barrier...
Little bitch...!
Die!
Please, don't hurt her!
I never forgive people
who try to do harm to
one of my servants...
Nor do I forgive those
who pick on the weak.
And I especially don't tolerate
insidious wretches like you...
Your terrible evil has
no place in this world...
That's why I'm here:
to purge it.
Well sh*t...
Big red over there
could be a problem...
I may need some back-up.
Fallen angels are here.
Just in the nick of time too...!
Hope you're hungry; cause
light spears are on the menu!
So what's the plan?
Right now, we just need
to get Issei out of here...
Akeno, prepare to jump.
Right.
Koneko.
Make sure we have Issei.
'Kay.
You're all screwed now!
We can't leave!
What about Asia?!
I'm afraid only
members of my household
can jump with
this magic circle...
Sorry, but it wouldn't work.
No... Please wait...
Don't do this!
I'm not going
to leave her behind!
You have to put me
down so I can rescue her!
Asia!
Go without me...
Please go.
I'll see you soon.
Trust me. I will.
Asia!
End of the line for you.
I'm little...
But I pack a mean punch...
I promise you.
Thank you...
This is special...
Even if it is only for today.
If I can't take care of
my friends, what good am I?!
01x03 - I Got a Friend!
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Set during the struggle among the devils, fallen angels, and angels, the story follows the adventures of Issei Hyodo.
Set during the struggle among the devils, fallen angels, and angels, the story follows the adventures of Issei Hyodo.