[♪♪♪]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Hmm.
So how are things with C.J.
now that Margaret's admitted
she has feelings for you?
Pssh. I don't know.
Pretty weird.
Mm! Mm-hmm.
I actually haven't
even seen her very much.
She's had friends visiting
from out of town,
so we haven't had
the chance to talk.
It's awkward.
♪ A ringtone! ♪
♪ Pick up your phone ♪
Don't be afraid
of your feelings.
Thanks.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
What's up?
Mm, not much.
How are you?
Good. Good.
[GROANS]
Do you guys have
a lot to do today?
Yeah, Muscle Man's
wedding's tonight,
so we're gonna
be pretty busy.
What time
are you getting here?
Probably right
before the ceremony.
Cool. Cool.
Well, cool. I guess
I'll see you later, then.
Definitely.
I'll see you later.
See, it's awkward.
Well, what are you gonna do?
I don't know.
It's fine.
Dude.
I'm fine! What?
Okay, you're fine.
Okay, Muscle Bro's
on his way with the tuxes.
Skips, you've got
the ice sculpture covered.
[GASPS]
Our horn of plenty!
Let's see. What else?
Can I just take a minute
to tell you guys something?
If you were to ask me
to assemble a team
of the best wedding planners
I could find,
a team more potent
than the sum of its parts,
each wheel turning
independently, yet together--
[CRYING]
[WAILING]
ALL:
Whoa, Muscle Man!
Oh, no, bro! Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
I didn't think
I'd be this emotional,
but it's been a wild ride
since about in the morning.
Don't worry about it,
Muscle Man.
We expected this.
[SNIFFLES]
You guys...
[SQUEALS]
I meant what
I said about the...
[WAILS]
[LAUGHS]
All right.
Let's get this guy
married, people!
[♪♪♪]
Fifty-seven. Fifty-eight.
Fifty-eight? Dude!
[IMITATING g*nf*re]
[IMITATES expl*si*n]
[LAUGHS]
Man, come on!
Why do you always do that?
♪ A ringtone!
Pick up your phone ♪
Ah! Ooh!
Oh, man.
♪ Ping, ping, ping, beep
Beep, beep, boop, a ringtone! ♪
Hey, Margaret.
Margaret? Is she coming
to the wedding, too?
Go away!
[LAUGHS]
I am coming
to the wedding.
Sorry.
Rigby was just
not setting up chairs.
That actually sounds a lot
better than what I'm doing.
Starla's turning out to be a
pretty high-maintenance bride.
Oh, I feel like
a stuffed sausage!
Where's Eileen with
my Gas-Be-Gone?
But you asked me to go
get you an iced coffee!
[SIGHS]
I should run, but
I just wanted to say sorry
for what happened
on our double date.
I apologized to C.J. too.
I didn't mean
to make things weird.
It's just--
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
Well, I'll see you
at the wedding.
[CHAIR SCRAPING]
Uh, yeah. Okay, bye.
Rigby!
Yes.
This is the opposite
of setting up the chairs.
Yeah, but now who dropped out
of art school?
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
[♪♪♪]
Margaret, hey!
Hey.
I really like your...shoes.
Uh, w-what would you call
those? Dress shoes?
You look really nice.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
These old rags?
Are you an usher?
How about ushing me to my seat?
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Uh, you can just sit
wherever or whatever.
Okay.
[SIGHS]
Hey, it's good to see you.
Wow, you look amazing.
Thank you.
Heh, this is gonna be fun.
It's gonna be good.
You know, there's a separate
deep-fryer for each table.
What?
That's not acceptable.
I'm gonna need my own!
[BOTH LAUGH]
Sorry about this week.
I've been doing
a lot of thinking, and--
MAN [ON RADIO]:
Mordecai, come in!
Yeah, what's up?
MAN: Things are really bad.
We need backup now!
[SHOUTING]
Dude, what's going on?
It's my wedding day,
and I don't have a letter!
A letter?
From Muscle Dad.
There's no way he would've
forgotten to leave me a letter
for the most important day
of my life!
Did you look in your trailer?
Are you kidding me right now?
[SHOUTS]
Married and broke won't
cover damages, Muscle Man!
Muscle Man,
why don't you sit down?
I'll get you some
electrolytes, okay?
Mordecai and Rigby will go
find your letter for you.
[PANTING]
Yeah, okay.
Write it yourselves
if you have to,
but do not come back
without that letter!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Nothin'.
[SCREECHING]
[SCREAMS]
Of course he couldn't
find that letter!
This place is a sty!
He won't get married without it,
so just keep looking!
Ugh! I want to get
this dumb day over with.
I'm gonna look over here.
Hmm.
You okay, dude?
You seem a little on edge.
You and C.J.?
What about us?
You decide what
you're gonna do yet?
What's to decide? I'm with C.J.
We're happy. It's good.
Uh-huh.
What? I said it's fine!
Just leave it!
Besides, no offense, dude,
but what would you know
about relationships anyway?
Well, actually,
smart guy, I-- Eh.
Actually what?
[GRUNTING]
Spill it!
[GRUNTING CONTINUES]
Eileen and I are dating!
[GASPS]
[BAT SCREECHING]
For, like,
a couple of months now!
We have matching bracelets!
Ah, dude, that's crazy! Why
didn't you tell me until now?
We didn't want to shove
our happiness
down your throat too much.
Well, I mean,
I wanted to shove
our happiness down your throat,
but Eileen told me not to.
Ah, dude, I'm happy
too, I swear.
Everything's fine.
Well, okay, but it's just--
The last few months,
I've been really happy,
and I think you deserve
to be happy too, man.
I'm not gonna tell you
what to do, but I will say,
I know you,
and I think you
should go with your gut
for once. Look at me.
I never think things through,
and my life rules!
Ah, sweet,
chocolate milkshake!
Thanks, man,
but it's not that bad.
Besides, relationships
are always complicated.
Eileen and I have
been dating for months,
and you never even noticed.
It doesn't need to be
that complicated.
♪ A ringtone!
Pick up your phone! ♪
You really need
to change that.
We did that
three years ago.
Hey, Fives.
How much time do we have?
Uh...
I do!
[ALL MURMURING]
And do you?
Not much.
Ugh! With all
this junk everywhere,
it could take us years
to find this stupid letter!
[GRUNTS, THEN SCREAMS]
Rigby!
[GASPS]
[FLIES BUZZING]
Ugh! Huh?
[GASPS]
Mordecai!
That's it! Let's go!
...as long as
you both shall live?
Uh, I... I can't!
[ALL GASP]
[ALL MURMURING]
Mitch?
I'm sorry, babe,
but this is
the biggest moment of my life,
and I just can't
go through with it
until I talk to my dad!
We got it! We got it!
[PANTING]
I knew I could
count on you, bros!
[CLEARS THROAT]
"To Muscle Son on his w--
His w--"
[CRYING]
I feel too much!
You got to
read it for me!
Me? Uh, I don't know.
[CRYING]
Okay, okay.
[CLEARS THROAT]
"To Muscle Son
on his wedding day."
MUSCLE DAD:
Son, if you're
reading this letter,
you've accomplished
something very tough.
You found yourself
a copilot
to help navigate
the highway of life.
You do your
old Muscle Dad proud.
Knowing you hitched
the right trailer
to the right rig
is no easy feat.
In any relationship,
it's normal to have doubts,
but when you find yourself
wondering if you made
the right choice, remember
the old Sorenstein rule.
"Trust your gut."
[GASPS]
"It was your gut
that told you you wanted
"to spend the rest of your life
with this woman,
"and it's the same gut
that still fills up
with butterflies when
you make her smile."
MUSCLE DAD:
The Sorensteins have big guts
for a reason, son.
That ain't fat in there.
It's wisdom.
Good luck on your journey,
Muscle Son.
Your dad, Muscle Dad.
[SNIFFLES]
Thanks, Dad.
Pops, let's do this!
Do you, Muscle--
Muscle Dad is right! Finding
the right person is hard.
For a while,
I've been telling myself
there's no such thing
as soul mates,
but now I'm not so sure.
Look at Muscle Man
and Starla.
It's like they were designed
for each other.
So where's my soul mate?
Are they in this room?
It could be anyone.
Maybe it's you.
Maybe it's that really
old lady. I don't know.
Why are you talking?
Oh, uh, right.
My point is, I...
Uh, uh, I don't know
if there's one perfect person
for me, but I know
for a long time,
I've been ignoring my gut.
I didn't wanna hurt anyone,
but instead of
saving their feelings,
it's made everyone
around me miserable.
For the first time,
I'm gonna take Rigby's advice.
C.J.,
I need to tell you--
Mordecai,
just stop!
I know what you're gonna say,
so save it.
I--
You don't know who
your soul mate is?
[SIGHS]
Here.
You didn't even point
in my direction.
[CRYING]
C.J.!
Yo, Mordo, if you're finished
hijacking my wedding,
is it okay
if we get married now?
The sooner
we finish this,
the sooner we can
start up these fryers!
Oh, uh, sorry.
I do.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERS]
No!
[♪♪♪]
Hey, man.
How'd it go?
C.J. and I are gonna
take a break for a while.
Sorry, man.
So when I said
"Go with your gut,"
did you hear
"Completely lose your mind
and try to dump your girlfriend
at a wedding"?
That seemed to be
the option you went with.
I told you,
I'm no good at this.
Yeah, you're the worst.
Maybe I'm just not cut out
for this romance junk.
Definitely not.
Okay, I get it.
You have a girlfriend,
and I don't.
Quit rubbing it in.
Well, it'll be
all right, man.
Come on, let's get
you some fried foods.
[♪♪♪]
06x31 - Dumped at the Altar
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.