Transcripts - Forever Dreaming

Ow!

Wait!

Dexter: Little girl,
you dropped your bunny!

You dropped your bunny!
You dropped your bunny!

You dropped your bunny!
Little girl, stop!

[Breathing heavily]

You dropped
your bunny.

Aah!

Uh, here you go.

You, uh, you should
be more careful, ok?

What? Is there
something
on my face?

Did I step
in something?

What?!

Uh...

Ok, well, I'm going
to be going now.

So you just be
more careful
with that bunny, ok?

Ok. Bye now.

Good-bye.

[Laughs nervously]

[Ding]

Teacher: Ok, class,
you may now begin your quiz.

And as soon
as you're finished,

put your pencils down
and turn your papers over.

Oh, very good, Dexter.

Why don't you just
sit and relax

while the rest
of the class finishes?

[Rattling]

[Laughs nervously]

[Humming]

[Whistling]

What?!

[Pencils writing
on paper]

[Sigh]

Hello.

And how was
your day?

Did you learn anything?

Learn? I am
big textbook, Dexter.

I'm supposed to
teach you.

Oh ho ho!
That's right. How silly.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, guess what. I've got
lots of homework tonight,

so you can teach me
all night long.

That's right.

That's right.

[Kiss kiss]

Stay back! Stay back!

I don't know
what you want,

but whatever
it is, i--

aah!

Dee Dee!

Man, I had
the creepiest day.

Everywhere I went,

this little girl kept
staring and staring at me.

And she had these
huge, creepy eyes.

Ugh.

Any mail for me?

No, but...

You have a visitor.

Oh, hi--aah!

Aah!

He's up in his
top-secret lab.

The entrance is
behind the bookcase.
Can't miss it.

[Door opens and closes]

Ew.

Where is it?
Where did I put it?

Where can it be?

Where is a laser g*n
when you need it?

I know. I'll check
the laserium.

Huh?

No!

Please, please
don't hurt me.

I'm fragile. I--

hey, my science book.

I must have dropped it
after you freaked me out
at school. Thanks.

Ok, we're even.
I gave you your bunny,

and you gave me
my book,

so will you
please get out
of my laboratory?

Why? Why do you
stare at me so?

Why do you gaze at me
so deeply and lovingly?

It is not like
I'm your boyfriend!

Oh, no. Y-You think
that you and I are...

Aah!

[Thud]

Ok, sister,
listen up.

There is no way,
nohow I am going to be
your boyfriend,

even--even if you
thr*aten to tell
the whole world

about my top-secret
laboratory.

♪ I see your eyes
when they're looking at me ♪

♪ I can't deny
that you're a sight to see ♪

♪ the look that you gave
made me fall to my knees ♪

♪ so you see, so you see

♪ your eyes are the kind
that make me feel gay ♪

♪ that gaze that you laid
knocked me into a daze ♪

♪ a look sent my way
makes me shout, hip, hooray ♪

♪ hip, hooray

♪ hip, hooray

♪ aye, aye, aye,
your eyes hypnotize ♪

♪ but why-aye-aye
do you stay by my side? ♪

♪ Woah, woah, woah

♪ why don't you go

♪ so-oh-oh I'd be alone?

♪ Aye, aye, aye,
your eyes hypnotize ♪

♪ but why-aye-aye

♪ do you stay by my side?

♪ Woah, woah, woah

♪ why don't you go

♪ so-oh-oh

♪ I'd be alone?

Hello, Dee Dee.

What are you
so happy about?

Is it because
you're in love?

No, you silly girl.

I'm happy because

I pulled the release
out of my laser g*n!

Dexter!

v*olence
is not the answer.

I mean, you can't
just go and zap
the creepy-eyed girl

just because she's
forcing you to be
her boyfriend. Duh.

I know, but what
should I do?

Simple. Get her
to fall in love
with someone else.

Impossible.

Why?

Because once
you've loved Dex,

you've loved
the best.

Uh, what was
your plan again?

Ok. Every morning,
she waits for me
outside.

Dexter: Ooh,
there she is.

Time for phase one.

By using this short-range
neutronic molecular
transporter,

I will transport
that creepy neighborhood boy

from point "a"...

To point "b."

Mmm. Impressive.

Now for
phase two--

fly true, cupid's arrow.

Ah. Isn't it
romantic, Dexter?

She's too good
for him.

Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha!

Dee Dee, stop!
Never ever run
with scissors.

It is terribly
dangerous.

You could trip
and poke out an eye

or get stabbed
in the neck or worse.

So remember, kids,
never run with scissors
or other sharp objects...

Unless you have proper
scissors-handling equipment.

Wah!

Dee Dee: Whoo!

[expl*si*n]

Whee!

[Alarm beeping]

[Alarm stops]

Dexter: Dee Dee,
would you step
into my office, please?

Uh, you wanted
to see me, sir?

No, I don't think so.
I--oh, yes. Yes.

Dee Dee, please come in.
Have a seat.

[Chair squeaking]

[Clock ticking]

Ahem. Dee Dee, how long
have we known each other?

Our whole lives, you say?

My interests--never.

Or should I say
you never knew me?

Because if you did,
you would know

I am a soul who requires
peace, quiet,

and most importantly,
solitude.

But every day, that solitude
is inevitably broken

by...you!

Which is why
I called you here.

Now, I know
these are tough times

and a dollar does not
go as far as it used to,

but it is time
to take stock,

time for
responsibility,

a time for change.

For as the lab
grows, so do
my expectations,

which, quite
frankly, you are
not living up to,

which is why
I have made

this tough
but firm decision.

Dee Dee, you are fired.

What?!

You can't
fire me!

[All Dee dees
shouting at once]

Dee Dee: How dare you
kick me out!

That's it--ow!
That's it.

I'm going to report you!
I'll have your badge.

I'll show you. You haven't
heard the last of Dee Dee!

Dee Dee: Uh!

[Echoing]
Uh! Uh! Uh!

[Glass breaking]

Rats.

Hello!

Oh, it's you.

Yeah. Um, Dee Dee,

this is kind of
embarrassing,

but I have made
a terrible mistake.

Really?

Yeah. You see,
I thought if I had

peace, quiet,
and solitude,

I'd be happy,
but I'm not.

Really?

Yeah. Something
is missing.

Chaos. I didn't
realize until now,

but I need to be
surrounded

by frantic, loud,
and annoying
behavior

so I can focus
on my work.

Really?

So as you know,
the position's open,

and, well, i--

yeah?

I kind of feel
awkward about asking
you this, but--

yeah?

Could you hang
this up

in the girls
bathroom at school?

Dexter: Ok. The girls
locker room, then.

Dexter: Hello. Temp agency?
I need to fill a position

for a spastic sister.

You do? Send them over.

Next.

So tell me
about yourself.

Oh, I love peace, quiet,
and especially solitude.

We'll call you.

Yeah, so like I said,
they were dead when I got there.

Would you like to
see my lab?

Well, I never!

So, what else
do you do...

Besides drool?

Spastic sister,
that's what they said--
spastic sister,

and that's me, so here I am.
Want a spastic sister?

Who do you call?
None other than me.
Get it? Nun other?

Ha ha ha! Well, it's been
fun, fun, fun, but I got to
go, go, go, so bye, bye, bye!

Hallelujah.

No, sorry.
Good luck, though.

I don't think
it'll work out.

When can you start?

Shall we begin?

Oh, what does
this button do?

No, no, no.
Like this.

Ew! What does
this button do?!

Oh, what does
this button do?

No, no. Bigger.
More energy.

With passion.

Ohh.

Ohh, what does
this

excuse me.

[Water splashing]

Dexter: Ok, good.

Correct. Enough running.

Ok, stop.

No more running, please.
Think dancing.

Dancing?

Yes, dancing.
I'd like to
see you dance.

Ok, but it's
bucks extra.

Ok, but this time,
break the glass.

Oh.

Oops.

This isn't working.

I'll say. What kind of
crazy show is this,
anyway?

Show?

And where are
the cameras?

Cameras?

Yes. This is
Dexter's lab,

yes.

The TV show?

TV show? This isn't
a TV show.

I'm a real
little boy,

and this is my lab.
I built it.

Oh, my agent
is so fired.

Sorry.

Wah!

[Bang bang bang]

[Crash]

Dee Dee: Whoo!

[Beeping]

[expl*si*n]

Whee!

[Alarm beeping]

Great. That was perfect.
When can you start?

man: Enter at your own peril,

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen...

♪ To smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪