09x04 - It's Not Over Until the Phil Sings

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Previously on The Amazing Race...

Nine teams set out
from Brotas, Brazil.

This is definitely the wrong way.

Lake, you're popping the
car hood, get off of it.

Married couple Lake and
Michelle got off to a rough start.

Slow down.
Slow down!

If you don't shut up...

Teams then flew more than


All I know is Russian people
drink and smoke a whole lot.

At the roadblock...

I got to do it.
I can't swim, but whatever.

a terrified Yolanda
took the plunge.

Doesn't look like she's gonna jump.

Oh, my God.

You did good.

And Wanda faced her
fear of deep water.

Down, down, down!

I'm gonna drown.

I can't make myself do it.

You can do this.

I'm so proud of you.

Danielle and Dani and
their race sweethearts,

Eric and Jeremy, shared a taxi...

Where is your bag?

but Danielle discovered
they made a crucial mistake.

Please tell me you have it.

We left it at the Roadblock.

Which caused her
team to fall behind.

I'm gonna scream.

I'm so pissed right now.

Dave and Lori and
Joseph and Monica

got lost on their
way to the detour.

I have a horrible feeling about this.

I hope he knows where it is.

Oh, my God.

While other teams grew frustrated

searching thousands
of nesting doll for a clue.

Holy hell!

Look at this rotten, mammy, jammer.

I can't even open it.

This is got to be it.
Let's go.

When Eric and Jeremy arrived at
what they thought was the pit stop...

You're the first team to arrive.

they were greeted with a surprise.

This leg is still not over,
you're still racing.

- Here's your next clue.
- Thank you, sir.

Oh, man.

Now 9 teams remain.
Who will be eliminated next?

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Is the cathedral this way?

Thank you!

Looks, uh, like a dead end.

Yeah, I see it right there.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Let's go right around this way.

Dude, there's the mat!

Run! get your last
minute out, baby.

Yeah!

What's up, big Philly-style?

- Eric and Jeremy.
- Yes, Phil?

This leg is still not over.
You're still racing.

Here's your next clue.

"Fly to Frankfurt, Germany."

Teams must now travel more
than 1.000 miles by plane

to Frankfurt, Germany.

And then 100 miles by train
to the city of Stuttgart.

Once there, teams
will need to find

the world's flagship,
Mercedes-Benz Factory

where they'll receive
their next clue.

All right, we gotta
go to Frankfurt.

- How do we get there?
- Airport?

- Let's rock and roll.
- See you, Phil.

Let's get a taxi.

Yeah!

Get over there.

Lake and Michelle...

you're the second
team to arrive.

However...

this leg is still not over.

- Oh, sh**t.
- You're still racing.

Here is your next clue.

"Fly to Frankfurt, Germany."

- Let's go.
- Okay.

Haul ass, baby.

- Airport?
- International airport?

That was beautiful
back there, dude.

- You know, that would have...
- And backpacks.

a prime spot.

You know, to be, I don't know,
holdin' hands with the chicks.

I mean, it wasn't very romantic
when Jeremy and I did it.

Yeah, it was a little gay.
It was a little gay.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

We ran across Red Square.

Nobody else we know
can ever say that.

We're doin' really
good at this time.

We're hauling ass.

It says the area
behind the cathedral.

You're the third team to arrive.

- That's good.
- Yeah.

However, you're still racing.

- Oh, sh**t.
- Here's your next clue.

Party's up.

Oh, my goodness.

We wanna make it
out here tonight

because I don't want
those other groups

- to catch up with us.
- Yeah.

I'll tell you how many
I've opened here already.

Just it's not our thing.

Ay, ay, ay.

- What is this?
- Barry, you got it.

- I got it.
- Oh, you got it.

What's the clue say?
I can't even see it.

"Take a taxi to Red Square."

I'd feel so bad if Fran and
Barry are gonna be eliminated.

St. Basil's Cathedral.

He's right up here.

BJ and Tyler, you're the
fourth team to arrive.

However, this leg
is still not over.

Here's your next clue.

- Phil.
- Phil.

Thanks for your help.

- See you in Germany.
- Get a little something for yourself.

Oh, thank you.
That's very nice of you.

Are you sure you don't need this?

Don't waste that opportunity, Phil.

- Thank you.
- You might need it.

Okay, we'll need it.

- Let's go.
- Okay.

There's Tyler.

Fran and Barry are still in it.

Hi, Phil.

Fran and Barry are here.

- The fifth team to arrive.
- Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah.

- Here's your next clue.
- I can't believe it.

- We gotta fly to Germany?
- Let's go.

See you at the airport.

- Barry and Fran are...
- Still in it.

That just goes to show
you that it's not over

until the Phil sings.

And we've got a lot
of time to catch up too.

The last thing imagined that
I would be doing in Russia

right now is cleaning up the trolley.

He's pointing at the
door that is dirty.

I think he may be
going overboard.

- Almost done.
- Okay.

Oh, my God.
This sucks.

I don't have streaking here.

Give me a hug.

Travel by taxi to
the Red Square.

- All right, let's go, let's go.
- Let's go.

What else?
No?

Thank you.

Travel by taxi to Red Square.

Okay, come on.

Still going to the airport.

Airport, up here?
This way?

We should go to
Lufthansa if we can.

How are you?

We need two tickets, please,
to Frankfurt, Germany tonight.

Okay. No problem.

There it is right there.
See?

- There's an airport.
- Thank you.

- There's the boys.
- Oh, good.

- Jeremy.
- Hey, guys.

Hey, do you wanna go
right here and see?

- Moscow to Frankfurt.
- Tonight?

- Tonight, yes, ma'am, if you have it.
- No, check-in is finished.

There's no way...

There's no way we can be
on the same flight with them?

No, baby.
She says no, baby.

Dadgum it!

You are the best
and beautiful too.

- We're gonna go.
- Thank you, thank you.

Holy cow, dude.

I don't know how we lucked out.

I can't believe we missed that
by minutes, I mean, minutes.

Come on.

- We're good?
- Yes.

Oh!
Thank you.

Is it okay?

- Woo!
- We're right behind you.

- "Travel by taxi...
- "Travel by taxi to Red Square."

- Okay, let's go.
- Oh, my lanta.

- We're gonna share a cab again.
- Here, get in.

Go, go, go, go.

St. Basil Cathedral.

- That looks like something.
- You see Phil?

Right there.

Danielle and Dani,
you're the sixth team to arrive.

Wanda and Desiree,
you're the seventh team to arrive.

Oh, my God.

However, this leg is not over.

- Here's your next clue.
- "Fly to Frankfurt, Germany."

"Once there, travel
by train to Stuttgart."

Good luck, guys.

It's just been grueling
and tedious and long.

And that this is not the end
of this leg of the race

by any means.

That's all you have
to say to me today.

We're gonna staple
this to our ass.

And then, hopefully
things will go okay.

- This way.
- There it is, there it is.

- Where?
- Just go in there.

- Come on, come on.
- Oh, it's behind.

Well, see, there's no team anymore.

Joseph and Monica,

you're the eighth team to arrive.

You're still racing.
Here's your next clue.

"Fly to Frankfurt, Germany."

- Thank you, Phil.
- Thanks, Phil.

Dave and Lori,

you're the last team to arrive.

However, this leg is not over.

- Here's your next clue.
- Open it up, babe.

- Thank you, Phil.
- Travel safe.

- Okay.
- That's Phil being his dramatic self.

We're a little worried right now.

We're the last team to arrive
at the psych-you-out pit stop.

Taxi!
I just wanna catch up.

Hi, do you have flights
for Frankfurt, Germany tonight?

Frankfurt, 9:15 PM.

- Okay, that's good, well take that.
- Yes, ma'am.

So we're gonna be an
hour and a half or two

behind the boys.

Here we go.

- What's up, man?
- What's up?

I mean, getting on up
here and get lined

is pain in the ass
getting up here.

Thank you so much.

Bye-bye, y'all.

Thank you.

Thank you.

- There's Ray and Yolanda.
- Get in another line.

Perfection.
Okay.

Goodbye, Russia.

- What's up?
- Aeroflot flight at 9:15.

Tonight, it's like no
one's moving here in line.

We're getting nowhere.

Now, there they are.

It's Wanda and Desiree.

Mom, get in that line and
I'm gonna get in this line, okay?

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

Frat boys have
already left in a flight.

And Lake and Michelle
are goin' the 9:00 flight.

That's the one we'll
all try to get on.

Jeremy and Eric wind up
playing with the dolls...

...and they got ahead of everybody.

We would've been with them.

Sucks.

Hey, hey, we need
to go to the...

Departure hall.

All the teams.

I'll stay in this line
and you go over there.

- What time is it, babe?
- It's 8:20.

She's saying that...

their computer's broken.

She has nothing she can do.

Oh, my God.

Still hang out
there just in case.

- There we go.
- Yeah, I'll ask some stranger.

Excuse me.

Oh, good!
Go, go, go, go, go, go.

- To Stuttgart?
- Yes.

Thank you.

We're on our way to
Stuttgart, Germany.

And we seem to be catching
everything by seconds.

We got some lucky breaks there.

Yeah, we're definitely did.

Lake and Michelle are on the flight

that we're all
trying to get on right now.

We might be spending
a night in Moscow.

Okay, here we go.

Their ticket counter is open.

Trying to catch that 9:15
flight to Frankfurt, please.

Danke.

Good thing we stayed.

Hold that plane!

- This one here.
- No, closed flight.

- The flight is closed?
- What's happening?

Closed flight.

They're letting
them on right there.

I know, but my chief told me no.

Could you just ask again?

Madam, finished check-in now.

Come tomorrow morning.

Oh, my gosh!

If it isn't Lake and Michelle?

- Oh, my God.
- Hey, what happened to y'all?

We got in line
that wasn't open yet,

but then it opened while
we were standing there.

- Yeah, y'all got lucky.
- Y'all got lucky, dude.

Well, some call it luck.

Others call it amazing.

Even bigger luck.

Let's just go over
here to this airline

- and see what they got.
- We need a miracle here.

Do you have any
tickets to Frankfurt?

The first flight tomorrow
in the morning at 7 o'clock.

Sucks.

We just want tickets to Germany

and we just wanna
get out of here.

This is the day from hell.

Crap.

Come tomorrow morning.

Oh, bummer.

There's no more tickets
out to Frankfurt, Germany.

So we're gonna come
back here in the morning

and get tickets for
the 7:00 AM flight.

We're gonna try to
spend the night here.

I think everyone else
is going to a hotel.

Oh, see, this isn't that bad.



My name is Yohan.

- Yohan?
- Yes.

I'm Jeremy.

Are there some pretty
ladies in Germany?

Yes.

Sometimes.

The more you drink...

The more you drink,
the prettier? Yeah,

But hey, that works.

Hey.
Mercedes-Benz.

- Is that not Mercedes?
- Yeah, let's go with that.

- That's the flag.
- Yes.

Victory is ours!

"Take a test-drive to
receive your next clue."

At 8:30 AM, teams will
take a high-speed ride

on the oldest test track
for Mercedes-Benz.

Known as the Wall of Death.

After completing the course, teams
will receive their next clue.

"Get in your car at 8:30."

There goes our lead.

We're gonna go to a hotel
right now, that sucks.

Do you know where the
Mercedes-Benz place is?

Mercedes-Benz Factory?

Was that--there it is.
Right over there.

"Take a test-drive to
receive your next clue."

Hi, guys, it's not until 8:30.

- Test-drive a Mercedes...
- Hmm, sounds fun.

The first flight to Frankfurt.

- You can go right now.
- Thank you very much.

Here are your tickets.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

You are booked on the flight.

- Okay, thank you.
- We made it.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Good morning, I'll be
your driver today.

Fasten your belts, please.

- Go.
- You got it, you got it.

Let's see how fast you are.

All right.

First, we are going on
the high-speed lane.

We are reaching


Why did I sit in the front?

Oh, wow, we're on a race track.

Totaw!

Mach schnell!

All right.

- Oh, wow.
- This is sweet.

Now, we are going straight up
through the high bank.

Oh, my gosh!

- Baby!
- Lake!

Oh, my God.

Nice.

- Oh, sweet.
Totaw!

Yes!

You're kidding.

Holy cow.

Okay, man, that was...

Man, it was awesome.

- Great ride.
- It was awesome.

- This is your car.
- Good luck.

Danke.

We probably won't drive it
like you, though, I'm sure.

Route info.

Teams will now drive
themselves nearly 200 miles

towards the City of Bad Tolz.

Once in the Bavarian countryside,

they'll need to search
for this marked field

where they'll find
their next clue.

Yeah, let's go.

We gotta find Bad Tolz.

Bingo, Bad Tolz is
south of Munchen.

- 8 takes us all the way...
- Hey, we're getting on the A-8.

That's the autobahn.

All right, cool.

All right, let's go.
The faster, the better.

All right, you're drivin', babe.

- Find it, baby.
- It's right here, Bad Tolz.

Come on, come on.

- Come on.
- Taxi!

- Let's roll.
- Come on, Dan.

- They're going that way.
- Yeah.

Taxi right here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fast, fast, fast, fast.

Can you take us
to Mercedes-Benz?

Taxi.
Mercedes-Benz?

Sir, how do you
say fast in german?

- Schnell.
- Schnell.

Schnell.

Thank you.

Taxi right there.
We're in a big hurry.

Look for it, look for it.
This way!

Let's go!
Let's go!

"Take a test drive to
receive your next clue."

We need to have
somebody help us drive.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my god!

sh**t!

Oh, lord!

That was awesome.

I'm glad we didn't eat on the train.

There it is, there it is, there it is.

"Take a test drive to
receive your next clue."

- Schnell, schnell, schnell.
- Schlapp, schlapp.

- What is schlaft?
- Schlaft... fast.

Schnell is fast.

Let's go, hurry.

"Take a test drive."

Where we going?

There it is!
There's the deal!

- Back seat, Mo.
- Be a good driver.

Oh, jeez!
You!

- So you fasten seatbelt?
- Yes!

- You are ready?
- Yes!

We're last.

- "Take...
- "Take a test drive."

- Thank you.
- That's it.

You're welcome.

"Drive towards the
City of Bad Tolz."

Let's just pull up here and
ask some of these people.

Do you know
where Bad Tolz is?

I don't know.

- "You will find your next clue."
- Okay.

Ask this guy right here.

Do you know
where Bad Tolz is?

Come on, you
wanna go meet him?

You got your pen?

Holly molly.

Oh, my god!

- Very, very nice, real cool.
- That was wild.

That is incredible.

Oh, my gosh.

- This is your clue.
- Bad Tolz?

Bad Tolz!

All right, we need
to ask someone.

- Bad Tolz!
- Ba Tons.

- Tolz!
- Ton.

Do you have to say
everything in spanglish?

Just go, I really
need to know, mom,

why you speak in an accent.

Desi, give it up!
I don't know.

But it's making it harder
for people to understand you.

"Drive towards the city of Bad Tolz."

We're just gonna try to
follow Wanda and Desiree.

- Thank you!
- "Drive towards the city of Bad Tolz."

- So we're driving.
- "Find your next clue."

- Let's go.
- Oh, I see it.

Ok, A-8 toward Munich.

But we don't want to go in Munich,
we need to go around.

What's the road?

- A-8.
- Ok, thank you.

Thank you.
Hot booty.

You see that sign?
It said Munich right there.

Yeah.

Bad Tolz is here.

- Highway 8?
- Yeah, there.

- Thank you, let's go.
- Thank you so much.

- Tell me how to get there.
- I don't know how to get there.

Y'all know anything?

No, we're gonna go
to a gas station.

- Okay.
- Wait till they're out of eye sight.

- Ok.
- Good job.

I found it, Joe.

- Did you?
- Yeah.

Ok.
This one right here.

We're on the autobahn.

- It was as little half-lie.
- Only a little white lie.

After Moscow, it's something
that we promised ourselves,

that we were gonna
work for ourselves.

It's a competition, you know?

Ok, keep directing me, sweetheart.

Take the A-8 towards Munich,

and i haven't seen any
signs for Munich, have you?

- Yeah.
- Did we?

- Yes!
- No, mom. Munich's that way.

I'm reading it on the
signs going backwards.

I don't know where they're going.

All I know is the direction
I'm going is behind

Wanda and Desiree.

There was another exit for A-8.
We're going the wrong way.

Desi, come on.
Work with me here!

All right, don't panic.

- Why'd they get off?
- You got me.

All right, get off
and tell the girls.

Hey, we realized that
we think we've been taking



- So we got to make a u-turn.
- Yeah.

You can't get back on
the autobahn right here.

Oh, my god!

We're all going into this blindly, so...

...it happens.

There is Ellbach.

Oh, my gosh!
There's the box right there.

Nice.

Roadblock.

A Roadblock is a task that
only one person may perform.

In this Roadblock,that person
has to search this field

that is being planted
with 150 of these familiar

hats and feet with
only 11 gnomes hidden.

Teams will have to find the
Travelocity Roaming Gnome

in order to retrieve
their next clue.

"Who's ready to reap a reward?"

- Me, I guess.
- All right.

"Search the field for
Travelocity Roaming Gnome."

Look under boots, look
under cones, go, run!

Oh, my god.

Look under it, and if it's
not a gnome, put it back.

All right, gnomey!
Let's go!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Very fast, very fast.

Hurry up.
We have to go.

Got you!

Travelocity Roaming Gnome.

Come on!

All right, gnome.
All right, Route Info.

Good work.
It's good to see you again.

"Drive yourselves to
Bavaria Film in Grunwald

and take your Travelocity Roaming
Gnome along with you."

"But bring it safely
to the pit stop."

Here it is, there's a road
that goes straight up to Grunwald.

- What's the name of it again?
- Ellsbach.

All right, let's see if this
person lives here or not.

Uh, sir, Ellbach?

Ellbach?

It's a little bit hard to go there.

Is there any way possible,
if you could please,

to ride over there and
show me where it is?

Ok.

I-I-I can't drive and
I'm too drunk anymore.

- I'll drive, is that good?
- All right, good.

- I'll get in the back.
- Okay, get in, that's great.

You think that you're probably
sober enough to get us there, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sober
enough but I gotta, you know...

Not to drive.

- So, up here?
- Yeah, it's right here.

It's right there, Lake.
Take a left.

Guys, good to see you!

Clues!

- I'm doing it.
- Go ahead.

- Do you want to do it?
- Sure.

Find that gnome, boy!

The gnome is lucky.
You want the gnome.

Okay.

Quit paying attention to that.

You go opposite of him
so you don't copy him.

All right, I'm gonna
systemically go.

That gnome's buried, Beej.

Find that gnome!

Bring it home!

Come on, babe, get after it.

Make sure you don't miss it.

So here he is, here he is,
here he is.

That's it, baby! You did awesome!
That's my man!

All right.

"Drive yourselves to Bavaria Film."

Go get it, Beej!
Come on!

What does it look like?

Like this!

- Yeah, buddy!
- Good job.

Nice gnome, buddy.

"Drive yourselves to
Bavaria Film in Grunwald."

Listen, he can show
us how to get out.

But we're gonna have
to take him to his house.

It's only gonna take
us 5 extra minutes.

All right.

- Follow me.
- Great.

Down for now.

See you, gnomes.

Lake and Michelle had a
german guide in their car.

How did they get
that German guy?

Did they rent him?

- Hold it, stop.
- I see it.

- There it is.
- Roadblock.

- Why don't you do it?
- I'll do it.

Travelocity Roaming Gnome, okay.

Gnome is like a little person.

- Be systematic.
- I'm gonna only do feet.

Why?

Because that will be my system.

- There it is, I got it.
- Okay.

Oh, babe, I'm so excited.
Rip it open.

"Drive yourselves to Bavaria Film."

- Let's look on the map.
- Okay.

This is the way
Fran and Barry travel,

in a car with a map,
that's what we do.

Today, we hit our stride.

Take that same route back up.

Oh, Lord, help us here.

Mom, isn't this
exactly where we turned?

Oh, no. We're taking this again.

This is where we turned
before, remember?

- Oh, my God.
- We're going on a circle.

It's the same spot.

This is where we left off.

- Damn it.
- This is bad.

God, I thought we
were going in a circle.

Man, this is like Groundhog Day.

This is ridiculous.

I don't know what to do.

This is ridiculous.

Now what do we do?

We're going the wrong way then
we're going the wrong away.

Oh, turn around.

Again.

- We're gonna find it.
- But then, we don't know--

when, two hours from now?

Well, I don't know what
you want me to-- what I want...

See, you see?
Damn it, Desi.

I'm looking, so don't
you "damn it" me.

I'm so stressed out, you know.

How about you?, are you
stressed out or you're lovin' it?

I'm stressed out.

All right, can we get off here?

Yay!

Bad Tolz.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

That was like, the furthest
freakin' drive in the world.

Bavaria Film.
Right, right, right.

- Nice, dude.
- Here's' the box.

Detour.

A Detour is a choice
between two tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this Detour, teams
have to choose between

Break It or Slap It.

In Break It, team
members must alternate

breaking stunt bottles
on each other's heads

until they find one
with "Prost".

The German word for cheers
printed on the back of the label.

However, they'll only
be able to break

one bottle per cuckoo

of this cuckoo clock.

In Slap It, teams have to
learn and correctly perform

a sequence of steps from
a complex German folkdance

known as Schuhplattler.

The task is physical but
a team with the right rhythm

could finish fast.

Yahoo!

Let's break it, dude.

All right.
Oh, geez, dude.

- It's a lederhosen.
- That's you.

How awesome is this?

I think these things are
gonna be jammed up our ass.

- Oh, they're out there.
- All right, let's go.

That girl is a little hottie.

Wait, so we have to wait till
a cuckoo chimes or what?

Yeah.

Okay, Cuckoo, cr*ck it.

- Hell, no.
- Go!

This is heavy.
Oh, my God.

- Where's the label?
- No, that's not one.

Bust another one.

This poly girl is pretty hot though.

- Yo, that's my girl!
- Oh!

- Dang it.
- Nothin'.

You've done your country
well in your lederhosen.

Thank you, sir.

sh**t, all I see is glass.

Ellbach.

Good job, Ray.
Roadblock.

I'll do it.

All right, Ray!
Be systematic!

Good gracious, there's
gotta be one right here.

You didn't do those
at the very back.

Come on, baby, come on!

Hurry, babe!

Roadblock.

You can do it.
Come on, baby.

I'll do it.

"Drive yourselves to Bavaria Film."

Good job.

Hey, slow down,
slow down, slow down.

- MoJo.
- I mean I was kind of MoJo.

They're always hot on our trail.

- Oh, how did it get so close?
- I don't know.

Go, baby!

It's right here, it's right here.

- Who is this?
- MoJo.

- You're gonna do it?
- Yeah.

Travelocity Roaming Gnome.

Go, baby!

Go, baby!

Let's rock and roll!

You found it?

Yeah.

"Bavaria Film."

Good job, babe.
That was fast.

Here, I found it.
It's back towards Munich.

Hold up.

You want me to
pull into the Shell?

- Yeah.
- How do I get to Grunwald?

Turn to the left which would
bring you to Grunwald.

- You okay?
- Okay, thank you.

It's better to stop
and make sure

than go the wrong way.

Come on, baby.
Just remember which ones

you've already looked under.

Let's go, baby!

- Oh.
- Did you find it?

Yeah!

- Good job, that was quick.
- Let's get the map out real quick.

Okay.
Grunwald.

- This way.
- Okay, let's go.

Oh, German karate.

- Wow.
- Nothing.

You wanna go out
with us later?

- Get some beers.
- If you pay.

Oh, I got plenty.
Don't worry about it.

No.

It was fun, now it's
just getting old.

- Son of a bitch.
- Oh, my gosh.

We're wasting so much time.

Hans, thank you so much.

- Yes, you're very...
- You've been very kind.

- Bye.
- Thank you very much.

We think we know
where they're going.

Do you know where Bavaria is?

Bavaria Film to the right.

- All right.
- Detour.

- Break It or Slap It?
- Break It.

Break wine bottles, let's do that.

- Dude, run faster.
- It's the hippies now.

- Oh, I got one.
- You got one?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

- Oh, they found it.
- I need a changing room.

- I'm not wearing underwear.
- Prost.

- That's right.
- Thank you, thank you.

Can we have kisses?

Now, give me some
good lipstick there.

- Oh, that's good.
- Thank you.

"Make your way next pit stop."

Teams must now travel 10 miles
into the City of Munich

and find this street: Leopoldstrabe.

Where they'll find this place:
the Siegestor.

This 153-year-old monument to peace

is the pit stop for
this leg of the race.

The last team to check in
here may be eliminated.

- Let's go.
- Go, go, go.

Guten tag!

Okay.
Oh, my gosh.

- You're gonna break a bottle on my head?
- Yes!

Let's go.

Munich, you know where that is?

If we keep going north,
we'll get to it.

Get in.

Check out lipstick
I got on my face, dude.

- Did I get some too?
- Yeah.

- Frat Boys just love this.
- Ready?

Oh, God, this is gonna hurt.

Ah!

Not so bad.

Nein!

Ow!

A little less hard, please.

Let's start here, ready?
I'm gonna do you first.

All right, don't do it hard now.

All you have to do
is barely hit me.

Oh, shut up and take it like a man.

Okay, that hurt because
you hit it so soft.

Okay, there it is.
Yeah, baby!

- "Make your way...
- "Make your way to the next pit stop."

Bye, guys.

- That was fun, huh?
- We b*at the hippie team.

- Prost!
- Prost!

Thank you.

I would like to go dancing with you.

Oh, that's nice of you.

- All right.
- Let's do it.

- Bavaria Film.
- Bavaria Film.

- Slap It.
- I think so too.

Great, I can't wait to do this.

Oh, the teacher.

- We will start at the beginning.
- Right, okay.

One, two.

With your left hand.
Three, four.

Got it.
Yes.

One, two, three, four, five.

Let's go, one, two,
three, four, five.

Shall we try it?

- You pick it up.
- Sure.

Yeah, let's try it.

Three, four, five.

One, two, three, four, five.

- Oh, God, I'm off.
- I can't do it that fast.

Can't do it that fast.
Can we start over?

Start over again.
It's too fast, exhausting.

We're going to the pit stop.

I got it, I know
exactly where we are.

Bam, there it is.

- There's the Siegestor.
- Is there parking?

Get the gnome, let's go.

Where's the mat?

Welcome to Munich, Germany.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

- Eric and Jeremy.
- Yes, Phil.

You are team number one.

Now, I see you have
a gnome with you.

Yes, sir, we do.

All right, now, I have some
good news for you guys.

As the winners of
this leg of the race,

you have won a trip for
two from Travelocity

to the heart of Africa.

You're gonna be staying
in luxurious accommodations

white-water rafting
down the Zambezi River.

Going on the back of an
elephant for a safari,

and you will get to
see Victoria Falls.

Now, can I just see
the side of your face?

That's a kiss from who?

- That's a kiss from poly girl.
- Poly girl.

I would have to say that you
guys are the biggest Casanovas

we've ever had
on The Amazing Race.

Danielle and Dani
are a really sweethearts

and we had a good time.

And we just hope they
make onto the mat so we can,

you know, do a little more
tongue wrestlin', whatever.

Get me to the map.

I don't know where
we're going now.

No, they are right there.
It's freakin' BJ and Tyler.

sh**t.
Follow him.

Is that Lake and Michelle?
They're turning the corner.

Hey, do you know
the name of the street

we're supposed to get on?

Leopoldstrabe.

I guess we're just gonna
drive ahead and check it.

- Wait here.
- Just let them go.

Let's talk to this other car.

Where is Leopold Street?

Right at the stoplight.

Danke, okay, make a U-ey right here.

- Did they come or are they stayed?
- I don't know.

I don't care.

I'm getting very tired
of all these streets.

- It's so confusing.
- Baby!

Zip the negativism now.

It's not positive,
just don't say it.

Okay.
Let's go, babe!

Get on to it, babe.
Let's go the Siegestor.

We're gonna make it.

- That's what I like.
- Let's go, baby.

You can do it.
You're great.

We're gonna b*at them.

That's a nice little
gift they gave us.

It's right here.
Over there.

- Park it right, right here.
- Way to go, buddy.

- This is it, I think.
- Okay.

There it is.
They b*at us.

Backwards, backwards.

They're running backwards.
Do you see that, Peter?

Phil will stop us
before we hit them, right?

Santa!

BJ and Tyler...

you're team number two.

- Yeah!
- Two!

Two!

- It's down here, babe.
- All right.

Lake and Michelle...

you're team number three.

- Awesome.
- Yeah.

Good.
You were fantastic.

- Thank you so much.
- It's very fun.

"Make your way to the pit stop."

- This is it.
- They're already here.

- Who's here?
- Somebody.

Detour.
Let's keep breaking bottles.

Team coming.
Let's go.

How did Fran and Barry get here?

We have to go
back up to Munich.

- I'm heading towards Munich now.
- Okay.

- All right.
- Here goes nothin'.

You look really sexy.

- Is it one?
- No.

No, wait!

...for the cuckoo.

This is the weirdest
thing I've ever done.

- Bavaria Film.
- Where is it, baby? Right here?

I don't see it.
You see it? You see a sign?

- Let's go straight.
- That's Ray and Yolanda.

They probably think it's here.

Oh, it's out there.

- Follow them.
- They did get ahead of us.

- Those sneaky rats.
- Oh, here it is.

- Oh, you're awesome. Detour.
- Detour.

- Let's break the bottles.
- Break It or Slap It.

- You wanna break it?
- Okay.

They don't fit.

- Can you help me?
- Yeah.

- Is it on backwards?
- No, it's right.

Your butt's just big.

You gotta help me,
I don't know how to do this.

Put your head down.

- No word.
- Okay.

This is big,
this is gonna hurt.

You find it?
Yes!

- No.
- No.

What the...

This is hilarious.

- Oh, there it is.
- We got it.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

We did it in like
freakin' five minutes.

Damn!

"Make your way to
the next pit stop."

- We got lucky,
- Go, go, go, go.

- Turn here.
- On the grass?

- Yeah.
- That way, that way.

"Who's ready to reap a reward?"

- I'll do it.
- Danielle, fast.

A Roadblock.
I'll guess I'll do it.

Hurry, Dan, hurry!

- Trying!
- Come on, Des!

Does it say you have to dig?

It can't be as simple
as just turning it over.

Unless somebody already
got the gnome on this one.

Oh my gosh.

We don't wanna be competing
against each other,

we've been teaming up.

We can only help each
other so long, you know, so...

Come on, Dan.

Come on!

Yeah, Dan got it!

Come on, Dan!

Come on, she got one!

Mom, I have looked
under every one of them.

We'll see you there.

Des, it's a gnome.

I don't think the gnome
fits in the boot, Desi.

Mom, it's gnome.
The G is silent.

Well, it's already been taken.

- I'm so sorry, mom but...
- You had-- you've been walking.

She was running.

Mom, I just don't
know where it is.

The fact of the matter is...

they're all gone.

I think we lost this one.

I'm sorry, mom, but I don't
know where I have empty hats.

Mom, I just don't
know where it is.

I've looked at every
single one of them.

I don't know which
ones are left.

Okay, but don't
get yourself upset.

Let's keep on track.
Keep the faith.

Did I already look at this one?

I can't remember.

- She got something?
- Yes!

Thank the Lord.

Okay.

Let's go.
This is what we feared.

Now we're gonna be
against the Dani girls.

We're not gonna give up.

The pit stop is a Siegestor.

Let's probably look at
that big thing right there.

- Fran and Barry.
- Yes.

- You're team number four.
- Yes!

Batter up.

Nada.
Never been so frustrated.

Holy hell.

- Oh, my god, babe.
- What the hell?

I think we can do the dance.

- Okay, come on.
- We're gonna switch.

Oh, they're gonna
do the other thing.

Two, three, four.

Oh, they might be comin' back.

You did it, baby.
That was so good.

This was way more fun
than the bottles.

They got it.

"Make your way to
the next pit stop."

We just need to
get out of here.

This could take forever.
I wanna go, I wanna go.

- We changed our minds.
- We wanna do dancing.

Back, hit, front, hit.

One, two, three, four, five.

- Yeah.
- Ah!

You got it!

I love you, New York!

"Make your way to
the next pit stop."

- What street is it on?
- Leopold.

- That's it.
- Okay, let's go.

Dave and Lori,
you're team number five.

Yeah!

You just gotta run
this race for yourself.

And you know it brought
us from ninth place

up to fifth place.

An act that we can be proud of.

- There we go.
- Nice.

I'm coming, Phil!

Joseph and Monica,
you're team number six.

Ray and Yolanda,
you're team number seven.

Danielle, it's right in
front of our faces.

Detour.

We're gonna do the dancing.

Back, hit, front, hit.

One, two, three, four, five.

- It's just so dark.
- Oh, what's that sign say?

Bavaria Filmstadt.

Fair enough.
There's another clue box.

"Break it or Slap it."

- Let's tackle the dance.
- Sure.

- Come on, let's do it.
- Okay.

Thank you.

"Make you way to
the next pit stop,

the Siegestor in Munich."
Okay.

Come on, come on.

- Bye guys.
- Good luck, guys.

We've been through too much
to go home right now,

I'm not getting eliminated.

I feel so Hansel
and Gretel right now,

I can't even stand it.

Maestro.

"Make your way to the pit stop."

- Okay, come on.
- Where is this place?

Do you know where this is,
Siegestor in Munich?

I can't describe it for you.

I'm going out of
my mind right now.

Wait, wait, wait,
there's a sign here.

Okay, a sign for Munich.
That is encouraging indeed.

Oh, we always come this close.

It's so frustrating.

- Is this it?
- Ask him.

Siegestor, which one is it?

- It's this one.
- Where that car just went?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

We're sick and tired of
competing not to be last.

Is that the other team?
Is that a Mercedes?

- Yes.
- Oh, my God.

We can still b*at
them in a foot race.

- Look to your left.
- Hang on, they're over there.

Wanda and Desiree are following us.
They're right behind us.

Oh, my God.
So much pressure right now.

Here we go, parking.
Got the gnome?

Yes.
Come on, let's go!

There it is, there it is.
Go, go, run mom, run!

- Wait for me.
- Please, oh, please, oh, please.

Danielle and Dani...

you're team number eight.

We're still in it, baby.

Welcome to Munich, Germany.

Wanda and Desiree...

you're the last team to arrive.

I'm sorry to tell you, you have
been eliminated from the race.

Yeah.

- We...
- We got lost.

- Yeah.
- A lot.

It's just been one...

nightmarish wrong
turn after the next.

Desiree, are you
proud of your mom?

I'm really proud of her.

I'll tell you, Phil,
these past four days

have been hell.

My mother has always been
someone who's met challenges

with grace and with strength.

And I've been really fortunate
to be able to look up

to someone that had
a lot of attributes

that I really wanted to emulate.

My daughter, I love
her more every day

and she's an adult now.

So this race, it just reassured
me that she's very independent,

And it's just wonderful.

And, you know what,
we'll always be a team but,

you know, you can't win them all.

Stay tuned for scenes
from our next episode.

On the next episode
of The Amazing Race...

Oh, my God.

Teams struggle to find the
clue in pieces of laundry.

I'm flabbergasted here.

- You having fun yet?
- No, I wanna k*ll myself.

Please let us find this thing.

And Lori breaks down
at the Roadblock.

- Come on, baby!
- They don't fit, it doesn't fit anything.

That's gotta be
part of the thigh.

I know but it doesn't fit!

Oh, my God.
It's horrible.

I feel like such an idiot.