03x09 - Three Minus Bree

[bunniefuu]

Hey, did you guys know
we had a study abroad program?

Why would I go to another country
to do something I don't do here?

Look, it says you get to spend a whole
semester at a high school in Australia.

And guess what? I applied!

Cool! Kelly Porter
went last year.

She got sucker punched
by a kangaroo.

Well, all right. I guess
we're going to Australia.

Uh, no, no, no.
No way, this is my thing.

I can finally be on my own,
I can study,

travel, make new friends.

I hate to be a wet blanket...

No, you don't.

But Mr. Davenport
is never gonna let you do this.

You can't go on missions if
you're halfway across the world.

Well, sure I can.

I mean, I haven't figured out
all the details yet,

but there's gotta be a way
to make it work.

Not unless these two
can unlock a new ability

to make up for you
not being here.

Ooh! Maybe I can
unlock an ability

where I disappear
and reappear somewhere else.

Let me try.

[ Grunts ]

Did it work?

You didn't do it long enough.

Try it again,
this time more grunting.

[ Grunting ]

You did it!
Yeah!

[ All cheering ]

Announcer: The world's
first bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us.

Faster. Smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

Living in my basement?

Bree, is there something
you wanna tell me?

I got this.

Look, we all like you,

but we think Tasha
could've done better.

I just got a phone call that said you'd
been accepted to study in Australia.

What? That's crazy!

Did they mention
what day I'm leaving?

You're not going.
Why?

Come on, Bree, it was obvious.
Even Adam saw that one coming.

No idea what you're talking about,
already moved on to cold cuts.

You can't abandon the team.

What if Adam and chase
picked up and left for a month?

Well, then I wouldn't
have to go to Australia.

I wouldn't just be
leaving you guys.

I can superspeed back
anytime you need me.

That's not the only issue.

What about your bionics?
Your training? Your capsule?

Mr. Davenport,
this is really important to me.

Can't we at least discuss it?

We just did.
You're not studying abroad.

End of conversation.

This is so unfair.

Don't worry, Bree,
I'll get you to Australia.

[ Grunting ]

Hey, check it out, eddy.

I'm repurposing
one of big d's old projects

to impress him
with my tech skills.

Oh, so now you're failing
with his ideas.

He created a neurotransmitter

to help diagnose
medical symptoms.

The software is based on
your smart home system.

Well, we know
you're good at one thing...

Stealing.

It's really cool.

You swallow this pill

and it attaches
to your cerebral cortex.

Then it diagnoses the problem

and sends a report
to my computer.

Wow! Who needs doctors
when they got

a 16-year-old crackpot
with a magic pill!

Hey, sweetie.
How's it going?

[ Sneezes ]

Good. Are you still sick?

Yeah, I think this cold
is getting worse.

Fantastic!

How would you like to try out
my newest invention?

The "smart body" system.

Oh, no, I am not a Guinea pig.

No, you're
a different kind of...

Shut it!

Oh, come on, mom.

This will let you know
if this is just a cold

or something more serious.

Leo, I don't want
some weird gadget

floating around inside my body.

You don't know anything
about medical stuff.

Well, I don't have to.
Big d made the technology.

It'll only take
a few hours to work.

Trust me, it's totally safe.

I don't know, Leo.

Okay, I get it.
You don't believe in me.

Thanks for understanding, sweetie.
Mom!

Oh, okay, fine.
Give me that.

Oh, and by law, I'm required to inform
you of the possible side effects.

Headache, nausea, hair loss,
random twitching...

[ Gasps ]

You know what,

it'll just be faster
if you read 'em.

Guess who just got invited to the
panic inferno concert tonight?

Ooh, Brendan Delaney?

Me.

Caitlin doesn't want to go alone
because she's totally devastated.

Why is she devastated?

Her boyfriend dumped her!

Isn't that awesome?! Whoo!

Bree, I'm sorry,
but you can't go.

I have to extract
your bionic chips tonight

for a critical
performance modification.

Can't we do that tomorrow?

No. I'm gone all day
with a new product launch.

Look, I wish I could go
to the concert, too.

You know, I get
the whole rock and roll thing.

Uh, people who get
the rock and roll thing

don't say,
"I get the rock and roll thing."

Come on, Mr. Davenport,
can't I just...

No, I'm sorry, Bree,
you can't go.

Being bionic is ruining my life.

I can't go to a concert, I can't go
to Australia, I can't do anything!

You could go get me some juice.

You know what, I don't care.

I am going to that concert.

Bree, what are you doing?
You can't just...

[ Door slams ]

Can you believe that?

What I can't believe
is Caitlin had a boyfriend.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Blows nose loudly ]

Okay, the capsule had enough
time to work through your body.

Now I just need to activate the
software and download the diagnosis.

Seems like a lot of trouble.

I say we just put her down.

Okay, done.

We're up and running.

Wait, where's the diagnosis?

Eddy's voice: What a surprise.
You messed up again.

[ Both gasp ]

Eddy?

What's going on?

Why do I have arms?!

Aah!

What have you done to me?!

I'm hideous.

[ Crying ]

Oh, no. Oh, no!

When I copied your schematics,
I must have accidently

transferred you
from our mainframe to the pill.

What are you saying?!

Eddy, you're trapped
in my mom's body.

No, no, no!

Ah, she even cries ugly!

Okay, guys,
we don't have a lot of time,

so let's get to work
on your chips.

Where's Bree?

Uh...

She's at the panic
inferno concert!

Ahh, he broke me.
This guy's good.

I can't believe
you went to that concert

when I specifically
told you not to.

I cannot believe
that you jumped on stage

and begged every member of the
band to sign your t-shirt.

[ Scoffs ]
I most certainly did not.

I got all of 'em,
didn't I? Huh?

Look, that's beside the point!
You are in big trouble!

Yeah, thanks for
selling me out, guys.

Oh, you have no idea what we
went through. He grilled us!

I said, "where's Bree?"

At the concert.
Oh, man, he got me again.

Look, because of you,

we are three hours behind.

Now the modification's
gonna take all night.

Now go get in your capsule
so I can extract your chip.

Ugh, fine.

I don't know what
has gotten into you lately.

You can't just do whatever
you want whenever you want.

Trust me, you have made that
abundantly clear.

My life is not my own.

[ Whirring ]

Here, my chip.

All I want is a little control
over what I do.

Yeah, well, you're part of a team.
That's not gonna happen.

So that means I have to give up
my entire life because of it?!

Yeah!

Well, if being bionic is gonna stop me
from having the life that I want...

I don't want to be
bionic anymore.

Bree, what are you doing?

Getting my freedom.

Bree, no!
No!

What did you do?!

Well, she smashed
her little chip...

I know what she did!

How could you do that?!

Well, she picked up that...
I got it!

You have no idea
what you've done.

I know exactly what I've done.

Both: Ooh.

Then you know you've made the
biggest mistake of your life.

Both: Ooh!

Now help me find the rest of your
chip so I can try to fix it.

You know what, no.

Both: Ooh!

Excuse me?

I said "no."

Adam, chase, can you
leave us for a minute?

I need to speak to Bree alone.

No, stay.

There's nothing left
to talk about.

[ Sighs ]

Don't worry, Mr. Davenport,
I'll go talk to her.

No. If she doesn't want her bionic
abilities, she's off the team.

Eddy, I keep trying to come up with
a solution, but nothing's working.

I'm shocked.

Look, we're just lucky Davenport's
been in the lab all night

and hasn't found out yet.

What are you doing
in there anyway?

Just freshening up.

Ta-da!

[ Screams ]

Doesn't she look great?!

Being human is awesome!

Not only can I get
sweet revenge on Tasha,

but I can also do this.

Noogie, noogie, noogie,
noogie, noogie, noogie!

[ Laughs ]

Stop messing around!

You need to act normal.
Pretend you're my mom.

So an insufferable nag.
Got it.

Hey, Leo.

Hey!

Hey, Adam, how are you?

Well, my "word of the day"
calendar says "elaborate."

So I guess I'm elaborate.

Ooh!

Whoa! Tasha?

[ Laughs ]

You look great!

Oh!

Mom, you can't have
thousand island dressing,

it makes you sick.

Violently.

Ahh. Delicious!

[ Stomach gurgling ]

Uh...

[ Vomiting ]

Leo, what's going on?

Okay, it's a long story,
but I made a pill,

my mom took it, and now eddy
is trapped inside her body.

Eh, it happens.

I need to run down to
the lab and fix this.

Just stay here and don't
let him out of your sight.

Got it.

Well, I'm out of here.

Whoa, wait.

Leo said I'm supposed
to keep you here.

No, he didn't.
Yes, he did.

No, he didn't.
Yes, he did.

You know what,
he's right in the lab.

Why don't you just
run down there and ask him?

I'll wait here.
Don't mind if I do.

Hey, can I get you
anything from the mall?

Nope, I good.
Thanks for asking.

[ Laughs ]

Leo, I just had
the most awesome day.

Now that I don't have bionics, I can
do whatever I want, whenever I want.

Kinda busy. Can I get
a rain check on caring?

I just finally know what
it feels like to be normal.

This morning I was
supposed to meet Caitlin.

I was an hour late.
She's not talking to me.

It's awesome!

It's a little bit early
to cash in that rain check.

Hey, Leo, did you tell me to keep
your mom here or let her go out?

Keep her here.

Ah! Could've gone either way.

Heads up.
I just got a mission alert.

There's a five-alarm fire
at a chemical plant

and the response team
can't control it. Suit up.

We have to get ahead
of this thing before it spreads.

Chase, you're gonna
scan satellite images

and try to pinpoint
anyone who's trapped.

Adam, you'll knock down the
compound wall and rescue them.

Me?

I'll come along with you guys
and try to help any way I can.

Yeah, you can come on the mission,
but not dressed like that.

Yeah, the fire's already a
tragedy, don't make it worse.

Just go!

Well, what can I do?

Nothing. You're not
on the team anymore.

Eddy, pick up, pick up!

Ahh.

What's up, peanut?

I have been trying
to find you for hours.

Where have you been?

Making enemies.

Let's just say Tasha's no longer
welcome at the gas station,

the grocery store,
the dry cleaner, or zoo.

The zoo?

Apparently you're not
supposed to kick a lion

when they're sleeping.

She's gonna be sore tomorrow.

[ Laughs ]

You're back!

Where are Adam and chase?

They're putting their gear away.

Oh, well, I mean,
I was starting to get worried.

You guys were gone forever.

Let me guess, Adam tried
to transport you home

by closing his eyes
and grunting?

Actually,
Adam was quite helpful.

Hey, guys.

How was the mission?

Oh, it was terrible.

You know, I was thinking
about having

my next birthday party
at a chemical plant,

but now I just...
I just don't know.

We rescued everyone, but the
mission took twice as long.

Adam and I
barely made it out alive.

Yeah, and in case
you're wondering,

heat vision
does not put out fires.

Oh, well, I mean, I'm sure it would've been
just as dangerous if I had been there.

No, if you had been there,
your superspeed

would've created a vortex
and put out the fire instantly.

Congratulations, Bree.

I hope that being normal
is worth it.

[ Screams ]

Big d is back.

Go upstairs and hide.

If he sees you, he'll freak!

Okay, okay.

There's just one last thing
I need to do.

Hello, reverse mohawk!

No, no, no, no!

[ Both grunting ]

Whew! You would not
believe the day I had.

Yours looks like it was worse.

Yep, she wins. We gotta go.

Where are you going?

Can I at least get
a little good-bye kiss?

Oh, you wish!

Get away from me, peewee!

Ew!

Was that eddy's voice?

No.
You betcha!

[ Laughs ]

Leo, what did you do?

I put eddy into a pill,
and then gave it to my mom,

and now he took over her body,

but I also got a b in French,
so let's focus on that.

[ Laughs ]

Tasha, are you in there?

Yes, and I only married you
for your money, so dump me now.

Eddy!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, relax, Donnie.

The old bag is fine.

But not for long!

Face-plant!

No!

Wow, she's got some bounce!

How could you do this, Leo?

Are you really that surprised?

I'm gonna go jump off the roof!

No, you don't.
She's gonna jump on the roof.

No! Come back!

This is my nasal extractor.

Why did you create
a nasal extractor?

Why does Adam
keep shoving things up his nose?

Continue.

Wait, this baby
really packs a punch.

I don't know
if I can use it on her.

I can!

Wait, I'm not done yet!

There's still a few people
that like her!

[ Whirring ]

[ Muffled screams ]

Yes, I got the capsule!

Oh. [ Sighs ]

[ Clears throat ]

[ Chuckles ]

Tasha.

What happened?

Who did it?

And why is there
raw meat in my hood?!

That's nothing. Wait until you
see what's in your purse.

[ Screams ]

You can probably guess
why I'm here.

Chase and I didn't make it out
of the fire and we're ghosts?!

I owe you an apology.

Yeah, well, you should've
apologized when we were alive.

Look, I just wanted
some freedom from being bionic.

I never meant
to put you guys in danger.

Well, you did.

I know.

I was just thinking
about me instead of us.

We're a family.

I was being selfish
and I'm really sorry.

I want back in.

Good.

Whoa, wait a minute,
we gotta vote on it. Hands?

I'm looking for a three-fifths
majority and someone to calculate it.

Adam, we don't have to vote.

Yeah. Get out!

Oh, right, family, family,
yada-yada, I got it.

Bring it in.

What's going on?

Mr. Davenport,
I messed up, and I'm sorry.

I'm ready to be bionic again.

Well, I'm glad you feel
that way, but I can't do that.

What do you mean? She apologized
and she wants back in.

I didn't create your chip,
my brother did.

And now that it's damaged
so badly, I can't duplicate it.

Wait, what are you saying?

I don't know if you'll
ever be bionic again.

So please tell your mom,
dad, and dog

that I'm really, really sorry.

You are lucky, mister.

It took all day,
but I finally managed

to smooth over all the messes
eddy made around town.

So grandma and grandpa
are back together?

What?!

Nothing, I'm just glad
this is all behind us.

[ Sighs ]

Hey, did anyone catch
the news last night?

Hi, I'm Tasha Davenport,

reporting from the scene
of a terrible accident...

This!

Coming up, an exclusive
interview with my butt.

[ Gasps ]

Hey, everybody,
I'm Tasha's butt!

What a big story!

[ Screams ]
No, no, no!