04x12 - Fur Better or Worse

[bunniefuu]

Ok, people.

Donna will now see
your presentations

for her new fall clothing line.

Sorry.

Designers only.

You're just an intern.

But I wanna be a designer.

I've been trying to
show Donna my designs

since I got here.

Sorry, no can do.

You know what, Tiffany?

I respect that.

Ok, you got me.

You got me.

All right, you
got that one, too.

But can you get the fake 2-1?

Oh!

I know all your moves.

Oh.

Tiffany, you don't know
all my moves. Heh heh.

No.

No.

Oh, good gracious. No.

Wait, oh.

Hold on a second. I agree.

That one's nice.

On second thought,
I hate it. Me, too.

Ooh, all I can say is pfft.

Ugh, none of these
designs are right.

Doesn't anybody get it?

I'm Donna cabonna.

I can't put my name on
those old, tired things.

I need something
new, something fresh,

as if it came out of nowhere.

Oh, snap!

Ohh, man. Whoo!

They don't call that a
slipknot for nothing, ok.

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Raven!

What were you doing
up in those vents?

Uh, well, I heard you needed
a new design for your fall line,

so I said why not drop on in.

Drop in? More like crash in.

I wouldn't have to crash in

if you weren't hatin'.

Ugh.

Raven, all right,
you've got 30 seconds.

This better be good, or your
career's over before it starts.

Ok. Ok, I just want
you to look at these.

No.

Ha! No.

No.

Hold it.

Give it a second,
you'll hate it.

No. No, I like it.

Seriously?

This is exactly
what I'm looking for.

Uh, Tiffany, make
everyone else disappear.

I need to talk to Raven.

Seriously? Tiffany!

You heard her!
Move out, you hacks.

Raven. Yes?

Get ready... ok.

To see your sweater design

in every store
across the country

with my name on it.

Oh, my goodness.

Miss Donna, this is
a dream come true.

Oh, oh, oh, maybe... maybe I
could have my name next to yours.

No. In tiny little letters?

No. On a washing machine tag?

We'll talk about it later.

All it needs is the
Donna cabonna touch.

Let's see... aha, perfect!

Ok.

A little chinchilla fur collar.

Oh, my goodness.
Is this rea... is...

Is this real fur?

Of course it's real.

Donna cabonna doesn't do fake.

You have nothing
against using fur, do you?

I don't, but, uh...

And finally, fellow
animal lovers,

good work rescuing those
beached jellyfish yesterday.

Oh, but leaf, next
time can you remember

to wear your protective gloves?

You were worth every
sting, madame president.

Ahh.

Hey, um, Chels.

Can I just talk to
you for a second?

Yeah, sure, Rae.
Just one second.

I have to lead the
friendly earth society

in our salute to our
founder piney Peterson.

Oh, isn't that cute?

Saluto. Heh heh heh.

Piney, you walked into
the woods 20 years ago

to protest the
treatment of the earth,

and vowed to return
if we ever needed you.

Piney salute!

Great job. So... from the oceans

and the seas

to the forest and the trees,

from the rivers great and small

to the mountain tops so tall,

for all creatures
great and slimy,

we salute our founder piney.

Holla, piney. Heh heh heh.

Meeting adjourned.

Ah, thanks.

Uh, Chelsea, your piney salute
was especially stirring today.

Aw, thanks leaf.

Um, hey, Chels. Hey.

So, I have some news.

Donna cabonna is gonna
make one of my designs.

What? That's fantastic!

I know! And I just
have a few things

that I'm just gonna run...
just run by you real quick.

Um, it's a sweater.

Oh, cool. I love sweaters.

I know you do. Look at that.

And, um, it's coming
out in her fall line.

Oh, my favorite season.

How did I know that?

And... and it's gonna have

a little fur collar! Whoo!

Whoo! Let's celebrate!

What?! Huh?

Did you just say fur collar?

Well, just a little
teensy eensy weensy bit

of chinchilla.

Rae, you're gonna use fur from
a cute, harmless living animal?

Well, it'll still be
cute and harmless,

it just won't... 2
out of 3 ain't bad.

I mean, come on, Rae.
You can't use real fur.

Well, it's not up to me, Chels.

Besides, Donna cabonna
says she doesn't do fake.

This is my big sh*t.

Ok, Rae. But it's
the chinchillas,

I mean, is it their
big sh*t, too?

Yeah, it's Donna cabonna.

I don't really care who it is,

you gotta stop them.

Well, I can't do that.

Ok. Well, then someone's got to.

You know what, I have to go,

but something told me I shouldn't
have mentioned this to you.

Oh, really?

Really? Was it a little birdie,

or did you make
something out of him, too?

Don't worry, piney,
this isn't over.

Hey, Cory, check
out this new gadget

I just bought from Stanley.

What?

Stanley's pocket pickup master.

Guaranteed to help
you meet girls faster.

I guarantee you got ripped off.

Ooh.

You cut me deep, my brother.

Look, man. I'm telling you,

this thing works, all right?

Girl, you must be Jamaican,

'cause Jamaican me crazy.

Ha ha ha.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Who was that?

Oh, uh, Cory, I would
like for you to meet latisha.

Whoa. Ha ha.

Latonya.

Wow.

Heh heh heh. Wow was right.

And latuna.

Wassup? Heh heh heh.

Man. Eddie, this
helped you get them?

Yeah. Well, I played
it for them at the mall.

They laughed, we talked,

and the next thing you
know, I had a triple date.

If I had the money,

I'd buy airtime on that
gadget shoppin' channel.

I could double my price,

and make a fortune.

If I only had the money.

Um, Stanley, ladies, would
y'all excuse us for a second?

What you got to
talk to me about?

What you doing?

Man, did you hear
what he said? Yeah.

If he had the money,
he'd make a fortune

selling these on TV.

Well, why don't we each
put up half the money,

buy these babies from Stanley,

and make our own fortune.

Hey, I'm with that.

You can count me in.

Cool.

One thing. Uh-huh.

Can you lend me my half?

They fell for it.

Nice work, girls.

Tell mom I'll be
home in an hour.

Looks like I'm gonna be making
a deposit to our college fund.

Ahh. This is your
big moment, Raven.

Are you ready to see your
first design come to life?

Yes!

No, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

This is just such
a big situation.

I really have to
remember this moment.

I have to remember
what I was wearing,

where I am, how I'm feeling,

that annoying tapping sound.

It's me. Let's get on with it.

Oh, ok.

Ahem. Ready.

Voila.

Oh!

Miss Donna, thank you.

I need to marinate
in this moment.

Ok, moment's over.

Got a lot of work to do.

Donna, there's a
commotion outside.

Oh, I don't do commotion.

Tiffany, go handle it.

You heard Donna, handle it.

You are terrific.

What is... Chelsea!

Fur is for... animals!

Not for... people!

Fur is for... animals!

Not for... people!

Fur is for... animals!

Chelsea!

Not for... people!

I heard you the first time!

How could you!

What? Rae, how could you?

Chelsea, why are you doing this?

Because, Rae, we have
to stop Donna cabonna

from using real
fur on that sweater.

Yeah!

The sweater that I designed?

Chels, this is my dream.

Now, will you please
leave before you mess it up?

Forget it, Chelsea.

She's not listening. We
need to go to plan "b."

What? I thought
this was plan "b."

This was plan "a."

I didn't know we
were going in order.

Uh, can y'all talk about
this somewhere else?

Hey, yeah. Chelsea, um,

you want to come to my house?

My mom's making lentil loaf.

No, it's ok, leaf.

I think we made our point.

Rae, I swear by our
founder piney Peterson,

if you do not lose that fur,

we will be back.

Yeah, whatever.

Fur is for... animals!

Not for... people!

Fur is for... animals!

Move it out. Get out.

Thank you very much.

All right, have a nice day.

How's our commotion coming?

Ah, it was more of an annoyance.

Don't worry, I handled it.

Good.

Don't worry,
Donna, I handled it.

Hi, I'm Cory. And I'm Eddie.

And we want to speak to you
about an amazing invention.

Guys, how many times have you
wanted to speak to a lovely young lady,

but didn't know what to say?

I know this is hard
to believe, Cory,

but I have personally
been in that predicament.

Well, that's just too darn bad

that you didn't have the
pocket pickup master.

Yes, now let me
show you how it works.

Your eyes are
blue like the ocean,

and, baby, I'm lost at sea.

Hoo hoo hoo.

If I were a lady or a woman
of the female persuasion...

Who wrote this stuff?

Stick to my script.

Then I would definitely
be attracted to the man

who was clever enough to
break the ice with one of these.

So, Eddie, how
much would you pay

for a fabulous product
such as this one?

I don't know, Cory.

I would pay hundreds,
perhaps thousands

for a product as wonderful
as the pocket pickup master.

Yep, a lot of people would.

But if you call now, the pocket
pickup master can be yours

for the low low price of 49.95.



You blowing my mind!

Yep, yep.

Ok, the calls are
starting to come in,

which means a lot of you
guys are gonna start going out.

But if you still
need convincing,

Eddie here is gonna
go out to the street

and demonstrate live how the
pocket pickup master really works.

Go demonstrate
live. Show us, buddy.

All right, now.

Hello, Cory.

Here I am on an actual street,

and here's a young lady
of the female persuasion.

It's almost too easy.

Girl, you must be Jamaican,

'cause Jamaican me crazy.

Excuse me, man.

Ja makin' fun of me
Jamaican accent?

Uh, no. Actually,
it's a play on words,

you know, to break the ice.

Maybe I'm gonna break
something off of you, man.

Hmm!

Nice meeting you.

Ahh, wasn't that romantic?

Heh heh heh. Let's
try again, Eddie.

Uh, ok. Here's
another young lady.

Baby, I know your
feet are hurtin',

'cause you been runnin'
through my mind all day.

Now that's more like it.

Now that the ice is broken,

one more line and they
are really gonna hit it off.

Girl, you must
be a light switch,

'cause you turn me on.

Aah!

What are you doing?

Um... This is not worth it!

See how easy it is?

Look, people, it
worked yesterday.

I saw it with my own eyes.

Man down!

Do you need some help?

Yes, please.

No, not you, man.

That'll teach you to
bother a sweet, innocent,

defenseless woman in the street.

Cory, it's ain't
supposed to be this way!

So order now before they
are all gone. Heh heh heh.

Will y'all please get
the camera off of him?

Can you believe the
crime in this town?

Nobody's safe anymore.

Stanley!

Help me!

Help me!

Hey, dad.

Good morning, Raven.

Hey, did you happen to catch
your brother on TV last night?

Heh heh heh.

Yeah, television doesn't
get any better than that.

So, um, how's it going
with you and Chelsea?

You guys able to
work things out?

No, not yet.

But she'll get over it.

All right, that's it.

The fur sweater is out.

Raven, we're not
going with your design.

Yeah!

Chelsea's not gonna get over it.

What? Raven, what did you see?

She is gonna ruin everything.

You know what? I gotta go.

Whoa, whoa. You're not gonna go

and do something crazy, are you?

Of course not, dad.

I'm gonna need a big
stick, my fake beard,

some thermal underwear.

Yeah, she's gonna
do something crazy.

Psst!

Ok, you guys.

If they wanna use fur
from poor, innocent animals,

then we are gonna
shut this place down.

Yeah!

So what do we do now, Chelsea?

Oh, well, it's a sit-in,

so, you know, I
guess we should sit.

I love you. What?

Nothing. Ahem.

Word in the woods is
there's a protest brewin'.

Piney Peterson!

You just... you're back.

Just when we needed
you most, and you're back!

Ok, don't touch me, son.

All right, so I'm
hearing something

about this sweater
with the fur collar.

Oh, and you're here
to help us protest.

Actually, I'm here
to get me one.

Oh, yeah.

Well, eh, it's for my lady
friend I've been talking to.

I... I think it's a lady.

It could be a bear.

Hmm.

Piney, you don't have a problem

with a sweater
with a fur collar?

Heh heh heh. As long
as it don't itch there, man.

Piney, that's entirely
against all your principles.

I mean, is everything
that we believe in a lie?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Ok. Now, I need you

to pack up all your stuff
and skedaddle out of here.

Come on, take the
sign. Let's get out of here.

Whoo! Back to the forest.

Whoo-hoo! Wait a minute.

I know what's going on here.

Uh, you do?

Yeah, you're testing us to see

if we're truly
dedicated to the cause,

and guess what? We are!

- Right, guys?
- Yeah!

No, no. I think y'all
are missing my point.

Don't worry, piney.

Nothing's gonna stop
us now. Right, guys?

Whoo! Piney!

Piney! Piney!

No, stop! Piney!

Piney! Piney! Protesters?

Who's responsible for this?

Piney! Piney! Piney!

So what seems to be
the problem, Mr. Piney?

Uh... I didn't say nothing.

I'll tell you. Piney is outraged

by your use of real fur.

Outraged! Outraged!

So you're outraged?

No. No, I'm not outraged.

I'm more just raged inwardly.

I'm not speaking.

Yeah, and he's not
leaving until you promise

to stop using fur.

Stop using fur! Stop using fur!

You're trying to tell me
how to run my business?

No. No, pretty lady.

I don't wanna tell
you... I live in the woods,

and I'm gonna
go there right now.

Should I call security?

No, no, no.

No, there's no need to call...

Go ahead. Go
ahead, call security.

Piney doesn't care. Lock him
up and throw away the key.

Lock him up, throw away the key!

Throw away the key!

No. No, key throwing.

Key throwing is
unnecessary, people.

Throw away the key! No!

Throw away the key!

No, everybody... everybody stop!

Oh, no.

Raven?

Ow.

It is. Ow.

Are you sure? Ow! Yes!

Yes, it's me, ok?

This is an emotional
roller coaster.

Raven, why would you lead a
protest against your own design?

In a beard.

I wasn't leading it.

I was trying to stop it.

In a beard? You know what?

Rae, I can't
believe you did this.

I can't believe you would
care more about some fur thing

than you do about me.

Raven, listen.

You are super talented.

You're gonna get
another chance like this,

but the chinchillas won't.

We are never going to
agree on this, are we?

I guess not.

Wait a minute.
What does this mean,

we can't be friends any more?

Um, miss Donna is...

Is there a way you could do
the sweater without the fur?

Ugh, Raven, it doesn't
work for me without the fur.

Then I'd rather
not do the design.

Are you sure about this?

I mean, you're
really giving up a lot.

Yeah. I don't want to
have to lose my best friend.

Fine.

As a fellow designer,
I'll respect your wishes.

All right, that's it.

The fur sweater is out.

Raven, we're not
going with your design.

Ahem.

Are you ok, Rae?

I will be.

So, why aren't you celebrating?

Because, Rae, I know
what you gave up.

Hey, if someone wanted to
make a sweater out of me,

I know you'd protest, too.

Still.

This is the nicest thing
you've ever done for me.

And the chinchillas.

Raven?

Will you come in here, please?

It's important.

Ok.

She said Raven.

Heh, I can respect that.

What it is.

Ooh, what you
want? What you want?

What? What? What?
What? What? What? Ooh!

You should really get
some new moves, ok.

Raven, I just want
to let you know

how talented I think you are.

Oh, thank you, miss Donna.

And when I start
my new winter line,

I'd love for you to submit
some of your designs.

Cool beans!

Thank you so much!

You know what, as
excited as I am now,

I know it's really
gonna hit me later.

Ah ah ah. Aah!

Aah!

Tiffany, were you eavesdropping?

Mostly dropping.

Uhh.

I'm ok. I'm ok.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I will take my break now.