04x02 - Pin Pals

[bunniefuu]

Whoo-hoo!

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Yeah!

Hey, y'all, we bowled
like champs today.

Yeah, we are on
a winning streak.

Yeah! Right. One in a row!

And if we win one
more, we get a trophy.

You get a trophy for
ninth place? Shut up!

I always wanted
to win a real trophy.

All we got at vegetarian camp

was a half a cantaloupe
filled with cottage cheese

and seasonal berries.

I remember that trophy, Chels.

Yeah. It tasted pretty good.

But I want a big gold one.

And we are gonna get one,

and we gonna look good doin' it.

Check out my latest design,

just in time for our big match.

Bam!

Oh, man, those are sweet.

Rae even put our names on 'em.

Oh, I call the one
that says "Eddie."

Chelsea, I think
that one's taken.

Just focus on your form, ok?

Right. You are right

because we are
gonna win that trophy.

Raven, your design
saved the night.

Oh, my goodness!

I'm gonna meet my favorite
designer Donna cabonna!

Donna cabonna?!

Fore!

That's golf, Chelsea.

No, I mean, that's like the
fourth ball I've lost this week.

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Ok, now, look,
since your mom now

has that scholarship to england

to study international law,

we all need to step up

and take more
responsibility around here.

Yes, like that. Yes.

Ok, let me break it down to you.

Cory, this week you're
gonna be cooking dinner.

Cooking? Wait, wait.

That's gonna cut into
my business endeavors.

Or you can scrub toilets.

Cooking it is!

And, Rae, I need you

to straighten up around here.

Yes, exactly! Exactly!

See? Cory, that's
the team spirit

I'm talking about.

Why can't you take
notes like Raven?

She's not taking notes. Look.

She's drawin' pictures.

Raven, were you listening to me?

Absolutely.

What was the last thing I said?

Get up and get ready for school?

Rae, stop doodlin'
and pay attention.

Dad, I'm sorry. I have
to focus on my designs.

I had a vision that
I'm gonna meet

a world-famous fashion designer

and save the night.

When?

I don't know.

Where?

I don't know.

How?

I don't know.

You're the worst psychic ever.

Hey! Ok, I don't
have all the details,

but it's gonna happen, ok?

That's why I have to
have my designs ready.

I am gonna meet Donna cabonna.

Donna cabonna?!

Yes! I love her stuff!

I'm wearin' her jeans right now!

I thought Donna cabonna
only made women's jeans.

You want to tell him that?

Ok, come on, both of
you now, let's get busy.

Cory, I'm going to show
you where the stove is.

And, Raven, you know
where the mess is.

Oh, you can start with
Chelsea's bowling ball.

Oh! So that's where that went.

Well, the faster I clean up,

the faster I can get
back to my designs.

Unh!

Unh! Ok.

Nice!

Nice!

Sweet.

Hmm.

"Giants win, " stock markets up,

Donna cabonna comes to San..."

"Donna cabonna...

"Comes to San Francisco?!

Opening party"?!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Ooh!

If I wasn't so excited,
this would really hurt!

Mmm, mmm! Delicious! Mmm!

Ja, und that's just
the dirty dishwater.

Small joke.

Actually, that's my
special spaetzle.

You know what? My
dad is gonna love it,

and he's gonna love it even more
when he thinks I cooked all this.

You know what, heimlich?

This could be the start
of a beautiful friendship.

Actually, it starts
when you pay me.

Right, right, right.

The check.

Thank you.

Unh... mine!

I just need to do
one more thing.

What's that?

Get you out of here
before he gets home.

Oh,ja.

Oh, hey, hey, remember,

when you serve the dinner,
put the pickle with the schnitzel

und the pretzel
with the spaetzel

before you serve the
braten with the krauten

und the strudel mit the noodle.

Got it. Get it?

Good!

"Put the strudel noodle...

Into the poodle doodle."

"Poodle doodle"?

Hmm!

Hmm?

It tastes better than it sounds.

Where'd you get this recipe?

Uh-uh-uh, dad. Dad,
you should know,

a chef never tells.

Yes, yes, I'm calling on
behalf of my employer

to r.S.V.P. For the
Donna cabonna party.

Yes, yes!

It's the famous international
designer Raven Baxter!

No, I did not just
call 2 minutes ago

with a different bad accent.

No! No, please! Let me in!

Obviously, I'm tryin' to
get into the party, mama!

Why can't you help me?!

Help me! Come on!

Man!

How am I gonna save
Donna cabonna's party

if I can't get in?

Rae, forget about
trying to crash that party,

and come on and
sit down and enjoy

the wonderful meal
your brother made.

Ooh, that does
smell kind of good.

Cory, I am really proud of you.

You really stepped
into your mom's shoes.

At least I didn't
step into her jeans.

What's so funny?

Nothin'.

Yeah, I know you like that.

What's up, Rae?

How come you're not
wearing your bowling shirt?

Yeah, Rae. Today's our
big match for ninth place.

I am so sorry, you guys,

but, um, we got something
more important to do.

What? What's more
important than ninth place?

Making my vision come true.

I need you guys to help me

sneak into the
Donna cabonna party

so that I can show her my
designs and save the night.

Ok? All right.

Let's roll.

Rollin' this way,
y'all. Come on.

Roll out!

Rae, we can't just
blow off the competition.

We made a commitment as a team.

You guys, it has been
my dream for my entire life

to be a fashion designer.

And it's been my
dream to win a trophy

that Eddie won't eat.

Rae, there's no "I" in team.

That's right. And
there's no "k," either.

Mm-hmm. Or "I."

Or 7.

I think she gets it.

Do you, Rae?

Seriously, do you?

Or are you just gonna let
your team down once again

just when we need you the most?

Or are you gonna let me down
when I need y'all the most?

What? Look, grab
your ball, Chels.

We got a trophy to win.

Seriously.

You know what? Fine!

Fine! Go ahead and take it,

but I want my flowers back!

Thank you.

Name?

Raven... not on the list.

You didn't even
look at the list.

I made the list.

Forget the list, ok?

It's just a bunch of names.

Right... names of the
people who are getting in.

Let me holler at you
over here for a minute.

Ahem. I am a
fashion designer, ok?

And I am here to save the night.

Well, you can save your breath

because you're not getting in.

Who are you?

I'm Tiffany, Donna's assistant.

And you're gonna stop me?

No. Billiam?

Billiam? Girl, please!

I am gettin' in this party.

When'd the bus pull up?

If you have any other questions,

you can ask billiam
on your way out.

Ok, ok!

Finally, my dancers!

Now remember, you're
here to help us celebrate

Donna's new
Egyptian-inspired line of clothing.

Where's the mummy?

Where's my mummy?

Stuck in traffic?!

I want my mummy.

You're late!

Now get in there
and look ancient!

♪ No one's in the
Kitchen with heimlich ♪

♪ hey, no one's in
the Kitchen I know ♪

♪ no one's in the
Kitchen with heimlich ♪

♪ cookin' on the old stove-oh ♪

Aah!

♪ Someone's in the
Kitchen with heimlich ♪

What are you doing in my house?

You're Cory's papa
home early, no?

Yes, I am, and who are you?

I know "noth-ink"!

Let me guess.

Cory hired you to do his cooking
for him so he wouldn't have to.

You're getting "varmer."

Poodle doodle. Pfft!

I can't believe I fell for that.

I'm such a... dummkopf?

Exactly.

Everybody? Everybody!

It's my pleasure to introduce
your hostess for this evening...

My boss Donna cabonna.

Ha ha ha ha! Hello, everybody!

Ha ha ha ha!

I know you're so excited to have
coco and me in San Francisco.

Isn't that right, coco?

Coco's a little
jetlagged. Ha ha ha!

Anyway, I know you're
all asking yourself,

"why Egypt? Why now?"

Well, it came to me as coco and I
were caravanning through the deserts.

I gazed upon the ancient
pyramids and I wondered,

"who built these things?
But most importantly,

"what were they wearing?"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Well, if I was
designing back then,

it would look
something like this!

They're awful.

I could have made that myself.

Lie to me.

They love it?

Liar, they hate it.

But you said...
Forget about it. Um...

Let's distract them
like we did in Paris.

It's not the same
without my tap shoes.

Oh... forget it.
Forget it. Um...

Cue the music.

Cue the music.

Hi. You don't know me yet,
but I'm here to save the night.

Oh! Right after this dance.

I'm a mummy.

Did you hire that mummy?

No.

I hired that mummy.

Ok, who are you?

Oh. Uh... I'm your mummy.

No. This is my mummy.

Oh, that!

Uh, hey! Ha!

Isn't it messed up
when someone shows up

in the same exact
outfit as you? Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Billiam.

I can't believe
Cory hired a chef.

I'm gonna teach
that boy a lesson.

Ok. I'm ready to see
what I cooked tonight.

I'm... so glad
you're home early.

Heh!

Well, son, it looks like you
cooked up another winner.

Well, I can't wait to taste it.

Mm-hmm. Mmm!

Mmm! Mmm-mmm! Mmm!

Mmm! Mmm! Mm-mmm.

Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm?

Mm! My tongue feels funny.

Uhh! And I'm starting to sweat.

Oh!

Dad, are you ok?

Mm! Son, tell me every
ingredient you put in this food.

Why?

'Cause I'm having a reaction.

A-a-a-and I can't stop my arm!

Dad! Dad, are you...
Here it come again.

Oh!

Hey! Hey!

One more time.

Dad, you...

What is in this food?

I don't know. I had
nothing to do with it, ok?

I had a chef cook
all that food, see?

Daddy, I'm sorry.

Gotcha! Huh?

Son, I know all about your
little heimlich maneuver.

Why did you do it?

'Cause... I had the money.

Son, I have money, too.

Not as much as you.

But look, I could have hired
somebody to cook for us,

but I figured with
your mother away,

we'd all pitch in and we'd
feel good about doing our part.

But I guess I was wrong.

Oh, no, no, no.

You're right. You know what?

I'm sorry, dad,
and I hear you, ok?

From now on, I'll cook
dinner every night.

Fine, but it doesn't
have to be this fancy.

Oh, believe me, it won't be.

Aah!

Ooh, girl, I'd wait
a couple minutes

before you go in there. Whoo!

There she is! Stop that mummy!

Ah... ah... ah-choo!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Yaah! Uhh!

Uhh!

Oh! Good dog, good dog.

Yeah, you're a good dog.

Aah!

Let me go!

Coco, what are you doing?!

Coco! Aah!

Aah! Coco!

Aah! Coco!

Aah!

Oh, coco, are you ok? Oh, coco.

Oh, sweetie, are you all right?

Oh, I think so.

Oh, not you!

There she is! Don't
let her get away!

Not again!

Not again! Noooo!

Noooooooo!

Come on, now. Why you
gotta be like that, billiam?

Should we help her?

We are still a team.

Billiam, tell your men to
step back 'cause I ain't trying...

On 5!

Aah! Ha ha ha!

Great sh*t, Chels.

Thanks. I put a
little English on it.

Tiffany, why are they
clapping and not looking at me?

I think they like
the bowling shirts.

But I didn't design them.

Hi. Sorry to interrupt,

but I designed those shirts.

You?!

Are you here to embarrass me?

I mean, who sent you?
Calvin? Tommy? My mother?

No, no. No one sent me.

My name is Raven Baxter,

and the last thing I want
to do is embarrass you.

Too late.

Listen, you know
what? I can fix this.

Listen up, everybody! Hi!

Ok. So I hope you enjoyed
our little presentation, ok?

This whole Egyptian thing
was Donna cabonna's way

of introducing her new
line of bowling fashions!

Made of 100% Egyptian cotton.

Yeah!

Raven, your designs
saved the night.

I knew they would
do something like that.

Are we really gonna
make bowling clothes?

Ha ha ha ha! No, but just
keep smiling. Ha ha ha ha!

Miss Donna, I am so sorry
that I crashed your party,

but I have been
designing clothes all my life

and you are my idol.

I just really want you to
look at my designs, please.

I'm so sorry,
Raven, but you see,

I only look at the designs
of people who work for me.

That's right.

So what would you say about
working here as my new intern?

Are you serious?!
Are you serious?!

Aah! Yes!

Thank you, miss Donna.
Thank you, thank you!

Oh, you guys! You
guys, guess what?

I am gonna intern for
miss Donna cabonna, yo!

Oh! This would
never have happened

if you guys didn't
come and help me.

Actually, we came down
here to show off our trophies.

Yeah.

We wanted to rub it in your face

until we saw you were in trouble

but now that
you're out of trouble,

nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

I guess I deserved that.

At least you guys
took ninth place.

Well, actually, we
came in dead last.

We won these for team spirit.

Except you were
missing part of your team.

I'm sorry.

Yes, well, this is
all very touching,

but I must work the room.

Raven, I'll see you after school
every Tuesday and Thursday.

Wait, miss Donna! Um...

Tuesday and Thursdays I
kind of bowl with my team.

Uh... I must say,
I'm... I'm shocked.

That I'm such a team player?

No, that people still bowl.

Uh... uh... Rae, listen, uh...

We can bowl anytime.

But you won't get
another sh*t like this

in a million years.

Maybe more.

You know I love y'all, right?

Welcome to team cabonna!

Aah!

Ay-y-y-y. Can I ask
for one more request?

Yes, yo may have an autograph.

No. No. No. Can you
please remove your dog?!

Oh! Coco, you just
got your teeth cleaned!

Coco!

Ow! Coco!

Get ready for roast
Turkey, stuffing, gravy,

cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes

and... peach cobbler!

And I cooked it all
by myself. Ha ha.

Boy, you didn't have
to go to all that trouble.

Oh, believe me,

it was no trouble at all.

Ha ha ha.

Dinner is served.

Dinner is frozen!

Oh, man!

I forgot to turn the oven on.

Oh, that's ok, son.

Hey, let's all go
out for pizza, huh?

Dad, wait! Wait.