02x11 - Dry Land, Damp Eyes

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on below deck...

- I know you're trying
to take me on a date right now.

[Cork pops]
oh! [Laughs]

You happy?
- Yeah, I'm happy.

- This is a danger zone.

That was a big moment for me.

- Where are you going
after this?

- Kelley wants to leave
west palm beach.

- You're making plans
to be together.

- Yeah, definitely.

- Jennice talked about y'all
moving in together and--

- Oh, no, no, no. I haven't been
filled in on that.

It's not happening.

- You better explain that
to her.

- Oh, I don't want to have
that talk right now.

- We're doing
a really fantastic dinner.

I'm trying to push for you
to be on service.

- Just sit back...
- Huh?

- Watch the show.

[Both humming
entry of the gladiators]

- [Laughs]

- Kate and kat are looking
for any excuse

To just b*at me down more.

- I had planned to give you guys


But there were
some things wrong.

Ben's following instructions.
I know he's an artist.

Bianca's favorite--
amy, by far.

- I don't give a [bleep]!

- Aah!
- [Laughs]

- What the [bleep]
happened here?

- I would never work
with her again.

- Likewise.
- This is [bleep] bull[bleep]!

- Not exactly the happy
family dinner I imagined.

[Yacht horn blows]

[Upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm just having absolutely
no part of that [bleep]!

- This is supposed to be
relaxing?

- Okay, kel, okay.
- Whatever. [Bleep].

- Eddie.
- Yeah?

- What's going on?
Is everything good?

- Yeah, we're good.
Let's go.

- I'm sorry.
- Hey, don't apologize.

- It's not that big a deal.

- That's how I was seeing it,
but no one else was.

- Logan, it's not a big deal.

I can't even imagine...
- [Groans]

- The situation you came into,
like, trying to read everyone,

And, like,
where does everyone stand?

- It's [bleep] ridiculous.

- You are not always gonna
get along with everyone,

And that's okay.

And if they know that
they don't work well together,

Then they know it.

- I don't really want to go sit
in the car by myself.

- Well, I'm coming with you.

The stewardesses all riding
in the car. You get the middle.

- [Laughs]

- All you guys
live in fort lauderdale,

And I live in baltimore.
It's bull[bleep].

- Yeah.
What the hell, eddie?

- I'm coming down to
fort lauderdale soon, my girl.

- Seriously?
- I'm coming down soon, yeah.

- Oh, my god!
That would be so awesome.

Can we go on a double date,
please?

- O.m.g.!
- I would love to meet

Your girlfriend.
- You just petted my face.

- I want to have a really great
last charter

And go out with a bang,

But I'm wondering how we're all
gonna come together

To make it happen.

- The last charter.

- Yeah, well, a lot can happen
in three days.

I can guarantee you that.

- Will you be my new chief stew?
Should I take a nap?

- Yeah, take a nap.
- Okay.

- Don't worry.
Amy will do it.

She's got lots of enthusiasm.
- Yeah, I know.

You already said that
at the captain's meeting.

- Excuse me.
I didn't say that.

There needs to be someone
who's head of service...

One person
communicating with me.

- I agree.

You, like, cheerleaded amy,
which, quite frankly--

- That's not true.
She cheerleaded herself.

- Well, what else is new, ben?
- I didn't stick up for her.

- Okay.
- I didn't. I didn't.

- I'm pretty sure at some point,
you were like,

"I think what amy's saying
is right."

- We're not saying
she's better than you.

I'm just trying my best
to instill

A positive attitude

Towards this last charter.

So put your egos aside.

Let's move on,
and let's rock it out.

I do think she's got
more enthusiasm sometimes.

- I do too. So we'll just
put her in front of the guests,

And she can do
her "hooters from texas,"

Pageant-girl thing.

- Hey.
- Hey, guys.

- Where's kat?
- She's snoozing.

- [Bleep] kat's down there
sleeping right now, like--

- She's on late.
She stays up--

Her circadian rhythm is off.

- Oh, kate.
- That was a nice defense.

- Kate, you are--
you're something else too.

That's not fair. I may have
to get a little pissed off.

- Kat...

We have to get up.
- Okay.

- I don't care if you get up
and, like, go to a guest room

And take a nap.

You just have to be in uniform,
seen on deck.

- I don't get it how,

If guests are leaving
or guests coming on

Or we got, like, on-deck time,

Kat gets to [bleep] sleep
all g*dd*mn day.

It's super hypocritical of kat,

Because she's been riding us
all season long,

Saying that we don't help,
even though we help so much,

And then she sleeps all day.

That is bull[bleep], you know.

Kat's, like, such on us
about it--

- It's hard to compare
every job on the boat.

At some point, inevitably,
somebody is sleeping

While other people are working.

If you start playing
the blame game,

You're just gonna make
your life on board miserable.

- I'm just saying.

- Hey, kat.
It's time to get up.

Thanks.

- Hey.
- Hey.

God, I can't believe
the season's already over.

- I know. Kat was asking
about that last night.

- Asking about what?

- What's gonna happen
between you and I

After we get off this boat.

- Crazy.
- Why is that crazy?

I feel like it makes sense.

Like, I don't think this is
just a boat thing.

I was like, "it's not gonna be
like, 'okay, see ya later.

See ya when I see ya.'"

- Uh...

[Sighs]

- Why isn't he being nice
or affectionate?

It's so confusing.

- Five days
and I get to see my dog.

- Five days and I don't get
to see you at all,

And it makes me sad.
- Yeah.

I just don't want to hurt her.

And now I'm in a situation
where it's sticky.

- Did you hear me?
- What?

- Kelley.
- You will get to see me.

- Hey.
- Hi.

I did, honey. I did.
- Oh.

Okay.
I obviously didn't hear that.

- The crew's not stoked
that you slept.

So, maybe if you could do
something nice for everyone...

- Okay, like, do a striptease,
or what were you thinking?

- They would probably
love that.

- My crew's pissed off.
They're really pissed at me.

And I don't care.
[Laughs]

I needed the sleep.

- Amy, you have been working
since 8:00.

If you want to go down
and take a shower...

- No, like--don't--
- if that's looking good...

- Well--
- if you want to take a shower,

You're welcome to...
- Okay.

- And, like, start your day
in a good way...

- Uh-huh.
- 'Cause you've worked hard.

- Okay.
- Yep.

- Okay, I might take that.

- Kate, kate, kate. Lee.
- Go ahead.

- Yeah, can I get you
and benjamin up here

At the wheelhouse,
s'il vous plait?

- Copy.
- Ben copies as well.

He's headed right up.

- Oh, my god.
- Shut up!

Shut up!
- I'm so excited right now!

- Mr. Slover,
been here before.

- I don't normally complain,

But I don't understand
why we're still here.

No.
The timing on the meal was slow.

You're coming off
kind of bitchy.

- I've been humiliated,

So I made a perfect
blanket fold.

He's gay. I'm pretty sure
he likes those things.

- I thought it was hilarious.

He's my charter-guest
soul mate.

He likes champagne,
he likes theme parties,

And he likes
rocket-ship blankets.

All guys, all--
- ew.

It just gets worse and worse.

Last time,
very, very good-looking women.

I was not complaining.

This time, it's more of a male
kind of agenda.

I just need to, you know,
just home in

And--and--and really sort of
get inside dean's mind

And create that charter
that he wants.

- They're getting here at 4:00.

Dinner will be
at 8:30 p.m. Sharp.

That means at 8:29
is when we do dinner.

We're going to adhere
to his schedule...

- Are you serious?
- Because the last time

We didn't adhere to his
schedule, we heard about it.

- The timing,
whatever you have to do--

Our and 15 minutes,
start to finish.

We've got to work
on that, okay?

- I don't feel easy about this.

- And then they want
a themed dance party.

I don't want any hiccups.
- I know.

- I really don't care what you
have to do to accomplish that.

Thank you for your time.

- Do I feel okay?
It does not matter.

I'll tell you, it would matter
if there were other people

On the boat
who didn't feel okay.

- What?

What'd you say?
- Nothing.

I wasn't talking about you.
- Who are you talking about?

- People, in general.
- What?

- People, in general.
Are you pissed off?

Are you mad that I slept in?
- Yeah.

It affects the morale
of the rest of the crew.

- Should I go apologize
to everybody?

- No, kat. I'm not asking you
to apologize to anybody.

- Oh, great. Great.
I'm done, then.

- But, you know, the attitude
doesn't help.

- What attitude?
- Like, just relax.

The attitude you're giving me
right now.

And I'm not coming at you, so
just chill the [bleep] out, kat!

- Well, you kind of did.
I was talking to ben,

And you're like, "what? What?
No, really, what?"

- Well, because you're over here
talking [bleep] on my crew.

- No, I was just joking around.

- Joking around?
It's not that funny.

Come on, kat!
That's bull[bleep]!

- What do you want me to say?

- Stop winding him up.

- [Groans]

- Coming up...

- Have you been looking
for apartments?

- I need to live alone
for a little bit

And just see how that works
for me.

I don't want to jump
into anything crazy with you.

- Yachting's a long series
of good-byes,

And you just experience
heartbreak every time.

- Nothing I can do about
other people's attitudes,

Except--i guess
I shouldn't talk.

- Let's just not talk bad
about our fellow crew members.

- I didn't.
I'm just not gonna talk at all.

- We're all tired.

- I'm just not gonna talk
at all.

- What am I gonna do
with these people?

Guests are arriving
for the last charter,

And this is our most
high-maintenance charter guest

We've ever had.

So enough of this drama.

Let's just get through it.

- Kat's just all about herself.

- She's one of those people,
no matter what you say,

Like, she'll just always think
she's right.

And then she'll just want
to tear down people

That disagree with her.

- She's like cancer
on this boat.

- One more charter,
three more days.

- [Sighs]
three more days.

- Kat has no right
talking to me like that.

Everyone's so tired
because sleep is

Such a [bleep] precious thing.

It's so precious.
- We're, like--we're, like,

Starving for sleep.
- Starving for it.

- And we're all fighting
over it.

- I know.
- All the drama is toxic.

It's so toxic.

Let's just say, "if you guys
want to complain"...

- "Come talk to me."
- Yeah.

- Yeah, let's just shut it down.
- Yeah, shut it down.

Hey, kat.
- Yeah.

- I just had a talk with eddie.
- Mm-hmm.

- Deck crew and interior crew--
we're no longer talking

About anything that the other
crew is doing or not doing.

We're just not.

- It's like, "start smiling,
get into character."

Smiles.
- Yeah.

- Got it.

- What?

No.
- Slover's back.

- Oh, my gosh, I cannot believe
he's coming back.

- This is a big charter, and we
need to hit it out of the park.

Second time around, must have
done something right.

That's a compliment
when somebody comes back.

- Bunch of dudes.
- He has a huge crush on kelley.

- Ha ha!

- Your brother is
on the preference sheet.

- A theme dance--no, he's not.
- Shut up.

- "For breakfast,
I want kelley."

- Logan, you're on number two.
Jennice, you're on number three.

- All right,
everybody in position.

- All hands are on.
- Copy that. We're out of here.

Dean's a veteran charter.

With us being
on anchor already,

He gets out, gets on the boat,
gets right into having his fun.

- Do you want us
in our whites?

Or do you want us in beach gear?
Do you want us in our blacks?

- Let's go with beach gear.
- Copy that.

- I'm quite aware
that this charter--

They're probably not even
coming to enjoy the yacht.

It's like the "let's catch kate
not smiling challenge 2014."

- Departing to pick up
the guests.

- Here they come--
our last charter.

- Line it up.

- Yes!

- That's good.
That's great.

- All right, guys,
welcome aboard.

- All these guys
are very dapper, suave, fit.

♪ It's gonna be fabulous ♪

- How you doing?
- Hello.

- What's going on?
- Captain lee rosbach.

- Captain, nice to meet you.
- Dean, good to see you again.

- Very good to be back.
Very good, thank you.

- Hi, again.
- How are you? Nice to see you.

- I'm so excited.
- I know.

- Dean coming back
is a little stressful,

Because now I've got to come up
with some new tricks.

So I was gonna up my game.

You guys ready for a tour?
I'll show you.

I love that I can tell which
guest is dean's favorite.

They're wearing
matching board shorts.

- We're gonna have a great time.
- Yeah. I'm so excited.

They're like
friendship bracelets.

- Oh, I like it.
[Laughter]

- Do you like?
- I like.

- Very nice.

- Hey, we've got a few days.

All my years in yachting,
I never realized

My ideal group of guests
is a bunch of gay men...

- His-and-hers sinks.

- 'Cause this is my strength--

Fashion, decor,

Being kind of bitchy but funny.

This is probably
the most popular place--

Jacuzzi, full bar.

But also,
while I have you here...

- Yeah.
- Dinner at 8:30 sharp.

Make yourself at home.
I'll be right back.

How you doing, jennice?
You seem down today.

- I don't know what I'm doing
after this, you know.

- Me either.
We could start a club.

I really like jennice.

And I know if jennice is upset,

It's not like amy where she,
like, wants attention.

Something's really wrong.

- I'm gonna go to--
I guess with my friend

To help him move.

And then I don't know...
- Aw.

- Like, what to do after that.
- I don't know either.

I have no idea.
I am pretty much homeless.

And I'm 31, and if I want to go
to my hometown,

It's either live with my
"manther," who's a [bleep]...

- Yeah.
- Or my parents.

- The pressures of land life
are a lot,

And it's hard to include
somebody else in that

When you're trying
to establish yourself...

[Sniffles]
from getting off of a boat.

- Can I give you just
a little bit of quick advice?

You always find something.

- I didn't expect
to, like, meet kelley.

I didn't expect
for that to happen at all.

Now that's happening.
- Another little life lesson--

Never move anywhere for a boy

Unless you have a ring.

I don't think
I've made many mistakes

With men on boats.

I think they've made
some mistakes with me.

I know I've broken some hearts
along the way,

But I've had
my heart broken too.

It just happens.

- I definitely want
to give it a sh*t.

So it's like,
I can't really hop

On a permanent boat
like I planned to.

- Okay, I've got to go set up
for a cheese plate,

But just be happy, okay?

- Well, thank you.

- Nope, that's dirty.
- Baby.

We need to really kick
some ass tonight.

Start plating,
and we'll be bang on time.

Dean lit a fire under me
on the first charter.

I've got to appease him
in terms of timing.

- Here's to dean.
- To dean.

- You're the man.
All: cheers.

- Thank you so much.
Cheers, boys.

- So there are four
ready to go now.

- Oh, I think we have some food
showing up.

- The chef is on the dot.

- Damn it.
- On the dot.

- Damn it.
- You, like, want to complain,

But he nailed it.

- Hey, don't ever
let him know that.

- Jennice, radio the stews.
I need service now.

- Kate, kat, service
in the yard, please.

- What could two of them
be doing right now?

- Kat or kate,
service in the yard, please.

- It's hot chilean sea bass,
and it's getting cold.

We need service.
They're not here.

It's amazing.

It is very frustrating for me
right now.

I cannot get
in touch with kate,

And she's not answering
her radio.

You up for it?
- Yeah, what is it?

- It's really not easy.
Get a pen.

Thanks, love.

I'm left with amy, and I'm gonna
send her up with the plates.

I just don't have a choice.

It's already been here
for five minutes.

- Chilean sea bass.

- Black truffle
chickpea compote.

- Chickpea what?
- Compote--

C-o-m-p-o-t-e...

With uni.

All right, where are the girls?
I need service.

- Are you michael jackson?

[Laughter]

- Can I get a kiss?
- Is someone steering the boat?

- This charter's way better
than his first group.

- Chickpea compote.
- Compote.

- For [bleep] sakes.

- Sorry, love, nothing
transmitted on my radio.

- Let's just get 'em up there.
- What is this delicacy?

- Ooh, wow.
- It is chilean sea bass

With a sea foam--
saffron cream fluid gel.

- There's a very specific
choreography to dinner service,

And amy coming out
without me authorizing it...

Does not look good.

- And a black truffle
chickpea compote with uni.

- Uni? What's uni?
- What is uni?

- What's uni?
- [Laughs]

- What--what--what--what--
everybody, what's uni?

- It's amazing.
It's an amazing dish...

[Laughter]
the chef just made.

Sometimes you get busted.

This time, I got busted.
I didn't know what uni was.

[Laughter]

- Coming up...
- You guys are trying

To end this on a [bleep]
bad note when you had

The [bleep] worst charter season
in the whole world.

- Who's "we," ben?
- And she's running around

Pouting
when she's [bleep] wrong.

- Chilean sea bass with uni.

- Uni? What's uni?
- What is uni?

- What's uni?
- It's amazing.

It's an amazing dish...
[Laughter]

The chef just made.

[Laughter]

- Uni is sea urchin.

- It's the green part,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

- No, it's--it's actually--
it's the orange.

- It's very good.
- It's amazing!

[Laughter]

- Just to let you know,
dessert does not go up

Without me taking the first two
plates and knowing what it is.

- Okay.

- I don't want uni
happening again.

That was ridiculous.

I would never take plates up

Without the chief stew
telling me,

And I definitely
wouldn't take plates up

If I didn't know
what was on them.

Deconstructed apple crisp

With homemade honey ice cream

And an almond brittle.

Take a classic,
and you make it modern.

- Seriously, she never cheers.

- I know you're very urgent to
get things out of your galley,

But you also, I think,
know better

From working on charter boats

That you don't just send
whoever is passing by

Up with the plates.

I don't know who you're--
- they called us a couple times.

It's like she's a really pretty
snake in the grass.

Oh, she looks so pretty,

And then you try and touch it,
and, arr, it bites you.

- Thank you very much.

You've been amazing.
- Thanks so much.

- If you're gonna have other
people take up the plates,

Make sure they know what's what
and what's going on,

'Cause in the end--
- I explained it to her.

I didn't know she didn't know
what frickin' uni was.

She should have asked me.
I don't read people's minds.

I'm just pissed off
that you guys

Are trying to end this on
a [bleep] bad note when we had

The [bleep] worst charter season
in the whole world.

- Who's "we," ben?
- The fish is getting cold.

Amy's standing here.
What are we gonna do?

- Okay, fine.
- And in this case,

Kate's wrong, and amy's wrong.

- [Crying]

- I'm just pissed off
with everyone being pissed off.

And she's running around pouting
when she's [bleep] wrong.

- You have so much
on your shoulders.

You have really
just blown my mind...

- Oh, thanks, doll.
- This whole season,

And don't let yourself get
so b*at up over it.

- Oh, I'm just tired.
- I know.

- I'm so tired.
- Yeah, you're just tired.

That's true.

- It's annoying
when I do everything I can

For everyone,

And I still don't get
what I want--

Respect, proper timing.

People break down
in different ways,

And I'm shocked,
because I'm usually so strong.

- Hey, amy, you all right?
- Yeah.

- You all right.
- I'm hanging in there.

- Good.
Hang in there, all right?

- Just sucks.
- I know. It sucks.

- Stay strong.
- Stay strong, seriously.

- Do you think that we were
excessively mean to amy?

- No.
Amy's really sensitive.

And I think that she has
a hard time

Taking constructive criticism.

And it can't come from me,
you know.

It's got to come from you,

So you are actually gonna be
looking like the bad guy.

- I just don't know, like,
how to handle it.

Like, I have to work
so close to them.

- I know you do.
- You know?

- Maybe things were overheard
by amy

About us making jokes
about stuff here and there,

And I'm sure she feels hurt.

- Like, what would you do?

- Take her watch.
- [Laughs]

Join the deck crew.
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna have a talk
with her.

I just want her starting
feeling like

She's part
of the whole team equally.

- Yeah.

- Know that
whatever you're doing...

- Yeah.
- You're doing it right.

And if they got a problem,
that's on them.

We got your back, all right?

- It really means a lot to me.
Thank you so much for that.

- Yeah.

- Do you need me to brew
another pot of coffee?

- Yes, please.

Pardon me.
- Look at that.

- Are you guys gonna do
water sports today?

- What would you like
to do today?

- Yes, we want to get
in the water.

- Okay.
- If we can get the slide out.

- We certainly can.
- I like that slide.

- Okay.

- Two, three.

- God, [bleep] that slide.

- I'm not gonna miss
that [bleep] slide.

I think I might have
some ptsd from it.

- Slide's all set.
- We're all set.

[Indistinct chatter]

- How should I go in?

Let's see.

[Laughter]

- I really hope that dean
realizes

That we've come a long way
from his first charter.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Amy, kate, will you come
to the crew mess?

- When I got this job,

I was really nervous about who
my stewardesses were gonna be.

The moment I got on board,
I was like,

"I have
a dream stewardess team."

I'm on both y'all's side,

And although it might not seem
like that sometimes,

And I really do apologize
if I've ever done anything

That made you feel like
I wasn't on your side,

It was never malicious at all.

And...

I'm just really sorry
if you felt that way.

I know that's an awful feeling.

I mean, I have felt
excluded before,

And to be excluded
from your two coworkers

Who you live with,
it must have felt awful.

I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

I'm glad that we're all
at this place of, like,

Acknowledging, like,
how it has been.

And although you didn't, like,
mean it maliciously,

Like, it felt malicious.
- Mm-hmm.

- But I really appreciate
the apology.

You know what I mean?
'Cause that means a lot.

Whether it was genuine or not,

I appreciate it.

I know it took a lot
for her to say that.

Now I'm like,
"let's end on a great note."

- I'm really actually excited
to just bang out this charter.

- Kate, can you please report...
- Oh, no.

- To the wheelhouse?
- Oh, god.

I'll meet you at the bilge.

- Cheers.

- Kelley, kelley,
would you please,

Please come up to the sundeck?

- What's wrong?

- Nothing's wrong.

- Oh, man, it's crazy that
we're gonna be out of here.

I'll miss eddie.

Eddie's my [bleep].
- Yeah.

You guys have a bromance.
We have a romance.

[Laughs]

Everyone's going back
to lauderdale.

I'm like--

I don't have anything there.
I have you there.

I don't have a home right now,
but now I'm attached to kelley,

And he lives
in fort lauderdale.

Have you been looking
for apartments?

- Yeah.
- Did you find one...

- Nope.
- Or a few or any possible ones?

- No, not really.

It, uh...

It takes time, but if you
give me enough notice,

I could find you one.

- For me, this is not just
a boat romance.

This is real. It makes sense
to give it a sh*t.

- I need to live alone
for a little bit

And just see how that works
for me,

Just my own little,
quiet space.

So this is gonna be
my own little adventure.

I've never lived alone, and it's
gonna be a learning process

For myself.

I'm really learning myself

And kind of putting a lot
of energy into growing myself.

I got married really quickly,
and then i--

After that, I got into another
relationship really quickly

And then moved in with her.

And that's what
I'm talking about

Is, like, I just need
my space.

I don't want to jump
into anything crazy with you.

After everything
that's happened,

For my own emotional happiness,
I needed to step back.

I'll see ya up there
in a minute.

- Real nice talk, kelley.

- [Bleep].

- Coming up...

- I thought there was
way too much whining

About a job that we were all
hired to do.

So I got a little present.

- Aw.

- Dude, eddie dropped
some knowledge on me last night

About duck penises.

You ever heard
about duck penises, guys?

- I don't know anything
about that.

Why don't you inform me?

- Do you know they explode out
like a corkscrew?

[Laughter]

- Yeah, it's like
a wine opener...

- What?
- That's, like, 6 inches long.

- We looked it up.

- Did you read this
in your poop book?

- My poop book? No.
- Amy googled it.

And we saw
a duck penis sh**t out.

- It was like little duck p*rn.
- She's got an expl*sive manner.

They're special.
[Laughter]

- [Humming]

- Um, cabin fever
is a real thing.

[Laughter]
- no.

Not in this country.
- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

Amy. Amy, kate.

Will you come up here
and help me?

- Yeah, I'll be right there.
- One of the preferences

That's different for mr. Slover
on this charter

Is that he wants to have
a theme dance party.

Thank you, god.
Oh, yes, disco jungle fever.

I find, in the bilge,
an entire tub of costumes--

Ears, whips, tails.

Stay up here,
be decorating the sky lounge.

Make it festive disco jungle.

This is gonna be fun.

- Hello.
- Amazing.

- Thank you.
I really enjoy it.

- All right, here we go. Here
we go. Here we go. Here we go.

This is the final dinner
of the season,

And it has to be perfect.

[Humming]

Bloody hell.

- Is it all ready?
- Yep.

- Okay. All hands on deck.
- Pesto jalapeño conch salad,

Yeah, red caviar, okay?

- Ooh, I love capers.

- This looks so good.

- I have never had a conch
like this.

- Oh, my god.

- Get this out of here...
- Listen to me.

That out of here,
that out of here,

That out of here...
- Use your words.

Use your words. Let's not pout.
- That out of here,

And that out of here.
- Okay. Okay.

- I am deciding to just do
ridiculous food.

We're just gonna go for it
on every level.

- Seared foie gras,
blueberry jam,

Black caviar,
and slivered almonds.

- Mmm.
- It's so good.

- It's butternut squash, right?
These are the seeds.

I just toasted them
in olive oil.

- I love that so much.
Going, going, going.

- Wow!
- Here we have rack of lamb,

Butternut squash,
baby asparagus.

Enjoy.
- Thank you.

- Hey, ben, what you got?
- How's it going?

- The lamb was so good.
- Was it?

- Yeah.

- It's just fun to throw
these crazy things together

And get
an absolutely brilliant depth.

Pleasure having you.
Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Salud.

- Salud.

- What do you think
about our whiskers?

- [Laughs]

- We've got a little dance party
in here. Whoo!

We've got color.
We've got music.

- Dance party!

- Whoo!

- This party is a huge success

Because the crew is
getting along,

And the guests can feel that.

And who doesn't like
leopard print and sequins?

- Ow!

- I dig these whiskers.
- Oh, I know.

- Service was amazing.

- I'm glad you think so.
- I think it was perfect...

- I do too.
- Honestly, perfect.

- Are you ready for something,
a compliment kind of?

- What?
- You know how you were like,

"You should always have
three girls on service"?

- "Two girls," I said, yeah.
- Two girls.

I think you were right.

I love that this is
our last charter, 'cause...

- No [bleep].

- Finally I can prove that--
you know what?

My style of service is actually
the high-end style,

'Cause that's what
this guy's used to.

- Well, babe,
we all knew that.

There was never any doubt.
- Uh-huh.

In charter nine, if you do
molecular gastronomy,

I'd love to serve it.

- You're on.
- Great.

- I'll be in key west.

- That's where I'm gonna be.
You're stalking me.

- [Snoring]

[Snores and sighs]

- It's time.
Get up.

- [Bleep].

- We're leaving in, like,
a half hour, right?



I need as much [bleep] help
as I possibly can get right now.

- Espresso?
- Yes.

- What's up?
What do you want me doing?

- cr*ck all these eggs
into this bowl.

- Would you guys like
some water?

- Where's mr. Slover?
- He's at the table.

- Why didn't I know that?
- Uh...

- It's just one of those little
things that I like to know.

Now he's gonna think
breakfast is [bleep] late.

I need service in here.

- All three of 'em are up there.
- All three of 'em up there.

Well, there needs to be someone
down here

'Cause that's where they--
whatever.

- They're eating. They're happy.
They're filling up.

They're good.
- [Bleep] late.

All right, cool.

We banged out breakfast
in 15 minutes,

And dean had
absolutely no idea.

It was incredible.
Thank you, everyone.

Thank you so much.
Thank you, god, moreover.

- So what are you gonna do
when you get to lauderdale?

- My god, I'm gonna relax.

- Do you think you're gonna
get on another boat?

- Not right away, no.

- Kat and I have been through
a lot. We're gonna be okay.

We can't change who we are
at the end of the day.

But I think the way
we handled this

Will only help us

Become closer in the future.

- I'm just gonna
play it by ear.

I would just like to be friends
with amy again,

Because I know back
when we were close,

How many good times we had.

So I'd like to be able
to do that again.

- Final approach to the dock.

Tighten up on the forward.

I need all crew
on the aft deck asap.

- Copy.

Here he comes.

- Thanks, logan.
- Thank you, dean.

- My pleasure, man.
- Dean, great time, every time.

- Oh, so much fun.
- Yeah.

- A pleasure.
- Kate, absolutely.

Captain, thank you.

- It's been really great. We've
had the best time this trip.

So the crew has earned
every dime of that.

- Oh, thank you so much.
- They really have.

It's just been amazing
in every way.

- Glad you enjoyed it.
Hope to see you again.

- Thank you. Absolutely.
- Thank you.

- The fact that dean has had
a wonderful charter

And has such lovely things
to say

Really shows the professional
side of yachting,

Because there's been a lot
of stuff going on below deck

That he has no clue about.

- Bye, dean. Take care.
- Bye.

- It's a pleasure.
- Bye.

- I need everybody
in the crew mess asap.

- Ooh.
[Laughs]

- We made it.

Dean was happy.

His guests were happy.

He left us $16,000 and change.

So, that being said,

Eddie, good job this season.
I appreciate all your effort.

Kelley...

The thing about this charter
season was the anticipation.

You just didn't know
what was coming up next.

I mean, we almost, you know,
left the harbor

With the dock in tow
and 40 other boats.

We got kate making
rocket ships

And eddied stepping
into a new role.

It was just one thing
after another

That we got through.

I'm not quite sure how,
but we did make it.

I just want to say a couple
things about the season.

In general, I thought there was
way too much whining,

Complaining, and bitching
about a job

That we were all hired to do.

So I got a little present.
- Aw.

[Laughter]

- If the shoe fits, you can just
lace that bitch up and wear it.

- We're going to a rave.
- I love it.

[Laughter]

- Right?
Did you say that?

You did.
- On that...

- I love it.

- It's been a slice.
- Well, thank you, captain.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Are these sanitized?

- All right, guys, listen, I've
got a professional obligation

That I have to meet
in miami tomorrow.

So I'm flying out tonight.

- Guys, absolute pleasure
working with all of you.

All right?
[Laughter]

- Thanks.

- I love all of you

From the bottom of my heart,
but I'm out.

Whenever you leave

A really, really
hard-core charter season,

It's so tough to leave
all of that emotion behind,

All of those relationships
that you formed...

Captain, it's been amazing.
- It's been a pleasure, pal.

- Amazing. Great season.
We made it.

- You take care of yourself.

- You don't really want it
to end.

It's like reading
a really good book,

And you feel like you've got,
like, five pages left,

And you're like, "god, I wish
I had two more chapters."

- I'm sorry we couldn't have
a relationship on board.

- I wish we had got on better.
- I know.

We did the best we could

With what we were given.
- Yeah.

- All right,
I'll see you in laude.

[Both growl]

- You know I'm gonna miss you.

- Kat's always gonna have
a crush on someone.

And I guess, in this case,
it might be me.

But I love her to death,
you know?

But, like, you know, we both
have significant others,

And it's just a shame that
neither one of them are here.

And if they were,
there wouldn't be this thing.

I just hope that our paths
will meet again.

All right.
- Bye.

- It's nice to kick back
and relax,

Knowing that there is that huge
weight off your shoulders

With that last dinner.

- What's your name?
- Claudine.

- Thank you for taking care
of us tonight.

- I actually used to be
a stewardess

And a chief stew as well,
so I know what it's like.

- Tell us more.

- That's how I met regis,
who's the chef.

He was a head chef on yachts
for about 15 years, yeah.

- I'm so amused to find out
that our server

And the chef
are retired yachties.

It makes so much sense.

Every yachty kind of has this
life they're working towards.

It's nice to see it

In a tangible, visual,
edible version.

Wine just tastes better
off the boat.

It just does.

[Indistinct chatter]

- Whoa! Wow.

There's clams.
There's mussels.

[Indistinct chatter]

- That is incredible.
- I feel terrible.

I wish ben was here, man.
- Me too.

- Everyone, thank you all
for an amazing team,

Amazing friends, and amazing
place we're at tonight.

- It's been fun.
- Yeah.

- Hey, yo!
- I'm not reaching over

This mountain of food.
- Boom, boom, boom.

- I am focused.

- To all these hardworking
mother[bleep] here.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- Cheers, guys.

- I come off tougher
than I mean to.

Oh.
- I hate good-byes.

- And maybe I'm not as patient
as I should be,

But I mean,
this is yachting.

There's no time for patience.

You're always happy
to leave a yacht

After a hectic charter season

Because you just want
your own space.

But then a month later,
you look back,

And it's funny, you only
remember the good times,

And the bad memories
just seem silly.

- Coming up...

- It's hard saying bye
to ohana,

But it's time to move on.

It's time
for the next adventure.

- All right, see ya.
- Bye, eddie. Thanks so much.

- My pleasure. It's been
a great season, as always.

- Always. I love you.
Don't forget that.

- I'll never forget it.
Love you too, girl.

- I never want to see
a toilet again,

Especially a dirty one.

I'm gonna remove the toilet
from my bathroom,

Dig a hole,
and call it a day.

See you guys soon.
- It's been crazy.

I'm glad it ended well.
- Yeah. Me too.

Me too.
- Give me one more hug.

- I'll be in touch.

Take care.
- Yeah, okay.

- Now that
the charter season's over,

I'm just gonna go back
to lauderdale,

Relax, spend my tip money,

And have lots
of catch-up sex.

[Laughs]

- Take care of yourself, buddy.

- See ya, bud.
- Appreciate it.

- I'm gonna miss all the people

That I have grown
really close to.

So it's sad to say good-bye.

You were great--
great worker, great friend.

- Yeah, I'll miss you.
- I'll miss you, too, dude.

All right, be good.
- All right, bud. Take care.

I'm not gonna miss chamois,

And I'm not gonna miss
squeegees,

And I'm not gonna miss
scrubbing teak decks

And polishing stainless steel.

But I'll miss working
with these guys,

And I'll miss being
in the islands.

You know, I've got to go back
to the tundra of baltimore.

Out of the frying pan
into the freezer, I guess.

- It's been good.
- Yeah, call me, logan.

- Good getting to know you.
- Yeah. You too, man.

- It's always a--you know,
a worry joining a new crew,

Joining a new boat,

And I felt like I just got
up to speed with everybody...

- Bye, logan!
- Bye!

And then it's cut short.

Sexy pose.

Okay, we've made the world
a better place.

- Out of here.

I'm glad that I didn't get
too drunk

And make poor choices
with any of the stews.

I came away from the boat
unblemished,

Untarnished, untouched, so...
[Laughs]

Well, we'll chalk
that up as a win.

- I am gonna miss you...

- Yeah, I'll miss you too.

Thank you so much...
- A lot. Thank you, sweetie.

- For all of the guidance
and the encouragement

And the support--
I really appreciate it.

[Voice breaking]
it's hard saying bye to ohana.

I found somebody
who I'm so happy to have found.

- I hate good-byes.

- And I'll miss you.

I don't want to leave the room
where we met

And the sundeck

Where we had
all of the kisses ever.

[Laughs]

- When I walk away
from the boat,

I have all of my things
in this dock cart.

That's everything I own.

So it's time to move on.

It's time
for the next adventure.

- Good job, buddy.
Take care of yourself.

- I will.

- Thank you for everything,
captain.

These people,
good, bad, or ugly,

Mean a lot to me.

Whether it's been bumpy
or there's been trials

Or, you know,
there's an uni incident,

I really am thankful
for this experience,

And I appreciate
my crew members.

Okay.

- Last time
walking down the dock, amy.

- Right?

- This whole experience
has had ups and downs,

And I think everybody has seen
basically every emotion I have.

I've cried.
I've been furious.

I almost b*at up three guys.

Everything that has happened
has made me a better person,

And I wouldn't take it back.

- This is my passion.

What's not to like?

My office has the best view.

I've got a constant stream
of different personalities

To deal with,

Which makes it interesting,
keeps it fresh.

Challenges
are always different,

So it keeps you sharp.

So, yeah, hell, yeah...

I love my damn job.