02x06 - Strains, Stains and a Big Pain

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on below deck...

- Dinner, 8:30.
Plate it!

- We like our meals simple.

Hour and 15 minutes
start to finish.

- You know, just sit back,
relax,

And I'll throw out dinner
when I want to.

- Oh! Oh, my god!
- Save yourselves!

- Nothing about this charter
was easy.

- That's heavy.

We're a man down,

And now they're taking one
of my deckhands.

Just another "[bleep] you"
to the deck crew.

Oh, by the way, you're not
helping us dudes anymore.

- You're scaring all of us.

You come off kind of bitchy.

- Guests like this make me think
that I have spent too much time

In this industry.

- Today someone did the towel
in the form of a penis.

- Any idea how that happened?

- I made a rocket ship
on the bed.

- That's not a rocket ship.
We both know it's not.

- Lie till you die, deny, deny.
- I think it's out of line.

- I think a lot of things
are out of line.

- I think you're in a position
to jeopardize everyone's tip.

- I thought it was hilarious.

- $1,800.
- Whoo!

- My crew is valuing money
over me.

- Cheers.
- Cheers, love.

Ben is my all-time favorite.

[Ben laughs]

- If I hadn't chitchatted
for the two times that I did,

It'd be done by now.

Man, you're so right.

- Don't get a [bleep] attitude,

'Cause then it will get bad.

- Things just got complicated.

- If she doesn't reciprocate,

Okay, but at least
you put it out there.

- He's a good person,
but he's not my person.

- This could be really bad.

[Horn blows]

[Upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Ohana crew, we're gonna
go to peg leg's at 7:00.

- I just need a little break.

- Oh, my gosh,
let's get off the boat!

We've been stuck on here
for so long!

- After this charter,

I think everyone just
wants to get off the boat,

Stop thinking about service,
or what needs to be done.

We just need our own time.

- What are you doing?

- I just want to stay here
and prep, and prep, and prep,

And prep.
- What are you doing?

You chomping at the bit
to go to the bar?

- Pretty much, yeah.

- Since we've got
a charter starting tomorrow,

My time
is best spent on the boat.

- All right, y'all ready?
Let's do this.

Oh, what up, girl?
All right.

- Hey! Come on.
- [Bleep]

- Jennice is confusing.
She is.

She hints towards one thing
and then says it different,

And it's really
beyond belief frustrating.

- Oh, she's asleep.

- Who is?
- Kat.

- Is she?
- Katherine is sleeping.

- Kat?
- Yeah?

- Do you want to come out
with us?

- No.

- Okay. Sleep well,
all right, baby?

- Oh, my god,
you're leaving me behind.

- I'm coming, too.
People?

- Good evening.

Both: hi!

- Kate, let's meet people
tonight.

Like, let's meet people
that we don't know.

- I really like jennice 'cause
she's just so pure.

It's refreshing.
I'm like, "aw,

You really think everything's
gonna be okay all the time."

[Scoffs]

It's liberating when you figure
out that's not the case.

- God!
Kelley!

So I was, like,
messaging my boyfriend.

I was like, "I need to work out,
I have to be strong,

Because I'm not gonna
be as strong as a man is,"

Like, and he was like, "yeah,
no one expects you to be."

- Kelley has enough muscles
for both of you.

- Kelley surprise kissed me.

I have a boyfriend
in another country.

I can't get the clarity

That distance brings
if kelley's hovering behind me.

I'm gonna go get food.

I need food before
this overwhelms me.

- I'll hold your spot.
- Good.

Good on you.

I really just want to bury
the kiss hatchet and move on.

- We're not gonna have sex.

- Oops.

I got us wine.

Mask on, mask off?

- You want to give me a glass
of wine, I don't give a [bleep].

- [Laughs]

Ben, I love him.

I adore him.

Spending time with him

Is a little awkward for me
because it's really hard

Being on a yacht
away from your boyfriend.

It can get sexually frustrating.

I don't really have
that much temptation.

No, never. Not me.

Come on!

Do you want to go
skinny-dipping?

- No, I do not want
to go skinny-dipping, kat.

- [Bleep]
[murmurs]

- We're gonna go through
the food line.

Have your brother
watch our drinks.

- I'm gonna take mine with me.

- Can I play?
Who goes first?

- You.

- What? No!

I haven't played jenga
in a long time.

[All cheering]

- So what's going on with kat?

- Kat's sleeping.

She was on early,
so I bet she was tired.

- Yeah.

- We should do this more often.

We look awesome.

- [Laughs]

We look so scary.

- Can this be our christmas card
next year?

[Both laugh drunkenly]

- Regardless of who we're with?

- Ultimately, everyone
wants what they can't have.

It's the way of the world.

The grass is always greener.

I don't know, babe.

- You know, kat, she doesn't
have a lot of great girlfriends.

Like, it's been
interesting to remember

How really close we were,

And then how really far apart
we got.

- They worked together
for six months.

In yachting, that's like working
together for five years on land.

That's huge!
- Yeah.

- We have been through a lot,

And it kind
of altered our friendship and,

Like, changed things.

- As the chief stew, I need to
know what I'm working with here.

They don't say anything.

At least make up a story.

It's a little cause for alarm.

I have no idea what went on,

But I hope I find out.

I have to use the ladies' room
so bad, y'all. Sorry.

[Crowd cheers]

- I'd rather not go in bed,
and be by myself,

And go to sleep because
we only have

A certain amount of time
for ourselves.

- That's true.

- So I'm like, I kind of want
to just make this fit.

- Yeah.

- What can I do?

There's ben and me
and alcohol--

Three things that's just
a really bad combination.

[Both laugh]

- Kate knows
what the [bleep] she's doing.

- Right.
- She's really good at her job,

But she's really unprofessional
when it comes down to it.

How much am I
spending on this yacht,

And people are making
towel penises on my bed?

- It was folded perfectly.

- I bet it was.

Kate slapped the guest
in the face

With a penis-shaped blanket.

[Ding!]

Cock-slap, if you will.

- I'm glad he took it with,
like, a laugh,

And a "ha, ha."

- Later on.

- It was just a lapse
in judgment,

And I just hope that--

That things
like that don't keep coming up.

- I'm going back to the boat.
- Let's get out of here.

- You want to grab jennice?

She's around all those guys.
- I've got her.

- Oh!
- I'll get her.

- If she wants to,
if she wants to.

- I think she wants to stay
around all those guys.

They're kind of hot.
- They're kiwis.

They're kiwis.

- Those guys
desperately want to meet you.

- Oh, stop it!

- They're like,
"bring the brunette over."

- They desperately want
to hang out with you!

- I was like,
"that's her brother, guys."

- Don't go over
by those guys again.

- Okay.
Why do you say that?

- Because he and I are leaving.

- Love you.
- Love you, too.

- All right.

- See you guys later!
- Should we go upstairs?

- Let's go upstairs, right?

You're in these islands,

You're isolated
with this small crew.

Sometimes it's super-fun to have

Someone to have a little
flirty conversation with.

- I know, [bleep] that.

- Those dudes are just [bleep]
scumbags.

- Yep.

[Ben giggling]

- That was [bleep] nasty!

- Oh, look
who came up here: those guys.

- Just relax, just relax,
just relax.

- [Growls, laughs]

- Thank you.

- So come on over.
- Okay, thanks.

- We did actually just order
you drinks.

They're gonna arrive over there.

- I get why amy and jennice want
to hang out with these guys.

I'll be a supportive wing-woman,

But I don't want
to stay for the duration.

- Togo beach.

Pardon?

So good!

I love this convo!

- Me, too.

- I can tell he's scottish.

- You can tell
that I'm scottish?

- Or whatever you are, yeah.

- Whatever I am?

- Well, actually,
I'm really bad with accents.

- It's a lucky guess.
- You have a great accent.

It's like--i don't--

- I'm going back to the boat.

I'm tired.
- Me, too.

- Hey, y'all!
It was so nice meeting you.

- Oh, you can't leave.
We've got drinks coming.

- We have, like, big days
ahead of us.

- Thank you for the drink,
thanks for the french fries,

It's been lovely, but I'm out.

- We're gonna
have to eat this food

That we ordered for you guys
and drink your drinks.

- You didn't order this for us,
you ordered this for you.

- Yeah, 'cause we knew

You all would end up
sitting over here.

- No, you didn't know anything.
You guys are so silly.

Guys, it's been a pleasure.
- It was nice to meet y'all.

For real.

- Do you want me
to pour this drink on you?

- Kelley, stop!
- Kelley!

- We're leaving.
- This is not gonna be good.

- Guys, it's been a pleasure.

It was nice to meet y'all.
For real.

Do you want me
to pour this drink on you?

- Oh, my god.
Mike, I actually have to go.

- He just said go [bleep]
myself,

And I'm so glad
I didn't pour it in his face,

'Cause I almost did.
- I'll see you guys around.

- [Bleep] lame!

- You should change
that flower around.

- Who are these people,

Just because they got their ego
sh*t down a little bit,

To say these nasty things?
It's ridiculous.

Well, let me just tell you,
I met the most awful men.

We're saying good-bye,

And they go,
"just go [bleep] yourselves."

- Wait, these dudes over here

Said y'all can go [bleep]
yourself?

You should have thrown the drink
in their face.

- That's why I'm not telling
my brother.

- All right, 'cause you know
I'm gonna have to go tell him.

- No! No, no, no,
because you know what?

They're not even worth it.

Like, they're not even
worth the energy.

You know what I mean?
They're those kind of guys.

- That really pisses me off.

It's, like, so disrespectful.

Some [bleep] douche bags
were giving your [bleep] sister

And jennice [bleep].

- No, I'm not kidding you.

- Kelley.

- Kelley's blood pressure's just
rising and rising.

This could be really bad.

- Oh, gosh.

Kelley!

Did you tell him?
- Yeah, of course.

- Why did you tell him?

Don't let him off the boat!

- Kelley, stop!
- Kelley!

Eddie, why the [bleep] did you
tell him?

- Amy, get back on the boat.
- Go stop him!

Go stop my brother.
Go stop him!

- I'm going to stop him--you
need to get back on the boat.

- Then run!
- I hear you're talking

[Bleep] to my sister.

- This is not gonna be good.

- Y'all were [bleep]
talking [bleep] to her.

- We're leaving. We're leaving.
Hey, get the [bleep] going.

- It's not that big a deal.
This guy said it in passing.

Like, I don't care.

- Get the [bleep] back
on the boat.

Dude, this isn't
a battle royale. Hey--

- It's not my--
it's my sister, though.

- Hey, I know, I know, I know.
I know.

I know, dude, but you know what?
Your sister's a big girl.

[Bleep], she's older
than you are.

- I know.
- She can handle herself.

- Don't [bleep] with my sister.

Hurt her feelings,
I'm gonna crush your skull.

They can't [bleep]
do that to her.

- Oh, my gosh!

- Shh! Hey, hey, hey,

There's people sleeping.
- Oh, my gosh!

- Amy! Amy,
there's people sleeping here.

- Yep.
- There's people sleeping.

- The baby's sleeping.
- Everybody back on the boat.

Everybody back on the boat.

- Kelley doesn't think
through his anger.

He just kind of goes,
and that's scary.

This is that part of kelley

I'm not sure
I can understand or relate to.

I'm not angry.

- She's not angry.
- Come here.

I know you're so sweet
and protective,

But I had a freak-out moment.

- It's all right.

[Banging noise]

- Oh, [bleep]!

- Who's in there?

Ben in there?

- I don't know.

[Chatter, voices howling]

- Is that kat?

- I don't know what's going on.

- Where's kat?
Is she asleep?

- No, I don't think so.
- What time is it?

- Boat romances always happen,
whether they're secret or open.

[Knock, thud]

- Was that--was that bump ben?

[Ben and kat,
muffled chatter, laughter]

Are they getting it on?

- I don't know anything
these days.

On these boats,
there is no privacy,

So people need to be aware
that...

[Muffled chatter, thud]
that we hear everything.

That's all I'm saying.

- Yeah, benny!
Get it, dog!

[Both laugh]

- Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben howling]

- How do you feel?
All right? You good?

- I feel like death.

- Hey.
- What?

- Um...i'm not a happy camper
last night.

- Yeah?

- I was worried, 'cause
I didn't want to hurt you

Or hurt our friendship
or relationship.

- Well...

Let's talk about it later

When we can just, like,

Talk about it,

And there's not a lot
of stuff going on.

- Okay.

Can I have a hug?
Give me a hug.

- God!
- Give me a damn hug.

[Bleep]

- Oh, my god, k*ll me.

- You know
what I realized today?

- Yeah?
- That the deckhands have,

Without andrew,

The deckhands still have
three people to clean the teak.

- Yeah, but, I mean when--
- and shammy the boat--

- This last chapter,
the slide, the trampoline--

- Oh, please!
- They got worked.

- Just talking [bleep]
about you.

- Y'all got worked,
didn't you this last trip?

I'm sticking up for you.

Y'all got worked.
- You're talking [bleep] on me?

We put out
every single [bleep] toy...

- Yeah.
- And we were a man down,

And I had jennice helping y'all
on the interior!

- Eddie's acting
like a five-year-old.

I mean, we got a job to do.

We should all be
pitching in to get it done.

There were some times

When there were things that I
asked certain people to do,

That was part of their job,

And they complained to me
about doing it.

- Like what?

- Like shammying the sun deck.

- Why? Was it raining?

- She said it was
going to rain again.

- Well, is that complaining,

Or is that just
stating the obvious?

You're giving us a hard time
because we can't give you

All the help you want?
[Bleep] cry me a river.

All right.

I love you, kat.

- I love you, too.
- Hello?

- Sorry if I'm wrong...
- I love you, too, amy.

- Okay.
- Sometimes.

I can't be perfect
all the time, love.

- I'm not, either.

- Where are the weights, mate?
- Up on the bridge half-deck.

You'll see the treadmill--
no, you'll see the treadmills,

And they're just over on the
left, and they're adjustable.

You just have to slide
this little black thing out,

And slip it
in between the different bars,

And then on top of--

- Slip it in?

- You already did.

- Was it [bleep] obnoxious?

- It was [bleep] very loud.

Like, I couldn't sleep.

- It was more the screaming.

Both of y'all.

You made some [bleep] funny,
funny [bleep] noises.

[Both laugh]

- You can get away
with a lot on boats,

But you just can't--
don't talk about it.

Just don't talk about it,
and you'll be fine.

All right, whatever.

Moving on.

- Here's our preference sheets
for the charter tomorrow.

Ben, you probably recognize her.
- Yeah.

- She is a returning
charter guest.

Different group
with her this time, though.

She's bringing her family,
but kompis is coming back.

- The last charter season,

I remember beverly
and her friends

As being the best group.

They weren't super demanding.

- Here's to kompis.

- Here's to kompis,
and bev, and peach schnapps!

- These guys look, like, simple.
Like, easy.

- Scott doesn't have a lot
on his preference sheet.

You notice that?
- Yeah. I like him already.

- "Liquor/beer/wine--
all types."

- "Booze."

- So he's basically...
[Captain laughs]

An alcoholic.

- He's on vacation.

I think this will be
our best one yet.

- It will be.
- Mm-hmm.

All right.

- Number one, beverly.
Love her.

Sweetest girl.

One thing I do remember
about beverly is she brought out

A very different side
of my former chief stewardess,

Adrienne--

- Whoo!
- She's coming out dancing.

- She's coming with us.

[All cheer]

- The lesbian side.
- Hey!

- Hey!

[Laughter]

- "Beverly will bring
all kompis' needs..."

- "But no one else can feed
her anything while aboard."

I'm gonna feed
this dog everything!

Here, kompis.
Do your thing.

Come on, kompis,
please take a dump.

The last time
beverly was on the boat,

I had to make the dog
go poo-poo,

And that is not gonna happen
again.

- "Scott! What's up, bro!

"I like beverages: booze!

"Favorites: booze!

Liquor/beer/ wine:
all types of booze!"

[Laughter]
- what a tool.

- Let's get [bleep]
boozed up, bro!

- [Laughs]

- In the port,
forward guest room,

On the decorative pillow,
there's a stain.

- Can you grab those two boxes,
and your fish,

And do it with a g*dd*mn smile
for once.

Oh, hi!
- Oh, wicked.

- Ben, you shouldn't have!

I love them!

- [Laughing]

I'm pretty sweet like that,
aren't i?

- Thank you, so much!

You're just--that was so sweet.

Did you see what ben got me?
- Oh, wow.

- There's so many rumors
that kat and ben are hooking up,

But I don't really care.

They can figure it out
themselves.

They're adults.

- Page on the aft deck in five.

- Oh, yeah, don't we
need something for the dog?

- We need doggie bowls.
- Oh!

- Hello there.

- Oh, it's kompis.

- Oh!
- Permission

To come aboard, sir?
- Oh, hi.

Nice to see you.
- Good to see you again.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

- Lee rosbach. Captain lee.
- Hi, I'm scott.

- Scott, my pleasure.
- Hi!

- I'm so happy that we're back
on a boat together.

- I'm so excited to see you.

- I know you miss your puppy.
- Hey!

- Hey. Welcome.
- Hey.

- I can vouch for him.
- I'm very excited

That these charter guests
are repeat charter guests.

That means they have a rapport
with the crew,

They're gonna be
in good spirits,

And maybe this time
I won't get socially assaulted.

- Thank you for having us.
- Cheers, guys.

- We've got a great trip
planned for you guys.

Kate, our chief stew, will show
you guys to your quarters,

Get everybody situated away,
grab some lunch,

And get underway.
- Great.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Dang!

This is so nice.

- Yeah--
[object shatters]

- Oh, no!

- It's okay.
I'll clean it up.

- Mom's drunk already.
I can't take you anywhere.

- Oof.

There's your bar, scott.

- There's your hot tub,
and there's the bar.

- This is amazing.

Mom, look,
they got you a stripper pole.

- Wait. Before you serve us,

You have to spin around
the pole.

- I'll pour it then.
[Laughter]

That comes out day three.

It's too early.
- Oh, okay.

- Mr. Steward, bow to stern.

- All right.

All right, bow to stern.
Kelley, slack that bow line.

One, two, three!

- Here, I'll refill you.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- See how they come to you,
shirl.

This is why--one of the reasons
I wanted you to do this trip.

You don't have
to wait on anybody.

You don't have to move.

- All lines onboard.
- Cheers.

- Cheers!

[Laughter, chatter]

- How are you doing, ben?

- About ready to start plating.
- Okay.

- Here's your water.
Let's see if she'll drink.

Do you need drinkies?

- Where are we going
at the moment?

- Virgin corridor.

We'll send him out to the bass.
- Okay.

- Give me 200 sheets.

- There's, like, something
on one of the--i guess--

So I don't know what it is.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- I'll check it out.
Thank you.

I'm embarrassed
'cause the responsibility

Is on me
for everything to be perfect.

I don't know if it was amy,

If it was kat,
who made that bed,

But how do you not notice...
A pillow like that?

I mean--

What the [bleep]?

In the port forward guest room,
on the decorative pillow,

There's a stain.

- A bad stain?

- I mean, there's not really
such a thing as a good stain.

- Right.
- Yeah.

- Good point.
- Uh-huh.

- So did you pull the pillow?
- Of course I did.

- Oh, it's one
of the decorative pillows?

- Yeah.

- This is what happens
at a very low-class motel,

Not on a yacht.

We should not be having guests
say, "hey,

There's personal body fluid
on my throw pillow."

It might be sunblock,

But I don't think it is.

- Oh...

Which decorative pillow
is that, the one with--

- It's a seahorse.
- The seahorse?

- Yeah.

Fertile little guy.

- Oh, my gosh, it's beautiful.

- Oh, my gosh, I saw the pillow.

- Yeah.
- Okay--

- Get it out.

- In the hierarchy of stains,

A white, milky stain is probably
one of the worst stains ever.

So--so it would have
had to have been somebody--

- Somebody who knows
how to make a bed.

- Oh, gosh.

We all up there in the forward
could hear them, like,

Plain as day.

I could hear parts
of their conversation,

Like, "make me pancakes!"
Or something.

- This is [bleep] mortifying,

And apparently,
nothing can be kept a secret.

- That's the little spot
you were talking about?

It has not been--
- don't touch it!

You might be pregnant now.

- [Screams]

- Look at all those candles!
They're so pretty.

- Yeah! Oh, yeah,
we have you set up over there.

He's doing oysters, and shrimp,

And there's already
some bread up there.

- Mmm!

- What time
are they scheduling dinner?

- We're not sure yet.
We're sort of playing it by ear.

- I like the white flowers.

- Kate's coming with some beads.

- I hope she's gonna
give me a break.

- I'm sure.
- Well,

I hope that she thinks
that way.

- Yeah.
- I'm so tired.

- How's dinner coming along?

- I'm doing
a four-course dinner,

And I have, like,


And it's just kind of insane.

- Who requested
the four courses?

- It's not coincidence
that I do four courses.

It's to make an impression.

- It must be really nice
to be the chef,

And just work at your own pace.

Not the case for me.

I have to schedule breaks,

And it's all choreographed
around a set dinnertime,

So when ben decides

That's not really gonna
be the dinnertime, last minute,

It just adds chaos to something
that was once organized.

- I need to go to sleep.

- What time is it right now?

- The sun was still up
when we wanted food.

- Where's amy?

- Amy's doing turndowns.

- Barbecue shrimp over glazed
beet root with pecan drools.

- Should we all get drinks so we
can make a toast before we eat?

- Who doesn't have a drink?

- None of us have drinks.

- Eat slowly
just so we can make sure we

Get the wine pairing
when it comes.

- It's all wrong.

I can't stall forever.

We don't need the micro greens
and the spring rolls.

We just need the food
on the table.

- Why do you do turndown
before you finish service?

You should have two,
if not three, girls on service,

Especially for a four-courser.

- Amy's doing turndowns
during dinner

Because it's the only time

All the guests
are out of their cabins,

And most people
that charter yachts

On a regular basis expect that.

- I don't give a [bleep]
how much sleep kat has.

- I just want to remind you
about maritime law...

And hours of rest.

- It doesn't apply to us, love.

- Legally it does.

- Hey.
- What's up?

Are you done?
- Yeah.

- You want to go ahead
and sit and talk

For a minute about everything?

Everything in life
you have to look at

As optimistically as you can.

Will that bite you in the ass
sometimes? Yes.

So, um, just trying to get
where your head's at.

- Yeah.

Um--

- I know it was a little random
that I just up and kissed you.

Um, I kind of caught you
off-guard,

And I did not mean to do that.
- It was surprising.

It was a very youthful
approach.

- Youthful--
[both laugh]

- But...

Know that we
are fundamentally compatible,

And I want to see
where that goes, you know?

- Yeah.
- Um...

But I realize that we're not
in the same place.

What makes me
not in that place with you?

- What is it?

[Jennice sighs]

- When I was a kid,

I had a male figure
in my life.

He had a lot of issues
with anger management.

He was very volatile,
and it's really damaging,

And I recognize
that you get angry sometimes,

And I see that anger,

And it, like--

It scares me.

- Yeah, you just don't know me.

That's the first time
I've ever confronted anybody

In five years,
and the only time beforehand

Was because they were
endangering my marines' lives.

- But I'm someone
who's very sensitive to anger.

Like, very sensitive to it,

Like, it's too much for me.
- I get it.

- Aside from that, like,

I have a boyfriend
who I know I am compatible with.

- If being protective
of my coworkers and family

Is angry to her, then so be it,

Because I'm never
gonna change that way.

I will always be protective.

- I think that, like,

Kelley's--kelley's
a really good guy, and--

- It's cool.

- You're an attractive guy,
kelley.

- Well, it won't happen again.
I'm good.

Listen,
I don't need a pep talk.

I don't need a pep talk.
- I'm not pep talking you.

- Yeah, you are, a little bit.
- I'm not! I'm just--

- Listen, jennice, I'm good.

All right?
We've set our boundaries.

I don't want this to affect
our work relationship,

So I know where you stand,
I know where I stand.

We're good.
All right?

Just leave it at that.
- Wait--

- No, no.
- Don't walk away.

- We're good.
- Kelley, come here.

I think that I waited too long

To draw a line with kelley.

It's not that
I don't care about him.

It's just that...
We can't be.

This is what
I'm talking about.

- Look at us.
Like, are you drunk?

Are you drunk?
Are you drunk?

Are you drunk right now?
- No.

- Okay, cool.
Perfect.

- Hey, ben, I cleared.

- All right, so please tell me
before you clear, okay?

'Cause then it's not 10,


- And I do need
to find somebody.

- Here, I'll go in the kitchen.
I'll be back.

- These bloody plates
have been on my counter now

For 15 minutes,
and I just can't have that.

- Okay, so my family said it's,
like, the slowest service ever.

[Overlapping chatter]
- right.

- Okay, we're going to
bring everything up right now.

- There are certain ways
to play the game,

And we're not playing
it right right now.

- Thank you.

- And I'm pissed off,
'cause I look bad.

- A lot of these people
should be fired.

- I'm not gonna
turn a blind eye to this,

'Cause you made me
look like an idiot.

- Tired of listening
to you talk.

- All right,
you're [bleep] at what you do.

- Oh, my god.
This is horrible.

- Everybody on this boat
needs to ship up or ship out.

Whatever's going below deck,
they need to figure it out.

- Kat should be up,
available to people, you know?

- She's up in ten minutes.
- Okay, well--

- Do you want me
to get her right now?

- This is all we have to do,

Is get a great service,
and someone's sleeping.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Um...i just have an issue

With everything
that's been going on.

I mean, you're, like,
the manager of this boat.

- Yeah.
- If there's an issue

That's going on
underneath this boat,

Or above the boat,

Just make sure
you keep on doing your rounds.

I'm not telling you
how to do your job,

But you need to know
that there's other people

Involved in this boat.

- Okay. Do you need something?

- No, I don't need a drink.

- Okay, 'cause kat's now
on service

When she came back from break.
Because I'm doing--

- I get it, but, you're--
you need to understand,

Like, you have a job,

And when somebody has something
to say, you listen to them.

- You're right.

Completely.

- Okay.

Have a good night.
- Thank you.

Sometimes I'm just gonna
take the blame,

Even though it's ben's fault,

Because chefs are crazy,

And they're surrounded
by sharp knives.

Good luck with that, kat.

- You definitely need to come up

With some blanket-folding ideas
for tonight.

- I already have one.
I'm gonna do a big heart.

- Kell, do you want me
to give you your space?

- Yes, please.
- Can i--

- I don't--no, I'm good.

We'll just go back to the way
things were,

And pretend
like it never happened.

- I just don't want
you to be upset.

- Just need my time.

- I care about kelley.
I do.

He is my best friend
on this boat.

I don't know how to fix this.

- No, I don't need a hug.

Yeah, that's the last thing
I need.

- I'm sorry.

I don't mean to make
you feel that way.

- You don't need to apologize.

No, you do not need
to apologize.

- I probably upset you.

- Jennice is confused,

And I think she wants to have
her cake and eat it, too,

And she can't do that.

It's all good.

- Well, it's not all good.
I know it's not.

I can tell it's not, so just--
when you're ready,

You know where to find me.

Okay.

- Creme brulee.

- I hate to say it,
but it's pretty damn good.

- Tonight the guests are not
very happy with the service.

- Yeah, I caught wind of that,

But thank you
for the gentle reminder.

- I don't really want
this to happen again,

So why don't you think of
a fun cocktail or something

To get out there?

- I'm making lovely turndown
notes that are beautiful.

They're gonna get a heart
throw blanket.

I don't want you
to worry about a thing.

- I'm not gonna
turn a blind eye to this,

'Cause you made me
look like an idiot.

- How do you spell "hawaiian"?
Is it "a-i-i-a-n"?

- What the [bleep] are
you talking about?

Little notes?
You're hardly prioritizing.

We just failed miserably.

I have a certain level
of standard,

And you're gonna bloody well
meet up to it, you know?

I am not an [bleep],
but if I see something that,

Plain as day, is wrong,

I'm gonna jump on it.

I just don't like the guests
coming up to me.

That's just crazy,
and meanwhile,

Like, where
are the stewardesses?

The fact is, it's like,

You didn't have enough girls
on service, and you know it.

- I spent half my day
waiting for you.

You didn't tell me
about the four-course dinner.

- Kate, please,
two girls on service.

- When did you tell me
about the four-course dinner?

- I told you that we
were gonna roll

From hors d'oeuvres
into a tapas menu.

- Yeah.

- It's not like kat
is three hours away on shore.

- They've had two-hour breaks--
let me finish--

They've had two-hour breaks
every single day.

- Right, well, let's stop that.
- Every single charter.

- No. I was not the one
who decided a five-course dinner

Would be a great idea
last minute,

And I'm not the one
who left a questionable stain

On a decorative pillow.

- Two on service, please,

And coffee after dessert, and
then this won't happen again.

- Will you write that down
for me?

- Kate's head of service,

And she drops the [bleep] ball
every time,

And I'm damned
if it's gonna happen again.

Look, kate, I think you're great

At what you do, all right?

- I'm just kind of tired
of listening to you talk.

- All right,
you're [bleep] at what you do.

- I don't know all the story
'cause you haven't told me.

- She said I have anger issues.

It's just the one person
I thought I could trust

On this boat--
excluding you--

[Bleep] I should have just--

I should have just followed
what my [bleep] heart said,

And just left it be.

I'm not a fighter,
I'm not anything like that,

So her "anger issues," like,

I think it was an out for her,

So she could not have
to deal with the situation,

And that's fine with me.

- I don't want to see you
upset,

You know what I mean?

- I don't like being like this.

This--this drama
is working me up so much.

It's not worth it to me!

- Look at me.
No, seriously,

This will be all
taken care of.

- I'm not happy.
Like, I'm not, and it's, like,

It took me a long time to get
happy with where I was in life,

Like, just...being okay,

And I come here,
and I'm not.

- What happened last night?
Things get a little nutter?

- Holy moley!

One minute happy,
then they're screaming at me.

- You know,
I talked to jennice and, uh...

Basically,
I know what happened with--

Between you guys,

And I was just seeing
what your side,

Or how you feel about it?

- It's her loss, so--

Jennice talking to kat,
it's [bleep] up.

Period, end of story,
it's [bleep] up.

If she has issues, we should
deal with them between us.

You shouldn't bring the drama
across the boat.

Yeah, you know what?
Our business is our business,

Not everybody else's, so--

But you want to talk to
everybody about it, that's cool.

It's all good.

- Okay, well, I'll--
[slam]

Kelley?

All right.

- That was really weird.

- What was weird?

- That there was all that stuff
on that pillow, right?

- Ben and kat are still
talking about the pillow

As if they have no idea
where it came from.

- You guys thought it was me,
which is ridiculous.

- [Giggles]

- The jizz-pillow will remain
a mystery for the ages.

And then to leave it there?

That's just gross.

- You got a room to yourself.

- Kelley's moving
into your room?

- I'm moving in!

- Kompis, sit.
Good girl. Stay.

All right, just please lay down
and play dead,

Just on this surface.
Just do it!

- Kompis is kind of
like that home-schooled child

Who never got to interact
with anybody else.

He's super-loved, but he's also
kind of super-weird.

- Do it now! Go! Play dead!
Nope!

- It's like when you
go to the zoo,

And you see that lion
in the cage and, like,

All the fire
in his eyes is gone.

He's just kind
of like, "I hate my life."

- Oh...it's just not soft.
It's just not soft enough.

- Kate, kate, I need you
in the wheelhouse, please.

Bring eddie with you.

- Copy. Thank you.

Hi.

- I just wanted to call the
game plan today with you guys.

We are gonna
go to see soggy dollar.

I'm probably gonna send kat.
- I like your style.

I'm excited.
- Yeah.

- We are in a beautiful place.

Go explore.
- That work for you guys?

It works for me.
- It works great!

- You can move in
whenever you want.

- I'm doing it now.

- All right, let me get
my [bleep] out of there.

- You know, after the kiss,
and everything's been awkward,

I get the chance
to move in with eddie,

I'm gonna take it.

You got a room to yourself.

- Kelley's moving
into your room?

- I'm moving in!

Distance will be good for us.

- But he's not moving right now,
is he?

- Yeah, he is.
- But he has to sleep.

- He's really excited.

- Last night's dinner,
it was a [bleep] disaster.

- Let's get the pup in,
and then--

- We're going
to the soggy dollar!

- Okay, have fun, everyone.

- Thanks.
- Bye!

- It's my job
to make sure that these guests

Have a great experience today.

I mean, this has to be perfect.

- Woo!

- Whoa! That's slippery!

[Laughs]

It looks like
I'm already drunk.

- I'll be coming in.
I'm gonna go anchor the boat,

And I'll swim in.

- Come on, kompis! Let's go!

Oh, my god, it's crowded.

- I know.

Is your girlfriend
supposed to be here?

- Yeah, I have a friend
that I was supposed to meet,

But I don't know if she's here.
- Kompis! Kompis!

Oh, there you are!

- Hey!
- Adrienne!

[Laughter, chatter]

- Oh, my god.
How you doing, honey?

- Um...

You're [bleep] kidding me.

Who's there waiting?
The devil.

- I need you to be working
right now!

Come in here now!

I know that you had alcohol
in your room last night.

- Okay.

- I want her out of here.

The sarcasm and bull[bleep],
can we just cut it out?

Because I'm your boss.

- This is a very cruel joke
from the universe.

- How you doing?
- Good.

I wish I was in your shoes.
- Yeah, exactly.

It's about time, right?

Painkillers? Ready?

- Oh,
if I could only have a drink.

- It was like one
of those movies,

Like, everything--like,
the crowd kind of split,

And there's [bleep]
adrienne...

Standing there
looking pale and terrible

And just striking fear
into the soul

Of every man's fricking heart.

Okay, let's see here:

Alcohol, kat, adrienne,

On a beach, together.

Danger.

- Painkillers.

- Next time on below deck...

- Kat ended up
blowing him in the next room,

And the girl caught him.
[Laughter]

- Do yourself a favor
and just stop.

- Adrienne's here.
- Shut the [bleep] up.

- Yeah.

[Cheering]

- Better not be staying
for dinner.

- That's what she said!

[Laughter]

- Amy has some issues.

I want nothing to do with her.

Please leave us alone!

Thank you.
- This is ridiculous.

- I already tried to be nice
to you, and I don't feel

Like it anymore,
'cause I've got lots to do.

- Okay.

It's like me against
the interior.

I'm dying here.

I don't want to do this.

- I don't, either.