05x01 - Game Changer

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Selling Sunset". Aired: March 21, 2019 – present.*
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Revolves around the Oppenheim Group, a high-end real estate brokerage firm in the Los Angeles area (with offices in West Hollywood and Newport Beach), and follows a group of agents as they navigate their personal and professional lives.
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05x01 - Game Changer

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[rhythmic pop music plays]

[Chrishell] Previously on Selling Sunset…

-[Christine] I'm nine months pregnant.
-[Jason] Take time off.

Just know that I'll be back.

[Chrishell] I am in escrow
on my dream home.

[laughs]

This is the moment
where I can be really proud of myself.

I found someone I like
as a potential replacement for Davina.

-Vanessa.
-Hi, Jason!

I think maybe we should talk
about me coming back.

Um…

I hope that you had my back.

But I wanna get along with people.
[chuckles]

My ex-boyfriend was dating this girl
at the same time he was dating me.

Who is she?

-[Christine] Her name's Emma.
-Hi!

[Jason] Because you'll be gone,
I'll bring Emma in full-time.

It just hurts. That's all.

I was with him for two and a half years.
He proposed to me.

She never had a ring.
They were never engaged.

A square, long, rectangular emerald-cut.

That is a bold-faced lie.

[Jason] I did speak with Christine.

-She's coming back.
-What?

She's causing a lot of stress in my life.

I gave her chance
after chance after chance.

It's gonna be me or her.

I just hate her so much right now.

[music crescendos]

Have you been dating at all?

I just know anything can happen,

and sometimes it can come
from an unexpected place.

-All of us girls want to talk to you--
-I don't need--

Okay. Forget it.

-Let's go. Not doing this.
-[Tarek] Honey. Hey.

The entire office
doesn't want to be around you,

'cause you've done things to everybody.

Please don't judge me.

I will hold you accountable.

[Jason] If there's not a change,
then she's gone.

I give you my word on that.

[music fades]

[upbeat pop music plays]

Who says you own me? ♪

♪ I don't want your money ♪

♪ Can you get off of my butt? ♪

♪ Lights, camera, action ♪

♪ I'm the main attraction ♪

♪ I'm the only one on this stage… ♪

Oh my God.

-♪ I'm takin' over… ♪
-God! [laughs]

♪ I'm takin' over ♪

♪ I'm takin' over the world… ♪

-Wow.
-So beautiful, honey.

♪ I'm takin' over… ♪

God, this is epic.

-Oh my God.
-What?

[Romain] It's so white.

-[exclaims]
-Oh my God.

Let's just jump in, guys.

-[Tina] Right?
-[Chrishell] Vacation has started.

-Let's grab our bags.
-I got yours, babe.

-Oh, thank you! This is nice.
-[Romain] Aw.

-Let's go, baby.
-Know where the room is?

[Brett] Let's get the best room.
The race is on.

[Romain] But they say the first one come,
the first one served, bro.

[Chrishell] Putting those biceps to use!

♪ Ooh, I'm takin' over ♪

♪ I'm takin' over ♪

♪ I'm takin' over the world ♪

[song ends]

[scoffs] Could we be
in, like, more of a paradise?

No. [chuckles]

I think the answer to that is no.

-Oh! I'm spilling already.
-Oh!

-[laughs] My first drink. I know!
-[Mary] You haven't even had a sip yet.

We originally had this trip planned
to bounce around Europe,

just a group of friends.

Then Jason and I became best friends.

Then we became more than friends,

and I feel like it's the first time
I've really been my full self,

and I don't have to change anything.

I guess it's true what they say.

Sometimes what you're looking for
can be right in front of you.

[Romain] You guys look hot.

[kiss noise]

[Mary] I'm so happy for you and Jason.

[Chrishell] Mm!

It's kind of nice
to just kind of be ourselves instead of…

-Hiding everything? Yeah.
-…hiding everything.

-Which you've been amazing at helping us.
-You're welcome.

Yes. Thank you.

Third wheel on a couple moments,
where I'm like, "It's kinda awkward."

I think I was so stressed about it.

Going public with something,
there's so much pressure on it.

Yeah.

You know, we just wanted
to figure out what it was

before we invite
everyone's opinions on it, you know?

I mean, 'cause you know, it's like…

He's been very open about
he's not been for commitment and--

I dated him.
I've never seen him like this.

Jason and I dated
about six years ago for about a year.

You know, we were happy,
but he can't commit,

and he just… he just kind of freaked out

and broke up with me,
uh, just out of the blue,

because he doesn't want to be unfaithful.

And so, um, he just ends relationships
before anything would ever happen.

And he always has done that
in every relationship.

It's like backwards
of any relationship I've ever been in.

It's always been like,
you meet somebody, and it's like…

One time I hired a chef to cook a meal
to pretend I did it, and then he left.

I'm just saying there was none of that.
I've just been myself,

because of the way it started,
and it was nothing romantic.

We didn't see each other
that way for a long time.

You know, he had a type before. So did I.

I loved… I had a height thing,
I'll be honest. [laughs]

I didn't even see him like that.

It's so funny. It's so opposite
what I would've imagined.

Yeah.

Just, like, the ultimate respect
from both sides for each other.

That is just something that…

Yeah, I've never had before.

This is your beginning.

-This is your, well, new beginning.
-Yes.

-But… Oh my God.
-Yes!

[Tina] Whoo!

Girls, get in!

We're coming in!

["Comedown" by BEAUZ & Nightro
featuring Tyler Shamy plays]

[Chrishell laughs]

♪ No way, no way ♪

♪ I'm ever getting tired of this ♪

♪ No way, no way ♪

♪ Never felt this kinda bliss
Not ready for the comedown ♪

[song fades]

[bright pop music plays]

♪ This is kind of a big deal ♪

♪ It just got real ♪

♪ This is kind of a big deal ♪

♪ Some kind of magic takin' hold ♪

♪ Feels like I found my pot of gold ♪

♪ Now I won't ever let it go ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

[Emma] Hello!

-Hi.
-Hi!

So quiet in here.

-[Davina] I know.
-Everyone's on their vacay.

I know, it is nice.

[Maya] Everyone are partying in Greece,
God damn it.

We're all here working.

-I know.
-[Emma] Wait.

-Did you guys hear the news?
-What news?

Jason and Chrishell!

-It's insane.
-[Davina] Yeah.

-I looked at their social media. Wow.
-Yeah, they're living their best lives.

It's so weird, though, but,
like, exciting, but like so… Right?

When I found out,
I was like, "What the f*ck?"

Right away, I texted them and was like,
"I'm so mad you didn't tell me."

[Maya] I mean, it's gonna be
awkward a little bit, no?

[Heather] How long you think
it's been going on?

-I mean--
-It's been months.

I think months, right? I wonder, was it
a hookup that turned into a relationship?

-[Maya] Really?
-Well, yeah, it only is natural.

I didn't think he would
ever commit to anyone,

so the fact that he is, is shocking.

Well, I'm sure it was like, at first…

They're friends, so it was probably,
"Are we doing this or not?"

They don't wanna hurt the friendship,
and obviously, we all work together.

Maybe he wasn't sure
if it was gonna work out, you know?

It was probably a little fun though,
sneaking around. I feel that's like--

-Like, taboo. It's taboo, right?
-[Davina] Yeah, taboo!

But also when, you know,
we went to his dinner party,

we start talking about kids.

All of a sudden he was like,

"I really want to have a kid.
I think I'm ready." I'm like,

"Wow." I'm like, "Who is this?"

Come on. Think about it.

All of a sudden Jason saying,

-"I wanna be a dad." It's like, what?
-Babies!

I heard he said that. I was like, "What?"

It's like, "Really?"

You know, it's like, "Wow, okay."

This Jason that I know
was just more casually dating

and not in long-term relationships.

I don't think he ever
saw that for himself.

I mean, I know Jason for six years now.

I would never bet that he would
ever get married and have a kid.

This guy would be like
the ultimate single. Him and Brett.

Exactly.

Totally agree.

Some women are placeholders, some are
game-changers. She's his game-changer.

If you would tell me three years ago that
that would be the case, I'd never believe.

-[Heather] Never.
-[Emma] No.

They would've never started this
if it wasn't gonna go somewhere

-very serious.
-It could be risky.

It's a work environment
at the end of the day.

He's her broker.

I just know Jason for a long time,

and I really hope that
Jason will not f*ck this up. [laughs]

I think they're gonna get married.

I don't know.

I would say no way.

I genuinely feel like
they're going to get married.

A hundred percent.
I can-- I can guarantee it.

So, let me ask you this.
Let's assume they're gonna get married.

That means she technically…

-[Davina] She's our boss. [chuckles]
-…own the brokerage.

That mean she'll be Christine's boss?

-That's her biggest nightmare.
-I love that!

That just made my whole day!

Oh my gosh.

If I were Christine,
now I'd be really extra…

[Maya] By the way,
is Christine back after the vacation?

That party was a ton of, like, "Okay."

-"I'm giving up."
-Exactly.

Me too. I was like,
"I can't help anymore."

You can only mediate for so long
before it's like there's no point anymore.

I always thought it's gonna be fine.

This is the first time that I'm like,
"Maybe it's not going to be fine."

I got all these essential oils

that are good for cleansing
and keeping toxic people away from you.

-I'm putting it on every day.
-[laughs] You're funny.

-I like that.
-I have 'em in the car. I'll bring 'em in.

Perfect. Pour that sh*t on me.

["Gotta Get to It" by Glitterati plays]

♪ T-t-turn me, turn me ♪

♪ Nails up, let's go
Move your lips, move your toes ♪

-♪ Whip that flow ♪
-♪ Whoa… ♪

-[man] Lovely to meet you.
-Dougal.

So, we're a little under 7,000 square
foot, with five beds, six bath.

Obviously complete privacy
anywhere you look.

♪ What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Gotta get to it ♪

♪ Ma-ma-ma-move it ♪

♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma-ma-ma move it ♪

♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma-ma-ma move it ♪

♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma-ma-ma move it ♪

[Christine] Going to this broker's open
because I'm excited to,

you know,
get my feet wet again in real estate,

but without the noise,
without the other girls.

Ah!

This is gorgeous.

I feel like I've been
a shell of a version of myself

because I'm terrified
to speak in front of these girls.

God forbid I make a joke.
God forbid I say something funny.

It's just, like, chill out. Chill out.

Hi. Are you an agent?

-[agent 1] I am.
-We own a brokerage in Beverly Hills.

[man] We bought it about 15 months ago,

and we've put
about one and a half into it.

I'm so happy you came by.

-I hope your client likes the house. Mwah!
-Me too.

-[agent 2] Nice to meet you.
-I'm Christine.

Wow.

[light music plays]

-Hey, guys. I'm Christine.
-[woman] Hi.

-Hey. Sean.
-Hi, Sean. Nice to meet you. Hi.

Hi. Chelsea Lazkani.

Chelsea. Christine.

[both] Nice to meet you.

How beautiful is this?

This is stunning.

Like, I can't even… Like, 180 views.

This is exquisite.

This is LA at its finest.

So, you're with
the Oppenheim Group, right?

-Jason's brokerage, yeah, okay.
-Yeah. Jason.

I met Jason briefly.

-He sold my husband a house.
-Okay.

Interesting story.
When I first moved to LA--

-Let me guess, he hit on you.
-No.

[both laugh]

My now-husband took me to this open house,

and I saw all these wonderful,
beautiful ladies in six-inch stilettos.

I felt so out of place,

because I went with flats,
in my little dress--

I was probably there,
that's the funny thing.

I was feeling super cute
until I walked in, and I was like,

"What is this?"

Since that day, you'll never
f*cking find me in flats again. Ever.

I've never been so embarrassed
in my whole entire life.

I'm sure you still looked amazing, girl.

-Not like this. But--
-So, where are you from?

-London. Yes!
-I love people from London. I knew it.

Six years ago, I decided to kind of
venture to the States just temporarily,

after finishing my masters,

and, girl, I met my husband
within two weeks of being here on Tinder.

-I love that.
-Yeah.

-That's so cute.
-Yeah, and now we have two little babies.

How old are they?

I've got a two-and-a-half-year-old,
and a nine-month-old.

-I've got a three-month-old.
-You have a what?

Yeah. Crazy. I know.

How are you doing it?

Because my daughter
isn't sleeping through the night.

Oh. We did sleep training
right out the bat.

And it worked?

-I put him to bed at 7:00.
-I don't believe you.

He wakes up at 4:00.

And then 7:15 a.m.

Good for you.

I can teach you
the tricks on sleep training.

I sleep like a dream.

-You're fabulous.
-You are too!

Look at you, Balmain!

I know. I know, you too, girl.

-You look amazing in Versace shoes.
-[Chelsea] Thank you.

My husband will not…
He's, like, so low-key.

He will wear, like, old-man clothes,
sweats every day. He doesn't care.

Every time we go through the airport,

it looks like a homeless man's
sex-trafficking me. I swear to God.

The stewardesses are like,
"Blink twice if you're okay."

-[laughs]
-So, are you with an agency right now?

No, not right now.
Right now, I'm working for myself.

[Christine] Oh my God.
I just love this girl.

Her overall clothes, her energy. I just…

I feel like
she's my real-estate soul mate.

-Let's take a look at this gorgeous house.
-Let's do it.

-[object clatters]
-[gasps]

Oh my God!
Well, I can't bend over and get that.

[Chelsea] Girl, no, no, no. We'll… No.

-Thanks, Omar.
-Thank you.

-[Omar] What a gentleman.
-[Chelsea] A fabulous woman never bends.

-Not for anything or anybody.
-Thank you. Don't worry.

Not with the Judith Leiber.

I'll bill my husband for that.
No big deal.

So how big is this?
I think he said 7,000 square feet.

Yeah, it's huge. I think it's over 7,000.

-[Christine sighs]
-[both] This is gorgeous.

Oh my God, jinx!

-Bitch. Stop.
-[laughs]

[upbeat music plays]

[Christine] I love this with the view.

[Chelsea] Gold fixtures are in.
They're here to stay.

I'm all about the gold.

-This is a stunning property.
-It really is.

[Christine] Primary suite!

Wow, this is beautiful.

See, I love when you can have a little
sitting area where you can do work

in your bedroom. I'm all about that.

And I love the mirror next to the bed.

I just like to watch myself having sex.

Honey, but look.

After you finish making love,
you wake up to this view.

"Making love." I love that! "Making love!"

I've been so tired
of these b*tches in the office

with their nasty, negative attitudes,
living in their cult-vibe world.

I'm tired of it,
and Chelsea's a breath of fresh air.

I feel like I manifested her.

[Chelsea] I just love this view.
It's so nice being up high.

-And I just love looking down on people.
-The little people.

"Hi, peasants!"

[both laugh]

-["Top of the World" by Zayde Wolf plays]
-♪ We're on top of the world ♪

♪ World ♪

♪ We're on top of the world ♪

♪ World ♪

♪ We're on top of the world… ♪

This… is absolutely stunning.

♪ Start the fire… ♪

Thank you!

-[Jason] You got it.
-Look at this.

-Hello.
-[server] Hi.

-Thank you.
-[Jason] The last two.

[server] Cheers. Yeah.

Cheers.

So, Jason put together
an amazing, traditional Greek dinner

for Mary and mine's birthdays,

and it's actually even more special 'cause
some friends flew out to join with us.

This is easily my best birthday ever.

Look at this, guys.

-[Tina] So pretty.
-[Chrishell gasps]

Everyone looks so gorgeous!

[Brett] Hi.

We gonna have a good time ♪

[Romain] I made this a lot.

[Chrishell] Thank you!

[Chrishell] Oh… [laughs]

-[Jason] Looks incredible.
-[Mary] There are three types of sausage.

[Chrishell] May I have all of them
so I can try them?

I don't know which one I'm gonna like.

-Oh sh*t. That is spicy.
-Are you going to cry?

-[Jason] That was so spicy.
-[Chrishell] You love spicy.

[teasing]

[Jason] Do you mind putting
a few shrimp on that plate?

By a few, he means, like, 14.

-[Chrishell] You don't have to.
-[Jason] I got you, boo.

Thank you. That's very sweet.

["Ready Set Go" by Danger Twins plays]

Ready, set, go! ♪

-[Amanza] Party's here!
-[Chrishell] Oh! Amanza!

Amanza!

[Amanza] Yay! I'm here!

-[Mary] Finally!
-You made it!

-I made it.
-[Brett] You made it.

[Amanza] I'm like,
"If I miss my best friends' birthdays

and my best friend's, like, coming out,

I'm gonna be so upset!" I'm so happy.

There's no way I would miss this party,
because, one, it's in Greece,

two, it's my best friends' birthdays,

and three, apparently,
Jason and Chrishell are in love.

Now can I just say to the world,

please just have a baby. Okay?

-Whoa.
-Just have a baby.

I'll raise it.
It's gonna be the cutest, most lovely,

perfect baby ever, and I will love it.

-Oh my God.
-[Jason] You really went for it.

No pressure! [laughs]

I've seen Jason date a million women…

[chuckles] …including Mary.

Um, I've seen him not commit,
I've seen him break hearts.

I don't want to see him break her heart.

Yeah. I just hope that this is different.

-I'm gonna go change so I can look fancy.
-You made it, though, honey.

[Amanza] And I need a gallon
of tequila when I come back.

All right. We got you.

-[Chrishell] Go change.
-[Amanza] All right.

-I'm so excited she's here.
-[Romain] She made quite an entrance.

-Yes. As always.
-Always does.

I was gonna say we've been through a lot
knowing that you were together,

but not being able to say,
making sure it didn't get out.

It was a lot for us.

So, I think we can all just
take a deep breath and be like, "Okay."

-It's out there. We made it.
-[Roman] We're happy.

Nobody screwed up. I didn't screw up.

We're really happy for you, but more happy
for me, I don't have to keep it secret.

I know. Brett was like, "Excuse me."

It was rough. Like…

But it might be weird
when we get back in the office.

I mean, Heather I told, and she did send
a nice text to me, just in support of us.

-Honestly, Christine did as well.
-Yeah?

-Yeah.
-[Mary] That's nice.

Yep.

-I mean, it's--
-[Tina] Chrishell. [laughs]

Well, my face betrays me.
I don't know. What did it do?

[chuckles]

If someone genuinely says
nice things, then it's lovely.

But if they say things,
as she has many times in the past,

so that she wanted him to be able to say,

"She sent a nice text,"
'cause that's the game that she's playing.

For us to talk in a nice way about her.

-Let her actions speak, not her words.
-[Mary] Yeah. Yes.

I think that's the best way to say it.

Way more eloquent.

[laughs]

-We make a good team.
-[Mary] Teamwork!

We do.

I don't even need to ask her questions.
I just… Her face is so expressive.

I'm like, "Oh, that's how you feel. Okay."

-[Chrishell] It's a blessing and a curse.
-[laughs]

-Sorry.
-[kisses]

-[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
-[Mari] That was so good.

-[Amanza] Cha, cha, cha.
-[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

-Wow.
-[Amanza] Cha, cha, cha.

♪ Happy birthday ♪

-♪ Dear Mary and Chrishell ♪
-Thank you.

-♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
-I have your cake.

[Jason laughs]

[woman] Wrong cakes?

Okay, guys, just a quick…
This is a plastic--

-This one. Jason.
-No, I'm gonna go with the plastic.

[Brett] Go with the plastic.

Guys, I just wanna say,

one, thank you so much
for all coming out here.

This is gonna be an epic week.

And two, happy birthday
to two of the closest people in my life.

Mary, happy birthday.
And my love, happy birthday.

Thank you!

[all] Aw…

[Amanza] I want to say thank you…

-Cheers!
-[Amanza] …'cause he's happy.

He just walks around, just happy.

Like, never complains,

and it's… this.

-I'm sure there are a lot of reasons.
-[Amanza] You think…

Like, I don't know your magic,
but you didn't know them before.

They were like a old married couple.

-Who? Me and Brett?
-[Amanza] Yeah!

You were all… The old married couple.
[imitates arguing]

Always. And now it's… The world
could explode, and Jason'd be like,

"Okay, well, we're just
gonna pick up the pieces and…"

-Right?
-[Mary] Yeah.

I'm in love, babe.

[Tina] Aw… [laughs]

♪ So show me the love
And just show me the love ♪

["Lady Renegade" by Jules Larson plays]

♪ I'm original and I'm keepin' on it ♪

♪ You drop things
That you do it and done it ♪

♪ When I'm comin' in hot, hot as an oven ♪

♪ All day, all night, I love it
Gotta go ♪

♪ Gotta get it ♪

♪ I don't care if I fit in ♪

♪ Call me lady renegade ♪

♪ Renegade ♪

♪ I'mma do it my way ♪

♪ My way ♪

♪ Call me lady renegade ♪

We have a beautiful
$9 million house with so much potential.

With a little bit of money into it,
it could easily be worth $12 million.

And when it comes
to pitching a remodel idea,

I've bought real estate,
I've invested in real estate,

I've done remodels,

so I know exactly what I'm talking about.

And at this point, all we need
is a buyer to make it happen.

-Hello, hello.
-Hi.

-I thought I heard you.
-How are you?

You were quiet when you came in.

-Hi! How are you?
-Nice to see you.

-How gorgeous is this? Isn't it amazing?
-Wow!

-Location's incredible.
-Can't get better than the Bird Streets.

-One of the best in LA, of course. Right?
-Exactly.

Jamie is an amazing talent manager.

He found Selena Gomez.

He built Paris Hilton's
billion-dollar brand.

He is one of those guys that
always wants to make a deal, invest,

and I thought Nightingale.

It's exactly what he's looking for.

So, it couldn't be any more perfect
of a house for Jamie.

Forty-five hundred square feet.

-[Jamie] Mm-hmm.
-Four bedrooms. Four baths.

If you really wanna put some money into it
and make this, like, a $12 million home,

-you could do it.
-Mm-hmm.

♪ I'm hot like fire
But I play it cool ♪

You put the pool
all the way out at the ledge--

[both] Infinity-style.

Then you have a yard as well.

Yeah, that'd be great
to free up a little space right here.

This open area…
You know, if you really wanna do it right,

I would pull the kitchen forward,
and make this office disappear.

That right there
is gonna add a million dollars.

Great idea.

[Emma] This is
the beautiful primary right here.

[Jamie] Okay.

And as you can see,
you have this nice view to wake up to.

-[Jamie] I like it.
-[Emma] No complaints there, I take it.

[Jamie] It's perfect.

[Emma] Obviously,
this bathroom is gorgeous,

and I would knock this wall out right here

and make this a nice floor-to-ceiling
window with that view.

-Voila.
-This is why you buy this house.

[Emma] You'd have a view from
pretty much everywhere in the house.

-Don't fall!
-Would you like me to come?

Actually, not in heels, but I have been
known to walk across a pool or two.

[both laugh]

Success. There we go.

-Lucky, right?
-We made it. I made it out.

-How we feeling?
-I really like it.

-I know. I can tell.
-I really like it.

Great spot.

-I'm gonna have you help me down.
-Of course. There you go.

So, what's the, uh,
asking price, currently?

So, right now we're just
under nine million, at eight-nine-five.

What do you think a strong offer would be

to be competitive,
but to take the house down?

Somewhere around eight-five?

[Jamie] Why don't we list out
everything we wanna do,

and let's do some estimates on
what it'll cost and figure it out.

Perfect. I'll make a list for you

and have that to you
in the morning when you wake up.

Perfect.

["Feel Good Real Good"
by Red Red Lips plays]

Ain't nobody gonna bring me down ♪

♪ You know, you know, you know, you know?
Hey! ♪

You know I feel good ♪

Oh! That was so cool last night.
Don't you think?

Amazing. Like…

'Cause it was my first time
in an outdoor cinema like that.

-It was beautiful.
-Freezing, though.

Yeah. You didn't bring your blanket.
You should have done it.

-I needed to borrow your dressing gown.
-[laughs]

That would've been funny.

But it was incredible.
I loved the surprise. Thank you for that.

Nick and I have been together
for ten months now.

And he lives in the UK.

So, we met online,
we started talking for three months,

and we decided to meet in Mexico,
and we fall in love.

We were supposed to stay
for ten days in Mexico,

and we ended up staying for two months.

And I was so comfortable since
the beginning that it was just like,

"This is it. This is the one."

How long can you stay this time?
You have to go for work again?

I know it's not ideal with me
having to come back and forth,

but I need to go again
in-- in three weeks' time.

I need to keep working back home,

and, uh, you know,

I-- I…

I'm restricted.

I mean… [clears throat]

You know how hard it is
for me not to have you around.

Doing long-distance
is not as easy as, you know,

I would like
because of the time difference.

But of course we keep in contact
on FaceTime all the time,

and we call each other all the time,

and message each other.

It's been, you know,
it's just so hard to miss him so much.

The more our love gets more deep,
the harder it is to be apart.

It'd be great if you could travel with me.

[sighs]

With the listings and all the work
that I have on top of me,

-I cannot travel right now.
-I know.

I wish I could go with you and be
a part of all the things you're gonna do,

like you've been with me, and I… Um…

But yeah, it hurts me to be away from you.

[chuckles] I-- I don't see
my life without you anymore.

I know, baby.

But listen. I… I love you so much.

And I don't wanna be away from you.
I promise you that.

I love you too, baby.

But you couldn't have chosen

more of a-- a difficult person
to have a relationship with.

-Don't say that.
-An English guy, and a photographer.

Don't say that. You're… [laughs]

["I Like It, I Like It" by THE K!X plays]

One touch and feelin' the buzz ♪

♪ Gimme such a rush
And never, ever give it up ♪

♪ Can't stop till I get enough ♪

♪ One touch
I'm now yours above ♪

♪ Won't stop
Been bit by the bug ♪

♪ It's got me crushin' hard… ♪

-We're over here.
-We're in Greece!

[laughs]

Woo!

Is this us?

-[Tina chuckles]
-[Amanza] Ah!

♪ I, I, I like it ♪

Last night was so fun, though.

That went late.

I didn't go to bed till 3:30.


my best dance moves at that time.

We're lucky just to be here.

[Amanza] Oh, okay. That'll do.

Do you have a bigger bottle, though?

[laughs]

Thank you.

[Jason] Brett get in here, bro.

[all] Cheers!

[woman] I wish Chrishell
and Mary was here.

[Amanza] I know.

[Jason] I know.

This one's for me,

and this one's for my homies.

-[Brett] Exactly. For the homies.
-That couldn't make it.

[Both] For the fallen homies.

Where's… Is Mary gonna come?

I don't think so.
We had a little argument.

She was upset because
she wanted us to stay together

instead of going with the group.

I went with the group because
it was already planned and everything.

Obviously, uh, I know it's annoying.

Being on holiday,
I don't wanna fight with her.

-Especially on vacation.
-[Romain] I would love for her to be here.

Take a couple hours off,
and then she'll be fine.

Sometimes space is good.

If you guys never had a fight
or never argued, it would be like--

-[Romain] Of course.
-It'd seem fake.

She's been stressed
with a lot of things recently,

and we haven't had enough, uh,
one-on-one time with each other.

So, obviously just had… All together and…

-Probably didn't help.
-Yeah. No.

Believe me. I understand.

Mary holds a lot in,
and that's why sometimes I say,

"Tell me when there's
something that bothers you

instead of, like, always keeping it in."

Because, you know, at some point,
it's the little things that happen,

and she just explodes.

And I'm like, "What the hell is going on?"

We're human, you know.
We're not perfect, and I guess it happens.

She gets some time to herself,
and then we're gonna work it out.

You better work it out.

Of course, that's not a question.

All it takes, I think,
is just good communication.

-Honest.
-[Jason] Chrishell and I…

If we feel something, we just get it out.

No relationship is perfect
except Jason and Chrishell, so…

Wait. But you're at the beginning.

[Jason] You're four years in. I get that.

When you live with the person…

I know. It's different.

We just agree, g*dd*mn it,
that's it's not perfect.

Guys, it's been 45 minutes
of us sitting by ourselves.

Let's try to be respectful of that.

Wait, what?

[Brett] Talking about relationships,
"You and Chrishell."

-We're sitting right there.
-How about this--

-Disrespectful. I'll stay at the house.
-Have a seat and chime in.

Nobody's being disrespectful.

-[Brett] Yes, you are. Trust me.
-Bro, you--

-Okay, whatever.
-You can chime in.

-[Brett] Boring and f*ck him.
-Why don't you interact?

[Brett] Talk about relationships and
mention all yours, and I'm next to you?

-It's disrespectful.
-Chime in.

-Bro, what stopped you--
-You need to learn to stop.

-You're with your girlfriend. Chime in!
-You need to learn--

-You said that a hundred times.
-[Brett] Fine, drop it.

You literally said the word
"disrespectful" 45 times. Stop.

[Romain] Why you didn't talk?

-Drop it.
-I don't wanna deal with you anymore.

-Nobody said you can't talk.
-Drop it!

-[Romain] Are you kidding me?
-My God. You need to calm down.

You don't get to tell me to drop it.

Jason and Brett
would literally compete over anything.

Anything.

But I never thought I'd see the day
they were fighting over

who had the stronger relationship.

I don't… Like, what the f*ck is happening?
I don't even know what's going on anymore.

Brett, you need to cool off.
Go in the pool, okay?

[Brett] f*ck off.

Sorry, guys.

-You're so Mykonos. I love it.
-I'm so Mykonos.

[gasps]

This is so cute! Oh, the jewelry.

Excuse me, madam. May I?

-Posh.
-So posh.

-Cute restaurant. Wanna go?
-Yeah.

-Are you hungry?
-Yes.

-Don't get hit.
-Hold on.

-Okay, ready, go!
-Now, let's… Cool.

["Born to Be a VIP" by Richard Macklin,
Sebastian Truman, and Eloise Weeks plays]

♪ A VIP ♪

This is cute.

-Cute!
-This is perfect.

[server] Want to drink something else?

Yes, may I have a rosé, please?

A rosé. Perfect.

-The same.
-[server] Lovely.

-Oh, pizza sounds good.
-It does.

And may I please have
a Greek salad and gnocchi?

Greek salad and gnocchi.

-Yes. Thank you.
-Beautiful. Thank you.

[Chrishell] Oh my God.
This pizza's so good.

Mm! This is my favorite thing
I've had here so far.

It is good.

This is perfect.

We have fun with a big group,
but it's fun to go off,

you know, different groups
can break up and have a little downtime.

Eh, it's working to my benefit right now,
because Romain and I got in an argument.

So, at least I have people I can go off…

And I'm like… Like, distraction.

So last night after dinner, um,
Romain wanted to go out clubbing,

and I wanted just to spend time together,
just, like, alone time.

I just know from past relationships,

you have to work on relationships,

because we're constantly changing

and constantly evolving
over the-- over time,

and at the end of the day, like,
you can wake up and be like,

"I don't even know who my husband is."

Well, that's super normal.

Especially when you're
around someone 24/7.

-Yeah.
-You just--

You're stressed, you've been working,
you're finally on vacation.

It's like you have to switch
into different modes.

-Yeah.
-And so, it's like, okay--

I don't know if we know a different mode.
We're always just like… all the time.

Romain and I've been together
for four years,

and knowing how much time
we spend apart from each other,

I'm just, like, super scared
that even on a vacation

where we're there
to spend time with each other,

if we still aren't doing it,
that's going to cause a big problem.

So, I guess I'm just fighting to make sure
our relationship doesn't just completely

make us go in separate ways.

And sometimes you just…

Especially when traveling with each other,
you just need a second.

I'm gonna go home and to bed after this.

-Yeah?
-Like, I need it.

[energetic pop music plays]

♪ I've gotta have it ♪

♪ And I'm not givin' up ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ I'm feelin' classic ♪

♪ And I can't get enough
Let's get it! ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la
Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ It's too hard to touch ♪

-Hello!
-[Maya] Hey.

-So, I was--
-It's so big, I can't even see you!

-Hi. Welcome back.
-Hi, honey.

Mwah!

I thought you were gonna stay in Italy
and not come back to us.

I wanted to after the last time
I saw those b*tches.

You look amazing!

Thank you.

Five months. But we'll see, like--

How are you feeling?

I feel great.
You know, I flew in yesterday.

I have a family who's looking to buy
around Holmby Hills, Westwood.

-I wanted to preview it for them.
-Yeah.

It's really cute. And you know,
the land is huge too, which is nice.

It looks really big.

["Ob$E$$Ed" by THE K!X plays]

♪ I'm thinking yes! ♪

♪ And, oh, I'll never let you go
'Cause you're the best ♪

♪ I'm obsessed… ♪

[Maya] So, I love this room
with this grand piano.

I think it's gorgeous.
And you have this fireplace right here.

[Christine] Oh my God,
look at all these books.

Erotica Universalis, Volume One.

Sexual positions, don't mind if I do.

-There you go. Don't steal that book.
-This is exactly how you got pregnant.

-No, it was, like, missionary, basically.
-[both laugh]

Then you have to keep your legs up,
you wanna make sure everything, semen…

-Everything stays in.
-I love that you know this.

So, this was Cary Grant's house.

[Maya] Yes.

He was married five times.

Only five?

That's… I mean, that's my goals.
I always wanted to have multiple weddings.

Ooh, so what's this?

[Maya] So, this is a cool gym area.

Oh my God. I love the '80s, Jane Fonda
situation that we have going on here.

[Christine laughs]

[laughs] Let's go.

[both laugh]

I'm gonna do some lunges.

I'm dead. I'm dead now. Oh my God.
I'll show you what I know.

I gotta stay in shape here, dude.

When you're about to deliver a baby,
sometimes they let you bounce on the ball.

I heard that. I never tried it.

I never tried it. I was in panic.

"I'm not bouncing on anything
right now, guys."

Although there was such a… Kidding.

-Oh sh*t!
-[thuds]

♪ Oh ♪

-♪ I'm obsessed ♪
-♪ I'm obsessed ♪

♪ I'm thinking yes! ♪

♪ And, oh, I'll never let you go
'Cause you're the best ♪

♪ I'm obsessed ♪

♪ Forget the rest ♪

[Maya] This is big. I did not expect that.

By the way, I was almost sure you're going
to run into Jason and Chrishell in Italy,

'cause you were
literally in the same spot.

-It's so funny--
-I saw your photos on social media.

-I saw their photo. I'm like…
-I know. It's funny. I got, um…

Tina and Brett FaceTimed me.

-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.

'Cause they saw that we were close to them

when we were in Italy
and they were in Greece.

He's like, "Hey, we're here."
And I was like, "Oh no, we already left."

And then I heard the news come out,

and I was like, "What? This is not real."

That's just like something
that I would never, never imagine.

[Chrishell] I'm gonna be
so sad to leave tomorrow.

[Mary] Oh, I know.

Back to the real world soon,
so let's soak it up now.

We will have something
really great to go back to, though.

How do you think…
With the other girls about the news?

Oh…

Let's call out the elephant in the room.
Don't think it's odd?

I think, as long as they are together,
it's gonna be fine,

but it is risky when you…

In an office, and you're
obviously dating your boss, right?

Thank God we don't have HR.
Could you imagine? Holy sh*t.

We're not criminals.
We're not doing anything wrong.

We'll face it when we get back, I feel.

Yeah.

I was wondering why
I wasn't getting listings for a while.

"Oh yeah. 'Cause I'm not f*cking my boss."

["Bad Energy" by Kiki Halliday plays]

♪ We got bad energy ♪

♪ Shades of bad symmetry ♪

♪ Keeps comin' back to me ♪

♪ How did we get to be? ♪
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