10x07 - Eat Me In Seven Different Languages

[bunniefuu]

When a new captain
steps on, things change.

I run a boat how I run a boat.

The captain has made
the schedule

and asked for us to do
the schedule.

I know.

That pisses me off.

You are going to be
for interior.

- Got it.
- Full time.

That's going
to solve our problem.

I like it.

Yeah, it works for me.

We are professionals at this.

You ready?

Let's go.

Oh, no.

- Yes!
- Woo!

Yeah, thanks.

Just give me a.....ing strong
drink because I've done my work.

Ross, why are you
bubbling over there?

I'm just.....ing over it
and so.....ing annoyed.

Everybody literally is like,
she's so lazy.

I'm lazy?

Are you.....ing kidding me?

You have this charter
to prove to me

that you're in it to win it.

If you don't,
you'll be off the boat.

I don't understand.
Am I going.....ing crazy?

I have one charter to prove it.

What do I need to prove?

Get out, Alissa.
I'm dead-ass serious.

I'm having... get out!
Seriously, please.

Please get out.

I'm pulling Captain Sandy's
sheets.

Please, Alissa.
Please get out.

Go cry in a different room,

I'm pulling Captain
Sandy's sheets.

Please, I've been here and
you're just sitting there.

- Please get out.
- Baby, I'm pulling sheets.

I'm not.
I'm working.

- God damn, Alissa.
- I'm not sitting anywhere.

I don't know what's going on.

What Captain Sandy said to her,

but seeing her
crying and upset,

I feel bad for her.

But I'm just trying to quietly
collect my sheets and dip out.

You have an issue and...

God,.....ing yeah, I do have
a.....ing issue.

Well, I don't have one and
I don't want one, so...

Oh, God.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

Bingo.
Oh, yes.

Bingo. What's his name-o,
I think.

Yes.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

You know I don't like that.

I actually have quite
low nipples, I've decided.

I'm going to see if
I can get them augmented.

What is this pelt...
oh, that's fine.

[laughing]

Love fitted sheets.

Make life so much easier.

Oh, mother.....er!

It's the 850th time.

How'd you go, Ross?

Fantastic.

Lovely day to be
as hungover as I am.

He was like this.

[laughing]

I can.....ing hear you,
you know?

It's just, like, Jesus Christ,
but I get my headphones.

But I leave them, bro.

You guys want to have sex,
let me know,

and I'm going to walk away.

Thanks, bro.

Man.

We've got to find somewhere else
on the boat to do it, though.

Worthwhile bilge.

There's no room.

- Captain, Captain, Fraser.
- Go ahead, Fraser.

Do you have two minutes
I can chat with you?

Yeah, sure.
I'm in my cabin.

Okay, I'm going to cabins.

It's just an ADD moment.

I'm going to have Camille
on the early shift

as opposed to the lates

so I can be with her
technically all day.

So there's no chance there
to be any sort of animosity

between the crew
when I'm not around.

Thank you.
Mad respect.

- Thank you so much.
- No, honestly.

Honestly, it means
so much to me. Thank you.

Here's the day.
Let's see what we've got.

Ross, Fraser, and Rachel,

let's meet in the crew mass
for a preference sheet meeting.

Copy. Thank you.

You know, when they build boats,

they always start
with the staircase.

Coming, Captain.

I don't think they did
that with this boat.

Charter number four,
primary Karan Bakshi,

his owner of multiple businesses
in the northern Virginia area.

He and his wife, Kamna,
travel together often

with their group of
closely knit friends

and never leave home
without their hookah,

which they want
to smoke each night

along with some cigars.

And I have cigar knowledge,

so I'd be delighted
to order some in.

They like their food hot.

Spice level seven out of ten.

I can provide that.

They also request a surprise
party for the primary's wife

and a Bollywood dinner party
on their last night on board.

I'm so excited to have
these guests on board.

I studied in India
for a couple months,

mainly Kerala and Goa.

Had to take a little bit
of Hindi, which is awesome.

'Dhani Bad,' which is thank you.

'Apsi Nil Kar Chalaga.'

That means it's very
nice to meet you.

This is going to be epic.

Guests would like
a beach barbecue

where the sand
is soft and light.

And that's going to be up to you
to find soft and light sand.

Okay, thank you.

We're doing it a
little differently.

We're departing the dock by ten,

and then you will go
and get them at noon.

I'm going off the dock early

because it's nice
to arrive by boat.

Like that makes you go,

'wow, this massive yacht,
all the toys,

the crew are happy to see them.'

Feels like total
James Bond arrival.

That's pretty awesome, right?

- Thank you so much.
- Okay, thank you very much.

I reckon we're due some
pretty horrible guests

because they've all been
quite nice up till now.

Yeah, let's be positive.

We're going to have amazing
people this whole season.

- If someone is like us...
- Let's manifest it.

I'm so tired.

It's romantic up here,
isn't it?

Ugly pointy fold.

Cabin's done.
Laundry's pretty much done.

Oh, please, come here.

I'm an organizational
gal pal today.

I love a good hug hug.

- I'm so.....ing tired.
- I'm so tired.

We need to go to bed.

Don't go.

I feel like a big night
from last night.

Wait, I'm going to
leave you alone.

All right, I'll see
you later, goodnight.

People just want to
go to bed too early

and I don't appreciate it.

[alarm beeps]

Where are the lights
in this bitch?

What is this?

Thank you for making me laugh.

My pleasure.

My least favorite part.

Oh, bloody hell.

What have you done?

I just put a crease in where
there wasn't one before.

Brilliant.

I've got one more
white shirt to iron

and then everyone's going to
be looking just spiffy.

- Proud of you.
- Thank you.

- You're proud of her?
- Very. Very.

Everybody's busting
their butt today.

I see her working harder

and I'm kind of almost
hopeful for the first time

that she'll get it together.

Thank you.

- I cleaned the bag too.
- Oh, thank you.

Interior, interior, Ben.

It looks like we've got
provisions on the dock.

Copy for Rachel.

Okay, that's galley.

Eat me. I can write it in seven
different languages.

Put this inside.

[speaking German]

Evian's up here.

Take this.....ing sh...

[speaking Italian]

How do you feel about lates?

I didn't mind.

Yeah, you and Alissa get
on better than we do,

so it'll be good for us to
be separated for a while.

We work together.

All right, all crew, all crew.

We're going to prepare
to get off the dock.

Copy that.
Two greens.

One at front, one at back.

- Okay.
- All crew.

Good to go.
Let's get out of here.

Go, go, go.

Stern line is off.

Pull it up.

We're moving.

Now that Camille's
in the interior,

like, we don't really notice it.

Hideous.
Don't like it.

I think it's okay.
We're fine.

Okay, go ahead with
your bad self.

Swing that stern,
Sandy Susu.

All clear of the dock.
All clear of the dock.

Excellent work, deck crew.
Thank you very much.

Just watch me a lot and
just see how I do things.

There's a reason
for most things.

Right.

Just slowing down, so I think
we'll be anchored here.

Okay, anchor down,
three in the water.

Captain, that's three
in the water line.

Thank you.

You two do want to do a slide.
Katie and I do a...

- Done.
- Jetski.

Let's go.

Good thing I showered today.

I think we're all
very happy for that.

Come down, please, my boy.

- A little bit down.
- Coming down.

Okay.

Thank you.

- I've got a voice in my head.
- Not another one, darling.

It's not perfection, but
it's definitely ironed.

- Hey, mate.
- All right, how you doing?

You're clear to grab
the guests.

- Copy that.
- Bye, guys.

We're going to allocate specific
napkins for the champagne

because we can't be taking them
from the few sets that we have.

Beautiful.

Hey, guys.
This is Ben.

- Hi, Ben.
- I'm Ross.

Nice to meet you.

We're going to get
you guys on board,

and then we're going
to hit the big boat.

Come on.
Where's the smile?

That's the way.

Rachel, Rachel.
Guests incoming.

All right. Let's all line up,
ladies and gents.

[cheering]

What a way to arrive.
Very James Bond.

- Hello, guys.
- Hi.

We'll get you guys off to the
back here.

- It's a bit more stable.
- All right, guys.

You can follow me up
to the aft deck.

Hi.

Sandy, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

How was it coming up
on your tender?

- Fraser, nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Vivek.
- Vivek.

Rachel, nice to meet you.

Thank you.

Let's get this party started.

[cheering]

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

Welcome aboard.

Fraser is going to show
you around the boat.

Please do follow me.

We've got the sun deck
where I'm sure

you'll be spending
lots of your time.

I'm not too sure.

We would like to do it in a
couple of different places.

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, my God.
It's got a person in it. 100%.

This is the favorite
space on board.

If your hookah
doesn't need wind,

I think this will be a
good spot too.

This is our primary suite.

I'm going to do margarita.

Yes!

Do you want to get you
something besides champagne?

Yes.
I'll do a spicy margarita.

Yep.

Let's get the party started.

Can I get a sh*t of
the Don Julio?

I'm going to do margarita.

They seem demanding and
they're drinking like fish.

Okay, you're doing
so many sh*ts, right?

Chilled sh*ts.

Do you have any flavored vodka?

- We need a chaser.
- Excuse me, excuse me.

I'll have the margarita, too.

These guys are going
to rip our asses apart.

I'm watching.

I want food.

What time is the lunch?

I'm sorry, I'm hungry.
I want food.

Hey, chef.
What platters do you need?

For the chicken, fish
and chorizo.

I just need the platters
that are kind of dipped.

- Yeah.
- All right, perfect.

For today's lunch, we're going
to go with a Mexican theme.

That's more my palate.

And the guests spice level
is quite high.

That means m*rder sauce.

It's where you're
screaming my name,

and I don't mean it
in a sexual way.

Yeah, man.

Tony and Katie, if you
want to switch

into your swim gear
and come back.

Okay.

Anyway, I'm going to go
and put like...

All right, thank you.

I should always remember to wear
these, but I always forget.

Get your margaritas here, boys.

Yeah!

Let's do starter
plates just first.

Okay.

You're going to have the
main plates on our bar here.

Okay, perfect.

And I'll be changing them out.

Camille, she's working
a little harder,

and I'm noticing it,

and I'm so appreciative.

- How are you feeling?
- Good.

I'm very excited to be here.

That's a huge sense of
responsibility in oneself

to realize that
you've.....ed up

and to change your ways.

And I love that about her.

I'm going to go rinse this off,
because it needs a rinse.

Like, I don't care about
the pieces of meat,

what I care about is

is I'm like, can you go
and get changed

so we can get changed?

Yeah, let's just say how
it is, though.

Everyone's got to be on
the same level,

otherwise you don't respect
their work ethic.

- Mango margaritas?
- [shouting]

Yay!

Ross, you want to go change, and
I'll stay down here with Ben.

Thank you.

[shouting]

Yeah, I can bust a move.

I like being the fun captain.

So why not have a dance
party with the guests?

- No, we're hungry!
- We haven't had lunch.

- What about food?
- We need to have lunch.

Where's the food?

Lunch is at three.

Why am I so sh...
at folding everything?

You should see how badly
I make beds.

It's just awful.

We'll get there.

Woo!

Oh my God,
three days of this.

I can't do it.

Hey.

You're always so excited
to see me.

- I know.
- I love it.

You're in your whites.

All crew, all crew.

We will be departing
this anchorage

and heading to
a harbor anchorage.

Copy that.

All right. I'm going to have
you on communications.

- Yeah.
- I'll have a tequila.

Sure.

You can start hauling
whenever you are ready.

Pulling anchor.

- Five shackles on deck.
- Five shackles on deck.

Anchor change.
Straight up and down.

Anchor's at the waterline.

And say, bringing
the anchor home.

- Anchor's home.
- Thank you. Excellent work.

- Say thank you.
- Thank you.

Thank you, guys.

Let's go, ladies.

I'm hungry.

Holy [bleep].

I'm, like, excited
for the food.

I think I'm ready for some food.

Yes.

Has anyone checked
Sundeck recently?

I just want to make sure
there's towels there

in case people go into jacuzzi.

Oh, yeah, I know.
There is towels.

But I'm going to go
and double check.

Just to make sure.

I'm literally
starving right now.

So the food is on its way up.

I am hungry.

I am hungry!

They are crazy.

They are impatient.

Like, this one girl's
screaming, I'm hungry.

That's just an idea of what
we've put on board.

Yeah.

If lunch is a little late,
I own it.

But it's not.
So shut the [bleep] up.

I'm in chef mode.

Oh, bitch.

These are hot.

And what is this?

This is mahi mahi.

Let's, u...

Thank you very much, Tony.

- We're waiting.
- Yeah.

- What is this?
- Pork chorizo.

Care for some mahi mahi, sir?

Oh, yes, please.

Food is here, guys.

I'm going to bother you for
the hottest sauce that you have.

I'm starving
I need food right now.

I'm starving.

And this is a...

Queso fundido.

Melted Juan-hockin' cheese.

- Chorizo.
- Oh, yes.

All right.

Please try this hot sauce.

Yes, thank you.

Rachel has just prepared it.

- And this is?
- Tri-tip.

Yeah, I don't like it.

I'm being honest,
I was expecting

a little more higher quality.

I mean, the food is bland.

Chef will be heading up.

She'll be able to answer
any questions about

any of the dishes
we have on the table.

So we need to tell them
she's coming out right now.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Rachel. Hi.
- Hi.

I actually have a homemade
scotch bonnet hot sauce

that I do make.
All the sauces.

And then you also have a local
hot sauce, which is fun too.

It's the yellow one
that the sauce has.

- We love it.
- We love that one.

So we definitely like our food

to be more hot, more spicy.

Okay.
I'll add more spice.

Yeah.

Come to find out
my spicy gets called bland.

How dare you.

Well, I'll make
sure I'll turn on my hot,

I've been told no lately.

So I'm happy
to have you on board.

- Yes.
- You know it.

Now I have carte blanche.

And that means I'm going
to burn your assh*le off.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

The only thing I
liked was chorizo.

- I do not like anything else.
- Chorizo's good.

That's bad.

They're complaining.

- All day.
- Yeah.

I don't like it.

I think the only thing
I want to do is salad.

I just need a fresh plate.

The food is bland.

I did not like it one wee bit.

- That's bad.
- Let's go.

There's the Pitons right there.

Look, that looks amazing.
I want to snorkel over there.

Can we talk to
the captain, please?

Anchor's ready to drop.


Anchor down. Anchor down.

Cap that six at the waterline.

Great. Thank you.

- Look at the view.
- Mountain peak.

Wow. So pretty.

Katie, you can take
your break now.

I will as well.

Are you going to get
on the jetskis?

- We can do that.
- Okay, cool.

Have you used one on
this one before?

- Do you know what, babe?
- Yes.

Just knowing that
you're interior

already makes me
feel so much better.

So much better.

To be honest, it makes me feel
a lot better, too.

And then we'll get
into blues when we can.

All right.

Okay, there we go.

- Woo!
- Yeah boy!

This is why I did
not go with them,

because they're
all freaking crazy.

All right, coming in hot.

Work Ross is amazing.
We have this insane connection.

But the reason why Ross
and I haven't had sex yet

is after going out,
it's just like he's sloppy.

He's drunk.

I'm going to grab on everybody.

I can't have him be
acting like that

and then sleeping with me,
it makes me look like an idiot.

Yeah.

We're just going to take
off the bracelet,

and then that's all.

I have a bruise on my knee.

- Hey, babe.
- Hey.

Did you give cabin's
a check?

Uh-uh.

Oh, sh...-.

I can't.....ing hear
anything on my radio.

Say something, because
I'm getting other people's,

but I'm not getting
anyone else's.

Doing my job to the fullest,

and then turning around and
begging Camille to do her job,

it's like.....ing a slap
in the face.

- Camille.
- No, I'm getting it.

She likes a seal.

She wants a feel.

She's back to the same
attitude, same work ethic,.

How am I supposed
to manage somebody

that doesn't want to be managed?

I like the colors.
Looks like a rainbow.

Tony.

[whistles]

Ben, you need to work
on your whistling, bro.

What are you doing now?

Just standing by for service.

Well, I'm really proud of you.

- Thank you.
- For turning it around.

Thank you.

Because I don't
want to fire you.

- I don't want you to fire me.
- I don't want to.

It's not fun for me.

- I know, I know.
- Not at all.

I feel like these guests are,
they love me for now.

- Right.
- They're going to wear us down.

Yeah, yeah, they are.

But, um...

As of day one, it's going good.

Like any charter, you know?

Yeah, I appreciate it all.

You're making Mama proud.
Do you know that?

Yes.

Interior, interior.

Can you get into
your blacks, please?

Babe, it's going to be
so.....ing

I can't even deal with that.

Oh, this is adorable.

Secret garden of gold.

[shouting]

Look at these.

Oh my God.

Let's get ready.

All right, half an hour
you guys.

- 40 minutes?
- All right, 40 minutes.

I'm just wondering if
Tony's not feeling well

because he keeps
getting up at 4 a.m.

It's kind of ridiculous.

Hola, mami, ¿cómo estás?

I feel super tired, you know,

because we're working
at crazy hours.

You know, it is so,
so difficult, you know.

And then we're finished,

and then I don't know what
I'm gonna do in my life.

I need to do something.

By the way, I looked
at your menu,

I went, oh, six items.

I knocked it down a little bit.

I omitted the watermelon.

Lunch didn't go as planned.

So now the goal is to make sure

that dinner goes off
without a hitch.

We just gotta pull
all the platters

so I can make the croquetas.

So tonight, we're gonna
have patatas bravas,

white wine clams,

the quintessential
Spanish chorizo

with saffron and.....ing notes.

And from there, we're gonna
go on to Spanish meatballs.

Dear God, please help me.

I'm quite happy with these,

but your balls have made
my hands quite oily.

- Hey, boo.
- Hey, boo.

For me, it is.

I feel like Camille's
improvement

is very performative.

When Fraser is there,
she's a little angel,

and then when he's gone,
she flips the script

and it's right back to day one.

And it just seems like
she's getting away with a lot.

Let's continue smashing it.

You can just put perfume
and just comb your hair.

Please do follow me.

We will make our way upstairs.

You do look very majestical.

- ♪ Happy birthday to you
- Wow!

Good, good.
Setting this bitch on fire.

[cheering]

Thank you, guys.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

Oh,.....ing son of a bitch.

I am the luckiest person
in this world.

- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!

It is called patanegra,
Spanish ham.

Mmm, that's.....ing good, bro.

Would you like some patanegra?
Spanish pork?

Nice kick to it.

It's very good.

Oh, this is so good.
Try that.

Chorizo is coming out, too.

All right, one to the next one.

- Oh, wow.
- Oh, what is this?

We've got some chorizo here.

- That's chorizo?
- Mmm.

- Yeah, don't like it.
- It's cold. It's not warm.

Yeah, I know.

Do you have a
paper napkin, Fraser?

Yes.

Can I just get a paper napkin?

Oh, you're.....ing kidding me.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Yeah, that I do not like.

They're being painful.

Let's clear the table completely.

They're like, not happy.

Am I being mean to say
that I've tasted

one of the best food and
one of the worst foods here?

Some things are, like,
amazing and some are not.

Coming up...

You, light him up.

No.

They're all smoking
the cigars backwards.

Exactly.
That's what I thought.

It's so.....ing funny
to see these guests

smoking their d*ck-like
cigars backwards,

balls deep in their mouth.

Am I being mean to
say that I've tasted

one of the best food and one
of the worst foods here?

Some things are, like,
amazing and some are not.

When you deal with chefs,
you're handling fire.

Okay, those can go up.

And sometimes feedback is
not worth upsetting chef.

Help me, Jesus!

I hope these people tip well.

That's a secret between
myself, the guests,

and the trash can.

Any deck crew available to help
us run some plates, please?

Spanish meatballs with saffron.

These are the meatballs.

Those are ready to roll.

Thank you.

We've got some Antigua
and mushroom empanadas.

It's deep fried and
has cheese in it.

You can't go wrong.

All right, cool.

- This is really good.
- This is really good.

Fraser's on one today.

Like, these guests have
him extra stressed out.

I don't like them at all.

We've got, like,
probably the most demanding

guests we've had yet.

They seem to have an issue
with pretty much everything.

That actually makes
you look like a dickhead.

- What did you think?
- Sh...

I really hope the ones next
after this are just chill,

so we just get, like,
a little.....ing break.

I'm very excited
for tomorrow's picnic.

I really hope that
the spot is beautiful.

- I want a good spot.
- Yeah.

No rocks.

[snoring]

I have a massive headache,
so I'm going to lay down.

Copy that.

- Good work tonight.
- Thank you.

All right.
Are we ready to go?

Been ready.

So, I'm going to go,
because I'm going to get up.

I'll try and do
some stuff myself.

- All right.
- Thank you.

I'm just going to
say goodnight.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, angels.

I'm going this way, too.

Oh, my God, you're following me.

It's very, very hot.

Okay, guys. Enjoy.

Yeah, I'm working on it
right now.

- Everybody's working.
- There we go.

You got it.

Now.

- Yeah.
- Bro.

Exactly.
That's what I thought.

It is so.....ing funny to see
these guests smoking their

d*ck-like cigars backwards,
balls deep in their mouth.

Oh...

I love it. Just...

Okay, goodnight, baby.

All righty.

Sure.

Tequila with sparkling water?

- Six.
- Four.

There's this song.

You know what this
song is about?

[glass breaks]

You know, I don't mind
cleaning up after the guests.

Okay.

But when you start to be rude,

I will literally wipe my ass
with your pillow

and just, like,
put it back.

These b*tches need to leave.

And go to bed.

Are you mixing your tequilas?

Like, are we switching
brands through the night?

Huh?

Well, this is the one
that you guys wanted, right?

- One lime.
- One lime.

One lime.

Let's go.

Good night, guys.

See you tomorrow.

Good night.

See you tomorrow.

God...

[yawning]

[snoring]

[grunting]

[alarm beeps]

[yawns]

They really trashed this boat.

Deck crew, deck crew.
You can haul the anchor.

Tony.

Let me just breathe a
little bit of fresh air

before I go into the cave.

Oh, you're not ready.

I'm going, I'm going.

You ready?

Ai, yi, yi, yi.

You okay?

Green shackle at the water line,
straight up and down.

Yeah, that sexy radio voice.

Shut up.

Anchor in the pocket.

Well done. Well done.
Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Bless her.

Alissa wrote, guests were rude.

She went down at 3:45.

Oh, okay.

- How are you feeling?
- Good.

Yeah, perfect.
Need some caffeine?

Please.

Just going to leave this here
and you can pass that thing.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- For you, madam.
- Thank you.

Yeah.

Do a barbecue of some sort.

And then we'll do some
fun activities on the beach.

Yeah.

If you want to change
into your beach gear.

And then I just wanted
to ask you about,

you weren't feeling
very well yesterday?

My sinus gets infected.

And when that happens, I get
terrible headaches, you know?

You know, I know you love
to work out at 4 a.m.

But maybe if you are
feeling tired in the last,

in the later part of the day,

you might have to maybe
not get up at 4 a.m.

I don't feel like anyone
moves like faster than me.

For example, you ask me
to pull lines, I do it.

You guys need two people
I do it by myself.

Your strength
doesn't go unnoticed

and we appreciate it very much.

We're just wondering if getting
up at an hour and a half

before you're supposed to work.

Coming up...

You're tarnishing who I
am because you want to...

No, you are tarnishing...

Alissa, you have a
problem with me

for no g*dd*mn.....ing reason.

You're a.....ing
bully, Alissa!

Oof.

I would never want to do
this kind of conversation

for no reason.

I'm just saying
we're having this chat

just so we can work together

because we want everyone to,

you know, be sharing
the workload.

Yeah.

If you feel like, I mean,

I need to go a little
bit faster, I can.

I fully, fully understand you

and I'm going to try my best.

We are a team and I don't
want to be the weak spot.

I would feel like sh...

In the second part of the day,
we still need to keep pushing.

I am here because
I wanted to be here.

Not many people in my
country get, you know,

like, this opportunity,

so I'm gonna get it done.

All right, well,
we'll work together.

And like I said, we all very
much appreciate your work

and what everybody is
doing on board.

Apparently, the guests
were rude last night, right?

They were saying about cigars
and saying about...

And they were smoking
them the wrong way.

Shut up.

They were smoking
them the wrong way.

So really experienced
cigar smokers then, yeah?

I'm just going to drop
off the back of this

catamaran
on our starboard side,

then we can let it go.

Copy that.

I just a quick one
about lunch today.

We'll try and get you to
the beach around twoish

so you have an
hour before lunch.

- Okay, sure.
- Yeah, like...

Okay.

As early as we can get it.

As early as we can.

So it's red, yellow,
blue, white.

Rub your balls with grease.

Oh, rub, red, yellow, blue.

Anchor down, anchor down.

Two shackles in the water.

Lock it down there,
we're all set.

- Hello.
- Hiya, you okay?

My feet are hurting me
and I just woke up.

Hey Ross, I'd like to pop
in the tender with you.

Okay, copy.

Just want to see for myself.

Plus, I want to go
for a boat ride.

So I'm going to need
some ice in this.

Yep.

I think it's going
to be too crazy, right?

Yeah, and it's too windy.

Too windy.

Maybe on the other side.

You can even lay
those bad boys on the floor

if you need to.

This is freaking amazing.

Got the trees,
there's no people.

This is spectacular.

I love this.

Lintel one, garnish one,
salad one.

There we go.

Got sh*ts for you guys.

What would you like?

- Lime, lime, lime.
- A lime.

Here's some lime.

This is actually an orange.

All right, this is going
to go to the beach.

You're going to have
to use the strength

of five evocative otters.

- Fire ants.
- Yeah.

See you soon.

Oven roasted potatoes,
can serve with a spoon.

Burgers on the brioche bun,
you want tongs for those too?

Yes, please.

Alissa and Rachel
are going to come together.

Alissa and Rachel, together.

Yeah.

And I'm going to go back
when they come here.

Look at this horse and child,
horse and child combination.

Yeah, no problem.

Yeah, I just realized that
this space here...

is hideous.

I'm loving the spots of rubbish.

Right, the little bottle
caps and everything.

I think it gives us
some texture, doesn't it?

The odd syringe.

All I see is cars,
bottle caps and rocks.

However, my lane doesn't
merge into Captain's lane

of figuring out where we are
to go to the beach picnic.

I'm in a situation here
where I've just got

to put a sh...load of lipstick
on one hell of a pig.

[barking]

And then do you think we
are ready to go to the beach?

I'm unable to get a connection
with the shore party,

but I do know that
it's very soon.

As early as possible.

- Oh, we are ready.
- Okay.

Pass that one.

It's a VHF, I'll be
on six-nine as well.

Six-nine, copy.

It smells like animal poo.

- Yep.
- Just a little bit.

- Welcome to the beach.
- Yeah, right?

Good luck, Cheffy.

I'm going to smell like a
beast when I leave here.

Let's go.

Yeah, we're ready.
We're ready to party.

Alissa, everything the
way it's packed

is going to be all warm
and perfect.

Baby, I just want to be warm
and perfect for you.

Shut your face
when you're talking to me.

Don't play with me.

Are you guys ready?

We've been waiting.

Let's watch them go.
It's going to feel really nice.

God, I really don't like them.

Be gone and don't come back.

Bye.

What a horrible group of people.

Hi. Welcome.
How are you?

This is very rocky.
Pebble Beach.

Oh, damn.
I hate it.

- The bar is open.
- I'm ready for food.

Do you guys want to eat now
and then play?

Let's eat.

- Hey, Rachel.
- What's happening?

This is funny.

So how are you guys doing?

- Good.
- Hungry.

Hungry.

So the food
is on the way.

Do we have to help ourselves?

Hello, everybody.

Well, welcome to
your beach excursion.

We're going to do all
of your sides first,

and then we're going to
do veggie patty,

crab cake, or beef burger
with bone-in ribeye as well.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

You're really k*lling it
in service.

The view is amazing.

I don't like the beach,
but the view is beautiful.

The sand is not soft.
It's too rocky.

All right, guys.
Here we go, burgers.

Veggie.

Hey! Look at that.

Hey, we're going to
put you on service.

You don't mind, do you?

- So good.
- All right.

I think the dressing was
so good. I put so much on it.

Everything is good.

All right.
What are we doing next?

Water.

We should all put our feet up.

We think we need to, captain.

When I was thinking of beach,
yeah, this was not on my mind.

Oh, they say to do this
for half an hour a day.

Who's got time to do this
for half an hour a day?

You got to make the time,

because if you don't,
life is going to fly by.

Food was good, but honestly,

I'm not impressed with
the water at all.

We've been to so many
beautiful spots in the world.

Aruba waters,
St. Thomas waters,

St. John waters.

This looks like backwater.

We asked for a secluded spot.

It does. It looks like
a rundown campground.

Let's go. Let's go.

Mm-mm, good.

How'd it go, Rachel?

The guests are so happy.

Hello, musclehead.

You want to carry this with me?

Oh.

- It dies.
- You're such a drama queen.

Ah!

Whoo!

What do you want?

This is so.....ing annoying.

Fraser, Fraser, Alissa,

me and Tony are pretty
packed here on the beach.

Okay, that's great.

We'll send the tender
to come get you now.

Thank you.
Goodbye, everyone.

Cheers!

Hayley. What are you
decorating right now?

Are you talking to me, darling?

- Very glamorous.
- Bye!

Is it Bollywood tonight?

It's Bollywood dressed up
because colorful decoration,

Hindi Bollywood music.

Yes.

Of course.

Fraser, Fraser, Tony.

There is some clothes
in the master's room

that needs to be
ironed for tonight.

Okay, copy that.
Thank you.

You think I can, like,
jump on there?

Hold on, hold on.
Let me pull it closer.

Yeah.

Hi, friends.
It's nice to be back.

- How was it?
- It was okay.

Camille was, like,
swimming in the water,

so if she can take a swim,
I think she can handle.

For sure.

But I also was, like,
I'd rather you here because...

Can I get you decorating
downstairs for their arrival?

Do you care that I have
a little bit of sand on me?

- I don't give a sh...
- Okay.

I really don't know where
I stand with Camille.

Alissa and Camille
do not get along,

but Camille has been working
a bit harder and faster.

I don't know what's happening
when I'm not around,

and I don't know
whose side to take,

so I'm not going to take a side.

These fun things can
just go everywhere.

All righty, guys,
when you're ready.

All right, thank you.

Where's that sticky tape?

What about something
like this, Alissa?

So cute.

- Yeah.
- Bye, blue tape.

But just so you know,
in these pillowcases,

they're mainly ours.

Hey.

Did you have fun?

Yeah.

That's something
we can't control.

St. Lucia doesn't
really have beaches.

Give you a call when
we're ready to come,

and collect us.

Ooh, I like this.

Yes!
We decorated for you guys.

Get some chill sh*ts for you.

[bleep]

We're going to take a moment
and just take in the sunset.

Sometimes you just have
to take a moment.

This is going really quick
with what's happening

with Camille and I.

I really like Ben.

It's taken me some time.

This is kind of turning
into more relationship

rather than just like a fling.

Do you think I look pretty?

- Right now?
- Yeah.

Ben.

He's from Australia and
that's across the globe.

It's just not realistic
for us to carry on,

but, yeah, know,
at the moment,

I just like to keep it at the
fact that I really like him.

I'm falling hard for this girl
right now.

Oh, Ben.
What are you doing?

Let's go up on deck.

Okay.

All crew, all crew.

Can you get into
your blacks, please?

Copy that.

Okay, do I look okay?

You look gorgeous.

Thank you.

Are you guys doing okay up here?

Amazing.
I'll be right back with this.

That hurt.

Pardon me.

All right, Camille's
on board now?

She is?

There she is, there she is.

Have a little welcome back
job for you, darling.

I can't.
I'm sorry, I can't right now.

- I just can't right now.
- No, not right this second.

No, no, no, we can talk
about it in a second.

- Yeah.
- It's just ironing, babe.

Get the clothes out of the
master cabinet and iron them.

No, just wait a second.

That's it.
That's the talk.

I'm just speechless.

So you want to hear
my shower dilemma?

Oh, talk to me.

So I've had a shower
every night. Cold.

You turn the handle
to the right.

Oh, shut the front door.

Mine's opposite as well.

Oh, my God. If you can't
understand

what the tude's about.

I mean, I guess I could
take it to the captain

and she'll understand that.

Yeah, take it to the captain.

What is going on?

Literally, she stayed
there with her little boo,

enjoyed the day.

What's wrong with it?

- I'm just like, no.
- No, I can't right now.

I can't wait.

Keep me the [bleep]
out of this situation

because I want
to remain neutral.

Don't involve me in your sh...

Oh, so you're a child
for the captain's comment.

An absolute child.

You're a child for having
- ing attitude.

No, you're a child for
the captain's comment.

And if you want to keep it
going, we can keep it going.

You literally just
gave Haley attitude.

I said, give me a minute.

No, you're like,
I can't listen. I can't.

- I can't right now.
- Let's move on from it.

Let's move on.

No, I'm having a
hard time

moving on from
what you're doing.

I'm having a hard time moving
on from what you're doing.

No, you're tarnishing
who I am

because you want
to believe I'm somebody.

You want to believe
I'm somebody I'm not.

Alissa, you have
a problem with me

for no g*dd*mn.....ing reason.

No, I don't.

You have attitude with everybody

and that's why everybody
had an issue with you

and that's why
you're on your last leg

and captain had to
speak with you.

You're a.....ing bully, Alissa.

No, baby, you're a manipulator.

- You're a bully.
- Camille, stop.

This is insane.

Two crew members screaming
at the top of their lungs

while a charter's on board.

That is not okay.

- That's exciting for you.
- No, bitch.

Zero tolerance. Stop.

We're on charter.

I'm not going to take
- ing disrespect.

You're a.....ing bully.

You guys got
to compose yourself.

I'm done.