Previously, on "Below Deck"...
I'm really sorry.
I have to go.
We are so screwed right now.
Interior, third stew.
Fortunately, someone
kinda comes to mind.
I'm open to anything that helps.
She's my fiancé, but she's
not my girlfriend.
[shouting]
This Rayna-Jake thing
is gonna be, like,
a ----ing roller coaster.
Eh, this could get messy.
Mwah!
There's salt all
over everything.
Now you guys have to
get up early in the morning
and get it done.
Is there something wrong?
No, I haven't said anything.
No, you don't have
to say anything
if your eyes roll off
the back of your head.
I told you, this has nothing
to do with you.
Are they having a
threesome in Rayna's room?
Oh, how's your threesome going?
Excuse me?
I might have a little crush,
but he's straight and I'm gay,
so I'm not stupid.
[snoring]
- Really?
- I'd put money on it.
Things got pretty heated,
pretty close.
I'm so red right now.
I'm so embarrassed.
What's happening?
No!
Why are you acting guilty?
Really?
So, I left the room.
Jake.
I know, I just
started thinking about Paris,
and then I was just...
couldn't do it.
Must be in love, hey?
Yeah, you must be.
and I think it's a great,
great move that he didn't.
Let's go to bed.
Not to mention I'd probably
be a bit jealous.
That's just the naughty
side of me coming out.
- All right, night, dude.
- Good night, mate.
Oh, God.
Do I need a haircut?
Yes.
Do I need a boyfriend?
No.
Do I want one?
[belches]
Not really.
I refuse to sleep until
these crow's feet are hidden.
About to Preparation H
that sh--.
- Good morning.
- Good morning, guys.
We have to finish washing, eh?
Yeah, bridge deck,
main deck.
both sides, swim platform,
tender, hull.
Cool.
I swear to God, no.
I hate Jake, usually.
So, nothing happened,
so it doesn't matter.
Oh, boy, that hurt,
that getting up, [bleep].
Just get hoses and then
buckets of water vinegar.
Pickup day tomorrow.
Get it done.
This is all uniforms to
be ironed.
Okay.
All this is personal
bullsh--.
Dude, I hate these
----ing hoses.
Like, I can piss
harder than this.
Eww.
Eddie, Heather, Rachel,
I need you guys in
the crew mess, please.
Copy.
Ba, ba, ba.
Sorry, I just need my
highlighter.
Okay.
Tony Thornton,
that's our primary.
Retired naval officer, whoa.
Thirty years of service.
He now runs his
own tech company.
Tony's wife, Porscha,
stays at home with the kids.
Also joining will be a
group with Tony and Porscha's
long-time friends and
m*llitary colleagues.
Really excited for this charter.
They're Navy guys.
I've got a lot of
history with the Navy.
My grandfather,
Admiral John D. Kelsey.
I thought about joining
the Navy after college,
but instead,
I joined yachting.
Should have joined
the ----ing Navy.
Night one...
I like this.
This is how I like it, and all
the things that I want in it.
Day two, beach picnic.
Dinner on night two,
black-tie dinner
celebrating love, marriage,
and Black excellence.
Claudia is allergic to
shellfish, highly allergic.
And Pete is allergic to dairy.
Yeah, and we do have
a new stew
that'll be joining us
this trip sometime during.
It's that friend
of yours, Kaylee.
Very excited.
Make things easier
on all of us. Okay?
All right, that's it, kids.
You don't need
to run away so fast.
Oh, yes, I do.
I'm very excited about Kaylee.
Oh, really?
She's my second stew on
my boat in Florida.
- Is this gonna create...
- Yeah.
...issues between you
and Fraser?
- I hope not.
- Well, keep on eye on it,
make sure he doesn't
get down on himself.
- Ugh!
- Ugh.
What?
Nothing, I just
remembered something.
- Don't talk to me.
- What?
Don't...
I've been having flashbacks
all day, like, ugh.
There's nothing to talk about.
Get away from me, Jake.
- Walk away from me.
- Wait, wait, no, are we cool?
Are we cool?
Obviously.
It's good that nothing
happened, though, right?
- I agree, I agree.
- Yeah?
Because I would have hated
you probably more.
Yeah.
We were ----ing close.
No, it wasn't.
- It's...
- Shut up!
No, it wasn't.
♪ I wanna get dirty
So, on the first day
I'm gonna be doing
kind of a Mediterranean theme.
I would love to get my hands on
some Greek columns, if possible.
Awesome, thank you so much.
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm, bye.
All right.
- It's nice to have music.
- I'm jamming out a little bit.
I'm just putting stuff back
in the laz at the moment,
and then I'm gonna tidy up
in the workshop.
Let's do this.
Fraser, I'll let you choose...
Knock-off's at 6:00, so
if you'd rather finish tonight
so you have less tomorrow,
that's a personal choice.
That can go into
a trash bag, and done.
- Let's get four beers.
- Yeah.
I'm in a bad mood.
Hey, babe, how you doing?
How's my plants?
Good luck at work tomorrow.
I miss you.
Bye.
I'm happy!
Ooh-hoo-hoo, that's some
kind of spicy to me.
What's wrong?
I'm really not feeling very
excited about this charter.
I don't know why, I'm just
feeling really bummed, deflated.
I really miss a pair of hands.
Well, I just found
out that our second stew
will be joining us.
When?
In the middle of
this next charter.
Do you know anything
about her?
Yeah, actually, we're getting my
stew from my boat in Florida.
- You know her already?
- Yeah.
That's odd.
Did you request her?
That's, like, a big deal.
No, I just gave her CV
to Captain Lee.
How long have you
worked together for?
Eight months.
Which should be exciting.
I feel threatened.
I don't like someone coming
in who knows Heather
to sort of impede on
what we've just built.
It makes me worry,
and I feel insecure.
- Is she good fun?
- Jake!
All right, I'm gonna
go do some ironing.
Mm, I don't know how I feel
about this whole situation.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think that
was the best idea.
It's not.
Well, what do you want,
you want no help at all?
- No, not at all.
- You look very defensive.
Don't start off on that foot.
It was her or nobody else.
- I just don't know why...
- It's help or it's no help.
Coming up...
We're gonna renew
their vows for them,
and we would love for
you to be the officiate.
He's like, "This is
the best idea ever."
- You suggested this?
- All the... yes, I did.
That's a huge ----ing no-no.
I'm not happy.
Well, what do you want?
You want no help at all?
I just worry that it's just
gonna disrupt the balance.
I don't know if
that's the best idea.
It's help or it's no help.
- I just don't know why... yeah.
- That's ----ing bullsh--.
I am furious.
We've all been
carrying the weight
and we need
an extra set of hands.
I, like, walk down the stairs
just to hear Fraser be like,
"This is a terrible idea,
for her to bring her in here."
I kind of expected Fraser
to take this as a good thing.
I'm just, like, fed up.
I know.
I've come a long way from being
an insecure, dorky child,
dressed by my mother.
But I think that
I still have a voice in my head
telling me that
I'm not good enough.
I need to shake it off, but
right now, I feel like sh--.
Let me get some work done.
[phone beeps]
Eight.
[laughing]
Good?
I'm going to go to bed.
Hello?
Hey, darling, how's it going?
Just causing chaos.
Yesterday we had the day off
and we were all...
Yeah?
...so plastered, three-way
kisses, we were getting naked.
Yeah, yeah, we almost
had sex last night.
What?
I think it would really
hurt her feelings,
and I don't
think it's worth blowing
what we have for one night.
You look beautiful.
I am your biggest fan.
All right, bye.
I really need to eat something.
[alarm sounds]
Your hair looks so good.
It's the luxurious salt water,
gets my curls all curly.
It looks so beautiful.
Okay, everyone needs to get
their sh-- out of here.
Rise-and-shine.
Eddie, Eddie, Lee.
You got a second for me?
Copy that.
What needs to be done
this morning?
Just wipe down, because we've
done everything already.
Morning, Cap.
I'm just gonna put
your trousers here.
Thank you.
Morning, Cap,
how's the wind treating us?
- What wind?
- What wind.
It's like glass out there.
Ah, I think I'll have you take
it off the dock today,
if you're up for it.
I'm up for it,
yeah, definitely up for it.
- Nervous?
- Yeah.
You should be.
So, any tricks about
coming outta here?
You wanna split the middle,
but remember,
- it pulls to the left.
- Mm-hmm.
Undocking is always stressful.
The marina's tight.
There's not a lot
of room for error.
At no time do you take
your eyes off the markers.
If somebody's on fire,
I'll stomp on 'em
and put it out.
I mean, coming out
the concrete piers,
you run right into an area
of very shallow water, so yeah,
I mean, there's a
lot that can go wrong,
and catastrophically wrong.
Your job is to not [bleep] up.
I'll do my best.
Jake, Jake, Eddie.
Can you come to the
wheelhouse, please?
Yeah, copy.
Yeah.
- Hey, bud.
- Hey.
You'll be on the main deck aft
as we're getting underway.
Yeah.
Once we get up to the anchorage,
while we're dropping anchor,
Wes and Rayna
can be putting out the
NautiBuoys.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- Cool.
I have a lot of experience
operating large vessels.
You know, I drive a
But Captain Lee's never
looking over my shoulder
while I'm doing it,
so this is a little different.
A little bit of extra
nerves there in the back.
So, I'll catch you later.
- All right, buddy, thanks.
- Thank you.
Little adventure...
are you ready for
an adventure, Donkey?
All crew, all crew, we have
provisions on the dock.
Copy that, thanks, Jake.
Oh, we got that fancy tequila.
Rosé Moet.
Load me up, uh, huh, huh.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That goes to skylounge.
Yah. Boom!
Okay, that's heavy.
Do you wanna vacuum the stairs
and wipe down this table?
Cabins all need to be vacuumed,
and I just turned laundry over.
Focus on the cabins.
I thought those
were done already.
I thought cabins
would be done, too.
Very annoying.
Oh.
For the guests for lunch today.
Are you plating or
family-styling for lunch?
Okay. So, I'm gonna grab
all the white ones.
Thank you.
- You ready to go?
- Are you ready to go?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Let's do it.
All right, let's go ahead,
drop lines.
Copy.
[grunts]
- Pretty subtle.
- Yeah.
You really have
to pay attention.
Perfect.
Where's your right
hand supposed to be?
- Here?
- On your clutch.
On my clutch?
What's the bow doing?
What's my bow doing?
Bow is 10 feet off.
You got control of your rudder.
Yeah.
Put it in forward.
Already, you're pulling
to the port.
Midships...
What's your RPMs?
You're coming off to port.
Yep.
Port bow 25 feet
from the marker.
I'll give you a hand.
Okay, the stern is clear,
fenders in.
Get it up to 1,600 and let's
get the [bleep] outta here.
Copy that, thank you.
Nice job, guys.
I feel great.
I'm proud of myself.
It's all downhill
from here, right?
It's gonna be good.
How was it?
Next time you take it off the
dock, I'll just stay in bed.
Whew.
♪ I like sweating
in the Caribbean ♪
♪ It's one of
my favorite pastimes ♪
Your canapé is set up
on the bar out there.
Okay.
Jake, go ahead and
ready the anchor.
Copy that.
Both mains in reverse.
In reverse.
When you start backing up,
that's your drop.
Go ahead and drop.
Oh, Lordy, Lord.
All right, lock it off.
- Well done.
- Thank you, Cap.
Ugh, this is when you ask
yourself why you do this job.
I'm still feeling a
little bit on edge,
knowing that someone might
come in and be better than me.
I don't want inside jokes
and buddy-buddy pal sh--.
That's gonna make me
feel like a third wheel.
Insecurities can't
be brushed under...
What is it, brushed under the
couch, sofa, what do people say?
Brushed under the rug.
I don't like that saying.
That is beautiful.
Go, me.
Deck crew, deck crew,
if you guys wanna get
the NautiBuoys ready,
and whoever wants to get wet,
get ready for that too.
Copy.
- She sounds in a good mood.
- Doesn't she?
Yeah, she can be difficult.
Push this in if you can
move the vacuum for me.
It's not in the way,
just push it.
When did this become obvious?
I really started noticing
it when the whole bow thing,
when I came down on her
and Wes about it.
I mean, her eyes nearly rolled
off her ----ing head.
You guys said you did the rescue
tender and the jet-skis.
Well, Captain Lee went up
and saw your handiwork...
- Oh.
- And is pissed.
Is something wrong?
No, I haven't said anything.
No, you don't have to
say anything if your eyes
are rolling off the back
of your head.
I told you, this has
nothing to do with you.
Okay.
She came and apologized
to me later, which was good.
It's late in the season,
she's gonna have to step up.
If somebody's just got
a case of the [bleep]-its,
there's not much you
can do about that.
But it's not like I can pull
another deckhand out of my ass,
especially when
we're down a person.
I've gotta figure out
a way to make this work.
So, it's time to dig
a little deeper.
I mean, she's doing the work.
- Just lose the attitude.
- Just lose the attitude.
[sighs]
Let's do the slide now.
Sick!
I'll wash all this sh--.
I'll wash them too.
[bleep] yeah!
I'm ready for you to
drop it down, Eddie.
Copy that.
One more plank please.
We are getting somewhere.
Perfect!
All we have to do
is get dressed now.
Yeah.
Ten minutes to show time,
everybody.
Ten minutes away from rosé.
Ten minutes away from...
Rosé and bubbly.
[grunting]
[gargles]
The slide is already out.
They are suited and booted.
That's what I'm talking about.
You wanna grab
the welcome towels?
Yeah.
Champagne.
They're coming.
Hello, hello, good afternoon.
- Excellent, thank you.
- Welcome aboard.
Step down directly onto
the wood, okay?
- Precious, precious cargo.
- All right, thank you.
- Thank you kindly.
- Hello!
Hello, how are you all?
- Hello.
- Hi!
Request permission
to come aboard.
Permission granted.
Thank you, sir.
Tony Thornton.
- Tony.
- My wife, Porscha.
Tony, welcome on board.
- Cold towel?
- Darion McCullogh.
- Darion.
- Tony, Wes.
This is really nice.
To have just all-Black couples
that travel together.
Tony's got this swag...
I mean, those wingtip shoes.
Oh, God, that's a dream of mine,
to have the style like he does.
Welcome aboard My Seanna.
I'm gonna have Heather
show you around the boat,
and we'll get this
party started.
Let's get it started.
So, first we'll take
off our shoes
and I'll lead you
up to the top.
This is our bridge deck aft.
Oh, wow, beautiful.
So, this is where
you'll be enjoying
most of your meals,
if you choose.
This is gorgeous.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
This is the sundeck.
Oh, wow.
So, you've got your hot tub,
the slide.
It's a very, very high slide.
Let me see, let me see!
I don't know, I don't know.
Whew.
You're all breathing hard.
[laughing]
So, this is your master suite.
This is gorgeous.
Love it, love it.
I'm feeling a little parched.
- Thank you kindly, sir.
- Of course.
Perfect, thank you.
We're gonna change clothes.
What are you blowing up?
It's a trampoline.
[laughing]
All righty, then,
where did Heather go?
I'm right here, sorry.
So, if the skipper would oblige,
we'd love to have him
join us tonight for dinner.
Oh, lovely.
We're thinking kinda tour of
the Mediterranean,
someone's allergic to shellfish.
Mm-hmm.
And then Pete
doesn't like cheese.
Now, with that said,
don't minimize
what the rest of us can eat
just because of them.
I mean, we love them,
but it is what it is.
Tomorrow night, like,
all-out... black-tie.
So, what if we did,
like, a renewal
of the vows kind of an idea.
Oh, that's hot.
And Captain Lee
could officiate.
That is perfect,
thank you so much.
How we doing for drinks?
I can, yes.
...pineapple.
Okay, great.
So, two lemon drops.
I'll try the lemon drops.
Yep.
The guests would love to invite
you to dinner this evening.
Okay.
I'll do dinner with them.
Their last evening
we're gonna renew their vows,
and we would love for you
to be the officiant.
He's, like, we just
wanna love up on our wives,
and I said, how about
we renew our vows.
- He's like, oh, my God.
- You suggested this?
he's like,
"This is the best idea ever."
You suggested this?
All the... yes, I did.
I really do not
appreciate somebody
volunteering me for anything
without consulting me first.
That's a huge ----ing no-no.
Before you volunteer me
next time, check with me.
My apologies.
Do you want me to set
yours right here?
- Y'all wanna move to the table?
- Can we?
Bread over there,
if you wanna go ahead
and put the bread
in the basket for me.
Chef Rachel has a
couple platters ready,
so I'm gonna start
to bring those up.
Thank you.
This is a scotch bonnet sauce,
to go with conch fritters.
The theme for lunch is
Caribbean, because guess what...
we're in the Caribbean!
Good to go.
And because they like spicy,
I'm gonna make my scotch
bonnet m*rder sauce.
Okay, conch fritters are ready
to roll, and so are the salads.
It doesn't hit initially,
but it keeps building,
and then tomorrow morning
when you're looking
for your toilet paper
inside the freezer,
you will scream my name.
Wow, that sauce is crazy.
Guys, the sauce is just like
our wives, sweet and hot.
And there it is.
Woo!
- Thank you, brother.
- Sweet and hot, yeah.
She tapping it out
in that kitchen.
Jake, Jake, Jake, Wes.
Can you meet me back
at the swim platform?
We have a provision
boat coming in.
Yeah, copy that, I'm on my way.
They are absolutely in love.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Well, can I clear some
of this out of your way?
Yes, please.
Thank you guys so much.
Let's go play
a little water sports.
Hello!
Imma go jet-skiing first.
Cool.
Thank you.
That's fun.
Woo!
Woo!
Hey, baby!
- This is so much fun.
- Woo!
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Ah!
g*dd*mn it.
This thing is disgusting.
Eddie, Eddie.
Go ahead, Lee.
Check out where your
jet-skiers are going.
Where are they?
You know when you hang
around somebody long enough,
you start, you know...
Like how you guys
say "sick" all the time now?
- Where's Rayna and...
- Wes?
- Yeah.
- They've just gone for lunch.
- Sick.
- Sick.
Yeah, yeah.
We lost sight of
those two, so...
Did they take off?
From now on, you
make sure somebody else
has eyes on the jet-skis.
It's a huge no-no.
The deck crew is not thinking.
It seems like at every turn,
if one of them isn't
----ing up, the other one is.
[bleep]
Cushions, cushions, cushions.
- We lost the big one.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- Sh--.
That's a common-sense thing.
Hey, Wes, you need to
attach it to your stern
so you get more ----ing pull.
He's not getting it.
They are just not
staying focused.
This is lack of attention.
You're on a mega-yacht,
g*dd*mn it.
Act like it.
Wes, Rayna, Jake.
What the [bleep] do you want?
Go ahead.
Can you guys gimme
a hand out here, please?
Copy that.
---ing look.
I know, I got bit too.
Like, I'm not crazy,
everyone's like, you just...
these are old bites.
No, they're, like, new bites.
Yay!
Perfect.
Come up here with us, baby.
That was cool,
they had so much fun.
Right.
Are we good to put
the jet-skis away?
Yeah, let's do it.
Fraser, Heather, do you wanna
get changed into blacks?
I'm ready to chill
out for a little bit.
- Need a hand?
- No, I got it.
Eddie, why are you
washing down the skis?
Because I'm here.
Where's your crew?
That's what they're for.
Pulling the NautiBuoys in
behind us on the stern.
I wanna see somebody out
there, Jake,
helping you fuel those things.
Copy that,
we'll fuel them now.
Eddie's not a deckhand anymore,
he's a first officer,
and he's doing the ----ing
menial task
of washing a ----ing jet-ski.
Where's his crew?
Why are they not doing it?
Probably texting.
So, that sh-- gonna
come to an abrupt halt.
Rayna or Wes, can you meet
me on the bow, please?
If I were you,
I'd get both of them up here.
- Copy.
- Copy that.
Oh ----ing hell.
I'm not happy.
Rayna or Wes, can you meet
me on the bow, please?
If I were you, I'd get
both of them up here.
- Copy.
- Yeah, copy that.
Oh ----ing hell.
I'm not happy.
He wants you guys to do it.
Have fun.
It's... mm, okay.
How many deckhands does
it take to fuel a jet-ski?
I [bleep]... oh, buddy.
I don't need you out
there fueling the jet-skis.
I need them out there
fueling the jet-skis.
They've got 10 minutes to finish
fueling and get in their blacks.
Hey, guys, just a reminder,
as soon as you're done,
get in your blacks there.
Sick.
- Cue the eye-roll.
- Yeah, did you see it?
Uh-huh, sure did.
If I see it again,
there's gonna be an issue.
Got it.
Call me when you're done,
please change to blacks.
Yeah.
Are we almost there
with that one?
Yeah, it's done.
Oh, my bed, I'm sorry
to treat you this way.
I know we've been sleeping
together for six weeks.
Go and get changed.
I want this treatment
all the time.
[laughing]
I'm really excited to take
on this new task
of making these people happy,
because last charter sucked...
no pun intended.
- Our sincerest apologies.
- Yay!
She was just
straining it a bunch.
You have to be bigger, better,
stronger, faster, smarter.
There's no ----ing
room for error, g*dd*mn it.
So much for a ----ing shower.
Jake, Jake, Lee.
Come up to the wheelhouse,
please.
Yeah, copy that.
---ing hell.
Eddie, wheelhouse, please.
Jake, have a seat.
- Hey, Jake.
- Hello.
So, how's it going
with the deck crew?
I've heard that Rayna
does a lot of eye-rolling.
She does.
I see one more ----ing eye-roll,
I'm gonna come apart
like a cheap suit.
Copy that.
What is with headphones?
They shouldn't be ever worn.
It's a safety issue.
You can't hear
the alarms go off.
If I see somebody texting
on their phone
during working hours,
I'm gonna come apart.
I expect you and Jake
to have a sit-down with them
and tell them that's
how it's gonna be.
Yep.
Everybody on the deck team,
including Jake,
needs to step it up.
Otherwise, Captain Lee
is gonna rip
our soul out through our butts.
- Pretty simple.
- Cheers.
I'm ready.
All right, should we go
to the... the laz?
To the laz.
They are so excited
about this party!
Ow, [bleep].
Deckhands, deckhands,
meet me in the laz.
Sick.
All I need is some grapes
and a naked man to feed me.
I'm very excited for you.
Why?
Show me what the second
stripe is all about.
I've been working
my second-stripe ass off
since I bloody joined this ship.
I know, but now you actually
have a stewardess who will,
like, retain and be eager,
and I'm really looking to you
to, like, teach her a lot.
You are the right-hand man
on this vessel,
and I want you to,
like, take that role.
Good, she should be terrified.
Yeah, okay,
but don't be too sassy.
I'm joking.
I can still tell
Fraser's bothered
by the new stew coming in,
and at this rate
I just feel
like he's overreacting.
I just need him to kinda
drop this right now
and focus on the job at hand,
and we'll deal with that other
sh-- when she gets here.
Mm, no.
A little more.
Aren't pillars supposed
to be straight-on, though?
Who are you?
All right, so I've just been
in the bridge with captain,
and he's just noticed
a few things.
He doesn't want any of us
using our phones while working,
he doesn't wanna see any of
us using our Airpods, Wes.
I've got stuff I need
to work on as well
which he's spoken to me about.
He doesn't wanna see
any, like, eye-rolling
or anything like that.
Careful, the eye-rolling
happening.
- I didn't eye-roll.
- Okay.
I just smiled.
You guys should be able
to handle most of
this sh-- on your own by now.
Cool with that?
Sounds good to me.
Cool.
You look beautiful.
Thank you, so do you.
- Thank you.
- So handsome.
Getting some glitter on.
Rayna, Rayna, Eddie.
You're gonna be helping
in the galley tonight.
Copy, I'm on my way.
Excited about what's
being prepared.
Captain Lee is eating
dinner tonight?
Good evening.
Hi!
- It's so pretty.
- It is beautiful.
Captain Lee,
we're ready for you
to come out whenever you are.
- Yep.
- Pop those little ----ers.
Period!
I love cooking.
I enjoy working in the galley.
I'm learning so
much every day.
I'm gonna have you fire
the bread, Rayna.
Yes, ma'am.
Remember how I taught you how
to cut the bread on a bias?
- On a bias, yeah.
- Yes, ma'am.
I love seeing another
woman being such a boss.
The bitch is the queen bee.
My proteins are just
the camarones, the lamb...
Oh, and prosciutto
and everything? Like, good.
- Yeah.
- I love Rachel.
I look like a 12-year-old at
a Justin Bieber concert
when I see her.
Yeah, and then
we're gonna fire the bread
when it gets closer to it.
Thank you for
joining us, Skipper.
Thank you for having me.
Looking forward to this.
We only have one of these left?
We could just do two spoons,
like [makes noise].
Yeah, good call.
And then we're gonna
want sauce as well.
You're ----ing
k*lling it, Rachel.
I hope you will forgive me
for having my radio with me,
but I need to.
- Oh, that's...
- No, you're fine.
You know, in the Navy,
that's it,
you do what you have to do.
- No crime in doing hard work.
- Nope, no.
This evening, we're gonna take
you through a tour of the Med.
So, we're gonna start off with
a little bit of tapas,
then you've got your morsicos.
We have a quattro fungi
linguini coming up as well,
as well as a bruschetta.
And if you'd like anything
to add on, feel free...
I'm here for you.
Oh, my goodness,
this is fabulous.
Mm-hmm, yeah, sure.
We'll get it right.
They just told me they want,
like, a piece of fish or
a piece of chicken, because
she's allergic to the shellfish.
His wife just said, "Can you get
me a piece of lamb
that doesn't have cheese on it,"
because she's like,
"He'll absolutely collapse if
dairy even touched his lamb."
Right.
We don't have any other
piece of lamb down there?
Absolute nightmare.
This is what happens
when you're exhausted.
And you spent 30 years
in the Navy?
Thirty years.
He served in the Army,
but listen,
don't hold that against him.
We had to balance.
I get it.
I, for one, appreciate
the hell out of it.
So, Chef Rachel has one more
course coming up,
pasta and some more
on the Italian side.
We're still waiting on lamb
and chicken down here.
Chicken, lamb.
The chicken will be up
in just a moment,
and the lamb is also
a very few minutes away
from bringing that one up.
[bleep]
- Really?
- Yeah.
I get very flustered.
I really do wanna
make them happy.
I'm about to lose my sh--.
Okay.
The preference sheet
didn't say dairy intolerant.
Mm.
Okay, I'll be sure to...
Definitely.
- Thank you.
- It's all right.
So, minimum dairy's wife
said just so you know,
I'm absolutely appalled
at the service tonight.
We all like to eat together.
And I said, I'm so sorry,
it's just because...
the preference sheet
said minimum dairy.
And she was like,
oh, no, it doesn't.
You know, she goes like this.
Okay.
Well, that's okay.
It's like daggers
at the table right now.
That's okay, we're good.
I'm gonna take the chicken
up as I take the pasta.
Her chicken's ready.
Ah ha!
Could I offer you some chicken?
Thank you.
You want some chicken?
No, I'm good, thank you.
I'm done for the night.
- For real?
- Yeah, for real.
How's everything going?
This one has minimum dairy,
but apparently dies
if he eats dairy.
Okay.
And then this one won't eat
anything other than chicken,
pretty much.
And then she doesn't do beef,
pork, and shellfish...
allergic.
- For you.
- Thanks so much.
Oh, my God,
you didn't need a rack.
Yes, oh!
Yes, they cooked him
a whole new rack.
Yeah.
Come here.
Nowhere does it say "no dairy."
No, it's her.
- Oh, it's Melissa.
- Oh!
Lactose intolerant's
a little bit different.
I know, but that's my fault.
No wonder why
she's pissed at me.
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, would you like a hand?
That would be great.
I'm just a bit tired, you know?
I feel like I'm having to think
about a thousand things at once.
Yeah.
We haven't got enough hands.
I'll be around.
I'll help you out tonight.
Cheers, mate.
[bleep] you, ----ing bitch
get the [bleep]
on there, I swear to God.
- Ready?
- Yeah, just run 'em.
- Cool.
- All right, cool.
This can go to all
the women, though.
Yeah.
But you're welcome to join us
each night.
Well, thank you.
Please know you have a
standing invitation with us.
I don't need one, I'm good.
- No?
- I'm good.
Thank you.
Can you give that to him?
No, no, no, uh-uh, dairy.
[laughs]
See?
So, that's a chocolate mousse
with a caramel ice cream.
And yours is a
vegan chocolate mousse
made with avocado and cacao.
All right.
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
- It is perfecto.
- It's delicious.
How is everybody doing?
You're just amazing.
Thank you.
And next time, I'll make
sure that I don't use
anything lactose as a garnish.
That's my bad,
and I'm very sorry.
I'll also make sure
if you'd like
I'll have a chicken side
available at all times as well.
So everyone can be
happy and fed,
so nobody needs to be cranky.
- Hungry and angry.
- Hangry.
- Yeah, hangry.
- It's a real thing.
I get the eye-droops,
and then I just look like
I'm gonna snack on
the youngest deckhand.
The youngest deckhand.
Yeah, but that's actually
my cougar coming out.
Yay!
Wow, wow, wow,
right into my den,
come on in...
num, num, num.
Anyway...
We look forward to breakfast.
Thank you.
All right, see you
in the morning.
Absolutely.
I love you guys, but...
I'm about to call it quits.
I am, as well.
- Okay.
- Hope you have a great evening.
- All right, you too.
- Thank you so much.
- Sleep well.
- Thanks so much.
- Thank you, Skipper.
- Oh, my pleasure.
Ugh!
What?
Tonight was a disaster.
Sleep well, darling.
Ugh.
sh**t myself in the face.
- Cheers, mate.
- Good night, all right?
- Yeah, see you in the morning.
- Nice job.
I'm staying up till
That's very sweet of you.
We've got someone else coming,
and that's what we need.
Yeah.
But I'm working for
her tip right now.
Yeah, I'd probably be quite
upset as well, to be fair.
I just, like,
honestly, I despair.
I feel, like, insecure,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Oh, I just need to
be more confident.
Yeah.
Anyway, vent done.
I'm just gonna give
her the side-eye.
Thanks, buddy.
No worries, mate, good night.
I'm tired.
Good morning.
Is your stomach up yet?
I had cereal with real milk,
and I'm just
feeling the reprecautions
of that one real fast.
"Repercussions."
Reper...
[bleep] me and
my lingo these days.
That's how exhausted I am.
- Morning, Cap.
- Morning, Eddie.
[bleep]
So, I've been thinking about
our conversation yesterday.
I don't wanna see eye-rolls.
There's always a reason
for somebody's behavior.
You have to always
keep that in mind.
People do not do things
for no reason whatsoever.
- Well...
- It's pretty g*dd*mn rare.
I checked out during
the whole thing.
We had a great day yesterday.
This whole charter
has been chill.
So, where does this come from?
You know, it's probably coming
from either Jake and Heather...
There could be something
extraneous happening that...
- We don't know about?
- You don't know about.
Yeah.
I'm not going out of my way.
I just wanna... yeah.
- All right, deal.
- Yep.
Deal, deal, deal.
It's time to find out
what's going on.
Okay.
So that you can get
a hold of things
before they get blown out.
Mm-hmm.
After this charter,
I'll do that.
You will do that today,
during this charter.
- Okay.
- Okay.
It needs to be done.
Busy day today.
Lifting the hook,
going over to Major's Bay,
set up cocktails and things
to do at the beach.
[snoring]
My mum would be so proud of me,
not that she's ever
ironed in her life, but...
Today's a good day.
- You know why?
- Got caviar?
One, two, three, four.
Caviar, not leave on the dock.
One, two, three, four,
caviar's not gonna
fall on the floor
Hey!
[yawns]
Oh, man.
So, what do you need to do
on your boat, still?
Starting with I need to get
a higher insurance.
Realistically, this will
allow me to take
and make more money.
Ooh, that's super awesome.
I wanna buy a sailboat.
Easy way to make money,
and it's fun.
But I need to learn how to sail.
- Thank you, baby.
- Absolutely.
Oh, wow, it's raining.
Rayna, Rayna, Eddie,
just a head's up...
I want you pulling
the anchor today.
Copy.
The morale on deck team
is in the dumps.
Captain Lee's only
been seeing negatives.
So, I wanna give these
opportunities to look good,
because they need some
positive reinforcement now,
some attaboys.
And attagirls, of course.
Okay, Rayna,
let's get outta here.
Copy.
Oh ----ing great.
- I'm going out there with her.
- Okay.
Her special this morning is
gonna be the shrimp and grits.
I want the special,
but still throw in there
a seafood omelette.
I'm gonna do the
shrimp and grits.
Seafood omelette
with egg whites.
For you?
Strawberry crepes
sounds excellent.
Throw a crepe on mine
as well, why not?
We'll get that started.
Oh, look, I got twins.
That must be good luck.
So, the name of this game is
you're gonna tell him where
it is and what's going on.
I always kinda keep looking up
and checking the bow and see
how she's swinging...
- Okay.
- And then watch the wind.
The anchor is
at 9:00 short stay.
Go easy on her.
Yeah.
You see how it kinda comes tight
and it's really, [makes noise]?
Yeah.
- Lock it in.
- Good job, Rayna.
Thank you.
Three crepes, one omelette.
The shellfish allergy,
she said she wants some
chicken sausage and grits.
And she wants an egg white
scramble with cheese again.
Let's do it.
Only the thing is
is with the strawberries...
Yeah.
is there anyone that can cut
them for me as I'm doing...
Yes, yes, 100 percent.
She nailed it.
Tell her to come here.
- Hello!
- Morning, kiddo.
I think that's one of
the best anchor pulls we've had.
- Thanks, guys.
- So, you did good.
Let's get outta here.
Rayna, Rayna,
Heather?
Rachel needs help cutting
some strawberries.
Shut the [bleep] up [bleep].
We can use a sous chef.
Rayna, Rayna, Heather.
Can you go see if you can find
them, so she can help Rachel?
I don't like it as much
as you don't like it...
- Hello.
- What's up?
Can we get Rayna's help, please?
Of course, what's up?
- In the galley.
- Yeah, let's do it.
Copy that.
What's wrong, darling?
- What the [bleep] was that?
- What was that?
- Are you okay?
- What's up, Heather?
- You all right?
- Yeah.
- What's up?
- What's going on?
Check and see
if everything's okay.
Yeah.
I don't wanna...
it's okay.
Nothing, Rachel just
needed some help.
I will help.
Is everything all right?
What was that noise?
That was Rayna, she's crying.
- Why?
- I don't know.
Rachel, I'm coming.
I'm gonna grab my
glasses really fast.
Ooh.
I feel so bad.
Next, on "Below Deck"...
Hi!
Well, well, well, look
what the cat dragged in.
- I don't care.
- Yeah.
You're coming in as a third,
and you're gonna help
where we need you.
I'm still the baddest bitch
on board.
Oh, my gosh.
I take you, once again,
to be my partner in life.
That calls for an "I do."
I do.
Ah!
I love it.
It's honestly something
people my age need to see.
- Oh, he's naked again.
- Oh!
Of course he is.
Careful, Jake, careful, Jake!
- Jake, you assh*le!
- Jake!
Ah!
Jake, put your willy away!
09x11 - Shoulda Joined the Navy
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Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.
Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.