08x16 - Premature Evacuation

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Previously this season
on "Below Deck"...

It's been years since
I've been in the Caribbean,

and I miss the hell out of it.

The view is amazing.

Ooh!
[laughs]

I wonder what the poor
people are doing today.

The missus wanted mahi-mahi.

Mahi-mahi went...
four mahis total.

Yeah, no, it's five.

The one thing I ask for is
communication with home chick.

I'm sorry, you suck.

No, you were gonna bring
all the condiments.

Oh, okay.
All right.

Rachel can't admit
when she's wrong.

[bleep] this.
I'm over it.

Izzy's first day
as lead deckhand.

It's cute.

Izzy, you just got
promoted to lead chamois.

Things were working
really well before.

We didn't need a change.

Rob has been getting
really passive-aggressive.

I would be, like,
all right, dude, like,

what the [bleep] is the problem.


in the United States.

Yeah, we've had a
first death in the U.S.

Holy sh--,
it's getting so crazy.

-Got a boyfriend?
-[giggling]

I would like this to
be the first yacht

that I don't fall
in love with somebody.

Do you think you're able
to tell me what we are?

It just makes me want
to just jump off a cliff.

You guys need to stop talking.

I need you to finish
your jobs, now.

So, you slept on the mattress.

-Yes.
-Yeah, sitting on the bed.

-Yes or no?
-Yes, I was sitting on the bed.

Yes or no? Take
accountability for what you did!

I don't wanna work on
this yacht with her.

Elizabeth, Elizabeth, can I see
you in the wheelhouse, please?

♪ Someone's in trouble ♪

-Hey.
-Hey.

Chess wants to talk with you.

Um, I think every charter,

I'm continually putting
energy in checking up on you,

and we've had numerous
chats about this.

But sleeping in the guest
cabin was sort of, like,

you know, the final
straw for me.

Um...

And super disrespectful to
the interior of the boat,

and...

So...

It's come
to sort of a decision

that we're gonna
have to let you go.

What?

-Yeah.
-What?

I'm sorry, it's just...

-I'm sorry..
-Please.

I'm really sorry

Let me just please
stick it out these next two.

I think...

I think you've exhausted,
like, all of your chances.

-I'm really sorry.
-Francesca.

Chess will help you get
your stuff together.

-Thank you, Captain Lee.
-Yep.

I'm sorry.

So am I, but sometimes
it just doesn't work out.

Okay.

Hey, guys, I'm leaving.

-What?
-I'm leaving the boat.

What?

Yeah,
[bleep].

Elizabeth, you have to
go pack your stuff.

-She just got fired?
-Yeah.

I didn't know I was gonna
leave this boat this soon.

I'd be the first to,
like, totally admit

if I was wrong, if I sucked,

if I did anything
that deserved this.

Jesus Christ.

It feels like
it's not even real.

I can't believe
you're doing this.

Your behavior towards me
has been absolute bullsh--

-so that is all...
-I feel the same way about...

towards you, though.

You haven't been
nice towards me!

And you're really
disrespecting me,

and you're chatting
about me to everybody,

and it's coming back to me.
I don't appreciate that.

-That's not good.
-Yeah.

Francesca, can you talk
to Captain Lee?

I made the call.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Two charters to go.

Why would you bring
in a new girl?

That's stupid.
For [bleep] sake.

Yeah.

I understand her
and all her foibles,

but Elizabeth is
very close in my heart.

Rachel, you're a natural!

Oh, gimme a hug, come here.

It sucks, and I think
it's kind of unfair.

Can we just...

No, I've given you
the chances.

Can we just roll this out
as a team?

I've given you the chances,
Elizabeth, I really have.

-Please.
-Please don't touch me.

I don't wanna be
this bad chief stew,

but I've given this girl
so many chances.

-Can we get some wine?
-Where is Elizabeth?

Oh, yeah, I was just
about to go up.

Is it a yes or a no you
slept in the guest cabin?

-We were in the cabin...
-Yes or no?

-Yes, I was sitting on the bed.
-Yes or no?

Take accountability
for what you did!

Like, she shouldn't
be this surprised.

Oh, God.

I don't know what happened.

She just said that
I don't respect her

and she wants me to go.

Just stay calm.
Let's just pack.

Calm down.

-Fuming right now, please.
-I know you're upset.

-Okay, so she's leaving.
-We can do this.

Yeah, Elizabeth's getting fired.

Ooh.

[sobbing]

Are you all right?

[laughter]

Well, I don't know, because...
you're such an assh*le.

What?

[sobbing]

Savage.

I'm also crying about,
like, coronavirus.

And now I have to go
back to New York.

I don't wanna go!

All right, I'm gonna go down
and fill these jet skis.

Did you see that coming?

No, Elizabeth.

I think it was personal as well.

It has to be.

Yeah well, it's awkward now,

because Rachel and I ordered
this bloody birthday cake.

Tonight, we're gonna
get the restaurant to,

like, bring out a cake or
something with candles,

sing happy birthday
for Elizabeth.

Yeah.

Okay.

Mm, I wanna give you a hug.

-I'm so upset.
-Mm.

In some way
I feel really guilty,

but it probably
should have happened, like,

three or four charters ago,
but it never did.

It can't be real!

And unfortunately, I don't think
yachting was for Elizabeth.

----ed up.

[whistling]

Rob.

-Hi.
-Hi, how's it going in here?

Do you want me
to carry anything down?

You can start with that.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Can I help carry anything?

Chess has been done with
Elizabeth for a long time.

I think she's been looking for
the ultimate reason to fire her.

So, pretty evil,

but it's what's best
for the crew, really.

Huh.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

All right, bye.

Take it easy, all right?
I'm so sorry.

-Mm.
-Good luck to you.

I can't even say anything
right now, but I love you guys.

Bye, James.

All right, I'll see ya, kiddo.

When an opportunity
closes like this,

it's like a compass for me.

It just sends you in
a better direction.

I feel wronged right now,
but I believe in karma.

And what comes around,
goes around, Francesca.

I'm gonna call my energy healer.

[sighs]

Coming up...

No!

Oh!

Oh, that's the worst
thing I've ever seen.

Oh, we don't need the Kn*fe.

No, no.

No, it's already
in somebody's back.

Oh!

Out of everyone on this boat,
I think she wanted

to keep the job more
than anyone.

Yeah, it really meant
a lot to her.

You good?

This is the last bedroom, right?

Yep.

I know. I know.

Elizabeth is gone.
Who's to blame now?

At the end of the day,

Francesca has done nothing
to help fix the problems.

All I'm gonna say is everything
will come out in the wash.

Everything will become
clear as day.

-Yep.
-How are you going?

-You do?
-I feel like... Yeah.

Yeah.
Do you?

I mean...

Hallelujah!
Thank God!

I have a huge weight
off my shoulders.

But I think Rachel
is pissed about Elizabeth.

At this point,
if she's got a problem with it,

she can go jump
off the boat, too.

For the next charter I think
we're just gonna nail it.

-This?
-Yes.

A little bit of...

Oh, my God, I love that
jacket, that's cool.

Yes, and it's got skulls on it.

I need to spit!

The whole g*dd*mn
world's gone mad.

[phone ringing]

-Hello?
-So, it's me again.

What's going on?

I'm just watching the news
before you rang.

You go into the shops and
you can't get

any hand sanitizer,
soap...

it's really bad.

And it's gonna get worse
before it gets better.

-Hey, y'all.
-Andale.

Yeah, yeah.

Have a lovely, nice evening.

[bleep].
All right.

All right, see you later.

All right, yeah, I'll catch
you in a bit, yeah?

-Bye.
-Bye.

I'm ready to roll.

Ooh!

-You and Chess are matching.
-I know, aren't we cute?

Yes, wife.

Ash, you might need
to fill the void.

-Your table for this evening.
-Thank you.

Party, party, party.
Party, party, party.

Can I please order
zucchini pasta?

Vegetable samosa.

-Eight-ounce New York steak.
-Thank you very much.

This is our good friend
that lives in Italy, in Milan.

She just sent this
to Mom earlier on.

Wow, this is mental.

Scary, hey?

They shut down New York.

Toronto's starting to
go down the same road.

We're lucky, being here.

They're saying the next two
weeks are gonna get really,

really bad, and then
it's probably gonna get better.

Oh, well.

Thank you.

That looks delicious.

The food is great here.

You guys ready
to party all night?

-Oh, yes.
-Woo!

Mm, [bleep] yeah.

Oh, yeah, there's the wall.

Oh, there it is.

Are we all hitting a wall?

Why do I feel like I'm the only
one that wants dessert?

I think we're ready
for nap time.

-Oh sh--.
-Oh, no!

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

-Well, let's have some cake.
-Let's have some cake!

[laughter]

Oh, that's the worst
thing I've ever seen.

Here, let me actually get
you a piece.

Oh, we don't need the Kn*fe.

No, no.

No, it's already
in somebody's back.

[laughing]

-Oh!
-Oh!

Oh sh--.

No, that's all right,
you don't have to apologize.

-You don't do cake?
-Nope.

I ordered the birthday cake
and then canceled it,

by yet the sh--
that showed up.

It seems like
Francesca's super-stoked that,

like, Elizabeth is not there.

Oh, let's celebrate it.

Like, that's ----ed up.

Who ordered this?

Rachel was getting
the cake organized,

so then I just assumed
it wasn't happening.

That's ----ing bullsh--.

Let's go back to the boat.

Yeah, out of commission.

She left.

Well, at least she's...

Sh--.

Rachel, do you wanna
come with us?

Are you all good?

She was so fine, and then...

Uh, have you met Rachel?

No, I do...
I knew, I...

but I'm a little upset
about that,

and I think
it's quite distasteful,

so I just don't think
it's appropriate.

-Okay.
-I just need a moment.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

-I respect that.
-Yep, cool, thank you.

Rachel's just a bit of
a ticking time b*mb.

You coming?

You okay?

Okay, cool.

So I feel like if I say
anything wrong to her,

she's just gonna go boom,
and explode.

She's upset that
the cake came

and the cutting of
the cake was distasteful,

and it was handled wrongly.

That cake was bittersweet.

-Heh.
-Oh.

Oh, my God.

-Bedtime?
-Bedtime.

Oh, bedtime.

Yeah, all right.

-Are you going to bed?
-Yeah.

-What are you doing?
-I don't know.

I feel like I should
go talk to Rachel,

but she's, like,
so not up for a chat.

Yeah, I would just...
I wouldn't, then,.

-Buenos noches.
-Buenos noches!

That was the most
distasteful thing

that I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah.

But I really don't think that
was ----ing the right move.

We got a ----ing pandemic
going on right now,

and we've got assholes
----ing frothing

over somebody's departure.

And I just don't
think it's right.

Rachel, I'm sorry.
Let's fix this.

No. I actually don't
give a [bleep].

So there's zero [bleep]'s given.

So I don't give a sh--.

I don't give a [bleep].

Coming up...

Attention all crew, I need
everybody in the main salon.

This season's out
of the ordinary.

We have a situation.

What?

-Hey.
-What's cookin'?

-PJ time.
-Hi.

Come on up.

So, Rachel's really
making me upset at her,

because she's treating me
like a piece of sh--

for the second time.

She's caught up in the cake
situation, icing on the cake.

[laughter]

Oh, my God.

[phone ringing]

-Hi.
-What's going on?

I know.

My friend on the boat,
she got fired.

Oh, yeah?

And then her birthday
cake showed up at dinner,

and everyone started cutting
the cake and celebrating,

and I just got up
and walked off.

I gotta wake up tomorrow
and wipe my ass now, like,

none of the sh-- ever
----ing happened,

and just slap on a
----ing trivial ----ing smile

and just be like,
"Hey, guys, how's it going?"

Hello!

With Vincenzo,
he is my confidante.

He makes everything
so much better.

I get to see your face.

Don't turn the light on.

He just takes me away from
the sh--tuation that I'm in.

I love you.

I'm gonna have the best sleep
ever tonight.

Bye!

Ciao.

Ow!

You want me to shut her off?

Yeah, go ahead, dude,
shut it off.

[alarm beeping]

[sighs]
Tired.

Oh [bleep].

Do it.

[sighs]

[exhales]

Last night was
a huge deal for me.

I think that
Francesca's a super bully.

You fire somebody
because you're inept

and incapable of
actually training somebody.

You ----ing suck.

So, do, what, sundeck...

-Sundeck.
-Bridge deck aft.

Gotta think about these
next couple of charters

is putting things away
and leaving things

better than we found them.

So I've heard.

They shut the UK down.

Have they actually
fully shut the UK?

You are cool going
down here, thank you.

Yeah, it's probably gonna
take me half a morning,

at least, because there's
crew uniform in the wash now.

Just keep going.

Captain, Captain, Rachel.

Are you available in the bridge?

Copy.

Oh, God, what is she gonna
say to Captain Lee?

I know she's upset
about Elizabeth, but,

like, what else is
she gonna say?

I guess not.

Yeah, I don't think she can
have her cake and eat it, too.

And eat it, too?

-How you doing, kiddo?
-I'm not okay.

I've got a lot of issues
when it comes to service,

and it's not Ash or Elizabeth.

I'm trying so hard to maintain
a good relationship with her.

Like, nothing.

I could ----ing come down
on her as well.

-We have two charters to go.
-I know.

Two.

-That's six ----ing days.
-I know.

I can stand on my head
and sh-- straight up

for six days, if I have to.

And I see a lot of frustration
on Chess's part because

of the slack she had
to pick up for Elizabeth.

Yeah.

All I need is six more days, and
I'm gonna get her some help.

She's been going
to bed too late

and getting up way too early,
like you have.

I understand that.

No, I understand
that completely.

Chez and Rachel both
care about what they do,

and they both want
the same end result.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

But they each take a very
circuitous route to get there.

Damn it!

They've got this sh-- sandwich.

It's time to take a bite.

Blah.

[thunder rumbling]

What's left to get washed?

Is it just over the sides
and these flats been done?

No, it's over
the sides and flats.

Looking good, chicken.

Mm-hmm, we're getting there.

Deck crew, deck crew,

if you have laundry in
the laz, grab it.

I need to do some laundry.

-Copy that.
-Rob's on his way.

Did you just say
"Rob's on his way?"

Are you on your way?

No, I just said "copy that."

Ah.

And why did you just sell me out
like that over the radio?

-I didn't know.
-Throwing people under the bus?

Sorry!

You know what happens
to people under the bus, Izzy?

-They die.
-They ----ing die.

I'm getting tired of
the back-chat from Rob.

I'm kinda starting to think, mm,

maybe I do actually
have to, like, talk to him.

I did put laundry in here.

And that sh-- brings up
so much anxiety in me.

I swear, he literally
takes pleasure

in trying to, like,
bring me down.

Oh, am I in your way.

Like, do you
have insecurity issues that,

like, you need to talk
to a therapist about?

Or, like, are you just
genuinely a dickhead?

I hate this ----ing island!

Chez, Chez, Rachel.

Go ahead, Rachel.

When you get a chance, if you
talk about some service stuff,

I'm just gonna be
here in the galley.

I'll just finish
up what I'm doing

and then I'll come
in a little bit.

♪ Drama, drama, drama ♪

Ugh, the last thing
that I wanna do

is have a meeting with Rachel.

But we've got two charters left,

we're gonna have
to sort something out.

Um... Okay.

When you are on service,
I've noticed your, like,

by yourself, almost, sometimes,
and, like, you call for help.

And I understand
where the slack was.

She's not the best stewardess.
She's a good person, but...

Yeah, so, okay,

yeah, we can talk openly
about this, you know.

-Yeah, no, please, please.
-Yeah, you know...

It's not... you're not
gonna offend me at all.

No, well, last night
was pretty...

I was really very upset
about that, though.

And I sympathize with
that 100 percent.

Yeah, yeah.

And I get where
you're coming from,

but it shouldn't be me at all.

I'm here,
I'm your number one support.

Please don't take it out on me.

Okay, enough of
the bullsh--, kid.

That's on my behalf,
and I'm sorry,

and I think that we need
to just make a good go at this,

and let's just ----ing
k*ll it.

Thank you, that would be...

-You're welcome.
-Really good.

Certain people, you bark at,
but certain people, you can't.

If I became aggressive with her,

I wouldn't get
the end result that I need.

And I don't want
a world w*r three.

-We want the same end goal.
-Yeah.

So, if something's not working,

I think we're both
proactive enough to, like,

just, like, get in there...

-Just get it done.
-And freaking fix it.

Yeah.

Hopefully, if we open
up the communication barrier,

I think her and
I will be more cohesive.

We're gonna nail
these last two charters.

Two more ----ing charters.

[laughs]
Suck my d*ck.

-Okay, cool.
-Uh-huh.

Okay, I'm gonna have
something to eat as well.

-Shuttin' her down, bro.
-[bleep] yeah.

We're done.

Yeah, I'm on a diet,
so what you trying to say?

-[notification tone]
-[exhales]

So, first menu, Green Goddess.

Maybe we think of a cocktail

that we can take on the
beach excursion in the pitchers.

Mm-hmm, yep.

Jesus Christ.

[sighs]

First thoughts, impressions?

I can't see how it'd go wrong.

----ing world's going to hell
in a ----ing handbasket.

Attention all crew,
attention all crew.

I need everybody
the main salon in five minutes.

Everybody in the main salon
in five minutes.

[grunting]

-Copy that for interior.
-Copy galley.

What just happened?

Deck crew copies.

I was in the toilet, what?

Main salon, five minutes.

Something's not right.

What just happened?

I don't know.

This is out of the norm, right?

Maybe he just wants to chat.

So.

Uh, we have a situation.

We have a situation.

Our last two groups of
charter people have canceled.

So, effectively,
our season just ended.

Holy sh--.

What?

That's insane.

This is something
I've never experienced, ever.

And it's scary as hell,

and it's frustrating,

because there's not
a ----ing thing I can do.

And I'm not used to that.

You guys will make your exit
off the boat tomorrow.

I'll take care of all the travel
arrangements for all of you.

I just can't even believe that
this is happening right now.

My family is not 100 percent
well at the moment,

so if I was to bring
anything back into,

like, that situation,
that's a bit hectic.

So, we are done.

So, we'll wrap up tonight.

Yep.

Let's carry on.

Thanks, Captain.

So, let's all change
and go upstairs.

That escalated real quickly.

Ain't that some sh--.

That's a kick in the ass.

Should we have,
like, a little party?

Sh-- just got real,
didn't it?

-Sh-- just got real.
-Yeah.

All of a sudden
that virus came knocking on

our door here
in the Caribbean.

Sure did.

[stammering] I never thought
that this was gonna happen,

and I'm worried about my family.

You know, I'm hearing
there's no toilet paper.

I don't know
what's going on.

It's been a pleasure, Cap.

It's been a...
it's been a real pleasure, pal.

I didn't want the season
to end like this.

Hello?

Hello... the season's canceled.

Yeah, the coronavirus,
we're going home tomorrow.

So, the season's canceled,
so that's ----ing wild.

So, I'm coming home early.

I'm not ready to leave everyone,

but I'm also
not ready to go out

and face the world
in this pandemic.

It's ----ing scary.

My holiday's gonna start
when you get back.

I get that, I'm gonna have
to cook for you.

I'm ----ing disappointed, man.

We just lost, like, another,
like, five grand.

Is that your, like, last
night dress?

This is my last night dress.

God, I wanna get sh---faced
right now.

[sighs]

I'm so sorry.

It really is hitting.

Oh.

We're all done.

I knew we were.

I can't get to you.

I can't see my boyfriend and
I love him to death,

and, like, I won't
be able to see him,

and he can't come to the U.S.

And, like, I just wanna see him.

Yeah. I love you.

I just kinda wanna go home.

Who wants a lo-ball?

Lo-ball.

Do you wanna get slithered?

I want to get ----ing wasted?

So excited!

I'm disappointed to have it
end like this, I really am.

We can open
a bottle of champagne.

[cork pops]

All right, guys.

-Hello, Captain Lee.
-Hi.

You want a glass of
champagne, Cap?

Thank you, no.
I'm not in a celebratory mood.

Why do you think he's not
in a celebratory mood?

That's just how Captain Lee is.

He doesn't want the season
to end like this.

That's fine,
he can be upset about it.

That's totally understandable.

But it is what it is.

Might as well celebrate what
we accomplished this season.

-Absolutely.
-And that's it.

[heavy sigh]

Cheers to this awesome season.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

Guys, we're done!

[bleep] yes.

I need another drink.

Hey!

Let's see.

Oh! Cute!

Ooh, my girls, let's get
sh---faced.

Bit more, bit more, bit more.

You need another one.

That's just epically good.

Oh, God!

Woohoo!

Woo, that was so bad.

Deck crew strong!

Oh, we're still having fun.

Bad boy.

I love all of you.

I'm going to bed.

Good night, Eddie.
It's been a pleasure, too.

Keep partying.

The party has ended.

We just saw that Australia,
you have to self-isolate.

For 14 days.

-Fourteen days?
-Yes.

Tomorrow I'm headed
home to Australia.

I just moved there a month ago,

and I'm just starting to
get things set up down there.

I feel a little nervous.

I come onto boats to escape
the rest of the world sometimes,

but can't really avoid this one.

Anyone arriving in Australia
from overseas

will be forced to
self-isolate for 14 days.

My dad was sending me messages,

being like [bleep] it,
just home to Canada.

And I was like,
well, my car's there,

my apartment's there, like...

Yeah.

I kinda gotta go there.

-Okay.
-Good night.

See you in the morning,
good night.

Bye.

This is crazy.

I've got a 30-hour
flight back to Australia,

and I don't even know
what to expect.

Like, I'm just...
you know, it's...

[bleep], I don't even know.

Ugh, God.

Coming up...

You're what, 32 years old?

A 32-year-old should not be
acting like a 12-year-old.

I'm sorry if it's made
you feel this way.

You literally
don't give a [bleep].

Oh, God.

[sighs]

[yawning]

I woke up this morning
for a brief moment,

the thought going
through my head was,

man, I gotta get
up for charter pickup,

and the realization hit me.

And I just sat there, and
I, like, what the [bleep].

When you have a crisis
like this, I need to be home.

I need to be with my family,
where I can take care of them.

So, the engineer and
the delivery crew

will be taking the
boat back to the owners,

and we just have to wait and
see how everything shakes out.

Right, get up, get moving.

Everything in my bag
is falling apart, yeah

Rose and thorn of the season.

Charter one.

Charter one, low light.

-Low.
-Go clip it in, okay?

Got it.

-Oh!
-Careful!

Let's call today learning curve.

Let's call tomorrow
get it right.

Okay.

-How does that sound?
-That sounds great.

-Thorn?
-Eddie.

My entire g*dd*mn deck crew.

Thorn for me, Rachel leaving.

Aw!

[buzzing]

Whoa...

Something's having
a good time in there.

-Hey!
-Uh-oh.

I need to get my stuff
out the bathroom.

I also need you to lure Eddie
away from Rob for a second.

Because I wanna have a chat
with Rob about something.

No, I just wanna let him
know that, like,

the way he was
acting towards me

when I got lead deckhand
was just rude.

Izzy wants to flex on Rob,
which is understandable.

Pull it more that way.

Please?

A little courtesy
goes a long way.

Do you guys even care
that I got lead deckhand?

It's not like you just
got promoted to captain.

You just got promoted
to lead chamois.

I like Izzy, I like Rob.

Do I feel bad that I'm obviously
giving Rob a head's up?

No, because Rob's my boy.

-Is Rob in the toilet?
-Rob, you in the toilet?

-Yep.
-Yeah.

Hey, guys, there's a
chamois out here to sign!

[sighs]

You're awesome.
Come into the clutch, big-time.

-Are you leaving?
-First off the island.

After this,
it's Rob time for a bit.

I'm gonna go surf, relax.

I've got a few papers
I'm working on publishing

on the geology side,

so I'll probably get back into
the science swing of things.

I like to keep mixing it up.

Too much of one thing
just gets boring.

So, I'll just head out
into the unknown.

It's a good ride.

Yeah, man,
we had fun, didn't we?

Just keep in touch, yeah?

Mm.

Where's all the Purell?

Izzy, I've been meaning
to talk to you about something.

I'm glad you're back here.

I wanted to say I'm sorry if
I ever gave you a hard time,

and if there's someone
who's gonna be a lead deckie,

I'm glad it was you.

I think that the way you
treated me

and the passive comments
that you said to me

is really disrespectful,

and especially going into
a new management position.

It's just...
it's not appropriate.

I hear you, Izzy.

Yeah, a 32-year-old should not
be acting like a 12-year-old.

That's not what I wanted
to happen at all,

and I'm sorry if
it's made you feel this way.

You literally don't
give a [bleep].

I know you don't give a [bleep].

You're not being sincere
in your apology at all.

She's a boss-ass bitch.

That's how apologies work.

Sometimes people see the error
in something they've done,

and if they've made
somebody feel a certain way

that they really didn't want...

-But if you'd seen the error...
-Yeah.

in what you'd done...

I mean, I spoke to you
about this beforehand.

I think it is something you
actually need to think about,

and not giving
a false apology for.

But I hope you have
a safe flight home.

Well, thank you
very much for taking the time

to talk to me, Izzy.

I never even knew any of
that situation.

I did not, to that extent.

Damn.

This is kinda sad, man.

Who wants to help me
with my suitcase?

Not me!

Well, then.

My experience on My Seanna,

I would sum it up
as fun, vibrant,

interesting, and weird.

-Bye, chicken.
-Bye!

I know, I know.

It's not, like,
a goodbye forever,

it's a goodbye for now.

-Be safe in Australia.
-I will!

Like, this whole
coronavirus thing, who knows,

I might not be able
to go back to yachting.

I might not be able
to leave my own country.

Who knows what my future holds?

I just stole half the boat!
Bye!

Hey, kiddo.

How you doing?

No, don't put that
lower lip out.

I know, you're the only one
that I'm gonna miss.

You're a very talented chef.

I enjoyed it.

Well, be safe out there.

-Thank you.
-Take care of yourself.

I will.

Oh, Rachel's a piece of work.

She is brilliant at her job.

-Can I give you a hug?
-Sure.

She's wound up a little tight,
there's no doubt about that.

But I don't mind that.

She wanted a sh*t at redemption,

and I thought
she did herself proud.

Now that I know what buttons
not to push with Rachel,

yeah, I'd work with her again.

I get to leave!

[bleep] yeah, winning.

I am who I am.
I can't change it.

And I'm just gonna be me.

Bye, hon.

You too, kiddo.

-All right, man.
-Take it easy, chef.

I have no regrets.

I'm happy to get off the boat

and actually deal with

what's really happening
in the real world.

-Bye!
-Bye!

I don't think I'll ever meet
anyone like her again.

Wow, this place just
got a whole lot saner.

Sh-- yeah.

It's my turn to leave.

Is it?

Let me just get my bags
and sh-- out the way

so I can make a quick departure.

Mm-hmm.

I think James tipped
off Rob purely

because he's
infatuated with him.

It's a bromance thing.

But I'm disappointed
in James for doing that.

That is just, like, a d*ck move.

Coming up...

I guess you might as well
have the stripes to go with it.

First officer.

Eddie's what I would have
wanted my son to turn out like.

Had he lived.

What happened?

I'm disappointed James
didn't have my back,

but James and Rob
have such a bromance,

I can't say I'm surprised.

All right, guys, I'm going home.

Going to say
goodbye to everyone.

It's been really fun.

It's so weird just
saying goodbye to everybody.

The season has been
a muddled blur

between work,
arguments, drama, and...

Hey, I'll walk you out,
man, come on.

Walk me out, man.

It's been fun.

If we're not divorced,

we're at the very least
separated and taking a break.

Oh!
We're "consciously uncoupling."

Oh, my God, I'm so taking
this hand sanitizer.

It's a g*dd*mn miracle
you didn't get fired.

Too true.

Let's be honest, yeah.

Take it easy, bud.

I guess the airports are,
like, crazy right now...

Yeah.

From all the people
trying to come back

here from Europe
because of the travel ban.

Everything's just
nuts right now.

Yeah, totally.

I'm nervous about going home.

Yeah.

-How you doing, kiddo?
-I'm good! I'm good!

I'm sad to be leaving, though.

You have been
a pleasure to work with.

It's been amazing.

I'm sure you're capable of
much more than you realize.

So, you've done well.

-Thank you.
-Proud of you.

-Oh!
-Okay.

The season ending like
this is kind of

how I imagine sex
would be with James.

-See you later!
-Bye.

Abrupt and unsatisfying.

Guys, you're never
gonna see me again!

I'll see you--

Does that make
you feel so happy?

You live 15 minutes
away from me.

I will see you again.

I literally started
as third stew...

Oh!

Hating life.

-Lead deckhand.
-Bosun.

It's been a pleasure.

I feel like I'm ending the
season where I deserve to be.

And it's a really good feeling,

it's a really,
really good feeling.

Thank you for, like,
actually encouraging me,

and for, like, being
a ----ing legend.

-Legend!
-Legend!

Yeah, no, I...

Best ----ing bosun ever.

Well, you keep going,
you'll be a bosun in no time.

It's good seeing kind of,
like, somebody you've built up

kind of walking on their own.

-Big E.
-Oh!

Izzy, you're the best.

Thank you so much
for everything.

See yas.

It gets me choked up!

It's been a pleasure.

[light knock]

-Come!
-Hello!

Hi, kiddo.

I've come to say goodbye.

I thought it would be nice
to give you something

from all the crew,
on a chamois, to say thank you.

That's quite nice.

Thank you so much,
that's so very sweet of you.

You need something to remember
this season by, and...

This probably won't be a season
I'll forget any time soon.

Chess had big shoes to fill,
but she's very bright,

she genuinely loves
to please people.

She nailed it.

It's been a pleasure
to work with you.

Me, too.

-Take care, Captain.
-Take care of yourself.

Thank you, I will.

[sighs] My God.

This season was a lot to manage,

and it was exhausting,
really.

It really was.

It'll be really, really nice
to go home and see family.

Especially in times like this,
that's what's most important.

Of course you had
to put heels on.

Get outta here!

Wait, let me get on a step.

Yeah, that's better,
that's better.

-Bye!
-See ya!

[sighs]

Bye, My Seanna.

Well, the time has come, Cap.

Hey, bud.

I got a flight to catch.

[grunting]

We made it, sorta.

Yes, it sucks that it ends like
this, but still, what a ride.

Glad you came down.

You made some real
progress this year.

Think so.

-You handled your team well.
-Yeah.

Hit a couple of
speed bumps, but...

Mm.

You always hit a couple
of speed bumps.

That slide always
gets me, doesn't it?

But you worked hard this year,
I'm proud of you.

I did, yeah.

Sixteen-hundred ton.

Well, I think, you know,
you've got the paperwork,

so I don't know,

I guess you might as well have
the stripes to go with it.

Oh!

That's the second pair of
stripes you've given me.

Let's give you a reward, then.

Oh!

Let's give you a promotion.

Oh!

Brush those shoulders off, eh?

First officer.

Appreciate it, man.

I appreciate you, buddy.

Good season.

Yeah.

I'm very proud of Eddie.

Eddie's made this season,
for me, a lot easier.

He just worked
tirelessly, and...

Eddie's what I would have
wanted my son to turn out like.

Had he lived.

That's all I can say.

[sighs]

Good kid.

I feel honored to get another
stripe from Captain Lee.

To have someone
like Captain Lee,

who I hold to
such high standards,

and who I consider
a good friend,

to have that recognized and give
me the extra stripe means...

it means the world to me.

That's it.

That really sucks.

I started out the season
in the hospital.

[siren blaring]

Where are you?

It didn't start out well.

Unfortunately, the time has
come for us to part company.

[bleep] yourself.

And it didn't end well.

We're gonna have to let you go.

What?

Experts warn this could be just
the tip of the iceberg.

This year was tough,
but you have tough years.

Doesn't mean
you toss the towel in.

Pick yourself up,
and you keep going.

Life's pretty good, huh?

What am I, your
leaning post, here?

[cheering]

Because people depend on you.

This isn't the end of the world,
it's not going to be.

We're tougher than this,
we're better than this.

But I hope everybody gets home
to their loved ones safely.

Maybe by the time
we all get there,

it'll be a better place
than the one we left.