01x08 - The Women Strike Back

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01x08 - The Women Strike Back

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[rock music]

- We have
an opportunity now

with a hedge fund that Galyna's
been working on to potentially

borrow $105 million.

The success or failure of
this deal is in Galyna's hands

right now.

- Is that
all right if I will

stay here for a little bit?

[music stops abruptly]

- Mm--
it's a big bite.

Hang on.

Give me a minute.

But Galyna uses
the business side

to her advantage to control me.

Oh, this box is just kind of--

- I think
it's just clothing.

- Where
does that one go?

- This one's
going to go downstairs.

- We need to go
out to Nashville today.

[SINGING] Save my soul.

- My dad has
felt the heat from Galyna.

And he needs to get away.

- Pack your bags.

We're going to Nashville.

- Cole's like,
I'm going with my dad,

like, what's the worst
that could happen?

I'm like, a lot.

- I think you
and Kacie are inevitable.

- I think that's
a horrible way to phrase it.

- Let's get
advice from Steven,

the guy who can't commit.

How much longer am I
going to have to hold on

until he wants to commit fully?

- I guess bye.

- Bye.

You gonna answer my call?

- Probably not.

- I wonder if
Alli would feel a lot better

about you coming to Nashville
if you had a ring on her finger.

Jesse's been talking about
how he's going to propose

to Alli for years now.

- What up?

- The
party has arrived.

- They're
working for you?

- Oh,
they're working for me.

- Yeah.

- Good.

STEVE: My world's
going to explode

when all this comes out.

- Oh, yeah,
it's going to be bad.

My dad continues
dating Galyna but wants

to date everyone else too.

When it comes to
risk versus reward,

the women have my dad
willing to bet the farm.

- What's up, ladies?

Come on over tonight.

There it is.

Life is too short
not to have fun.

Y'all are going to
get me in trouble.

CAILYN: Shut the f*ck up.

[soulful music]

[SINGING] I got my way
side, working up all night.

I don't wanna get this wrong.

Just doing it every day,
just doing a lot every day.

I want to pour me some.

And I want to get away--

- I
forgot how bad a hangover

feels at 28 years old.

I haven't drank that
much in a long time.

My whole body aches.

Spending enough time
around my dad, this

is what happens
every single time.

- That was fun.

- Steven
looks rough, man.

You look rough.

- Steven.

- What were you--

- You guys
told me to leave it alone.

- You don't
have to watch it.

You just got to turn it to
the level that it actually--

- I'll eat them.
It's fine.

Throw butter on them things.

You won't even notice.

- You're having
tequila for breakfast?

- Yeah.

- You won't have a
hangover if you keep drinking.

[laughter]

I feel like Alli wasn't
blowing you up last night.

How the f*ck did
you get so lucky?

- Yeah.
[ON] STEVEN JR.: I don't know.

- Because
he's a good boy.

-
I was being good.

- He's a
good, proper gentleman.

- I was texting--

I was texting her all
night till my phone d*ed.

JAKE: That's what you're
going with, your phone d*ed?

- It did die.
No, I sent her a screenshot of--

JAKE: Likely story, man

- --the
battery percentage.

It d*ed.

KURT: I don't even see
Jesse look at other women.

- It feels good to
wake up, like, knowing I didn't

do anything wrong last night.

KURT: Is that a first?

COLE: It
doesn't happen a lot.

But how'd your night go, Steven?

[chatter]

Steven is usually
the one lecturing.

But right now, it's not me.

It's him.

I'm just living life.

Are you checking in with Calah?

- I still--

I may need to call
her today maybe.

I'm trying to avoid it.

Calah and I have really come
a long way, especially lately.

I know my weaknesses.

And I know I'm better off
being in a relationship.

So there's no way I'm
going to do anything

that's going to put me
in an even bigger hole

than I'm in right now.

That's not a call I
want to make today.

[serious music]

[SINGING] Uh.

Let's go down to the land of the
lost children with the gators,

gigging with some frogs.

Drink and smoke bud,
you know how we do it.

Stomp in the mud and
make some swamp music.

Yeah, make some swamp music.

-
It's a good thing

we don't do this every weekend.

- You guys
want anything to drink

besides water at the moment?

- I'll do a
coffee and a Bloody Mary.

- I'll do
a Bloody Mary as well.

- Bloody
Mary as well.

Anybody want to join the party?

- I'll
stick with water.

- Stick
with the water?

- The past few
nights have been rough on us,

trying to rally again today.

WAITER: I mean,
sometimes you got to rally.

You got to detox to retox.

- That's
what we're doing.

- Look at this.

It's looks like they
were having fun.

There's Casey.

That's Galyna.

KURT: Wow.

- That's Galyna?
That's what she's saying--

Dad, peace out.

[laughter]

- Since I've been
hanging around with y'all now,

it's been the same
story over and over.

You've told her y'all aren't--

- Oh, yeah.
[ON] KURT: Y'all aren't a thing.

STEVE: She don't listen.

- You're never
gonna get married again.

- She don't listen.

I'm not together with anybody.

- No,
I know that you're

not together with anybody.

- No.

Kind of a crazy deal because
we got this hedge fund thing.

Like, we're at the finish line.

She stays at the house a lot.

NATHAN: Yeah.

- But she's like
the most critical piece

of our entire organization.

- Yeah.

She's integral.

- Galyna has a
nice house down in the city.

And they had moved all
her stuff out of storage

because she was going
to sell the house.

- And then it
randomly just sold last week.

It wasn't even
supposed to be listed.

- Yeah, it wasn't
supposed to be listed.

And then Galyna just sold it.

And she has no plans of
getting another place.

- She's
establishing dominance.

- I really
appreciate you letting me

put all my stuff in your house.

- Mhm.

- I respect
the hell out of Galyna.

But at the end of the day,
who my dad is as a person

and what he wants for his life,
you can't force that to change.

- The hedge fund
deal is absolutely next level,

when it goes through.

- Dude, the problem
is she's such a good person.

And, like, she's so nice--

- She
is a good person.

- --I wish
she could find--

honestly, like, I wish she
could find a guy and get married

and, like, we could
all still be friends.

She could work in the company.
You know what I'm saying?

Like, we're all-- she's such a--

- That
would be the best

thing that could happen.

- I don't
want to let her go.

That would be her decision.

It would be her decision.

Galyna, pretty much
living with me full time,

I'm at my wit's end.

You said you would
never apply pressure,

yet all you do is
apply pressure.

It could end very badly.

I think she would for business
sake to keep that internal.

-
You would think so.

But it does not matter.

When it comes to
women, you could

have a billion dollars sitting
right there on the table--

NATHAN: They
would throw it all away.

- --and if
they all feel like they

were done wrong personally--

NATHAN: Slighted.

- --they would light
that billion dollars on fire.

And Galyna is no different.

NATHAN: Playing
with fire over there.

- I don't know.
It's just a f*cking mess.

[SINGING] Rattlesnake in the
grass, boiling in my blood.

'Tween a rock and a hard
place, never staying stuck.

- Hey, I already
found the paperwork that I

was calling you about before.

But did you already
deposit the check?

OK, perfect.

Thank you.

Bye.

Hi.

Friend.
[OFF] GREG: Hello.

- How are you?

- Good
to see you again.

- Good
seeing you as well.

- Thanks.

- The deal
with the venture capital

is going really well.

We are meeting more frequently
to justify the $105 million

investment that they
are about to make.

Come on in.

I'm so excited to spend
some time with you.

- Thanks.

- Well, I know
we had the initial meeting

and you learned
about our businesses.

- That was a
good starting point.

So--

- So from there,
what do you need me to do?

- I guess
what we need to do

is do more of a pro forma
out of where you're gonna be,

because these are all new
or they're not open yet.

[cheering]

- Good job.

- Good job.

- I think your oldest
one is a few months old.

And we can't exactly, like
a normal deal, go look at,

here's the three years you've
been open and operating.

So we have to do a
lot of projections.

- Definitely
not good news.

It makes me worry.

- You know,
the biggest hurdle

on these specific
type of assets is you

have to sign up the members.

People have to know you're here.

They have to maybe switch
from another car wash

they're already using.

It takes a lot of capital
and a lot of patience

to reach where you need
to be to make it work.

- This is
making me so nervous.

We definitely do not have
months to wait for his decision.

Do you think we're on the
right track for the approval?

- Kind of was
waiting a bit till you get

some kind of a track
record of stabilization

on these locations.

- I'm
going to this meeting

thinking we definitely
have this deal done.

And as I'm continuing my
conversation with Greg,

I am noticing his
demeanor changing.

So I'm getting a little
bit more worried.

- Nothing goes as
fast as exactly you want it to.

- No,
I agree on that.

The last time, he
was so excited.

And now, Greg is asking
so many questions.

[serious music]

- Hey.

- Are you
ready to spend the night?

- Definitely.

Have you heard anything
from Cole at all.

- Yeah.

- Did they say anything
about any drama last night--

- No.

- --if
anything happened?

- Cole didn't.

He just wanted to
know about our night.

- Jesse's
FaceTiming me.

Do I answer it?
[ON] KACIE: Yes.

- OK.

Hi.
[OFF] JESSE [ON PHONE]: What up?

- What are you doing?
[ON] KACIE: Hello.

- How are you feeling?

- I feel great.

I wasn't feeling great earlier.

- Yeah, I know.

You had your sunglasses on.

- What
are you two doing?

Y'all look like you're
getting ready to go out.

- We are.

- Well,
except for Kacie.

She still has issues.

- Oh, my gosh.

I haven't done my hair.

You sound like your dad.

- Where you
guys going tonight?

- None
of your business.

- Give Cole the phone.

COLE [ON PHONE]: What
are you guys doing tonight?

- We're going out.
[ON] ALLI: With Jimmy and Darla.

JESSE: You gonna
dance with Jimmy?

- Mhm.
[ON] KACIE: Oh, yeah.

JESSE: Jimmy's
a big dancer.

- Yeah, he loves it.

- Have fun.

Has there been any more drama?

- Dude, it's been a movie.

It's just,
It's just been a movie.

- Don't say that.

- This weekend's
just been crazy.

- What does that mean?

- What?

- They can't hear anything.
- No.

- What?

Bye.

[OFF] STEVEN JR.
[ON PHONE]: Bye.

- They're ridiculous.

- Since the boys can
just get together and go out

and do whatever they
want, I decided me

and the girls can have
our own kind of fun.

Cole's weird.

[uplifting music]

- Steven left
me at the house alone.

All I know is every time
Steven goes to Nashville,

some sh*t ends up going down.

He does not make
good decisions there.

Aw, you're being so good, buddy.

But I'm pretty low key.

Like, the older I've
gotten, the more

I just like to chill and be
alone and be zen with myself.

- Got everything?

- Yep.

- All right, let's go.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I'm
excited for tonight.

- I know.

- I am starving.
I have not ate--

- You look so cute.
[ON] ALLI: --all day.

- Backseat.

Oh, yes.

[laughter]

- Roll out.

- Yes.

- Yeah,
this is empty.

I gave you mine.

- No, I have yours.
[ON] GALYNA: Oh, thank God.

- Well, I thought--

[laughs]
[ON] KACIE: This one's yours.

Mine was in my--

[laughter]

FRENA: I bet they don't
feel great this morning.

- Every
time they're gone.

[laughs]

- Is this it?
[OFF] FRENA: Oh, that's it?

- We didn't know
we'd be in like a strip mall.

[SINGING] All I do is
slay, slay all day,

slaying anything and any
one that's in my way.

You just could.

But I'm so great.

Do whatever it takes.

All I do is slay.

[excited screaming]

- I'll just
pay for all of us.

- Sure, mama.

- Guys, do you
want to stop and get a drink?

- Yeah.

- I don't
know what I want yet.

Hold on.

Can I do a screwdriver?

-
Single or double.

- Double.

Where's Jimmy?

When we were walking in--

- We're so excited.

- Yeah,
I'm glad you came.

- Why?
[ON] ALLI: Because--

- 'Cause
we have friends.

- You would have
no friends without me.

So we're two-stepping
tonight then, huh?

- Yeah, you have to.
You have to.

He's the best here.

- I could
get wild tonight.

- You could
get wild tonight?

- Yeah.

[SINGING] Feeling like myself.

- I love
this song too.

You want to dance?

[SINGING] Girl, you got
me feeling like myself.

- You want to dance?

I'll show you how.

Huh?

- I have no
idea how to two-step.

- I will show you.

You wanna dance?

[SINGING] Feeling like myself.

Riding through the sunset.

And watch the moon
shine on the hills.

- One, two, three.

- Do you come
here, like, often?

- No, I don't.

- I thought you
said you were bad at this.

- I am.

I promise.

- Dip?

[SINGING] Make my
plans, girl, any time.

I'll cast the net.

You hold the line for me.

And we'll see.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

[SINGING] You got me
feeling like myself.

- We're going
to the photo booth.

- No, we have to stay
here for the special guest.

- The
special guest is here?

- The
special guest is here?

Where is he?

- There.

He's with us.

[yelling]

- I heard you
were looking for a cowboy.

[yelling]
[ON] ALLI: Hey get my phone.

Get my phone.

- Oh, my god.

- Whoa.

Get my phone.

Whoa.

Yeah, Galyna.

[yelling]

[SINGING] This is
your last time.

I can feel that
burning deep inside.

- Steve has all
the boys out in Nashville

doing whatever they want.

So I decided I'm going
to make this night

extra special for Galyna.

[SINGING] You can call me crazy.

Call it a sin.

- While Steve
is out doing whatever,

Galyna is going to be occupied.

[SINGING] The b*at of the
drums playing in my skin.

Oh, my god.

[SINGING] Girl, I'm falling.

You should go.

I'm falling.

[vocalizing]

Galyna did not mention to
us that she had a business

partner's wife coming.

Alli and I probably
would have scheduled

the stripper to another night.

- We are
planning on a girl night

out here pretty soon.

- Yeah, I
wouldn't want to go.

- No.

I was wondering if I can
reach out to Angie and--

GREG: Yes.
[ON] GALYNA: --invite her.

- I'll send you a text.
[cheering]

- Come here.
Come here.

- Make sure
to treat her well.

[yelling]

You just never know what
will close the deal.

[laughs]

[rock music]

- Oh, my god.

[yelling]

- I honestly
hope that Angie

is kind of an
outside-the-box thinker

and she will think
it's a good time.

Otherwise, I'm gonna
be f*cking dead.

Oh, wow.

[SINGING] I'm
burning down the sky.

The b*at Is going wild,
like wild, like wild.

- We're
in big trouble.

- Angie!

Tell Greg to invest in us.

- Alli,
you're going next.

[club music]

- I have this
sweaty man in a wiener sling

banging the tongos on my butt.

I am mortified.

[chatter]

Don't ever speak of that again.

- I just sent a
picture to Steven and Cole.

I didn't send a
picture to Jesse.

- Oh, no.

You're gonna get me in trouble!

Jimmy sent a picture to Cole.

- Jimmy,
you're a drama starter.

Is Jesse gonna be mad?
[ON] ALLI: I don't know.

We'll find out.

[country rock music]

STEVEN JR.: I
just ordered an Uber.

- What
are we looking for?

- Let me check.

- Wait, Cole,
did you just get that text?

COLE: Yeah.

You serious, dude?

[laughs]

JESSE: That's not Alli.

There's no way.

- That looks like Alli.

That looks like Alli.

- To my knowledge,
Alli has never really

done anything like this before.

She's never been that type
of person to go out and throw

that sh*t back on a stripper.

- Yeah.

- OK.

This is definitely her way of
getting back at me for leaving.

- Steven?

- Yeah, Steven.

- Awesome.

-
Thank you so much.

STEVEN JR.: Oh, yeah.
[OFF] COLE: Thank you.

JESSE: She don't
even do that for me.

That's some bullshit.

[rock music]

- You want
something to drink?

- No, I'm OK.

STEVE: Are you?

KYLEE: Yes.

- This girl can
snowboard like no other.

- Stop.

- Hey, Kurt,
look what I have.

sh*ts on Steven.

[pop music]

I know them.

- They want a sh*t.

- I
can't believe the twins

walked into the same
bar that we're in.

Y'all are gonna
get me in trouble.

- Shut the f*ck up.

Hi, how are you?

[laughs]

-
I'm over doing this.

It's been years of going
on these boys trips.

If I'm not careful,
I'm going to be

knocking on the door of 40, 45
years old and still be single.

Right now, there is no place
I'd rather be than at home

with Calah.

It's nice having
someone to go home to.

CAILYN: You're cute.

STEVEN JR.: I
can't answer to that.

- Why?
Why?

[country rock music]

- Where you guys
want to sit, right here?

- Let's go
down to this one.

We need to send a video
of Galyna to Steve

and see if it,
like, riles them up.

I didn't do it.
[ON] ERENA: It won't though.

- It won't.

- Because
he's a piece of sh*t.

- And he probably
already knows because the boys

are probably all, like--

- They're probably
all gossiping right now.

- I can't
believe Kacie and Alli.

I'm so mad.

- Like,
they're out right now.

So who the f*ck cares, honestly?

Like, it's not like you
guys are doing anything bad.

- I would just like
to say, Jimmy started the drama.

I'm going to call him.

I don't want him to just worry.

GALYNA: Are
you FaceTiming?

- What
are you guys doing?

- Oh--

- What's up?

- --no!

- What's up?

- Boo.

- Back at you, bud.

- Back at you.
[ON] STEVE: Please.

- Oh, no.

- Babe, say what up.

- Hi.

- What up?

Say what up?

- Whatever, f*ck you.

- She's mad.

-
That's how my dad is.

He doesn't give a
crap what happens

in all of our relationships.

[country rock music]

- They hung up on us.

I wonder where Jesse's at.

- Let's go.

Hey, let's go.

[country rock music]

- What a night.

- Did you know
who those girls were?

- No.

This is what I'm talking about.

There is no such thing
as a guys' night out.

- What?

$30?

All right, I'm good.

Let's go.

- I feel that, a lot
of times, I'm a convenience.

Oh, you know, I'm doing
one thing and another.

And I'm good at business
and I'm good at home.

So everybody's keeping me
around because I'm convenient.

But I have a choice
not to be in it.

You know what I mean?

- Galyna, I
think the same thing.

I kind of think they use you.

- I'm a convenience.

- Oh, man.

That breeze is just right.

JAKE: What up?

Me and Steve are heading
back to the house.

- Um,
and Kylee, thanks.

I'm here.

JAKE: There's
also Steve's girlfriend.

TEGAN [ON PHONE]:
Hi, Steve's girlfriend.

- I'm not
even his girlfriend.

I'm a partner, whatever it is.

But I'm never a girlfriend.

- Which is not right.

I don't know why you
put up with that.

- Tegan.

Hey, what up, sexy?

Oh, did I say that out loud?

[OFF] TEGAN [ON
PHONE]: See, that's

why I didn't want to FaceTime.

- Honestly,
he's traumatizing his son.

- All right,
there you go, brother.

CAB DRIVER:
Thank you so much.

- Appreciate it.

Be safe tonight.

There it is.

You can't buy that sh*t.

Life is too short
not to have fun.

I hope Jake ordered food
because I need f*cking food.

CAILYN: What is
this, sausage, pepperoni?

- Sausage, pepperoni.

- Are you
guys wanting olives?

I'll eat the olives.

- That's
a little weird.

-
That's a little weird.

KYLEE: You guys are weird.

STEVEN JR.: Judging
you hard for that.

STEVE: Tell him that.

STEVEN JR.: All
right, to the rooftop.

- Hell yeah.
[ON] STEVEN JR.: Come on, Cole.

Let's go, Cole.

[SINGING] Fight.

- First
contenders, get in here.

All right, boots
off, chains off.

- What's
the f*cking beef?

- What's happening?

- They're
going to wrestle.

In my left hand,
I have Cole McBee.

No nut taps.

- You know where I
think we should go with this?

- Where?

- Why is
this guy thinking--

You've been so good, at that.

I don't want to do this.

- You can imagine
four boys growing up

in a single household,
fighting, screaming,

punching, yelling, wrestling.

It was utter chaos.

So, of course, we're a
bunch of drunk 20-year-olds

on a rooftop.

And what else is there
to do except wrestle

it out with the boys?

- Don't
make me do this.

- Stop.

- OK, guys.

- Get his legs.

- f*cking
knock it off now.

We're done.

That's done.

We're done.

f*cking knock it off.

Now.

f*cking sounds like you're
coming through the ceiling.

I'm not f*cking around.

We're done.

Now.

Done now.

COLE: Clear the f*ck out.

- Hey!

You hear me?

You're f*cking done.

Or I'm gonna f*cking--

Don't do it again.

KYLEE: You guys just
got in trouble like you

were like three years old.

- "Stop.

We're done."

KYLEE: I've never
seen him react that way.

- It is 9:45.

- You good?

- Oh, boy.

sh*t went down last night.

[laughter]

Jake and I were wrestling.

- Oh,
yeah, I forgot it.

It sounded like--

-
You yelled at us.

- --you was fighting.

STEVEN JR.: No,
we were messing around.

- We were
joking around.

- I was dead asleep.

And I literally--

- I had
Jesse in a chokehold.

Jake had Steven in a chokehold.

- I thought you guys
are coming through the roof.

I thought I something
was happening.

- No,
we were messing around.

- I just fell asleep.

When all of a sudden
my light fixtures go--

- My dad,
I think he thought

that we were actually
fighting or that we

were fighting somebody else.

All I remember was
is looking over

and it's like some
dad's Hanes commercial

with him in his
boxers just yelling.

- f*cking
knock it off now.

We're done.

We're done.

f*cking knock it off.

- He's pretty
scary sometimes.

- Had
a good time, man.

- Good weekend.

- All
right, are we ready?

Shall we head?

KURT: Let's do it.

- I just want
to get home because I

am hung over and tired.

I'm ready to be home.

[SINGING] I'm such
fan but you can't

take the country out of a man.

But the skies are blue.

That was fun, dude.

- That
was a lot of fun.

I'm not going to lie.

- Dude,
there was so much

that went down this weekend.

- Crisis after
crisis, typical of our life.

And then, to top it
all off, Dad brings

another girl back to the house.

- I like
the camo pants.

-
And why Galyna wants

to try and fight that or change
that, I don't understand.

- Like, I
don't understand why

she didn't want that headache.

Like, why would she even
want to do that to herself?

- I
don't know why she'd

want to do that to herself.

- He ain't
that good looking.

- No.

[vocalizing]

- Hey, buddy.

Oh, hush.

What's up, girl?

What's up?

- What's up?

Aren't you so happy
I'm doing the laundry?

Guess what else?

I cleaned our room.

I took the trash out.

- Awesome.

ALLI: All right, grumpy.

JESSE: Me?

- Yeah.

JESSE: No, I'm
tired, just tired.

- Yeah, me too.

- I bet you are.

Looks like you guys
had a fun night.

- I am
slightly nervous.

Maybe the stripper could
have been a step too far.

But at the same
time, it's only fair

when his idea of a business
trip is going to parties

and drink and hang out
with a bunch of women.

You seem upset.

- I ain't mad.

I'm not mad.

Do you have any
leftovers or anything?

- Not at all.

Sorry.

- It's OK.

You were probably too
busy, distracted by your

male stripper, to cook dinner.

It was out of character
for her, to say the least.

But this is one of
the very few times

that I may actually
admit that Alli is right.

I think she's getting
a little frustrated

with me, with how much we go
out of town and everything

that we do.

You ready for bed?
Huh?

Come here.

CALAH: I heard
Nashville was a good time.

STEVEN JR.:
It was all right.

CALAH: We know
how Nashville goes.

STEVEN JR.: Oh, my.

- Well, I
brought my facial stuff

if you want a facial.

I have my whole kit.
[OFF] STEVEN JR.: Oh, my.

- Do you
really want me to?

I'm so excited right now.

You know I love doing this.

OK.

You actually have
a really good skin.

STEVEN JR.: Thank you.

- You look so cute.

- I look
like Roger Federer.

Thank you.
[ON] CALAH: Did you miss me?

- Mhm, I did.
[ON] CALAH: Did you?

- Mhm.

Don't touch my facemask.

Now that I'm back from Nashville
and seeing the sh*t show that

is my dad's relationships, that
is not the life I want to live.

That's not how I
want my days to be.

Are you glad you came up here?

- I guess we'll see.

- But I know
she needs to feel a lot more

secure in our relationship.

I need to really let
her know that I'm

committed to making this work.

And there aren't any games
being played with me.

[country music]

[SINGING] Family tradition.

Hard living.

Family tradition.

What's up, boys?

- What's up?

STEVEN JR.: Checking
out fish y'all, 2 to 1.

- There's
fish in here, right?

- Yeah, there is.

I'm going to catch
the first one.

- You
already see some?

-
Oh, look at that.

- You did catch one.

[laughs]

- I told you
I'd catch the first one.

- I don't know
if that counts, really.

- sh*t, that
was a hell of a weekend.

Nashville never disappoints.

I think, any other given night
in a different situation,

I would not have stayed
at the bar with y'all.

They were wild.

- Oh, my
god, they're twins, bro.

If you were single and those
twins were messing with y'all--

JESSE: Yes.

- I
don't even need to ask--

- Yes.

STEVEN JR.: Y'all
would be home with them both?

- Yep.

Any situation where there's
temptation is difficult.

So my dad always wanted
to go out to the bars

and be in those types of scenes.

It's hard on us.

Quit that.

You're scaring
away all the fish.

COLE: They probably
say the same thing about you.

- You're
probably right actually.

If I get to the
point where I'm going

to be married and
start a family,

there's really a priority list.

And partying and going
on these boys trips

wouldn't be high up on that.

- You got more
willpower than I thought.

- You've
definitely changed.

JESSE: I'm an oak.

- Maybe
like a younger oak.

- A young oak.

I bend, but I don't break.

They say they're from Iowa.

But to me, that's Arkansas.

- Didn't you
date a girl from Arkansas?

- I was about to say.

STEVEN JR.: I did
date a girl from Arkansas.

She actually just got married.

Good for her.

Speaking of getting
married, Jesse--

- I knew that was--
[OFF] STEVEN JR.: This weekend--

- I knew that was
gonna get turned around on me.

STEVEN JR.:
--give you any insight

into what you're thinking?

- Oh, boy.

-
There's another one.

So are you thinking about
proposing to Alli, Jess?

- Well, I
was for a bit there.

I don't know after that video.

[laughs]

-
Do you get jealous?

- I would say
it did make me jealous.

Do you have any
leftovers or anything?

- Not at all.

Sorry.
[ON] JESSE: It's OK.

You were probably distracted
by your male stripper

to cook dinner.

Going out there and
seeing what we see,

you kind of realize
how good she is and--

STEVEN JR.:
Well, one night--

- --how
lucky I have it

- --in
Nasville at the Nashville bars

makes you realize, yeah,
even though they look good,

there's no way I'd
ever marry that one.

- Pretty much.

I don't know if I'm
bringing them home to mama.

-
No, I would say not.

I know one thing you'll never
have to worry about with Alli.

She doesn't have a twin.

[laughs]

I do know after going
down to Nashville,

there's no doubt about it.

We are definitely
our father's sons.

You were just up there drinking
having the time of your life.

- You gotta
take your shirt off.

- Oh, boy,
sh*t went down last night.

But in saying that, I think
we do have a little bit

of difference in the way
that we treat relationships

and what we're looking
for in life, at least.

JESSE: Yeah.

-
Because I do know

I could not do that non-stop.

There's no way.

- I don't
have it in me.

-
I think dad just

has a different mindset on it.

Like, he does not
look at relationships

like he wants to
be in one long-term

in an exclusive,
committed relationship.

- Every
red flag is there.

Like, if I try to call you
at 4:00 or 5:00 at night,

she don't let you
take a phone call.

- But
at the end of the day,

we're different people than dad.

We are not him.

And our relationships
don't have to follow

the same path that his did.

Oh, that's a good one.

Oh.

- That is a good one.

What?

- Oh, it looked
way bigger in the water.

- I've
heard that before.

[laughter]

- All right,
we ain't going to catch

nothing worth cooking up.

- Yeah, I'm done.

[SINGING] Baby, I
could tell that you

were looking for some country.

How's about a little
bit of moving, baby?

STEVE: Where
is the tenderizer?

- It
should be in here.

How was your weekend?

STEVE: Just kind of chill.

GALYNA: Chill?
[ON] STEVE: Normal, you know.

GALYNA: Really?

- There it is.

You can't buy that sh*t.

Life is too short
not to have fun.

Pretty chill.

- All of
the guys, low key,

with all your handsomeness?

STEVE: Whatever.

GALYNA: Well, we had
a little bit more wild night

than you, I guess.

- I heard.

I know.

[excited screams]

I can't believe you
took Greg's wife.

[laughs]

[excited screams]

That was a risqué move.

I mean, you know, it's not
really that big a deal,

if you think about it.
It's just like--

- It's really not.

- --a $105 million
loan riding on it, no big deal.

- But,
honestly, like, a guy

stripper is not a big deal.

I don't know why people think
that it's even a big deal.

It's just an entertainment.

Tell me more about your weekend.

- We were just
chill at Whiskey Row.

I mean, I think my tab was
like, $3,000, so not too bad.

- $3,000?

- Yeah.

I don't even know the right word
to describe what she has inside

of her makes her so good
at business and so f*cking

hard to deal with on a
personal relationship.

GALYNA: How many
girls did you have?

- I really
wasn't counting.

I want my space.

You are smothering me.

[country rock music]

STEVEN JR.:
Hey, Chef Wendy.

CHEF WENDY:
Hey, how's it going?

- Good,
how are you doing?

CHEF WENDY: Oh,
just fine, thanks.

STEVEN JR.: Chef Wendy,
what are we cooking up tonight?

- We got some
salmon cakes for an appetizer.

- OK.

-
Then we're going

to do a little house salad.

Then we've got some beef
tenderloin medallions

with some mushrooms and a brandy
cream sauce, au gratin potatoes.

- I like it.
[OFF] CHEF WENDY: Yeah?

- I like the--

CHEF WENDY:
And then we got--

-
Tenderloin medallions,

is that just small steaks?

-
Yeah, basically, yeah.

- Any
idea what these are for?

I would assume
these went in these.

But--

- I cook.

I don't decorate.

- --that
does not look right to me.

So I'm going to guess--
[ON] CHEF WENDY: It's pretty.

-
--that it's not.

[laughter]

TESSA [ON PHONE]:
Hello, pretty boy.

- Hey, Ms.
Tessa, how are you doing?

[OFF] TESSA [ON
PHONE]: Wonderful.

- Hey, I was going to
come hook up to this box blade

down on this lower pad
at the industrial park.

You don't happen to be
anywhere close to here

where you can come
refuel me, are you?

TESSA [ON PHONE]: Yeah,
honey, I am just getting

ready to come in there now.

- OK, that'll work.

[OFF] TESSA [ON
PHONE]: All right.

- Thanks
so much, Tess.

[country rock music]

That's first class service
just pulling up right to me.

- I got you.

[laughs]

- She's about
at a half t*nk still.

Shouldn't take too long.

- Oh,
it's a half t*nk?

- Yeah.

- You got
to baby it to the top.

Or it'll just spew out.

Look, it's going to bubble.

- I
usually make a mess.

- There you go.

That'll be $50.

[laughs]

- You know what?

I think I left my
wallet in my truck.

I'll have to get you next time.

- So what you
been up to this week?

- Alli's
back in school.

So she's kind of bouncing
back and forth between school.

- Exciting.

- So, yeah,
we got that new house

almost finished up, finally.

- It looks good.
[ON] JESSE: Yeah.

Two more bedrooms for--

- For Alli to
have all her children.

She's a good girl.

You got a good one.

And it's like finding a diamond.

- When are you going
to ask her the age-old-question

by this time?

[laughs]

- I think it's time.

- She's a fine girl.
I mean-- of course, you know--

- I know,
everybody's been waiting.

- --tease you.

Jesse proposing to Alli is going
to be the greatest thing ever.

We have waited so
long in anticipation.

- Speaking of the
new house and new beginnings,

I honestly thought it
would be a great idea

to do it there just because
it's kind of like our next step.

- I think it's
quite romantic, Jesse boy.

- I don't know if
I would, you know, say that.

But, you know, I'm not
that super romantic.

- What is this?

- I don't
have that in me.

- You know
where my husband asked me?

He pulled over on the dirt road.

And he pulls out this ring.

He said, I'd just like to know
if you want to be my wife.

- See?

- See.

- It don't have
to be special or anything.

- No.

- Now just
whether she says yes or not.

- Are you kidding me?

Whether she says yes or not?

- You never know.

[rock music]

[phone ringing]

- Hello.
[OFF] CALAH [ON PHONE]: Hello.

- What do
you want to do for dinner?

[OFF] CALAH [ON
PHONE]: I thought you

were going to plan something.

- Since
we're down here on the plaza

and it's a nice night, you want
to go out to the sports bar,

and I don't know, grab
a burger and some fries?

CALAH [ON PHONE]: Ooh,
yeah, that sounds great.

I'm like 10 minutes away.

- I'll be
ready when you get here.

Is the heart of
candles overdoing it?

CHEF WENDY: No, I
think that it's lovely.

- All right,
I'm going to go change.

I'll be back.

CHEF WENDY: Looks good.

- All
right, thank you.

Calah and I have really come
a long way, especially lately.

She is someone that I really
enjoy spending time with,

someone that I can tell
all of the struggles

and stresses that I
deal with in life.

She's been pushing hard
for a big commitment.

And I think I'm going
to do something special

and make this right with her.

- Knock, knock.

Oh-- oh!

Knock, knock.
[ON] STEVEN JR.: Hey, hey.

- Oh-- oh!

[rocco barking]

Rocco's excited.

- Babe.

Hi.

Let me-- come here.

You're so excited.

Babe, why are you
dressed so nice?

-
Instead of a sports bar,

I was thinking we
should have a night in.

- Babe.

-
This is Chef Wendy.

She's going to be--
[ON] CHEF WENDY: Hi.

-
--cooking for us tonight.

- Hi, I'm Calah.

Did your mom help you do this?

-
No, she did not.

- Don't lie.

- I
swear, she did not.

This was all me.

CALAH: What's
the special occasion?

STEVEN JR.: I feel like
you deserve a special night.

- What do you--
[ON] STEVEN JR.: No?

- --want?

[laughs]

- It's only
fair to her to do something

that she's been
asking for a while.

And at the end of the day, it's
something that I definitely

owe to her for all
that she's given to me

and how she's been treating
me and how good things

have been between us.

You wanna go out to the patio?
[ON] CALAH: Yeah.

- OK.
[ON] CALAH: Look at you.

- I know it.

- I didn't
know you had it in you.

-
Every now and then.

- I didn't know
that you had a collared shirt.

- It
was way in the back.

I don't know the last time
I've had this thing on.

Why are you bringing out a shoe?

It's always your shoe too.

He will not chew on mine.

Cheers.

- To what?

- Cheers to--

- Don't
do your hooker one.

[laughs]
[ON] STEVEN JR.: That's not--

- That's the only
cheers I've ever heard you

do is, like, about a hooker.

- No.

That's more for, like, a
trashy bar like up in Gallatin.

And Cole has to be there.

- OK.

- This is
something a little more classy.

And I feel like--

I feel like our relationship
has been up in the air

as far as what we are.

And so I thought tonight
would just be a good night

to make things official.

- Like,
what do you mean?

-
Like, let people

know that we're back
together and not

leave the world wondering.

So I want to get a good photo
and just let the world know.

- And what, post it?

- Mhm.

Yeah.

- I'll believe
it when I see it.

- Well,
I'm going to do it.

Let's get a photo.

- OK.
[ON] STEVEN JR.: Come here.

- Like a selfie?

-
Cheers to that first.

Yeah.
Do you want a selfie?

Or you want Chef
Wendy to take a photo?

- Ooh, yeah.

- Yeah, let's
have Chef Wendy take a photo

of maybe all four of us?

Chef Wendy?
[ON] CHEF WENDY: Yes.

CALAH: Babe.

STEVEN JR.: Would you
mind taking a photo of all of--

- No.
[OFF] STEVEN JR.: --us out here.

-
--of course not.

STEVEN JR.:
All right, thank you.

- Of course.

- I love how both
the dogs are in it too.

CHEF WENDY: I know.

They're so perfect,
so well-behaved.

CALAH: Well-behaved
little angels.

- Perfect.

-
It might've been--

-
Thank you so much.

- No, that's perfect.
[ON] STEVEN JR.: Thank you.

- Oh.

Oh.

- I love it.

- Look at that.

Really doing it right now?
[ON] STEVEN JR.: Mhm.

- Why right now?

Oh, do you want me to wait
until you can edit it?

- Shut up.

It'll be really fast, I swear.

Watch and learn.

- Wait, you
can really do that to photos?

- Babe, stop.

- Can
you send me that app?

- You're gonna start--

no, you're going
to start facetuning

your deer to be bigger.

-
I absolutely will.

Posting it.

- I'm nervous.

Are you gonna tag me?

- Yes, ma'am.

Look at that.
[OFF] CALAH: We're official.

STEVEN JR.: It's official.

CALAH: Oh, my god.

STEVEN JR.: Mhm.

CALAH: Thanks, babe.
[OFF] STEVEN JR.: Absolutely.

- That
means a lot to me.

- Good.

- And I
hope you know it's

not just posting a picture.

Like, to me, it means
more, like you're actually

committed to our relationship.

You're not looking
for something else.

- I know it.

I'm glad to do it.

- It means a lot.

Steven's Instagram feed, he
looks like a single bachelor.

And the last thing anybody
has heard from us was that we

broke up more than a year ago.

Oh, it smells so good.

- Mhm.
Where do you want to sit?

You want to sit in
front of the heart?

We are that couple that sits
by each other in a booth.

- I love that.

I want to be that couple.

[laughs]

I feel like I need
to check Instagram.

- Do it.

- Oh.

- Oh.



It's been five minutes.

- Wait, Kacie
commented, "Instagram official.

Calah, you're stuck now."

- Oh, my.

- Kacie
just texted me.

"I need lessons
on how to get Cole

to post me on his Instagram."

[laughs]

- We
started a wave of it.

- Oh, no.

[phone ringing]

- Oh.

Oh, it's Tessa.

Hey, Tessa.

TESSA [ON PHONE]: Steven?

- Yes, Tessa?

TESSA [ON PHONE]:
Did you propose to Calah?

- OK, I
did not propose to Calah.

I would not propose without
telling you, Tessa, I promise.

[OFF] TESSA [ON
PHONE]: [laughs] OK.

- Nope, it
was one photo on Instagram.

Tell the town of Gallatin
that we are not engaged.

I'd love to be married someday.

But for now, I think
it's only fair to her

to really let her know
that I'm committed to this.

I'm committed to
making this work.

And there aren't any games
being played with me.

TESSA [ON PHONE]: Well,
I don't want to bother you but,

you know, inquiring minds.

-
All right, Tess,

well, you have a good evening.

I'm sure I'll see you tomorrow.

TESSA [ON PHONE]:
All right, honey,

we'll talk to you guys later.
[ON] STEVEN JR.: All right.

CALAH: All right.
[ON] STEVEN JR.: Bye.

- Bye.

What scares me is Alli's
been with Jesse for 12 years.

Kacie's been with
Cole for five years.

Like, I would never personally
be able to wait that long.

It's already been two
with Steven and I.

And I'm like, let's get this
ball rolling, or let's cut it.

Like, I don't have
forever to wait.

[SINGING] That's the kind of
trouble I want to get into.

- Word
spreads fast in a small town.

[SINGING] Kind of trouble.

- These boys are not
keeping up with their promises.

- No.
[ON] KACIE: No.

- That's
why you have to hound

their ass until they do.

Have you ever considered
giving him an ultimatum?

- Put a ring on it
before I move into this house.

- Or what?

- At 22 I was
running my own company making

every decision for everybody.

- I want the
ranch to do better.

And I want to be the reason
that it's doing better.

- Steve has
three different girlfriends

right now that we know of.

Ew, Steve.

- You view my
dad as your perfect person.

He is who he is.

I don't know if you're ever
gonna be able to change that.

- He's not sure
about the full commitment.

- I
mean, she's so hell bent

on being in a relationship.

- None
of you guys are happy.

So, like, why?

- What the
f*ck are you doing here?
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