05x16 - I'm Done With You

[bunniefuu]

[Kristin] Previously on"The Hills..."

Spencer wasn't ready to start a family.

I'm gonna get my tubes tied, like, tomorrow.

[Kristin] But Heidi thought he just needed some convincing.

- I don't ever wanna have kids. - Yes, you do.

You just don't know it yet.

[Kristin] Brody and Jayde seemed like they might be done for good.

[Brody] 'Alright, Jayde, you know what?'

I'm glad that's how you really * * * feel.

I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. That's it.

[Kristin] And it was time for me to finally

make a decision about Justin.

Put it this way, were you happier

when I wasn't here, or were you happier when I showed up?

I was happier when you showed up.

[Kristin] But something was about to happen

to make that decision a lot easier.

What happened with you and Jayde?

We've been fighting a lot and...

So you guys are broken up or you're on a break

or what's going on?

We call it a break.

What does "A break" mean, though?

- It's like... - 'I still love the girl.'

I just don't wanna fight anymore.

What do you think I should do?

I don't know.

You're a lot more fun when she's not around.

We used to have a lot of fun. Remember the good old times?

[Brody] 'Of course I do.'

'What do you think would happen if we were to date now?'

I know it'd probably be a lot different.

[Brody] 'We're older now. It may have just worked out.'

You never know. You never know what can happen.

'Well, how long is it gonna be before you divorce'

'little Justin Bobby?'

[laughing] Oh, gosh. Shut up.

♪ And everybody loves you ♪

♪ And everybody wants you ♪

♪ And everybody wishes they ♪

♪ Could walk inside your heart ♪

♪ And everybody loves you ♪♪

- Here you go. - Wow!

This married life's starting to pay off.

You know, I'm getting delivery service.

It's my favorite time of year.

'You know, we just had your birthday.'

Oh, are you hinting

that your birthday is uh, coming up, so that's--

Yes, my birthday's coming up!

Look at that. I don't know what to buy you.

- What kind of gift do you want? - I don't know.

Maybe like a party or something would be fun.

So little Miss Wife that didn't wanna have this house

because it was too much of a p*rn pad--

You love parties. You got the party house.

Now, please give me a birthday party.

This is, uh, not a party house.

This is a beautiful, picturesque--

No, this is the party house.

That's a party railings so the drunk people

don't fall over.

We have the party front yard.

Throwin' a party is a lot of work.

♪ I don't care ♪♪

'Cause it's my party.

- I know that, wife. - Okay, husband.

♪ Save yourself from an other yesterday ♪

♪ Don't forget that I left you thirsty ♪

♪ Live everyday like it's your birthday ♪♪

[sighs] Laundry.

- I'll help you fold. - Thank you. I just got this.

I am just such a sucker for blue and white stripes.

- I just, I love them! - 'I know, it's cute.'

I got it from this little vintage store.

Yeah. Um, did you hear that Brody and Jayde are on a break?

Brody's never gonna get lucky with another playmate.

Hello!

'So I got an invite from Heidi'

for her birthday party.

- It's coming up. - Mm-hmm.

- Did you get one? - I did.

- Are you going? - 'No. I can't make it.'

- Are you gonna go? - Um, I was thinking about it.

- That's cute, by the way. - 'Isn't it?'

It's Whitley Kros. I got it shortened, though.

Yeah, like a little mini.

Yeah, it's cute.

I wonder if Kristin's gonna be there.

I'm assuming she will be.

You've cleared everything up with Justin, right?

You've, like, talked to him about it?

I just kind of got sick of it being

so awkward and, like, weird.

What are you gonna do if she's there?

I don't know. I'm going there for Heidi.

I'm not going there for her

so I'll just go and, like, whatever happens, happens.

♪ I just wanna feel good ♪

[instrumental music]

♪ Look at all ♪

♪ Look around ♪♪

- How are you? - How you doin'?

Good. Your hair looks good.

- Thanks. You look good. - This is a cool spot.

- It's cute, right? - Yeah, I like this.

Can I grab you a glass of wine, hon?

I'll have a glass of Pinot Grigio, please, yeah.

So when's Heidi and Spencer's--

- Their little party? - Yeah.

Um, this weekend.

- I'm gonna go. - 'You're gonna go?'

- 'Are you gonna go?' - I don't know.

'There are certain people you really don't wanna see.'

You know what I mean? You'd rather just skip it.

- Like who? - Like Audrina.

Yeah, I mean, I'm friends with Heidi

and Spencer and everything--

Absolutely. I understand.

Audrina's not the first person I wanna go see.

And I understand that part.

But I just have a feeling she'll end up, you know

she'll end up going and I don't

I don't wanna run into that.

I don't want that feeling.

Well, that's too bad. I mean, I think it's gonna be fun.

Well, you know what, with me not talking to her

and hanging out with her, I wouldn't doubt

if she maybe befriends you.

Listen, I'm not an idiot.

What if you knew Audrina like I knew Brody?

Then this never would have happened.

See? So what happens if you and Audrina...

If Audrina and I become friends?

I don't know. Should I be worried about something?

- 'Why would that be an issue?' - No, not at all.

I want her to tell you everything.

Why? Is there something you're not telling me?

Not at all.

- Are you sure? - I'm positive.

I want her to tell you everything.

- Alright. - Everything.

So what?

I'll be honest with you, always, if you're honest with me.

I mean, that's all I ask for.

Okay.

♪ Out of your mouth oh oh ♪

♪ I can't trust anything that comes out of your mouth ♪♪

♪ Trouble ♪♪ Trouble ♪

♪ Lookin' like my best friend ♪

♪ Making it easy ♪

♪ I'm gonna let you in ♪♪

Wow, Spence, you're really helping me so far.

Yeah.

I can't even believe you're not getting off your butt.

And now I have to set up for my own birthday party.

Maybe it was the cups that wore you out, carrying all those.

Maybe it's you that wears me out.

Oh, I do, baby.

So did you talk to Brody?

Who's coming of your friends?

Yes, Brody is coming with, uh, Kristin.

So then him and Jayde must be officially over.

Well, I mean, they're on a break.

But they're not broken up.

'There's a difference between being on a break'

and being broken up, you should know that.

Oh, I have experienced all that.

Do you think Audrina's gonna flake out?

I think she'll come. Why don't you think she'd come?

You think she wants to see Kristin--

I think that tonight is a good night for Audrina and Kristin

to put everything behind them 'cause I think they just

got started off on the wrong foot, you know.

And I think, um, the exact

opposite is likely to happen.

So what'd you get me for my birthday?

- Uh... - Lots of diamonds?

No, something much more sentimental.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

It better be amazing to make up for me

'doing my own birthday party.'

I gotta get dressed and you need to go get

the rest of the stuff for the party.

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ We're gonna do it alright ♪

♪ Working every single day ♪

♪ At a time ♪

♪ There's no stopping us now ♪

♪ We're gonna turn out the lights ♪

♪ Got to be taking ♪

♪ Over the world tonight ♪♪

I haven't seen Heidi and Spencer

or anyone since the London, really.

Oh, so you haven't seen their new place?

- I haven't seen it. - It's really nice.

So, I wonder who else is gonna be there.

I think it's just, like, really small.

So I think they're, like

trying to have, like, an adult birthday party.

- That's good. - Kristin's going.

- Kristin. - You're cool?

I mean, after meeting with Justin, I just feel like--

Wait. What?

Yeah. I met with him.

And what did he have to say for himself?

He said they're not really dating.

That's crazy.

He was just talking about how him and Kristin, like...

It's really weird for him having her on the back of his bike.

- 'Oh, my God.' - Because that's like, my spot.

Really? Are you gonna tell Kristin that, like...

Well, maybe she needs to know.

Ay.

♪ There's no stopping us now ♪

♪ We're gonna turn it around ♪

♪ Get down ♪♪ Get down ♪

♪ Get down ♪♪ Get down ♪♪

[Heidi] 'I know, I've been doing all my own stuff.'

- Heidi! Hi! - Hi, Bunney!

- Hi, you. - How are you?

Thank you for coming for my birthday.

- I miss you so much. - 'Of course.'

- 'This is awesome.' - Who's coming?

Kristin's coming.

I haven't seen Kristin since senior year of high school.

Okay, perfect. She's amazing.

- The same as always. - Okay, good.

- Hi. - Hey!

- Queen Kristin, hello. - How are you?

- 'Kristin!' - Oh, my God.

Jen freakin' Bunney.

How have you been?

Good, how have you been?

Hair, you look really pretty.

Ooh! Alright, here we go.

To my beautiful wife and amazing friends. I love you.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

I do have your birthday present.

I hope it's diamonds.

'I know how you wanna get pregnant'

so I got your babies over there.

I adopted them.

I'm a little nervous to see this present.

Here come the only babies this husband

is ever gonna provide you.

[Heidi] 'Look at this!'

[all cheering]

Where's your brother?

Hi! Aww!

There's two of 'em.

Oh, my babies!

I think this is the only babies I need.

You don't wanna have babies, Pratt?

- No. - 'Why not?'

Are you afraid they're gonna grow up like you?

That's what I tell her.

I say, "You want little versions of me?"

- I don't think so. - 'I'm so excited.'

[Heidi] 'Everybody's here.'

- Audrina's coming. - Audrina is?

Are you gonna beef out?

I'm... I mean, no. I don't...

I honestly don't have a problem with her.

This is so cute.

Yeah, Brody's here, great.

Is that his car?

Yeah, and then there's Kristin's car too.

[Heidi] 'I was just telling Bunney about you and Justin.'

You guys seriously official?

Uh...

- 'Hello.' - Hi!

- We missed you. - Thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

You guys brought me flowers!

- 'Happy birthday.' - 'Thank you.'

Hey, Spencer, Gilbert. Have you met Kristin?

I haven't see you in a very long time.

Yeah, I met Kristin several times.

You could really cut somebody with that.

- I really could. - I need to borrow this.

If you're gonna k*ll one of the boys with this it can't be used.

No, it's not on the boys. I love the boys.

Alright, cool.

[indistinct screaming]

I have not been out or hung out with you guys in so long.

- How have you been? - I'm good.

- What have you been up to? - 'Nothing.'

Me and my lady are kinda on the ropes right now.

I haven't heard that before.

It's been crazy and then

Kristin and I were hanging out a little bit.

That's the whole weird thing that's going on right now.

Kristin might get mad that you're talking to me right now.

Well, are you even talking to her? What's the deal?

- 'She said anything to you?' - No.

I just, I don't really know Kristin very well.

But from what I do know of her

it seems like she's not the relationship type.

I mean, she kind of, like

dates guys and then moves on

to someone else, like that.

She'll try to get you back and date you

to hurt Jayde and then she'll move on

to someone else, you know?

It'll just kind of be like, "Alright, I left my girlfriend

"who I loved for someone who's

"just kind of having fun with me and just, like

moved on to the next."

[indistinct chatter]

How was your talk with Audrina?

It went good. It was...

I haven't talked to her in a long time.

I feel like I should talk to her.

You'll try to go punch her in the face?

Yeah, I'm really gonna go try to punch her in the face.

Not at all.

I feel like she might hate me

but I feel like we should probably clear things up.

Well, you should go talk to her.

[Kristin] 'Hey, Audrina.'

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Yeah.

I just feel like there's no reason for you and I

to be on either end of the room ignoring each other.

I mean, we obviously have the same friends.

I don't wanna be at a party and have to

stare at you across the room and--

I've seriously moved beyond that. It's just over.

I mean, honestly, like, my whole thing was

I really wanted to sit down with you and hash everything out.

And when you blew me off, then I was like

"You know what? Screw it. I don't owe you anything."

I don't know you, so why should I sit down and talk to you?

Exactly why I shouldn't stay away

from Justin, because we weren't friends. I mean, listen, I...

I feel like there's not much more to talk about.

The whole thing with Justin, like, I did care about him

for four or five years until I just wanted to distance myself.

And, like, that's why I wanted to sit down with you

and-and talk to you, because when I talk to him, it's like

"Audrina and I were, first of all, never together"

which I'm sure that's hard for you to hear as a woman.

It's like, how could you let him do that to you?

I have to tell you, I did meet with him

for drinks the other night and--

What did he say? Did he tell you that we've been hanging out?

He said, basically, you two were never together

and that he never got over me.

- Really? Okay, Audrina. - Yeah.

As far as Justin, just keep

your distance, I'll keep mine and that's it.

I could care less who you date who you're involved with.

I really could give two * * *.

* * * you, like, you know

I don't wanna be friends with you.

Like, I'm done with you.

See you around.

- 'Steph, let's go.' - Thanks for coming.

- I can't stay here. - It's okay. I understand.

I came for you. Happy birthday.

♪ It's my turn to say ♪

♪ I'm not listening ♪♪

♪ I don't fit the mold ♪

♪ I am real ♪

♪ Too colorful to conceal ♪

♪ Imperfect just a little perfect ♪

♪ Imperfect just a new perfect ♪

♪ New perfect ♪♪

- 'Kristin?' - Hello.

- 'Well, hello there.' - Oh, hi, there.

- What are you up to? - I'm making breakfast.

- Are you hungry? - Uh, yeah.

[Kristin] 'Do you want some yogurt and fruit?'

Sounds good. So, how was Heidi's party last night?

Um, well, it was good to see

Heidi and Spencer and I went with Brody.

- How was that? - It was fun.

- No Jayde? - No.

They're on their little break still.

- I can't believe that. - 'Right?'

Audrina came and it was just really awkward.

So I went up to her just to kind of be like

"Let's figure this out" and she told me that

she's been seeing Justin and they've been hanging out.

- Are you serious? - 'Yeah.'

It's like, "What the hell, Justin?

"If you're lying to me about seeing Audrina

what else are you lying about?"

I feel like everything he's ever said to me has been a lie.

I have no respect for him now.

- None. - You shouldn't.

You know what the funny thing is too?

Justin tried to get me not to go to Heidi's party.

And now it makes sense, because, "Oh, why, Justin?

"You don't wanna go, obviously so that I don't find out

that you and Audrina have been hanging out."

- Wow. - 'Yeah.'

And the way Audrina said

it was, like, all like, "Hah."

- She's such a bitch. - I mean, I'm done.

I-I've given him more chances than

'I've ever given any other guy.'

I'm gonna go meet up with him

for lunch today and end it today.

That's so dumb. Definitely strike three.

If she wants to go back to Justin, go ahead. Be my guest.

They deserve each other, honestly.

I'm sure it'll work out this time, Audrina.

- Good luck with that. - Oh, yeah.

It'll be different. He's obviously changed.

Kristin, take it easy on that banana.

I'm just a little angry.

♪ Still chasing memories ♪

♪ The way that it used to be ♪

♪ As you watch the setting sun ♪

♪ From the days when we were one ♪

♪ When I look back how we've changed ♪♪

- Hi, finally. - Hi.

Get here. Sit down.

Dude, it was crowded.

How long have you been here?

- Just a minute or two. - Okay.

Just been tweeting. No big deal.

Well, you should have went to the birthday party with us.

Why? Are you kidding me? That was a disaster.

How are you and Kristin? Oh, my God.

She came up to me and she's like, "Look, we need to talk."

- 'So you did talk to her?' - I did.

- So what'd she say? - She just...

She's just like, "Look..."

'Basically, like, no one stands her up'

and what I did' to her, like, basically gave her

like, the " * * * you. I'm gonna do what I want."

Yeah, then she contradicted herself and-and said

you know, "But I didn't do it, like, out of spite ."

Wait. That doesn't make sense.

But she's just like, you know, "If you would have went

to that lunch and told me you still liked him..."

Yeah, I just don't feel like she liked him.

I feel, like, she was just, like

"Oh, okay. Now, the game is on. Audrina stood me up."

She did it to get a rise out of her.

- I know. - That gives me the sads.

Then, I told her I met with Justin and that shut her up.

- Good. - So, that's it.

She can do what she wants and, like...

I just want no part of it.

Yeah, totes.

Totes my goats.

♪ Yeah that's what you get ♪

[pop song playing]

- Hello, hello. - Hi.

- Short notice, huh? - What?

- Short notice, huh? - 'I know, huh.'

So I heard that you're back with, uh, little Miss Audrina.

You hear that I'm back with her?

- 'Yeah, kind of.' - Really?

Word on the street is.

You got a lot of stuff thrown your way, huh?

Why don't you, why don't you ask the source if you, you know?

- 'Last night at the party--' - I heard.

- What did you hear? - Go ahead.

- I wanna hear it from you. - I ran into Audrina.

And how'd it go?

- Did you... - 'I wanna hear it.'

Did you talk to her afterwards?

I would rather hear it from you, you know?

Because you obviously know about it.

I don't know... Just go ahead.

We ended up getting in a huge fight

and she stormed out.

What's with you?

Look, okay, first of all...

Just take it down to...cruise?

[scoffs]

Well, what's going on with you and Audrina now?

Um, I...

She wanted to talk, I think.

I mean, we had, like, a beer

or something afterwards and--

[scoffs] And it all starts again.

- No, no, no, no. - The whole cycle.

No, I'm tired of that cycle.

I feel like I've been through it.

I don't need that in my life.

I want, you know...

I want smoother sailing

and I wanna be able to trust people.

And I think that's where me and you get into our little

foul plays, 'cause we don't trust.

And you have a batting average

of strikes and, and...

That's just a low blow.

I mean, I've tried very hard to go off of what I know from you

but when I see a pattern, then I move on.

What is your motive?

Your motive's to get a rise out of me?

Well, if anything, it, it pushes me away.

Mm-hmm. Alright, I'm done.

Really?

♪ Now it's over ♪

♪ I can't take the pain away ♪

♪ I'm cool without you ♪

♪ Feeling good tonight ♪

♪ I told you once ♪

♪ I told you twice ♪

♪ But you just don't get it ♪

♪ No you don't get it ♪

♪ I'll be cool without you ♪

♪ Feeling good tonight ♪

♪ I told you once ♪

♪ I told you twice ♪

♪ But you still don't get it ♪

♪ You don't get it ♪

♪ Don't get it ♪♪

[theme music]