06x02 - Rumor Has It

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Hills". Aired: May 31, 2006 – July 13, 2010.*
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06x02 - Rumor Has It

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- Previously on the hills...

Spencer warned heidi
not to go to colorado.

- You are so unbelievably naive,
it's sad.

- I mean, that's enough.

I don't want to
talk about this anymore.

- And when she got there,

It wasn't the warm welcome
she was hoping for.

- Are you telling me you don't
think I look good?

- I mean, how do I go
and say that,

Of course, I thought you were
more beautiful before?

- The g*ng invited me to miami.

- Wait, who's gonna go?
You, me, audrina?

- Kristin.

- Really?

- She's our friend.

- But with girls, getting along
is easier said than done.

- We were supposed to be here

Together--girls' weekend, get to

Know each other, hang out,
become closer.

- When I had a better time
than they did,

They all got super jealous.

- Do we keep waiting?
Do we go out?

- No, we've already been

Waiting, like,
an hour and a half.

- Then someone started talking
about me behind my back.

- Everybody's saying
that you're doing dr*gs.

- What's wrong with you?
- I'm fine.

Don't come here and att*ck me

And start talking [...] On me.

And somehow, all these rumors

Were about to follow me home.

[Doorbell buzzes]

- Hello?

- Hey, it's me.

- Hey, I'll buzz you in.

[Buzzer sounds]

- Audrina?

- I'm in the kitchen.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- How are you?

- I've been good.

After miami, just trying to

Catch up on my sleep
and get back into work mode.

- I hear ya.

- How have you been?

- Um, I don't know.

I'm thinking about maybe having

A little party.

- Oh.

- Just invite everyone and...

- Is it okay if I bring someone?

- Yeah. Who do you
want to bring?

- He's a singer.
He's a musician.

His name's ryan cabrera.

- Yeah, no, bring him.
Bring him.

That'll be fun.

- Are you gonna invite lo
and steph?

'Cause I know after all that...

- I don't know how much you know

About what's going on,

But there's been
some rumors

About me and miami
and how

I was partying and stuff.

- Believe me, I've heard.

- I just need to ask--do you

Know who started them or...?

- I have no idea.

All I know is that lo and steph

Thought maybe you're not going
out with us--

It may be that.

- Because I didn't go out with
you guys, I'm on dr*gs?

- I don't really know you,
kristin.

- That's a pretty intense thing
just to assume.

And now everyone in my life
is asking me about it.

Like, my parents
have heard about it.

Like, this has become
such an issue for me.

- Honestly, I don't know
who's done it.

I really don't know if lo
or stephanie have.

- It's like anytime
there's a problem,

It seems like stephanie's
involved.

I just--i need to talk to them.

I just need to get to the bottom
of it and end this.

[Powerful pop r&b]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my god,

Listen to what somebody
just sent me.

"Kristin cavallari
headed to rehab,

"Scary rapid weight loss.

Friend says cavallari
needs help."

- Oh, my god,
this is so embarrassing.

- "In miami, she was wasted
the entire time,

Partying all night
and well into the morning."

Oh, my god.

She is so [...]

I mean, I told her to her face

She was doing dr*gs in miami.

The thing was, though,
that after I said it,

She wasn't like,

"No, you're wrong.

No, that's not true."

What do you think?

I mean, does somebody

Who uses a lot recreationally
have a problem?

- Absolutely.

It's like you don't want to go
to a party without doing it.

You don't want to do anything
without doing it.

She's, like, in denial
that she was even caught.

She thinks someone
just sold her out.

First, you blame your friends.

- Yeah.

That's sad.

Well, her party should be
interesting.

- I mean, I'm excited to go
and see heidi, to be honest.

- Yeah, have you not seen heidi
or spencer?

- No, it's been months.

- Why does spencer ignore you?

He's your brother.

[Upbeat pop rock music]

- ♪ Hey you
can I get your attention? ♪

♪ I could be in rehab ♪

♪ Because you're so cool ♪

- Thank you, honey.

- Thank you, dear.

- I can't believe I haven't seen
anyone yet--

The girls, kristin, audrina,
anyone.

I'm so excited to go
to kristin's party

And show them my 3.0 body.

- 10.0.

- 10.0.
- Perfect 10.

- It's like they get to meet
a whole new girl.

- I'm kind of excited.

I just feel like I'm not used
to being around civilians.

- [Laughs]

Me either.

- Realistically, I truly don't

Know how I'm gonna be around
stephanie.

- Well, I think maybe
you should try

To make amends or reach out
to stephanie,

Because I've been going
through so much

Hard stuff, you know.

If one of us could have that
connection with our family,

I think it would be good.

- I mean, I haven't talked to
stephanie once since the dui.

She knows why,

'Cause that was the final straw.

- What are you gonna do
if your sister is there?

- Um, avoid her like a plague.

- ♪ You're gettin'
carried away ♪

♪ You're gettin' carried away ♪

- ♪ Sometimes I feel ♪

♪ Like you don't
understand me ♪

♪ That's when I get
carried away ♪

- ♪ You're gettin'
carried away ♪

- ♪ Boy, you know... ♪

- Oh, well, hey.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- How are you, babe?

- I'm good.
How are you?

How's work?

- [Sarcastically] so great.

What's up?
You look upset.

- [Scoffs]

- What?

- I just have a gut feeling

That stephanie is the one that
was spreading all those rumors.

- Stephanie?
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna make you a drink.
- All right.

- You need it.

- I know.
Ah!

- No one else--lo wouldn't say
anything about you.

Lo's too much of a chicken
to say anything about anybody.

- No kidding.
Thank you.

- It has to be stephanie.

Why would she do that?

- Because she's crazy,

Because she's
a pathological liar,

And she has nothing better
going on in her life.

- That stuff, though,
is unforgivable.

That's something that you just
do not say about someone.

- That's not a stupid rumor.

Like, you can't joke around
with stuff like that.

- No, I mean, if anybody--

She has no room
to talk at all.

- Oh, the girl drives me crazy.

I'll talk to her at my party.

- You're inviting her?

- I want to see her
face-to-face.

- You need to kick her ass.

That's how I feel.

[Electronic music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ When I say so
everybody say so ♪

♪ When I say go
everybody do something ♪

♪ Push him in
push him out ♪

♪ Push him in
push him out ♪

♪ Push him in
push him out ♪

♪ Push him in
push him out ♪

♪ When I say so
everybody say so ♪

♪ When I say go everybody
do something ♪

- What are you wearing
right now, frankie?

I thought we were just coming
here to sh**t around.

You look like you're playing
a tournament.

- Basketball court, man.

- Bro, look at you.

Are you kidding me?

[Grunts]

Oh, count it.

- Yo, dude, what are we
doing tonight?

- Kristin's having some little
shindig at her pad.

- You excited about seeing
audrina?

Are you gonna hit it tonight?

- I mean--[laughs]

Am I gonna hit it?

I'm excited to go to the party.

Now, if audrina's there, then
we'll--

I'll assess the situation
when I see it.

- But what if she brings
that new boyfriend of hers?

- Who--ryan?
- Ryan cabrera.

- He and I have had some issues
in the past.

- You should be like, "yo,
homes, stay away from my girl."

- I'll let it be known.

It's cool that they're,
you know, together and stuff,

'Cause they have a lot
in common.

They can borrow
each other's clothes.

- True. They can wear
the same jeans.

- Yeah. What about hair gel?

- Hair straighteners.

- That's very possible.

There we go, baby.

Get in there.

- Dude, I heard some rumors
about kristin in miami.

- Stephanie made up these stupid
rumors,

Because stephanie
is a crazy person.

I've said it once,
and I'll say it again.

Who is stephanie to say anything
about kristin,

When she's had a dui

And who knows what else?

So with her past drug addiction,

Maybe she's
mirroring herself.

Oh. Yes!

- Oh, that's the luckiest bounce
in the world!

Is heidi coming?

- Heidi, uh...

- And the twins?
- These twins?

- She's, like, transformed into
lady gaga.

- Damn, if she doesn't look
good, that sucks.

- After ten surgeries,
you better look good.

- She better look damn good.

Oh.

Look at that--get it back.

Oh, get it back and score on
you.

[Electronic rock music]

- ♪ Can I come back
and see you? ♪

♪ I want so bad to be you ♪

- Hi.
- I love your house.

- Thank you.
- It's so pretty.

- How'd you guys meet?

- You came over to my apartment
way back in the day.

- Yeah.
- And then you, like, wouldn't

Stop talking to me
and calling me.

- Okay, stop talking.
- Okay.

- Whoa.
- Hey.

- Hi.
- Oh, my best friend.

- What's up, man?
How are you, bro?

- Who wants a, uh, bellini?

Brody, you want a bellini?

- Why are we all situated

Around this
little party table?

- 'Cause this is the bar.
- What up, dude?

- Dude, how are you doing?

- Good. How are you?

- How are you doing?

- Good.

- I like this table.

I'm gonna make some bellinis
for the boys.

- Yeah.

- Yeah!

- Are you excited to show all
your...

- New assets?

- Associates the assets?

- Yes.

- [Gasps]
- hi.

- Hey, guys.

- Oh, my god.

- Oh, I love that dress.

- Heidi.

- What's up?

- I'm doing my, uh,
surgery hugs.

I'm fragile.

- Here you go.

This is your first crystal
for your house.

- Spencer, oh, my god.

Thank you.

- Put it this way--crystals have
calmed me down a lot.

- Look at your boobs.
- I know.

I'm trying to keep them in.

So please let me know
if they come out.

- How are you?

Are you still, like,
hurting at all?

- Yeah, he, like,
cut my back out here.

He cut my sides.

- Are you done?
You're done, right?

- Yeah. Well, I might want my
boobs bigger,

'Cause I want to be "h"s
for "heidi."

- "H"s?
- Yeah.

- Heidi.

- Damn.

- What is all this?

I'm very confused.

- I'm vibrationally tuned in,
player.

That's the bottom line.

- What's this one on the neck?

- So this is the key
to atlantis.

- You mean the underground city?

- No, it's just an idea.

It's a vision.

It's a future.

- Are you good?

- Dealing with a little bit

Of [...] Right now with, uh,
you know...

- What happened?

- All these rumors going around.

They're saying I'm gonna go
to rehab and all this stuff.

- But who's saying that?

- I'll tell you who I think
it is later, but--

- Why would someone do that
to you?

That's, like--that's dirty.

- Mm.

- Oh, my god, finally!

[Chuckles]

- But why not?

- Nothing.

- Your sister's over there.

- Would people stop referring
to her as my sister?

We have not seen
birth certificates.

We have not seen evidence.

- Are you gonna talk
to your brother?

- I don't know.

I thought it'd be easier to talk
to him since heidi's here,

But it's actually harder.

It's like going up against
two people,

When they're, no matter what,

On the same team.

- Hi.
I'm glad you guys came.

- We haven't seen you
since miami.

- I know.

Are you guys going around
telling people

A bunch of stuff
that didn't really happen?

- Like what?

- Like that I was crazy partying
and all this stuff.

- We didn't see you partying.

You ditched us.

- I've just heard that you've

Been saying a bunch of stuff
about me.

- Lo, do you have any...?

- No.

- Seriously, I know that

There's a stigma attached to,
like, anyone, like,

Who's done dr*gs before.

- What?
- So I would respect you

And not tell people
that you do that.

- Then why is everyone thinking
that I'm, like,

Out of control
and all this stuff?

- Ask the people
you were partying with.

- What are you talking about?

- If you're gonna blame all the
rumors on us right now--

- I don't believe you,
stephanie.

[Dance music]

♪ ♪

[Laughter]

♪ ♪

- She is looking pretty good.

She looking pretty good?

- She's looking pretty good.

- She's looking good.

- Hey.

Welcome.

Hey, how are you?

- Surgery hug.

- Mwah.

- Why didn't you say hi
to spencer?

You didn't say hi to spencer.

- I'm good on that.

- Thank you.

At least I didn't have to waste
one breath, you know?

- Yeah.

- Hey.

- Whoa. What up?

- What are you making?

- Kristin, the drug addict
alcoholic.

- Yeah.

[Ice rattles]

- Oh, carbonation.

- I talked to stephanie and lo
about miami.

[Ice rattles]

- What happened was
they got bitter

That you didn't go hang out
with them that night,

And you were
having more fun without them,

Doing your thing.

And so they just went

And made up some stupid story.

- Steph swears it wasn't them,

But who knows?

- I know...stephanie.

Anything that comes out
of that girl's mouth...

- Oh, trust me, I know.
I know.

- Anything.
What's she gonna say?

"Oh, you know what?

It was me."

I'm positive it was her.

- I can't believe kristin.

I just want to go.

- You need to talk to spencer.

It'll be like ripping off
a band-aid.

- I'm gonna leave,
but I didn't get to say hi.

How are you guys?

- Good. How are you?

- [Sarcastically] excellent.

How are you?

Wah, wah, wah, wah.

What are you crying about,
stephanie?

What the [...]
Are you crying about?

That's why you're not
in my life,

You crazy bitch,

'Cause you come to barbecues
and just start crying.

I was just enjoying myself
with my wife,

And I get crying sisters
in front of me?

- She just wanted to say hi.

- But that gets--crying away.

What the [...] Do I need
to do to you?

- Drama, huh?

- [Imitates crying] he just
ignored me at the party, mom!

- What just happened?

We're over here having
a little conversation,

Then all of a sudden,

They got people storming
out of here.

- [Crying] i, like, can't even
talk right now.

- I know it's your brother,

But he's off his rocker.

I don't know
what's wrong with him.

- Here I'm talking about
my little [...] Sister,

Who's not relevant to my life!

- ♪ I'm damaged ♪

♪ It's true ♪

♪ I'm desperate without you ♪

- ♪ And I see in color
in color ♪

♪ In the morning light ♪

- Last night was awful.

And your brother...

- I cannot help that
my brother's lost his mind.

Spencer's not nice to anyone.

- No love lost,
you know what I mean?

- Yeah.

So, kristin texted me.

She wants to meet.

- Why is she mad
in the first place?

None of us did anything wrong.

- Because she lives in, like,

This crazy land where, like,

We, like, spread rumors
about her

And are talking about her.

- There were a million people
in miami that weekend.

It was the super bowl.

Just because we were brave

Enough to say it to her face,
as a friend,

Doesn't mean that we're talking
about her.

I just don't know why
she's pointing the finger at you

Over anybody else.

- She only hears me.

- The thing with kristin,
though, is, like,

If you have a conversation
with her,

She gets over it.

You should just talk to her,

Put--put it to rest, you know?

- No, I think you're
totally right.

[Rock music]

- ♪ I thought we could stop
the whole world ♪

♪ We could walk all over you ♪

♪ Pushing you far down ♪

♪ This is the art
of destruction ♪

- [Exhaling sharply]

- You all right, bro?

Take a load off.

Have a seat, man.

Talk to me, bro.

I know last night sucked.

You had to deal
with a whole bunch of [...].

You need to just forget
about that for a minute today,

'Cause it's really
affecting you.

- You want to see--you want to
hold something powerful?

- I--sure.

- Hold that, right there.

- That is a seagull feather
from the pacific palisades.

This is bird flu status.

So bald eagle--what did they--

I mean, come on, man,
these are snake-oil salesmen.

- [Sighing] oh, my god.

- It's your life.
It's you and your wife.

It's you two against the world.
I get it.

- I never had females in my life
that were so crazy.

I try to go to a barbecue.

I'm just sitting there.

I got a sister crying
in my face, doing drama.

"He yelled at me!"

- Waterworks.

- "He screamed at me!

Look how he ignores me!"

When she popped out of my mom

And they tried to hand her
to me,

I went like this--"aah!"

- I-i'm serious, stop.

- You're so chill, you don't see
what people are doing.

- And you do, and it makes you
miserable all the time.

- Not all the time.

My life is perfect until

Stephanie and holly try to come
in and, like, be part of it.

- What are you gonna do--

Build the biggest walls you

Possibly can and just cordon
yourself off

From reality forever?

- I'm trying.

That's why I'm trying to keep it
in my crystals.

- I don't think the crystals
are working, man,

'Cause you're [...]
Hyperventilating over here.

You're red-faced.
- I know they're not working.

That's why there's hundreds
on me right now.

- Maybe take them all off
and look in the mirror.

You're crazy.

You lost it.

[Rock music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Stand back ♪

♪ I can't stop ♪

♪ Stumble off the block ♪

♪ I can hardly walk ♪

♪ Stand back ♪

♪ I can't stop ♪

- Hey.

Are you gonna--
are we eating or...?

- Um, I'm not,
but if you're hungry,

Go ahead and order something.

- Blah.

Okay.

Like, I know, like, this whole

Miami thing is, like, being
dragged out,

And I don't want it to, like,
be an issue anymore.

- Well, then you should stop
talking about it.

You should stop talking about me

And going around and telling
people stuff.

- We didn't start
any of those rumors.

And I feel like you're
deflecting what you did

And turning it into what we did,

And we didn't do anything wrong.

- I don't even need an apology.

It's like, just stop talking
about me.

- Why would I apologize to you?

- Uh, for spreading rumors
about me and...

- I didn't spread one rumor
about you.

- Stephanie, I don't like

Really being
around you typically,

Because I think that you're
so two-faced,

And you love to just
run your mouth

And make [...] Up and make
everything this big [...] Deal.

- What are you talking about?

- Like, even at my house with
your brother, it's like,

Storming out, like, crying.

It's like it's always something
with you.

- Don't even bring up
my brother.

Like, that's, like, personal
family stuff.

- I could kind of care less.

- You have just, like,
the bitchiest attitude.

Like, you can't even have, like,
a nice conversation.

- Because why do we all have to
be best friends?

We don't have to be.

- We don't need to be best
friends,

But why don't you trust us?
What did we even do?

- Why would I trust you,
stephanie?

- You're just a mean person.

- It's all drama and bull[...]
With you.

- Like, are you drunk right now?

What's wrong with you?

- [Sarcastically]
yeah, I'm hammered.

I don't want to be friends
with you because of this,

Because you have to keep going
and going and going and making--

- Because I'm not gonna be fake
when I see you.

- It's not about that.

If you would just shut up,

This would be done.

- Kristin, just apologize
for what you did.

- I don't owe you one.
- You're delusional.

- [Sarcastically] okay.

- Oh, my god.

- ♪ And all along
I don't want to be the one ♪

♪ To tell you I was wrong ♪

♪ And you and I
are a lost cause ♪

♪ I don't want to be the one
to tell you this was wrong ♪

♪ And you and I
are a lost cause ♪
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