- I don't exactly run
a tight ship around here.
- You're currently
making us mine
heart-shaped diamonds
for your girlfriend.
I'm worried about my stepdad.
Without my mom, he a mess.
- I'm the vice mayor, not the
function-without-my-wife mayor.
- God help us all.
- She lost the Front of School
Golden Mic Riff-Off.
- To Sissy Kranz!
- She wants a rematch.
- Loser goes first.
- [sustained high-pitched note]
[glass shatters]
- Oh!
- Oh, my God, I did it!
[rock music]
Miles, how we doin'
on balloons?
- Uh, wassup?
- Have you been inflating
one balloon this whole time?
- Sorry, my phone's
kind of blowing up over here.
- So is that balloon.
[balloon pops]
Told ya.
- [sighs] Sorry.
Miles Macklin is trying
to get Sissy Kranz
to come to Bose's
surprise party with him,
but AWOL's got tons of girls
sliding into his DMs
ever since I posed
for the cover
of "Cat Holder" magazine.
- You're on the cover
of "Cat Holder" magazine?
- You're trying to get a date
with Sissy Kranz?
- Yes and yeah-yeah!
- I gotta see this.
- Sissy Kranz
is my mortal enemy!
- Yeah, but she cute.
And after you humiliated her
in that riff-off,
she went to therapy,
made amends.
My girl done turned a leaf.
- I'll believe it
when I see it.
- Oh, my God, that's adorable!
- I guess girls like guys
who hold cats.
But now I can't text Sissy back
'cause my phone is
literally blowing up.
- That picture of you
holding a cat is so cute.
Why did I just send AWOL a DM?
- [shouts] Sissy Kranz?
- Yeah-yeah!
- Why are Captain Man's DMs
being flooded
by a bunch of random girls
who wanna go out with AWOL?
- He posed for "Cat Holder."
- Ah, that'll do it.
[chuckles]
I remember the first time
I posed for "Cat Holder."
Yeah, I got a lot of messages
from the ladies.
- Mm, like via telegram?
- All right.
- Morse code?
- Take it easy.
- Pony Express.
- How old
do you guys think I am?
- 382.
- Like, 120.
- 200.
- Don't answer that.
So what do you got here?
Uh, like, a banner
for Bose's surprise
birthday party?
- How did you know?
- I'm wise beyond my years.
all: Which are many.
- Which are few!
- Anyway, Buddy Fudgers said
we could have the party
at his house.
- What if Bose walks in,
sees the sign,
and ruins the surprise?
- It's Bose, man.
- The guy could literally
read this literal sign
and literally
never figure it out.
- Plus, I think he's forgotten
when his birthday even is.
both: Mm.
- Come on,
how could you forget
your own birthday?
- Legend has it his mom married
the vice mayor on a whim.
- On his birthday.
- So that's when they always
celebrate their anniversary.
- On his birthday.
- So he never got
to have a party...
all: On his birthday.
- After a couple years,
poor kid just forgot.
- Well, that's just about the
saddest thing I've ever heard.
Even sadder,
I will not be attending.
- But--
[overlapping chatter]
- Legend has it
Credenza and I will be
spending the weekend at...
The Wicker Inn.
- The Wicker Inn?
- That's right.
- That new hotel
that's made up entirely
out of dried wood
and has been twisted
and/or woven together?
- [snaps fingers]
The same.
- That's only lit by candles?
- Light 'em up!
- And famously doesn't have
any sprinkler systems nor
fire extinguishers of any kind?
- Sounds romantic, right?
- Sounds like that place
is going to burn.
- To the ground.
- Absolutely.
- It's not gonna burn.
- We'll see you tomorrow.
- It's gonna be in two days...
- I don't care.
- 'Cause I'm gonna be there
all weekend, okay?
- Assuming you survive
the fire.
- I'm indestructible,
and there's not
gonna be a fire.
- [laughing] Okay.
See you tomorrow, sport.
- [splutters]
- Miles, you gotta warn me
if you're gonna pose
for "Cat Holder" magazine.
- Right? AWOL just got
another DM from me.
Please ignore it.
- No, dude,
my stepsister is, like,
obsessed with you now.
- Wait, you got a stepsister?
- Poopsie.
- Have you not met Poopsie?
- That's not a real name.
- Nah, man.
Poopsie's real.
- All too real.
- Yeah, Poopsie's a handful.
She might even be worse
than Sissy Kranz.
- Hey, I heard
Sissy Kranz turned into a leaf.
- It's "turned a leaf,"
and there is no way
Sissy Kranz has turned a leaf!
- Wait, wait, wait, why--
why am I only just now
hearing about this Poopsie?
- He's told you before.
- No, you haven't.
- I told you seven times
yesterday--
at breakfast, brunch, lunch,
lupper, supper,
sinner, and dinner.
My stepsister, Poopsie--
- Ah, I spilled.
- Poopsie--
- D'ah, my shirt.
- Poopsie--
- Ah, oopsie.
- [sighs]
Poopsie--
- Ah, for the love of...
- Poopsie--
- Uh, one moment.
Ugh.
- Poopsie--
- [slurps]
Oh, come on!
Man, what is wrong with me?
- Poopsie?
- How'd it get on my back?
Ah.
Little rascal.
[chuckles]
Sorry, Bose,
what were you saying?
- Nothin'.
Hey, cool sign.
Who's it for?
- Different Bose.
- Makes sense--
common name.
- Man, I don't know
how that kid makes it
through the day alive.
Anyway, I better get going
if Credenza and I wanna see
The Wicker Inn's daily
midafternoon indoor amateur
fireworks show.
- See you tomorrow.
- Uh, two days.
all: We'll save you some cake.
- Uh, I won't eat it,
'cause I won't be there.
- Raymond.
- Schwoz-mond.
- I'm ready
for Bose's birthday ball.
- No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
You can't go to Bose's ball
until you find me
a heart-shaped diamond.
- Are you kidding me?
- Ray, that's so uncool!
- You guys, things are
getting real serious
with me and Credenza.
I mean, if we make it
through this weekend--
- Alive?
- Without getting into a fight,
I was thinking about
popping the question.
- "Which way are
the fire exits?"
[laughter]
- [mocking] Oh, good one, Mika.
The marriage question.
[all gasp]
And you promised me you'd
find me a heart-shaped diamond!
And you know what they say
in your country.
- Yeah...
both: A promise comes
before a ball,
even though they are admittedly
more fun than mining
for heart-shaped diamonds.
- Yeah, but I repurposed
The Cell's evil device
as a party light.
See?
[electronic dance music
playing]
- Ooh!
Hey!
- Yeah.
- Okay, Schwoz, get it!
- Get 'em, get 'em!
both: Ohh.
- Once you have found me
a heart-shaped diamond,
then you may go to the ball,
Schwozerella.
- Why do you guys keep
calling Bose's party a ball?
- That's how old people
say "party."
- [gasps]
I shall take my leave.
- That's how old people
say "goodbye."
- [mocking] Oh, good one, Mika!
- Bye!
[heroic music]
Chapa?
- Yeah.
- Why are you wearing
a clown mask?
- I lost a bet.
- To who?
- To Blayne Kirkpatrick!
It's a good look for you,
Chapa.
- Okay, no, he's not worth it.
[grunts]
No.
- All right, banner's all set.
Hey, uh, whose party
is this anyway?
all: Surprise!
- It's your party, dude!
- I'm the Bose from the banner?
- Yes!
It's your birthday.
- It's my birthday?
all: Surprise!
[upbeat music playing]
- I feel like
your sister doesn't like me.
- She didn't at first,
but she turned a leaf.
- Mm, doesn't look like it.
[air horn honking]
- Sissy once got a B-minus!
- Different Sissy.
[air horn honking]
- Sissy Kranz is the one
I'm talking about--
the one who got
a B-minus one time!
Again, it was Sissy Kranz!
- Common name.
Buddy!
[laughs]
Super chill of you to let us
use your house
for Bose's party.
- Of course.
Just wish everyone was
a little more careful
about where they're throwing
their sunflower seed shells.
Blayne, why do you have
to look at me right in the eye
when you're
disrespecting my home?
- To establish dominance.
- And your mom's cool
with all this?
- Oh, not at all.
But she's out of town,
and I told her
I'm staying with my dad,
and I told my dad that
my mom decided to stay home.
- Oh, sneaky, bro.
That's not like you.
[air horn honking]
- It was my idea!
- Y'all got some
very specific drops tonight.
[air horn honking]
- Yes, we do!
Thank you, Miles!
- [sighs]
Hey, you know,
I've been meaning to ask--
who is your dad?
- Oh, he's...
- All right,
who's in charge here?
- Ah, cheese,
it's the government.
We're busted.
I'll never lie again!
Please don't call my mom!
- Relax, kid.
How you party,
that's between you, your mom,
and your god.
- Hey, you guys here
for my party?
- Ah, Poopsie is.
Your mom and I got
anniversary tickets
to the fireworks show
at The Wicker Inn.
- But Daddy, I wanna watch
the hotel burn down!
- It's not gonna burn down!
You just stay here and party
with your stepbrother.
- I don't want to!
I mean,
maybe if AWOL were here.
- Ah. Yeah, I'll give him
a call, sweetie.
All right, quiet, everybody.
I'm calling AWOL's cell phone.
- [groans]
[cell phone buzzing]
[AWOL zaps]
- AWOL, I'm the vice mayor,
not the nice mayor,
so I need you
to get your mask over
to Buddy Fudgers' house
and entertain my daughter,
Poopsie,
or I'm gonna shut
this whole party down.
- You can't shut down
Bose's party.
Poor guy never gets
to have one.
- Not sure
how you know about that,
but I don't really care.
You know what I do care about?
You being right here,
right now.
- Well, I'm pretty far away,
so it might take me
a couple hours to get there.
- I know you can teleport.
You've got five seconds.
One...
[rapidly]
Two, three, four, five.
- Here's AWOL!
- AWOL!
- [groans]
- You're way better
than this magazine cover
I definitely didn't kiss a lot.
- She's been smooching the pulp
off that cover all week.
Good luck, soldier.
Hey, where can I toss
these sunflower shells?
- On the ground!
- Seriously, Blayne?
[shells rattle]
Thank you, Chapa.
[music resumes]
- Miles?
Miles?
Has anyone seen Miles?
[air horn honking]
- You've got yourself
in quite a pickle!
- Very specific drops.
- It all just
kind of happened.
[overlapping chatter]
You get that?
[vocalizing]
- We look amazing.
- You've been posing for hours.
[all shouting at once]
- That's right,
keep walking, Schwoz.
Keep walking.
[dance music playing]
- It's my birthday!
[all cheering]
- Bose, you are shockingly good
at furniture surfing.
- [laughs awkwardly]
Wish he weren't doing it
on my mom's new coffee table.
- Come on. Bose never
gets a birthday party.
Let him have a little fun.
- Get pitted!
[shells rattle]
all: Yeah!
- I am never going
to let you go.
- Well, that's technically
kidnapping, so...
- Well, my dad's
the vice mayor, so...
- Well, how about...
[grunts]
I find some cats to hold
and we recreate
my magazine cover?
- Well, fine, but for every
minute that you're gone,
I'm going to break something.
- Well, that's
destruction of property,
which is also a crime, Poopsie.
- [giggles]
[vase shatters]
- [sighs] I think
your brother ghosted me.
- It was probably
something you did.
You should go.
- There you are.
I've been looking for you.
- I've been looking for you.
- We have so much in common.
- [gags]
- One minute!
[glass shatters]
- Hey, if anyone sees AWOL,
would you tell him to please
come back to the party?
- Ha ha, oh, I heard he was
out wrangling some cats.
So he might not be back
for a while.
[ceramic shatters]
There's no way
that was a minute, Poopsie!
- I don't even know
who you are!
- Uh, hey, can you please
tell your stepsister
to stop breaking things?
- I can try.
Hey, Poopsie!
Can you stop?
- No!
[ceramic shatters]
She is a handful.
[chuckles]
[shells rattle]
- You got a big problem,
my friend.
[shells rattle]
[heroic music]
- [crying]
I'll never find
a heart-shaped diamond
in time for the ball.
All I found are these
slipper-shaped diamonds.
Ah, boo-hoo-hoo!
- [squeaks]
- A-boo-hoo-who was that?
- [squeaking]
- Is that a heart-shaped
diamond?
- Is it for me?
- [gasps softly]
Have I been breathing
naturally-occurring
diamond mine funny gas
for too long?
[music playing softly]
- No way, dude.
Is it your birthday too?
- Nope.
[shells rattle]
- Then why are you staring
at me like that?
- To establish dominance.
- Mission accomplished,
Blayne Kirkpatrick.
- [shouting] Where...
[glass shatters]
Is...
[glass shatters]
AWOL?
[glass shatters]
- [sighs]
- I want your sister
to like me.
Did you tell her
I turned a leaf?
- Yes.
- Hey, uh, Miles,
can I holler at you
for a second over there?
- Dude--
- Wait, no.
You're not gonna
leave me again, are you?
- No, it's just
a quick lil' holler.
- Dude, Poopsie's gonna
break everything in my house.
- Yeah.
Poopsie's a handful.
- And AWOL needs to be here
to a-handle her.
- [sighs]
Fine.
But somebody needs to entertain
Sissy while Miles is gone.
- All right, well, I guess
I could entertain a lady--
- Oh, Mika!
- Okay.
- Hey, uh, let me holler
at you for a second.
- Aye!
- I need you to entertain Sissy
for two minutes.
- No!
- Six minutes!
No AWOL, no cats!
Ha!
- Aw, man,
I was born on that table.
- I really like Sissy,
and you could too.
I bet you two could have
a genuine moment
before this party's over.
Please?
- Ugh, okay.
- Yeah-yeah!
- But I am not
gonna have
a genuine moment with her,
because I do not like
that girl and--
hey!
Sissy!
Can I holler at you
for a second?
[AWOL zaps]
- No.
Please, not my mother's
Daytime Blimpie award.
- [sighs]
Guess who's back!
- My love has returned to me!
Where are the cats?
- BRB.
[heroic music]
- Ay!
[fabric rips]
Aw.
A-boo-hoo-hoo.
Boo-hoo-hoo.
Now I have nothing
to wear to the ball.
- [squeaks]
- [gasps]
Mouse friend, will you sew me
a new set of clothes
for the ball?
- Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Does this mean
we're best friends now?
- Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Too soon. Too soon.
- [grunts]
[raccoon chittering]
Ha ha, guess who's back?
- You said
you were getting cats.
That's a raccoon!
- Think of it as a trash kitty.
[grunting] Ow, ah!
- Uh, people, we got a problem.
Lil' Bobby Newser
is reporting live
from The Wicker Inn.
- I stand here
be-singed and be-sooted
amidst the wreckage
of the once-proud Wicker Inn.
Folks--
[coughs]
I wouldn't be doing my job
if I didn't ask,
but did you really
notsee this coming?
- Uh, uh, no.
- No, we did not.
- It's a hotel made of wicker
with a fireworks show.
- Yeah, I know.
We are just as surprised
as you, Lil' Bobby.
- Well, Traffique says it's
gonna take us 30 minutes
to get home, so we should go.
all: 30 minutes?
- I know a shortcut
through a shopping mall.
We'll be there in 27.
- God, I love you.
- [chuckles]
Make it 26.
all: 26 minutes?
- So if anyone out there threw
a party for a friend
while their parents were
at The Wicker Inn,
you have 26--no...
to clean up!
all: 25 minutes?
- Okay, people, look,
I know the chips are
stacked against us,
but if we all work together...
[all clamoring]
No!
- I'm not cleaning up nothing.
AWOL!
Get me out of--
[raccoon chittering]
[screaming]
[dance music playing]
[dejected music]
- Hey, I just wanna thank y'all
for a really fun born day party
on Buddy's last alive day.
- Yeah, dude, your mom's gonna
end you when she gets back.
- 23 minutes, people!
If we work together,
we just might
be able to save Buddy's life.
- I thought you left.
- Old me would've,
but I turned a leaf.
- I told you.
- Well, I already packed
my DJ kit, so...deuces.
- I do what a-she does.
- No, no, no, no, no deuces.
Here's what we have to do.
both: We split this place
into zones.
Everyone works
from the outside in.
If you don't know
where something goes,
hide it, and most of all...
don't stop believing.
- [snickers]
- Did we just become friends?
- No.
[all gasp]
We just became best friends.
all:
- Hey!
- Blayne Kirkpatrick?
- We all gonna sit around
having genuine moments,
or are we gonna help Buddy
clean his dang house?
- I thought you stole
that Daytime Blimpie award
and left, Blayne Kirkpatrick.
- I did.
Then I turned a leaf.
- Let's clean!
[all cheer]
[upbeat music]
- We did it.
We really did it.
[all cheer]
I can't thank you guys
enough for--
- Buddy?
[all scream]
What is going on?
I thought you were
at your dad's house.
And why are you thanking
your friends?
- And why is this kid
staring right at me?
- To establish dominance.
- Please make him stop.
- Uh, I was thanking them
for coming over,
standing still,
staring at each other,
and not touching anything--
up to and including
your Daytime Blimpie award
and the birth table--
and I gotta say,
great job, people.
[awkward laughter]
- I do not understand
kids these days.
- Yeah, we're so weird.
- We don't make any sense.
- I don't even get me.
- Gen Z, am I right?
- With our long hair
and our rock and roll music.
- You're making it weirder.
[overlapping agreement]
After surviving a hotel fire
and driving through a mall,
I just wanna open a fresh can
of Frittles and--
Sunflower seeds?
Budaford J. Fudgers,
did you have a party?
- Yes, Mom.
- You know,
when we moved to this town,
I thought we were
turning over a new leaf.
But once again,
I see your friends have had
a terrible influence on you.
- Well, I, for one,
am disappointed!
- Yeah, you can say that again.
- Well, I, for one,
am disappointed!
- You know,
and one more thing--
- I'm ready to party!
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
Sorry I'm late.
[door clicks closed]
- Mom, I'm sorry,
but it was Bose's--
- Buddy, you can stop.
I'm not mad anymore.
all: You're not?
- I was at first,
but after thinking about it,
I realized how hard it must've
been on you moving towns,
and you were
probably just trying
to make some new friends,
right?
- Yeah, that.
- I guess you could say I've--
all: Turned a leaf?
- What?
No.
I've seen the light.
- Oh.
- Okay.
- That's fair, I guess.
[overlapping chatter]
[knock at door]
- Ow!
- I found this diamond slipper
in the woods.
Does it belong to anybody here?
[rock music]
- Let's party!
[all cheer]
[vocalizing]
03x10 - Bose's Birthday Party
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
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