01x02 - Health of It

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huh

hey what's up guys morning

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nice cold for alcohol why is some

brightly nightclub hey turn down lights

again and try to make move on delicious

babe here you hungry for Hungarian

your delicious baby's a dog hey Vlad

that is insensitive yeah

please

not hot last night or what no fever not

hot we were dancing Queens my friend

and we received many addresses for our

efforts yeah

it's amazing how many women live on

fight me Street

sometimes

they are super villain

yeah this time we get head start

I have no problem

here they come why did we not think of

this before

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yeah they're probably lesbians the

problem was we are hungry breakfast is

most important the middle of the day

yeah I've never had french fried hot dog

before it's good and good for you

another glass of hot dog water please

and one for yourself

no way you guys can clog your arteries

with fat filled cow lips but my body is

a temple yeah with lovely Steeples and

very cute apps

yeah finally Church architecture course

is paying off the morning Cindy

bring water please coming right up Sam

47 baits per minute not too shabby

that is hot let's see fellas this is how

you take care of yourself being healthy

very sexy

nice and fast like men saying out in

Spanish God no slower the better one

look at pretty white light

ah dude no offense grandpa but we are

two young stallions of Love yeah if you

need proof take walk down bite me Street

I'm so glad to be holding you she is

probably a lesbian

perhaps Sam is correct he's California

people here are very conscious of Health

they go to gym they eat good food they

must become like Sam they must become 60

year old bag of wrinkles in blue plastic

suit we've healthy for gout run lift

weights then we will impress hot dog

waitresses yeah yeah

we start now oh I'm so excited I'm

feeling very tingly

I'm okay

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oh my gosh

yoshka and I are embracing California

healthy lifestyle

look all the recliner where we would sit

and watch TV while becoming hideous

birds of gelatin is now leg

strengthening machine where you still

sit and watch TV while becoming

wrestling is on

our bells are from junkyard

the steam room is the kitchen with parts

of boiling water yes

Charlie you got to get out of there

today is man only I am a man but uh but

I

there he is being a misunderstanding

see if infomercials and the hot babes

jogging in park can taught us anything

about America he thinks that it is very

important to be healthy yeah it's true

in a couple of weeks people have cr*ck

our dabs and six-pack but your part more

like three pack and I will have perfect

V upper body

foreign

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I go to restaurant and cook this up

blood if I may say they are looking very

buff and cut yeah let the Shelby babies

in park are hot bodies yeah [ __ ] it is

only been three hours we still have much

work to do he have sports drink I make

to our bodies

oh not bad lattice Citrus electrolyte

solution with vitamins and vodka I call

it vitaminot

now I'm strong and confident oh this is

good vitaminotka so good point

uh ready to swim laps

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[Applause]

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do not die yoshka I will give you mouth

to mouth

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Rasheed I'm okay I'm okay really

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did I've encode the metal you did hit

the bottom first Vlad yoshka perhaps

swimming is not your sport you two

should come to the yoga class me and my

family attend

aw poor cat

downward dog upward cat

downward dog

upward cat and downward dog a poor cat

downward dog

namaste

what it was brutal today yeah who knew

exercise could be so tiring but daddy we

deserve we won I'm about to drink yeah

yeah good idea but I am tired of vitamin

and vodka drink

all about the rum and vitamin drink I

tell you what make it double

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thank you

private we run with little effort so you

are probably not remembering us

you were those guys who jogged three

steps and were hacking up borst and

stuffed cabbage

but we are fine now I'm in good shape

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they are kind of cute yeah we like guys

are in shape perhaps your ladies would

care to have drink with us yeah

oh my God you guys drink thanks don't

mind if I do to ladies who run

okay hi that is so unhealthy unhealthy

but there's not one drink to one's

Health you guys obviously don't care

what you put in your body we're out of

here

what comes back out

maybe we'll see you later at bar yeah

yeah they're probably lesbians

listen here in California women are

different but they do not have [ __ ]

someday we find out first we must stop

drinking yeah that man

we are so close look did you not see no

no

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yes

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I am feeling very good about fitting

three yeah and how you feel about

dollars we are pouring into the teeth

conflicted but this is not required we

must get rid of everything that reminds

us and of course lovely hula girl drink

shaker

or since we thriving head

linen Skinner than David Crosby albums

this was an unbelievably funny movie but

now it has to go dogs

there now there is nothing in apartment

or remind us a drink

take vodka bottle with your mother's

ashes and put in your room you did fill

in that pit didn't you

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Anya today is first day of the rest of

my life I am quitting wild turtle you

mean cold turkey there is also a whiskey

called cold turkey well then we will

quit that too but gradually yeah

gradually I'm glad you guys are looking

out for yourselves you'll have more time

for other things now but instead of bar

tonight we rent our favorite movies

huh

seems funny when we were drunk

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dirt wrapped in with cardboard

why did we like this so much before I

don't know must have been vodka oh not

drinking is hard movie is not funny food

not tasty about this pants are

self-dropping I have lost fate may I say

you are looking very studly and your

face yoshika it is no more color of rose

body fluid well hello there guys

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hello hello there

they're shy I like that so you guys new

in town you do not remember us uh I

think we'd remember meeting a couple of

studs like you can we buy your juice if

you have money is possible sure

let's go then

tight again

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holy Blair yoska it's 5 30. and you

ain't a happy hour oh Lord this is a bad

sign It's the End of Days oh no it's not

end of world is no beginning we are no

yoshika a new Vlad we no longer go to

happy hour we care that we place in

Mouse unlike you who sucks on cancer

stick and becomes human ash

yeah well put some of this in your mouth

it's a secret family recipe

fried chunks of pork fat how much for

fat

that's the Family secret

what is that noise oh it's Flacco's

arteries

hey as long as we are being healthy why

not add five pounds of MSG like Shea

does to his food five pounds you

exaggerate your biggest exaggerator in

history of world in entire universe even

oh chess is good exercise

picking up tidy plastic pieces will

surely make you rip that cut oh yeah oh

oh it's heavy I can't leave

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so everybody here is such a so stupid

and weak

baby oil and Mama's tummy

ourselves as giant flesh balloons to be

filled this crazy sausages and giant

pork chops like a human Marlin Brando

but look at us now we are feet healthy

Americans yeah like Christian Brando we

go now and socialize with our kind of

people fit the Americans

you're saying we're not American we're

all immigrants now suddenly you're

different ah you are old immigrants

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they embrace our new world we are New

Image we carry ourselves with pride and

things uh dude your pants are down

nah and one day maybe yours will be too

is amazing when you get healthy how much

weight you lose yeah like 1500 pounds of

unhealthy Neighbors

I must feel sorry for that oh me too

they will keep drinking their tasty

alcoholic beverages and smoking their

deeply satisfying cigarettes and eating

their delicious foods of fat and salt

and sugar and lard and

yeah that was my point I had a point

look

flood yoshika

these babes from choking Park and juice

bar and traveling salesman fantasy we

were just on our way to a party wanna

come along those wheatgrass taste like

underside of lawnmower

is changing

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I've been on this great macrobiotic diet

for months you

um sure I do like macro robotic diet

I have these running shoes that

automatically correct foot pronation

with computer-controlled hydraulics well

I just bought this wrist monitor that

gives me an up to the second readout of

my blood pressure cholesterol and urine

acidity oh yes I have novelty box that

plays Funky Music Man

oh yeah come on Dance everybody Dance

I've been on this great macrobiotic diet

for months

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great party

Communist party was not as boring

I wonder how are things at Vista Del Mar

he's dull too yeah except that is not

Vista Del Mar

that is Vista Del Mar

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who wants to hang around blood and sex

support

no they are faking oh give me a break

over here jeez what is you guys problem

oh he's talking about blood Bilbo why

have you two abandoned me drinking vodka

is unhealthy really this is ever no I

don't know make signs come alive bottle

makes good point we wanted to embrace

California lifestyle become healthy oh

that's rich get real

you don't have to give it all up what

about a little moderation is one thing

pigs know is moderation darn tooting I

eat some Dango fried cheese and live a

little

a little moderation that's all we're

saying

that's right we should go back to Vista

Del Mar yeah if they will have us

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okay

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look at who's back bledeline and yoshka

the lane

wow everything smells so wonderful the

flock Amigos all we have around here are

heart clogging meat-filled burritos and

a hundred thousand trillion pounds of

MSD

and sweet sweet butter please please we

wish to apologize we were wrong to be so

extreme in Behavior the we have learned

everything in moderation we

we're not thinking straight but now all

is clear up here yeah it's true giant

talking pig [ __ ] a bottle and civil w*r

soldier explain to us

sound like the boys are back

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