01x16 - Monkey Business

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me from a dream

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good boy father I'm off to the hardware

store

bye Pinocchio be sure to be careful on

your way to town okay

he's more like a real little boy every

day it sure is fun to watch him grow up

Slim Pickens again today not much to

choose from me willing yeah right

don't watch my friends we gonna find

better trash

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it keeps up any longer we might starve

but I wouldn't give her a piece of meat

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hey what's that great smell

yeah that's meat

holding out on me again huh what's my

turn pal

huh

you can't

looks like I looks about the change

okay Pam lovely day when you're saying

going somewhere into town you see my

father sent me to pick up a tool at the

hardware store and take care of a couple

of other errands into town all along

yeah we'd be happy to keep you company

no I'll be all right on my own thanks

anyway see ya

he sure is an independent little guy

ain't he walking all the way to town

well nothing's keeping us here huh hey

cut down

can't blame a guy for trying can you

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golly there's so much to look at the

towns just filled with all kinds of

different stores

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and looks interesting but first I better

go straight to the hardware store right

away huh oh gee I wonder where it is I

think I might be lost

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stop

is doing a great deal of shopping to do

Coachman stay here and we'll be back

after lunch

wow that bug is really wonderful yeah

but on the other hand they almost hit me

with that thing didn't they hey mister

you didn't even see me back there did

you what

oh

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would you have just a minute to help me

out

sorry I have to wait here for Madame to

come back

I don't want to bother you sir but I'm

on my own and I seem to be lost please

won't you help me I'm much too busy than

to be a tour guide for some kind of pay

seed a what a country pumpkin hey yo

that's not a very good morning huh Gotta

Go kid oh I guess my errands will have

to wait a while no no just where do you

think you're going didn't you promise

Geppetto that you'd go straight to the

store but I don't know where it is do

you mean you've forgotten the way oh no

well I asked for directions right you

asked that open he didn't help you that

was nothing but a waste of time why

don't you ever listen to me anymore

because you always say I told you so and

make me feel like a stupid kid besides

I'd rather find my own way don't worry

I'll be fine

come back here Pinocchio

my word

what do you know he eats with a fork

have you ever seen anything so precious

he's a little gentleman you've trained

him very well how nice of you whiskey or

go now pick up my sweet we ladies have

some things to discuss why don't you

take a walk around the garden

one could certainly do worse than to

follow his example oh

hello oh you scared me say kid what are

you doing here to be honest I followed

you sir is it all right if I ask you a

question sir make it quick though

because I bore easily kiddo are you a

human being no I'm a chimpanzee we're

more highly developed definitely smarter

huh wait a second I thought the real

chimps come from the jungle and swing on

Vines don't they well not anymore I'm

much too civilized for that I even know

how to play piano bub yes I'm certainly

a sophisticated chimpanzee and a very

snappy dresser now it's your turn bub

what's the story with you oh

mister I'm nothing but a silly doll

who's made of wood better that than a

real kid wouldn't you say hey there's

absolutely nothing better than a human

being and I'm gonna be one I had no idea

you were so impressed with them well sir

I just happen to know everything you

want to know about human beings gee I

never met anyone as smart as you

tell me what they're like do you you

could teach me sir could you I don't

think so no don't go please I'd really

appreciate it sir please teach me I'll

be your student well what do you say

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all right you talked me into it consider

it done yeah

right

it's been nice but we gotta go yeah

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hey you're a crook weasel huh oh

don't worry my name's Pinocchio who are

you man

James Edith

nice to meet you peek is going to be

teaching me things

you see now

my

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phone it would please me if you would

come with us and stay as my guest in my

humble little home

that would be very nice

but what Pinocchio didn't know is that

he would soon find himself in one of the

most extravagant mansions in the country

and although he was certainly pleased

for the opportunity to learn about

sophistication and manners he was after

all still a fun-loving little puppet

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that's not the way you're supposed to

play it bub make way for the maestro

mm-hmm

Pinocchio had never seen anyone play the

piano before much less a tame chimpanzee

yet even the town's most cultured music

lover would have to agree that Pica's

performance showed an Elegance Grace and

style well beyond even that of the most

accomplished human musicians

you're really wonderful

here's my music jungle music listen to

the Rhythm this music's much better than

Bach Mozart or Beethoven

Pinocchio couldn't believe his ears

Peach's recital had turned from Sweet

Melody to the Primal sound of jungle

drums and soon he found himself feeling

the Rhythm and dancing to the b*at

monkey music

what is the meaning of this YouTube

that little puppet has had a ghastly

influence on you he will show him proper

manners won't you dear

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what did I do Pika hey forget it kid

she's a big nuisance that's all all

right but does that mean we can't play

your drum

oh

I'm sorry you're gonna catch on fast kid

being a human isn't as special as you

think you're lucky you're made of wood

peek is really smart but there's

something about him I don't know he's

sort of phony sometimes I still want to

be human more than anything I don't know

what to believe

whoa

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it's you you shouldn't be careful kid

wouldn't want to see a hurt yourself

getting into a fancy house like this

much thinking pretty smart don't you

sorry kids when we hear ain't got no

matter what he means to say is we're

going to see a real gland all of a

sudden you're stepping up in the world

since you made nice with that lady in

the gym congratulations but I'm only

here to learn things

and we're here in students too students

of human nature and we can study better

inside the house I wouldn't do that if I

were you I was invited here by the owner

they've got a piano and the chip Place

Champs thanks right no Beethoven some

Chopin other stuff

monkeys are stupid no they're smart what

you want buddy but we know who's got it

all over that champ you know who I don't

know

tell me I don't want to sound like I'm

trying to Pat myself on the back or

nothing like that but this is the truth

kid believe me foxes are a lot more

intelligent definitely yeah we're as

bright as they come foxes are smarter

than chimpanzees

I want you to bring you something to eat

I won't know

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I know maybe we can persuade them huh

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please take it away

bring us something to eaten by that I

mean at every available opportunity and

no one will get b*rned okay no

oh please put the fire out please don't

forget us kids we're expecting Three

Square meals today

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Pinocchio hadn't returned home and by

this time Geppetto was terribly worried

oh my poor boy this is just terrible

Pinocchio should have returned by now he

could be lost or Worse maybe even

kidnapped

he's just so helpless what can I do

meanwhile back at the estate

preparations were underway for an

important event

s goodbye sweet the Countess is in

pretend her birthday celebration and I

want you to be on your best behavior but

first

Minogue draw your bath

I've been wondering Pika tell me is the

fox really the smartest animal there is

that's a laugh don't believe it you mean

there are other animals that are smarter

they don't compare to Yours Truly and

sometimes they're not even able to find

their own food that's not very smart

kiddo I suppose you're right I never

thought about it that way before get

something

sorry I forgot what I was doing oh

I forgot about the food too I've got to

bring it to the morels oh

concentrate on the back bub you're

acting kind of strange lately is

something wrong

no just thinking about that fox well I

can handle him pick are you really

smarter than humans are hmm do you have

any reason to doubt me not exactly but I

still want to be one when I grow up

you with me or against me

I don't know I'm sorry

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keep an eye on that kid

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right on schedule isn't he

hey Plant Punch over here hmm

Jack

full chair it's Meal Time

Works rather tasty but that ain't all

your brothers again it's the best I

could do what about some liquid

refreshment isn't that a point there now

bring us something to drink

I'm not kidding maybe you're like Willie

to convince you well something to drink

okay

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fearing the thr*at of the two crafty

animals Pinocchio chose to search the

seller to see what he could discover

sure hope I don't get caught

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I'm on to him

it's not bad for starters get some more

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yeah that's my voice over here

was right about you he warned me you

were a bit from the beginning

hold on

let me explain you will pay dearly for

this you wretch oh it wasn't my fault

please believe me the folks made me do

it really I can explain everything I'm

not a thief I'm not a part of their game

please you gotta let me go

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please don't leave me in here doing

nothing but a phony and you purposely

deceived us and think I took you

internet speaker associate with the

likes of you for any of all the nerve

let me explain Jack and his friend

Willie weasel threatened me I was afraid

of them I won't hear any more of your

excuses I have half a mind to ship you

off to the circus that's where you

belong young man

circus

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well well what do we have here

you might be locked up here for the rest

of your life gee whiz what a shame but I

only did it because I was afraid of the

fox and the weasel won't you help me

I've wasted enough time on you Bob but

we just don't see eye to eye now if

you'll excuse me I have a party to

attend that I wouldn't miss for anything

in the world

just leave me here you gotta help me

Pika come back please come back

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oh

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they're there oh I'm sure you'll be all

right did you fall because of your high

heels of the slippery floor

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you know we had a good thing going on

till you got no way no it's all your

fault and now we're probably gonna

starve oh yep hey can't send them down

we're hungry in the chair turn to feed

us banana breath find your own food Mr

Fox I'm sure we can think of something

to help change your mind right willing

be a pleasure okay brush that joint

there

stop it

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something's happening and I bet it has

to do with Jack and Willie

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that will be enough of that

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the g*n's not loaded

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how dare that woman threatened to sell

me I'm much too smart to be treated like

an animal

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spending the rest of my life in the

circus on my idea of fun no sir this

isn't the way things were supposed to

turn out at all

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[Applause]

Fairy Godmother is that you Pinocchio

you make problems for yourself by

putting your faith in the hands of

selfish animals I thought those animals

were my friends I made a mistake but I

meant well yes you meant well but that

chimpanzee was merely posing as your

friend and the fox and the weasel are

common criminals sometimes I feel like

I'm so dumb being smart isn't everything

you must also be in touch with your

heart and then will I be able to become

a real boy it isn't that simple I'm

afraid but it is an important step that

will bring you closer to an

understanding of what it means to be

truly human

to become a real boy you must be able to

see the difference between right and

wrong and to stand up for your beliefs

don't lose Faith you are learning

Pinocchio

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I don't wanna have to go to the circus

don't worry Pika it'll be all right you

can play piano and b*at the drum Forum a

lot of help you are I'm sorry you're

upset but you're forgetting something

I'm in the same predicament as you

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no you don't you're coming with me my

friend

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we'll be on our way now the chimp is

caged and ready to go thank you Mr

Giuseppe that chip turned out to be

repulsive and annoying he won't be

missed and I'm happy to be rid of him

gee whiz I sure feel sorry for you

sir Bob and why she sent you free I'll

never understand what am I gonna do yeah

come on yeah

I don't want to go to the circus don't

let him take me away

Pico

I'll miss you I don't know why but I

will

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I'm certain that Pika has learned his

lesson won't you please change your mind

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it had been a long day and Pinocchio

paused a moment to listen to his heart

just as the oak fairy had told him to do

Pinocchio is that really you huh

oh it's father

oh Father

I've looked everywhere for you thank

goodness you're safe

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my little puppet I didn't know how to

become of you I had almost given you up

now give me a big hug and let me take

you home

I'm so happy father I missed you

I missed you too son let's promise never

to be apart again

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thank you

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