01x10 - Almost There

[bunniefuu]

♪♪ ♪ Skiddly ahh bop bow,

Get upple on a wubble,

Buzz into a bubble,

Wubble on the double,

And take your face

To a wubbulous place,

Scuttle on a shuttle,

Waddle in a puddle ♪

♪♪ Ow!

♪♪ ♪ Through the middle

Of the muddle,

And dance your feet down

To wubbulous street,

Flip, float, flop, and drop,

Bottoms up down to the top,

Insides, outsides,

Here and gone,

When you get to the end,

You go on and on ♪

[Captioning made possible by

Kcet public television]

♪♪ Ooh!

♪♪ Yeah!

♪♪ Ha ha ha ha ha!

♪♪ Ew!

♪♪ ♪ Scuttle on a shuttle,

Waddle in a puddle,

Through the middle

Of the muddle,

And dance your feet down

To wubbulous street ♪

♪♪ Hello.

♪♪ ♪ Get upple on a wubble,

Buzz into a bubble ♪

♪♪ Yeah!

♪♪ Tighten up, get loose.

♪♪ ♪ In the wubbulous world,

In the wubbulous world

Of dr. Seuss ♪

Of dr. Seuss ♪ ♪♪ yeah.

♪♪ Yeah.

♪♪ Whoopie! Ha ha!

You might be a winner!

You just never know!

Hey, little cats,

Show the people

Just where they may go!

♪♪ Wahoo! Ohh.

♪♪ Aah!

♪♪ Sorry. My mistake.

♪♪ Wahoo!

♪♪ And here we go. Here we go

Again. And, uh--

♪♪ Ahh, far-off gazir. Have you

Ever wanted to visit

The legendary gold beaches of

Far-off gazir?

Well, have you?

♪♪ Yes, yes! Yes, I have!

♪♪ I prefer it here.

♪♪ Today could be your lucky

Day.

♪♪ Oh, I doubt it.

♪♪ Oh. You need to get out more,

Mr. Knox.

♪♪ You could win an all-expense

Paid vacation to far-off gazir!

♪♪ Not me.

♪♪ Yes, you! Just enter our

Contest.

It's not at all hard.

Just fill out the info

That's here on this card.

♪♪ Well, mr. Knox, what do you

Say? Huh?

♪♪ I say there's nothing wrong

With where we are now.

♪♪ Come on! Don't just keep

Doing what you always do.

Do something different.

Try something new!

♪♪ Oh, I don't care to do it,

Sir!

♪♪ There is nothing to it, sir!

♪ You can't do a thing

If you sit here all day ♪

♪♪ Good.

♪♪ ♪ If you want to win

The game,

You have to try and play ♪

♪♪ I never liked sports.

♪♪ ♪ If you want to climb

A mountain,

You got to go outside ♪

♪♪ I'm afraid of heights.

♪♪ ♪ You can't play

Hide and seek, my friend,

If all you do is hide ♪

♪♪ I prefer parcheesi.

♪♪ ♪ There's nothing to it

But to do it,

Put out your best foot,

Just take a chance

By the seat of your pants ♪

♪♪ I'd rather just stay put.

♪♪ Aww, come on.

♪♪ ♪ I like to do things

In my own special way ♪

♪♪ Boring!

♪♪ ♪ The same way I do things

Every single day ♪

♪♪ Ahh. Dull, dull, dull.

♪♪ ♪ Poached eggs

For breakfast ♪

♪♪ Please, let me guess.

♪♪ ♪ Poached fish for lunch

♪♪ Surprise.

♪♪ ♪ And with dinner, ounces

♪♪ Not , not .

♪♪ ♪ Of warm floozle punch

♪♪ Help me out here, fellas.

♪♪ ♪ Ooh

♪♪ I read the same book

And the same magazine ♪

♪♪ What do you mean, over and

Over again?

♪♪ ♪ And every night

Before I sleep,

One tangerine ♪

, If I feel daring.

♪♪ Thrilling. Try something new

For a change.

♪♪ ♪ There's nothing to it,

Not to do it,

What's wrong with

Tried and true? ♪

♪♪ You tell me.

♪♪ ♪ I like things to stay

The old fashioned way

♪♪ For once, try something new!

Come on, sign up, enter, enroll,

Drive on up, pay the toll ♪

♪♪ I get carsick.

♪♪ ♪ Pedal, jog, hop or ride,

Fly by air or even glide ♪

♪♪ I get airsick.

♪♪ ♪ The most important thing to

Do is try

♪♪ There's nothing to it ♪

♪♪ I don't want to do it.

♪♪ ♪ Try, try, try!

There's nothing to it ♪

♪♪ Nyah.

♪♪ ♪ All you got to do is try

♪♪ There's nothing to it ♪

♪♪ I don't want to do it.

♪♪ ♪ Try, try, try,

There's nothing to it ♪

♪♪ Nyah.

♪♪ ♪ All you got to do is try

♪♪ Well, I'd have to get some

Sunscreen.

♪♪ Great. Let's do it. [Laughs]

[Sighs]

♪♪ Hey, you got nothing to lose.

♪♪ Mmm.

[Playing]

♪♪ Mr. Fox, mr. Knox,

You've won! Yes, the grandest of

All prizes--an all-expense-paid

Vacation to far-off gazir.

Huh! Ahh. [Chuckles]

♪♪ We've won?

♪♪ How does it feel?

♪♪ Thoroughly unfamiliar.

♪♪ Hmm.

♪♪ See what happens when you

Give things a try?

♪♪ Congratulations!

♪♪ I won?

♪♪ Mm-hmm. Just imagine--

The music, the dancing, huh?

You'll have a wild time.

♪♪ I prefer peace and quiet.

♪♪ Ahh. The breeze filling

The trees with the rare and

Magical perfume of solitude.

You on the beach.

♪♪ I burn very easily.

♪♪ Under an umbrella.

♪♪ Well, I don't--

♪♪ Wearing a big hat.

♪♪ Hmm.

♪♪ In a tent.

♪♪ Well, I could use some fresh

Air. But not too much pollen.

♪♪ [Sighs] pollen-free.

♪♪ It will be great, pal!

I can't wait! [Laughs]

♪♪ All you have to do is claim

Your prize at the travel center.

♪♪ The travel center?

♪♪ You could be on your way

By the end of the day.

♪♪ Did you hear that? We're

Almost there! Isn't that great?

♪♪ Oh, I guess so, but--

♪♪ Oh, mr. Knox, what are you

Afraid of? Huh?

♪♪ Sunburn, sun stroke,

Sun poisoning, food poisoning,

Spiders, raisins, unidentified

Cheese...

♪♪ Sure, sure, sure.

♪♪ Clowns, avocado pits,

Raspberry seeds, windshield

Wipers. Oh, and guys named

Bubba.

♪♪ Bubba?

♪♪ Bubba.

♪♪ Hmm.

[Indistinct chatter]

♪♪ Ohh. Hey! Watch the feet.

♪♪ Sorry. Sorry.

[Scatting]

♪♪ Ohh! Ooh!

♪♪ Whoops! No, no. Got you.

♪♪ My hat!

♪♪ Frendl thacker endu rickle

Rox.

♪♪ What did it say?

♪♪ Frendl thacker endu rickle

Rox.

♪♪ Oh.

♪♪ Do you work here?

No.

♪♪ I won a free trip!

♪♪ We won a free trip!

♪♪ You, too?

♪♪ Oh, yes, siree, sonny! I won

A contest years ago this

March. I'm still trying to

Pick up my free trip.

♪♪ Years?

♪♪ Yeah. Yeah. They told me to

Go to window . I'm still

Looking.

♪♪ Still looking? But--

♪♪ No, no. Hey, hey, hey. Don't

Worry, huh? Don't worry about

It, pal. Come on.

♪♪ But he--but he--

♪♪ [Indistinct]

♪♪ I want my hat. I want my hat.

♪♪ I'll buy you another one.

Stop worrying, all right?

Stop worrying, all right? ♪♪ [Grunting]

♪♪ [Grunting]

[Gasps]

[Grunting continues]

[Imitates engine]

♪♪ Whoo-hoo!

♪♪ Stop worrying?

♪♪ That way! Come on, mr. Knox!

♪♪ Oh!

♪♪ Oh, yeah. Here we go. Here we

Go. Huh!

♪♪ Felicitations, greetings, and

A very warm welcome to your

Travel center. I am your travel

Poobah, and it will be my most

Sincere pleasure to assist you

Today with all of your travel

Needs.

♪♪ Did you hear that? Huh!

Sincere pleasure! Travel needs!

Hey, this is going to be great!

♪♪ Please, kindly make your

Selection from the following

Menu. If you would like to

Purchase tickets, press one.

If you would like to exchange

Tickets, press .

♪♪ Just tell her what we need.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

♪♪ Ahem. Um, we're here to pick

Up free tickets.

♪♪ Good, good, good.

♪♪ If you would like to learn

To play the socks-a-phone,

Press .

♪♪ Yeah! Yeah!

[Playing]

♪♪ If you would like to learn

To rumba, press .

If you would like to enroll in

Clown college, press .

♪♪ Yeah! Yeah!

♪♪ If you would like to order

An unidentified cheese platter,

Press .

♪♪ Cheese.

♪♪ If you would like to speak to

A real person, press zero.

♪♪ Oh.

♪♪ Well, why didn't you say so

Before?

Yeah, yeah. I'm your travel

Poobah. I'm in charge here.

I'm tired, I'm cranky, my feet

Hurt. What do you want?

♪♪ Nothing.

♪♪ We won a free trip to far-off

Gazir.

♪♪ Uh-huh.

♪♪ Identification?

♪♪ Perhaps you've heard of us?

♪♪ ♪ Da da da da da da,

I'm mr. Knox

♪♪ I'm mr. Knox

♪♪ You're fox in socks

♪♪ You're fox in socks

♪♪ Yes, we are fox and knox! ♪

[Panting]

♪♪ Right. Well, whoever you are,

You can't travel without

A passage pass.

Take the red tape to hall

Down corridor to annex -b.

♪♪ Check.

♪♪ Um--

♪♪ You make the first left, then

The fourth right. That's passage

Pass classification. You got

That?

♪♪ Got it!

♪♪ Well, i--actually--

♪♪ Let's go!

♪♪ If we could just--

♪♪ I got it. Don't worry.

♪♪ Oh, and have a nice day.

Ehh. I ought to--

♪♪ Take a number. Take a number.

Take a number. Take a number.

Take a number. Take a number.

Take a number. Take a number.

Take a number. Take a number. [Beeping and buzzing]

[Beeping and buzzing]

♪♪ We've been waiting forever.

♪♪ Don't worry.

♪♪ Excuse me.

♪♪ I'm sorry.

♪♪ Pardon me. Pick a number.

Pick a number!

[Machine whirs]

♪♪ What did you get? What did

You get?

♪♪ .

♪♪ !

♪♪ We got number ! We got

Number !

♪♪ You see? Just like the cat

Said, we're almost there. Come

On, pal.

♪♪ Uh-huh.

♪♪ One! Number one!

♪♪ Hey.

♪♪ You know, maybe my luck is

Changing.

♪♪ You bet! We're next, pal!

[Both laugh]

♪♪ ! Number !

♪♪ Oh. Ahem. Excuse me. I don't

Mean to interrupt. But could we

Just ask--

♪♪ Didn't you skip the number ?

Huh? Huh?

♪♪ No. I just haven't gotten

There yet. ! Number !

♪♪ Oh, I knew it. I told you.

What are we going to do now? Go

Home?

♪♪ No, no, no. We can't go home.

Hey, we're almost there, huh?

Besides, a free trip to far-off

Gazir doesn't happen all

The time.

♪♪ That's true.

♪♪ Yeah.

♪♪ Do they have room service in

Far-off gazir?

♪♪ Oh, room service? Of course!

They'll bring you all

The tangerines you could dream

Of!

♪♪ Wow.

♪♪ Wow, huh?

♪♪ Number ,!

! Number !

,! !

Number !

[Stammers]

♪♪ ! Number !

Number ,,!

Uh, no. Window .

Number ! Number !

Number ! Number ! ! Number !

! Number !

! Number ! ! Number !

! Number !

[Sighs]

♪♪ ! Number !

♪♪ Don't move. Don't move! Wait!

♪♪ ! !

♪♪ Identification?

♪♪ ♪ Oh! Da da da da da da,

I'm mr. Knox

♪♪ I'm mr. Knox

♪♪ You're fox in socks

♪♪ You're fox in socks

[Laughs]

♪♪ We are fox and knox! ♪

♪♪ Right. Now, we just have

A few questions to ask you.

Destination?

♪♪ Far-off gazir.

♪♪ Purpose?

♪♪ Vacation?

♪♪ What number am I thinking of?

♪♪ !

♪♪ Right.

♪♪ Do you still live where you

Used to live before you moved to

Where you live now?

♪♪ No.

♪♪ Read this chart.

♪♪ Ok. Elfegthorp dizelstox.

Now, read this chart.

♪♪ I can't.

♪♪ Aha!

♪♪ Um, you might get them upset.

♪♪ Are you kidding? Trust me.

Well, let's see. Cups of

Flour, one egg, one teaspoon of

Vanilla, one pinch of nutmeg,

b*at promptly, and enjoy.

♪♪ Uhh, very well. You're

Authorized.

♪♪ Huh?

♪♪ Victory!

♪♪ ♪ Stamp, stamp, notarize,

Summarize and authorize,

Carbon copy, duplicate,

Triplicate, quintuplicate,

Entry tickets, coupons, chits,

Visas, passes, and permits,

File copies in the bin,

One copy to your next of kin ♪

♪♪ Ohh.

♪♪ Passage pass request

Approved.

♪♪ Cheese.

[Laughs]

♪♪ Oh! Approved?

♪♪ Yep!

♪♪ We did it!

♪♪ You bet!

♪♪ We can go on vacation?

♪♪ That's right.

[Both laugh]

♪♪ Look at that little beauty,

Huh?

♪♪ Ohh! Oh. We did it. We got

Our passage passes. I guess

We're really going on vacation.

♪♪ Yep. We're on our way.

We're--

♪♪ Almost there. Yes, indeedy!

I'm almost there. Anybody seen

Window ?

♪♪ Window--[stammers]

♪♪ Window , , .

What happened to ?

♪♪ Ok, people. Come on. I don't

Have all day. Scoot along. Scoot

Along. You, too, red. This way.

Come on. Now, before you can go

Any further, you have to pass

A physical fitness test.

♪♪ That doesn't worry me.

♪♪ Oh, oh. The pain. Oh,

The room is growing dark. It's

Scary.

♪♪ That doesn't worry me.

♪♪ And the test will be

Administered by

Yertle the turtle.

♪♪ Hello. [Laughs]

♪♪ Now, that worries me.

♪♪ Uh-huh.

♪♪ Uh-huh.

♪♪ Uh-huh. [Laughs]

[Laughs]

♪♪ [Laughs] good, boys.

Our selection of winners is done

With great care.

We process each entry form

Hither and there.

Each card we receive is

Hand-stamped and approved,

Then placed in a hamper

And carefully moved

To this machine,

Which we call the blur-spinner

Which huffs as it puffs

While we all break for dinner.

Ha! Dinner. [Chuckles] ahem.

It shakes and it shattles,

Both this way and that,

And then, we pull the winners--

Ahh--out from the hat.

Here we go. Hmm.

Yes. Aha! Hey, you'll never

Guess who the next winner is!

♪♪ A hat?

♪♪ Why do we have to do all this

Work...

♪♪ If you're just going to pick

The names out of a hat?

♪♪ Yeah!

♪♪ Haven't you heard of dramatic

Effect? Haven't you heard of

Tension? Oh, speaking of

Tension, I wonder how fox and

Knox are doing. Hmm?

♪♪ Let's see. Window . Where

Is it? There's hall and

Door . Maybe it's this way.

♪♪ There's no such thing as free

Vacations. You want vacations?

Well, vacations cost. And here's

Where you start paying--in

Sweat.

[Whistle blows]

♪♪ Ha! All right. Listen up,

Fellas, to what I say. Right

Now, start running in place.

♪♪ Run in place, hup!

♪♪ Oh. Oh. Oh.

♪♪ Drop and give me !

♪♪ Oh.

♪♪ You got it!

! ! ! ! ! !

♪♪ .

♪♪ ! ! ! !

♪♪ .

♪♪ Ahh.

♪♪ Now, do a backflip.

♪♪ Whoo-hoo!

♪♪ Do a forward somersault!

[Laughs]

♪♪ / Gainer with a half

A twist of lemon and a spritz of

Cherry soda.

♪♪ Yummy!

♪♪ Run in circles!

[Both grunting]

[Laughs]

♪♪ I'm getting dizzy. Oh! Oh!

♪♪ Now to the run-around!

[Laughs]

♪♪ Run faster. Run faster.

Faster, please!

♪♪ Ok.

♪♪ , , , , , .

♪♪ Now, run out and get me

A quart of milk.

♪♪ Oh, I'm falling off. I'm

Falling off. Oh!

[Grunting]

♪♪ Ta-da!

♪♪ I wanted non-fat.

♪♪ Oh.

♪♪ Let's see how you did. Bring

In the doctors!

♪♪ Calling the doctors! [Laughs]

♪♪ Medical check.

Check, check, check.

Medical check.

Check, check, check.

[Laughs]

[Grunting]

♪♪ Check!

♪♪ Aah! Oof!

♪♪ Get 'em, doctors!

♪♪ Ooh! Ooh!

♪♪ Whoa, what are you doing?

Oh, stop! Quit poking me. Ohh.

Ooh! What?

♪♪ Peek-a-boo!

[Gasps]

♪♪ Ohh!

♪♪ What?

[Laughs]

♪♪ Look!

♪♪ Now, we have just a few forms

For you to fill out.

♪♪ A few forms?

♪♪ Come on, pal!

♪♪ If you'll be kind enough to

Follow me, we'll get you on your

Way.

♪♪ Come on, pal. Let's go.

♪♪ Come on, pal. Let's go. ♪♪ But...

♪♪ But...

♪♪ Pick a form from off

The queue.

Use a pencil, number .

Ball point pens are ok, too.

But only if the pen's not blue.

♪♪ Airplane. Ha!

♪♪ Maybe you shouldn't do that.

I mean, they could get upset

Or--

♪♪ Don't worry! Origami.

[Chuckles]

♪♪ Please fill all the circles

In.

Stay within the lines.

And have a very pleasant day...

Or we'll charge you heavy fines.

♪♪ Look at this.

♪♪ Very nice.

♪♪ I don't have all day. Pay

Attention. I am in charge here,

You know. Now, get moving. Time

To get your tickets.

♪♪ Our tickets!

♪♪ Go to window right away.

♪♪ Number . Number . .

Uh, excuse me, please.

♪♪ Sorry. This window's closed.

Please go to window .

♪♪ Ohh. Window .

♪♪ Don't worry. Come on.

[Sighs]

♪♪ Keep going. This is .

♪♪ Relax, pal. [Chuckles]

♪♪ What?

[Grunts]

♪♪ Ta-da.

♪♪ What are you, crazy?

♪♪ Like a fox. Watch this.

♪♪ But--but--[stammers]

You can't do that.

♪♪ Just did.

♪♪ Yes?

♪♪ Hello. Our free vacation to

Far-off gazir, please.

♪♪ Window .

♪♪ Umm...ahem.

♪♪ Oh! Oh. Um, identification?

♪♪ Ohh.

♪♪ ♪ Da da da da da da,

I'm mr. Knox

♪♪ I'm mr. Knox

♪♪ You're fox in socks

♪♪ You're fox in socks

♪♪ [Laughs] we are fox and

Knox! ♪

♪♪ Fox and knox.

♪♪ Right. Fine, then. Free

Tickets to far-off gazir.

♪♪ See. What did I tell you?

♪♪ Stamp, stamp, notarize,

Summarize and authorize.

♪♪ Carbon copy duplicate,

Triplicate, quintuplicate.

♪♪ I'm going in.

♪♪ Where are you going? Ohh!

I don't think you should do

That.

♪♪ Rubber stamp and check and

Seal,

Attach a coupon for a meal.

♪♪ Ha ha! Ta-da.

♪♪ [Gasps] the tickets.

The tickets!

♪♪ Yeah. See, pal? Nothing to

Worry about. We're almost

There!

[Both laugh]

♪♪ Eh? Eh?

♪♪ We got our tickets!

♪♪ You bet!

♪♪ We got our passage pass!

♪♪ Yep.

♪♪ We filled out our forms!

♪♪ Check.

♪♪ Time for our vacation.

♪♪ Oh, dancing all night!

♪♪ Reading in my room!

♪♪ Luaus on the beach!

♪♪ Mints on the pillow!

♪♪ Skydiving!

♪♪ Tangerines!

♪♪ Oh, now, wait just a minute

Here. Those tickets haven't been

Verified. I'm going to need to

Reprocess them. I'll take these.

Now, if you'll simply follow

This pointer to the west wing?

[Stammering]

♪♪ Once you get there, kindly

Show your passage pass to claim

Your verified tickets, and--

♪♪ We need a vacation!

We deserve a vacation! And we

Are going to go on our vacation!

♪♪ Maybe you shouldn't--you

Know, uh--

♪♪ No, I will not wait in any

More lines. I will not go to any

More windows. I will not fill

Out any more forms. [Inhales]

My name is mr. Knox!

I won a vacation, and I want it

Now!

♪♪ What's going on here? Oh,

It's you two. Now, you fellas

Better listen to me. I'm in

Charge here.

♪♪ You're in charge?

♪♪ Yeah, maybe you shouldn't--

♪♪ I've got the badge.

♪♪ Not anymore!

[Stammers]

♪♪ What are you doing?

♪♪ You're in charge now.

♪♪ Ooh!

♪♪ Excellent! Ook!

♪♪ Ook ook ook! Ook! Ook! Ook!

[Stammering]

♪♪ Ooh.

[Laughter]

♪♪ Aah! Ohh!

[All talking at once]

Authorization...we--we--we--

West wing over there--there--

Now, look here. I can--

♪♪ Excuse me.

♪♪ I thought I told you to go to

Window .

♪♪ I'm trying to--

♪♪ Perhaps I can be of help.

Right this way.

♪♪ They've gone nuts.

♪♪ Yeah. Right there. Ok. Um,

Um...

There you go.

♪♪ I can't believe it! I'm

Almost there!

♪♪ Nice work, pal.

♪♪ [Sighs] thanks.

♪♪ You--you--you troublemakers!

I have a good mind to send you

Back to the beginning!

All righty. It's back to

The beginning for you. Off you

Go! Now, don't worry. You're

Almost there.

♪♪ ♪ Stamp, stamp, notarize,

Summarize and authorize,

Carbon copy duplicate,

Triplicate, quintuplicate,

Cancel, seal, approve, endorse,

File twice and reinforce,

Rubber stamp and check and seal,

Attach a coupon for a meal,

Stamp, stamp, stamp

♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

♪♪ Duplicate, triplicate,

Stamp, stamp, stamp

♪♪ Da-da, yeah, yeah

♪♪ Triplicate, quintuplicate

♪♪ Talkin' 'bout stamp

♪♪ Huh!

♪♪ Ahh

♪♪ Stamp,

Stamp, stamp, stamp

♪♪ Hey

♪♪ Duplicate, triplicate,

Stamp, stamp, stamp

♪♪ Whoo

♪♪ Triplicate, quintuplicate,

Stamp, stamp, stamp

♪♪ I'm talkin' 'bout stamp

♪♪ Duplicate, triplicate,

Stamp, stamp, stamp

Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

♪♪ Ooh ♪

♪♪ You may depart now.

Get out!

[Both gasp]

♪♪ Hey! Well done, mr. Knox,

Sir.

♪♪ Why, thank you, mr. Fox, sir.

♪♪ After you. [Both laugh]

♪♪ No, after you.

♪♪ Aww!

♪♪ And have a super time--time--

♪♪ And have a super time--time-- time--time--time--time...

Time--time--time--time...

♪♪ Yeah. Now, isn't this great?

You see what happens when you

Try something new?

♪♪ You were right.

♪♪ Oh, yeah. You know, gazir is

Nice, but maybe we should go to

Solla sollew next time. Eh? Eh?

♪♪ Actually, I like it here.

♪♪ Oh, come on, huh? Uh? Uh?

Give it a try.

♪♪ Oh, ok.

♪♪ That's the spirit. Ahh.

♪♪ Guess what? I won a vacation,

Too! Hey, what do you think of

Far-off gazir?

♪♪ Oh, I like it.

♪♪ Mmm.

♪♪ But I really miss that travel

Center.

♪♪ Uh--phew.

[All inhale]

[All inhale] [all sigh]

[All sigh]