- [ Gasps ] - you're right, abby... This
Nigel uno kid is pretty good.
Told you.
He's a little high-strung, but
Totally kids next door material.
Hmm.
i'll be the judge of that.
[ Hands clapping ]
Numbuh 274, sir!
At ease, cadet.
You handled that octopaddler
Pretty well, but do you have
What it takes to fight me?
Fight you, sir?
No way!
I don't recall giving you a
Choice, cadet.
Huh?
[ Gasps ]
Aaaaaaah!
My shoelaces!
Tied together.
Oldest trick in the book.
[ Laughs ]
You pretty good, kid, but
Just remember... I'm the best
There is.
Yes, sir.
Hey, numbuh 274!
How's about a picture for
Tonight's kids next door news?
Sure, numbuh 8x10.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
Hey, numbuh 1, I just
Downloaded the new tree house
Program from the super-big
Computermabob.
Hopefully, this one won't fall
In love with you.
It wasn't the falling-in-love
Part that bothered me... It was
The trying-to-blow-up-me-and-my-
Girlfriend part.
Ex-girlfriend, you mean.
Lizzie dumped you cold,
Remember?
Vividly.
Hey, the ice-cream supply
Ship's gonna be here any second.
Want to go see if they need any
Help eating... I mean, unloading
It?
Nah, I'm gonna go see what's
Happening up on the bridge.
I'll catch you guys later.
All right.
Well... Later, numbuh 1.
It is time numbuh 1 finds out
The truth about the splinter
Cell.
Time, indeed.
Oh, no!
There's no way I'm letting you
Guys on this ship!
Relax, numbuh 48 flavors.
Yeah, we just came to help
Unload.
Well, the last time you guys
"Helped," I was missing 75
Gallons of choo-choo chocolate
Chip, and it came out of my
Rations!
Don't worry.
We'll just take a little taste.
Ohh!
Too late.
We just finished it up.
What was that?
Sir, all defensive systems
Have been knocked out!
What's happening?
Who's attacking us?
Teenagers!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Gasps ]
Full power has been restored!
Where are the teenagers?
Track them now!
They're gone, nigel.
long gone.
Well, what's that, sir?
A message.
Fellow kids next door, for as
Long as we can remember, we have
Been at w*r with the teenagers.
We've been picked on, given
Noogies, pink bellies, and
Wedgies, and called "shrimp."
But we've given back as good as
We got.
We've read the teenagers'
Diaries, told on them, and
Created the acne virus, but
Today, I'm here to tell you that
We are at the crossroads of a
New relationship with the teens.
Their pituicolonoid hormones
Are finally suffering hypothalic
Breakdown?
We're gonna launch a
Full-out nuclear cheese strike
On them?
No.
We're going to make peace with
Them.
[ Crowd gasps ]
That's right!
The teenagers have asked for a
Truce, and it's in the best
Interest of kids worldwide for
Us to accept it, so this
Afternoon, our diplomats will
Meet them aboard the kids next
Door gihugecarrier to sign the
Soon-to-be-historic "you don't
Mess with us, we don't mess with
You," kid/teen treaty!
[ Crowd murmurs ]
Yes, fellow kids next door!
I understand your concerns, but
I, numbuh infinity, assure you
That the teen diplomats have
Vowed their utmost sincerity in
This matter.
Tell that to my older brother
After he promised not to give me
An atomic wedgie!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Yes, yes, but there is much
Preparation to be done, and I
Assure you I will be available
After the meeting if you have
Any questions.
[ Crowd jeers ]
That was his polite way of
Saying "put a sock in it!"
Kids next door dismissed!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
A treaty with the teenagers?
Ridiculous.
It has to be a trap.
Numbuh infinity, may I have a
Word with you?
[ Glass shatters ]
You've got to be kidding me!
I've worked too hard to be
Double-crossed like this!
You know it was not my
Decision!
They just told me to tell you!
Tell him what?
Numbuh 1.
Thank goodness you're here!
This teenager broke into my
Office and att*cked me!
You!
Come here, you!
Huh?
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Grunting ]
Numbuh infinity, are you
Okay?
Excellent work, numbuh 86.
But your job is only half done.
Arrest that boy!
What?!
Treaty!
You're lying!
Hey, get off of me!
- It's you who's working with - chad!
I saw you!
Take them to kids next door
Arctic prison!
I will not have anyone, kid or
Teen, get in the way of peace!
He what?!
You better not be saying that
Just to get us to stop eating
Your ice cream.
It's true!
- Both chad and numbuh 1 were - arrested!
They're being flown to arctic
Prison any minute now!
And stop eating my ice cream!
We won't have enough for the
After-treaty luncheon!
Let's go, traitor scum!
Move it!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Oooh, nice bracelet!
Get off!
Numbuh 1, what happened?
I caught infinity planning
Something with chad, and now
He's trying to frame me.
Why would he do that?
The only thing I can figure
Is that he's one of the splinter
Cell and is working with the
Teens to set a trap at the
Signing.
You've got to warn numbuh 362!
But what about you?
These two are going on an
All-expense-paid trip to
Kids next door arctic prison.
Contact your travel agent or
Commit high treason if you'd
Like to join them.
It appears your position has
Been compromised.
You should return to base.
No.
The treaty must go as planned.
[ Scuffling ]
What are you and infinity up
To?
Tell me!
Listen, uno, the absolute
Last person I want to be
Handcuffed to right now is you!
And the only thing keeping me
From knocking your block off is
That I don't want to drag your
Unconscious butt around when I
Bust out of here!
And just where do you think
You're going?
To stop that treaty!
Huh?
And, unfortunately, wherever
i go, you go.
Now, if you don't mind, it's
Time to rock.
[ Rock music plays ]
Aaah!
Turn it off!
She's breaking up!
Aaaaaaaah!
We've lost her!
Eject, eject!
Um, arctic prison?
Yes, we're going to be a wee bit
Late.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
Yo, check it out!
No, no, no!
I will not hear another word!
- What do you think that's - about?
Maybe he's asking for an
Extra serving of ice cream at
The treaty luncheon.
Or 48 flavors is part of the
Splinter cell, too!
Come on!
We'd better go find numbuh 362
Fast!
That was brilliant, chad.
Any other ways of getting us
k*lled, aside from crashing our
Ship into a mountain?
Well, at least I got us out
So I can stop that treaty.
Aah!
And what makes you think I'll
Help you do that?
Because it's a trap, genius!
Aaaah!
Well, of course it's a trap,
But then why would you want to
Stop it?
Unless you're being
Double-crossed, as well!
Of course!
This splinter cell's goal is to
Rid the world of all adults, so
It would make sense to include
You teenagers, as well.
Brilliant deduction.
Now will you shut your yap?
We're here.
A minimart?
Well!
I'm glad you got us here.
Now we can stock up on microwave
Burritos and slushees.
Just sit down.
Oh, that's an even more
Brilliant idea.
Hanging out in a parking lot
Will get us to the
Gihugecarrier real fast!
I said sit down and shut up!
Both: whoa!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Numbuh 362!
We got to talk to you!
Of course, numbuh 5.
What's wrong?
It's numbuh infinity!
He's...
- Wondering why you and your - teammates aren't on your way to
The gihugecarrier.
Oh, right.
Uh, well, we just have to talk
To numbuh 362.
after the treaty.
Uh, no!
We want to talk now!
Or perhaps you would like to
Join your illustrious leader at
The arctic prison?
Uh, no, thanks.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
We'll just see you at the
Treaty.
Come on, y'all.
On your feet, princess!
Aah!
Whoa.
Where are we?
Secret teenager hideout.
There's one beneath every
Minimart.
Really?
Of course.
Why else would teenagers hang
Out in boring parking lots?
And speaking of "boring," I'm
Cutting you loose so I can stop
- That treaty without your whiny - butt!
But first, I'm gonna pound the
Tuna salad out of you for taking
What should be mine!
Taking what?
Yo, chad, what are you doing
Here, dude?
Uh... What's up, guys?
Aren't you supposed to be on
Your way to the treaty?
Hey, is that a dumb kid?
Um... Yeah.
You know the penalties for
Telling some stupid kid about
Our secret hideouts!
Who are you calling stu...
Whoa!
Whaaaaaa!
Come on!
We're getting out of here!
[ Groaning ]
Hey!
Get him!
Honored participants, I would
Like to begin this historic day
By not greeting you as kids or
Teenagers, but as youth, for
That is what we truly are.
And united in this youth, we are
Here to erase the jagged line
Between kids and teenagers in
Order to make us one in our
Non-adulthood!
Thank you.
And now it is my honor to
Welcome the leader of the
Teenagers in this historic
Event.
Friends, I give you...
The steve!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Crowd cheering ]
What?
[ Whispering ]
Where?
[ Whispering ]
Oh, yeah... The treaty.
Right.
It's cool.
I just thought we were stopping
To get some tacos or something
Before we came here, you know?
I swear.
- There's gonna be tacos at this - luncheon thing, right?
Yes, sir.
And ice cream, too?
And ice cream.
Cool.
Rock 'n' roll!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Excuse me, but isn't the idea
To avo getting hit?
you're about to get hit if
You don't put a sock in it!
Attention, teenage aircraft!
This is kids next door
Restricted airspace!
Stand down or get sh*t down!
No way, man!
Those dudes we're chasing stole
My bro's bike!
Get out!
Kids next door squadron, open
Fire on those bikenappers!
Great... Now we've got both
Sides after us!
Let me fly this hunk of junk!
[ Alarm beeps ]
And now the signing of the
Kid/teen treaty shall commence!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Shall we?
Du-u-u-u-de!
You know, before we do this
Thing, the steve would like to
Play a little song that my band
Wrote for just such an occasion.
[ Loud rock music plays ]
[ All screaming ]
What?
Is it that bad?
'Cause, like, none of us can
Hear it.
We teens are wearing protective
Earplugs, baby!
But what about the treaty?
Ow!
Don't you get it?
We, like, totally, b*rned you
Like little, itty-bitty pieces
Of toast!
See, that's not my band playing.
That's just some junk our
Science nerds came up with to,
Like, destroy you all!
Whoa!
Dude, check it out!
Laser light show!
That's no light show!
[ Both screaming ]
[ Gasps ]
Kids next door... Battle
Stations!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
No!
It wasn't supposed to happen
Like this!
Hyah!
Plug that into your amplifier,
Baby!
Huh?
[ Whistles ]
Hey, guys!
Infinity's getting away!
[ Groans ]
Dude!
What's the idea of trashing my
Totally awesome plan?
I'm gonna, like, totally...
No!
That kid is mine!
[ Panting ]
Going somewhere,
Numbuh infinity?
- I wa... I-i was just going to - get help.
You'll need help, all
Right... Help patching your butt
Together after we kick it into a
Million pieces for selling us
Out to the teenagers!
No!
I had no idea they'd
Double-cross us!
I was trying to...
Don't move!
Unh!
I have had it with you!
Ohhh...
You think you know
Everything?
Well, you...
Wh-o-o-o-o-oa!
[ Both scream ]
You heard me.
I said, "drop 'em!"
Not those.
The ice cream.
But, yeah, drop the weapons,
Too.
Excellent work, 48 flavors.
Now, let's take your ship and
Get out of here before...
Oh, no.
You're staying here, with
Everyone else.
- But I thought you two were - working together.
Ha!
He's been trying all day to
Bully me into giving the
Diplomat table an extra serving
Of ice cream at the after-treaty
Luncheon.
Huh.
Well, forget it!
I am sick of everyone eating all
my ice cream!
All day, every day, I deliver it
To every sector's tree house,
And do I get any thanks?
No-o-o-o-o-o!
Well, guess what.
I have rigged this ship with
Enough chocolate sauce to break
It in two.
After today, no one is ever
Eating my ice cream ever again!
[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Clears throat ]
This calls for some diplomacy.
[ Clears throat ]
Get him!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Panting ]
Aaah!
Ugh!
Aaah!
[ Straining ]
Oh, no, you don't!
Let go of me!
[ Straining ]
No!
[ Straining ]
Like, totally, abandon ship,
Dude!
Aaaaaaaaaah!
What?
Aaaaaaaah!
Ugh!
- [ Gasps ] - [ laughs ]
Guess I'll let you slide this
Time, nigey.
Arrgh!
Ugh!
And I'll give you the boot!
Aaaah!
[ Strains ]
Why couldn't you leave the
Kids next door gracefully?
I looked up to you.
We a did.
That's not my problem!
You were the best there was.
I... Still... Am!
No.
You're not.
Waaah! Ugh!
Why, you little...
Whoa!
[ Grunts ]
My shoelaces.
Tied together.
Oldest trick in the book.
No!
Don't do it!
Why not?!
Give me one reason why I
Shouldn't finish this traitor
Once and for all!
Because...
He's one of us.
He's what?
I'm still a kids next door
Operative.
I always have been.
You expect me to believe that
After all the things you've
Done?!
Everything I've done has been
To help the kids next door.
Yeah, right.
Trying to send our moon base
Into the sun really helped us.
Cree was on her way to do the
Same thing, so I had to stop
Her.
- And today I was trying to warn - numbuh infinity about the teens'
Trap, until you had to come and
Blow my cover.
Practically every mission you
And sector "v" did, I was right
There, helping from the
Sidelines.
And you didn't even know it.
But they still picked you
Instead of me!
who picked me?
The splinter cell?
There is no splinter cell,
You dope!
They just use that to cover
Their tracks!
W-who did?
There are others, others that
Numbuh 362 doesn't even know
About, higher up than her,
Higher up than us teenage
Operatives.
Their...
That's enough, numbuh 274.
Nigel uno will find out what he
Has been chosen for in due time.
In the meantime, our positions
Have been compromised.
We must return to base.
Wait! What's this all about?!
Wait!
Don't go!
Please, tell me what I've been
Chosen for!
Please!
Please...
No one ever saw numbuh 274 or
Numbuh infinity again.
Where they went, we may never
Know, but it's clear there's
- More than the kids next door out - there.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Come on, numbuh 1, let's go
Raid the pizza-supply ship.
Well, I'm not really...
Oh, come on.
[ Indistinct talking ]
[ Deep voice ] nigel uno is
Finally ready.
Agreed.
It is time to take him... Away.
But enough with the
Voice-changer things already.
[ Normal voice ] aw.
But it makes me sound so cool!
[ Deep voice ] nigel uno, I am
Your father.
Give me that!
♪ The big ship went boom
♪ Sent us all to our doom
♪ And I said, "like, dude, is
Everyone okay?" ♪
♪ They said, "yeah, man, we're
Cool ♪
♪ Every dude, chick, and fool"
♪ 'Cause we went high off the
Ground ♪
♪ Hey, man, we're okay
♪ That's when we all say
♪ It's a good thing there were
Parachutes all around ♪
06x13 - Operation T.R.E.A.T.Y.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.