01x11 - Operation: P.I.A.N.O./Operation: Z.O.O.

[bunniefuu]

[ Beeping ]

[ Alarm blaring ]

Come on, troops.

Move out!

Let's go! Let's go!

Move, move, move!

Woman: kids next door

s.k.y.c.l.a.w....

super sunbeam kool yellow claw

lowering aerial w*apon.

- All systems - looking good.

Hamster generator

Is at maximum power!

Speed set

At super-fast factor five.

Okay, team. Numbuh 4

Has discovered the source

- Of an imminent delivery - of hundreds

Of type "p" kid-t*rture devices.

Our mission is to find

The shipment and destroy it.

Type "p"? What's

A type "p" t*rture device?

These things are horrible!

They've got to be stopped.

[ Rumbling ]

[ Horn blares ]

♪ Oh, my little charlene

♪ The sweetest durn girl

That I ever done seen ♪

♪ Well, she's not too purty,

And her teeth ain't clean ♪

♪ But she's got quite a way

Of cookin' sardines ♪

♪ Oh, my little charlene

♪ The sweetest durn girl

That I ever done... ♪

[ Motor whirring ]

Ugh...

There's thousands of them.

Pianos?

Type "p" t*rture devices

Are pianos?

You don't know

What it's like!

They make you play the same song

Over and over again.

♪ Tink-ta-tink ga ga ga-ga

Ga ga-ga ga-ga ♪

Ahhh!

It's... It's...

It's horrible!

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

I'm serious!

My mum ordered one

Of these monstrosities... For me.

[ Sobbing ]

He's right. These things are

A menace to children everywhere.

So let's get started.

Numbuh 3, signal numbuh 2

To begin

"Operation lift and shade."

Okey-dokey.

Aye, aye.

Hey!

Uh! Watch it!

Oops. Ooh, oop!

Uh, almost.

Woo-hoo!

One down.

Yay!

No more pianos!

Excellent! Let's get

That player piano next.

[ Yodeling ]

Gently. Gently.

Hey, watch it!

Oh, man. This

Is taking way too long.

Huh?

Bingo!

[ Grunting ]

Come on, open up,

You cruddy... Gaaa!

[ Gasps ]

Numbuh 4, you are

Some kind of genius.

Huh?

Ohh!

[ Crash! ]

Whoa! Whoa!

Uhh!

[ Crash! ]

[ Groaning ]

Uhhh! Uhhhh!

Aaaahhhh!

Uhhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Aaahhhh!

Okay, kids next door,

Simple question.

What did we learn today?

Do not deviate

From plans.

Teamwork is the key

To mission success.

Operational procedures

Are important.

Pianos are heavy.

Oh, close enough.

Okay, here's the bad news.

Numbuh 4's "strategy"

Didn't get all the pianos.

Satellite readings indicate that

One piano remains on the truck.

Well, what are we waiting for?

[ Grunts ]

Hold it, numbuh 4.

You're in no condition

To go anywhere.

Oh, yeah? Just watch me.

[ Grunting ]

Whoa!

[ Thud ]

- Just my point. - But don't worry.

We managed to find

A temporary replacement for you.

[ Groans ]

[ Gasps ]

Aahhhh! [ Giggles ]

New numbuh 4 is so cute!

Mmm! Mmm! Mmmm!

[ Murmurs in a baby voice ]

You're replacing me

With a hamster?!

Well, it was short notice.

Besides, the new numbuh 4

Came up with a great plan.

Wow, smart and cute, too.

Oh, yeah, baby.

You got it going on.

Hey, that's

What I'm talking about.

Ha ha!

[ Coos ]

Together: awwwwww!

You've got to be kidding!

You're not actually

Gonna let a hamster

- Devise a plan - for you guys, are you?

Oh, no. Now don't

Worry there, numbuh 4.

We'll get that last piano!

Owwwww-ooooh!

- [ Laughs ] - yeah, right.

- Well... - [ Clears throat ]

New kids next door,

Let's move out!

Bye-bye!

[ Groans ]

Stupid hamster

With his stupid plans!

What's he gonna do...

Munch on toilet rolls

Until they give up?

I ought to just... Ohh!

Stupid chair

With stupid controls!

Whoa! Who-o-o-a!

Hey!

Stop, you stupid piece of...

Ughhhh!

Well, I'm gonna handle

This situation personally.

You can't send a rodent

To do a kid's job.

Uhhhhh...

Ooohhhh...

Aaaaaa...

Uh! Stupid kiwi, wallaby,

Marsupial, koala...

Uh!

Slowly...

Slow now, gently.

Uhh!

Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Ooooooohhhhhh!

♪ My little charlene

♪ The nicest young gal

This side of the coast ♪

- ♪ Well, she's got big ears, - and she's dumber than most ♪

♪ But I sure like the way

That she butters my toast ♪

♪ Yippee-ay-yay,

Peoples and does ♪

♪ Yippee-ay-yay,

Tractors and toes ♪

[ Yodels ]

Huh?

Okay.

Oh, my stars in heavens!

Oh, you poor little critter.

You all right, little feller?

Aaahh! Ahh!

You say you had yourself

A car wreck?!

[ Hamster murmurs ]

You say you

Hurt your little tail? Awww...

[ Cries ]

[ Sobs ]

Why, you poor thing!

- You say you - hurt your little paw.

[ Voice breaking ]

Darn thing you ever did hear?

Well, ain't that the saddest

Let's go, you two.

Whee!

Ooohh.

All right, everyone.

Heave!

[ All grunt ]

[ Sobs ] and then you say y'all

Done lost your girlfriend.

[ Sobs ]

[ Wails ]

[ All grunting ]

Numbuh 4 was right.

Pianos sure are heavy.

And then old shep ran away.

And that's when I done drove

My truck right off the road!

That's right. That's it.

Come on. Almost there.

Come on.

And then charlene

Done gone and left me

For my best friend, skater.

And he's a guitar player.

Numbuh 4: aha!

Good thing I showed up.

Your cruddy plan

Will never work.

You think he's gonna fall

For your fake stories

About being injured and hurt to

Get him to stop paying attention

Long enough for the rest

Of the team to climb

Into the back of the truck

And take the last piano

He's transporting off to

Be destroyed, huh?!

Fake stories?

[ Laughs nervously ]

I trusted you!

Dog!

[ Plop! ]

[ Groans ]

[ Plop! ]

Well, we're

Almost there.

Last time I open up

My heart and soul

To some strange, apparently

Near-death hamster!

So how are we

Going to get it down?

Numbuh 1: well, we could...

All: aaahhhh!

Numbuh 4: yes, sir!

Nothing like a great plan

Coming together like that!

We managed

To destroy all the pianos,

Including the one

Meant for me.

Yeah. Great.

[ Alarm blaring ]

Woman: kids next door satellites

have detected

a large shipment of violins.

- destruction - is required immediately.

assembling all functioning

kids next door members.

[ Laughing ]

Bye-bye!

Hamsters: whee!

[ Beeping ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

Yeah?

Excuse me, young man.

But I'm looking for

The, uh...

The kids next floor.

That's kids next door.

Oh, yes!

Are you one of them?

I'm their leader.

My name is mrs. Goodwall.

And I'd like to invite

You and your friends

To my children's zoo.

Yeah, like I want to spend

My free time petting a goat.

No, you don't understand.

It's...

[ Door slams ]

Oh, dear. How impolite.

How's the work

Coming along, team?

Who was at the door, numbuh 1?

Oh, some crazy old lady inviting

Us to some stupid kids' zoo.

Numbuh 5 hates zoos!

Hey, numbuh 1...

- Should I use - a pound-o-matic hammer on this?

- Or just bang it in - with this brick?

Well, of course you

Should use the... Uh!

Ohhhhhh... Uh!

Numbuh 1...

- Should I use the hammer - or the brick?

Together: aaahh!

[ All snoring ]

[ Groans ]

Whoa!

Oh, my aching... Hey!

I got an earring!

And you got one, too.

Where are we?

I don't know.

Hey!

What the...

Man: did you see

That thing jump?

[ Both laugh ]

[ Growls ]

Grrr! [ Growls ]

- Aaahh! - Aaahh!

[ Murmurs ]

Oh... Hey,

What's all the racket?

And where are we?

I think we're in a zoo...

A zoo where they keep kids!

Together: [ monotone ] brilliant

Deduction, kids next dumb.

- Ha! - It's about time!

- Someone should have - put you

Delightful children from down

The lane in a cage years ago!

You mean

Like... Yourself?

Oh, yeah.

I hate it when they do that.

Oh, fabulous!

The obnoxious brats cage

Is awake and full of activity!

I see you've met

Your counterparts

In the delightfully charming

Children exhibit.

We are good children.

Please release us.

- Yeah, you - can't keep us here.

I know one thing... You better

Let me out of this cage!

Settle down, children.

Now, you see, this

Is exactly why I created

My state-of-the-art

Children's zoo.

Adults are fa-a-scinated

By children.

But they're far too wild

To keep in their house.

I have so many

Exciting habitats here...

Like the nerd enclosure.

Hey, let me

Use the computer!

My turn! You were

On the computer all day!

The gossips cage...

Oh, I cannot believe

That she totally, like...

And, of course,

The ugly children display.

[ Sniffles ] oh, oh.

But by far our most po-o-pular

Attraction is our live feeding

Of the obnoxious brats

To our schoolyard bully.

[ Belches ]

[ Growls ]

And you impolite little brats

Are today's 2:00 meal.

[ Laughs evilly ]

See you at lunchtime!

Hee hee-hee-hee!

[ Evil laughter ]

Bon appétit, kids next door.

Hmmmm...

We don't have much time.

- We need to get - out of here now.

Spread out, kids next door!

[ Piano music plays ]

Okay... Uh...

I... Suggest we...

Panic!!

[ Screaming and shouting ]

[ Screaming and shouting

[ Continue ]

Will y'all just shut up?!

I can't think straight

Between your screaming

And their stupid record player.

[ Gasps ] record player.

Ooh, that's it!

I think numbuh 5's got a plan,

But it involves us working

With the delightful children.

Are you crazy?

They're the enemy!

Yeah, I ain't doing

Anything with those freaks!

Me neither!

And besides...

It's lunchtime!

In a few more minutes, we're

Going to be lunch for a bully.

And there are hundreds of kids

Here that need our help.

That means we've got to get out

Of here by any means necessary.

Okay. I'm in.

I won't like it.

But let's do it.

I'll eat later.

Your play, numbuh 5.

We have to get out of here.

Father will be most displeased

If we're not home

In time for our luncheon.

- Yo! - Delightful dorks!

You want to get

Out of this joint?

Of course we do,

You stupid girl.

This place is humiliating!

Then numbuh 5 suggests

A little cooperation.

Hmm...

What do you have in mind?

Okay. Check this out.

[ Thud ]

Numbuh 5 hopes this works.

Ohhhhh! Ahhh!

Now hook it up

Like I told you!

You guys ready?

Check.

Let's do this.

Okay, delightful brats,

Let her rip.

[ Grunts ] the tire's

Gonna slip through.

Hold on!

Numbuh 2:

It's... It's working.

Come on!

[ Moaning ]

Just a little more...

Aaahh!

[ Groaning ]

Now we're stuck

In here without music!

Wind it again.

It's broken.

Wind it again!

Okay, okay, but I'm telling

You this is a waste of time.

Come on. Come on.

Huh?!

Thank you very much...

Kids next door.

You are...

Welcome?

Now if you don't mind,

We'll be leaving.

Ah, why I ought to...

Easy, numbuh 4.

- We'll take care - of them later.

- We've gotta free - all the other kids in this zoo.

So let's roll!

Yay!

Go get 'em! Go!

[ Growls ]

Both: nah.

[ Growls ]

Together: nah.

[ Growls ]

[ Children chattering ]

- Okay, we've got - a big group here.

So numbuh 2, 3, and 4, herd

These kids to the nearest exit.

Move 'em out!

Go! Go! Go!

Numbuh 3: yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

Get along, everybody!

Well, numbuh 5,

Nice work today.

Look out!

Hey, what did

You do that for?

Look!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Such naughty children.

- It's a good thing - my new friends

Tipped me off

To your naughty plan.

So long, kids next meal.

[ Evil laughter ]

Why those double-crossing

Little...

Now, now. We don't want to be

Late for lunch, do we?

Numbuh 3: yee-hoo!

Look! The gate's locked.

Numbuh 4: come on,

This way!

You wouldn't happen to have

Another plan, would you?

- Mrs. Goodwall: - come on, brats.

The bully's getting hungry.

Wait!

Numbuh 2: oh, man.

This one's locked, too.

Numbuh 3:

Let's go this way.

All: ya-hoo!

Hmm...

I said, "move it."

Can we at least

Just say we're sorry?

What?!

Yeah, we know we've been

Impolite brats.

And we're

Very, very sorry...

Right?

Oh, yes! Very sorry.

Well, now that's more like it.

We can be

Very polite, ma'am.

Really?

Oh, oh-oh-oh,

Most definitely.

Now if you will be kind enough

To take a few steps back,

We'll show you.

Well, uh, like so?

Perfect.

- Well, what - are you waiting for?

I wanna see some politeness.

Ha ha ha!

Maybe later, sucker.

Numbuh 3: aaahhhhh!

Mrs. Goodwall:

Whoa! Oh, oh, oh!

Wait for me!

Numbuh 5!

Hey!

Like I was saying before,

Nice job today.

Ah, it was too easy.

So, you ready to go home?

Unh-unh.

Numbuh 5 is starting

To like the zoo.

Mrs. Goodwall: aaahhhhh!

Oh, goodness!

Oh, no!

Help!



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

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