01x11 - Fanning the Flames

[bunniefuu]

Get off me, clemper.

But I just want to be your friend!

Will someone please remind me

Why this was a good idea?

Hey, you're the one who wanted

To map out the ghost zone.

You're also the only one

That doesn't have to wear

These stupid fenton phones.

♪ Ember, you will remember ♪

Good thing they also work as wireless earphones

Because these things are a fashion don't.

They're not supposed to look good.

They're supposed to filter out

Spectral noise so we can communicate--

Oof--like when I say things like

"Help get this thing off me!"

They're not stupid.

I think they make great techno goth earrings.

Really?

Hey, maybe I should give a pair to paulina.

Yes, danny.

That's what I'm saying.

Give a pair to paulina.

[Grunting]

Oh!

Will you be my friend?!

Awwk!

[Off key] ♪ ember

♪ So warm and tender

♪ You will remember my name ♪

[Shivering]

Can a ghost get frostbite?

Oh, here.

My hands are warm.

♪ Ember

♪ Go, ember

♪ Go ember

♪ Remember

♪ Remember

I think I'm gonna need my hands for this.

♪ Ember

Ember: ♪ you will remember my name ♪

What on earth is that ghostly wail?

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom ♪

♪ Yo, danny fenton, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

[Screaming]

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

Ember: ♪ oh, ember

♪ You will remember

I don't get it.

This ember mclean comes out of nowhere

And suddenly she's the biggest thing since mps.

It's so--

Infuriating how mindless prepackaged

Corporate bubblegum is preventing

True musical artists from being heard?

I was gonna say weird,

But, uh, ok.

Ember is not just about music.

She's an expression of my unique individuality.

Oh, yeah!

You're one of a kind--

Every single one of you.

Nice earrings.

Sale at the -cent store?

For your information, paulina,

They're a gift.

Danny gave them to me.

Really?!

He gave you earrings?

I always knew you two losers

Would end up together.

We're not losers!

We're not together!

Ember!

Go, ember!

Ember! Remember!

Ember! Go, ember!

Both: will you keep it down!

Hey, check it out!

The lovebirds are ganging up on foley.

Both: we're not lovebirds!

Lancer: as you know, the northwestern

Standardized testing starts in two days,

And because my bonus is proportional

To your grades,

We have installed the cramtastic mark --

The latest in state-of-the-art

Subliminal study aid technology.

Let the learning begin.

♪ ...remember

♪ Go on and tell her

♪ You will remember my name ♪

[Cheering]

[Music playing softly]

Foley!

Turn off that blasted pda!

It's not me!

It's coming from outside.

♪ Yeah

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Cheering]

Hello, casper high!

Tell me who you love!

[Chanting "ember! Ember!"]

That's it, baby, say my name!

Are you ready for a little youth revolution?!

[Cheering]

We love you, ember!

That's because I fill a void in your empty lives.

Tucker: you're right, ember!

Uh-oh!

Attention, freakishly dressed teen idol,

I order you to cease and desist.

Desist this, grandpa!

Pride and prejudice!

Danny: ember's the ghost?

Oh, my gosh!

I gotta save lancer.

Wow, this is bittersweet.

Now to knock the pop princess off the...

Charts?

Hey, no encore?

What's that all about?

Ember...

Ember...

Ember.

If I see one hint of that woman

In school today, I'll--

Chicken soup for the soul!

Tucker, you're starting to scare me--

And I fight ghosts.

It's an ember thing.

You wouldn't understand it.

Uh, you do realize she's an evil,

Mind-controlling spirit

From another dimension.

Yeah,

But you said the same thing about paulina.

You know, he has a point.

Hey, everyone!

Ember's giving away free concert tickets

At bucky's music mega store!

Nice hair!

Thanks! Nice hair!

[Chanting "ember! Ember!"]

You people aren't going anywhere

Except detention!

Must...have...ember...tix.

We're going to have to deprogram him.

[Whistling]

This is where the healing starts.

I still don't get why we're not affected

By ember's music.

Maybe because of your ghost powers and my--

Individuality or intelligence.

I was gonna say utter disdain

For anything popular,

But ok.

You really think I'm smart?

Not so fast.

You two lovebirds

May be the only students left

In the entire school--

Both: we're not lovebirds!

But that's not going to stop me

From giving you an education.

[Grunts]

Lord of the flies!

They're slipping right through my hands!

[Gasps]

Are you ok, sam?

Huh? Oh!

It's just really nice up here.

That's all.

Flying is nice.

[Grunting]

Falling stinks.

[Music playing]

♪ Oh, ember

♪ Go on and tell her

♪ You will remember my name

[Cheering]

Tell me who you love!

[Chanting "ember! Ember!"]

Something tells me they're not gonna love

Seeing their idol sucked inside the fenton thermos.

I think I can distract them.

[Chanting "ember! Ember!"]

[All gasp]

Hey, everybody, look!

It's ember mclame!

Oh, great. A critic.

Maybe you'll like my new song better.

Oh!

Hey, do you take requests?

How 'bout "b*at it!"

How 'bout I just lay down

A few power chords instead, dipstick.

[Plays chord]

[Laughing]

[Cheering]

Dipstick?!

Ho ho! Funny.

Who writes your insults,

The same hack who writes your songs?

[Chanting "ember! Ember!"]

[Straining]

Chanting...

Makes her stronger.

You got that right, baby pop.

And the more kids chanting,

The stronger I get.

Whoa!

[Grunts]

You think I'm strong now,

Just wait until midnight

When my concert goes global

And the whole world's chanting my name!

Then you'll all be my slaves!

[Screaming]

Get away from him!

Aw, teen love.

They say it never lasts,

But nothing distracts teenagers

More than hormones.

And I need to keep you busy

For the next hours.

I have more than just music for you.

Now that they're chanting my name,

My music can affect you!

How 'bout a love song?!

Whoa!

Huh?

Well, I think I'll

Leave the new couple alone.

Ciao, babies.

[Laughing]

New couple?

What the heck is she talking about?

Uh, danny, now would be a real good time

To go ghost and fly me out of here.

Danny, wait! What are you doing?

Wow!

I just never realized...

You're really pretty

When you're about to fall off a building.

Danny?

Get back, danny!

Danny, stop!

Don't come any closer.

But you're over there

And I'm over here.

I want to be over there.

Wait. I know that look.

That's that same longing,

Puppy dog stare you give paulina.

Who's paulina?

That's a pleasant side effect.

[Gasps]

[Screams]

Lancer: attention, students!

By authority of the emergency mass grounding act,

You are all under house arrest.

You will now be returned to your homes

To await parental punishment.

And as for your precious ember,

She's going down!

[Screams]

Guys: ember!

We love you!

[Siren]

[Grunting]

What is the matter with you kids?

You need to be preparing for

The northwestern testing tomorrow.

How can I study?

All I can think about is sam.

What's wrong with you?

Why aren't you thinking about ember?

Well, I'm thinking about putting you both

In the fenton stockades.

Jack, we can't lock the kids

In some medieval containment device.

Oh, all right.

We'll just ground 'em

Like every other parent.

I'm going to ember mclean's midnight concert tonight,

And there's nothing you can do about it.

Oh! You and your brother

Are not leaving this house, young lady!

Fenton stockades!

I meant them!

[Distant music]

♪ Yeah

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Cheering]

Sam.

Sam.

Sam!

You snuck out to see me!

Oh, this is just like "romeo and juliet,"

Except I'm the one on the balcony

And I can understand everything we're saying.

Danny, open up!

Ow!

You want me to open up? Ok.

Um, one time when I was ,

I really wanted a puppy,

But my parents--will you knock it off!

We have to stop ember's concert

Before she takes over the world.

Ok, even the part of me

That's kind of liking the attention

Is really freaked out by this.

It doesn't matter,

Just so long as we have each other.

Snap out of it!

You don't really feel that way about me,

And I don't feel that way about you.

So, why are you still holding my hands?

And why are you still wearing

Those fenton phones I gave you?

Danny, they're not even real earrings.

They're just some stupid communicators that--

Filter out ghost noise.

Does this mean that we're breaking up?

Don't you get it, danny?

That's why I haven't been affected by ember's music.

I've been wearing the fenton phones

The whole time.

So, we're not breaking up?

How can we be breaking up?

We were never together!

We're gonna have to deprogram you

Like we did tucker.

Oh, my gosh--

Tucker!

Hours of...

Intensive standardized test prep.

Tucker, I'm so sorry.

You're beautiful when you're racked with guilt.

Not now, danny.

Man, it's about time.

Always knew you two would end up together.

We're not together.

Ember put him under some kind of spell.

So, you don't want to end up together?

I don't know.

Maybe.

But not like this!

Tucker, please,

We have to break the spell.

Let's crank up the story problems

And we'll see him in hours.

We don't have hours.

Ember's concert starts in minutes.

She gets her power when people chant her name.

And with a worldwide audience,

She'll be unstoppable.

Then we better go down to that show

And crank down the volume.

The volume of a sphere is equal to

The square of the raise of the base

Times pi times the height.

Wow!

That thing really works.

And I spent the first years of my school life

Actually reading?

[Music playing]

[Kids clamoring]

[Snoring]

Go k*ll the power.

We'll stand watch.

Uh, can you watch something besides me?

Ok, cutting off the power.

Electrical power equals electrical current

Times electrical potential.

Man, I gotta stop doing that.

Man, I gotta stop doing that.

We love you, ember!

I heard you the th time!

Now bag 'em and gag 'em!

[Gasps]

If a train moving at miles an hour...

[Cheering]

On the air in , ...

Later, dipsticks.

I gotta go rock my world.

And when I say my world,

I mean my world!

Danny, stop her now!

I won't leave you, sam.

[Playing music]

Forget about me.

I can't. I won't!

Hello, amity park!

Tell me who you love.

All: ember mclean!

Ember mclean!

Ember mclean!

Ember mclean!

[Beeping]

Ember: ♪ yeah

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

Both: ember, ember, ember, ember.

All: ember! Ember!

Ember! Ember! Emb--

Whoo-woo!

Whoo!

I hate to do this to you, danny,

But if I can't break ember's spell

I'm gonna have to break your heart.

What are you looking at?!

Sam.

How could you?

How--hey!

Get away from her!

Uuggh!

She tastes like geek!

Uuggh!

He tastes like failure!

[Screams]

Danny, I'm so sorry. I...

You and dash...

But we were--

If, but--we weren't, were we?

No, ember did that.

It's just so hard

Because part of me...

Part of me really liked this and--

♪ Yeah

Ember!

Danny?

Are you ok?

No, I feel like my heart's been ripped out.

But I know who I can take it out on!

♪ Oh, ember

♪ You will remember

♪ Ember, my favorite name

♪ Oh, ember

♪ Go on and tell her

♪ You will remember my name

[Cheering]

[Screaming]

Hey, no-hit wonder,

Mind if I jam with the band?

Get this straight, dipstick,

I don't do duets.

[Grunts]

[Groans]

Danny: sorry! No vocals in this number.

Have you considered taking up mime?

[Growls]

[Yells]

[Growls]

[Screams]

Mindless teenage rebellion

And a k*ller light show?!

Is this an awesome concert or what?!

[Chanting "ember! Ember!"]

Hear that?

They're chanting my name

All over the world.

The revolution will be televised!

She's too strong.

If I could just stop the crowd from chanting.

Something horrible that will break the spell--

Like sam kissing dash.

Or worse.

Tucker, sing!

Take the mike and sing!

Wait, you want me to sing?

You said I stink!

Oh, uh, ha ha.

I was kidding.

You rock!

You rock out loud!

You got that right!

[Off key] ♪ ember

♪ You will remember

♪ Ember, one thing remains

♪ Ember, so warm and tender

♪ You will remember my name ♪

Ember?

Hyah!

[Screaming]

What?

Wait!

No, stop!

No!

Tell me who you love!

Come on, say it!

Say my name!

Say my name!

The only thing we're saying here is good-bye.

[Screaming]

Ok, ok.

You can stop now.

♪ Ember wins the--

[Cheering]

Danny, that was awesome!

[Nervous chuckle]

I guess ember's spell

Hasn't quite worn off.

You were never under ember's spell.

[Grunts]

Lancer: these standardized test scores

Are the worst in school history,

No doubt due to the rampant late night carousing

Prior to test day.

However, one student's perfect score

Did manage to bring the entire school average up.

And that's good news for my bonus.

Therefore, tucker foley is excused

From this afternoon's

Mandatory cramtastic session.

Yes!

This would be an example of irony:

A literary device employing

The incongruity between what might be expected

And what actually occurs.

Tucker, we love you!tucker, we love you!

I don't suppose you could release ember

And get us out of this.

Nope.

Besides, she's a little busy right now.

Ember! Ember!

Stop saying my name!

Ember! Ember! Ember!

♪ Billionfold

Inc.