mother
dad abby larry thanksgiving is a time
for families to be together
a time to give thanks to share memories
and to go at each other's throats like a
bunch of rabid dogs
mother dad abby larry
thanksgiving is a time for families to
be together but not this year this year
me and greg are going to the bahamas
fine we'll do it your way we'll call
them thank you
from the bahamas
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be right out not if i can help it
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oh we're joining the mile high club no
you're joining the mile high club
i'm your sponsor
folks this is captain armstrong and it
looks like we're running into a little
weather
so if you could just mosey on back to
your seats we'd appreciate it
sorry for any inconvenience
he has no idea actually he does
i had the flight attendant clear this
with him
uh
welcome to fort wayne so sorry for the
inconvenience welcome to fort wayne
folks sorry for the inconvenience
wow i shouldn't ever see fort wayne
indiana
it's a dream come true do you do you
know when we might be able to take off
again
sure don't the east coast is totally
snowed in
we have hotel vouchers available hotel
vouchers
how cool is this um this is our first
time in fort wayne
which hotel is closest to the action uh
uh dom
we're not staying um vouchers are the
sucker move we don't have to go to
newark to get to the bahamas we can
connect through
atlanta or miami
well when didn't even think about her
wendy
wendy and daryl from 11 b and c
they're supposed to get married in the
bahamas tomorrow where's wendy and daryl
dharma i'm gonna miss my wedding oh you
know what
you're gonna get their time and you're
gonna be a beautiful bride maybe a
little
snotty and puffy from all the crime
she's such a pretty girl no one will
even notice you get there tomorrow
sweetheart
so i missed the bachelor party i've got
p*rn at home
you're right you do it's okay see
let's go do something guys oh
a taste of fort wayne is today honey
let's go see what fort wayne tastes like
darma we
we can't leave the airport i'm gonna
have us out of here in 15 minutes oh
okay well even better the abraham
lincoln airport museum
are you guys linking what i'm liking
15 minutes dharma 15 minutes dharma
i'm very sorry ma'am but i don't control
the weather
hi we're going to step behind the line
until i call you thank you very much
next hi my wife and i are going to the
bahamas but uh since there are no
flights into newark i found a way to get
us there through miami
oh you're one of our travel experts
aren't you
tell your little machine that my big
machine says that all flights east are
cancelled
next hold hold on hold on no no no next
no next no next
um what if i don't go east i'm not good
with brittles sir
i'm saying forget the bahamas there is a
flight to dallas in a half an hour from
there can you get us to say
acapulco or cancun i can get you to
acapulco
via san francisco but what are you doing
nothing you're double booking aren't you
and this is the thing
the plane that goes to acapulco is
coming from chicago so you may have a
delay in san francisco that's funny we
just came from san francisco
book it please
honey i got us on a flight to acapulco
but that's just a backup because if we
hustle we're going to hawaii come on
oh oh i can't right now honey this is
julianne and she used to go potty but
she's a big girl she wants to go into
the ladies room but she can't take her
dad in there well where's my mother
uh mommy and daddy are it's phil's
playing what
let's fill space oh they're divorced
very messy uh you got 20 minutes meet me
at gate 15.
come on up here hun i can't come get you
i was waiting for you to say next
i'm greg montgomery and uh i'm a book to
honolulu
oh yes there you are just let me have
your ticket honey it's an e-ticket
well in order to transfer you you'll
need a paper ticket from your original
airline
no it's funny i was just there
next hey she did great she told everyone
to wash their hands
therma what do you what's wrong
daryl wants to break up with me hang on
hang on you're probably exaggerating
what exactly did he say
he said i want to break up
not a lot of gray area there hawaii's
looking good but i need you waiting at
the gate so we don't get bumped honey i
am in the middle of something
her fiance can take her to the bathroom
i don't have a fiance anymore
you know what just wait here i'll be
right back and
why can't you sit and read a book when
you travel like everyone else
next uh look i've gotten this on a
flight to hawaii
oh good i'll go pack i need a paper
ticket so i can switch airlines
so all that work we did rebooking you
that was just fun for me
you know if this weren't such a
rinky-dink airline i'd be in the bahamas
by now instead of arguing with a bitter
mid-level manager
i am a supervisor
so we're standing in there reading the
emancipation proclamation
and i'm thinking what am i doing i mean
there goes my freedom
daryl i'm not sure lincoln was talking
about your relationship when he wrote
that
those are timeless words i've been
looking everywhere for you
hang on hang on do you love her of
course i love her and be with her
because marriage doesn't mean you have
to lose your freedom
dharma come with me right now i gotta go
play from the plate
hawaii is going to be just as good as
the bahamas that's their motto
we are we're people we should
use a treadmill oh no
you didn't hear the announcement did you
what
the flight to hawaii is canceled the
equipment never made it from hartford
do you have a flight anywhere to a place
where the temperature is more than 60
degrees
come on it's the day before thanksgiving
everything's book style try
anything well
i can get you on a flight to gary
indiana
and a motor coach to chicago
then i can get you on standby for tulsa
it honey
you're getting weird darling you have
got to go somewhere unless you want your
thanksgiving to be
a pressed turkey sandwich and and
cranberry juice at the take-off tavern
and that could be a great thanksgiving
honey would be you and me and
and wendy and daryl maybe if they patch
things up i'll be here
you know what i had a flight uh to
acapulco through san francisco that i
canceled can i get that back
no the flight to acapulco is full but
the san francisco lake is still open
okay we'll go back to san francisco it's
probably a good idea and from there we
can get to bakersfield irvine fresno
all right or we'll just go back home
yeah uh if you want that flight to san
francisco you're gonna have to run
so funny we just came from san francisco
great news abby we're coming home for
thanksgiving
no we're not having sex
huh i'm running
i gotta go we'd like those uh seats on
the flight to san francisco
i'm afraid that'll be impossible why
because we're just a rinky-dink airline
and i'm just a bitter man stuck in a
dead-end mid-management position who
will never earn six figures
i didn't say all that no but you hit a
nerve
hey listen
i don't know exactly why you hate him
but i can imagine
think about me i have to live with that
the poor thing i'm gonna put you at a
window
i'm gonna put him in 41b it's a
non-reclining middle seat right by the
lavatory
abby just phoned apparently gregory and
darma will be home for thanksgiving
after all
what happened to their trip oh i don't
know
troubling thing is abby is throwing a
surprise thanksgiving dinner
at their apartment and we are invited
are we going edward
we will be their guests in our son's own
home
now if they host this dinner they are
establishing a beachhead
a neutral territory now what do you
suggest we do
well i suggest we don't give a rant's
ass but i don't think you'd go for that
just bought me a diamond tennis bracelet
edward
well i'm rich
sorry about off the photo it's okay
right now dinner with our parents
doesn't seem so bad
may i have your attention please
transformable flight 438 to san
francisco has been
cancelled
why
greg look snow
isn't it beautiful
that's what makes the greenbrier resort
the number one
conference destination in the country
hereby see the little business people
having their meeting
when did you wake up about an hour ago
kids were getting restless and i wanted
to let their parents sleep in a little
who are you maria von trapp
i said whoever gets up first has to get
in line
morning greg morning
guy hi dharma
well look who made up
twice okie dokie folks
they've got one runway open so please be
patient
i don't usually work the gate and i'm
not trained on this system
excuse me i'm sorry are you
are you pat benatar yeah
i i saw your name on the uh standby
passenger list
and uh this line is for ticketed
passengers only so
big fan hit me with your best sh*t
honey how would a couple get married if
they don't have a wedding license
i don't know they'd have to find a judge
willing to waive the requirement
thanks hi
i'm uh greg montgomery hi marilyn peters
okay here we go your reservation
terminal and you
your attention please if there's a judge
in the airport who believes in romance
please pick up the white
courtesy phone a judge who believes in
romance please
pick up the white courtesy phone
oh okay here's what i'm doing wrong i've
been hitting the o
instead of the zero that's not it
what time do you take your break
sir i'm married
oh okay 10 o'clock
welcome welcome welcome kitty what are
you doing here so early well you know
how i like to get a jump on thanksgiving
dinner
oh edward would you see if our guests
would like a drink
sure i'd like a guava juice and abby
would probably take a tazo tea
i can't help them kitty i'm confused i
called and invited you to dinner but
you're always cooking
you cooked i catered
you sit down relax and make yourself at
home no no no no no you make yourself at
home
what's this scotch you're going to need
it
i wish you would stay in one place i got
us on a flight to san francisco we have
10 minutes oh no no honey i can't go now
i have to do wendy's hair
why for her wedding here
they have to get married today because
and this is so romantic
they're using wendy's grandmother's
wedding ring nine minutes darling and
engraved on the inside is the date her
grandmother got married
which is today's date that is so
romantic
let's go you know what if you want to
take this flight go ahead i'll meet you
at home
you know what i would do that but i'd
never see you again
you'd spend the rest of your life in
this airport saving marriages and
delivering babies and once a year the
local news will do a story about the
crazy wedding lady of the fort wayne
airport
i'm not in it for the fame gray
let's see if i can get us on the 2 30.
will that work for you
well i'd have to leave the reception a
little early 4 15.
but that's it
and there's our centerpiece see i like
to have something from our garden on the
table every year
here we go my centerpiece has a baby
that giant dog hovering over the parade
is kind of freaking me out
and if i flip around that's the wrong
remote finkelstein
thanksgiving is a time for families to
be together but not this year this year
me and greg are going to the bahamas
we can't send this what are our parents
going to say
gregory you're not coming for
thanksgiving
dinner but we're having a gold-plated
jackie
whoa man thanksgiving is just a bogus
plot
by the multinational poultry farmers
getting fat off the backs of the
working turkeys
finkelstein you're an idiot
whoa abby did you hear what the man said
calm down larry and eat your tofu
turkey
well i don't believe we need to hold
dinner any longer kitty
i'd like to try some of your gold-plated
turkey oh
and we'll leave the tofu turkey for the
children
you sound like that no no no no they
sure got the women down
um excuse me i i know this is a private
club but do you sell one-day memberships
we sure do great we just need a drink
and a comfortable sofa to lie down on
i hear you unfortunately right now we're
closed we're setting up for a wedding
reception
everyone there's this young couple and
they really want to get married today
so this woman a total stranger she's
arranging everything for them the
ceremony the music
she's an angel i'm
familiar with her work
we've only just begun
to live
white lacing promises
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we started
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singing we've only just begun she didn't
know evergreen and this was wendy's
second choice
oh they look wonderful yeah like abe and
indira lincoln
so honey i'm sorry if i kept us here a
little longer this just seemed too
important
it's okay we'll be home soon we're on
the 4 15 and uh we're pretty lucky it
started to snow again and these may be
the last two tickets out of this airport
daryl's ring where's dale's ring
don't panic don't panic it's okay um
mola do you have anything like that but
maybe bigger
nice save
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it's a shame they're gonna have to spend
their wedding night in an airport
they'll be fine san francisco is
such a romantic city
so is fort wayne
first class i used our miles
this is definitely gonna be their best
gift they only had time to register at
cinnabon
we're gonna just begin
we won't just be
says
tell is
05x09 - Wish We Weren't Here
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Free-spirited Dharma, a yoga instructor and dog trainer, meets and falls for polar opposite Greg, a Harvard-educated U.S. attorney.
Free-spirited Dharma, a yoga instructor and dog trainer, meets and falls for polar opposite Greg, a Harvard-educated U.S. attorney.