01x19 - Once Upon an Apple

[bunniefuu]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Time for smiles!

MICKEY: [SINGS]
Wake up with the morning sun

'Cause I got some work to do

The perfect day has just begun
When I make your dreams come true

You're gonna find that life's worth living

When you get all the joy
That comes from giving

And you're feelin' the love

Feeling the love
Feeling the love

I'm feeling love

There's no use in bein' sad
When I can send your spirit soarin'

I'll give you what you never had
And I get all your love outpouring

What if the world just helped each other

We'd be sharing our hearts
With one another

And be feelin' the love

Feeling the love

Feeling the love, I'm feeling love

[MUSIC ENDS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Once I give Snow White
this poisoned apple,

then I’ll be the fairest in the land!

[EVIL CACKLING]

The little men will be away
and she’ll be all alone!

[EVIL CACKLING CONTINUES]

Oof! [GRUNTS]

[HUMMING] Huh?

A frown?

Come on! Come on!
What’s with this thing?

Ah, crossin’ the street?

Well, allow me to turn
that frown upside down.

Stay away from me!

What a frowny face.

What you need is one of my patented
Sunshine Songs.

[SINGS] Oh, I know what to do
When you’re feeling blue

You turn that frown right upside down

Yeah, yeah, that’s great.
Here, have an apple.

[GASPS] For me? How sweet!
Have a good day!

[EVIL CACKLING]

I made you something.

Why, you, I...
Oh, that smells delicious.

Mmm. What kind of pie is this?

Apple.

[GASPS]

Ugh! Darn that mouse!

[CHUCKLES] Oh, look at me
getting all worked up.

There are more important matters at hand.

[VOCALIZES]

[EVIL CACKLING]

-Smile surprise!
-[GASPS]

[GASPS]

Makin’ a little stew?

Let’s pepper in some smiles.

Yeah... [SNEEZES]

[GASPS]

Snow White!
Snow White!

Waxed your floors for you.

[GROANS]

Don’t worry, Snow White,
I’ll be there for you soon.

But first,
I’ve got to take care of a mouse.

-[BIRDS CHIRP]
-[MICKEY HUMS]

Here! Eat it!

You want me to eat this right now?

EVIL WITCH: Yes!

If it’ll make your day.

[GASPS, GROANS]

This will get him.

[EVIL CACKLING]

[YELLS]

Oh, that mouse guy is keeping me
from getting Snow White!

Snow White was the fairest in the land,

but someone new has taken her place.

One named Mickey Mou...

[GRUNTS] Ow.

That does it.
To heck with Snow White!

I will destroy Mickey Mouse!

[GRUNTS, YELLS]

Bobbing for apples?

[COUGHS]

[GRUNTS]

[EVIL CACKLING]

Oh! [CACKLES]

[SINGS] Who’s the fairest of the land
And better than you and me

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U...

[YELLS]

[GROWLS] I’ll get you, Mickey Mouse!

EVIL WITCH: He won’t know what hit him.

Time to trap me a rodent.

[LAUGHING] This will get him!

[CACKLING] Who’s the fairest now!

[LAUGHS] Oh! Here he comes.

[GRUNTS]

[WHISTLES]

Oh, visitors!

Welcome!

[GRUNTS, GROANS]

Gosh, Miss Witch?

[GRUNTS] Who is it?
Oh, no!

You! [CRIES]

I hate you! [GROANS]

All I ever wanted was to be
the fairest in the land!

Is that too much to ask?

Oh? Is that all?
Why didn’t you just say so?

Friends, loved ones, allow me to introduce

the fairest of them all!

[GROWLS]

[MICKEY CLAPPING]

You did it!

She truly is the fairest of them all.

[CRIES] So beautiful!

[SQUEAK]

[CHITTER]

[GROWLS]

[SCREECH]

Fare thee well, sweet Witch!

[BRAYS]

[BIRDS CAW]

Thank you, Mickey.

You made me so happy.

[STRAINS]

And I lived happily ever after.

[SQUEALS]

MICKEY: [SINGING]
What if the world just helped each other

We'd be sharing our hearts
With one another

And be feelin' the love
Feelin' the love

Feelin' the love
I'm feelin' love

Feelin' the love!

I'm feelin'
I'm feelin' the love!