01x17 - Untold Treasures

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[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING]

-MINNIE: Ready the lines!
-[CREW CLAMORING]

Loose the halyards!
Hoist the mizzenmast!

-Prepare to drop anchor!
-[SHIP SCREECHES]

I’m the only one that wears
the captain’s hat around here.

Aye, aye, captain.

I want this ship sparklin’
for my big day tomorrow.

According to this here map,
we’re nearly on top of that treasure.

And once I get dat booty...

I’ll keep it alls to myself

and you’ll get nothing
and like it! [LAUGHS]

[GROANS]

Ooh, lousy Pete!

If I were captain,
I’d share the treasure with the crew!

[SQUAWKS] Lousy Pete! Lousy Pete!

You think so too, huh?

Why, if I had that treasure,
I’d split it with the crew,

then I could explore the Seven Seas
in my own ship!

If only I had that map...

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

[CHUCKLES] Ooh.

[YAWNS]

[SNORES]

Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?

I’m stealing this map!

No, I’m stealing this map!

You’re gonna rip it!

[MINNIE SCREAMING]

[STAMMERS] Who's there?

[GRUNTS, GROANS]

Look what you did!
You’re not getting my half of the map!

[GROANS] You’re not getting my half
of the map either.

I guess we’ve got no choice
but to work together.

Hm... Fine! But don’t try anything funny.

MICKEY:
“Beware, a treasure awaits ye

on these isles...”

“...if you can cross these deadly tiles.”

[SCREAMS]

You go first!

We’ll go at the same time.

Hmm... on three then.

One. Two. Three!

[SCREAMS]

Hey! What gives?

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

[STAMMERS]
I... I was a victim of circumstance.

You dirty little trickster.
I’m keeping my eye on you. Come on!

[MICKEY GROANING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

MINNIE:
“Disturb not the lagoon waters...”

MICKEY:
“...lest ye be found mermaid fodder.”

Hmm... don’t disturb the water.

Okay, got it. Alley-oop!

Okay, it’s safe.

[MICKEY YELLS]

[GROWLS]

[MERMAIDS HISSING, GROWLING]

[YELLS, PANTS]

That vine was safe, huh?
I see how it is.

Are you accusing me of something?

From now on, we go at the same time.

Good! Because I don’t trust you.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

[GROWLS]

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Those who dare must play a tune.

One wrong note,
you’ll meet Davy Jones soon.

[RUMBLING]

Don’t you mess this up.

[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]

[HOOTS]

Start playing right!

I am playing right!
It’s those fat fingers of yours!

-MICKEY: I’m classically trained!
-MINNIE: I’m a natural!

-MICKEY: A natural nincompoop!
-MINNIE: You smell like soup!

-[SKELETON GROWLS]
-[YELLS]

BOTH: Oh. Now I’ll never get to share
the treasure with the crew

and get rid of that bully, Pete!

[GASPS] That’s what I wanted, too.

-Really?
-[SKELETON GROWLS]

-[LAUGHS]
-[SCREAMS]

[HURRIED PIANO PLAYING]

[SKELETON GIGGLES]

[WHOOPS]

A skeleton key!

Maybe I should have trusted you
from the start.

Yeah, I should have trusted you too.

After all, anyone who dislikes Pete
is A-okay in my book.

Now, let’s get that treasure.

[RUMBLING]

We did it! Yay!

[MICKEY LAUGHS]

PETE: I sees ya found my treasure.

Thanks for doing the “legwork”.

[PETE LAUGHS]

Let this be a lesson
to any of yous traitors

who dare to cross the greatest pirate
in all the Seven Seas! See?

Me! Hook Leg Pete!

You two are just in time for lunch
with my friends.

Soup’s on, boys!

Aw.

[BARKS]

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS]

Laugh with me.

[GROANS]

Do you trust me?

Aye, aye.

[MINNIE YELPS]

Your reign of terror is over.

Ha! You forget you’re outnumbered.

Protect your captain, you swabs.

We’re not taking orders
from you anymore. Huh?

[GROANS]

Oh, no! A mutiny. Not for long.

[GROWLS]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLS]

Whoa!

-[SWORD GULPS, GROWLS]
-[GASPS]

-[GROANS]
-MICKEY: Ah ha!

You’re done!

And I’m the captain now.

[GROANS, YELLS]

[YELLS]

[GROWLS]

[CHEERS]

The treasure belongs to us all.

-Hooray for Captain Minnie!
-[CHEERING]

Sure you don’t want to stay?
You’re gonna miss some great adventures.

Gosh, thanks,
but I believe my path lies yonder.

I hear there’s an eighth sea out there
just waiting to be discovered.

Well, you’ll always have a place with us.

[BELL DINGS]

-Goodbye, Mickey!
-Goodbye!

CREWMATE: I’ll miss you!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]