01x15 - Bellboys

[bunniefuu]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

-[SIGHS]
-[BELL DINGS]

What can we do you for, boss?

Nothing, as usual.

Nobody ever comes to this hotel.

[WIND BLOWING]

At this rate, we'll be out of business
by the end of the day.

I don't even care.

[SIGHS] Poor guy.

Fellas, we gotta do something.

How do we attract customers?

Beats me.

Alls I know is that sign says we're open.

Goofy, that's it!

[CAR HORNS BLARING]

You guys open? You're a hotel, right?

Boy, are we!

You got rooms and room service?

You betcha.

-Psst. Goofy, prep the kitchen.
-Aye, aye, captain.

-Donald, see to his luggage.
-Oh, boy. Gratuity.

Mickey, tend the front desk.
Oh. [CHUCKLES] Right. That's me.

This way, sir.

Thank you.

Everyone, come forth.

[CROWD YELLING]

[CROWD YELLING]

A circus?

[CHEERING]

Come one, come all,
to the greatest hotel on Earth.

Our beds need to be extra bouncy.

I'm gonna need 32 bath towels
in room 304.

-[BELL DINGS]
-And we'll all be needing room service.

One at a time, folks. One at a time.

Can I take your bags, anyone?

Allow me.

[CHUCKLES]

All right, Goofy.
We got a lot of orders coming in.

I got one large pepperoni pizza,
southwest bowl, tandoori chicken,

two eggplant parmesans, and a number four
with the fillet on the side.

Copy that. I got one large bread,
one southwest bread, one tandoori bread,

two bread parmesans, and a number four
with bread on the side.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you
replacing everything with bread?

-[CHUCKLES] Because that's all we got.
-[DRUM RIMSHOT]

Oh, no.

Don't worry, Mick. I got this.
You just manage the front desk.

I'll let you know
when the orders are ready.

[GROANS]

-And elevator's going up.
-[ELEVATOR DINGS]

-[CROWD CHATTERS]
-Uh!

-Oof! [PANTING]
-[ELEVATOR DINGS]

-Ah!
-[NOSE HONKS]

-[SIGHS]
-[ELEVATOR DINGS]

No.

[SINGS INDISTINCTLY]

[KISSES]

[GROANS]

I'll show ya.

[STRAINS]

[STRAINS]

[PANTS]

Uh-oh. [SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

Hello, sir.
Beds bouncy enough for ya?

[CHUCKLES] You got enough towels in there?

-GUEST: Gonna need more.
-[CHUCKLES]

Here's that t*nk of gas you asked for.

[SHRIEKS]

[SIGHS]

[WHIMPERS] Phew!

[SCREAMS]

[YELLS] Huh? Oh!

[SCREAMS]

[WHIMPERS, YELLS]

-[PHONE RINGS]
-Hello? Hello?

-Hello.
-[RINGING CONTINUES]

-Hello? Front desk.
-Where's our room service?

[NOSE HONKS]

[STRAINS]

Ooh!

[POPS]

[SIGHS]

[PANTS] Huh?

Oh, boy!

-[CRACKING]
-Uh-oh.

[SCREAMS]

[SIGHS]

Plate of bread, bowl of bread,
pitcher of bread...

Goofy! It's getting crazy out there.
We gotta get 'em their food, man.

[STAMMERS] Wait. I forgot the garnish!

-Bread appetit.
-[DONALD SCREAMS]

[SIGHS, SMACKS LIPS]

May I take your bags?

That was all the bread.

No. We gotta do something.

Uh, I gotta make more bread.

Oh, this can't be that hard.
[GASPS] Three cups of flour.

That's not enough.

Baking soda.

One tablespoon of yeast.

Lucky thing I brought my table spoon.

-[TIMER TICKING]
-[HUMS]

Maybe I'll take a little peek.

Hello? Do you deliver? Huh?

[DONALD AND GOOFY YELLING]

[CAR ALARMS BLARING]

[MUNCHES]

Dinner is served.

Thanks for the hospitality. [CHUCKLES]

Incredible!

Leaving you three in charge
was the best decision I've ever made.

-We're back in business.
-MAN: Howdy, partners.

Just a tired cowboy with my horse.

Looking for a place
to hang my hat for the night.

You've come to the right place.

My bellboys will take good care of you.

ALL: At your service.

-Come on in, Champ.
-[CRASHES]

[MOOING]

[ALL YELL]

I'll go make the bread.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]