01x11 - Houseghosts

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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

[WHISTLES]

-[MICKEY SCREAMS]
-[CROWD CHEERS]

Oh. Oh, a mob! What are we celebrating?

They're tearing down that haunted house.

Those ghosts spook the whole neighborhood.

-They smash all our windows.
-And give us wet willies.

I hate them ghosts.

[MACHINE BEEPING]

Yay!

Blech!

Oh, no. Those poor ghosts.

-They're homeless.
-Yeah, good riddance.

[BLUBBERS]

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

Somebody's gotta help 'em.

Hey, wait up. Mister ghost!

-We're leaving. Okay?
-[MICKEY SCREAMS]

What more do you want?

[SCREAMS]

You want the shirt off my back?
Too bad. It's my skin, I think.

Come on, boys. Let's get outta here.

Uh, I just wanted to help.

[CHUCKLE]

Aw, shucks. [MUNCHES]

Sorry, pal. [GULPS]
It's just that, uh... [SNIFFLES]

...we haunted that house for decades
and now we got... [SNIFFLES]

...no place to go.

[SOB]

[SOB]

[WHIMPERS]

Stay with me! [INHALES]

Well, uh, you know, uh,
till you find a new place. [CHUCKLES]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Well, after you.

Hoo-wee.
I'm b*at after all that whistling.

I'm gonna hit the hay.
Just make yourselves at home.

[SNORES]

[SNIFFS, RETCHES]

Ugh!

[CLOCK CHIMING]

-Ah! Too sweet!
-[RETCHES]

[SIGHS]

You know, this place
could be a little homier.

[CHUCKLES]

[ALARM RINGING]

Oh, boy!

Who's ready to go find a new house?

-Hey! What the... [SPUTTERS]
-[ORGAN PLAYS]

Hey, Mickey, my man.
Thanks for letting us crash at your place.

We got you a gift
as a token of our appreciation.

[BELL RINGS]

You know, for later.

Oh. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Great.

Whatever makes you feel at home, huh?

Oh! [PANTS]

-[GHOSTS ROAR, LAUGH]
-[MICKEY SCREAMS]

[CHUCKLES] Come on. Go get it.
Get it, boy. Fetch.

Go get it.

-[SCREAMS]
-[PLUTO BARKS]

Down, boy! Down, boy!

Pluto! Stop biting me!
-[LAUGH]

Ah.

[MICKEY GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGH]

MICKEY: Good one.

[BOWLING PINS CRASHING]

Yes! It's a strike, Mickey.

[SNORES]

-Mickey?
-What? Oh.

-Oh.
-Oh, Mickey. You look dreadful.

Just how long are those ghosts gonna stay?

Oh, uh, not too much longer.

They're looking for a new place right now.
I hope.

But it's no rush.
We're having a lot of... [SCREAMS]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Lots of fun.

Hmm.

Oh, no!

Ah. Well, goodnight, Minnie.

-Mickey, this is terrible.
-What? This?

[LAUGHS] It's all good.

-[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
-[CHAINSAW WHIRRING]

Love you!

[WHIMPERS]

Huh?

[GULPS]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[INDISTINCT SOUND FROM TV]

[HUFFS]

Oh, hey, fellas. Watching TV. Still.

Yeah, but I've seen this one already.

[GROWLS]

Oh. [CHUCKLES] But you've also been
looking for a new house, right? [LAUGHS]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got some pretty good leads.

Me, too. I found some great apartments
in the paper today... [SHUDDERS]

Hey, look. There's a house for sale.

Oh.

Oh, I know.
I'll put you in touch with a realtor.

-[PHONE RINGING]
-Hello.

[GHOST BLUBBERS]

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

Well, just keep thinking about it
and I'll go take a bath.

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS, SIGHS]

Yoo-hoo! I made cookies for your guests.

[SLURPS, RETCHES]

Minnie, sorry about that.
What a rascal. [CHUCKLES]

But don't you worry. I love a good...

slime cookie.

Ah...

Oh, Mickey, no.

[MUNCHES]

Minnie, these ghosts are ruining my life!

Oh, Mickey.
They're taking advantage of you.

You're just too sweet.

Minnie, that's it. I'm too sweet.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[MICKEY GIGGLING]

Oh...

-[FLIES BUZZING]
-[MICKEY GIGGLING]

-Huh?

-[MICKEY GIGGLES]
-[SMOOCH]

[HUMS] Lick.

[SCREAM]

Bubble gum days and cotton candy nights

Sugar-coated flights of fancy

Butterscotch drops and candy canes galore
Every day is sweeter than before

[GRUNTS]

-Just think of all the time you'll spend
-[YELLS]

MICKEY: [SINGING]
Together with your bestest friend

-And those bubble gum days
-[YELLS]

-And cotton candy nights
-[YELLS]

Will never end!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-[SMOOCH]
-[GHOSTS SCREAM]

[SMOOCH]

[WHISTLES]

-[CHAINSAW BUZZES]
-[MICKEY GASPS]

[ANGRY CHITTERING, HISSES]

Oh, no. They're homeless.

-Somebody's gotta help them.
-Oh, Mickey. [GIGGLES]

-I'm gonna hug 'em.
-Mickey, no!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]