01x01 - Cheese Wranglers

[bunniefuu]

[SIZZLING]

Where is he?

My prized herd is waiting
to be delivered to town.

I can't believe we're going to meet
the greatest wrangler of all time.

He's a man that lives by his own code.

Anyone worth their britches
wants to be just like him.

[SINGING] Yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-oo

-MICKEY: Yee-haw!
-BOTH: Whoa!

-MICKEY: Whoa!
-[HORSE NEIGHING]

[SPURS JINGLE]

Howdy!

[SPURS JINGLING]

Ma'am.

Ooh! [GIGGLES]

You need some wrangling done, ma'am?

Yes, sir, I do.

I tried and I tried,
but my herd never reaches town.

They always get stolen by bandits.

And that's why I called you,
the greatest wrangler in all the West.

You can count on me, ma'am.

Why, I haven't lost a herd yet.

It's all part of my...
[DEEP VOICE] wrangler's code.

[WIND WHISTLING]

It's the respect between
a wrangler and his herd.

That's what keeps the wheel rolling
in harmony.

My two trusty ranch hands
will be helping you on your journey.

Let's get rolling.

-Wow.
-Wow.

[PLAYS TUNE]

[MOOING]

[WHISTLES]

See you in town, ma'am.

[YODELING] Yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee

Oh, he really is the greatest wrangler
that ever lived.

MICKEY: [SINGING] What keeps a man
On the straight and narrow road?

It's the code...

-The code
-The code

ALL: [SINGING] The wrangler's code

And what will ensure
That justice is bestowed?

GOOFY: It's the code

-DONALD: The code
-MICKEY: The code

The wrangler's code

[YODELING] Yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-oo

I got me no mansion
I got no true abode

But the code...

-The code
-The code

The wrangler's code

But I got the privilege
To bear that heavy load

Oh, the code...

-The code
-The code

-ALL: The wrangler's code
-[SONG ENDS]

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the little cheese wrangler
with all that delicious cheese.

[ALL CACKLING]

Sharpen your graters, boys.

We'll be eating that cheese
come nightfall.

[GUITAR STRUMMING]

[SIGHS]

Just like the code says,
nothing beats cheese wrangling.

[GIGGLES] Tell us more about...

[DEEP VOICE] the code.

[DEEP VOICE] The code?

[DEEP VOICE] The code.

Well, I reckon it all started
with my first cheese drive...

Wrangler's code.
What a load of whiz.

Well, I got a code of my own:
stuffing my face hole with cheese.

[SMACKS LIPS] Watch this.

[MOOING]

[MOOING CONTINUES]

That sounds like a Parmesan in peril.

GOOFY: [GASPS] It's coming from the river.

Well, lookie here, the wrangler's guitar.
Don't mind if I do.

Now, let's get cheesy.

Well, it must be the chili
playing tricks on me.

[ALL SHOUTING]

The cheese, it's been rustled.

I ain't never lost no cheese before.

No!

-No!
-No!

What?

Footprints? [GROWLS]

There's only one hombre
with these footprints.

-Good job, boys.
-[ALL CACKLING]

Whoa, mama. [SNIFFS]

You can almost taste the nutty finish.

How's that skillet coming, boys?

Greasing it up now, boss.

And the cheese grater?

-Great.
-Er.

We are fixing to make the biggest
quesadilla in the West.

-Oh, no.
-What are we gonna do?

Look there. That pin.

We pull that out
and we set them cheeses free.

But how are we gonna past
all them henchmen?

-What we need is a disguise.
-Like what?

If only we had some materials.

[CASH REGISTER DINGING]

PETE: Where that's other tortilla?

PETE: Well, how'd you get out?

Ooh!

A kick?

Must be spicy Jack. [LAUGHS]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

[SHOUTING]

[ALL STRAINING]

[SHOUTING]

Why can't I cut the cheese?

-[ALL GASP]
-Yous?

Yee-haw!

Huh?

Forgot something, wrangler?

[ALL GASP]

So much for...

harmony.

Oh, yeah?

-[STRUMMING]
-[MOOING]

[SHOUTING]

Justice has been served.

[YODELING] Yodel-ay-ee

Oh, the wrangler.

Howdy, ma'am.

Oh, I knew you'd keep my herd
safe and sound.

I just can't thank you enough.

Aw, shucks. No thanks needed, ma'am.

It's all part of the code.

The respect between a wrangler and his...

Yeah, well, y... you get it.
Bye, now.

-GOOFY: Adios.
-MINNIE AND DONALD: Bye-bye.

GOOFY: Wait! You got my car keys!

[SIZZLING]

[WHISTLING TUNE]

[TUNE ENDS]