01x09 - Coach O's Life Tips

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Listen up, Oddballs!

Coach O here!

Olympia's on a case, so I'm taking over!

A word from our sponsor after this whistle!

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OddTube is brought to you by the hundreds chart.

We all know how to count by tens starting at ten,

but what if you want to start at another number, like ?

Use a hundreds chart.

Just find the number you want to start with

and then follow it on down the chart:

, , , ,

and on and on.

The hundreds chart: never leave home without it!

Here are my top ten tips for a happy life!

[whistles] Tip ten:

learn how to count down from ten

so you can do top-ten life tips.

[whistles] Tip nine:

get a whistle

and make sure you blow it through this part

so it makes a noise,

not this part.

I wish I could get those four years back.

[whistles] Tip eight:

talk in a low, deep voice.

[calm] Not like this. [gruff] Like this!

[whistles] Tip seven:

squats.

Do them. Love them.

[whistles] Tip six:

always skip number five.

[whistles] Tip four:

go back and do number five.

That's called a "fake out".

[whistles] Tip five:

eat a well-rounded breakfast.

See? Round, round, round.

[whistles] Tip three:

always let 'em see you sweat.

Yeah, that's the stuff right there!

[whistles] Tip two:

as Winston Churchill once said,

success is the ability to go from one failure to another

with no loss of enthusiasm.

I miss that man.

[whistles] Tip one:

always be ready for a pass.

Catch!

Goal!

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