The legendary Number 1 headband.
It's promises power, omnipotence,
immortality.
But at what cost?!
One that is greater than
any man can imagine.
And heavier than any man
can bear.
No soul who has ever worn
it's tattered grace...
Has ever escape the torment
of it's infinite burden.
The headband shall be...
Ours!
Touché!
Come on you bastard!
Son.
Father?
Jinno?
Do you remember me?
I remember you...
And all that you have done.
m*rder*r, monster!
How many hundreds of lives have you ended?
How many thousands have been
made mourn the loss of their loved ones.
Now, it's your turn.
I know the one thing you care about.
And when I bring him back from the dead,
I'm gonna toy with him...
t*rture him.
Your father will suffered the punishment
for your sins, Afro Samurai.
Unless you find the Number 2 headband
and try to stop me.
Do you have the balls?
So go fetch, boy!
Come for me Afro Samurai.
The Number 1 headband on my forehead...
You are bound by your samurai code.
Take the bait to find the Number 2.
Come for me,
so I can crush your heart and body,
as you have crushed mine.
Now, don't we look like sh*t?!
How you been man?
Ain't seen you in a while!
UUUH... You get kind of old ain't you.
Look at this poor blade,
it's all jacked up.
Man, things sure have changed!
So how come you not wearing
the Number 1 headband, huh?
I had my revenge.
Ain't you learned nothing yet?
Whatever your reasons, once you put on the
headband... You can never really escape!
But anyway, how's that Teddy Bear guy
still alive? Didn't you dead him already?
Guess not, 'cause he own the strong rebound
and put much foot in your black arse.
And did you kiss that honey, he was ridin'
with? She's the new Numero Uno now!
Damn, she's major bootylicious too!
She's got arse for days you heard...!
Even in a cold arse rage she
get me hot to trot!
It begins again.
All right! Now, that's what I'm
talkin' 'bout! We're raw dawgz again!
But if you going anywhere with me,
we gots to get you cleaned up
and ratchet to rumble...
Are you sure this fragments
of a bone are enough?
Please rest assured, in 2 weeks we
shall be witnesses to a miracle.
Sio... My heart felt gratitude for your
generous help with my experiments.
With the completion of this ultimate being,
we shall superseek the power of God himself!
The world will be in our hands.
I shall be the one to decide
how we use this miracle, professor Dunnar.
And it is you who is helping us.
Don't forget that!
My apologies Your Highness, Miss Sio.
This is simply a perfect
coincidence of interests.
Please be assured that I will use
all of my resources for your service...
My most noble and beautiful lady Sio.
Very wise of you.
Setting of the restructuring
system is complete.
You three! Monitor Afro, and keep
me posted on his moves.
Understood.
The time is finally upon us.
All preparations have been made,
to get our revenge on Afro Samurai.
You're looking a little refreshed now
of course that didn't wipe
that pissed look off your face.
You know, I mean...
To steal your daddy's funk arse remains
in the middle of the storm...
That's just creepy right?
All decomposed and sh*t.
I mean, who does that? For real!
But I'm feeling you.
This pissed you off so much,
you're gonna hit the road again.
To find a NO.2 headband again,
just so you can fight the NO.1 again!
All this just to get your
daddy's nasty arse skull?!
Hey man, He dead already.
What's the big deal? gimme the 411.
I have no choice. My
father must rest in peace.
Can we just leave well enough alone?
Wise man say...
The state of the thing and blade of a sword
is a reflection of a man's soul.
Only the blade is clean now, my brother.
The rest is up to you.
Afro has begun to move.
Keep your eyes on him.
We don't gotta do this, you know!
Come on, maybe you just have to chill.
Change your mental state, pick up a sport
or somethin'.
I mean, check me out!
I am happy because I smile all the time!
You though never smile,
and therefore people don't likes you!
Even without that headband
would they still want to fight against you.
You just ain't no fun, bro!
You're always focused on k*lling this guy,
k*lling that guy...
How are you gonna pull a lady?
I guess the strong, silent types
do always seem to get the girl, but...
Hold up, hold up, hold up! Wait a minute!
You know I just realised... This is the first
time I'm seeing you without the NO.2 headband.
And you know what? You look
kinda funny.
It's weird man, I knew something was odd.
I mean, your forehead is huge, bro!
I thought your hair was big,
but daaamn!
That's a four times, four times, forehead.
That's what they mean when they say headquarters.
You're a big headliner, a headmaster, a...
Shut up.
Now I remember.
The strong, silent, and sensitive type.
Hey, where we going?
Is it true? He's heading this way?
Oh yeah, it's him. I can't forget
those eyes and hair.
The cursed creature who cut down my Shumi.
The demon who slaughtered those we love.
We can't let this opportunity passes by.
Revenge will be ours.
I do not think we can take him down.
He's too strong.
We're not ready yet!
There's ain't enough of us!
Come on, they say he hasn't
held his blade in years!
It's true, he's weak! Now is the
only chance. We strike now.
Hey, how come you guys know so much?
That lady over there, she
knows all about him.
None of you know nothing!
What gonna k*ll him gonna do?
Everything is already
gone to sh*t anyway.
You're wrong!
It was only after Afro Samurai k*ll Justice
that the world descended into chaos.
Men had always k*ll for the headbands
but after Justice d*ed,
and Afro refused to replace him,
then he began to k*ll
for the joy of k*lling.
That's when my husband fell.
He is coming!
Afro Samurai is coming!
As Lady Sio had anticipated.
Things are moving, just as she planned.
You might need this.
You m*rder*d my father.
You m*rder*d him!
You k*lled my only brother!
And my best friend!
This is for my dead son!
A curse on you demon!
You will burn in hell!
You will drown in a
blood of those innocents you have slayed!
You will suffer the blades of all of us,
even after death!
Curse on you, Afro Samurai!
Oh snap! Now this is more like it!
Yo man! Let me hold some gals.
The Afro Samurai is here.
Send him in, won't you.
OK, now! Here's the plan,
You'll do something and...
I'm gonna lap dance, and
meet you in 5 minutes. WHOO! Hold up dog...
Let's get in!
Oyideyassu.
The NO.2 headband.
I am afraid, I can not give you the
location of the NO.2 headband...
For free. But if you can defeat me...
Not by a sword. We play... These.
If you win, I'll tell you
where to find the NO.2.
If I win, I have your head.
Do we have a deal?
Escort Mr. Afro to the gambling area.
Unlike you brother Wong...
I only play games that I know I'll win.
Now, that was off the chizzin'!
Yo Afro, I got 2 for one dance man.
Wow, wow, wow... Hey, what I missed?
Oh, we're gambling now? Cool!
Let us start the game.
Play on the black.
Ooops! Wrong game.
Call!
Odd.
Even.
Double ones, even.
Afro Samurai,
now that you lost fair and square...
I must ask you to fulfil your...
Fair?
That cheatin' son of a bitch!
I want free lap dances behind that.
The NO.2 headband!
The NO.2 is a ronin named Shichikoro.
He is in the village called
Machisiri, to the west.
Couldn't we have stayed a few minutes longer in
that gambling house? This sh*t is boring, man!
You're boring!
The very demon of revenge,
seeks divine guidance?
Do you really think you can
absolve yourself of sin,
by sculpting stupid lil' toys?
Now, that's some sh*t you
don't see every day!
You're fallin' so far...
Coward!
I've been watching you...
Can you even rage your
sword against another?
Where is the cold-blooded k*ller,
you once were?
Do you no longer have the stomach to fight?
Well you remain a coward,
even as your father suffers.
Oh now, that's just ain't nice.
You have to listen to that sh*t?
And you have such a long, long way to go...
To save your poor tortured father.
I've almost revived his rotten bones.
Oh, he will live again!
To feel pain...
To suffer.
And you don't even have the
NO.2 headband yet.
So, I have a few more
days or maybe even weeks...
To enjoy your father's pain
before you even have the
right to challenge me.
Watch your damned mouth...
'cause I am comin' for my Dad!
Damn! We are comin' to get you bitch!
You are weak, my head love.
Now the fun begins.
She don't know who she's
f*ckin' with.
Jinno.
At last he's become to move.
All is proceeding as planned.
You will have your revenge.
But to succeed...
You and I my love,
must walk the path of demons.
I'm truly sorry...
But this is the only way to
make him feel the eternal sadness...
That we have felt.
To make him suffer,
as we have suffered.
So, please...
Forgive me.
Just remember...
That there was no alternative.
I will always love you.
My beloved brother.
Your luck sucks man.
Everybody know this is a
first day at a year liberate round here.
You ain't get no info of these
party people about NO.2 headband.
His name was Shichigoro, right? You even
ain't got any idea what he look like,
I don't. How we even gonna know that's
his real damn name?
Point I'm trying to make
is this is all a bad idea...
Out of my way!
A kidnapping in the broad daylight?!
That's a damn shame!
Ah, sh*t! Afro Samurai.
Out of my way! No damn!
I said move, you son of a bitch!
g*n Afro, g*n! Hit the rascal gab's g*n!
Kotaro!
Oh daddy!
Kotaro, I told you to stay close.
I'm sorry.
You, you have my thanks.
This coward kidnapped my boy...
Forget it.
Let me buy you a drink.
I know a spot nearby.
I think I lost a ninja boot.
Wait, I am drownin'! Hey Afro!
Don't leave a brother!
I'm home, old man.
Hey, you brought a friend today.
This man saved Kotaro's life.
So maybe he's strong enough
not to die from your stew, old man.
Watch your mouth when you
talk about my oden Shichigoro,
you might find a hot pepper in your bowl.
You call this crap oden?
More like chunky rat poison.
Anyway, give me and the
kid the two of usual
and throw a couple of cup sake, hot.
Come in right up!
Chunky rat poison!
Just for you,
you little street rat.
You're the street rat.
Hey, I'm back!
And get my shoes too.
You're gettin' your grub on?
UUUH... Something smells funky!
Oh sh*t that's to do!
What do we have, partner?
Sukiyaki. Double then!
Cheers to you.
Oh not a drinker, huh? You don't know
what you're missin'.
Lemonade then?
Kidding, kidding!
Forget it, I drink them both!
You aren't here for the festival, are ya?
Me neither.
Just passing through.
But I guess we overstayed a bit.
We had our chuckles at the festival.
But it's best we move on.
It sucks you've gotta k*ll this dude.
I gotta say, he ain't so bad. And cool!
It's always lonely after the festival.
At least, this is the last time I'll have
to eat your lousy rat poison.
You'll be sorry.
I make the best stew for miles around. When you
come back, remind me to charge you double.
This is the best?!
Afro, maybe I k*ll here too for lyin'.
This stew sucks!
Lemonade. Please help yourself.
That guy earlier. The man you cut down.
You wanna know why he tried
to kidnap Kotaro? Hell no!
You wanna know why anyone bothers
with a street kid and a drunk like me?
It's OK old man. OK, tell us.
I've got something everybody wants.
One minute he's stuffing his face,
the next he's passed out.
He ain't even mine, he's an orphan.
Son of a pal got himself m*rder*d.
I promised to watch him
if he ever got in trouble and k*lled.
Me and that old bastard,
we were like brothers.
He wasn't the brightest,
but he was a good man.
He d*ed when this kid was to pop.
I heard a man who k*lled him
had a weird look.
An afro hairdo with a greenish tint,
if you looked real close.
Now you listen to me, and you listen good.
In this world there are bonds,
deeper than blood.
My pal that dumb son of a bitch, he was like so
many fools, went after those headbands of legend.
All he wound up was his death.
You know what he said
to me when I found him dying?
"No more", he whispered.
So, I got that NO.2 headband myself
and I hid it.
And I'm around ever since.
But now you've come.
And now we're even.
So, let's get this over with.
It's all now, no more Mr. Nice, bro'.
Keep that poison hot old man,
I'll be back in a flash.
I thought if Kotaro and
me just kept moving,
maybe folks would forget about it all about
my pal's wish...
And peace for his son.
But I guess, there's no hiding from a fate.
Damn it.
All these damn headbands do is
make dead bodies and orphans.
Do you hear me, Afro?
Dead bodies and orphans.
So, I ain't giving you the NO.2 headband
you'll have to k*ll me to get it!
Not because I'm playin' by the headband rules,
not because I'm at to save the world either.
Wassup with the formal stance?
I mean, he is cool, but
he ain't your pal.
Just dead this fool!
It's because I keep my promises.
Don't think I don't know
you Afro Samurai.
I saw what you did on a boardwalk.
k*lling a man without a
moment of hesitation.
Like he was nothin' but
a fly on your face.
Maybe it's time someone swatted you.
Maybe I feel like I'm the guy to do it.
You gonna let him talk all that trash?
Slice him, dice him Afro!
Sayonara, Afro Samurai.
Now that's just whack.
You're gonna die, pretty.
This guy's slick.
I'm impressed! He just
might k*ll your arse.
You're runnin'?
You're making us
look bad, dude! Where you're goin'?
I knew you'd be devious.
We never run from nobody! We ain't
about to pick a day to start runnin'.
Hey man,
keep on swingin' while I get my groove on!
Let's party!
Everybody like rock stars.
Light show, a light show!
Bring in, baby.
Yo, look out for this
party tracker right now.
On the stage,
you've got the man with a NO.2 headband.
Hey where do they come from?
This is only half cook.
You expect me to eat this?
I broke my teeth on this crap!
This is disgusting!
How do you even stay on business?
Come on let's get out in here
This place should be shutdown!
Dad?
You k*lled the music!
Why you always gotta wreck the party?
That was an unnecessary distraction.
You still wanna die?
You want it that much.
It is just a piece of cloth, you idiot.
If you're feelin' so
lucky, come and get it!
Summenarae? Suma nari? Sumen nare?
You always got to bust up
the fun, don't you.
I was raving until the break of dawn, man.
Like tits and everything...
Why you gonna ruin it?
That they'll even cancel the damn
thing next year, and it's all your fault.
And another thing!
You ain't all that just 'cause
you're back to be in NO.2 again.
Don't you get it? We're walking the
demon path again.
It ain't the right way!
So where we goin' next?
How about gettin' a lil' push-push first,
know what I'm sayin'?
Man we'll never party.
Damn. That was kinda jump off.
Didn't they already kick your arse?
They come at you again.
Your blade stains the world with blood.
Oh ya, then?
You k*ll only for your
selfish petty reasons.
Have you no heart?
This can't be real man. Who the hell
are these people?!
This ain't possible!
I don't think so.
You should restrain yourself or
risk another humiliating b*ating.
You don't want to risk breaking my new toy,
do you?
He's ever so fragile, right now.
Go to the Cherry Hill, or he dies again.
But this time, much, much,
much... More slowly.
Watch your damn mouth.
Ben!
My lady, step back.
You all right man?
No.
Hey, easy, little sis'!
It's been a long time, hasn't it Sio?
How have you been, princess?
Good.
And our foster parents, how are they?
Oh, they've been great!
They are like real parents.
And they got this kind of Bin-san,
he's kinda checkin' scared.
And this other guy Michael-san,
he plays with me a lots!
Oh, oh... And there's this lady Tomoe-san,
she teaches me to be the real princess.
I even learned to dance,
and have tea and everything.
Wow, that's great.
I wish you could be here, with me.
I know lil' sister, but you're safe here.
This family wanted a daughter
of their own to replace the one they lost.
Now I see that they accepted
you as their own.
We should both be grateful.
I'll try to visit more OK?
Hey, there's someone I want you to meet!
This is Afro.
Afro, this is Sio, my sister.
Oh, hi Afro!
He's a newcomer at the sword school,
but he's really good.
Almost as good as me,
he's like a brother.
Brother? Uh uh.
So I guess, that makes you my brother, too.
Yeah, I guess.
Cool!
I just got another brother. Yup.
Can I see the sword school someday too?
Yeah sure, anytime.
You're shy. And your hair is funny.
Nice to meet you too.
You'll soon be free.
You can't just toy with science
like that Lady Sio.
Are you mad?!
Once he's completed, he could very well
be the ultimate samurai!
But if his growth is interrupted...
He could end up just a pile
of worthless protein jelly!
Mad? That's a strange word coming
from the very image of madness.
But our plans could've been ruined!
It's part of the process, dear professor.
The more I taunt Afro, the better.
I want his suffering to be long and slow.
His death is not my goal,
only the final exclamation point.
Don't you know me by now?
Of course, Lady Sio!
You are truly twisted!
But it's just... Risks!
What a refreshing experience!
I've twisted the most twisted
scientist in the world...
With my twisted-ness.
Don't fear, my round friend.
Everything is moving so deliciously.
Have a little faith.
Yes, my Lady.
With my guidance it won't end as badly
as your failed masterpiece Kuma.
Look at him!
You've repaired him so
many times there is no human left at all.
He's just a mindless samurai doll.
Soulless, dead.
It disgusts you, doesn't it?
The failure. I mean...
The frustratingly crude limits
of the human body.
But even your full
mechanical works have been destroyed.
The Afro-droid...
Scrap metal at the bottom of the
ruined temple of the Empty Seven.
But now...
Muscle, bone,
blood. By all merge with nano-technology,
chemically programmed neuroceptors,
and things so forbidden, it's
more alchemy than biotechnology.
You truly are the world's most wicked,
sh*t-faced genius scientist.
You'll burn in hell for your
insults against nature.
You praise me so wonderfully, Lady Sio.
I am not worthy of your poetry.
You scum. History will mourn your
trustees you now commit.
You should be b*rned alive.
Afro will chase me and
my brother to ruined city.
When he arrives, he will see
the consequences of his sins.
His twice k*lled only friend,
and his beloved father,
shall impale him with
their vengeful blades.
And then, the last moment, these hands will be
the ones that end the life of Afro Samurai.
He's not even worthy
to die by your heroic and wicked hands.
But his end will not bring him
bliss, my professor.
It is hot, up in this piece!
Ain't there a quicker way to Cherry Hill?
And by the way, you know that bitch
Sio is walking us into a trap, don't you?
And that was one weird
family reunion too.
Now I'm sure lots of folks would love
to see that your daddy's alive again,
but I'm not so sure seein' a living head, his nasty arse
guts and sh*t, and what most folks ain't have in mind.
I mean, how could he be alive, huh?
Maybe it wasn't him.
It's a trick. Maybe it was another robot,
like that afro droid you k*lled awhile back.
Or maybe like a muppet,
you know like drawn by hand or somethin'.
OK... Oh, oh, OK... That was stupid.
It ain't doll.
Whatever it was, one thing is for sure!
That B-i-tch is craaazy!
She must really hate you to do
all these unnatural sh*t.
And what's that with Kuma?
Ain't he normally the crying and
complaining type?
Dude didn't say a damn word.
Now that creeps me out.
Something is wrong. And I don't like it.
What you wanna do
'bout this kid who follow us?
So you k*lled his Pops, now he
probably tryin' to axe you.
That sounds familiar, don't it?
No sweatin', no sweatin',
kid ain't gonna last much longer.
He's been dragging behind us
in this damn heat for days!
He'll dead by morning.
Sorry Daddy.
I wish you three could've
seen the look on his face
when I showed him the living
head of his own dead father.
Never forget that it was Afro Samurai
that made you what you are.
He will live in hell on Earth,
for what he's done to us.
You will enjoy every second of excruciating
agony that I'll inflict upon him.
You'll watch as he bleeds
from his very pores.
Listen to the sound of his breaking bones.
Smell his fear and his burning flesh.
His death will be so filled with horror,
it will pass into legend.
And I too, as his legendary executioner.
Mountain climbing?
What joke is this man?
We ain't got no equipment,
I need a smooth drink.
You got a rope?
You sure we're goin' the right way?
Askin' thin' Afro. I think I'm holdin'
down man.
At least I'll have a stroke.
You're stressin' me out.
I hate heights.
Is this the mean spot?
Damn! I've been back in the day,
this place was sweet.
It's like a messed up ding? Paw.
Been here candy corn, funk hates,
some mean arse coasters. The whacks.
Ain't nobody home now, tho'.
What happened to them man?
Shame it's all in ruins.
Who did this?
You sure this is the place that chick's
arse should be waitin' for you?
Wow, check it out, that's Justice.
You know you never did ask
for no directions 'long the way.
Now, who is this?
Hmm, costume party? Welcome Committee?
Comedy troupe?
Thanks, but no thanks.
We've gotta get to a meeting, OK?
Let's see, ummm...
YO! Funny Face.
You seen a crazy sexy bitch
with a Teddy bear-headed dude around here?
There ain't no blood.
I might gonna die here. Daaaamn...
Lady Sio is not here.
You remember us do you, Afro Samurai?
Who would've imagine that the boy we once
knew,
would return as such a mad executioner.
Driven only by his murderous rage,
to bring death and chaos to the world.
Draw your sword, Afro Samurai.
Now you die.
Well hello, my lady. Please rejoice,
the restoration of Afro's father
is in the final stage.
However, this stage is very sensitive,
and if the slightest error occurs,
we still could lose everything.
They are gone. What's this?
They'd never undertake anything
without my orders. What've you done?
Perhaps they went into town.
What do you mean?
Or... Perhaps they challenged
Afro Samurai without you.
But don't fear. Who knows
they might just win.
After all, you might be surprised
to hear
that they all have quite an impressive array
of gadgets, engineered in their bodies.
Not to mention the
special drug injection into all.
Lady Sio? What sport is this?
What a hasty princess we have here.
Regeneration is not yet...
You did such a splendid
job, dear Professor.
You got all the prayers, all the right
gratifications I owe my thanks.
Now, it is time for you to
make a well deserved break.
Good night, Professor!
The other executioner is about to awake.
No matter your intentions, there are
things that we cannot allow you to do.
We must not allow our lady Sio
to thread the path of darkness.
Such a sweet lady she is.
We will not allow to fall from grace.
Instead, we will be the sinners.
All I wanted was for Afro
to see the town he destroyed.
I wanted him to see the consequences
of his sins, before I slit his throat.
But now my vassals are most likely dead.
Fools rush in, where angels fear to thread.
Michael, sh**t him now!
What are you waiting for? Do it!
sh**t 'em. She is dead already.
Do it for our lady Sio.
I knew that sooner or later,
this day would come.
I will die with you.
Afro, you made it!
How'd you survive, old boy?
Tell me what I missed? You know I get hit,
by sweepin' God, I'm hurt too.
But I'm tough! So I'm worth!
You whacked them crazy muth'f*ckers?
Follow me, son.
Holy f*ck!
Now, I have officially seen it all.
Why you got to walk
directly into every trap?
You stupid or what?
Up there is the crazy bitch who've
been pullin' the strings this whole time.
And your own revived robo pal,
who don't like your arse neither!
On the top of that, we've fallen for some
freak of nature, you think is your Dad!
That is my real father!
Wrong answer, that's it! You're an idiot.
And this is far as I go.
See ya!
I'm so happy that you made it.
We've so much to talk about
I have come for my father,
and NO.1 headband.
What a surprise!
But what can you possibly do,
with your body so utterly destroyed?
We gonna t*rture you.
Death will come slowly.
Why didn't you wear the NO.1 headband?
I just wanted revenge for you.
Whatever your reason,
one must shoulder the burden of destiny
that instantly puts 'em on the headband.
You should know that by now.
Become The NO.1!
You can never escape the cycle of blood!
The NO.1 kills or is k*lled!
You don't have the luxury to choose
whose blood you spill.
Take back your headband, fear not, my son.
Father, wait! Father!
Oh look, look my dear brother.
Afro Samurai is about to meet his end,
just as I planned.
At the hands of his own father.
He'll finally pay for
the pain he caused us,
for the pain he caused
to thousands like us.
k*ll him!
k*ll him once and for all!
k*ll him Afro, waste him!
He ain't your real father!
That's it! Finish him, do it!
I do not k*ll my father.
Then this is the end of Afro!
Did you see that Jinno? We did it!
We finally brought him to justice.
And it was we, we who k*lled him.
Look, look my dear brother.
What have you done?
What have you done to Afro?!
Why are you protecting Afro?!
He is dead now!
It's no use!
Have you forgotten what Afro did to us?
Do you?
My dearest... Brother...
I must protect sword master's dojo.
Must protect everyone.
Including my brother, Afro!
I love you, my Jinno.
My brother.
It's been a long time.
Hasn't it Sio?
How have you been, princess?
Run Afro, you can't win!
I said run dammit!
You can't win this one!
He's too strong! He ain't human!
Don't! Dooon't!
Shut... Up!
It'll soon be over!
Forgive me, but you're not my father.
My father d*ed a long time ago.
Fear not!
Father...
Anytime you're ready!
Does it ever end?
I guess not.
From the look on your face, I'd say you had a
hell of a rough day! You knew this, didn't you?!
You knew it'll happen again.
I knew it, Afro Samurai.
But I won't say nothing.
Anymore.
But you know,
don't turn your back.
That's the only choice you have left.
I've been waiting a long time for you!
Afro Samurai: Resurrection (2009)
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