Hey, Gourry...
What is it, Lina?
I, um...
Don't think I'm weird for saying
something like this, but...
What? What's with the formality?
Well, I...
Oh, you'll laugh at me.
I just know it.
I won't laugh.
Really?
Yeah, sure.
Well, okay, then I'll ask.
Gourry...
I, I...
I'd like...
I'd like to have a slice of
gulper shark sashimi!
No way.
Boy, food sure tastes good
after a hard day's work.
Right, Lina?
You're absolutely heartless!
Here I am, stuck with a
measly dried sardine
while you cruelly munch down the
ultra deluxe local catch of the day
boatload platter right in front of me!
You know, I was pretty nervous
about helping the fisherman,
but I might have a calling for it.
For your information,
I worked 100 times harder than you!
Maybe,
but sinking ships wasn't
what they wanted.
FLOAAAT
but sinking ships wasn't
what they wanted.
FLOAAAT
Everybody makes a small mistake
or two in their lives!
This must be famous Ikusu Octopus!
I'll have a taste then...
It's unfair!
What're doing?!
It's okay, right?
No way!
Damn!
You should be more considerate
of your friends!
I agree wholeheartedly!
Ouch!
My octopus!
Ouch!
My octopus!
Octopus!
My octopus!
Leggo!
Lay off, damn it!
It's mine...
Parting is terrible...
Chorosuke, chorokuban...
Supokon...
Supokokon...
Henemene Supopon...
Kemoo kemoo hekemee...
Henemene Supopon...
Kemoo kemoo hekemee...
Meso meso!
What's going on?
You...
You ate it already?
It's really gone!
Well, if someone is looking
away at the dinner table,
they must be finished, right?
Lina!
If you were a man,
you wouldn't be bothered by
something already done!
I'm not bothered!
Then what?
I'm angry!
Well, good for you!
Octopus...
Octopus...
Octopus...
You ate it, didn't you?!
Him! He's the one
that ate the octopus!
I couldn't help myself!
So you're the one that ate it?!
Hey...
Bur...
Burst Rondo.
What was that?
The fruit of all my
sweat and hard labor...
Hey old man, you're gonna
pay for this, right?
After you pay for the
destruction of my restaurant!
Roof, wall, doors, windows,
tables, chairs, dishes, cups...
And all the rest comes to...
We'll call it even then.
Are you the people who kust
ate an octopus?
Well, actually he's the one
that ate the octopus.
It tasted great!
I'm terribly sorry...
Well, it's not like
I'm responsible but...
What?
I don't know how to express
my condolences to you...
What? Condolences, you say?
You'll die if you eat octopus?
What?!
Die, or not die, I don't know...
So which one is it?!
I'm trained in the art of white magic
which heals diseases.
Really? Then...
But I'm still such an amateur,
I wouldn't be able to help you...
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, it's...
Come on, explain this more clearly!
I couldn't possibly describe it...
Please, tell me...
Kerasoro bunkiin!
Alas...
Squeak squeak! Tremble tremble!
What's he saying?
This is the demonic infectious
disease that's been told in legend...
It's said that, once you eat the octopus
possessing demonic powers,
you'll be doomed to
speak only in octopusese.
Octopusese?
Flat chested!
What was that?
It seems "flat chested" probably means
What was that?
It seems "flat chested" probably means
God damn it...
"how horrible" in octopusese.
God damn it...
"how horrible" in octopusese.
Ponene ponene ponene!
What did you kust say?!
Oh, and my name is Ruuma.
What did you kust say?!
Please stay at my residence tonight.
What did you kust say?!
Please stay at my residence tonight.
You're horrible, you know that?!
Were you listening?
You're horrible, you know that?!
You're horrible, you know that?!
What?!
So you're THE Lina Inverse?!
Yeah, what about it?
I've heard rumors
about your exploits!
Rumors?
What kind?
The Dragon Spooker!
Is there something wrong?
I sense a bad aura
flowing out of you.
You kust said "Dragon Spooker."
Why?
I think it's wonderful!
Doesn't it mean you vanquish dragons
so swiftly, dragons run in fear?
So that's how it's
interpreted around here?
What? Am I wrong?
Could it mean dragons
step past out of...
Hey, don't sweat it!
You were right the first time!
Lina-san!
Yes?
Lina-san, you were guided
by fate to this town
to save it in its
time of need, right?
Well, I was actually guided by
the famed octopus cuisine...
Of course fate guided you!
So please help us, won't you?
Well, it's not like I can leave
Gourry like he is now...
Lina...
Names are the same even
in octopusese, huh?
Lina.
I love you.
I love you!
What?
So, what did he mean kust now?
No idea.
I see...
Chandelier, bolitho, belly button
sneeze, regular sneeze...
Grated yam, spread about,
scratch with hand...
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And so there you have it, sir.
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And so there you have it, sir.
What?
So the humans have enlisted the
aid of a vile and powerful wizard?
What do you plan to do?
My king, you need not worry long.
I have a plan.
You three,
continue to collect
the emotional energy
of the humans experiencing
fear and chaos,
and offer it to our guardian deity.
Our guardian deity gave me,
the Intelligent Octopus,
the power to control the
human and octopus languages.
Leave it to me.
I am counting on you,
Intelligent Octopus.
It's only a matter of time before our
guardian deity is fully restored.
We are on the verge the
Age of the Octopus!
The time has come for us to deliver
doom upon the human race.
Oshiete
Oh, please tell me
Anata no ai
Tell me your love
Tete chichi kaka popo
Hand hand, father, ka ka, f'ffsst f'ffsst
Wakaranai
I don't understand
Tako kutte pa
Eat octopus, go wacko
Son de motte puu
You'll end up unemployed
Anata no kotoba ga todokanai
Your words can't reach anyone anymore
What the hell was that?
Did you find it pleasing?
No.
It's a traditional children's
song in this town.
This town is famous for its octopi,
so that was one of
the many traditional
stories and songs about them.
According to legend,
those who consume the
flesh of an octopus
that was granted magical
powers by demon folk
fall victim to a demonic disease.
Demon folk?
Yes, I'm afraid the current
outbreak we are suffering is...
Not some common
communicable disease, right?
According to legend,
one of the demon folk suffered food
poisoning after eating an octopus,
whereupon a brave warrior came by
and sealed it away inside
an octopus vase trap.
And to make sure the demon folk
would not be resurrected,
the vase was encased
under stone pillars
located in seas off
the coast of this town.
But this morning,
an evil sorceress destroyed
the stone pillars in the ocean
while pretending to help
with the fish harvest.
I'm certain that's what
awakened the demon folk
and now it is trying
to resurrect itself.
Flat chested...
If only my master was here
at a time like this...
Your master?
Yes, he had been warning others
something like this might happen.
Three years ago,
he left to train on the
slopes of a distant mountain
in order to figure out how
to treat the disease...
But no one knows where
he has been since.
At this rate,
the disease will spread even to those
who didn't eat any octopus.
I know this is when my white magic
abilities are really needed, but...
So shouldn't you kust prevent the
demon folk's resurrection?
Yes!
The legend has a happy ending,
but there is another unspoken
ending to this legend where the
result is utter destruction.
Excuse me?!
The worst catastrophe brought by
the demon folk upon resurrection...
Because it is so ghastly,
people dare not mention it anymore,
or so they say.
According to the version
I've been told...
The untold catastrophe is the total
destruction of everything on land.
Well, total destruction would
certainly be troublesome...
Oh, master...
I might sound cold,
but don't hope for something
you can't count on.
I understand.
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Well?
* Translated to Human Language.
Have you come across anyone
that could challenge our opponents?
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* Translated to Human Language.
Yes, I have.
* Translated to Human Language.
I'm certain she would be able to
counter their magic capabilities.
* Translated to Human Language.
Very good.
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We'll send out a courier at once.
Bring strife and confusion
upon the humans!
Yes, sir, at once,
our dear guardian spirit!
I hereby grant upon you
even more powers!
I feel great power overwhelming me!
I can't understand
anything you say!
Tadachinari!
I never thought you were such
an unreasonable woman!
Shougara pereppo!
No doubt the confusion
is spreading.
I'm sure that demon folk must be
having a ball right about now.
Flat chested!
Flat chested!
This is pissing me off!
Flat chested!
Flat chested!
Time to kick some demon folk tail.
Flat chested!
Lina.
Flat chested!
Lina.
I love you.
What do you mean by that...
I love you!
I get it, I get it.
Though I actually don't get it...
Fireball!
This is getting a bit
more interesting.
Yes, I agree.
This is getting interesting.
Oof...
Well well,
this certainly is concentrated
emotional energy...
A demon folk that absorbed
a lot of energy like this
might be difficult to defeat,
even for our esteemed Lina-san...
Please hurry, Zelgadis!
Tough. This is how fast
I usually walk.
Why don't you kust go ahead?
But I couldn't...
What?
Oh how could I ever...
No never...
I COULD NEVER BRING MYSELF
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
I couldn't possibly kust go ahead
and eat like a pig on the
renowned octopus cuisine
that's on offer here...
But I don't care.
HOW DARE YOU SAY WORDS
LIKE THAT SO CARELESSLY!
I won't stand for such courageous
acts of self-sacrifice!
But it's nothing like that...
"Don't worry about me."
"Just leave me behind, go ahead."
"Go ahead and start pigging out on the
octopus before it all sells out!"
That's what you want to say, isn't it?!
Hello?
You're trying too hard...
You're trying too hard to be a
nice and kind person...
Really?
Oh yes!
It certainly is going too far!
So come on, let's hurry and go ahead!
I'm not trying to be
exceptionally nice or suave,
and I'm not interested much in
octopus cooking anyway.
Oh, you don't have to put on
an act like that for me!
Calm down, what's with you?!
Okay, okay, let's go, let's go!
We'll eat lots of octopus!
Quit pulling!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Quit yelling, Amelia!
But Zelgadis,
I was looking forward
to this so SO much...
I'm going to pretend
I don't know you.
Why must I be denied
the octopus cuisine?!
Even if Takokichi Takoyama
permitted this to happen,
Who the hell is that?
Even if Takokichi Takoyama
permitted this to happen,
Who the hell is that?
I, Amelia, will not!
I, Amelia, will not!
Kon chikeshoo!
What was that?
Would you like me
to explain all this?
Xellos?
What are you doing here?
That is a se-cr-et.
A disease?
Yes.
Disease? What can a disease do?
Justice couldn't possibly be defeated
by something such as a disease!
What is kustice?!
What is righteousness?!
Lina and Gourry are here
in this town as well.
Those two are here too?
Yes,
but it seems Gourry has caught
this disease as well.
What was that?!
Gourry-san is in trouble?!
Oh the humanity!
Well we must hurry over at once!
In any case,
I guess we'll have to
go to that place.
I'd like to try and
locate my master.
I heard all about what's
going on from Xellos.
Zelgadis, Amelia!
With the two of us here,
you have nothing to worry about!
Hoppen torosukee.
So you're doing this for
Gourry's sake?
You could say that.
You sure are in a fine mess,
aren't you, Gourry.
Osupereme myou.
What's the big idea...
Meke meke me.
Hold on here...
Oh, that's kust great!
Flat chested...
Master!
So this guy is...
Could that be the scroll that has
the secret technique that heals
the demonic disease?!
Master!
Merekenso!
Cherora dehoman to!
Raywing!
The master discovered the
healing spell,
but he can't use it because he can
only speak in octopusese.
Ruuma doesn't have
enough magical power.
Guess we'll have to have Ruuma
try her best at it.
But still, if you can't use magic
speaking octopusese,
things end up like this, huh?
That must be it.
Nahohoge.
Cereran chon poi.
Herefure harayoo.
So why do I get stuck with
this verbal abuse?!
I can't understand you, I said!
There's no water?
Don't let that surprise you.
We've made accommodations
for you lower life forms.
Fools!
Who are you?
I am the young hero
of the octopus clan,
endowed with the magic powers
granted to me by our guardian deity!
I am the Intelligent Octopus!
I'm glad I can understand somebody,
even if you're kust an octopus.
For many eons we octopi were
abused by the townspeople
and treated as a local delicacy.
Now, the time has come to deliver
a swift and kust vengeance!
Hey,
is that vase behind you the same one
with the guardian deity sealed in it?
Ah, score!
So, let's say I blow away
the vase along with your deity.
Would that rob you of your
magical powers maybe?
Ah, double score!
Tere chonpo!
Gero buripon!
Tere chonpo!
Gero buripon!
Deka panto pan!
Kune kune nyoro kune!
Deka panto pan!
Kune nyon nyon nyoro!
I said I can't
understand you already!
I've already done research on all of you.
It appears it is time for our esteemed
guest to make her appearance!
Esteemed guest?
Please appear before us,
dear Octopus Sorceress!
Octopus Sorceress?
How lame.
I see.
It seems our Octopus Sorceress is
occupied with her meal at the moment.
You may revolt in fear later!
But for the moment,
appear before me, Savior Octopuses!
Spread out!
These guys have been souped up
with magic as well!
Fireball!
Why you...
Gourry!
Fireball!
Just as I thought,
blowing up that vase would be
a good way to end this...
Damn you!
Heed me, who is darker than dusk
Heed me, who is more red than blood
In the name of those buried
in the passing of the eons
I make this vow to the abyss
Mark all fools that stand in our way
Let your strength merge with mine
So that we may deliver doom
to all alike!
What is this?!
Dragon Sla...
Nyu!
Nyu?
Nyo nyo...
Yes, our guardian deity
is about to return!
Our revenge will now begin!
Lowly humans,
let doom fall upon you!
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"Dragon Sla-nyu"?
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When did you turn into a
character that adds
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Strange words like that to
the end of your sentences?
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I have no idea!
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What's it to you?!
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Damn it, now I can't use any magic!
* Translated to Human Language.
Hear me, everyone!
Our guardian deity has been
fully resurrected!
The human sorceress can no
longer use any magic.
Thus, they are powerless to stop
the doom our guardian deity
will deliver unto them!
Teresuke ho!
Words of truth, shine bright as light
so that you may outshine and
obliterate the words of fallacy!
Teresuke ho!
Words of truth, shine bright as light
so that you may outshine and
obliterate the words of...
fallacy!
This is...
Ruuma!
Yes...
Master!
You've done it, Ruuma!
Good work, Intelligent Octopus.
The energy waves given off by
humans in fear and confusion
was a true delight to devour.
Our dear guardian deity...
I beseech you!
Bring doom upon these vile humans!
Yeah, yeah.
I'll start first with filling
my belly with octopus
brimming with hate within them.
Yes, octopus with years of hate
bottled up inside
will be quite a delicacy.
It can't be!
Don't worry.
I will deliver doom and destruction
upon all those pesky humans.
But dear guardian deity...
I'll be able to grow even more
powerful by consuming you all.
Truthfully,
I couldn't care less about
any revenge you want me to do,
but, it's my way of saying thanks
for resurrecting me and stuff.
Hey, aren't I a swell guy or what?
We believed in you...
If that's the case,
I'll use my powers to
protect my people!
Don't make me laugh.
If I hadn't granted you my powers,
you'd be kust another dumb octopus.
You'll protect your people, huh?
I beg you!
Our dear guardian deity!
Oh, shut up.
In the end, you're nothing more
than food for others to eat.
Guess it's time to
make the humans suffer
in ever so deeper amounts
of fear and loathing...
Boy, this is fun!
Lina-san!
I've mastered the spell!
Henemeso!
Lina-san, you too?!
Gourry! Zelgadis!
When one of those hits you,
you get so overwhelmed
with fear and despair,
you can't even stand anymore.
Ruuma, cast the spell on Lina-san!
Yes, Master!
Words of truth
shine bright as light
Keep casting!
Yes!
So that you may outshine and
obliterate the words of fallacy!
Thanks, Ruuma.
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Oh, well.
Despair will overtake you before
you can finish uttering your spell.
Sorry, but I'm not in the market
for despair and stuff.
You idiot!
Heed me, who is darker than dusk
Heed me, who is more red than blood
In the name of those buried
in the passing of the eons
I make this vow to the abyss
Mark all fools that stand in our way
This is the end!
Let your strength merge with mine
So that we may deliver...
This is a kob for-
Doom to all alike!
What?
DRAGON
sl*ve!
Octopus-san...
Ruuma-san?
We now understand how you feel.
Why don't we humans and octopi try
to live in peace with one another?
We have the skill to make fine
octopus delicacies.
You have the ability to regenerate
your legs after they are eaten.
Why don't we work together to protect
the local specialty of this town?
Chichi kure.
Aren't the octopi getting the
short end of the stick here?
It's all right, isn't it?
They seem to be happy.
That's good, everyone!
Obliterate the words of fallacy!
We'll eat now!
Oh yeah, Gourry,
what were you saying back then?
Back then?
This.
Lina.
I love you.
Not that it bothers me or anything but...
Oh, that? That was...
"I can't repay the money I owe for this."
Why?!
Just as I thought,
this was a rather interesting affair.
This was a rather interesting affair.
I guess Amelia left without me...
Kyo?
Mememe?
Komeme!
Hakeme!
Zelebebenme!
Is, is this the end?
YEP,
YEP, IT'S THE END.
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