01x25 - Dia De Los Padres/Moustache Love

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Announcer:miracle city, a spicy cesspool of crime and villainy.

This is the story of manny rivera, better known as...

Manny: el tigre!

Son of the legendary hero...

White pantera: white pantera!

Grandson of the evil super-villain...

Puma loco: puma loco!

["El tigre" theme plays]

Crowd: el tigre!

[Sirens wailing]

[Cheering] el tigre!

[Roars]

[Roars]

Crowd: el tigre!

[♪...]

Good show my son. [Grunts]

You see that you can [grunts] never defeat your father.

[Grunts]

[Grunts] I could if you'd just [grunts] quit running away. [Grunts]

It is not running away.

It is the new martial art I've invented:pantera bando.

Eh, it looked like running away.

You could've fooled me, dude.

It is not running away.

Inpantera bando,you turn your enemies against themselves.

There is no punching or kicking.

What about wedgies?

Which makes it the most noble and heroic fighting style possible.

Except you don't win.

Yes, you do.

But not until you get to chapter five.

It's all explained in this informative brochure.

"Chapter five: the dance"?

[Frida giggles]: chapter five.

Well, thank you for attempting to conceal your laughter.

I must go now.

Aw, man, we totally hurt his feelings.

"The dance." [Laughs]

Don't worry, he'll cheer up when you give him his father's day present.

Uh, manny?

It's father's day?

Why didn't you tell me?

Uh...what'd you get your dad?

Coolest father's day present ever.

[Electric guitar riff]

I gotta get dad something totally greatnow.

And it has to cost... Cents or less.

Uh...

Get some construction paper and write his name on it with glitter.

Glitter?

[Scoffs] that's lame, no way.

Blech, not a chance, never!

This I swear!

Only one sack of glitter left.

Swine!

Get your hands off my glitter.

It's mine. Mine.

Mine, mine. Mine, mine.

You will pay for...

[Sighs]

What's the point?

My last hope for father's day is gone.

And my father is already in a rotten mood.

Because he keeps getting defeated by your father!

Yeah, my dad's in a lousy mood too.

Why, miss suarez.

I must say you are looking lovely today.

Oh, now I won't even have a lame present for my dad.

[Chuckles] hey, you guys should team up.

You could help junior here capture your dad to make his dad happy

Then, [chuckles], then he could let you pull off a rescue to make your dad happy.

[Laughs] isn't that... Isn't that... Funny?

Brilliant.

What do you say, dr. Chicken pot pie?

Chipotle.

I say... Let us work together.

With absolutely no double-crossing.

Me favorite cologne, old and spicey.

[Man screaming]

[Squawks]

Thank you, son.

Happy father's day,papi.

Dad, I have a father's day surprise you'll never forget.

Really?

Yeah, now let's get out of here

Before that smell melts my face.

Um, why must I be blindfolded and shackled

And in my white pantera identity to get my surprise?

For, uh, good luck.

I see.

Here's your scripts.

You're pretty.

Ok, here comes the surprise.

Any second now.

What was that?

[Laughing]

It is i, doctor... Chipotle... Junior.

This father's...

[Gasps] you fiend.

Uh, "chipotle junior, this father's day surprise

Is too good for you, white pan... Tera."

[Meows]

What, I do a good cat.

Do not worry, dad.

I will stop dr. Chickpea.

Chipotle.

And save you.

I do spin my belt buckle and transform into...

[Roars]

El tigre.

Don't worry about me, manny, save yourself.

Fool, beware my terrible rash.

[Gasps] oh, right.

Terrible wrath.

Biff, bam, pow, ka-za-ma-wow.

Meow, meow, meow-chee, meow.

Be careful, my son.

And watch out for that cat, he's a wily one.

El tigre, face...

My awesome power.

Behold, I have cut one...

Of the ropes holding up that one-million-pound weight.

And now, it does fall... Towards your father.

Oof.

I have caught the one-million-pound weight

And saved my father, but I am injured.

Mijo.[Grunts]

Now is my chance to...

Capture white pantera?

[Whispers]: can I do that again?

Chipotle, if you've harmed my son...

I'm ok, dad.

I am unable to stop the villain

Because, as you recall, the one-million-pound weight is upon me.

But I will... Save you, father.

This I swear...

Be careful, manny.

Lift with your legs...

And... Scene.

Whoa, that went great.

Manny: mostly.

Oh, dad...

Guess what I got you for father's day.

Dr. Chipotle senior does not care.

There is only one thing that dr. Chipotle senior wants.

Revenge on white pantera.

[Trumpet plays weakly]

Happy father's day.

[Gasps]

[Laughs]

Thank you, son.

Father... We have a guest.

[Laughs]

It's dr. Chipotle senior... Senior.

[Laughs]

I am?

You won't get away with this.

When my son and father get here...

[Siren wails]

All right, when my son gets here...

I've come to save you, father.

And I've come to watch.

Be careful, manny.

Chipotle now comes in three kinds of spicy.

I remember the civil w*r.

I will handle this, father- ah-ha.

Oh, no.

That's my son.

[Whispers]: hey, you're supposed to let me win.

I know.

But this is the part where I double-cross you.

Oh, right.

Dang.

[Wheezes]

Do I blast the furry one or the one that looks like me?

The furry one.

[Screams]

Oof, ow, ooh.

[Cat screeches]

I'll be right back.

[Breathing heavily]

All right, let's try that again, dr. Chip-and-dip.

Chipotle.

Don't worry, dad, I'm gonna rescue you for real this time.

Manny, dr. Chipotle junior tells me that you helped him capture me.

But this is an obvious lie... Isn't it?

My own son.

How could you do this to me?

And on father's day.

I'll make it up to you, dad.

By... Defeating the chipotles with...

[Gasps]pantera bando.

While frida keeps the guacamole monster busy.

I'm doing what now?

[Monster growls]

Get that rivera.

Remember, turn your enemy's aggression against him.

Chapter three.

And the bunny told the hunter, "no, I am a duck."

Now, my son, it is time for...

The dance.

I hate this.

What is he doing?

I think it's "the nutcracker."

["El tigre" theme plays]

[Chipotles grunting]

Ow.

Hey, it worked.

Dad, I'm sorry I made fun of pantera bando.

Oh, and got you captured.

Oh, and ruined father's day.

What?

This is the best father's day ever.

You went to all that trouble to show thatpantera bandoworks.

Yeah, that's exactly what he did.

Sort of.

[Sighs] and then the duck says to the bunny...

Oh,mijo,you love me so much

You're willing to risk my own life to prove it.

My son and grandson in jail with me?

[Snorts] oh.

This is the best father's day ever.

Papi,you have to stop wearing that cologne.

[Gags]

I no wearing it anymore.

[♪...]

[Doorbell rings]

Eh, manny, is for you.

[Musical flourish]

Manny: it's raul, the world's greatest mustache.

[Screams]

Yo, raul.

[Laughs] oh, man, you're in a good mood.

You're in love?

With who?

Manny: oh, raul, your girl is c-u-t-e, hot.

Yeah, but why's she got a caterpillar on her forehead.

That's her eyebrows?

On her it works.

It's... Really... Natural.

Aw, what's wrong, raul?

She won't go out with you unless you bring a date for her friend?

Hey...

No problem, I'll be your wingman.

You will have your true love, this I swear.

Relax, buddy.

We just have to show her how handsome, brilliant, and heroic you are.

Where's her friend?

You must be manny.

I'm sofia, and this is browsia.

Oh, uh...

Nice to meet you... Ladies.

Are these for me?

They're so beautiful I could just scream.

[Snorts]

[Screams]

Twice.

[Screams]

Don't you justloveflowers?

Eeh...

Me neither, come on.

Sofie-wofie hungry-wungry.

Is-ums manny-wanny gonna tell sofie-wofie

All about himselfy-welfy?

Uh... Well...

Browsy and I just moved to miracle city.

We live with my grandfather.

Really, I live with my grandpapi too.

So you think you're special?

I like you, manny.

Most guys run away. [Laughs]

Have some homemade yak-cheese goulash.

Yak-cheese goo...

Eat it!

[Slurping and burping]

You can really, [gulps], taste the yak, ugh.

Whoa, you threw up stuff you haven't even eaten yet.

You want to impress browsia?

Dude, I can totally tell you guys what to do.

"You guys"?

No way, I am not going out with señorita yak cheese again.

Oh... How could I say no when you look at me with those big, brown hairs?

You just gotta be mysterious, raul.

Girls love that- here.

Um, why's he wearing that?

A-ha,thatis the mystery.

[Gasps] it's browsy and sofia.

Hide.

Hello, raul.

Hi, manny...

So what you guys doing?

I'm just chilling, but raul, who knows?

He's mysterious.

[♪...]

[Gasps] oh, my gosh, I forgot your present.

Sofie-wofie knitted manny-wanny-um the itty-widdle vest.

Uh, is this made of cactus needles?

Yes...

Try it on now!

Fits.

Ooh, it looksgreat.

Swab.

Pliers.

Churro.

[Muffled screaming]

A cactus vest.

Who could possibly want a cactus vest?

Oh...

Is beautiful.

[Screams]

Oh, ooh, ah...

That's the stuff.

[Whistles]

Ok, operation "make browsia like raul" phase two.

Pretend to be interested in junk she likes.

I don't know about this.

Raul, whatdoesbrowsia like?

[Screams]

The renaissance fair?

Ooh, they serve those giant turkey legs.

Mm-mm, giant turkey legs.

Come on, let's go pick up my totally awesome costume.

[Laughter]

It's the only costume I could find.

[Laughter]

Sofia: oh, milord jester.

Thou art he-larious. [Laughs]

[Grunts]

Oh, that wasn't so- [grunts]

We shall meet thee inside, forsooth.

Raul, she is totally into you.

Right, manny?

[Squeaks]

After this, you're on your own.

One more day with sofia's all I can...

Sofia: o manny-wanny...

Look.

Ye tunnel of love.

And you know what goes on in there.

[Grunting]

Uh, no.

Put me down.

No kissing, no kissing!

[♪...]

Isn't this romantic?

Blech, you have goulash for dinner?

Pucker up, boyfriend.

[Screams]

I'm not your boyfriend, I don't even like you, I'm only here to help raul.

[Glass shatters]

Harsh.

Uh, sofie?

How could you?

Destroy!

Milady, thou canst not stand...

[Hisses]

[Screams]

Uh-oh.

Sofia, uh, browsia, are you ok?

Look at my side, raul.

Do I want to have my first kiss with an obnoxious nut job who has yak breath?

I know you're really in love with browsia, but...

No.

No-no-no-no.

You owe me one, raul.

What do you want?

[Clears throat]

Sofia, browsia.

I am sorry for what I did to you.

Silly.

Sofie-wofie knows manny-wanny-bananny was just playing.

Come on in.

I said come in!

Now you boys sit here and we'll be right back.

Man: ♪ ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh [oh, yeah] ♪

Uh... I, uh...

Enough talk.

Let's get our smooch on.

Man: ♪ oh, yeah

♪ You can do it

♪ Everybody

♪ All the world will

[Grunts] this one's for you, raul.

Man: ♪ yeah, yeah, uh

Yous two.

Don baffi and the mustache mafia?

I can't believe I'm happy to- whoa.

I'm going to make you suffer.

And your little 'stache, too.

Use my granddaughter to get to me?

That's low.

Your granddaughter?

Uh, raul?

[Roars]

It's not [grunts] what you [grunts]

Think, I [grunts] didn't know [grunts]

She was [grunts] your granddaughter.

[Tires screeching]

Hey, what gives?

Raul and browsia are in love.

Is this true?

Browsia?

You loves him too?

It's so...

Beautiful.

It's true love, boys.

And don baffi don't stand in the way of true love.

[♪...]

[Cheering]

I now pronounce you

Mustache and eyebrows.

[Wedding music plays]

[Cheering]

[Wolf whistles]

Ew.

Without a mustache, you're repulsive.

Three, two, one.

[Screaming]

I love a wedding. [Sniffles]

[♪...]

[Children cheering]

[Children laughing]