01x23 - Oso Sole Mio/Silverwolf

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Announcer:miracle city:

A spicy cesspool of crime and villainy.

This is the story of manny rivera

Better known as:

[Manny roars]

Manny: el tigre!

Son of the legendary hero:

White pantera: white pantera!

Grandson of the evil supervillain:

Puma loco: puma loco.

["El tigre" theme plays]

Crowd: el tigre!

[Sirens wailing]

[Cheering]: el tigre.

[♪...]

[Roaring]

[Roars]

Crowd: el tigre!

Man: [singing]: ♪ oso solo mio

♪ Scarflette tante

♪ Oso solo mio

[Ringing]

[Screams]

[Laughing]

[Laughing stops]

Just back off, man.

When el oso robs a bank

The whole city trembles.

Regular mayonnaise or the spicy?

Ooh.

Mm, dude, that was awesome.

You were all thrashin' him

And he was all... [Growls] man.

[Rumbling]

Ah! Ooh. Ooh.

El oso!el oso!

Can you hear me?

Is my sandwich down there?

What?

[Sirens wailing]

El oso, i, uh...

I don't know what to say.

I guess... Thank you?

No big thing.

But I done you a favor, man.

And someday, a day that may never come

I will ask from you, to get a favor in return.

Uh... Yeah, ok.

I'm down.

It's favor day, man.

Frida: nice crib, oso.

I dig what you've done with the rocks

And themore rocks... Yeah.

Thanks.

So what's the favor?

Ok, so it all started

With the little baby me

When I got losted in the woods after an orphanage camping trip.

[Children cheering]

I would've been done for

If I hadn't found a family of bears

To love and take care of me

Like I was their own.

[Giggling]

Mama.

Over time, I learned their secrets.

Until finally, I was one of them.

[Bears growl]

And that's when I seen her.

The most prettiest daughter of the bear king.

It was like true love at first times, I looked my eyes at her, you know?

Ooh, la-la.

So I runs up to the king

And I ask for the ok that I can marry his daughter.

[Growls]

[Roaring]

I knew what his problem was.

How I gonna marry a princess

When I gots no money to take care of her?

Bears don't need money.

Exactly!

...so I left the bears

And cames to miracle city to steal my fortune and win my true love.

[Cash register rings]

But every time I try, man...

[Punches landing]

You stop me.

[Dramatic sob]

[Crying]

Ow, what'd I do?

Couldn't you have let him rob one measly bank?

[Loud nose blowing]

So now monies or not

You're gonna help me get my true love.

Wait, why us?

Can't you get your brother to help you?

Hey, that's a good idea, man.

Oso: osito, we gonna go get my true love.

Ahh!

He says he's gonna watch tv instead.

Hedidsave our lives.

Oh, ay-yi-yi, all right.

The fair princess will be yours, el oso.

This I swear.

El oso: here we are, mans.

So this is the woods.

Uh, maybe we should've called ahead.

No worries, man.

They gonna be so excited to see me.

El oso: ay... Who wants first hug?

[Bears growling]

[Screams]

[Growling]

[All scream]

[Bears growling]

They probably don't recognize because I shaved my lips.

[Razor slices... Screaming]

[Gasps]

There she is, man.

...the princess.

Aw, sheiscute.

Go make your move, oso, quick

While she's still woozy and can't see your face too good.

[Gasps]

[Growling]

[Audible struggling]

[Sniffing]

Did you see that, oso?

She still loves you.

Or at least recognizes your smell.

You two just need some time alone together.

How we gonna be together if we're alone, man?

[Manny laughs]

Leave that to us.

[Laughing]

[Bear moans]

[Laughs] bears.

[Screaming and growling]

[Screams]

Whoo. [Groans]

[Fierce roar]

Huh?

[Growls]

[Manny screams]

[Tail buzzes]

[Saw buzzes]

[b*ating/thumping]

[Roars]

Ouch... Man.

I'm really sorry, el oso.

I just don't think we can take another mauling.

I gotta quit while I still have all my fingers and a head.

It's ok.

You guys already done so much.

Nobody ever been this good to me before.

[Sniffles]

I'm just thankful you tried to...

[Sniffs/sobs] help me.

Win my true love... Man.

Well, ok.

Frida: I guess... We'll see you around?

[Sighs]

One more sh*t.

All right, man.

But this time, I gots the plan.

Ready, el tigre?

I'm gonna lure them into a trap with...

The secret call of the bears.

[Deep inhales]

[Straining groan]

[Foghorn blasts]

[Foghorn continues]

[Foghorn]

[Foghorn]

[Foghorn]

Yes. Sweet victory.

[Growling]

[Loud roar]

I'll hold 'em off!

Take the princess and run.

[Growls]

[Chuckles]

This fight belong to me, man.

[Howling roar]

Ah!

[Chomping]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Bee buzzes]

[Grunting struggle]

Ooh.

[Muffled speaking]

[Rumbling]

Yah!

[Howling]

I don't wanna be king, man.

All I wants is true love.

[Bawling cry]

Huh, what gives?

Dude, I think she already has a boyfriend.

Aw, great.

So now I gots to put the beatings on another bear?

No, wait, oso.

You have to letherdecide.

If it's really meant to be

She'll stand by your side for the rest of your...

Duh?

Ah, that's it for me.

I gonna be alone for the rest of my life.

There is no true love, man.

[Crying]: no true love.

[Crying]: there's no true love...

Hey, there, big fella.

You know what I think?

I think you already have a true love.

A little something called... [Crying]

Bank robbery.

Well, I do like the way a big bag of money smells, man.

You know why?

'Cause it smells like...

Money and bag.

Well...

You know where I hear they have a lot of money bags?

Keep the porch lights on, baby.

Daddy's coming home to rob you blinds, man.

[Laughing]

Aw, they make such a cute couple.

Isn't love, lovely?

[♪...]

People of the leone school.

Gaze with envy upon the last two tickets

To the cucarachas picantes concert.

[Fanfare plays]

[Loud belch]

Hey, quit not being impressed.

We ate in lime.

We slept in lime.

Too bad you didn't shower in lime.

[Sniffing] [sniffing]

[Teeth chattering]

[Gagging] [gagging]

I have smelled the face of evil.

[Engine revs]

[Gasps]

[Tires screech]

[Squeals]

[Screaming]

[Gasps] it's silverwolf.

The hot new teen supervillain.

He has the strength of , wolves

And wields the mighty crimson whip.

[Squeals]: ooh.

[Screaming]

Aw, he's a total poser, right, frida?

"Turtle poster", right.

What, who, how?

I'm calling the police...

Silverwolf?

Can I have your autograph for my niece?

Her name is vice principal chakal.

[Shrieks]: ah, oh!

[Insects buzzing]

[Tires screech/engine revs]

Ah! He's coming over here.

And I smell like fish cheese.

Hey.

[Surprised]:gefloygen.

[Clears throat]

Gefloygen.

[Screaming]

I like your smell.

It reminds me of stink.

[Chuckles]: well, that's just how I bowl... I mean, roll.

I don't bowl- bowling's lame.

I don't even know how to... I... [Nervous chuckle]

Who said that?

So... You wanna hang out?

[Gasps]

[All gasp]

[Gasps]

[All screaming]

Me?

[Stammering]: with, with, with... With you?

You mean out, hang?

Sorry, silly wolf.

Frida can't hang out right now 'cause we're gonna...

[Screams]: whoo-hoo-hoo!

Frida: [distantly]: yee-hah.

[Girls screaming]

[Ringing]

And I haven't seen frida for three whole days.

What am I gonna do?

Um, you could let me out.

At least I have you to tell about it.

At leastyouwon't abandon me

Like certain people who I don't care if I never see again.

Will you stop talking soon?

And another thing, i...

[Engine revs/tires squeal]

[Excited girls screaming]

[Strained groaning]

Ooh.

Oh, hey...

[Girls screaming]

Hey, manny, me and silverwolf have been doing the coolest stuff.

You should have been there.

No, really?

Yeah, it's great- you know how I always wanted to spin across

A volcano crater on a glowing red whip? I did it!

Frida: and it was my idea to steal those top secret jet packs.

Jet packs?

Without me? Yeah.

I would have stolen you one

But I totally forgot about you.

And look, he gave me this cool custom motorcycle helmet.

Don't touch it, it's fragile!

So you wanna...

[Whistle call]

We're gonna go train monkeys to steal churros for us, see ya!

[Tires squeal]

[Weak chuckle]: ah, ladies, uh...

Who needs friends to have fun?

Not...

[Roars]

...el tigre!

[♪...]

[Horn honks]

[Tires screech]

[Splash]

[expl*si*n]

I feel so clean.

[Screams]

[Clippers buzz]

Wha-hoo!

[expl*si*n]

[Coins jingle]

[Roars]

[Shrieks]

[Growls]

[Chattering]

The cucarachas picantes concert is tonight.

Frida would never miss that.

So she has to hang out with me.

[Teeth chattering]

Not that I care.

Will you stop talking?!

Stop, stop, stop!

[Tires squeal... Women screaming]

Hey, we are still going

To the cucarachas picantes concert, right?

Duh, of course, I'll see you there.

Well, we gotta go build a roller coaster on the moon.

My design... Bye.

[Girls screaming]

She'll see me there.

Yeah,she better. Free, I'm...

Oh.

[Music plays]

[Screaming crowd cheers]

[Crickets chirping]

Oh... [Frustrated cries]

That's it, ahh!

Silverwolf: the miracle city junkyard.

Frida: if there's one thing I like better than junk

It's stuff that smashes junk.

[Gasps] the crusher.

Who's a sweet baby.

[Baby talk]: who's a sweet baby?

[Powering on]

[Glass shatters]

[Spitting]

Wha-hoo, mama like.

Manny: frida!

Missed you at the concert tonight.

Oh, was that tonight?

Guess you couldn't make it 'cause you were too busy

Stabbing me in the back!

I didn't s*ab you anywhere.

How could you?

You haven't seen me all week.

Sure, I have.

Oh, yeah?

What did I bring for lunch yesterday?

Food.

Lucky guess.

You're just made because for once

I'm not your sidekick.

Yeah, you're hissidekick.

Nah-uh.

I'm like his "front" kick.

Get out of her face.

Make me tin puppy.

Make me make you.

Make me make you make me.

[Screams]

[expl*si*n]

[El tigre roars]

Manny!

[Electrical buzz]

Here...

[Menacing]: finish him.

[Incredulous]: what?

It's time for you to choose, frida.

...el tigre or me?

[Nonchalantly]: el tigre.

Yes, though it may be agonizing

You must decide between... What?

El tigre, duh, no brainer.

You can't do that!

Can, did.

You were supposed to forget about him.

This is not going according to my secret plan.

I know that voice.

Silverwolf is...

♪ Dun, dun, duh...

The titanium titan.

Eww, I still have his spit on my cheek.

Curse you, frida.

You have foiled my plan to get revenge on el tigre

For stealing white pantera from me for stealing you from el tigre.

You understand any of that?

What's foiled mean?

Now, el tigre, you will lose the hard way.

[Screams]

Frida!

[Frida screams]

[Titan laughs]

[Screaming]

[Maniacal laughing]

Now, el tigre... Now you will both perish.

Dude, I'm sorry I ditched you

For the excitement and cool motorcycle rides

And free churros and money and jet packs and monkeys and...

All right, I get the idea.

I promise I'll forgive you if we live.

Frida: leave that to me.

["El tigre" theme plays]

[♪...]

Ow, you'll pay for that.

[Glass shatters]

Oh, bad.

[Buzzing]titan: ay, ay, didn't hurt.

Oh, that one did.

[Spitting]

[Metallic clank]

Uh, ah...

Uh, ah...

Uh, ah.

I'm sorry for everything, manny.

There's gotta be some way I can make it up to you.

There is, come with me.

Cucarachas picantes tickets?

Still another five months.

["El tigre" theme plays]

[♪...]

[Children cheering]