01x18 - A Fistful of Nickels/Animales

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Announcer:miracle city:

A spicy cesspool of crime and villainy.

This is the story of manny rivera

Better known as:

[Manny roars]

Manny: el tigre!

Son of the legendary hero:

White pantera: white pantera!

Grandson of the evil supervillain:

Puma loco: puma loco.

["El tigre" theme plays]

Crowd: el tigre!

[Sirens wailing]

[Cheering]: el tigre.

[♪...]

[Roaring]

[Roars]

Crowd: el tigre!

[♪...]

[Spurs jangling]

Manny, since I won't be back until sunday

I expect you to behave yourself while I'm away.

Of course, dad.

What do you think I'm gonna do, rob a bank?

Heh, heh, heh.

[Sinister]: ha, ha, ha.

[Maniacal laughter]

Yeah, well, if you need any advice, your granpapi...

Manny...

Time to roll... Aye!

Your granpapi should be completely ignored.

Now be sure to take good care of

Our beloved señor chapi.

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.

Ow!

But dad, chapi hates me now.

Just 'cause I threw away his girlfriend.

[Sniffs]

Ach... This feather duster is rank, blech.

[Horrified squawk]

[Glass shatters]

Manny, don't reopen that wound.

Señor chapi is very sensitive.

Sensitive?

He's got the brains of a flying hammer.

...he only knows how to say one thing.

Viva pantalones.

And his favorite is earwax.

[Bell dings]

Manny, your father and I disagree on many things.

For instance: I believe that

Evil will triumph over good!

[Maniacal laughter]

[Gagging]

[Choking cough]

Whereas he likes grapefruit.

But there is one thing we agree on.

Both: we love señor chapi.

Fine.

I'll take care of it.

[Chomping crunch] ah!

And remember the three rules.

No parties, no parties, and...

Both: no parties.

Ok, be good.

Gotta be good.

Gotta be good.

Gotta be... [Bell dings].

Party!

Frida! Frida! Frida!

Aye-aye-aye-aye.[Crash]

So there I was

Facing off against sartana of the dead.

[Gasps] weren't you scared?

[Thunderclap]

Not el tigre.

[Roars]

All: [giddy]: ooh.

This is more fun than being good, eh, manny [chuckles]?

Ha, ha, you bet.

Being a villain is great.

Wait, we thought you were a hero.

We're "outie".

Viva pantalones.

What'd I tell ya?

Villainy doesn't pay.what?

You said being a hero was lame.

Huh, that does sound like something I'd say.

Honey, I'm home early.

[Horrified gasp]

A party!?

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Squeaky kiss... Gasp]

[Gasps]

Ay!

Señor chapi!

Oh, no.

Rodolfo: he is afraid of the heights.

Chapi: ah.

[Thud... Car alarm blares]

He could be ok.

[expl*si*n]

Uh, maybe?

Look, a pack of wolves.

[Growling/howling...]

All: no!

Manuel pablo gutieérrez o'brien equihua rivera.

I amvery disappointed in you.

You have to learn to be responsible.

[Granpapi cries][rodolfo sighs]

Mijo,i've always said

That you have the heart of a true hero.

But maybe... Maybe I was wrong.

No, dad.

I know nothing can replace señor chapi.

Why,why!

[Crying]

You gotta let me make this right.

I'll pay you back for all this damage.

[Cart wheels squeaking]

And how are you going to do that?

I'll... Get a job.

Two jobs if I have to...three.

You're doing the right thing, my son.

I'll make you proud, dad.

I promise.

Frida: that's all you made?

It'll take a hundred years at this rate.

Dad's gonna be old and dead by then.

Work is for suckers.

With your powers, you cantakewhat you want.

Frida, you said that villainy doesn't pay.

Really?

Man, I gotta get my stories straight.

Youshouldtake what you want.

[With mouthful]: like the legendary rubeén hood.

Rubeén hood? Rubeén hood?

Long ago, there was a famous bandito

Who roamed the countryside

Stealing from the rich...

Frida: and giving to the poor?

Granpapi: the what?friday: the needy?

Granpapi: the who?

[Baby cries]

...look, the point is that

Rubeén hood was stealing.

No, no, stealing only leads to trouble.

Trouble that makes yourich[laughs].

Rodolfo: manny, hard work is riches enough.

That's why I can't pay for your dental work.

Well, see you tonight.

[Door shuts]

How am I ever gonna get enough money to pay dad back?

There is only one way, my boy.

You must come to the dark side.

Ok.

Get into your evil nature.

Experience the awesome power of...

Dude, he said "ok."

Yeah... Oh,sií.

Sorry, it's not usually that easy.

Well, have fun being a nefarious scoundrel.

Thanks, granpapi.

So we steal from the rich and give to my dad?

Your dad said that only leads to trouble.

But what if we steal from the supervillains?

Yeah.

That way it isn't really stealing.

It's recovering stolen goods.

Dad'll be so proud.

[Cricket chirping]

[Bats squeaking][expl*si*n]

[Screaming]

[Maniacal laughter]

[Frida yelps]

[Maniacal laughter]

[Cash register rings]

[Thunderclap]

[Sinister laughter]

[Coins clinking]

[Both laughing]

Manny, where does rodolfo hide the...

[Gasps]

"Gleeno".

Yes, grandfather.

How may I be of assistance?

Santa sangre.

Your depraved plundering brings joy to an old man's heart.

I can't imagine being any more proud of you.

[Smack]

And now I am!

And I can finally pay dad back

For everything I destroyed.

Sure, sure, whatever.

Tell me, where did you find this much loot in miracle city?

We stole it from all the supervillains.

What?

Is that a violation of the villains code?

No, "the people who want to stay alive" code.

Is ok, it's ok, we can straighten this out

As long as you weren't stupid enough

To steal from sartana of the dead, huh?

[Sartana's guitar plunk]

How dare you steal from me you little maggot.

He was stupid enough.

Sartana!

Puma.

Sartana?

[Quietly]: puma?

[Suave]: sartana.

[Familiar]: puma.

Old flames.

Very old.

Honey, I'm home early again...

[Gasps]

Another party?

And you invited sartana of the dead?

Somi querida...

What are you doing here?

Ha, the usual.

Destroying your grandson.

Ending your bloodline forever.

Ah, it's good you stay busy.

Heh!

You will have to destroyme first!

I can live with that.

[Out-of-tune plunk]

[All grunt]

Women.

[Sartana laughs]

Welcome to my graveyard.

I've beendying to bring you here.

This looks like a job for...

[Ripping]

White pantera!

Puma loco.

[Roaring]

El tigre!

Sartana, face the power of...

[Whip cracks]

The riveras...

...and frida.

Calavera banditos.

End them.

[Plays guitar...]

Outnumbered.

What should we do?

[El tigre roars]

["El tigre" theme plays]

What did I tell you?

He has the heart of a true hero.

But he has the claws of a supervillain.

Yikes!

Seriously, how can you even stand up?

You don't even have any muscles?

In your skull, bandito.

Well, that takes care of sartana's minions.

Ah, maybe not.[Thunder rumbles]

You know, I think I've learned a valuable lesson today.

Um, manny?

Probably something about... Teamwork.

Manny!

[Thunderclap]

[Thunderclap]

[Loud roar]

[Laughing]

Fools!

Deathalwayswins in the end.

[Screams] aye.

Aye...

Ooh.

[All scream]

[Sinister laugh]

[Light clicks on]

Dropped in the belly of the beast.

There's only way to escape this monster and destroy sartana.

Our ultimate w*apon:

Thecalientecatapult of carnage.

[Gasps]

No...

It's too dangerous.

I won't risk... My only son.

Dad...

I know I messed up.

I sent señor chapi to bird heaven

And I wrecked the house... Twice.

But please, let me show you I can be a hero.

Iwillmake you proud.

What did I tell you, father?

Yes, the heart of a true hero,i know.

All: rivera men, assemble.

Cower, sartana...

Before the combined might of

The rivera men!

Caliente...

Catapult...

Of...

Carnage!

No.

[Roars]

[Screams]

Manny, look out for the volcano.

[Sputters]

I can't stop.

It's too horrible.

Viva pantalones.

[Gasps]

Both: ah.

Señor chapi saved manny.

[Rumble... Car alarm blares]

[expl*si*n]

[Wolves growling/howling]

Sort of.

[Pained]: ahh...

Son...

Oh,mijo.

[Panting]

Everything... Going dark.

No!

Please, forgive me...

...papa.

[Panting]: yes...

[Sobbing]: yes.

I forgive you, manny.

Awesome.

Ok, who wantschurros?

I do.

[Sighs]

What am I going to do with that boy?

Don't worry, someday manny

Will be a truly great villain.

Hero, he'll be a hero.

Villain. Hero.

Villain... Hero...

So what now?

Oh, uh, maybe, uhh...

Hide sartana's loot and tell my dad it disappeared?

Dude, you are an artist.

Villain. Hero.

Villain. Hero.

[♪...]

Manny: you think I'm beaten?[Rumbling]

Think again.

[Grunting]

I will tie you.

This is swear... Ow!

Here, manny, I help you.

Oh, I look like a doofus.

Well, look like a doofus faster.

We must not be late for minister president rodriguez's bachelor auction.

Where are my car keys?

Come, we must raise money for charity.

Oh.

[Sarcastic]: yes, for charity.

I hear rodriguez is gonna use the money to buy a diamond hat.

We will be back at : p.m. Sharp.

Donkey, you're in charge.

Granpapi: ilove bachelor auctions.

Ok, be good.

Woman: ooh, I love bachelor auctions.

[Squeaking]

[Dogs barking]

[Growls... Champs]

[Squawks]

[Brays]

[Laughing]

[Growls]

[Squeaking]

[Growls]

[Gurgling]

Hee-haw.

[Sounds of traffic]

[Laughing]

[Clank]

[Thud]

[Laughing]

[Puffs]

[Mocking]: hee-haw, hee-haw.

[Mocking]:viva pantalones.

[Laughing]

[Laughter continues]

[Hooves clopping]

[Pen squeaks]

[Pen scrapes]

[Squawks]

Viva pant...[Squawks].

[Crash]

[Screams]

[Crash]

[Laughter]

[Squawks]

[Crash]

[Mocking bray]

[Crash...elevator dings]

[Squawk]

[Squeaking]

[Blender whirs]

[Blender buzzes]

[Laughing]

Viva pantalones!

[Crying]

[expl*si*n]

[Door squeaks]

[Beeping]

[Mocking laughter]

[Squawks]

Woman: oh, I love bachelor auctions.

I know.

Ahh...

[Squeaks]

[Squawks]

"Bwak."

[Frightened sob]

[expl*si*n]

[Groaning]

[Menacing groan]

[Crash]

Oh, that charity auction was a zoo.

Those women were...

Animales.

Si, si...

Wait, you think is a bad thing?

Aw, look at you two.

Haven't even moved all day.

Well, good night.

[Quiet squawk]

Viva familia.

Hee-haw.

["El tigre" theme plays]

[Kids cheering]

Granpapi: have fun being a nefarious scoundrel.